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(men speaking Spanish, laughing)
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(laughter continues)
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Where do you think
they go to the bathroom?
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I don't know.
I mean, they're out there all day.
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And you see what they eat.
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And no one lets
'em in the house.
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It's curious.
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Most curious.
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Not that curious.
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I mean, who cares?
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I care. I care about
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where people go to the bathroom,
especially cabbies.
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They're driving around in
their cab all day long.
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Do they have a certain spot?
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Do they have to talk to a guy?
Do they have to buy something?
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If it's a production,
do they have to buy more stuff?
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What if they have a fare?
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It's a quandary.
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I think you spend too much time
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thinking about
where people shit.
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I don't think you spend enough.
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Curious.
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Most curious.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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PETE:
Big news, guys. I'm going
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to train for a race.
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The marathon.
The what?
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The marathon.
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Wait. The what?
The marathon.
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You're training for the...
Kevin!
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Oh, shit!
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Not the marathon. I'm running the beer mile.
KEVIN: The what?
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The beer mile.
The what? I...
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Kevin, please stop.
No, I don't want to do it again.
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I just don't know what it is.
Oh.
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The beer mile is a mile race,
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and every quarter of a mile,
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you have to stop
and chug a beer.
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Real runner's high.
Yeah.
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And my training starts today.
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Hi, guys!
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BOTH:
Bam!
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BOTH:
Bam!
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Uh, zoom!
Ooh!
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Oh.
Wow!
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What is...?
Showy show?
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Wow.
What are we doing here?
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What are you wearing, Andre?
Oh.
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These are sports kilts. All
the cool kids are wearing them.
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Yes, all the cool kids and you, Andre.
ANDRE: Ooh, Jenny,
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I like what you're doing.
You're trying to get in my head,
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'cause we have a big game
coming up, but you can't.
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Yeah, you're going down
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like there's a shot of Jager
on Kevin's crank.
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Whoa! Whoa!
RUXIN: Meegan's better
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at shit-talking than you are, Andre.
I don't mind it.
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It's great, 'cause
when you face me from now on,
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you have to face us--
not one head...
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BOTH:
But two heads.
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Great. Bring it.
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We're looking at you.
MEEGAN: Oh, we see it.
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Eeh, eeh...
I see somebody...
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...who is a...
...who sucks balls.
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I don't know what to do with that.
I don't, either.
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Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Yeah.
Just be, guys... Be right back.
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So you're fine with her
wearing the pants in the family?
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- I think it's amazing that no one
wears pants in that family. - True.
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From the beer mile
to the highlander,
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Meegan really knows
how to pick 'em.
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I just wanted to talk to you
away from, um, all the guys.
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Yeah, sure.
Um... so, uh...
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I just wanted to...
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talk...
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Um...
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Trade.
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Trade?
You have running backs.
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We have wide receivers.
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Let's dance.
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I'm sorry. This is just...
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What?
I'm having a hard time
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processing the fact that...
What?
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...we're talking
about fantasy football,
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and it's not you yelling
at me for not wanting to do...
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I mean, it's just strange.
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Bad strange, or good strange?
Good strange.
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I just, uh...
I mean, it's-it's odd with...
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with him watching.
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Oh, hi. Don't mind me.
I like to watch.
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He loves to watch.
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I don't love being watched.
Can we get back to business?
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Ooh, yeah, let's talk trade.
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What do you got?
Oh, Jesus! Close your legs, Andre.
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Oh, fine.
I'm-I'm sorry.
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This is...
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Oh, I mean...
No. No.
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He's just not ready.
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(both sigh heavily)
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(panting)
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Hey, Pete.
Taco. What are you doing?
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Ow!
Chase me!
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Asshole!
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(horn honking)
Whoa!
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Shit! Oh!
(horn honking)
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Whoa!
(horns beeping)
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TACO: Come on, you pussy!
Hey!
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Jesus.
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Come on, Pete!
Jesus! Jesus! Aah!
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(laughing)
Jesus Christ!
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Let's go, Pete!
Aah!
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(panting)
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I admire your guts.
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Let me train you
for the beer mile.
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Why would I let you do that?
You almost killed me.
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'Cause I was beer mile
regional champion 2008.
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I never heard about this.
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It's difficult for me
to talk about, Pete.
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I won that thing
fair and square,
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but then I was disqualified.
What happened?
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Take a look.
