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Mom, dad, Arlo and I
have written a show for you.
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A show? Uh, we're already kind
of watching a show here, buddy.
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Mike, our child, who usually
sits by himself and reads,
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would like to do a show for us
with his one friend.
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Oh, a show!
Yeah. Sounds great.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Brick
and Arlo Productions presents...
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"Alien Robot."
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We were prepared
for the worst, but actually,
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it was kind of cute.
It had a couple of jokes...
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Hello. I am an Alien Robot.
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I am here to learn
about your planet.
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I don't see you on my schedule.
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And even a surprise ending.
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I'm actually
not a robot at all.
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I'm... you.
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Hey, nice job. That was actually good.
Wow... How did you guys...
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Wow, Mike. You see that?
We didn't give up on Brick,
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and now not only
does he have a friend,
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but they're
doing plays together.
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We are great parents. Oh!
I'm gonna celebrate with a beer.
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Hey, I'm a great parent, too.
Grab me one, will you?
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Mrs. Heck. You're looking
fashionable this afternoon.
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Well, these are my cleanest
sweats. What are you guys up to?
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Trying to figure out which
Ashley I asked to prom. Next.
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Axl, you don't know
who you asked?
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I had a system-- Go down a list
of chicks, text 'em one-by-one--
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But you got me this cheap phone
with tiny buttons, so I texted
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some random Ashley girl
by mistake, who said yes,
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and I don't even know
who she is. Way to go, mom.
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Let's see. No Ashley...
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No Ash-- Oh, wait.
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There's one more.
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No. Weird Ashley? No way! I
can't take weird Ashley to prom!
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How was she even on your cell?
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She tutored me for a couple
weeks in math last year.
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I got a "c," so not only
is she weird, she's dumb, too.
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Ugh, I got to get out of this.
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Axl, what is wrong with you?
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How would you feel
if some girl did that to you?
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I don't know! How would I feel
if dogs ran the planet?
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You're not making sense.
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Although, that would be pretty
cool. Dogs in charge? Huh?
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Okay, look. You've already asked
her, and she's already said yes.
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Taking her is
the right thing to do.
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Do you not get it?
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She's called "weird Ashley"
'cause she's really weird.
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Yeah. I mean, it's in
her name and everything.
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Well, I think you should give
her a chance. You never know.
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Today's weird girl might be
tomorrow's Tina Fey.
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Mike, have you been
listening to this?
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Uh, yes. That's why I came in,
not just to get a beer.
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I don't know. I think he's
still in the gray area on this.
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I mean, texting a girl to prom
is truly moronic...
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Thank you! But it's still two weeks away.
I think if he explains
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to this girl that he messed up,
no harm, no foul.
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Well, I guess. As long as
you explain what happened
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to weird Ash-- To Ashley,
kindly and with respect.
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Cool. Next time I hit the can,
I'll text her.
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No, you won't
text her on the can.
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You will tell her face-to-face
like a gentleman.
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Well,
I don't have face-to-face.
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This stupid cheap phone doesn't
even have a camera.
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This is Samantha Lynn
for Shucker news.
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And clear.
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Your r's are really good. They
make the cue cards easy to read.
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Oh, yeah? Wow, thanks.
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I call 'em "Sue cards."
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What?
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'Cause of my name-- Sue.
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"Sue cards"
instead of "cue cards."
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Ohh...
Okay, I get it.
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Okay, well, see you
tomorrow, cue card girl.
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I mean, Samantha didn't have to
compliment me, but she just did.
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She sounds nice.
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She is. She's nice.
She's so nice.
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So... where should we sit?
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There's a clear pecking order
in middle school,
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and nowhere is it more obvious
than in the cafeteria.
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There's the "a" table...
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The "b" table...
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The "c" table...
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And the "d" table.
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So every day,
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Sue and carly asked themselves
the same question,
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and every day, they came up
with the same answer.
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Let's just walk around.
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I know it's not an actual sport,
but being on the news team
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really does feel like
you're on a team.
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And Samantha is nice, so nice.
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Oh, my God. You know what?
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You should totally make
a run for the "b" table.
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Really? But I've never even
sat at the "d" or "c" table.
