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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,244 --> 00:00:06,015 No matter who you end up with, I will still love you. 2 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:09,618 Oh, Dre, Dre. 3 00:00:09,686 --> 00:00:11,120 Dre, Dre, Dre. 4 00:00:11,188 --> 00:00:12,121 Okay, that's enough. 5 00:00:12,189 --> 00:00:12,955 That's enough. 6 00:00:13,023 --> 00:00:14,523 Just don't want to let him go. 7 00:00:14,591 --> 00:00:15,458 Let it go. Let it go. 8 00:00:15,525 --> 00:00:17,126 I don't like calling this "The Dre." 9 00:00:17,194 --> 00:00:18,227 This is "The Shiva," okay? 10 00:00:18,295 --> 00:00:19,935 It is "The Dre." 11 00:00:20,055 --> 00:00:24,537 Whatever you call it, just know that in one week's time, it will not be yours. 12 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:29,156 It will be mine, and I will tear it down like a statue of Saddam Hussein.. 13 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:32,656 - Destroy it... - Hold on, buddy, because you haven't won it yet. 14 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:34,610 And yes, it is a total teardown, 15 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,892 - but I have amazing plans to build it back up. - A total tear down? 16 00:00:38,012 --> 00:00:41,244 - N... no, this is a work of art. - Ok, enough, it's time for 17 00:00:41,364 --> 00:00:44,022 - our offerings to "The Shi-Dre". - Ok, good. 18 00:00:44,142 --> 00:00:46,905 And I think we should start with the Shivable contestants 19 00:00:47,025 --> 00:00:50,497 and I think, ladies before dickheads. 20 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,184 - What if they're both? - What you gonna do. 21 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:54,795 That's nice, ladies before dickheads. Go ahead. 22 00:00:54,915 --> 00:00:56,487 Shi-Dre, your hemorrhoid donut... 23 00:00:56,607 --> 00:00:59,512 - Ohhh! - that you earned in Vegas 24 00:00:59,632 --> 00:01:01,687 when you made that hard drive 25 00:01:01,807 --> 00:01:04,170 - up Andre's back fields, - Hm-hm, huh-huh-huh. 26 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,535 May you sit comfortable for all the rest of your years... 27 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:13,620 Next, as an ode to your terrible fashion sense Dre and Andre, 28 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,297 I offer you the hat... 29 00:01:15,737 --> 00:01:20,143 - that you gave to me for Christmas. - I wanted that. 30 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,699 Ok, well, you know what? Forgive me but I think that hat is pretty pimpin'. 31 00:01:22,819 --> 00:01:25,558 - Need I say more.. - Alright guys, I gotta admit 32 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,876 I don't have an offering for The Dre, 33 00:01:28,996 --> 00:01:30,469 What I do have is a little gift 34 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:32,273 for the previous owner of The Dre. 35 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,595 Very thoughtful, Pete. 36 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:36,186 So here's something to commemorate the fact that you're 37 00:01:36,248 --> 00:01:38,023 probably gonna be in last place and you suck. 38 00:01:38,091 --> 00:01:39,925 No, no, no, I don't want that. 39 00:01:39,993 --> 00:01:41,694 Why did you bring the Sacko in my house? 40 00:01:41,761 --> 00:01:44,029 Because I wanted to introduce him to his new home where he's 41 00:01:44,097 --> 00:01:47,208 gonna be spending the year next year after you lose in the Sacko Bowl. 42 00:01:47,328 --> 00:01:48,982 I'm not gonna lose in the Sacko Bowl. 43 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:50,187 I'm playing Taco. 44 00:01:50,307 --> 00:01:52,204 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 45 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:53,753 You're going down, Dr. No Dick. 46 00:01:53,873 --> 00:01:55,776 I'm gonna be sitting on that waiver wire. 47 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:58,744 I'm gonna be studying the match-ups and picking up free agents. 48 00:01:58,812 --> 00:02:00,679 I'm gonna burn your nipples, bitch. 49 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:01,580 Well done, Taco. Nicely done! 50 00:02:01,648 --> 00:02:02,414 Who are you? Who are you? 51 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:04,350 Since when do you care about fantasy football? 52 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:05,951 I just feel like caring right now. 53 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:06,952 You are doing so good. 54 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:07,686 Good job. 55 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:08,721 But you know what? 56 00:02:08,788 --> 00:02:11,523 It is my last week with The Dre, and I'm gonna cherish every 57 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:12,591 single moment with it. 58 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:16,519 Now, if you'll excuse me, I will be in my bedroom. 59 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:17,836 Oh... 60 00:02:18,182 --> 00:02:22,616 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 61 00:02:22,736 --> 00:02:23,902 This sucks. 62 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:26,105 Look, at least you got Jenny this year, all right? 63 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,740 I mean, the girl is incredible. 64 00:02:27,807 --> 00:02:28,774 What is this? 65 00:02:28,842 --> 00:02:29,942 You're not happy for your wife? 66 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:32,378 She's in the league for the first year and she brings the 67 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:33,746 team to the Shiva Bowl? 68 00:02:33,813 --> 00:02:36,682 I've been doing this thing for six years; I've never been to the Shiva Bowl. 69 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,217 And what if she wins this thing? 70 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:41,720 I gotta stare at a trophy that I've never won for an entire year. 71 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:42,688 Holy shit. 72 00:02:42,756 --> 00:02:44,757 It's gonna say "Lady McArthurs" at the bottom of it. 73 00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:45,691 I hate fantasy football. 74 00:02:45,759 --> 00:02:48,127 And it's the only thing I ever really loved. 75 00:02:48,194 --> 00:02:49,295 Wow, you're out to sea, man. 76 00:02:49,362 --> 00:02:50,362 Oh, I love fantasy football. 77 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,531 And I love being a future champion. 78 00:02:52,599 --> 00:02:53,465 Jesus. 79 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:57,303 Only question I have, at the flex, do I play Donald Brown or Stevie Breaston? 80 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:58,404 No. No, no, no. 81 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,205 Enough. Enough with the questions. 