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TACO:
I'm the best
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drunk runner in the world!
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(Taco whoops, applause)
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(sighs)
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Time for a mental warm-down.
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(crowd groaning,
Taco exhales)
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What? What are you doing?!
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It's just drugs!
Get off of me.
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Apparently, you're not allowedto take mind-enhancing drugs
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before, during or
immediately after the race.
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Sticklers!
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But I know how to run
it, Pete, and goddamn it,
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I know how to win it.
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All right, Taco.
All right, I'm in.
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Training starts now.
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Back into traffic.
Taco! Jesus!
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(both yelling, horn honking)
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MEEGAN: So, how are you feeling
about the games this weekend?
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JENNY:
Are you kidding me?
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I feel great.
Really?
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Oh, yeah.
Are you sure?
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Oh, yeah, the Lady MacArthurs
are feeling fine!
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I just feel like
the flex is where
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the double entendres
are going to shine.
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Oh, yeah.
I just love the matchup
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Mike Evans has against the Panthers.
Interesting.
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'Cause, you know,
Andre has Brandin Cooks
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in his lineup this week.
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(laughing): No, he's not.
He's playing my guy.
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He said something
about how he was really excited
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about all the targets
Cooks was gonna have.
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This isn't a PPR.
I know.
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And Brees's shoulder is questionable.
I know, right?
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Hey, girlfriend, #RealTalk.
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Do you know Andre says that all the time?
I know.
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That's where I got it.
Isn't it so cute?
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Mm.
Okay, sister... spill.
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You used to run Kevin's team.
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What?! No.
Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
So, how did you do that?
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The secret is
you have to be in charge
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without ever appearing
to be in charge.
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Oh, like when I convince
Andre to role-play
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in the bedroom.
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You would think that
Andre would love it.
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You would think that.
'Cause he loves costumes, right?
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Yeah.
But not in the bedroom.
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I had to really break
him out of his shell.
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And now I have a
little minx in there.
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You know what
the most important thing is?
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Okay, what?
At the end of the day,
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you get final cut.
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Final cut.
Trust me.
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Listen, thank you.
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That was really nice of you
to share that with me.
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You're welcome. I have to go.
Okay, bye.
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Bye. Oh!
Mwaw! Mwaw!
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You're so cute, I want
to wear your skin!
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(laughs)
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#LosingSucks. Bye!
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Hey, thank you!
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(sighs)
Oh, come on, Chalupa!
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Pick up your stuff.
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Oh, God!
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Oh!
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Oh, come on!
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Yuck! Ew!
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Curious. Most curious.
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Could have been an animal,
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but I really think
it might have been the gardener.
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Maybe it fell out
of your hot tub.
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No. No, it did not fall
out of my hot tub, Ruxin.
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It was definitely human.
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How could you tell it was human?
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Less talk, more drink.
All right.
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Please. I know my
own kind, all right?
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It was definitely human.
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So you've got, like,
gaydar, but for poop?
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Yeah, it's like poo-dar.
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It's like a sixth sense.
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Or like ESP and poo.
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TACO:
And... stop.
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Mmm.
All right, interval training done.
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Take a breather. I'm gonna get more beer.
Oh, okay.
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All right, Mr. Ref, do me a
favor and settle it for me.
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Tell me if it's
human poop or not.
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- You want me to come to
your house and inspect a turd? - No.
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I got it in my car. Just look at it.
No!
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I will not.
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Peruse it and tell me
what you think.
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Look, people are disgusting.
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They take shits in weird places,
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like the side of the road
or the Pacific Ocean.
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Exactly. Those who live
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in glass houses should not
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squeeze out stones, Seabiscuit.
I love this.
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Everyone is out speeding,
and I'm the only one
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that gets a ticket.
I mean, people
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go in weird places.
That's that.
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I'll admit it,
I pee in the shower.
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Yeah, I mean, you got to go,
you just go.
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Yeah, I go in the shower.
The only bad part is
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mashing it
down the drain afterwards.
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What?
Wait, you
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shit in the shower?
Dude,
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we were talking about peeing.
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Yeah, yeah, me, too.
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Taco, do you shit in the shower?
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I'm saving water--
no flushing.
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Oh, my God.
Ugh.
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What do you do-- you just
mash it down with your foot?
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No, I'm not an animal.
I have a shower spatula.
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Jesus Christ. My gardener shits
in my bushes and my brother
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shits in his shower. I mean,
this is the end of days.
