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(Frankie) The end of the
school year...
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finals, parent-teacher
conferences
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and that official teenage
popularity meter...
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The yearbooks are out!
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- Oh, wow, honey.
- I haven't looked yet.
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I ran all the way home so we
could look through it together.
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Wanna flip through it with
me and see how many times
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- ...I'm in it?
- Sure! That's always fun.
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That's never fun.
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Class officers, no. Clubs, no.
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Other clubs, no.
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Every year it's the same.
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Poor sue had tried out for God
knows how many things...
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(Squeak, thud)
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(Marching band playing)
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(Thud) And she hadn't
made a single one.
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- Oh! Maybe I'm in some of the candids
from the lunchroom. - Yeah, right.
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Oh! I think that
might be my shoe.
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Well, at least you
have your class photo.
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(Turns page)
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Wait a minute.
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I retook that
picture three times.
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I had three photos available!
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How did this happen?
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This is just not right!
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(Sighs) That's okay.
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I'm pretty sure that one
in the candids is my shoe.
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I'll just get everyone to
sign it by my shoe. (Sighs)
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Yeah. I'm pretty
sure that's my shoe.
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It is just heartbreaking.
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She's so used to failure,
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she doesn't even feel
bad about it anymore.
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- And you know whose fault that is?
- The yearbook committee?
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- No, Mike. Ours.
- Wasn't even my second choice.
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We're lazy, Mike.
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Oh, no. Not the lazy parent.
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We are. We're lazy,
lazy parents.
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We just throw 'em out the door
and let 'em fend for themselves.
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Wolves take better
care of their young.
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So she's an average,
ordinary kid. So what?
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Nothing wrong with average.
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Ugh. You are so naive.
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Average may have been fine
when we were in school,
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but it's a new world out there.
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Average is the new
below average.
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B's are the new c's.
C's are the new d's.
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- D's are the...
- Okay, what magazine or lady show can I blame for this?
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Look at this.
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All these pages,
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filled with extraordinary kids
doing extraordinary things...
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and you know why?
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Because they have parents that
get in there and get involved.
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Come on. We hate those
parents. (Sighs)
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We make fun of those parents.
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Trust me. We have
nothing to worry about.
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Our kids are just fine.
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Brick may be not be
moving on to third grade.
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What? What... what do you mean,
not moving on to third grade?
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He's the smartest
kid in the class.
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I mean, I'm sure
you're doing your best,
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- but... not a real brain trust here.
- Mike.
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It's because he hasn't been returning
library books. Are you kidding me?
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He's not moving up to third
grade over library books?
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That's nuts. The librarian
is invoking statute 482b.
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He's gonna have to
resolve it with her.
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And please make
sure that he does.
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It's been a long year.
(Chuckles)
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(Sighs)
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I don't think I have a
Sue Heck in my class.
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Yes, you do.
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We go through this all the time.
You have Sue.
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Oh! Here we go. Here's her name.
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I just can't seem to place her face.
Does she have red hair? - No, she doesn't.
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- Blond and sort of athletic-looking?
- No.
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- Is she african-american?
- Do we look like she's african-american?
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How about I look in the
yearbook to job my memory?
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Oh, don't bother.
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We just got the results
of Axl's aptitude test.
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You don't gotta
sugarcoat it. (Sighs)
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We already had two other
conferences today,
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- ...so we're getting pretty used to the drill.
- He tested as academically gifted.
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Axl is gifted?
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Our Axl?
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You calling my son a cheater?
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Oh, no. (Chuckles)
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Look. He's gifted.
He's brilliant.
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(Both exhale deeply)
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The problem is,
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he's performing far
below his potential.
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- He's getting C's.
- Which are the new D's.
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It's odd.
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We rarely see this kind of gap
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between achievement
and aptitude,
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except in families
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where at least one of the
parents is in prison.
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(Sighs)
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Hey! Mom, look. I'm using
my history book as a plate.
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No cleanup for you.
You're welcome.
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We got some pretty interesting
news at your conference today.
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Apparently, you're smart.
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- I am?
- Yeah. Like, extremely smart.
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Wait. You sound mad.
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- Your tone isn't really matching the
words you're saying. - That aptitude test you took...
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your counselor told us you
scored in the 98th percentile.
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Out of how many?
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100.
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Ha! Told you I was
smarter than you thought.
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Good thing you caught me.
I was just about to study.
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That would've been a big
waste of time. (Chuckles)
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No, you're gonna
start getting grades
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that reflect you're smart,
so crack a book...
