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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,081 --> 00:00:01,814 RUXIN: I'll figure it out. 2 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:03,316 Just do it one more time, I will figure it out. 3 00:00:03,384 --> 00:00:05,018 KEVIN: It's too complicated for you. 4 00:00:05,085 --> 00:00:06,486 It's not too complicated for me. 5 00:00:06,553 --> 00:00:08,454 PETE: He wants to play the game, let's give him the game. 6 00:00:08,522 --> 00:00:09,022 Okay, fine. 7 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:09,822 You pick someone this time. 8 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:10,623 You tell me. 9 00:00:10,691 --> 00:00:11,491 Okay, fine. 10 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:12,292 Go. 11 00:00:13,111 --> 00:00:17,830 Plug 'em up. Look away. 12 00:00:19,198 --> 00:00:19,965 You good? 13 00:00:20,032 --> 00:00:20,799 Yeah. 14 00:00:20,866 --> 00:00:21,433 Right here. 15 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,334 Okay. (clears throat) 16 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:25,403 Some people think he's the best in the game. 17 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:27,005 (snapping fingers) 18 00:00:27,073 --> 00:00:28,940 Nobody thought the game would pass him by. 19 00:00:29,008 --> 00:00:31,343 Together, him and his teammates... Drew Brees. 20 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:32,143 Thank you! 21 00:00:32,211 --> 00:00:32,911 Nice, easy one. 22 00:00:32,979 --> 00:00:33,979 You got it now, right? 23 00:00:34,046 --> 00:00:34,813 You understand it, right? 24 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:35,647 No. 25 00:00:35,715 --> 00:00:37,349 You have to under... That was so simple. 26 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,351 TACO: It took me a while to figure out the game, too. 27 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,986 It took him a while to figure it out. 28 00:00:41,053 --> 00:00:42,487 This thing knows how to do it? 29 00:00:42,555 --> 00:00:43,121 Yeah. 30 00:00:43,189 --> 00:00:44,356 Want me to show you how? 31 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,357 He'll teach you. 32 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,792 ANDRE: Whoa! The champion has arrived! 33 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:48,627 What's up? 34 00:00:48,694 --> 00:00:50,528 Will you stop saying that word, please? 35 00:00:50,596 --> 00:00:54,099 Gentlemen, as your league champion, it is time to talk draft. 36 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:56,368 As we all know, the league champion determines where we 37 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:57,369 hold the draft. 38 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:59,371 There's an abandoned video store near my place, and they 39 00:00:59,438 --> 00:01:00,372 have couches. 40 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,774 No, no, no, Taco, you're thinking too small. 41 00:01:02,842 --> 00:01:04,009 You know what, guys? 42 00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:07,379 Let's just blow it out this year... Vegas. 43 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:08,380 Vegas? 44 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,381 Vegas draft. 45 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,683 We've never done the traditional Vegas draft. 46 00:01:11,751 --> 00:01:12,550 Blow it out! 47 00:01:12,618 --> 00:01:13,551 I was gonna say that. 48 00:01:13,619 --> 00:01:14,552 You were gonna say what? 49 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,520 It was my idea. 50 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:16,521 The Vegas was my idea. 51 00:01:16,589 --> 00:01:18,523 We all just heard him say Vegas. 52 00:01:18,591 --> 00:01:19,491 Pete said it. 53 00:01:19,558 --> 00:01:21,493 In the end, it doesn't really matter whose idea it was... 54 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:22,360 It was mine. 55 00:01:22,428 --> 00:01:23,395 Well, you can book it. 56 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:24,496 You can run with it. 57 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:25,830 I did, I ran with it. 58 00:01:25,898 --> 00:01:27,599 Guys, guys, enough bickering, okay? 59 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,901 Vegas is a great idea for the draft, and we should really 60 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:32,370 raise a glass to Pete for coming up with it. 61 00:01:32,438 --> 00:01:34,173 Oh, it was just an idea, guys, really. 62 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:36,180 - To Vegas! - It was my idea! 63 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:40,927 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 64 00:01:41,047 --> 00:01:42,080 JENNY: So, Vegas. 65 00:01:42,148 --> 00:01:43,348 Yeah. 66 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:44,377 I kind of want to go. 67 00:01:45,718 --> 00:01:49,020 Why? I mean, all we're gonna do is, you know, get drunk and 68 00:01:49,088 --> 00:01:50,889 maybe go to a strip club. 69 00:01:50,956 --> 00:01:52,050 I want to be in the league. 70 00:01:53,426 --> 00:01:54,359 (chuckles) 71 00:01:54,427 --> 00:01:55,527 But you're... you are. 72 00:01:55,594 --> 00:01:57,362 You're... you help me. 73 00:01:57,430 --> 00:02:00,065 You're, like... almost in the league. 74 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:02,200 Almost in the league, but I'm not really in the league. 75 00:02:02,268 --> 00:02:03,802 You'll be on my team with me. 76 00:02:03,869 --> 00:02:06,805 I don't want to be on your team with you; I want my own team. 77 00:02:06,872 --> 00:02:09,007 Those three out-of-town dudes never even show up. 78 00:02:09,075 --> 00:02:11,509 I'm here, and I can be there, and I just, I have all this 79 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:12,410 knowledge, okay? 80 00:02:12,478 --> 00:02:13,078 Help me, then. 81 00:02:13,145 --> 00:02:14,412 I need to use it. 82 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,413 Give it to me. 83 00:02:15,481 --> 00:02:16,881 It doesn't help you. 84 00:02:16,949 --> 00:02:19,417 You still manage to shoot yourself in the foot. 85 00:02:19,485 --> 00:02:20,051 (wry chuckle) 86 00:02:20,119 --> 00:02:20,985 Come on. 87 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:21,920 I can't do it. 88 00:02:21,987 --> 00:02:23,588 Why? You are the commissioner. 