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Yeah, but you said
she's nice, right?
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So nice.
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Well, there's only a few weeks
left in junior high.
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Can you imagine entering
high school as "b" table people?
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It would be great
to be able to sit down.
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Okay. Let's do it!
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Maybe we'll start tomorrow.
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Take a seat, dad.
We have another show for you.
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Wow, another one already, huh?
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Mom thought we should
wait till you got home.
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Aw, wasn't that
considerate of her?
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And now, ladies and gentlemen...
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"Alien Robot II."
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Sadly, like so many sequels,
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"Alien Robot ii" didn't quite
live up to the original.
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Pirates? That doesn't even make
sense. We're on an alien planet.
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We could be at the mall.
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Then, about an hour later,
it finally came to a close.
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Okay, you're done.
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And the next day...
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Dad? I have a new show for you.
I play all the parts.
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Uh... how about
you ask your mom?
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I already did.
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She said she suddenly had to
go out and get groceries,
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and I should ask you.
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It's weird.
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I saw her run into the garage,
but I never saw her car leave.
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I'm former secretary of state
William Henry Seward.
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No, wait, um...
I'm-- I'm a polar bear--
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Okay, this isn't even a show.
You're just making stuff up. No, I'm not.
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You made me lose my place.
Hang on. Uh...
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With Brick's shows getting
lamer and lamer, I didn't know
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how many more pretend grocery
trips I could get away with,
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without at least coming back with some groceries.
Can someone get that?
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Hi. Mrs. Heck?
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Uh, look, if this is
about the bake sale,
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I'm, um, making cookies
even as we speak.
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Actually,
I'm calling about prom.
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This is carolyn Wyman,
Ashley's mom?
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Oh. Yeah?
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She's so excited
to be asked to prom,
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and I just thought
we could coordinate
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in case Axl wants to match
his tux or get her a corsage.
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She's already picked
a very nice dress.
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Uh-- Yeah-- Purple?
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Yeah, I'm sure Ashley will look
very pretty in that color.
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I know, Axl is
such a lovely boy.
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Uh-huh. Yes.
That sounds perfect. Sure.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
I have a camera. Yes...
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Yeah, can I call you back? Great, bye.
Axl, get in here!
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Why is Ashley's mom calling me
to coordinate prom?!
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You said you were gonna talk to her.
You know, it's your fault she doesn't know!
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You said I couldn't text,
and doing it in person is hard.
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I'm very sensitive.
Well, Mr. sensitive,
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she already bought a purple
dress, so you're taking her!
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I can't! Not with
the second wave about to crash.
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You know, when the hot girls
break up with their prom dates
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and are back on the market,
desperate to go with anyone.
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And that's where I come in.
"Hello, ladies." Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
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Well, "good-bye, ladies," 'cause
you already got a date. Heh-heh.
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Oh, my God! You care more about
some girl you don't even know
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having a good time at prom
than your own son!
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Are you my own son? Because
I didn't know my son was a jerk!
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Well, that's where you're wrong!
You can't make me take her! Oh, sure I can.
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You're either taking Ashley
to prom or you're not going.
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Fine! I won't go.
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Oh, you're going!
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So while Axl was trying
to get out of something,
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Sue had spent the week trying to get in.
Okay. This time, I do a butterfly.
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I land briefly,
say something clever, flit away.
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Oh, hey. Tater tots.
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What's the deal with them,
right?
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Okay.
Now I do the blend-in.
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But don't stay more than
20 seconds. It's too risky.
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Right. It's just not fair, because
I do the news team, I do tennis...
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Definitely. I do all this stuff,
and I don't really have time...
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No. To do everything.
So what's everybody doing this summer?
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You stayed too long.
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I didn't think anybody was
gonna talk to me, so I choked.
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Maybe we can save this. What'd you say?
I told her I had to poop.
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It wasn't a total lie.
I kind of do.
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But I always kind of do.
I think it's middle school.
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Oh, he's gonna take her. How?
You can't make him take her.
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Sure I can. I still got
a good foot on him,
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and some heavy-duty nylon rope
in the garage.