82 00:03:00,273 --> 00:03:01,240 We're not giving you advice. 83 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:02,241 No! 84 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:03,742 You know what? You're right. 85 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,111 Hey, barkeep, do I play Donald Brown or Stevie Breaston? 86 00:03:06,179 --> 00:03:07,579 Look, look, he's the census taker. 87 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:10,282 He's polling around everyone on the planet asking 'em the same question. 88 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:12,217 Are we talking about taking a census? 89 00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:13,452 I'll do one right now. 90 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,553 Male? Check. 91 00:03:14,621 --> 00:03:16,588 Champion? Check. 92 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:19,291 Anyone else residing in your home? 93 00:03:19,359 --> 00:03:20,626 Uh, yes, an amazing wife. 94 00:03:20,694 --> 00:03:23,595 We had sex this morning, then she cooked me breakfast. 95 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:26,899 And now she's gonna take care of my kid all day. How's Jenny? 96 00:03:26,966 --> 00:03:29,168 What's she focused on these days? Bye! 97 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,687 Smartass Kermit. 98 00:03:31,807 --> 00:03:34,930 - So miserable. - Look at him over there, look at that guy. 99 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:36,634 What is he doing over there, by the way? 100 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,944 He's asking these guys about Breaston versus Brown. 101 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:41,523 He still wants to know, he's polling them. 102 00:03:41,985 --> 00:03:44,410 Now he's saying that he is the commissioner of this leak. 103 00:03:44,652 --> 00:03:47,174 - What an asshole. - How can you hear this, you have dog ears? 104 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,635 I'm reading his lips. 105 00:03:48,755 --> 00:03:51,757 Oh, oh, you're reading lips now. 106 00:03:51,825 --> 00:03:53,359 I'm sorry, when did I miss this? 107 00:03:53,426 --> 00:03:56,128 Look, it's been a very rough fall for me, all right? 108 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:58,430 Jenny's been spending most of her time on the computer trying 109 00:03:58,498 --> 00:04:00,933 to win the Shiva, so we haven't exactly heated it up in the 110 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,169 boudoir, so I've been having to take care of myself in the shower. 111 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:06,171 You're not the first man to masturbate in the shower. 112 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:07,005 I understand. 113 00:04:07,073 --> 00:04:08,207 Why are you reading lips? 114 00:04:08,274 --> 00:04:12,144 Well, I have this phone that I just downloaded all this filth 115 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:15,447 on, and I bring it into the shower and I turn the sound off, 116 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:16,515 so I don't get caught. 117 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,450 Still don't understand why you have to read lips. 118 00:04:18,518 --> 00:04:21,220 'Cause if I don't know the story, I can't keep it up. 119 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:23,856 I'm a very verbally-stimulated person. 120 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:25,691 I need to know, like how good she needs it, why he's 121 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:26,525 delivering that pizza there. 122 00:04:26,593 --> 00:04:27,359 Plot points. 123 00:04:27,427 --> 00:04:29,328 Wow. That's all I'm gonna say for now. 124 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:30,996 I want to show you something outside. 125 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:31,864 You're going to like this. 126 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:32,698 Come on, get your coat. 127 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:34,400 Is the nature of our relationship about to change? 128 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:35,634 No. Come on. Get your coat. 129 00:04:35,702 --> 00:04:36,735 All right, check it out. 130 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:37,636 New car. 131 00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:39,371 Don't touch the cop car, all right? 132 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:40,205 You get in trouble for that. 133 00:04:40,273 --> 00:04:41,039 It's not a cop car. 134 00:04:41,107 --> 00:04:42,241 It's my car. I bought it. 135 00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:43,542 This is not your car. 136 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,543 This is a police officer's car. 137 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:45,477 No, it's not. 138 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:46,412 It's a Crown Vic. 139 00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:47,246 It's a normal car. 140 00:04:47,313 --> 00:04:48,080 A what? 141 00:04:48,148 --> 00:04:48,914 A Crown Vic. 142 00:04:48,982 --> 00:04:49,748 Crown Vic? 143 00:04:49,816 --> 00:04:51,517 I thought they were just called cop cars. 144 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:53,218 I didn't even know it had a name. 145 00:04:53,286 --> 00:04:54,546 Yes, sometimes they're used as cop cars. 146 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,356 - You bought this car? - Yeah, I got a great deal on it. 147 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:58,371 Well, did it come with a mustache and a bad attitude? 148 00:04:58,491 --> 00:04:59,094 Very funny. 149 00:04:59,214 --> 00:05:01,519 Well, did you at least get two divorces and a softball team? 150 00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:03,283 Not a cop car. Normal car. 151 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,166 Oh, hey, Cagney and Lacey. 152 00:05:06,286 --> 00:05:07,690 How you guys doing? 153 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,905 You guys off to solve crimes in pleated slacks and lady Rockports? 154 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:17,943 I think that starting Lee Evans against Darrelle Revis is a huge, huge mistake. 155 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:19,199 I disagree. 156 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,206 No, I'm just telling you. 157 00:05:20,326 --> 00:05:22,409 This team did well for me last week. 158 00:05:22,529 --> 00:05:23,905 It's going to do well for me this week. 159 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:25,295 You have to consider the match-ups. 160 00:05:25,415 --> 00:05:28,587 I understand your argument, except I am in the Shiva Bowl, 161 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:32,364 and you are not, so maybe there is something to my theory of 162 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,831 not tinkering with your team. 163 00:05:34,951 --> 00:05:36,462 Oh, God. 164 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:37,696 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 165 00:05:37,764 --> 00:05:40,766 This is going to be the team that I go into the Shiva Bowl with. 166 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,758 Fine, I'm going to take a shower. 