89 00:02:23,656 --> 00:02:24,589 My hands are tied. 90 00:02:24,657 --> 00:02:25,824 It's an eight-team league, it 91 00:02:25,891 --> 00:02:27,425 always has been, it always will be. 92 00:02:27,493 --> 00:02:31,229 Okay, fine. If one of the eight drops out... No one drops out. 93 00:02:31,349 --> 00:02:33,657 It's like the Supreme Court. People just die on the bench. 94 00:02:33,909 --> 00:02:35,692 Supreme Court has 9 judges. 95 00:02:36,604 --> 00:02:39,070 (grunts): I feared this day would come. 96 00:02:39,138 --> 00:02:42,440 All those years of free fantasy advice... here comes the bill. 97 00:02:42,508 --> 00:02:43,408 (grunts loudly) 98 00:02:43,476 --> 00:02:46,244 I love my wife, but I don't want her in the league. 99 00:02:46,312 --> 00:02:47,445 I mean, this is my thing. 100 00:02:47,513 --> 00:02:49,681 That she does for you, essentially. 101 00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:52,517 I mean, do you realize without her help how frighteningly bad 102 00:02:52,585 --> 00:02:53,451 you would be? 103 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:54,452 I wouldn't be that bad. 104 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,553 Oh, my God... Vegas hat! 105 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:57,122 Oh! 106 00:02:57,189 --> 00:02:58,456 Vegas! Right? 107 00:02:58,524 --> 00:02:59,791 Wow, that's ugly. 108 00:02:59,859 --> 00:03:01,426 Best idea ever. 109 00:03:01,494 --> 00:03:02,727 Very good idea, not Andre. 110 00:03:02,795 --> 00:03:04,262 Right, it was my idea. 111 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,432 Hey, if we do need a ninth, my brother-in-law Ralphie's 112 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,733 available. 113 00:03:08,801 --> 00:03:09,968 No. No. 114 00:03:10,035 --> 00:03:13,138 Brolo... Bro, no... He stinks, man. 115 00:03:13,205 --> 00:03:15,106 As league champion, I shoot it down. 116 00:03:15,174 --> 00:03:16,074 Here, happy birthday. 117 00:03:16,142 --> 00:03:17,942 This is a belated gift from Jenny and I. 118 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,911 Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys gave me your butt 119 00:03:19,979 --> 00:03:20,879 beads... that's so nice. 120 00:03:20,946 --> 00:03:21,713 Oh, that's beautiful. 121 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:22,881 Open it up in Vegas. Okay? 122 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:23,615 Okay. 123 00:03:23,682 --> 00:03:25,083 Oh, this is your plane ticket, Taco. 124 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:26,951 Thank you for paying for it, brother. 125 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:29,721 To pay you back, I will teach Ellie to ride a motorcycle. 126 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:30,722 That's not necessary. 127 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:31,790 She's only six. 128 00:03:31,857 --> 00:03:34,225 Okay, now, look, as your league champion, it's come to my 129 00:03:34,293 --> 00:03:37,495 attention that we need to determine the order of the draft. 130 00:03:37,563 --> 00:03:38,496 I have already done that. 131 00:03:38,564 --> 00:03:41,240 Please... ladies, follow moi. 132 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,835 Very simple: security line, right over here. 133 00:03:43,903 --> 00:03:46,504 First person through the security line gets the first 134 00:03:46,572 --> 00:03:47,839 pick in the draft. Huh? 135 00:03:47,907 --> 00:03:50,975 Wait, wait, you son of a bitch... you checked all your bags. 136 00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:53,211 That's because I'm in it to win it. 137 00:03:53,279 --> 00:03:54,479 Go! 138 00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:07,091 (ticking) 139 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,026 (whispers): Kevin! 140 00:04:08,093 --> 00:04:09,961 I'm a doctor, and there's a medical emergency. 141 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:10,929 I need to get on a flight. 142 00:04:10,996 --> 00:04:14,499 I don't believe you, and a doctor wouldn't wear that hat. 143 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:18,503 Cactus. Be careful. It's... All these colors don't go together. 144 00:04:18,571 --> 00:04:20,038 It was designed by Santana. 145 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:21,272 Pardon me, pardon me! 146 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,641 Look out! 147 00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:27,779 Goddamn slip-ons! 148 00:04:27,847 --> 00:04:28,913 It's a joke bomb! 149 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:29,848 It's a joke bomb! 150 00:04:29,915 --> 00:04:32,283 Sir, don't use the word "bomb" in this airport. 151 00:04:32,351 --> 00:04:33,618 It's a classic Kevin joke. 152 00:04:33,686 --> 00:04:35,053 Excuse me for one second. 153 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,856 No, no, no. No. Hey! 154 00:04:37,923 --> 00:04:39,023 No, no, no! 155 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:41,125 Oh... sack! 156 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,228 Number one pick! Whoo! 157 00:04:43,295 --> 00:04:45,763 You can body-cavity search me all you want... all you're gonna 158 00:04:45,831 --> 00:04:48,606 find is Tennessee running back Chris Johnson! 159 00:04:48,726 --> 00:04:50,747 Whoo! Suck it. 160 00:05:00,391 --> 00:05:01,615 Smells like Vegas. 161 00:05:01,683 --> 00:05:03,217 So, it's, like, a word scramble? 162 00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:04,218 No, that's not it. 163 00:05:04,285 --> 00:05:05,853 Oh, I hate this game. 164 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,088 Don't hate the game, hate the player, buddy. 165 00:05:08,156 --> 00:05:08,922 I'm the player. 166 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:10,624 I know. 167 00:05:10,692 --> 00:05:13,193 Dudes, check it out, all right? 168 00:05:13,261 --> 00:05:14,595 We are living the life. 169 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:16,630 This weekend is going to be amazing. 170 00:05:16,698 --> 00:05:20,551 But I have one rule: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 171 00:05:20,814 --> 00:05:22,897 - No, it does not. - What do you mean, no, it doesn't? 172 00:05:23,017 --> 00:05:24,863 - It's a rule. - I don't subscribe to that rule. 173 00:05:24,983 --> 00:05:26,440 Okay, so you're gonna do nothing... that the people at 174 00:05:26,508 --> 00:05:28,752 home wouldn't want to hear about? 