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Mark my words, he's gonna take her. That's
lovely, Mike. Every girl's dream-- To have
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their prom date dumped on their
doorstep like a rodeo calf.
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He'll be in a tux.
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It's not about
him just taking her
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because we make him take her.
It's about him understanding
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that's the right thing to do!
I mean, I don't get it.
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I'm a nice person.
You're a nice person.
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How did we make
such a jerky kid?
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First pancake never
turns out the best.
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Oh, God.
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This is all our fault, Mike.
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We were so worried
about grades and other stuff,
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that we just slacked off
on his character.
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We are lazy, laz--
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Take your seats!
It's showtime!
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Hello, Sue Heck.
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Reverend Timtom. You're here!
How did you know I needed you?
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You always come at just
the right moments. Okay,
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so here's my problem. There's
this girl on the news team,
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who's nice, so I thought
I should try to make a run
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at the "b" table,
where all the cool kids sit,
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but I think I might have
blown it, so what should I do?
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Okay, reverend Timtom
isn't here for you, Sue.
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He's here for all of us.
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Welcome, reverend.
So thrilled you could make it.
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Well, me, too.
I just got back from louisville,
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where they lost
another roller rink.
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Left a lot of teens on wheels
with time on their hands.
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Lucky we were there to put
the toe stop to temptation.
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Would you like to see a show?
He's not here for you, Brick. He's here for all of us.
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Smells delicious.
Little prayer before supper?
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Yes. Mm. Like always.
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Loaves and fishes,
bread and wine
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thank you, God,
it's suppertime
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So let's eat, oh, let's eat
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let's raise a glass
to the fatted calf, let's eat
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let's--
I'm just kidding, guys. Dig in.
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Now can I do my show?
Not now, Brick. We're eating.
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So, wow, a lot's happened since
we last saw you, reverend.
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Uh, let's see.
Well, Brick's in third grade,
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and Sue's on the news team...
That what I was trying to--
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And who am I leaving out? Oh,
Axl. What's going on with Axl?
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Oh. Well, prom's coming up.
It's a funny story about prom.
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So he asked a girl by text,
but it was the wrong girl,
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and now he doesn't
want to take her.
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Well, the funny thing is,
I'm not going.
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Well, the funny thing is, don't
you think a good person would go
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with the girl, when it's only two days before prom?
Well, the funny thing is,
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I'm old enough to make
my own decisions.
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And the funniest part
of all is that he's going,
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no matter what,
even if I have to tie him up
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and drag him onto
the dance floor myself.
233
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This is so funny.
234
00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:47,305
So what do you think about
all this, reverend Timtom?
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Well, I really don't think
it's my place to say.
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Oh, please, chime in. After all,
you're the only one at the table
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with unquestionable
moral authority.
238
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Well, it's tough being a teen.
You know, I mean,
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have you tried looking at it
through Axl's eyes?
240
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:03,696
No. They haven't.
Not at all.
241
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High school
is a social minefield.
242
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I mean, we adults
may think it's silly,
243
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but you have no idea
what's Axl's facing
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until you've walked a semester
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down those halls
in his high-tops.
246
00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:18,407
But-- Ha! And this is coming from God.
In your face, mom!
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The thing is, there may only be
one judgment day in heaven,
248
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but in high school,
every day is judgment day.
249
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This lasagna sure is tasty. May I have a sec-- You
know, there's got to be something in the Bible
250
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about doing the right thing
even when you don't want to.
251
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:34,700
I would say that's pretty much
the whole point of the Bible,
252
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wouldn't you?
Well, the Bible
253
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can be interpreted
in many different ways.
254
00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:42,474
Ouch! Stop, drop, and roll, mom.
God just burned you again!
255
00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,992
Well, you know, Axl,
your folks have a point, too--
256
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Now if we could all retire
to the living room for my show--
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Brick, no show. Reverend Timtom,
you were saying.
258
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He was saying how
it's a social minefield
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just like the lunchroom.
No. No.
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You were saying something about,
uh, how the folks are right.
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In a few short moments,
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Brickstone Pictures will proudly
present-- Brick. I said enough.
263
00:13:01,893 --> 00:13:03,796
But the reverend
hasn't seen it yet.
