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KEVIN: Clean release.
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WHere's the water?
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(sighs)
Oh, come on.
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Where is it?
Where's the thing?
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(groans) You're kidding me.
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Oh... oh, shoot.
Do it!
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Come on, you son of a...
Is it this?
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Is this it?
Is it both at the same...
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(groans loudly)
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Ho... Come on.
Balls!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I-I don't understand what it
is.
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I put my hands there.
I'm waving them underneath the
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automatic faucet-- nothing's
happening.
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And then I'm stuck there with
soap all over my hands.
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ANDRE: You're just not
turning it on right.
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You just have to kind of go in
slow.
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Andre, I'm waving my fingers
around to try to find any...
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RUXIN: Well, there is a
specific spot-- if you hit it,
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then you're good to go.
I don't want to look for a
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spot or a mechanism.
I miss the old days with the
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knobs.
TACO: You can't go in with
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both hands.
One and then add the second one
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if it all goes well.
I need to get both hands wet
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simultaneously.
Maybe get a...
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(spitting sounds)
Spit on it a little bit...
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Why would I spit on my own
hand when the water's supposed
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to come out?
PETE: You know, you got to
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get things going a little bit
sometimes.
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You can't go in dry like
that-- you're gonna hurt your
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hands.
Let alone the sink.
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Sink's probably not so happy
about the whole thing.
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Jenny, care to comment?
JENNY: I think it would be,
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maybe, nice for the sink for you
to ask the sink what the sink
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wants.
What do I give a shit about
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the sink?
Yeah, that's my boy.
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Congrats, Jenny.
Well, I don't have that
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problem, boys.
'Cause I don't wash my hands in
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bathrooms.
'Cause the only thing I'm
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touching is me.
And you're a filth monster.
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What's up?
Oh, my God, Andre.
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What? I just came to talk to
my gander about a little trade
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action.
Did you come to talk to me
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about a trade or did you come
to, like, talk to me?
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Kind of want to do both,
'cause you're my she-bro, I'm
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your she-guy.
No. I will talk to you about
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a trade though.
Okay.
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Ray Rice for A.J. Green.
But I need to know soon.
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I want him this week.
I'm putting a clock on you.
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You'll have my answer soon.
Perhaps over dinner?
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We are not dating, Andre.
Coffee.
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No.
Think about it.
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I like a macchiato.
Oh, no, no. No, no, no!
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DeMarco Murray's out for the
rest of the game?
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I needed him!
I'm gonna lose now!
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(chuckles) To Chuck, no less.
Damn it, man, come on!
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Three running backs, four
fumbles, two points?
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It's you guys-- it's your fault.
I drafted you with high hopes
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and now none of you are living
up to your potential.
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Well, that's irony at its
finest.
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I draft Montee Ball.
Montee Ball's supposed to tear
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it up in Denver.
He shits the bed.
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So I pick up Knowshon Moreno--
something I said I would never
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do again-- and then he screwsme.
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I haven't won in five seasons.I've lost with better teams than
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this group of shitbags.I can't rosterbate to you guys.
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I can't get a half-chub.I can't even get a semi-chub!
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I'm walking away!I'm done with fantasy football!
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But this is all he has.You live here.
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(sighs) I live here.Not anymore.
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When you left just now, I movedin.
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But you can totally crash hereif you want.
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Dr. Nowzick, are you surethat surgery's the only option?
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You've done the toe exercises.
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They haven't worked.You just got to face it.
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You are... toe-bese.Okay.
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I'm gonna take your Viennasausages, and I'm gonna turn 'em
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into Slim Jims.The tits I did for my
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husband; the toes I'm doing forme.
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That's it. I want Giselle toes.(clicks tongue) Okay, Carla,
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mark that down.Giselle toes.
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Great.Every day is gonna be a
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sandal day from here on out.Hey, I just wanted to let you
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know that I've completed mywill, and I left some money for
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you.Oh, of course.
