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(Crows caw)
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(Frankie)Out here in the middle,
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we have a proud historyof lending a helping hand,
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chipping in and doing whatwe can for the common good...
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We who don't have three kidsand a job, that is.
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(Telephone ringing)
That's why at our house,
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we have what I like to callmy sucker list,
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'cause only a suckerwould answer a call
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from any of these people,
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Jessica Kirkwood,
auction chairwoman?
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Let it ring.
(Ring)
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Reverend Hayver,
church rummage sale.
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(Ring) Let it ring.
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Unfortunately, Mike livesin an old-fashioned world...
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The phone rings,you answer it.
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Hello? Hi, Sally.
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Sally Meenahan,hospitality mom.
(Mouthing words)
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Yeah, of course
we'll be at Axl's game.
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Best season
in a long while, huh?
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Run the snack bar? Ell,
Frankie's gonna be there anyway.
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I don't see any reason she can't do it.
Oh. I... (Sighs)
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Okeydoke. Bye, Sally. She wants
you to work the snack bar.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Sucker list, Mike.
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Sucker list.
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Are you blind?
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I was gesturing wildly enough
to land a plane.
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Consider this payback
for the time
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that you volunteered me to take
the aunts to see Mac Davis.
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(Indistinct conversations)
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Hey. You can't stack 'em
that way.
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The new snack bar supervisor has
crazy high standards. Oh.
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(Gasps) Oh, my gosh.
Here she comes. Look busy.
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Okay, team snack bar!
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For those of you that
don't know me, I'm Morgan.
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I promised the junior achievers
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that I'd finally make
this snack bar profitable,
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and that is going to happen!
(Chuckles)
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Every dollar we earn
is another step towards
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putting doors on the bathroom
stalls. We can do this, right?
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Right!
Right.
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I can't hear you! Right?
Right.
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So while I wasin snack bar hell,
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sue was in a hell of her ownbabysitting Brick.
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What are you watching?
"Revenge of the Pod Zombies."
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It's too scary for you. Go to bed.
If you've moved up to a level
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where you can babysit me
at night, then I've moved up
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to a level where I can stay up
and a scary movie.
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I have to call mom and dad
and see if it's okay.
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If you have
to call mom and dad,
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maybe you're not mature enough
to babysit me at all.
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(Whispers) Mature.
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Fine. Ten minutes.
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So catch me up.
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These zombies...
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Why are they seeking revenge?
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âª
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(sighs) I love watching
my boyfriend warm up.
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Oh. Which one is he?
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Oh, there, he cute one
with the dark hair... number 23.
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Wait. Uh,
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that's your boyfriend?
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The... that one there
with the hair in his eyes?
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Oh.
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Since when?
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Six weeks next Wednesday.
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Six weeks?
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Wow. Well,
that's... that's plenty of time
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to, uh, you know,
meet the parents and everything.
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Oh, they're dead,
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which is okay, 'cause he said
they were really lame.
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I'm just messing with you,
Mrs. Heck. I know who you are.
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Oh. (Laughs) You do?
Totally! Hi!
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Hi. I actually wanted to
meet you a while ago,
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but you know how Axl is.
No, I-I don't. Tell me.
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Oh, you know, he's just shy in
that really adorable way of his.
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But once you get to know him,
he's so hilarious.
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Axl Heck, number 23?
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Oh, and every day he leaves
a note in my locker
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telling me another reason
he loves me. (Sighs)
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Axl's been in lovefor six weeks?
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In retrospect,i guess there were signs.
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Mom, what rhymes
with "tenderly"?
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Mom, I think I'm in love.
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Shh! No talking
during the McDreamy scenes.
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(Whistle blows)
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(Gasps) Time to form
a Cheer-A-Mid!
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It was so great finally meeting you, Mrs.
Heck. You, too.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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(Whispers) Call me.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Six weeks.
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Her name's Morgan.
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I'm gonna snoop out some more
information from the other moms.
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You work the stands and see
if the dads know anything.
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Who am I kidding? They won't.
Oh, my God, Mike.
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(Sighs) Can you believe it?
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Our little boy's in love.
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(Woman) Aah!