264
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,789
He didn't come here to see one
of your endless, boring shows.
265
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He came to fix Axl.
He's here to what?
266
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:10,805
Well, "fix" was the word
your mother used.
267
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:15,071
Oh, my God.
Sorry I'm so broken,
268
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you had to have Sue's
guitar dude over to fix me.
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Axl! Mike.
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Endless and boring?
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00:13:23,692 --> 00:13:26,461
Well, I guess
the reviews are in.
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Hey. Nice crib.
273
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,336
Look, if you're here
to talk me into
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taking weird Ashley to prom,
don't bother.
275
00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:45,764
Nah. Just getting ready
to take off, but I heard you had
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a strat, and I was hoping I could take a look at it.
Uh, it's probably not real.
277
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:52,300
Picked it up at a garage sale
to take for 12 bucks.
278
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:54,922
Well, it's not what you pay.
It's how you play.
279
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,524
You like blues?
280
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:04,053
Hair metal's more my thing.
Thanks anyway.
281
00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:05,682
Oh, cool.
You mean something like...
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Actually, little more like...
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00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:27,910
Brick?
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00:14:28,089 --> 00:14:29,104
Yeah?
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00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:35,964
I know you're expecting me
to apologize,
286
00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:37,985
but I'm not.
287
00:14:38,729 --> 00:14:40,175
I think you need
to hear it straight.
288
00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,622
Your plays just
haven't been good.
289
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,864
Gee, thanks for following me
in here to hit that home.
290
00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:49,253
No, you know what?
The first show you did was good,
291
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:52,401
but that's 'cause you worked on
it. After that, you gotta admit,
292
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:55,615
you were just making stuff up
and holding everybody hostage,
293
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,590
and that's when it got
boring and endless.
294
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:00,563
So I think
you just have to learn
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00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:03,842
that you can't do that
to people. You understand?
296
00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:06,494
Sure, dad, I understand.
297
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,405
Good.
298
00:15:07,526 --> 00:15:09,218
Just as I'm sure
you understand how
299
00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:14,181
there are a lot of things you do
that I find boring and endless.
300
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,943
Like taking me
to the hardware store.
301
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,176
I thought you liked
our hardware store trips.
302
00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,513
It's a slow death.
303
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,735
Or hearing
for the millionth time
304
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,312
about your new Gore-tex gloves
305
00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:27,640
and how they
"wick away the water."
306
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:31,158
I get it.
They keep your hands dry.
307
00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:32,484
It's a new technology.
308
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:34,721
But I never said anything,
'cause I didn't want
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00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:38,181
to hurt your feelings.
You make allowances for family,
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00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,169
dad, 'cause it's
the right thing to do.
311
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:45,979
How's Brick?
312
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:48,801
Smart kid. Too smart.
313
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:52,329
So did you get through to him?
314
00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:55,072
'Cause, you know,
the Clay's drying.
315
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:56,485
We're sort of in a hurry.
316
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:59,264
Hmm. Well, I guess we'll
just have to wait and see.
317
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,080
Wait and see? Okay, look,
318
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:04,599
I took a quilt out of the oven
and heated you a lasagna.
319
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:07,020
No offense, but I expected
some real results here.
320
00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:08,361
I know you're frustrated,
Frankie,
321
00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:09,990
and you know why that is?
322
00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:13,509
Because it's hard being a parent.
323
00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:14,965
It's tough being mom and dad.
324
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,776
It's hard being a parent
325
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,487
you wonder why kids
do the things they do
326
00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:23,275
well, I said it before,
and I'll say it once more
327
00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:25,746
remember,
Jesus was a teenager, too
328
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,230
Mary wondered
if he'd be okay
329
00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:31,161
but he turned out to be
a super nice guy in every way
330
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:33,400
He did, yeah.
It's hard being a parent.
331
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,980
It's the toughest job
you'll ever do
332
00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,753
and it's the most
rewarding, too
333
00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:40,930
Remember how they used
to spit up on you?
334
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,888
But don't worry.
This'll pass, too.
335
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,697
Yeah...
336
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:48,779
It's hard being a parent.