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So I could move in here and takecare of the kids and (groans) I
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guess sleep with Jenny.I don't have to give her
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orgasms, do I?I don't have time for that.
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No, no, I don't want you todo any of that stuff.
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Well, I sort of have to now.It's in your will.
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It is not in my will.You can't just change your
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will-- you have to have a lawyerpresent.
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Do you know what I do?I'm a lawyer.
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Thank you.That's-that's cute.
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I also want to inform you thatI've written a will as well, and
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I've left you a significantamount of money.
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Really?Yep. $1 million.
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Do you have a million dollarsto give away, Taco?
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Well, that depends on howmuch you leave me.
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No, dingbat, you're notunderstanding how this thing
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works.You cannot give what you do not
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have."Where there's a will,
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there's a way."That's a legal term.
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You should know that.That... (groans)
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Hey, I need your help.I'm being sued for malpractice.
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Did you leave a fedora in awoman during surgery?
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No, that never happened.It was a Livestrong bracelet.
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Now, look, it was a normaltoe-besity case.
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I did nothing wrong.But now I have to be brought up
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in front of the hospital reviewboard.
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Are you hiring me as yourlawyer?
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Will you help me if I don't?Absolutely not.
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Okay, then, fine.You're hired.
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Okay. Now, tell Daddy exactlywhat happened.
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It was a total routineoperation.
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I looked great in myEuropean-cut scrubs.
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I mean, they're so form-fitting.Doctor.
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>> And my banter was off the
charts.
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And I know she's under
anesthetic 'cause she's not
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talking.
(chuckles)
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I was on a ten-plus day.
Then I get a text from Jenny.
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She was gonna pull the trade if
I didn't make it right then and
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there.
So she put you on the clock.
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Exactly.
I'll be right back.
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What...
(sighs)
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Ahem.
Okay, well, this is great.
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I hope everything is going
excellently, um...
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(computer chimes)
Doctor, what are you doing?
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Uh, nothing. Never you mind.
Doctor, we have a surgery...
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Doctor stuff, okay? No, no.
Do...
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And you made the trade during
surgery?
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Now she's suing me because
she said that her toes are
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fatter.
All I know is that at the end of
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that operation, her toes were
skinny and I had Ray Rice.
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Case closed.
Look, Andre, Shark Ruxin is
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on the case.
Don't worry your shiny little
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vest about it.
You like it?
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Lawyer-client
confidentiality?
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Yes.
I despise it.
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(indistinct chatter)
I don't care. Thank you.
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Pete-Pete.
Hey, Jeremy.
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Got a big week seven coming
up-- I'm thinking about starting
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Torrey Smith...
You know, I normally give you
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fantasy advice, but, uh, I'm a
little busy right now.
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Sorry.
Totally respect that.
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T.Y. Hilton...
Okay, this is a workplace.
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This requires productivity, and
I don't have time to spend on
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fantasy football.
Got it. Yep.
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Good.
Don't turn around.
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I'm just gonna say a name.
You just say "yes" or "no."
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Yes.
Well, I have to say a name...
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Yes.
But, Pete, that's a...
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Yes.
(clears throat)
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Hey, Mr. Haddock.
Hey, Pete, can I, uh, see you
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in my office, please?
Yeah, of course.
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(sighs)
Who am I looking at? Hmm?
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I don't recognize this Pete.
But I like him.
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You do?
Yeah, you've changed.
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Well, I got to say, Bill, I'm
really enjoying myself.
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And, uh, you know, I was even
thinking I could come in Sunday
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if you wanted some extra work.
I'm not doing anything.
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Well, I-I don't need your
help this Sunday, but I-I could
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use your help right now.
Sure.
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So, there is a project coming
up, but I've been having trouble
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lining up the right people.
You're trying to make a
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lineup.
Yeah, I guess so.
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Let me take a crack at that.
I have some experience with
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this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, great.
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This is my good pen.