175 00:05:28,872 --> 00:05:31,111 Nope. Oh, and by the way, the term "What happens in Vegas," 176 00:05:31,179 --> 00:05:34,014 that should be, like, buried in a graveyard of overused 177 00:05:34,082 --> 00:05:36,617 expressions along with "You go, girl" and "Show me the money." 178 00:05:36,685 --> 00:05:38,619 Come on, homie don't play that. 179 00:05:38,687 --> 00:05:39,420 Really? 180 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:41,622 Come on, let's just go check out the suite. 181 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:42,389 It's so money. 182 00:05:42,457 --> 00:05:43,223 Vegas, baby! 183 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,025 Gentlemen... Shit. 184 00:05:45,093 --> 00:05:46,226 ...meet Las Vegas. 185 00:05:46,294 --> 00:05:49,196 It's Spanish for "Andre is awesome." 186 00:05:49,264 --> 00:05:50,030 Wow! 187 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:51,677 Well done, Andre, well done. 188 00:05:51,797 --> 00:05:52,679 Yeah. 189 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:55,202 I got to admit, this is... kind of great. 190 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:57,638 Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet. 191 00:05:57,706 --> 00:06:00,641 Gentlemen... welcome to Las Vegas. 192 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:01,742 (laughter) 193 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:02,643 What?! 194 00:06:02,711 --> 00:06:04,778 Chad Ochocinco. 195 00:06:04,846 --> 00:06:06,380 In the flesh. 196 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:07,715 Hey, come on up, man. 197 00:06:07,782 --> 00:06:08,649 What?! 198 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:11,652 Chad's gonna be our special guest... you know, our master of 199 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,386 ceremonies. 200 00:06:12,454 --> 00:06:13,320 How are you here? 201 00:06:13,388 --> 00:06:15,656 What... I don't... Chad and I are getting into 202 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:16,924 the calf implant business. 203 00:06:16,991 --> 00:06:20,127 I'm making molds of his calves in two sizes. 204 00:06:20,195 --> 00:06:22,963 Preseason... and Playoff Push, baby. 205 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:24,431 Why are you working with him? 206 00:06:24,499 --> 00:06:25,399 Yeah. 207 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:27,668 Child, please! I won... No. Stop. 208 00:06:27,736 --> 00:06:28,736 Don't do that. 209 00:06:28,803 --> 00:06:29,803 What do you mean? 210 00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:30,771 Don't do that. 211 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,806 'Cause you didn't even use it in the right way. 212 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:34,842 But can I still use it professionally? 213 00:06:34,909 --> 00:06:35,843 Dude, you're a doctor. 214 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:38,846 I know, but, you know, when a woman comes in and she's, like, 215 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:41,415 "I want a face lift," I'm, like, "Child, please!" 216 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:42,149 No. 217 00:06:42,217 --> 00:06:42,816 No? 218 00:06:42,884 --> 00:06:43,917 No, it doesn't even go. 219 00:06:43,985 --> 00:06:46,286 I think you need to come up with something more... Andre-ish. 220 00:06:46,354 --> 00:06:50,455 "Try the veal... child." 221 00:06:50,575 --> 00:06:51,358 What was that one? 222 00:06:51,426 --> 00:06:52,426 Try the veal, child. 223 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:53,460 Try the veal. 224 00:06:53,528 --> 00:06:54,862 I use J-Date! 225 00:06:54,929 --> 00:06:56,964 I don't... I'm not even Jewish. 226 00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:58,332 I cry myself to sleep. 227 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:00,134 I'm an adult virgin. 228 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:01,468 (laughter) 229 00:07:01,536 --> 00:07:04,285 Not... not even true. 230 00:07:04,405 --> 00:07:06,089 Do you have any draft advice for me? 231 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:08,563 - I'll draft you first if you give me some good advice. - Hey... 232 00:07:09,106 --> 00:07:10,578 - If you draft me first... - Uh-huh. 233 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:11,712 ...you won't need any advice. 234 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:12,980 Yeah. Try the veal, man. 235 00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:14,281 Can you shut up? 236 00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:15,716 What? I'm trying. 237 00:07:15,784 --> 00:07:18,719 Ochocinco... He's a totally normal guy. 238 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:20,788 Does he have his own room? 239 00:07:20,855 --> 00:07:23,857 Wha... Wha... uh... Huh? 240 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:24,725 You didn't! 241 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:25,492 What?! 242 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,127 Oh, you asshole! 243 00:07:27,195 --> 00:07:28,944 What have you done to Shiva? 244 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,497 Oh, it's not the Shiva anymore. 245 00:07:30,565 --> 00:07:32,533 It's "The Dre." 246 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,535 Why are you dressed like a ballerina? 247 00:07:34,602 --> 00:07:36,904 I'm not dressed like a ballerina; I'm dressed like a 248 00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:38,138 weightlifter. 249 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:39,347 Why are you dressed like a weightlifter? 250 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,522 That is heresy. 251 00:07:41,642 --> 00:07:44,128 You made a god in your own image, Andre. 252 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:44,919 You're doomed. 253 00:07:45,063 --> 00:07:46,538 I'm not doomed. 254 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:48,000 - It's the Shiva. - It's the Dre. 255 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:49,566 - It's the Shiva. - It's the Dre. 256 00:07:49,593 --> 00:07:50,714 No, it is the Shiva! 257 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:53,878 Guys, guys, guys, we can reach a compromise here, okay? 258 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,564 - Let's call it the She-Dre. - She-Dre. 259 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:58,773 Well, no, wait, that's his name. 260 00:07:59,096 --> 00:08:01,765 So we'll call him She-Dre... her, we'll call her She-Dre. 261 00:08:01,877 --> 00:08:05,455 No, call me Andre or Winner or League Champion. 