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No, not my shower.
Your shower.
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What?
Oh,
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you know what?
It's fine,
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it just means that
he uses your spatula.
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Taco, we made pancakes this morning.
Oh, don't be
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such a baby. I rinse it off
briefly afterwards.
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PETE: Yeah. What?
Enough warm-up.
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Go get changed, we're gonna
do a 5K, six-pack run.
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Let's go!
Let's go!
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Uh, pancakes for breakfast?
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Chocolate chip?
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So how you feeling?
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Pretty good.
You shouldn't be!
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You should be wasted right now.
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You have the blood alcohol level
of a pregnant woman. Come on!
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Four. Yeah, that's
right, feel the burn.
251
00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:36,661
All right, good. We got
to strengthen that gut.
252
00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:38,363
Let's do it again.
253
00:08:38,415 --> 00:08:39,697
Come on, you been
nursing the same beer
254
00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:41,416
for the last half mile.
255
00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:43,102
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Okay, okay.
256
00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:45,370
See, i-it's quaffable.
Stop saying "quaffable."
257
00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:46,671
Let's go, let's go,
let's go. Hurry up.
258
00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:48,873
Chug, two, three, four.
Chug, two, three, four.
259
00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:52,010
Personal best.
Keep it going, keep it going!
260
00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:53,545
No, you see, just smell it.
261
00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:55,380
Here we go.
Come on, pump those knees.
262
00:08:55,432 --> 00:08:58,516
We got seven more cases
to get through.
263
00:08:58,552 --> 00:09:00,518
I think you're right, Big B.
I-I'm letting this anger
264
00:09:00,554 --> 00:09:03,438
eat me up inside, and I got
to just be happy for him.
265
00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:05,523
To Meegan and Andre--
let 'em be happy.
266
00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,358
Yeah, to Meevan and Andre.
267
00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:10,562
Mm. Um, what's this
have to do with the training?
268
00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:13,314
Oh, right, the training.
Let's get back to it.
269
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,199
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
O... Okay.
270
00:09:15,235 --> 00:09:17,569
35.
271
00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:20,071
The next one.
272
00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:22,206
Yeah, that's a big boy.
Double-team that shit.
273
00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:25,543
Right, down.
Left, down.
274
00:09:25,579 --> 00:09:27,462
Drink.
275
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,799
All right, now everyone
switch beers.
276
00:09:31,885 --> 00:09:33,134
All right, Pete,
277
00:09:33,219 --> 00:09:34,752
you're almost there.
Let's do this!
278
00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:43,094
(grunting)
279
00:09:45,732 --> 00:09:48,182
(whoops) Personal best.
280
00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:50,101
All right, you deserve a beer.
281
00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:52,233
No, no, no, no, no, suck it
back in, suck it back in.
282
00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:53,432
You're gonna get disqualified.
283
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,324
Oh, come on.
284
00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:58,326
I feel better.
285
00:09:58,411 --> 00:09:59,410
Back to the beginning.
Let's go.
286
00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,995
No!
287
00:10:01,081 --> 00:10:02,997
ANDRE:
Lover,
288
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,283
do you like the collared shirt
289
00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:07,001
with the crushed velvet vest
290
00:10:07,087 --> 00:10:09,837
or the Nehru collar
with the scarf?
291
00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,289
Why are you asking me?
292
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:13,124
Because I value
your opinion, my love.
293
00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:14,592
Do you?
Yes.
294
00:10:14,628 --> 00:10:18,212
Because I noticed that
you're not playing my lineup.
295
00:10:18,298 --> 00:10:20,348
Okay, is this about the flex?
296
00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,967
'Cause it's not a big deal. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
297
00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,686
Why won't you play Mike Evans?
I believe
298
00:10:24,771 --> 00:10:27,472
that Brandin Cooks is gonna
score more points, that's all.
299
00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:29,641
It's not a big deal.
Oh. Well, I believe
300
00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:32,360
Brandin Cooks
is the Nehru collar
301
00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:33,978
and pleather pants of our team.
302
00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,563
Wait.
Is that good or bad?
303
00:10:35,649 --> 00:10:36,814
That's my point.
304
00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:38,983
You trust me with everything.
305
00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:41,486
Why won't you trust
me with our team?
306
00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:44,155
I want to share final cut.
307
00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:45,373
I can't share final cut.