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to you, a plate... get.
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- We're gonna be expecting a lot
from you from now on. - Oh, my God.
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You find out I'm really smart,
and you're still on me?
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I can't please you people!
Aah! Stupid big brain!
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So...
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How did I do?
How was my conference?
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Oh, honey, so great.
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Your teacher didn't have one
bad word to say about you.
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Yay! She's my favorite teacher.
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Heart... breaking.
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Breaking, Mike!
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(Sighs) You said, "don't worry."
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You said, "oh, the kids are fine."
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Only took three conferences
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to blow your theory
out of the water.
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Well, I'm gonna get in there
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and help Sue make her
mark at that school.
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I'm gonna be the kind
of parent we hate.
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Look.
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This is what Sue has
been reduced to.
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And you and I both know
that isn't even her shoe.
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After we told Brick about
his conference,
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he agreed to straighten things
out with the librarian,
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Mrs. Nethercott, an institution
at Orson Elementary.
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There you are, dear.
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The adventures of Betsy,
Tacy and darling little Tib.
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Oh, I hope you love
them like I do.
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Please come back and
tell me what you thought.
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Oh, it's you.
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Hi, Mrs. Nethercott.
I-is there a problem?
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Hmm. Is the a problem?
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You know, Brick, when you
first came to this school,
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I was so excited to
hear about a little boy
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who loved books as much as I do.
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It's what a librarian dreams of.
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- Thank you.
- Let me finish.
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For years I have watched
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as you've checked out
book after book after book
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and brought them back covered
with syrup and yogurt...
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that is, if they even
come back at all.
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Look, we can play the
blame game all day.
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The point is, I love books.
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You say you love books.
I don't think you do.
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I love the books in this room
like they're my very own babies.
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You have 31 of them out.
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31 of my babies.
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And I want them back...
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all of them...
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or you're not going
into third grade.
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That's right.
No fractions for you.
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No cursive.
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No, uh, field trip
to an Amish farm.
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You think you can make it
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out in the real world
without cursive?
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You can't.
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Look, you have to accept some
responsibility here.
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Shh!
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You have until Walt
Whitman's birthday.
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Good luck.
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Hello, sweetheart. Thank you.
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Principal Sholin,
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I need to talk to you about
my daughter, Sue Heck.
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I know, I know.
You don't know who she is.
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But trust me,
she's in the seventh grade,
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and she is spirited,
and she is awesome,
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and it is ridiculous... no,
tragic, actually...
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that she can't be a
part of this school.
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Come on. There's only a
week left till summer.
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Can't this wait till next year?
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No. Why can't there be
some team, some club
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that you can get into
just because you showed
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doesn't sound like a very good team.
But it would be,
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because it would be filled
with people who don't give up...
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people like my daughter,
who try and fail
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and pick themselves
up and keep on going
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and stay positive in
the face of all odds.
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My God!
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Isn't there a place
in this school
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for someone like that?
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Guess what?
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I, uh, happened to run
into your principal today,
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and he told me
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that they decided
to change the policy
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and make cross-country
a no-cut sport.
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No-cut?
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No cuts, no tryouts.
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All you have to do is
show up on Tuesday,
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go around the track a few times,
and you're in!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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(Laughs) I love cross-country!
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That's running, right?
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Yeah, running.
All you gotta do is run.
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I can run! I ran all the way
home from school yesterday,
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and I got here so fast.
Imagine how fast I could go
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when I'm not holding
a heavy yearbook. Oh!
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Imagine how fast I could go when I
have complete use of my arms! Yeah!
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(Clatters) I know!
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Oh, my God. This is it.
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I'm finally gonna
be part of a team.
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I know, honey.
We did it! You did it.
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Aah! Aah!
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(Laughing) Oh! (Laughing) Oh!
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I was feeling pretty darn good.
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The Heck family was on
the right track.
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Sue was practicing for
cross-country...
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Brick was slowly but
surely finding
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his lost library books...
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And Axl was studying
in his room.
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Have you checked on
Axl in a while, Mike?
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Yeah, yeah. He's doing great.
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(Electric guitar
blares in distance)
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I'll go check on him.
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?
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What are you doing?
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- What? I was taking a break.
About to start up again. - Put the guitar down.
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- You're supposed to be studying for your final.
- I know, but I don't have any study skills,
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and those are very hard
skills to learn at my age.
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My brain's already formed.