262 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,090 Hey, She-Dre, is there any beer in here? 263 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:08,591 I don't care what you guys say. 264 00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:10,289 I'm a winner, I'm a champion. 265 00:08:10,409 --> 00:08:13,763 Respect me and respect the Dre. 266 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:24,907 All right, this is just a pit stop because I have reservations 267 00:08:25,027 --> 00:08:26,557 at this molecular gastronomy place that is supposed to be off 268 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,561 - off the hook. - Oh, my God. 269 00:08:28,681 --> 00:08:29,866 We're not going there. 270 00:08:29,986 --> 00:08:31,579 Can you back off with this thing? 271 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:32,726 What are you doing, a book report? 272 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,660 One word, my friend... stripper sound ringtones. 273 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:36,993 That is three words. 274 00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:39,570 You realize you could have one that's ten times smaller than that. 275 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:40,971 - Oh, hello, friends. - Hi. 276 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:42,936 Look, he's making friends already. 277 00:08:43,716 --> 00:08:45,182 Wow, look at that ass. 278 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:48,728 See, you guys are not focused at all on what is at hand here, okay? 279 00:08:48,848 --> 00:08:50,802 The draft is upon us, and I am the only one focused 280 00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:51,729 with my eyes on the prize. 281 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:53,491 I'm picking first; I got nothing to worry about. 282 00:08:53,553 --> 00:08:54,781 You guys... Yeah. 283 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:55,749 You guys have to worry. 284 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:58,374 Do whatever you guys want, but take it from your league champion: 285 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,627 QBs are all the rage this year. 286 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:04,041 Philip Rivers has been going in the first round in all my trainer leagues. 287 00:09:04,161 --> 00:09:06,451 What, trainer leagues? What are you talking about, "trainer leagues"? 288 00:09:06,571 --> 00:09:07,582 Hey. 289 00:09:08,494 --> 00:09:09,818 Uh, one second, we got a... 290 00:09:09,938 --> 00:09:12,016 If you're such a great champion, why do you need a trainer league? 291 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:14,621 You know what? Why do you look like a background dancer from This Is It? 292 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,296 Philip Rivers... round one. 293 00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:18,495 You draft Philip Rivers in the first round. Go ahead. You know what? 294 00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:20,807 - You go ahead. - You guys have got it wrong. 295 00:09:21,483 --> 00:09:24,332 Rivers isn't going before the third in any of my mock graphs. 296 00:09:24,452 --> 00:09:26,988 What do you know about Rivers and drafts? 297 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,782 I won my league last year. 298 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:31,755 So what kind of league are you guys in? 299 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:35,590 Guys in... PPR, IDP, auction, dynasty? 300 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:37,924 Eight-man fantasy football league. 301 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,980 Yeah, losers take the winner out to dinner. 302 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,456 Why are you such an authority on fantasy football? 303 00:09:42,576 --> 00:09:43,748 The players come in here. 304 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,727 They tell me everything they know. 305 00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:47,854 - You serious? - Mm-hmm. 306 00:09:48,135 --> 00:09:48,838 Wow. 307 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,686 Um, I was actually curious 308 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,284 about the rates for the, uh, the "champagne room." 309 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:55,847 I'd be interested in a little one-on-one time. 310 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,667 We're talking, like, $300 for a half hour. 311 00:09:57,717 --> 00:09:59,740 Can we just do $200 and you can keep your clothes on? 312 00:09:59,795 --> 00:10:00,917 I really just need the info. 313 00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,271 Well, where's the fun in that? 314 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:03,940 I'll give you $250, you can 315 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:05,484 keep your clothes on, and we'll do four rounds. 316 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,934 Why don't you guys just pool your money and come in together? 317 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:10,380 Oh, God, no, that's disgusting. 318 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,658 No, we don't cross streams. 319 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,735 No, I will give you $250. 320 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:14,661 You can keep a parka on. 321 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,798 It doesn't matter to me. 322 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:16,732 I don't care what you're wearing. 323 00:10:16,777 --> 00:10:17,864 I just want some sleepers. 324 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,099 No, no, no, $300. 325 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,606 I just need 15 minutes, three rounds, but I need three sleepers. 326 00:10:22,647 --> 00:10:23,686 $400 for Kevin. 327 00:10:23,852 --> 00:10:25,051 - What?! - Yes. 328 00:10:25,171 --> 00:10:25,950 Sold. 329 00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:27,480 You get the first pick of the draft. 330 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:28,934 That's the only advantage you get. 331 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,988 I have a really good feeling 332 00:10:35,108 --> 00:10:37,004 about Felix Jones in the second round this year. 333 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,841 - I think he's poised for a huge breakout season... - Felix Jones? 