167 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:48,809 Why-Why are you slowing down? 168 00:05:48,876 --> 00:05:51,284 You're driving under the speed limit. 169 00:05:51,404 --> 00:05:53,598 - What is your problem? - Come on. 170 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,231 - Go! - All right, this is ridiculous. 171 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:58,348 Oh, you, too? 172 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,061 Really? I'm not a cop! 173 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,418 Okay, it's a Crown Victoria! 174 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,886 Jesus Christ, people. 175 00:06:02,954 --> 00:06:05,723 No, don't pull... I'm not a cop, all right? 176 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:06,590 I don't have a mustache. 177 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,827 I don't wear polyester pants, and I've only been divorced once. 178 00:06:09,894 --> 00:06:10,728 35 miles an hour. 179 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:11,962 35 miles an hour. 180 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:15,466 Do you have any idea how infuriating it is to actually drive the speed limit? 181 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:16,467 Have you done this before? 182 00:06:16,534 --> 00:06:17,334 No. Never. 183 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:19,236 It took me 30 extra minutes to get home from work. 184 00:06:19,304 --> 00:06:21,238 I'm thinking about going the other way. 185 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:22,339 Why not just embrace it? 186 00:06:22,407 --> 00:06:23,440 I'll get a siren. 187 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,274 I'll get a uniform.. 188 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,977 Good idea, impersonating a cop, I like that. 189 00:06:27,045 --> 00:06:28,746 That would actually be a step up for you professionally. 190 00:06:28,813 --> 00:06:30,981 By the way, guys, hide all your weed. 191 00:06:31,049 --> 00:06:31,982 There's a cop car out back. 192 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,917 Not... 193 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:35,619 Can I have a Bud Lite, please? 194 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,453 Oh, there he is. 195 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,521 What's up, meat? 196 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:39,523 You ready for this weekend, huh? 197 00:06:39,591 --> 00:06:40,824 You're going down. 198 00:06:40,892 --> 00:06:44,094 I'm going to win the Sacko and I'm going to win your apartment. 199 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,929 My apartment is not part of the deal. 200 00:06:45,997 --> 00:06:46,764 That's what I was told. 201 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:47,598 It is. 202 00:06:47,665 --> 00:06:48,432 Yeah, it is. 203 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,266 No, it's not. 204 00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:50,100 That was part of the bet. 205 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:51,869 Did any of you guys get food poisoning from that food at my 206 00:06:51,936 --> 00:06:52,703 house the other day? 207 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:53,537 No. 208 00:06:53,605 --> 00:06:54,438 No. Why? 209 00:06:54,506 --> 00:06:56,673 I've been puking my guts up the last two days. 210 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,776 I brought a bunch of leftovers home; I've been eating 211 00:06:58,843 --> 00:07:00,010 nothing but that, and I'm fine. 212 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:00,778 Sucks. 213 00:07:00,845 --> 00:07:02,446 I just can't catch a break. 214 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:05,382 I mean this entire fall has been total shit for me. 215 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,383 Started in Vegas. Right? 216 00:07:06,451 --> 00:07:08,385 Then I started losing all those games. 217 00:07:08,453 --> 00:07:10,854 My trade with Taco, which was a total disaster. 218 00:07:10,922 --> 00:07:14,103 - Yeah! - And now, I'm out of the Shiva and in the Sacko. 219 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:15,946 Andre, you got a flat tire. 220 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,814 Great, great. 221 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:20,336 You see what's happening here? Shiva is punishing you. 222 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:23,661 - Shiva is not punishing me. - No no no no. 223 00:07:23,781 --> 00:07:26,169 The trophy formerly known as Shiva. 224 00:07:26,289 --> 00:07:28,522 - You mean The Dre. - That's the problem. 225 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:32,492 - You've been worshiping false idols, Andre. - And nothing is falser than you. 226 00:07:32,612 --> 00:07:34,612 - You're cursed. - I'm not cursed. 227 00:07:34,732 --> 00:07:36,901 - No, I am not. - I think you have the DRAIDS. 228 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,966 - You've got DRAIDS. - I don't have DRAIDS. 229 00:07:39,086 --> 00:07:41,226 - Ooh, you've got DRAIDS. - I think you might. 230 00:07:41,346 --> 00:07:43,776 - I don't have DRAIDS. - You know what? Full blown DRAIDS. 231 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,062 I got the championships coming up, I do not want to anger Shiva any more. I'm outta here. 232 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:49,870 - But wait... - Yeah, you know what? I got the game on the line, too. Kevin, let's get out of here. 233 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:52,309 I'm not contagious. 234 00:07:53,283 --> 00:07:55,680 Oh, Jenny, may the best man win this week. 235 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,473 Ruxin, you know you're only here because I drafted your team for you. 236 00:07:58,736 --> 00:08:00,343 I don't remember it that way. 237 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:03,751 - Really? - Really. 238 00:08:03,871 --> 00:08:06,070 - Hmm. - All I know is that I got a killer lineup and I'm gonna get an amazing performance 239 00:08:06,411 --> 00:08:08,891 out of either Donald Brown or Steve Breaston. 240 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:11,884 Are you trying to get me to help you with your lineup right now? 241 00:08:12,212 --> 00:08:15,842 You are unbelievably horrible, Ruxin. 242 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,555 I cannot wait to obliterate you. 243 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,858 And you are going to lose, you're going to go home, and you 244 00:08:20,925 --> 00:08:22,559 are just going to savage your pud. 245 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,560 Very classy. 