I just need that back. Okay.
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Let's see...
Melanie calls in sick at least
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twice a month, so you definitely
don't want her on anything
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crucial.
I'd definitely keep her on the
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bench.
Um, Helen's normally a great
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choice.
Problem is, she's got a custody
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battle this week, so I'd say
she's questionable at best.
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There's Denise.
Obviously we're starting Denise
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no matter what.
Jeremy.
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Jeremy had a great performance
three weeks ago, but that's all
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he talks about, you know?
It's like, what have you done
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for me lately?
Yeah.
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Three weeks ago, I was
killing it.
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I was like, "Uh, give me my own
parking space already, all
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right?"
No. What about Bob?
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Bob's great with the legwork.
The problem is he has trouble
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closing.
Now, Henry? That guy can close.
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He is a deal vulture.
Start Henry, sit Bob.
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Yeah. Well, this is a great
lineup-- we should go with this.
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Yeah.
Although, you know, now that
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I'm looking at it, what if we
just move a few...
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Don't tinker.
Okay.
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Okay.
You're right.
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Oh, hey-o! There she is.
(chuckles) I've heard of "pretty
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in pink" but "beautiful in
purple"?
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Come on.
What are you doing?
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Who is that?
That's the regional manager.
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She's the one we're playing for,
man.
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Shamara McCreedy
Sommers-Jefferson?
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Oh. Oh, I get it, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hello?
Hello?
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(both scream)
G-God, Rafi, I thought you were
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in California!
I just got back!
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I came here to hang out with you
and you scare me like this?
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No, you don't come to my
house at night uninvited.
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Of course I do!
I do that all the time!
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You do not do that all the
time.
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I sit right here and I have
my dark thoughts.
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I don't want to hear that,
Rafi.
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And where is my car?!
Bad news on that.
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What?
I burned your car to the
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ground.
Why'd you do that?!
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If somebody said to you to
"take care of something," that
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means "light it on fire," right?
No.
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Well, then that's my bad on
that one.
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Great. Why are you here?
You and I have business
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together.
We don't have business
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together.
We have never had business
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together.
Ran into Taco when I got back
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to town.
He needed some money, so I
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floated him some cash.
He said he'd pay me back when
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you pay him.
I'm giving him money? When...
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Yeah. When you die.
This is the contract he and I
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drew up.
This is you, Brian, with X's
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over your eyes.
That means you're dead, like
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from the cartoons.
Equals money, okay?
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And that money was going to
Taco; now it's coming to me.
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This is not a legal document.
Oh, it's 100% legal.
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It's on legal paper, "A."
And, "B," Taco notarized it.
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Nailed it.
Okay, um, fine.
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I would be willing to buy Taco's
debt out.
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Come on. You can't game the
system like that, okay?
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In order for me to make this
money, you have to die.
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(sighs) This was supposed to
be an investment for Taco.
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But now it's an investment
for me, see?
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I'm investing in your death.
Like I invest in stocks.
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You invest in stocks?
Oh, yeah, I've got tons of
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Apple stock.
You own Apple stock?
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Yeah. I also bought beef
stock, I bought chicken stock.
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And when the apocalypse happens,
guess who they're gonna have to
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come to for those sweet, sweet
little cubes.
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Rafi.
I'm gonna be a bullionaire.
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Okay, good night. Good night.
Hey, man, can you turn out
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the light when you leave?
I'm just gonna call a sex line
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quick.
Hello.
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Whoa!
Well, well, well, look at
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you.
Did you give a hand job to the
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Men's Wearhouse guy?
No, gentlemen, I'm wearing a
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suit because I got myself a
promotion.
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Not from cheating off of someone
else, not from sleeping with the
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boss's wife.
I got it based on my own work.
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It's hard to believe.
Seems suspect.
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Well, why is it suspect?
I've got all this free time on
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my hands now that I'm not doing
fantasy.