334 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:40,577 No? 335 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,889 Why go with Felix Jones in the second when you can have 336 00:10:42,957 --> 00:10:45,061 Ricky Williams in the ninth? 337 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:47,946 End of the year, their stats are still going to be the same. 338 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:52,335 That is very good advice, Ambrosia, very good advice. 339 00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:56,012 No, no, no, I-I don't need... I have a couple more rounds to get through here. 340 00:10:56,132 --> 00:10:57,732 Let's keep moving. 341 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:07,932 Gentlemen, welcome to the Helm's Deep of the 2010 Fantasy Draft. 342 00:11:08,052 --> 00:11:09,047 Wow, wow. Nice. 343 00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:11,525 Look around, take it in. It's all here. 344 00:11:11,645 --> 00:11:12,939 - How are you? - Nice to see you. 345 00:11:13,059 --> 00:11:15,114 Beautiful women, free beer. 346 00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:19,408 This is what you get when your league champion is also a winner at life. 347 00:11:19,528 --> 00:11:22,795 You know, gentlemen, I'd like you all to prepare for the year 348 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,024 of the Andre-nation. 349 00:11:24,294 --> 00:11:26,323 What? What did you say? 350 00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:28,158 - The domi-Dre-tion. - Really? 351 00:11:28,278 --> 00:11:29,140 That was a quick one. 352 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,267 Hey. 353 00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:33,069 - What's up? - What's up, Ocho? 354 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:34,953 What's good? Are we ready to get this thing started? 355 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,181 Is everybody here, first off? 356 00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:38,398 The two out-of-town idiots are on auto-draft, but I haven't 357 00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:40,445 seen Vince all... He's supposed to be coming, right? I mean... 358 00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,447 Oh, that's right, I spoke to Vince. 359 00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:44,482 He's not going to make it to Vegas, and he's actually 360 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,450 out of the league. 361 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,480 What? Now you tell us? 362 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,186 Wow. 363 00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:49,921 I just found out, like, a month ago. 364 00:11:49,988 --> 00:11:51,018 Oh, you're a dick. 365 00:11:51,138 --> 00:11:53,322 An eight-team league is already weak as it is. 366 00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:55,475 - Y'all call me when y'all figure it out, all right? - You got it. 367 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:56,741 - All right, Chad. - Hey, quick question. 368 00:11:56,861 --> 00:11:58,103 Do these look cool? 369 00:11:58,497 --> 00:11:59,810 Child, please. 370 00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:03,919 He "child, pleased" me, he "child, pleased" me. 371 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,503 Jesus Christ, Ruxin, why didn't you say anything? 372 00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:06,604 What is wrong with you? 373 00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:08,525 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 374 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,174 You guys need a problem solver. 375 00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:11,175 C'est moi. 376 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,644 I will solve your problems, all right? 377 00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:15,780 That's why I have invited Raffi to join the league. 378 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:16,881 Brolo? 379 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:17,882 No, no, no, no. 380 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:18,883 First off, he's terrible. 381 00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:20,396 Secondly, he's in Chicago. 382 00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:23,484 No, actually I had him 383 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,491 You suck... (Raffi imitates explosion) 384 00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:27,258 Oh, boy. 385 00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:29,364 Raffi bomb. 386 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:31,512 What's up, guys? Andre. 387 00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:32,845 I can see his penis beard. 388 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:33,675 How's it going, guys? 389 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,510 I'm so excited to belong to something. 390 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,588 Well, it's not definite yet, right? 391 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,638 Yeah, we haven't... He said it's definite, he said it's on. 392 00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:43,007 All right, let's get this thing started, right? 393 00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:44,008 What is this? 394 00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:45,400 It's the draft board, Raffi. 395 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:47,512 You know behind this there are girls, right? 396 00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:49,514 Are you kidding me? Has it come to this? 397 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,261 Is this our only option? 398 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,093 I don't know, guys, you might have one more option. 399 00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,202 Whoa. 400 00:12:54,322 --> 00:12:55,666 Babe, what the hell are you doing here? 401 00:12:55,786 --> 00:12:57,785 Aw, I missed you, too, babe. Good to see you. 402 00:12:57,905 --> 00:12:59,475 I was talking to Vince's wife on the phone. 