308
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:46,579
Well, then I want final cut.
309
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,180
No, you can't have final cut.
That's...
310
00:10:48,244 --> 00:10:49,711
I want final cut.
You're not gonna get it.
311
00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:51,963
I'm sorry, but no.
It's my-it's my choice.
312
00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:53,164
Oh, okay.
And that's final.
313
00:10:53,249 --> 00:10:54,215
Well, then, you can
just-- you know what?
314
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,967
Wear whatever you want.
315
00:10:56,002 --> 00:10:57,418
That's final, there you go.
It's gonna be awesome.
316
00:10:57,504 --> 00:10:58,670
That's... great.
317
00:10:58,755 --> 00:10:59,837
You should do that.
Well, great, thank you.
318
00:10:59,889 --> 00:11:01,305
Thank you very much.
319
00:11:01,341 --> 00:11:02,462
You're gonna look fantastic.
320
00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:03,508
(sighs)
321
00:11:05,762 --> 00:11:07,595
What are we doing?
322
00:11:07,681 --> 00:11:10,231
Honey.
I love you.
323
00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:12,266
Okay?
And I love us.
324
00:11:12,352 --> 00:11:13,518
So come here.
325
00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,153
Come here.
326
00:11:15,188 --> 00:11:17,689
Come here,
come here, come here. Look.
327
00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:19,490
Let's make a promise.
328
00:11:19,526 --> 00:11:22,910
Fantasy football
can never come between us.
329
00:11:22,996 --> 00:11:24,328
Okay?
Promise?
330
00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:25,780
Mm.
Mm.
331
00:11:25,865 --> 00:11:27,582
BOTH:
Mmm!
332
00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:41,833
KEVIN:
Hmm.
333
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,952
Curious, curious.
334
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,453
Hey, Ernesto.
335
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,088
S?, Se?or-Se?or Kevin.
336
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,373
How are you?
337
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,424
Uh, muy bien.Hola.
338
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,925
Quick question for you.
339
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,681
Have you noticed any
animals around here?
340
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,512
Family of chipmunks.
No.
341
00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:56,297
No, that's...
that wouldn't do it.
342
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,549
No, se?or.
No.
343
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,967
Man, you guys love
those burritos, huh?
344
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,301
Oh, s?.
345
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,137
Ah, the carne asada.
Riquisimo.
346
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,055
I don't even know where
you guys put it all.
347
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,524
Everybody's got to go
sometime, though, you know?
348
00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:08,309
Oh, yes, very much.
349
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,727
Yeah. It's
strange, because
350
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,564
it's not like, you know...
you can use the house.
351
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,450
I can use the house?
What?
352
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,486
(laughs) Gracias, Se?or Kevin.Muchas gracias.
353
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,737
(speaking Spanish)
354
00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:23,875
(laughs)
355
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,127
Muchas gracias, Se?or Kevin.
356
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,496
De nada.
357
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,998
No bueno.
358
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,167
Now we know the answer
to the ago-old question:
359
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,420
where does the gardener shit?
He shits in Kevin's house.
360
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,554
Okay, Edward 40-Hands.
Nuts?
361
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,673
No, thank you.
I'm not gonna make it.
362
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,566
It's the first day of training.
You'll be fine.
363
00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:42,977
Then the guy stopped by
at 9:00 at night.
364
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,847
9:00 to take a crap? I mean,
I think he was on a date, too.
365
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,183
Mm. Less talk,
more drink, boys.
366
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,268
Come on, the race is this weekend.
Oh, yeah, by the way, the race
367
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,853
goes right by your house,
Kevin, so Jenny'll
368
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,188
come up for some moral support.
369
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,913
All right, we got
orange slices in a mile.
370
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,774
Yes!
Thank God. Inside a Hefeweizen.
371
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,526
Oh.
Oh, my God.
372
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,745
Short cut, short cut.
All right.
373
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,833
RUXIN: Watching college football
just doesn't do it for me anymore.
374
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,751
It's like you're jerking
off to a porn magazine.
375
00:13:06,837 --> 00:13:08,753
It feels like
it should work, but...
376
00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:10,171
Just doesn't get the job done.
377
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,789
Exactly.
Yeah.
378
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,075
I feel the same way.
(knocking)
379
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,959
Knock, knock.
Oh.
380
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,678
Hey, Ernesto. I didn't know
you were doing the lawn today.