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I've gone from parking below
four to having my own parking
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spot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Are you telling us you are
really done with fantasy
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football?
Why would I go back?
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Hello? What job is ever gonna
be as satisfying as winning the
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Shiva?
I mean, look at Andre right
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now-- he's about to lose his
just trying to win.
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I'm screwed.
The review board's this week.
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I'd dead in the water.
All right!
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What are we talking about?
Rafi, what are you doing
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here?
I've had such an annoying
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day.
What floor is Brian on?
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Why would Kevin be in this
building?
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Isn't this the lawyer building?
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Look, we have bigger fish to
fry, okay?
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Well, just tell me.
Who is on this review board?
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The head of the hospital.
And Shiva.
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I'm gonna look like an idiot in
front of her.
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You want me to take care of
this?
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I can take care of this Shiva
no problem.
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Boom, she's gone-zo.
No, R... We don't need you to
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kidnap Shiva.
I'm not in seventh grade.
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I don't kidnap people anymore.
So what does "take care of
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it" mean?
Douse her in kerosene and
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light her on fire.
Don't light anyone on fire.
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Why doesn't anybody get this?
We don't need you to kidnap
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her, we don't need you to light
her on fire.
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Nothing, okay?
All right, all right.
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I get it, guys.
Don't worry, "nothing's" gonna
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happen to her.
Wink.
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That's not a wink.
Yeah, it is. Wink.
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No, that's blinking.
Two eyes is blinking.
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Except I'm doing two one-eye
blinks at once.
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Wink.
So you got one and you got one.
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No, that's a blink.
Yeah, it's a blink.
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No, wink.
Blink.
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Blink.
Wink.
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Wink.
Then don't take care of it.
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Blink.
So I should take care of it?
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Wink.
Hey, listen, just 'cause we've
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said a lot of crazy stuff here,
all of this is protected under
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that lawyer-client
confidentiality thing?
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I'm not your lawyer, Rafi.
Doctor-patient
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confidentiality?
I'm not your doctor.
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Well, quick, give me a rectal
and let's figure this out.
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I don't do that.
Okay, fine!
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So now I'm at risk?
Got to destroy the evidence.
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Whoa, whoa!
(groans) Hey, I'm taking this
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eagle.
(caws)
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He went to medical school for
this?
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00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,214
Oh! Oh!
(horn honks)
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00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,950
Oh, my God!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Rafi.
Brian?
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00:12:10,088 --> 00:12:13,089
(laughs) What are the chances?
You just tried to kill me,
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00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:14,890
Rafi!
You almost just died.
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00:12:14,892 --> 00:12:16,892
I know! You did it!
Oh, my God, you got to be
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careful.
All right, listen to me.
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I will pay you double the money
that you lent Taco.
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Deal.
But I want it all in change.
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'Cause the government can't
trace it, and it passes through
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the human colon intact.
I've got ten dollars of quarters
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00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:31,974
in my belly right now.
It's my mad money.
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Fine, fine, okay.
This is over though?
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(chuckles) If you say so.
All right, I'll talk to you
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later, Brian.
What do we got here, huh?
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00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:42,618
What is this, cinnamon?
Dick.
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I'm coming for you, hat!
Crazy.
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00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,792
Pete the Treat.
What's up, Bill?
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We won again.
Yes, we did.
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That was a killer team.
I feel like Shamara-blasting.
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00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:56,065
(loudly): Shamara McCreedy
Sommers-Jefferson!
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00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,167
All right, j-j... she's-she's
our boss.
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00:12:58,169 --> 00:12:59,802
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
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00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:01,904
What do you say we celebrate
with some of the good stuff?
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00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,506
(chuckles)
Chardonnay?
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00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:05,508
That's right.
They don't call me the King of
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Chardonnay for nothing, my
friend.
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Doesn't get any better than this
C to the nay-nay.
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00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,914
"C to the nay-nay"?
Who charded? I charded.
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00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,150
Oh, I get it.