This is too scary.
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I-I think
we should turn it off.
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No. If we turn it off now,
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we won't get to the happy ending part.
Aah!
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There is no happy ending part!
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(Gasps) (Pants)
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So apparently, along with
being head cheerleader,
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she's, like, on a zillion
student committees,
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gets straight a's
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and founded the young
hoosier honor society. Wow.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Yeah. But still, they've been
dating for six weeks,
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and this is the first
we hear of her?
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I don't know
if I trust this girl.
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Hi, Mrs. Heck.
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- Hey, Morgan.
- Now that we've officially met
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and my relationship with Axl
is out in the open,
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I realize the awkward position
we've put you in
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by not telling you
about our relationship.
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I'm sure you have
a ton of questions.
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Well, actually, I do.
Come on in.
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For starters,
we're not having sex.
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That's something
I think we should wait for,
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at least until college.
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We're young. We have to build
a solid foundation
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before even thinking about doing stuff like that.
(Frankie) I love her.
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Hi, Mr. Heck. Morgan.
Hi.
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We didn't get to meet yesterday,
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but I brought you some muffins I made.
Thanks.
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Are these blueberry
or boysenberry?
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Both. (Chuckles)
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(Mouths words)
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(Mouth full) I'll go wake Axl.
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Oh, actually, could I do it?
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I really want to see his sleepy
face. I bet it's really cute.
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Oh. Don't worry.
I'll just knock on the door.
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It wouldn't be appropriate to go into his room.
End of the hall.
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I love her.
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I love her more.
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There's one thing that's
kinda bugging me, though.
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What's she doing with Axl?
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Right? I mean,
it's weird, right?
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I... look, is that bad for me
to say? I mean, I adore him.
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No, I know.
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It's just that she's so...
Going places,
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and doesn't seem
to want to go anywhere.
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Heck curse.
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We're irresistible,
and we have a gift
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for luring in women who are
clearly out of our league.
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(Light tapping)
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Aah!
Aah!
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What are you doing?
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I was too scared to sleep,
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and is is
the only room in the house
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where I got to keep
the lights on all night.
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(Sighs)
I couldn't sleep either.
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Every time I closed my eyes,
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I saw zombies ripping the guts
out of Taylor Lautner!
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Maybe we should tell mom
we saw the movie.
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No, you can't tell mom! She'll
think I'm a bad babysitter.
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You are a bad babysitter!
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You let me watch a scary movie
I am too young for.
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Besides, mom always makes it
better when I'm scared.
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Did the mom in the zombie movie
make it better?
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No.
She ate her baby's face off.
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(Mouth full) Hi, guys. Oh, my gosh.
He was so adorable when I woke him up.
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(Mouth full) Yep, morning's
his most adorable time of day.
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(Exhales deeply)
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Okay, here we go.
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(Eerie music playing) What are you doing?
I don't want to watch it again!
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Trust me. If we watch it again
during the day,
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we'll see how silly it is,
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and we'll totally laugh
about it,
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and the movie will lose
its power over us.
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(Woman) Aah!
Oh, my God!
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I thought those zombies were
eating hamburger last time.
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They're really eating
that nun's liver!
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I just realized zombieism is
just cannibalism in virus form.
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This can actually happen!
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Aah! (Pants)
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(Frankie) While my two kidswho were usually happy
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were unhappy, my one kidwho was never happy was.
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He'd had girlfriends before,but this was something special.
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The last seven weeks
and two days have been so great.
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I know, right?
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But I don't think
we should go out anymore.
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You want to just sit in the car
and explore our bodies?
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Axl, what I'm saying is...
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I think we should break up.
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Wh-what?
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Why? What... what did I do?
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Nothing. It's just...
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I don't know, like last week,
we were at the library,
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and I was doing research
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and you just kept staring
at that video game magazine.
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It had a hologram of a dragon.
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Which is cool,
but a whole hour?
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I...
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Look...
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You are really fun.
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I just think that I may need
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someone a little less fun
and more focused, you know?
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But we're, like, in love.
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Hey. Is Morgan staying
for dinner?
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No.
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Aw, that's too bad.
I found a pan in the drawer.