246 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,561 Ah, thank you. 247 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,017 You know, I am so glad Sofia's not in this league 248 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,552 because you are just a brute of a wife. 249 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:30,760 I am a great wife. 250 00:08:30,804 --> 00:08:34,678 Oh, yeah, because every great wife completely emasculates her husband. 251 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:35,717 For shame, Jenny. 252 00:08:35,785 --> 00:08:36,718 Babe, you ready to go? 253 00:08:36,786 --> 00:08:38,038 - Get back in the car, Kevin. - Yes, ma'am. 254 00:08:38,158 --> 00:08:38,772 Okay. 255 00:08:38,892 --> 00:08:40,851 You guys aren't seriously leaving, are you? 256 00:08:40,971 --> 00:08:41,987 - Ugh! DRAIDS! - What? 257 00:08:42,094 --> 00:08:43,027 Stay away. 258 00:08:43,095 --> 00:08:44,403 You know, he just tried to kiss my ass. 259 00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:48,432 Oh, you just wait till this weekend; I'm gonna get all up in that ass. 260 00:08:48,552 --> 00:08:49,300 Oh, come on. 261 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:51,739 Ruxin, it is Andre. 262 00:08:51,859 --> 00:08:54,696 This is my 14th message I'm leaving for you. 263 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:56,540 Call me back! 264 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:58,008 It's not a real curse. 265 00:08:58,128 --> 00:08:59,616 I don't have DRAIDS. 266 00:08:59,736 --> 00:09:02,280 All right, and if I did, this is not the way you should treat 267 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,150 someone with DRAIDS. 268 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:07,560 By the way, if you're the one who sent me that quilt, you're an asshole. 269 00:09:07,796 --> 00:09:09,778 Boom! Murder! 270 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:14,616 Can I get the knife now? 271 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,617 Is that cool? 272 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,053 When are we gonna fight with the knife? 273 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:20,165 Ugh! Bam! Bam! 274 00:09:20,285 --> 00:09:22,562 Oh! Shit! 275 00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:23,842 Get out of here. 276 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,043 What are you doing here, man? 277 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:26,044 Look at you! 278 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:27,279 Hey. Oh, you're so gross. 279 00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:28,158 Look at you. You look great. 280 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:29,142 How are you, buddy? 281 00:09:29,262 --> 00:09:30,758 I'm good. How are you doing, Raffi? 282 00:09:30,878 --> 00:09:31,825 Fighting girls, man. 283 00:09:31,945 --> 00:09:32,739 Okay. 284 00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:35,197 Most of the people I get in fights with, to be honest with you, are women. 285 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:35,987 Really? 286 00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:38,791 So, uh, I'm kind of learning the defenses, uh, weak spots. 287 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,052 - I bet. - It's erotic. 288 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,391 - Yeah. Oh. - How are the guys? 289 00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:43,332 How's Brian? 290 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,787 Kevin's good. Kevin's good. 291 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:45,457 Yeah. Tall guy? 292 00:09:45,577 --> 00:09:48,585 Pete's, uh, actually, uh, currently pretending to be a cop. 293 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,705 Oh, man, I did that for a while. Ooh. 294 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:52,971 - Really? What...? - Yeah. After September 11. 295 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:55,225 - Should have known. - Put a cop's uniform on. 296 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,597 Got crazy pussy. 297 00:09:56,717 --> 00:09:58,043 - Really? - Yeah. I never forget. 298 00:09:58,111 --> 00:10:01,768 Uh, now I'm just, like, learning to fight girls, crushing in my league. 299 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:03,722 Yeah, I heard you were doing really well in your league. 300 00:10:03,842 --> 00:10:05,909 Are you kidding, dude? I'm in the championships right now. 301 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:07,452 I heard that. Yeah. 302 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,990 It's amazing. I'm gonna win, and it's gonna be sweet. 303 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,181 What's the trophy for you guys? 304 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:11,234 Oh, we don't have a trophy. 305 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:12,163 What do you guys win? 306 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:15,276 Uh, the winner gets to punch the loser in the face as hard as he can. 307 00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:16,717 Is everybody playing by that rule? 308 00:10:16,837 --> 00:10:18,571 Yeah. It's a dominance league. 309 00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:22,615 All right, look, I actually came 'cause I bizarrely want your advice on something. 310 00:10:22,735 --> 00:10:23,988 I can tell something's bothering you. 311 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:25,759 Yeah, well, I got a quantry. 312 00:10:25,879 --> 00:10:27,034 - Don't know what that means. - Okay. 313 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:28,904 The problem is I don't know who to play. 314 00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:31,088 I got Donald Brown, Stevie Breaston for the flex, you know? 315 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,636 And I ask one guy...he tells me one thing; I talk to another guy... he tells me another thing. 316 00:10:34,756 --> 00:10:36,617 It's, like, Donald Brown or Stevie Breaston. 317 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,156 I just feel like I'm getting more and more confused. 318 00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:40,414 Whoa, dude. You're way overthinking this. 319 00:10:40,534 --> 00:10:43,848 You got to stop using this, start using what's in here and what's in here. 320 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,614 You got to just jerk it out. 321 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,405 Okay, I'm not doing that, all right? Dude, if you don't jerk the answer out... 322 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,691 I just need to think about it and figure it out. 323 00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:54,634 Hey! Thinking is pointless, like motorcycle helmets. 