337
00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:54,800
Oh. Reverend Timtom.
Are you leaving?
338
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,085
Did you think I'd leave without
talking to you, Sue Heck?
339
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,704
Listen. Don't go thinking
any table's too good
340
00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:02,499
for you and your friend.
Remember,
341
00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:05,979
the most famous "a" table of all
was the last supper,
342
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,869
and everyone was welcome.
343
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,636
But Jesus isn't
in my lunchroom.
344
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:14,124
Or is he?
345
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,673
Are you sure you're ready?
346
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,110
Beyond ready.
347
00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:00,682
Hi, Samantha. Hey guys.
Great news today.
348
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:03,792
Are you kidding? Samantha
totally messed up at the end.
349
00:18:03,929 --> 00:18:04,979
You did not!
350
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:07,297
I totally did. Instead of sang
"science report,"
351
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,777
I said "science resort."
352
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,414
Well, my parents
make me have a 4.0, but...
353
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:17,692
Hey, guys, look. Now that all
those cheerleaders got strep,
354
00:18:17,794 --> 00:18:19,313
there's a bunch of empty seats
at the "a" table.
355
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,303
This could be our chance.
I mean, do we go for it?
356
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,826
Can you imagine
entering high school
357
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,760
as members of the "a" table?
Let's do it.
358
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:34,543
So... is this
still the "b" table?
359
00:18:35,108 --> 00:18:36,293
I'm not sure.
360
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:38,587
Probably not.
361
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,625
Want to walk around?
362
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:46,268
Axl. What you got there?
363
00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:49,594
Uh, I'm not gonna take weird
Ashley to prom in my underwear.
364
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:50,600
Think!
365
00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:54,300
It happened just like that.
Axl did the right thing.
366
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:58,316
Maybe it was something I said,
or reverend Timtom sang,
367
00:18:58,593 --> 00:18:59,949
or Mike threatened,
368
00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:01,857
but something must have
gotten through to him.
369
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,852
It's one night, man. Be cool.
370
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:12,967
The point is, he wasn't a jerk.
He was going to prom.
371
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,007
Okay, both of you smile now.
372
00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:18,433
Oh, yeah.
That's a keeper.
373
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:21,223
Ashley, your dress
is so interesting.
374
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,619
It's more of a wizard's robe.
I'm really into wizards.
375
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,804
Oh, right.
Like "Harry Potter."
376
00:19:26,935 --> 00:19:28,559
Who?
377
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,366
And the cape is a nice touch.
378
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,176
Yeah.
379
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:35,976
So we should probably get going,
so we're not late.
380
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,649
But we won't go in till the big
hand is on an odd number, right?
381
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,018
You know what they say.
382
00:19:45,211 --> 00:19:48,242
Okay. Well, uh, drive safe.
Okay, you guys have a great time tonight.
383
00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:49,999
Have a lot of fun. Be good.
Have a nice time. Stay safe.
384
00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:59,053
Ohh. Ohh.
Okay, she is so weird.
385
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,723
Axl is in for one long night.
Yeah, but at least he did the right thing.
386
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,229
Oh, he really did the right thing.
Yeah.
387
00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:06,008
Yep, the Clay wasn't dry yet.
388
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:10,136
We could still stuff in a few good lessons.
Want to see a show, dad?
389
00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:13,348
And maybe they could stuff in
a few good lessons for us, too.
390
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:16,152
You know, Brick...
That sounds great.
391
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,440
Actually, I have to get
to the grocery store,
392
00:20:18,564 --> 00:20:20,017
'cause we're running low on--
Sit down.
393
00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:21,799
Brick Pictures presents...
394
00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:25,987
"Alien Robot-- The Prequel."
395
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:27,787
This performance brought to you
396
00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,987
by... Gore-tex gloves.
397
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,380
They wick away moisture
with their space-age technology.
398
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:36,705
I am an Alien Robot.
399
00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:39,197
I am here to make your planet...
400
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:41,385
it's hard being a parent
401
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,009
it's the toughest job
you'll ever do
402
00:20:44,122 --> 00:20:46,337
and it's
the most rewarding, too
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00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,500
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