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I thought
I'd try cooking something.
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You know, we could always order in.
(Sniffles)
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Hey. Hey, what's wrong?
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(Crying) She broke up with me.
What?
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Mom, I feel like I'm dying.
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Oh. Oh, honey, I know.
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I know. Shh.
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Oh, God.
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I forgot how softhis skin was.
(Sobs)
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What's up with Axl?
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He's crying.
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There's only
one logical explanation...
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He's become a pod zombie!
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Don't be ridiculous.
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(Kisses)
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Okay. That is weird.
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Hey.
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(Crying)
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He what's this?
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Or something?
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No, I'm fine.
Then why are you crying?
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I'm not crying, okay? God!
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(Sighs)
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Way to go, Mike.
We were hugging.
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Ever since Mike made him feelembarrassed about crying,
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Axl wasemotionally
closed off. Axl.
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I want you to know
there is nothing wrong
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with a man
showing his feelings.
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- You got your hug. Now get off me, okay?
- There's just something I want you to hear.
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(Mike, crying)Frankie, it's me.
(Rock music playing)
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(Sniffles)
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You hear that?
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It's our song, baby.
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It came on the radio and I...
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Oh, I had to call you.
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Please, Frankie.Please take me back.
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I'm so lost without you.
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Oh, God! Is that dad?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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He left this on my machine after
we broke up for a few weeks
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when we were first dating.
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Are you serious?
249
00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,685
⪠your baby needssomeone to believe in âª
250
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:09,556
⪠I'm gonna hold on loosely,but I won't let go âª
251
00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:13,160
see? Everyone hurts sometimes,
even your dad.
252
00:11:13,161 --> 00:11:15,129
Dude,
he sounds like such a dork!
253
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,633
Is that how I sounded? God!
(Mike sobs)
254
00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:19,168
Who's the dork?
255
00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:21,670
If you get this before morning,call my pager.
256
00:11:21,671 --> 00:11:23,606
I'm at the Chi-Chi'son route 42,
257
00:11:23,607 --> 00:11:25,475
waiting by the pay phone.
258
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,309
The chi-chi'swhere we sat in back
259
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,479
and fed each other nachos,remember?
260
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,014
(Crying)
261
00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,183
I love you, Frankie.
262
00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:36,151
I love you so much,my heart...
263
00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:39,854
Frankie, what are you doing?
Are you nuts?!
264
00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:43,158
Where did you get that?!
What... what even is that?!
265
00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:45,293
I can't believe
that you saved that.
266
00:11:45,294 --> 00:11:48,062
Besides, I don't even think
that's me.
267
00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,498
Okay. I gotta go.
268
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,475
(Exhales deeply)
269
00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:00,943
Mike.
270
00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:03,580
What is the matter
with you?
271
00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,249
What? I think it's sweet.
272
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,151
It's not sweet.
It's not anything.
273
00:12:08,152 --> 00:12:09,585
Give me that tape.
274
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,954
No! I love this tape.
275
00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:15,824
You even made up your own lyrics
to 38 Special for me.
276
00:12:15,825 --> 00:12:19,361
You said I was your angel
from above. Where is that part?
277
00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:22,196
(Mike, crying) My shirtstill smells
like your hair. Aah! La la la la la!
278
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:24,966
I miss your hair.
I can't hear it.
279
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,703
So you love me. So what?
Stop saying that! Give me the tape!
280
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,172
What, love? You want me
to stop saying "love"?
281
00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:36,711
Ma and you played it
for our son?!
282
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,179
It's embarrassing.
283
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,548
It's embarrassing
that your son knows
284
00:12:40,549 --> 00:12:42,884
that you loved his mother
enough to cry?
285
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:45,285
That's what's embarrassing you?
Hey, let's pull out
286
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,487
some pictures
of you and your giant perm.
287
00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,990
I know they're in here
somewhere.
288
00:12:49,991 --> 00:12:53,059
(Continues crying) I
didn't do this to embarrass you.
289
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,994
Axl is going through
a really tough time,
290
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:57,530
and he's never been
that open with his emotions,
291
00:12:57,531 --> 00:13:01,300
and he just needs to see that
it's okay to cry. But it isn't!