Anyway, hey, what do you say
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00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:17,153
we call Steve, the manager of
the losing team, for a little
335
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:19,155
trash talk?
Yes, now you're talking.
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00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:20,790
(chuckles)
Hello?
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00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,858
Hey, Steve, it's, uh... it's
Bill and Pete, you know...
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00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,860
What's up, Steve?
...the winners.
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00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,529
That's right.
Hey, we wanted your address.
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00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,164
We're gonna send you a care
package.
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00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,166
Care package?
Care package for that
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shriveled-up little donger of
yours 'cause you're gonna be
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00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:34,203
pulling on that pud within an
inch of its life tonight.
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00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,205
Wt?
Steve, we'll call you back,
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00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:38,007
buddy.
Okay, so... What are you doing?
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00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:40,109
"Donger"?
It means "penis."
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00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,344
You can't say that.
You could say "penis" if it's in
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a medical context.
I'm trash-talking here.
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00:13:44,715 --> 00:13:47,149
What am I supposed to say?
Fun trash talk, you know?
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Like, "Hey, Steve, you know,
sorry you lost.
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Maybe you'll win next time, you
nut."
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00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,956
That... is terrible.
You'll figure it out, all
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00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,858
right?
(phone chimes)
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00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,294
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you trade Jeremy to the
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00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,496
Peoria office?
Yes, finally got rid of that
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00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,698
guy.
We don't need him on our roster
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00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,794
anymore.
His best days are behind him.
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00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:05,150
We sold high.
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00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:11,340
What are you doing?
He just bought a house here.
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00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:13,742
I don't think...I guess I don't think
about what happens after they get cut.
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00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:16,178
We'll-we'll talk about this
later.
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00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,764
Jeremy? Jeremy!
Hey, kiddo.
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00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,516
"C to the nay-nay"?
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00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:25,048
Welcome to the review board,
gentlemen.
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00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:27,722
Dr. Browner.
The other doctors here on the
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medical review board, thank you
for your time.
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00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:32,293
You know, my client, Dr. Andre
Nowzick, stands before you
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00:14:32,295 --> 00:14:34,729
today...
What are you doing?
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00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,731
Standing.
Sit.
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00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:39,500
Okay.
My client, Dr. Nowzick,
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00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:42,103
stands before you here today...
Sit down.
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00:14:42,105 --> 00:14:46,107
You just said, "Stand."
Yeah, metaphorically.
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00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:48,509
Just sit.
My client, Dr. Andre Nowzick,
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00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,912
sits quietly here before you
today...
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00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:53,281
Gentlemen, as chief
administrator to the University
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00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:58,753
Medical Center, I'm determined
to find out what happened during
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00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:02,089
the elective surgery that you
performed on Mrs. Shapiro.
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00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:05,693
A nurse claims that Dr. Nowzick
took his personal computer into
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00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:11,532
the operating room.
Oh, my God, Andre.
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00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:14,669
I know what this is.
No, I know what this is.
381
00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:18,773
Dr. Somakanakram, did you at any
point date my client?
382
00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:21,142
Yes.
Did my client, at any point,
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00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:23,644
send you pictures of himself
dressed as Sexy Gollum holding
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00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:26,047
on to his little precious?
A sadder "yes."
385
00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,716
Did he, at any point, write
erotic fan fiction about Avatar
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00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:31,519
mixed with Fifty Shades of Grey
and titled it Fifty Shades of
387
00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:33,955
Blue?Okay, I object.
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00:15:33,957 --> 00:15:36,357
I am not on trial here.Yes, you are.
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00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:38,793
You are, actually.Okay, well, my writing is not
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00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:41,729
on trial here.
Perhaps it should be.
391
00:15:41,731 --> 00:15:46,834
Hello, my friend.
Oh.
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00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:49,303
(laughing): What's up?
Rafi, why are you dressed
393
00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:51,238
like a janitor?
Ah, don't worry about it.