403 00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:00,359 She said Vince was out. 404 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,743 I thought you guys might need an eighth. 405 00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:04,476 Um, I guess we... We got our eighth, we got Raffi. 406 00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:05,263 Well, not really, not yet. 407 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:06,998 I don't know, guys, I think 408 00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:09,100 that this might, might actually need a vote. 409 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:10,316 Yes, a vote, please. 410 00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:11,836 Okay, yeah, no, I want a vote. 411 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:12,975 What are we voting for? 412 00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:14,266 You don't get a vote, Raffi. 413 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:17,041 - Why not? I'm in the league. - This is humiliating. 414 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:17,974 No, come on. 415 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:21,100 Yeah, me sitting here next to you wait... humiliating. 416 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,575 Want to make out, past the time? 417 00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:23,351 No. 418 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,666 - No? - No, I don't. 419 00:13:24,786 --> 00:13:26,187 Okay, sorry. I've got to ask. 420 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:27,738 It's a numbers game, you know? 421 00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:30,221 - Hey. - Thank you. 422 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:33,558 Um, so we talked about it and we've come to a decision and, 423 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:37,097 uh, congratulations, Raffi. 424 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,663 Yeah, whoo! 425 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,665 In your face! Geez. 426 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,499 I'm so sorry. 427 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:42,667 Are you kidding me?! 428 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,802 You picked him?! 429 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,147 (Jenny groans) 430 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,505 Unbelievable. 431 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:48,739 Don't be mad. 432 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:49,740 Is she single? 433 00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:51,175 What's her story? 434 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,510 That's my wife. 435 00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:55,187 Wow, is it working out? 436 00:13:55,307 --> 00:13:57,980 And it's official... Raffi is part of our league. 437 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:58,963 All right. 438 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,210 Here we go. Let's do it. 439 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,337 Hey, can we please get this draft started? 440 00:14:02,457 --> 00:14:03,853 Yes, let's do it. Let's rock, let's get it. 441 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,948 I want to know: who didn't vote for me? 442 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,730 It's a secret vote. Can't discuss the details. 443 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,260 Wow, I would have voted for you. 444 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,628 There's already one woman in this league. 445 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:11,729 Ain't that right, She-Dre? 446 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:12,730 (laughter) 447 00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:13,712 You, too, really? 448 00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,101 I'm paying for your room, man. 449 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,273 I don't know, guys, I just think it's really sad that you 450 00:14:17,393 --> 00:14:18,803 are afraid to lose to a girl. 451 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:21,848 - Babe... - I think you did it because you're scared of me. 452 00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,883 You can still be on my team, if you want to be. 453 00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:27,467 What I want to do is inflict as much pain on each and every 454 00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:29,333 one of you as possible. 455 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,355 How are you going to do that? 456 00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:33,723 - Ruxin, do you want some help? - Are you serious? 457 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:35,436 Yeah, I'll help you out with your draft. 458 00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:36,266 It's unfair. 459 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,322 Fortune favors the just! 460 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,386 I like it. Alright, first pick of 461 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,814 the 2010 draft 462 00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,995 running back, Chris Johnson. 463 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,613 I'm not your sticker bitch. 464 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,598 Good point. 465 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,154 There it is! Huh? 466 00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:53,223 - Taco has traded his number three pick for Ruxin's... - And Jenny's. 467 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:54,941 ...number six pick in the draft. 468 00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:56,173 What are you getting in return? 469 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,175 Oh, nothing, six is my lucky number. 470 00:14:58,243 --> 00:15:00,367 Did you want me in the league? 471 00:15:01,113 --> 00:15:02,531 I love you? 472 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:05,420 I would... let's go get married all over again. 473 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,547 We're in Vegas. 474 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:10,214 Ruxin, I've got some awesome sleepers. 475 00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,081 - You know my friend Mike? - Mike? 476 00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:13,204 Mike Ochocinco. 