292
00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:04,837
I think that tape
makes that perfectly clear.
293
00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:06,605
Oh, man.
294
00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:09,575
Oh, God!
295
00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:11,144
Frankie!
296
00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:13,551
(Turns off tape)
297
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,335
(Frankie)After days of avoiding Axl
298
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,937
Mike realizedhe couldn't do it forever.
299
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:23,006
Hey.
300
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,974
H-hey.
301
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,842
Not much to eat.
302
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,478
Nope.
303
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,446
So, you know, Axl, uh,
304
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,548
about the thing
you heard the other day...
305
00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:36,484
You mean the tape?
We don't have to give it a name.
306
00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:39,522
I just, uh, thought that I should say... about
the thing you don't have to explain it....
307
00:13:39,556 --> 00:13:42,558
Don't look at me. Just let me
say that for whatever reason,
308
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:46,129
women love it when men cry.
I-it's why your mom sees
309
00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:48,231
every damn Sean Penn movie
that comes out.
310
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,301
Yeah, she's pretty gay for him.
311
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:53,271
Yeah, so, you know...
312
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:54,672
What you heard,
313
00:13:54,706 --> 00:13:58,276
uh, on that thing
that your mom played for you,
314
00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:01,279
kinda got me your mom.
315
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:03,414
So...
316
00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,918
Yeah. I guess so.
317
00:14:09,521 --> 00:14:12,890
I think I see some cheese
back there.
318
00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,692
Sweet.
319
00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:18,795
Good talk.
320
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,931
Yep.
321
00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:27,470
(Amplified voice)
⪠and the home of the brave âª
322
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:29,338
(cheering)
323
00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:31,774
Is there nothing she can't do?
God, I miss her.
324
00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:33,742
(Amplified voice) Ehlert Motors
is proud to sponsor
325
00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:36,245
the Thundering Hen
division playoff
326
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:40,983
with this very generous donation
of $25!
327
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,620
So when shopping
for your next car,
328
00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:46,056
remember the Ehlert motto...
329
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:48,258
Who cares?
(Air horn blows)
330
00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:51,429
(Speaks inaudibly)
331
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,269
(Crowd cheering)
332
00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:02,005
Yeah!
333
00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:06,375
Whoo!
Oh, this is so close.
334
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:11,480
Let's go, Team Hens! Whoo!
335
00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:13,848
Axl is on fire!
336
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:20,690
He keeps looking at Morgan.
Well, he's channeling his heartbreak into his game.
337
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,727
I bowled a 280 the night
you broke up with me.
338
00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,830
Sue, I need you to take me
to the bathroom.
339
00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,732
I'm not missing the game.
340
00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:31,802
Fine. Stay here alone
with pod mom and dad.
341
00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,672
I'm taking Brick to the bathroom.
Okay.
342
00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,842
(Chanting) Blue and white!
343
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:42,712
I'm pretty sure there's a boys'
bathroom around here somewhere.
344
00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:45,748
Oh, here it is.
345
00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:48,250
(Crowd cheering in distance)
346
00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:50,919
Brick?
347
00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:53,121
Did you already go in?
348
00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:56,290
(Wheels squeaking)
349
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:04,698
No one's allowed
in the east wing after dark.
350
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:08,235
I'm just waiting for my brother.
He's in the bathroom.
351
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,604
Couldn't be that bathroom.
352
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:13,974
It's been locked for two days.
353
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,045
(Nervously) Brick?
354
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,813
(Crowd cheering)
355
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,453
Way to rebound, son!
356
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,122
Make the shot!
Let's go to state! Come on!
357
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,728
(Cheering fades)
358
00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:50,244
Hey.
359
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:52,079
Why is he stopping?
360
00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:56,551
Axl, what are you doing?
I'm not afraid of my feelings, Morgan.
361
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:59,321
I love you,
and I know you still love me.
362
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:02,424
So I'm not gonna shoot
until you take me back.
363
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,994
(Basketball bouncing)
364
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,731
Tell me, does this sound like
365
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:12,567
the actions
of a man not going anywhere?
366
00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:15,737
(Mike) Axl, get your head
in the game!