381
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,513
Oh, no, no, today is Saturday.
382
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,381
I do your neighbors--
the Pinkertons?
383
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,549
Oh.
384
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,186
Uh, Ernesto,
385
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,722
really bad news.
Our bathroom...
386
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,440
is broken.
387
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:30,859
Ooh.
388
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,112
That's okay,
I use the upstairs again, okay?
389
00:13:34,197 --> 00:13:35,563
Oh. Hola.
390
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,031
Hola.
391
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,566
Good magazine.
Oh...
392
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,034
JENNY:
Again?
393
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,736
What?
Kevin, you must not
394
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,072
give me the name of your gardener.
You got to go
395
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,124
talk to him.
What am I gonna say to him?
396
00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:47,458
Hello!
Hello!
397
00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:50,295
Well, if it's not
our favorite couple.
398
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,663
Well. Hey, listen...
399
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,248
(German accent):
you can't break us.
400
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,084
(German accent): Ever. We are strong.
Just like team.
401
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,253
Great. Come on in, guys. Have a seat.
Yeah. Good. Yeah, get comfy.
402
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,639
It's a little messy. I'm so sorry.
Yeah. Here. Come on in. Can I,
403
00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:04,142
uh, offer you guys something to drink?
We don't have any wine open,
404
00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:06,827
- I don't think, but we can open
one of the bottles you guys - No.
405
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:09,397
brought over.
Um, whatever you want. Pick.
406
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,099
So I can pick the wine!
407
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,234
Okay. I can't pick
the flex,
408
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,986
but I can pick the wine.
I wasn't saying that,
409
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,188
I wasn't saying that, I wasn't saying that.
Yeah.
410
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,023
Who are you gonna play in your flex?
Uh,
411
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,943
well, we're talking about it.
412
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,362
Right? Aren't we talking about it? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
413
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,864
I'm gonna have a beer.
We'll... Thank you for asking.
414
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,511
Right that way?
Right around the corner.
415
00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:30,451
Same place it was when you were with Pete.
Oh,
416
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,587
Ruxin, you're a dreamboat!
417
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,123
Ugh. How-how did you guys
run a team
418
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,958
together?
KEVIN: Oh, it's simple.
419
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,677
Yeah. I charmed, begged,
and then I railroaded him.
420
00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:43,848
No problem with the bathroom
upstairs. Gracias, Se?or Kevin.
421
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:45,967
I will see you Monday.
Okay.
422
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,969
Um, Ernesto, I'll walk you out.
Just want to...
423
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,639
chat with you for a sec.
D?game, Se?or Kevin.
424
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:55,860
Um, Ernesto, I just, um...
You're doing a great job.
425
00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:59,447
Just one small issue. I would
rather if you didn't use...
426
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,816
the bathroom in the house
anymore, okay?
427
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,735
Oh.
428
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,403
Oh, okay.
And I'd also prefer
429
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,488
that you don't go
in the yard either.
430
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,540
Excuse me?
431
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:11,666
You think that I take a shit
outside like an animal?
432
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,746
No! No, no. No! I'm just...
433
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,665
I mean, I see what you consume
for lunch, and, you know,
434
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,084
you've been using the bathroom,
like, five times a day,
435
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,170
and two of those times
seemed really complicated...
436
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,255
I do not poop in the lawn!
437
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,892
Our rhododendrons did grow
four feet in a year.
438
00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,560
Se?or Kevin, I thought
we were family.
439
00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:32,347
Luis, Carmen, and Maria,
they call you Uncle Kevin!
440
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,015
I've never met Maria.
You invite me to your house
441
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,316
to use your toilet!
442
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,601
That was a mistake. That...
443
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,102
I should not have done that.
You know what,
444
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,238
I'm not gonna work for somebody
that treats me like shit.
445
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,857
I quit!
No. Ernesto, don't quit!
446
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,492
You're taking this
the wrong way!
447
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,327
Ernesto, please, wait, wait.
448
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,029
Where do you go? Do you hold it?
449
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,198
Ernesto, do you hold it?!
450
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,367
Ernesto!
451
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,169
(sighs) Those rhododendrons
are gonna go to shit.
452
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:00,728
(coughing) Pete.
453
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,080
What's up, Taco?
454
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:03,364
Today you become a man,
455
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,166
and I want you
to have something.
456
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,751
This was mine.