324 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,826 Motorcycle helmets are pointless? 325 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,723 There is no medical proof that motorcycle helmets save lives. 326 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:00,843 How many friends have you lost in motorcycle accidents? 327 00:11:00,963 --> 00:11:02,395 - Nine.. - Okay. 328 00:11:02,515 --> 00:11:04,575 But not one of them was to a massive head trauma. 329 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,853 All of them died from massive spine trauma. 330 00:11:06,973 --> 00:11:09,015 - The answer... - Mm-hmm. - ...is inside your body. 331 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,294 You got to get it out. 332 00:11:10,414 --> 00:11:12,521 I'm gonna take you to the brink, bro. You ready? 333 00:11:12,641 --> 00:11:13,297 No. 334 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:17,470 Oh, God! Oh! Aah! Aah! 335 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:18,462 Come on. 336 00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:19,267 What are you doing? 337 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,117 I don't know what the technical term is, but Dirty Randy calls it the stuffed pepper. 338 00:11:22,237 --> 00:11:22,981 Do you feel it? 339 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,574 All I feel is your sack against my shoulder. 340 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:26,877 You're welcome, bro. 341 00:11:26,997 --> 00:11:28,235 You got to stop thinking now, bro. 342 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,272 I'm gonna stop breathing in a second. 343 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:31,256 Good. That's the point. 344 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,301 Donald Brown. 345 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,723 Nice work, buddy. Good workout. 346 00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,742 Were you hard? 347 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:43,962 Yeah. 348 00:11:44,294 --> 00:11:47,773 The concept of extinguishing a human life really gets me aroused. 349 00:11:47,893 --> 00:11:48,965 Jesus, Raffi. 350 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:50,059 It's called a murder boner. 351 00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:51,041 Oh, God. 352 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:56,510 These sandwiches are awesome. 353 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:58,361 Mm. I know. They're great, right? 354 00:11:58,429 --> 00:11:59,595 Mm. 355 00:11:59,663 --> 00:12:02,207 Best part is, I got 'em for free from the sub shop down the street. 356 00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:04,682 Huge supporters of the Chicago P.D. 357 00:12:05,061 --> 00:12:06,360 You're a cop? 358 00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:08,911 Taco, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not a cop. 359 00:12:09,213 --> 00:12:10,573 They just think I'm a cop. 360 00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:11,819 Okay, 'cause you can't arrest me. 361 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,343 You gave me a sandwich. This is entrapment. 362 00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,108 I'm not going to arrest you. 363 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:16,559 Check this out. Watch this. 364 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,397 Miss? 365 00:12:22,302 --> 00:12:24,086 Can you come here for a second, please? 366 00:12:26,023 --> 00:12:29,480 So, I'm not sure you're aware, but jaywalking is illegal in the city of Chicago. 367 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,042 Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer. 368 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:35,865 I-I didn't even know... Okay. Let me see your license, please. 369 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:37,100 I just moved here. 370 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,267 Okay. 371 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:40,670 - Oh. Calleigh. From Texas. - Yeah. 372 00:12:40,738 --> 00:12:41,576 All right. 373 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:44,374 I assume this is not your current address, then. 374 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:45,608 Actually, no. 375 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,059 I'm staying at one of my friend's. 376 00:12:47,179 --> 00:12:49,651 Well, is there a good place that, uh, that I could contact you? 377 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,418 I work at the coffee shop down the street. 378 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,178 You-You could find me there. 379 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:54,245 Okay, good. 380 00:12:54,365 --> 00:12:55,700 Am I gonna get a ticket, Officer? 381 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,684 I'm gonna go ahead and let you off this time, all right? 382 00:12:57,804 --> 00:12:59,174 - Oh, thank you so much. - No problem. 383 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,017 But I got my eye on you, alright? 384 00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,376 - Okay. - And maybe I'll stop by the coffee shop. 385 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:05,718 - Okay, awesome. - Alright. - Bye. - Take care. 386 00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,584 I gotta get one of these cars. 387 00:13:08,826 --> 00:13:11,098 You know, I don't really think you're force material, Taco. 388 00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:17,128 Hey, Jenny, what's going on? 389 00:13:17,248 --> 00:13:18,333 I have a quick question for you: 390 00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:20,745 where is that sausage place that Kevin loves? 391 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:23,375 I'm on Sazin and First and I swear it was right here. 392 00:13:23,495 --> 00:13:25,911 Why are you looking for a sausage place on Sunday morning? 393 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,519 You should be setting your lineup. 394 00:13:28,147 --> 00:13:30,592 Pete, my lineup is fine. It's set, 395 00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:32,588 locked, I am ready to go. 396 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,047 Don't get cocky. 397 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,985 Look, I know I haven't been the best wife lately, 398 00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:37,620 and I feel really bad for Kevin. 399 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,342 So I thought I would do something 400 00:13:39,462 --> 00:13:42,419 - very nice and very wifey today. - Really? 401 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:45,430 Like... let Kevin help you with your lineup? 