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- Maybe if you'd raised me better...
- No more excuses, Axl.
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- Now that we know how smart you are,
we're cracking down. - Well, if I'm so smart,
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then how come nothing's
sticking in my brain? Seriously.
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I gave myself the practice
test while I was on the toilet.
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- I got a "D"... and that was with cheating.
- All right. I taught you how to burp the alphabet.
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I guess I can teach you
how to study. Come on.
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And he did... all night long.
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(Blender whirs)
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- What is that?
- Make it stop.
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Sorry. (Chuckles)
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Making a protein shake.
(Chuckles)
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Sue, it's 5:30.
What are you doing up?
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Training. Gotta get
up bright and early
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to get a practice run in before
school starts. (Chuckles)
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Oh! Dad, if anyone calls,
can you tell 'em I'm out running
246
00:10:30,449 --> 00:10:32,183
'cause I'm on cross-country n
247
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,952
and that even though I'll be
super busy with cross-country,
248
00:10:34,987 --> 00:10:36,888
I'll call 'em back,
'cause they're still my friends
249
00:10:36,922 --> 00:10:38,656
even though I'll probably have
250
00:10:38,691 --> 00:10:40,424
a lot of new cross
country friends,
251
00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:42,360
and they can come to
my cross-country meets,
252
00:10:42,394 --> 00:10:44,329
and we can go out
for pizza after,
253
00:10:44,363 --> 00:10:46,964
but it'll have to be somewhere
near the cross-country track.
254
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:49,400
- I'll just say you're not here.
- Okay.
255
00:10:49,435 --> 00:10:51,736
Ah. (Inhales and exhales deeply)
256
00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:54,172
Hmm. All right.
I'm gonna hit the showers.
257
00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:57,442
(Inhales deeply) Mm.
258
00:10:57,477 --> 00:11:00,712
Hey, Axl, you should feel good
about the work you did tonight.
259
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,315
I'm proud of you.
260
00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:06,285
Yep, Mike was feeling good.
261
00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:07,753
I was feeling good.
262
00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:10,256
We were opening doors
for our kids
263
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,557
and letting them run free.
(Leaves rustle)
264
00:11:14,894 --> 00:11:18,162
(Groans) Mom!
265
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:20,298
(Gasps)
266
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,800
Sue, what happened?
267
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:24,235
I got hit by a deer.
268
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,970
You hit a deer?
269
00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,405
No. I got hit by a deer.
270
00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:31,876
Ohh.
271
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,310
I don't get it.
272
00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:35,712
How does someone
get it by a deer?
273
00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:38,315
How is that even possible?
274
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,517
You think that's bad?
275
00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:42,452
I graded Axl's practice test.
276
00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:44,920
I was up all night
with him studying,
277
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,389
- and he got another "D"...
- Oh. (Sighs)
278
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,358
- Which is apparently the new "F."
- That's great. We did our part, we got involved,
279
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:53,294
- and it didn't make a damn bit of difference.
- You know what? I don't think it's us.
280
00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:55,796
I don't think we're
lazy parents at all.
281
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,798
I think we're good parents
282
00:11:57,832 --> 00:12:00,300
and that we got stuck
with crappy kids.
283
00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:02,303
That's right.
It's nature versus nurture,
284
00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:05,339
and I... I think more and more
that it's nature. (Sighs)
285
00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:08,309
- 'Course, that would sort of be our fault, too.
- Hey, stop that.
286
00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:10,744
We're good parents,
Frankie. We are.
287
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:13,446
Uh, school started
three hours ago.
288
00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:15,949
Are either of you gonna take?
289
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:28,368
Hi, Coach Emerson.
290
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:29,769
Sorry I'm late.
291
00:12:29,804 --> 00:12:31,771
Chemistry was on
the third floor,
292
00:12:31,806 --> 00:12:34,641
and all those stairs...
Whew! (Chuckles)
293
00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:37,676
- What are you doing here?
- I signed up to be on the team.
294
00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:41,380
- I am a fast healer. My Jersey size is small.
- What's with the foot?
295
00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:44,216
- I got hit by a deer.
- (Laughs) You hit a deer?
296
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,919
No, I got hit by a deer.
(Chuckles)
297
00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:49,388
See, this deer came out
of the woods, and...
298
00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:52,424
Anyway, the doctor said I
should be all good for August
299
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,892
when our season starts.
300
00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:55,327
Sorry.
301
00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:58,329
You're gonna have to make it
around the track five times.