457
00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,870
And before it was mine,
458
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:11,005
it was someone else's
who left it in the garbage.
459
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,540
And now it's yours.
460
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:13,841
I'll always cherish it, Taco.
461
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,593
Thank you.
You're ready for this.
462
00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:18,463
You got a good buzz going,
and you're carbo-loaded.
463
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,389
And we're sure the pasta I ate
was gluten-free?
464
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,682
Yeah. I didn't add any gluten
to it.
465
00:16:21,718 --> 00:16:23,851
This could be the race
of our lives, Pete.
466
00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:25,636
(coughing)
467
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:29,557
You're just smoking
like a Serbian water polo coach.
468
00:16:29,642 --> 00:16:31,559
(coughing)
Mmm.
469
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,611
Yep. That'll help it.
Ah.
470
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,897
Whew. I wish I
had what you had.
471
00:16:35,949 --> 00:16:37,732
A valid driver's license?
472
00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:39,067
MAN (over speaker): Runners, please
report to the starting line.
473
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:41,069
The race will begin
in five minutes.
474
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,570
It is time. Here,
It's our time.
475
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:44,288
takes the edge off.
No, I'll save room for the beer.
476
00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:45,623
I'm good.
All right. Let's do this.
477
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,208
MAN (over speaker):
On your marks,
478
00:16:47,243 --> 00:16:49,043
get set...
479
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:49,961
(gunshot)
480
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:52,463
(cheering)
481
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,554
TACO:
Come on, Pete! Chug!
482
00:16:59,589 --> 00:17:02,473
Chug! Chug! All right, let's do this, Pete!
Taco? Are you running?
483
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:05,560
Think I'd let you do this alone?
Let's go, let's go!
484
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:06,978
Jack and Coke?
Rum and Coke.
485
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,563
Good call on the bar cart.
Thanks.
486
00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:09,931
It seemed like
the neighborly thing to do.
487
00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:11,766
What's up, jerks?
Wow.
488
00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:13,985
Another one.
Take a look.
489
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,404
All in.
Andre, you are kiltin' it.
490
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:18,773
You look like Lameheart.
You're looking at a winner,
491
00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:22,160
who is killing you today
because Brandin Cooks is
492
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:24,862
cookin' up the field today.
He is killing it today.
493
00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:27,698
That's why it must hurt so bad
Ooh. So good.
494
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:29,784
that he's on your bench.
Ooh.
495
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,286
- He's not on my bench. He's
in my lineup. I set my lineup. - Nope.
496
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:34,839
Mike Evans is in your lineup,
and he is not doing very well,
497
00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:36,457
my friend. In fact,
498
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:38,126
I think you're gonna lose.
499
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:39,844
Hi.
Hey.
500
00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:42,296
Um... did you touch my lineup?
What?
501
00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:44,799
Maybe...
No, no, no. No "maybe." Did you put Mike Evans
502
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:45,800
in the lineup?
Yeah.
503
00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:47,552
You said I have final cut.
504
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:49,053
I never said that.
Yes, you said in the closet
505
00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,855
that I get final cut.
I said that we shouldn't
506
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,690
fight about fantasy football. You ca...
And if I don't have
507
00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,475
- final cut, we're gonna fight
about fantasy football. - You ca...
508
00:17:54,561 --> 00:17:56,227
So I get final cut.
No.
509
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:58,479
Not on my team.
If you can't trust me with the flex,
510
00:17:58,531 --> 00:17:59,647
how can you trust me
with anything?
511
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,865
How can you trust me
with your car?
512
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,150
I don't trust you with my car!
513
00:18:02,152 --> 00:18:03,618
'Cause you dented my car!
514
00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:04,652
First of all, ding.
515
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,320
A dent!
A ding!
516
00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:07,238
A dent!
A ding!
517
00:18:07,323 --> 00:18:08,990
A dent!
A valet
518
00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:10,992
dinged your car.
Oh! The valet.
519
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:13,244
You parked in a compact spot!
I always tell you If you point at me,
520
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,796
not to park in a compact, but...I mean, come on.
I'm gonna punch you in your kilt.
521
00:18:15,832 --> 00:18:18,352
Halfway there! Come on!
Get that cigarette out of my face, Taco.
522
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:20,218
(coughing)
(groans)
523
00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:24,505
(burps)
524
00:18:24,591 --> 00:18:26,841
All right, inhale this.
Oh, God. Get out.