477 00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:14,565 Same last name... maybe you guys are related. 478 00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:15,660 - Nah. - No? 479 00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:18,187 It's just not so often you meet a guy with the exact same 480 00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:19,597 Spanish numerals as a last name. 481 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:20,908 Raffi, it's your pick. 482 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,612 Fine, whatever, blah, blah, blah, this guy. 483 00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,286 - All right? - All right. 484 00:15:25,406 --> 00:15:26,622 - A kicker? - A kicker. 485 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,571 Adam Vinatieri. 486 00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:28,572 I like kickers. 487 00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:31,575 Round three... Aaron Rodgers. 488 00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:32,961 Whoo! 489 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,551 - No, Taco was there first. - I want Manning. 490 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:39,397 Okay. 491 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,568 Probably one of the fastest to ever play the game. 492 00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:46,672 Never played the game too well at night. 493 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,319 Too many people underestimated him... 494 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:50,542 Oh, I got it, I got it... DeAngelo Williams. 495 00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:51,773 How did, how did...? 496 00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:52,934 Oh, how do you do this? 497 00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,198 Rux, it's so easy, baby. 498 00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:55,349 Want me to explain it to you? 499 00:15:55,469 --> 00:15:57,230 I hate this game! 500 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:58,423 Child, please. 501 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,771 Dre, no, we just talked about using that. 502 00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:02,973 I know, I thought I could say it a little. 503 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,009 Jesus Christ, man, I'm out of here, man. 504 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,849 No, I mean, I'll stop. 505 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:09,249 Hey, Kevin, you put my tenth round pick up yet? 506 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,848 - Packers need a middle. - Boom. 507 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,750 Passing to Taco. 508 00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:14,952 Hey, where did you guys get the tubes? 509 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,887 Where did you get these tubes? 510 00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:19,271 - Oh, look at this board. - It's good. 511 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,553 - I mean, look at my lineup. - I know. 512 00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:25,696 Ohh... I'm sorry, Miles Austin in the fifth? 513 00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:28,105 (Ruxin and Jenny moaning) 514 00:16:28,225 --> 00:16:29,888 Stop roster-bating, please. 515 00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:32,064 You can't just masturbate to your lineup in public. 516 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:34,085 Kevin, you're just jealous 'cause you took a big shit in 517 00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:35,482 the pool and put it up on the board. 518 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,819 Are you allowed to take a shit in the pool? 519 00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:43,381 Whoo! 520 00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:44,715 Oh, God. 521 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:50,554 Gentlemen, table service provided by the Dre. 522 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,441 Why doesn't it have a penis? 523 00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,199 Oh, because it's anatomically correct, Taco. 524 00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:57,068 It has a penis, I mean... 525 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,848 Yeah, here it is. 526 00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:01,430 Look, it's a little penis. Touch it. 527 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,041 Whoa. Hi. 528 00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:04,599 That is... Wow. 529 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,870 My wife is hotter than her and her. 530 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:06,904 My wife's hotter than her. 531 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:08,762 My wife's hotter than her. 532 00:17:08,882 --> 00:17:10,011 Okay, we get it! 533 00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,779 You out-kicked your coverage with Sofia. 534 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,168 Ah, but you know who the prettiest lady at the party is? 535 00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:15,192 My lineup! 536 00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:15,894 Really? 537 00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:17,999 Oh, my God, you wrote your lineup on a napkin. 538 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,784 You wouldn't let me bring the board. 539 00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:20,684 Look at this. 540 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:21,652 It is nice, though. 541 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,621 (loud moaning) 542 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:26,339 All right, enough with the roster-batory fantasies, okay? 543 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,258 Do that in private. 544 00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:28,759 Hey, hola, Ocho! 545 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,327 Whassup, baby? 546 00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:31,128 Come here. 547 00:17:31,196 --> 00:17:32,630 Hey, man. 548 00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,137 Hey, boys. 549 00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:35,457 What are you doing here? 550 00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,376 Oh, nothing, just hanging out with Chad, talking football. 