302
00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,331
Five times?
But that's impossible.
303
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,300
I'm already a little chafed
and achy under my arms.
304
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,768
Can't I just be on
the team anyway?
305
00:13:05,803 --> 00:13:09,572
- My mom said it was no-cut.
- So you think you can just show up and not do anything?
306
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:13,209
Well, you know what?
If you want to be on my team,
307
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:16,078
you're gonna have to make it
around the track five times.
308
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:18,946
Feel free to sign up next year,
if I'm still here.
309
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,081
It was nice to meet you.
310
00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:26,018
(Exhales deeply)
311
00:13:26,052 --> 00:13:28,754
(Inhales deeply)
312
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,256
I had you for math last year.
313
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:32,757
Huh?
314
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,659
You didn't just meet me.
315
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:37,228
I had you for math last year.
316
00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:38,629
I am Sue Heck,
317
00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:41,865
and I had you for
math last year!
318
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:47,537
This one's a little sticky.
319
00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:50,673
Can you prove it wasn't like
that when I checked it out?
320
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,744
(Sighs) Okay, Brick.
321
00:13:55,778 --> 00:13:59,514
Looks like they're all here.
Somehow you managed to do it.
322
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,484
See you in third grade, Mrs. Nethercott.
323
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:05,786
Well, well, well.
What have we here?
324
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:08,856
Seems like we're still
missing one book after all.
325
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,225
This little piggy didn't come home,
did it, Brick?
326
00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:15,997
Oh, and it's a big,
expensive reference book.
327
00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:17,565
It's an atlas.
328
00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:21,101
But I already searched
my entire house.
329
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:23,002
Well, where could it be?
330
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:26,671
If only you had a
map to find it.
331
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:29,173
You have until
332
00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:32,575
sir Arthur Conan Doyle's
birthday to get it here,
333
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,646
otherwise,
see you in second grade.
334
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,715
(Whispers) Second grade.
335
00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:48,424
Have you guys seen
a book this big?
336
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:51,794
- How would you even get a book that big home?
- I don't know.
337
00:14:51,828 --> 00:14:54,830
Did I even bring it home?
I have no idea!
338
00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:56,965
Now are you gonna help me,
339
00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:58,967
or am I gonna repeat
second grade? (Sighs)
340
00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:01,970
- Hey, how'd the test go?
- I either rocked it or failed it.
341
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:04,639
Or... somewhere in the middle.
I can't tell anymore.
342
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:07,976
- What do you mean, you can't tell?
- I just can't tell, okay?
343
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:11,512
Now that I know I'm a genius,
there's just so much pressure!
344
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,414
You studied for one night.
345
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:15,916
People burn out. It happens.
This kid who sits behind me,
346
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,385
he used to do really well on
those aptitude test things,
347
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,720
but he totally crapped out
this year. He was crying.
348
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,956
- His parents came in, and they were crying.
- So the kid who sits behind you
349
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,791
used to do well on
the aptitude test
350
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,794
- ...but then suddenly did bad on it?
- Yeah, this smart kid, Alan Heung,
351
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,663
and he was on this track to do
all these advanced classes, but...
352
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:35,234
So the kid who sits behind you
is named Alan Heung,
353
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,303
and he used to do well,
but he bombed out,
354
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,205
and you usually bomb out,
355
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,173
and now suddenly
you're a genius?
356
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,575
Yes, that Alan Heung!
Are you deaf?
357
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:48,244
- Now butt out and go look for your stupid books!
- So assuming you're seated alphabetically,
358
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:51,247
then it'd be safe to assume if
there was some sort of paper
359
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:54,217
with the aptitude scores on it,
that your name and score
360
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:57,387
would be right next to Alan
Heung's name and score?
361
00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:00,824
God, Brick, how am I supposed to know?
Do I work in the office?
362
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,258
Okay.
363
00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:05,228
I'm starting to get
what you're saying.
364
00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:07,363
Go through it one more time.
365
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,400
(Beep)
366
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:14,103
Well, that explains it.
The scores were switched.
367
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:15,571
You got a...
368
00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:17,473
well, numbers don't
mean anything.
369
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,442
The point is, you're our son,
and we love you.
370
00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:21,844
Oh, it means something.
371
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,346
It means I am completely
living up to expectations.
372
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,381
I am operating at complete capacity.
373
00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,383
Yes!
374
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,585
(Yawns)
375
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,087
(Telephone rings)
376
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,588
Hello?