402 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,272 I said I was gonna do something nice, 403 00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:49,472 not something stupid. My lineup is set. 404 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:52,105 Alright, look, that place you're looking for, just go two blocks east. 405 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,061 You're almost there. 406 00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:56,300 And by the way, please destroy Ruxin for us this weekend. 407 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,991 I got it in the bag. 408 00:13:58,111 --> 00:14:00,403 I hope you're right. Get it done, lady. 409 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,247 Well, would you look at you? 410 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:06,620 Hello. 411 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:11,359 Can I help you find anything? 412 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,163 Oh, uh, no, thanks. I'm just browsing. 413 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,646 Okay. 414 00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:19,802 Actually, what is the largest trophy that you make? 415 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,804 - Jenny. - Aah! 416 00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:23,086 - Hey. - Andre. 417 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,142 What are you doing here? 418 00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:25,583 What are you doing here? 419 00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:29,087 Oh, I just... I was in the neighbor... Dr. Nowzik, I, uh, 420 00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:30,556 have your replica here. 421 00:14:30,676 --> 00:14:33,811 It's made to the exact same specifications as your last trophy. 422 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,318 - It's a complete match. - I got, I got it. 423 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,756 You made another Dre? 424 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,150 I'm, I'm gonna miss it. 425 00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:42,605 You're cursed. 426 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,060 I'm not cursed. 427 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,637 And now I am cursed. 428 00:14:45,757 --> 00:14:46,828 Oh! 429 00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:48,754 You gave me DRAIDS. 430 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,415 Yeah, probably. 431 00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:53,826 Want to get some lunch? 432 00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:54,976 No. 433 00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:59,187 I shouldn't, I really... No, I have to, that's it. 434 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:00,213 It's about the match-ups. 435 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,280 It's, it's practical. 436 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,534 Babe, you cannot start Steve Johnson against Darrelle Revis and the Jets. 437 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,601 He's going to get blanketed. 438 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:09,684 That's why I'm moving Steve Johnson to the bench 439 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:15,095 and moving to starting wide receiver Percy Hoven. 440 00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:18,197 You're welcome, baby. I just won you the Shiva Bowl. 441 00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:21,832 Now, off to the showers. 442 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,328 Everybody needs to get a report. 443 00:15:28,117 --> 00:15:30,764 ♪ Rock and roll with my Johnson. ♪ 444 00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:31,817 Whoa, hey! 445 00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:33,050 I have DRAIDS. 446 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,242 - What? - Oh, ugh, Kevin. 447 00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:37,547 - What? - You have betrayed my trust. 448 00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,382 Babe, it's just a little bit of porn. 449 00:15:39,449 --> 00:15:43,797 - No one ever... - I don't care that you are yanking it in a shower. 450 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,814 Savage yourself all you want; do not touch my lineup. 451 00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:51,975 Babe, I-I was doing what I felt was right for the entire team, 452 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:54,063 for the whole McArthur team. I mean... 453 00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:55,411 this is the Shiva Bowl, babe. 454 00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:56,811 Are those our sandwich bags? 455 00:15:57,296 --> 00:15:58,584 Yeah. 456 00:15:58,704 --> 00:16:00,289 They work so good. 457 00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:02,088 My whole life is cursed. 458 00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:04,986 Is it weird if I finish? 459 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,230 Maybe it's just a bad dream, you know? 460 00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:13,754 It's not fair. 461 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:19,977 ♪ Shivakamini Somakandarkram Shiva...♪ Suck it! 462 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:24,364 Babe, I am so sorry that I tinkered with your lineup. 463 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,186 - I should never have done that. - You know what? 464 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:28,362 No, it was my fault. 465 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:32,535 I am the one who walked into that DRAIDS-infected trophy shop, 466 00:16:32,603 --> 00:16:33,797 and I got the curse. 467 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:38,671 I let my fantasy hubris get the best of me, and now it's over. 468 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,696 And I'm sorry you caught me cranking one out in the shower. 469 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:42,970 What... hold on. 470 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,093 You don't apologize for that. 471 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,102 I'm also sorry for jerking off in your shower. 472 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,455 Oh, my... In our shower? 473 00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:48,494 You should apologize. 474 00:16:49,714 --> 00:16:52,338 There are so many people that I need to thank. 475 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:57,378 All of them happen to be named Ruxin, but I didn't just appear here. 476 00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:02,014 The beautiful flower that you see before you needed sunlight, 477 00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:06,763 needed soil, but most of all it needed manure, and that's where 478 00:17:06,883 --> 00:17:11,698 you shit people came in, and as your leader I love you as I will 479 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:13,167 love all of my subjects. 