367
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:17,405
(Crowd booing)
368
00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:20,641
Go, you jackass!
I got money on this game.
369
00:17:20,676 --> 00:17:24,712
Axl! Now's not the time!
370
00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:28,249
Brick, where are you?
371
00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:29,951
Brick!
372
00:17:29,985 --> 00:17:32,654
You could always check the basement.
(Jingling)
373
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:35,190
(Shrieks)
374
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,828
(Electricity humming)
375
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:48,303
(Sighs)
376
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,939
There you are.
377
00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:52,807
You scared me.
378
00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:57,713
Brick?
379
00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,314
Brick?
380
00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:02,051
(Gasps) Oh, my God!
381
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,620
Aah!
382
00:18:05,389 --> 00:18:07,624
Cuidado piso mojado.
383
00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:09,860
(Shrieks)
384
00:18:09,894 --> 00:18:11,796
(Woman) Axl!
385
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:15,533
On the one hand, I was proudhe was showing his feelings.
386
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:19,770
On the other hand,if we win this, we go to state!
387
00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:22,539
Axl, there'll be other girls!
Shoot the damn ball!
388
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,641
"I'm gonna hold on loosely,
389
00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:27,711
but I won't let go!"
390
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,782
Tell me you'll hold on, too,
391
00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:34,184
and I'll shoot, and we all win.
392
00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,920
'Cause our love is so strong,
it's...
393
00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:40,757
(Buzzer sounds)
394
00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:45,730
(Crowd groaning)
395
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,902
Oh, man.
396
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:54,671
Well, this isn't
too embarrassing.
397
00:18:54,706 --> 00:18:59,010
Help!
The Pod Zombies got Brick!
398
00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:04,149
I'll get Brick.
399
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,085
You get the car.
400
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:10,924
(Horns honking)
401
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:16,330
That's it. I am never feeling
anything again. Good boy.
402
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,232
Thanks for blowing our season,
Romeo!
403
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:20,767
Hey, man!
404
00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:23,236
Come on.
He's a stupid teenager.
405
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,171
You know how they are.
406
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,206
Lock the doors.
(Locks click)
407
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,676
Oh, no! Zombies!
Don't eat my brain!
408
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,278
(Laughs)
409
00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:33,879
Thanks a lot, Brick!
410
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:36,983
Why were you standing there,
staring at me like a zombie?
411
00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:39,319
I was memorizing
the fire escape plan
412
00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:41,622
in case the zombies
set the place on fire.
413
00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,391
You idiot!
Zombies are afraid of fire!
414
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,594
That doesn't even make sense.
415
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,162
Okay, what is going on?
416
00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:50,164
You two have been
acting weird all week.
417
00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:52,701
I let Brick stay up
and watch a scary movie,
418
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,337
and now he's scarred for life,
and so am I,
419
00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:58,273
and I am a horrible, horrible babysitter.
Is that what this is all about?
420
00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:01,276
If there really were zombies,
don't you think it would be
421
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:04,279
on the news
or "Access Hollywood"
422
00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:06,781
or something? Come on.
423
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:11,886
See? I told you mom would make it better.
(Knock on window)
424
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,922
Axl, that was so romantic,
what you did.
425
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:16,923
Would you lose a game
for me someday?
426
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,861
Uh, if coach ever lets me
play again, I guess. (Chuckles)
427
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,264
Hey, want to get some pizza
with us?
428
00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:25,133
(Axl) Oh! Well...
429
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,502
Okay. (Chuckles)
(Both giggle)
430
00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,571
Gotta eat, I guess.
431
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,440
(Door opens)
432
00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:32,875
And just like that,
433
00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:34,878
he was blissfully fto his next heartbreak,
434
00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:37,847
leaving us to dealwith the mess he left behind.
435
00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:40,383
Hey, here's their car.
Come on! Let's turn it over!
436
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,252
Hey. Whoa. Whoa.
Uh, all right.
437
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:46,022
Everybody roll with the motion
and avoid eye contact.
438
00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:48,257
I've been on the other side
of this.
439
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,992
They're gonna get bored
and move on eventually.
440
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:57,102
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