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00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,040
Is that the stuff?
Yeah. Here.
395
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,042
Ooh, yeah, come to Daddy.
Got it?
396
00:15:55,044 --> 00:15:56,811
Ooh. (laughs)
Great. Are we done?
397
00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:58,646
Deal.
Great.
398
00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:00,481
Oh, my God. What...?
Oh, sorry about that.
399
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,350
Oh, my...
Yeah, no...
400
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,151
Oh, my God!
I was just in the morgue.
401
00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:05,920
What?!
You know when people die,
402
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:08,389
they void everything.
Wait, wait, what is this?
403
00:16:08,391 --> 00:16:10,658
Oh, it's everything.
Oh, God, I got to get this
404
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,393
off my hands!
Yeah. Good luck, buddy.
405
00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:15,363
I got to find a bathroom.
Here's my question to you,
406
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,865
the board.
What would drive a woman like
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00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,401
this to date a man who dresses
like an Armenian immigrant who's
408
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:23,938
fallen into some money because
someone was killed at the cell
409
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,340
phone store where his brother
works?
410
00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:28,576
How can you trust the judgment
of a woman like this, who could
411
00:16:28,578 --> 00:16:33,714
be so impaired as to allow a man
like this to put his bizarre
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00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:36,217
little dingus inside of her?
Sit down!
413
00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:38,619
We are not going to go anywhere
until we find out what
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00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:41,022
transpired.
That's exactly what she said
415
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:43,424
every time they had sex.
But that's not why we're here.
416
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,860
My client stands before you
today a...
417
00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,229
Sit down, Andre!
He... That is confusing!
418
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,631
He told you to sit, you sat.
You tell me to stand, I have to
419
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,034
sit?
Sit down.
420
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:55,403
Okay, fine.
Down.
421
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,605
It's really not hard to
understand at all.
422
00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:59,807
Oh, excuse me, it's janitor
time.
423
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,209
I make clean now?
That's-that's fine.
424
00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:05,379
Uh...
Okay, thank you.
425
00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:07,815
Oh, thank you so much.
(whispering): Guys, it's me.
426
00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:10,217
Rafi.
We know.
427
00:17:10,219 --> 00:17:12,420
Of course.
I'm here to save the day.
428
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,422
What is that?
No!
429
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,123
What...
This bitch here...
430
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,792
(blows raspberry)
No. No.
431
00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:20,294
No, Rafi, you don't need to.
I do this trash near pretty
432
00:17:20,296 --> 00:17:22,563
lady doctor now.
No, that's fine.
433
00:17:22,565 --> 00:17:24,732
He can clean where he wants
to, okay, guys?
434
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:26,767
Yes, oh, thank you, pretty
doctor lady.
435
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,736
You do not want him cleaning
anything.
436
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,906
I clean table. I clean mouth.
You breathe deep.
437
00:17:31,908 --> 00:17:34,275
No, no!
No, no, no, no.
438
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,444
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God, Andre!
439
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,179
You breathe deep.
What are you doing?
440
00:17:38,181 --> 00:17:40,514
No, no, no! I must flee!
Enough!
441
00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:42,516
You had my vote, now you don't.
442
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:45,152
Mrs. Shapiro's going to be
here momentarily to show us the
443
00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:47,688
damage to her foot, and then
this session will be over.
444
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,490
Well, what do we do now?
We'll just sit down.
445
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:51,492
Oh, really?
Just sit, or should we stand?
446
00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:53,928
Yes, sit down, Andre!
You admit it's confusing,
447
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,231
then.
Oh, God.
448
00:17:57,233 --> 00:18:04,705
Oh, come on!
Not again!
449
00:18:04,707 --> 00:18:07,108
(sighs)
Please, just give me some...
450
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:11,278
(sighs loudly)
All right, baby, I'm gonna turn
451
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:15,316
you on now, okay?
Yeah.
452
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:18,319
Yeah, where's your spot, huh?