480 00:17:13,513 --> 00:17:14,960 'Cause you're shit people. 481 00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:17,205 But you're my shit people. 482 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,444 Beat you! 483 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,467 Ah. 484 00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:24,247 Well... I really hate him. 485 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,771 Guys, guys, what about me? Did I win? 486 00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:27,658 - No. - No. 487 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,131 So I didn't get the Sacko trophy? 488 00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:30,392 No, you're going to get The Sacko. 489 00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:31,167 So I won? 490 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:32,941 No, you... can you... oh, God. 491 00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:36,443 You lost, Andre won, but that means you got it. 492 00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:37,607 You got the trophy. 493 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,020 Why is Andre giving me the trophy? 494 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,856 No, Andre's not giving you the trophy. 495 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:41,785 So no one won? 496 00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:44,112 You get The Sacko. 497 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:45,720 You, you will receive it. 498 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,340 Yeah, but I don't want him to just give it to me. 499 00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:54,505 Hello. 500 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:57,608 Welcome to the home that is curse-free. 501 00:17:57,675 --> 00:17:58,542 Oh, this is gonna be good. 502 00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,476 Ah, smell it, it's good. 503 00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:00,310 Smells great in here. 504 00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:01,144 So nice. 505 00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:02,446 Things are great. 506 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,649 Oh, n-no, get that out of the house. 507 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,951 That has an owner, and the owner's name is Taco. 508 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:08,952 It's not. 509 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:09,953 No. 510 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,788 Have you checked the scores recently? 511 00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:13,023 No, they were final. 512 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,059 No, there was a recalc, a recalculation. 513 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:16,894 What do you mean? 514 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,496 You have Joe Flac, and he had that touchdown pass to Anquan Boldin. 515 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,497 Uh-huh. 516 00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,866 Well, they went back and looked at it, and they saw that 517 00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:26,203 Anquan Boldin was actually behind Joe Flac. 518 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,204 What does that mean? 519 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,039 Well, that means it wasn't a pass at all. 520 00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:32,676 It was technically a handoff, therefore you don't get the six 521 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:36,647 points for the touchdown, which by my calculations puts you two 522 00:18:36,714 --> 00:18:40,417 points down to Taco, and that score is final. 523 00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:42,319 I don't understand anything he just said. 524 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:46,545 All I know is that six points from Flacco means you get The Sacko. 525 00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:47,834 From Taco. 526 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,344 Funny. It's a joke. 527 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:51,919 - I'm gonna check the scores. - Check away, my friend. 528 00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:53,388 Oh, no. 529 00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:56,422 - Oh, yeah. - It was final. 530 00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:58,126 First to worst. 531 00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:00,025 First to worst. 532 00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:02,156 First to worst. 533 00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:05,368 Let's get ready to Shivaaaa! 534 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,679 Yay! 535 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,217 I am the winner, of the chick pop. 536 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,850 Hello my little lady, 537 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,441 you ready to have a threesome with me and my hand? 538 00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,891 No! No, I am keeping it. 539 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:20,162 - Andre just give it up. - Let me just review the stats 540 00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:23,350 - for a couple of days... - Ok, every African dictator ever, 541 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,430 - you lost the elections, now give up power. - No. 542 00:19:27,054 --> 00:19:29,215 - It's mine. - Andre, give it up. 543 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,698 There's stuff one needs to do. 544 00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:33,328 What do you want, to go to Six Flags with it? Jesus Christ! Gimme that. 545 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,383 - Fifteen more minutes. - Andre, come on. 546 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:37,448 I'm gonna tear your goddamn head off. 547 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,394 - Go go go. - Let's watch this shit. - Coming. 548 00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:43,116 Give me the trophy. 549 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:45,194 My name's already on it. 550 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,007 No, it's mine. 551 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:48,462 Give it to me. 552 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,638 Andre, you've got another Dre. 553 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,562 It's not the same. 554 00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,031 Holy shit. 555 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,502 That was awesome. 