377
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,057
Hey, Carly.
378
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:37,058
What?
379
00:16:37,093 --> 00:16:42,364
(Vangelis' "titles" from
"chariots of fire" playing)
380
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,900
- (Gasps) How's she doing?
- She's gone around four times.
381
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,970
She only has to make
it around one more lap,
382
00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:50,707
and she makes the team.
383
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:53,610
(Engine rumbles)
384
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:57,280
?
385
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,658
Should we stop her?
386
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,595
Absolutely not. Go, sue!
387
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:14,165
?
388
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,335
(Panting) I can do it.
389
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,770
I can do it.
390
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,042
Things are starting to look up for me!
(Thunder crashes)
391
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,378
Ohh.
392
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,580
Oh, come on!
393
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,181
Ohh.
394
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,987
She just keeps going.
Where does she get that from?
395
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,990
From me. I never give up.
396
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:42,393
You give up all the time.
You gave up this morning.
397
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,794
You're right.
398
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,830
As I was saying that sentence,
399
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,399
I almost gave up and
stopped talking.
400
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:52,570
You can do it! Lookin'...
Pretty good. (Thunder crashes)
401
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:56,006
?
402
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,275
(Splat)
403
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:03,747
(Exhales deeply)
404
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,752
Come on, you can do it,
Barb! Barb!
405
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,254
(All) Barb, Barb, Barb,
Barb, Barb, Barb!
406
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:12,923
It's Sue!
407
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,560
(All) Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue!
408
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:18,662
(Snap)
409
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,098
(Gasps)
410
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,803
(Thunder rumbles)
411
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,774
(Grunts)
412
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,777
Come on! Go!
413
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,612
You can do this!
414
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,782
(Frankie) Whoo!
(Brick) You can do this!
415
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,352
(Laughs)
416
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,922
Barb, finish line's up here!
Come on!
417
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,858
(Pants) Oh.
418
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,727
That's okay. I got it. I got it!
419
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,330
Yeah, you can do this! Come on!
420
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,634
(Brick) Yeah,
you got it! You can do this!
421
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,003
Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
422
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,372
Ohh.
423
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,808
(All cheering)
424
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,378
(Brick) Yeah, that was amazing!
425
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,113
She did it.
426
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,848
Sue did it.
427
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,416
You okay?
428
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,884
Sue finally made something.
429
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,687
Sue made the no-cut
cross-country team.
430
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,791
I've never been
morer proud of.
431
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,393
Oh, ow, ow, ow,
ow! Not under the arms!
432
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,663
Okay, okay, okay.
433
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:26,065
Aah! (Laughs)
434
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,136
?
435
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,005
I'll see you in August.
436
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,109
Aah! Whoo!
437
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,111
Yeah!
438
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:40,646
And guess what?
439
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,615
Our lucky break
didn't end there.
440
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,818
The next day, Axl came home
with his world history test
441
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,955
and the best grade of his life.
"B"-minus! I got a "B"-minus, people! (Laughs)
442
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,925
And brick found a way to
make it to third grade...
443
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,295
by checking out the same atlas
from the municipal library
444
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,263
and returning it to
the school library.
445
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,132
See you in the fall, Mrs. Nethercott.
446
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,803
I hear third graders get
to come to the library
447
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,305
even more often.
448
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,641
(Sighs)
449
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,142
(Clicks tongue)
450
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,543
(Sighs)
451
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,113
And that night,
we celebrated it all...
452
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,115
Sue making the no-cut team,
453
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,084
Brick moving up to third grade,
454
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,552
Axl's "B"-minus.
455
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,388
So what I did was, I slept
through science and English,
456
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,458
- so I was completely refreshed for my history test.
- So I got a practice schedule and a parent phone tree.
457
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,462
(Frankie) You did? Already?
That's quite a good plan there.
458
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,031
Can you believe it? Yeah,
a phone tree! Wow...
459
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,901
I know it may not seem
like much to celebrate.
460
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:37,470
The truth is,
maybe we are just average.
461
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:39,406
But the way I see it,
462
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,975
families where parents
get up every morning
463
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,910
and go to jobs that are hard
464
00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:47,346
so they can get their kids
through school and through life
465
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,815
and struggle to make it all work
466
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,918
and manage to do it with
dignity and a little humor...
467
00:20:50,953 --> 00:20:53,054
well, that's not average.
That's extraordinary.
468
00:20:53,088 --> 00:20:54,889
(Speaking indistinctly)
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