525
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:28,643
I'm not sure
about that carbo-load.
526
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,344
Might have been
the tomato sauce.
527
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:32,063
Pretty sure
that was a clam sauce.
528
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:34,849
(stomach rumbling)
Oh. Oh!
529
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,185
Got to get to Kevin's! Got to get to Kevin's!
Wait, no, no, no.
530
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,853
(panting) It's this way!
Where are you going? No, no,
531
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,188
no, no, no!
What are you doing?! (moans, burps)
532
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:41,739
Yobogoya!
ANDRE: Here's some
533
00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:42,823
fearless feedback...Oh, you're gonna give me
Yeah, yeah,
534
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:43,608
yeah, yeah.
some fearless feedback?
535
00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:44,609
It's "nitch,"
536
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:46,244
not "neesh."
537
00:18:46,329 --> 00:18:47,528
It's "neesh." "Dinner theater
Oh, really?
538
00:18:47,614 --> 00:18:49,113
is my 'neesh.'"
No.
539
00:18:49,199 --> 00:18:51,032
"Dinner theatre is my 'nitch.'"
540
00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:52,416
"Neesh."
"Nitch."
541
00:18:52,502 --> 00:18:54,418
Neesh. Neesh. Neesh.
Nitch. Nitch.
542
00:18:54,504 --> 00:18:55,836
Nitch.
You're being
543
00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:57,288
a nitch right now.
And you're being
544
00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:58,172
a niotch.
545
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,123
MEEGAN:
Oh, really?
546
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:00,124
I hate your skorts.
547
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,092
I hate your jeggings.
548
00:19:01,177 --> 00:19:02,376
You don't want me
549
00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:03,928
playing with your team,
messing with your team.
550
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,963
You don't even want
me on your team.
551
00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:08,266
The only fantasy here
is that you and I
552
00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:11,269
were right for each other.
Maybe we're just too different.
553
00:19:11,354 --> 00:19:14,522
Maybe we are just two
completely different people.
554
00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:16,557
Different people.
555
00:19:16,609 --> 00:19:17,558
So on that,
556
00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:20,561
namaste. I'm going to go.
557
00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:22,280
It's been superlative.
558
00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,864
It was a pleasure having
a relationship with you.
559
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,783
RUXIN: They were
perfect together,
560
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,368
and the flex tore them apart.
561
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,820
The flex can do that.
562
00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:31,322
Hey, Andre.
563
00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:33,824
How you doing, buddy?
564
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:37,211
I lost my love and my matchup.
565
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:39,046
I'm really sorry
about the first one.
566
00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:40,798
She can be a cruel,
cruel mistress.
567
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,334
Meegan?
No, fantasy football.
568
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,253
Where's Pete?
569
00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:47,088
I got to get to Kevin's!
I'm gonna make it!
570
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,723
What are you doing?!
We're off-course!
571
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,808
No, there's a new course!
New course! (coughing)
572
00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:52,760
(moaning)
573
00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:59,183
(grunting)
574
00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:01,352
Kevin! It's an emergency!
Open up!
575
00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,271
Come on! Hey, hey!
576
00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:05,156
Hey, Kevin! Kevin!
577
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,607
Where are you?!
578
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:08,526
(stomach rumbling)
Oh, God.
579
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,161
Oh, God.
580
00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:11,612
Oh, no.
581
00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:13,497
(moaning)
582
00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:17,835
Oh! Ooh, ooh.
583
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,254
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no.
584
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:21,922
No. Oh...
585
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:25,960
Yobogoya. Oh, sweet Yobogoya.
586
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:29,213
Welcome to Poo Corner.
I love it here. Whew.
587
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,265
Oh, Kevin.
?Qu? es esto?
588
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:32,355
El cabr?n.
589
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:34,135
I'm so sorry. Definitely will be
blaming this one on the dog.
590
00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:35,052
(shouting)
591
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:36,270
(grunts)
592
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:38,022
You are the shitter!
593
00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:40,858
I'm gonna tell Se?or Kevin!
Because of you,
594
00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:43,694
I lost my job!
(grunting)
595
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,700
It's not what you think!
It's not what you think!
596
00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:47,620
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
597
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,735
Shitting yourself is an automatic DQ.
598
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:53,138
Rolling around in it is
just killing your time.
599
00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:55,767
No respect for the sport.
600
00:20:55,817 --> 00:21:00,367
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