556 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,270 It's mine. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 557 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,762 Excuse me, it's mine. 558 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,231 How did it go right in? 559 00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:15,847 Wow, it pierced this like it did Andre's asshole. 560 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,566 Douche bag, this is yours? 561 00:20:17,686 --> 00:20:18,979 Yeah, it's mine. I won it. 562 00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:20,654 Look what you did to my car! 563 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:22,594 Okay, we are so sorry. 564 00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:24,321 Let me just take this trophy out of here. 565 00:20:24,441 --> 00:20:25,375 No, no, no, no, no. 566 00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,231 This is a crime scene. 567 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,948 Look, here come the cops. 568 00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:31,011 - Seriously? - All right. 569 00:20:32,412 --> 00:20:35,000 - What's the situation here? - Look what they did to my car. 570 00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:35,949 They did this to your car? 571 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:36,784 I want to press charges. 572 00:20:36,851 --> 00:20:38,452 You want to press charges against these people? 573 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,453 Everyone. 574 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:40,287 You got it. 575 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,222 Hey, you, you, you, you, you, in the squad car. 576 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:43,057 We're going downtown. 577 00:20:43,124 --> 00:20:43,891 Yes, Officer. 578 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:44,725 Yes, sir. 579 00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:45,726 Okay. 580 00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:46,560 Stat, in the car. 581 00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:49,296 You, sir, hey, in the purple Barney sweater, you're going to stay here. 582 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:51,065 You wait for the next police officer to come, okay? 583 00:20:51,132 --> 00:20:52,066 Really? 584 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,067 Yeah. 585 00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:54,802 Really, is that how it's going to be? 586 00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:55,803 Yeah, yeah. 587 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:56,637 All right. 588 00:20:56,705 --> 00:20:58,837 I'll go to jail, but I'm going to jail as the league champion! 589 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,729 Congratulations, Ruxin. 590 00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:03,083 Hey, asshole, second car's coming for you, buddy. 591 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,492 Well, there'd better be room in there for two 'cause me and 592 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,982 my girlfriend got a date tonight. 593 00:21:10,685 --> 00:21:13,387 I got to say, being saved by Pete is the first good thing to 594 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:17,539 happen to me in months, and now with The Dre destroyed, maybe 595 00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:18,592 the curse of the DRAIDS is over. 596 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,762 What about the curse of The Sacko, my friend, huh? 597 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,184 Damn it, I really wanted that trophy. 598 00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:25,674 Free at last, free at last. 599 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:28,769 Oh, Shiva, I am free at last! 600 00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:29,770 Wow. 601 00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,062 Uh, did you just compare yourself to Martin Luther King? 602 00:21:32,182 --> 00:21:33,361 Did he win his league? 603 00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:35,066 Wow, you're feeling good, aren't you? 604 00:21:35,186 --> 00:21:40,289 I feel great 'cause I'm a champion and I'm here with my beautiful lady, my Shiva. 605 00:21:40,608 --> 00:21:42,257 But Shiva's a little naked today. 606 00:21:42,377 --> 00:21:43,926 That's why I got her this. 607 00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:46,757 It's already got your name on it. 608 00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:47,876 That's right, it does. 609 00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:49,493 Ruxin. 610 00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:51,131 Suck it! 611 00:21:51,504 --> 00:21:56,562 Let the unrelenting rein of Ruxin begin! 612 00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,672 Ha-ha-ha! 613 00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:03,613 Shivaaaakamini Somakandarkram Shiva! 614 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,148 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 615 00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:09,075 I won the Shiva. 616 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,516 The Dre is dead. 617 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,396 Oh, my God! 618 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:14,504 Is that a solar eclipse? 619 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,749 Guys, was there supposed to be a solar eclipse today? 620 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,038 Not for months. 621 00:22:18,158 --> 00:22:19,548 This league is doomed. 622 00:22:19,668 --> 00:22:22,762 Ruxin has won. It is the end of days! 623 00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:26,440 This is exactly how I picture it when I'm masturbating, 624 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,101 down to the fact you're all watching! 625 00:22:29,221 --> 00:22:32,668 The only difference is Andre's wearing a stupid hat! 626 00:22:33,901 --> 00:22:35,120 That's the one. 627 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,304 Put it on, so I can finish. 628 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,884 Don't put it on, don't! 629 00:22:39,004 --> 00:22:40,339 Look, it's not stupid. 630 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,057 Will Smith has the same one. 631 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:53,864 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 632 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:58,464 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47177

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