They say you got a spot.
453
00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:20,721
Where is it?
Come on, give it to me, come on,
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00:18:20,723 --> 00:18:23,124
come on.
La, la, la, la.
455
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,793
Where is it?
(warbling)
456
00:18:25,795 --> 00:18:29,296
Let it out. Let it out.
(warbling)
457
00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:37,805
My name is Rodney Ruxin.
God, it's disgusting! Ugh!
458
00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:40,141
Hey, Brian! Brian!
Brian!
459
00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:41,876
Hey!
No, no, no, no, no, Rafi.
460
00:18:41,878 --> 00:18:43,577
I paid you your money.
This is over.
461
00:18:43,579 --> 00:18:45,713
I don't want to hear about it.
Taco gave me the money that
462
00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:47,648
he owed me.
Plus interest, I might add.
463
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,316
Yeah.
So I can give you this back
464
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:50,818
now.
What? How did you get this
465
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,686
kind of money?
He said he stole a bunch of
466
00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:55,055
crap from some douche named
Kevin's house and sold it on the
467
00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:56,524
street.
Yeah.
468
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,392
Oh, God, you know what?
You're out of the will, Taco.
469
00:18:58,394 --> 00:18:59,693
You're done.
Hey, buddy.
470
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:01,228
What?
Don't leave me hanging.
471
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,863
Oh. Yeah.
When we get in front of the
472
00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:05,533
review board, I want them to
understand that I have stretch
473
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,502
marks on my toes.
It's like I'm walking around on
474
00:19:08,504 --> 00:19:10,204
ten used condoms.
You know what, just give me
475
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:11,939
back the money, please.
Here you go.
476
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,408
No, d-don't throw it, Rafi.
Don't... Oh, God!
477
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:17,578
(yelling)
My toes!
478
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:21,048
Soap on my hands!
(laughter)
479
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,583
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
480
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:25,019
Ow, my toe...
Okay, going away.
481
00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:27,188
(screaming continues)
That's a dead end!
482
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:29,123
That's a dead end!
483
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:36,597
Oh, dear.
The-the hospital has bigger foot
484
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:39,033
issues to deal with right now.
Come on.
485
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:43,270
This case is closed.
What happened?
486
00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:45,706
I came through again.
You two are the luckiest
487
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,108
assholes in the whole world.
(Ruxin gasps)
488
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,743
(high-pitched): Shiva
Komedi...
489
00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:52,913
Somakanakram!
Yeah.
490
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,115
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm not.
491
00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:57,284
Ow, my toes!
All right.
492
00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:58,986
My toes, my toes.
Just breathe.
493
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,888
(Taco and Rafi sighing)
Will I ever wear sandals
494
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,556
again?
Ooh. Aah.
495
00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:07,305
Ow! They will pay for these
toes! I want new toes!
496
00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:11,711
Hospital totally dropped the
charges against me.
497
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,846
Now Mrs. Shapiro is suing the
hospital.
498
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:16,320
I'm out, scot-free.
I'm happy that you're
499
00:20:16,322 --> 00:20:17,802
exonerated.
I'm so happy, I don't even
500
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:19,462
care that Pete beat me this
week.
501
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,827
Yeah, poor son of a bitch is
at work, he doesn't even know...
502
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,716
That he's won?!
Oh, yes, he is well aware.
503
00:20:25,836 --> 00:20:28,856
I've got the week-long fantasy
juggernaut just waiting to
504
00:20:28,976 --> 00:20:30,269
explode.
(makes explosion sound)
505
00:20:30,408 --> 00:20:32,201
Oh, and in your face.
(grunting)
506
00:20:32,321 --> 00:20:34,058
Some for you, Kevin.
But don't worry, gents.
507
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,868
There's plenty of Pete's fizzy
jizzy to go around.
508
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,670
That's right, boys. I'm back.
Is there enough fizzy jizz to
509
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,831
go around?
510
00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:51,139
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