551 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,299 Oh, yeah, hey, she knows her shit. 552 00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:40,895 Jen, work the rope, baby. 553 00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:42,973 - All righty. - Let in who you want. 554 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,175 You're good. 555 00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:45,643 You're good. 556 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,777 Not you. 557 00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:47,945 You're good. 558 00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:49,592 ♪ Champagne room... ♪ 559 00:17:49,712 --> 00:17:51,382 Come on in. 560 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:52,283 Sorry. 561 00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,319 You're really not gonna let me in? 562 00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:57,776 VIP Room's got enough members. 563 00:17:58,231 --> 00:17:59,935 Would you mind, uh, letting my friend in, please? 564 00:18:00,055 --> 00:18:01,634 Nope. I don't like his attitude. 565 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:02,877 Well, yeah, neither do I. 566 00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:05,362 I mean, obviously, he's grumpy, he's a pill, he's no fun to be around. 567 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:06,363 I'm standing right here. 568 00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:09,573 He's one of these sick, disgusting individuals who 569 00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:12,632 actually has more fun with his wife... I don't get it. 570 00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:14,226 I'm perverse. 571 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:17,076 Go. 572 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,655 Yes. I just got to ask how much you spent on that dress. 573 00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:22,291 Because if it's more than... No, no. Go, go, go, go. 574 00:18:25,032 --> 00:18:26,817 To Pete! To Pete! Good luck, you guys. 575 00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:27,685 Oh, thanks, guys. 576 00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:28,970 Stop, you know what? Stop. 577 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:29,994 To Andre. 578 00:18:30,114 --> 00:18:32,240 I planned this whole weekend. 579 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,757 - Hey, Taco, you want a ring tone? - Yeah. 580 00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:35,893 Andre is your champion! 581 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,328 Yeah, that's not gonna sell. 582 00:18:37,395 --> 00:18:39,830 Ooh, can you make that straw noise again? 583 00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,699 No. No, no, no, no, no. 584 00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:42,733 You guys don't get it. 585 00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:43,701 You don't get it. 586 00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:45,571 I don't care what you guys say. 587 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:51,144 So watch out, world, because I... am... a champion! 588 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:55,727 And this year, you're all gonna get And-raped! Whoo! 589 00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:57,085 That made me feel ill. 590 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:58,784 I'm gonna go use the bathroom upstairs. 591 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,496 Why don't you just go to the bathroom right here? 592 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:03,598 Oh, did they replace all the liquid soap with conjunctivitis? 593 00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:05,201 How long have you known me? 594 00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:07,698 Oh, oh! Ambrosia! Get up here and dance with me! 595 00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:10,667 I'm a champion, you're a champion... come on! 596 00:19:10,787 --> 00:19:12,884 Yeah! Whoo! 597 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:15,618 I got the trophy. I got the girl. 598 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,554 Oh, shit, this is my jam! 599 00:19:17,674 --> 00:19:18,869 What? No, get out of here, man. 600 00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:20,104 ♪ What?! Ooh, ooh! ♪ 601 00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:21,296 Get him out of here! 602 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,872 He's rich, I've got a huge dick... let's do this! 603 00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:26,503 No! No! We're not gonna... No, no! Get out of here! 604 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,026 You get out of here! You get out of here! 605 00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:30,915 Bump stuff with me... chicks dig it when dudes kiss and bump stuff. 606 00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:33,317 No, we're not gonna kiss... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 607 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:36,954 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... (all gasp) 608 00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:40,591 (yelling in pain) 609 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,556 Aah! I'm inside me! 610 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:44,749 Oh, my God. 611 00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:46,111 I just struck gold. 612 00:19:46,231 --> 00:19:47,498 Oh, my God, is he okay? 613 00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:51,207 (whimpering) 614 00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:52,751 Well, you know what they say, guys. 615 00:19:52,871 --> 00:19:55,243 What happens in Vegas stays in Andre. 616 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,334 Oh, hello. 617 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,411 God, you're beautiful. 618 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:07,573 Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you "I'm Inside Me." 619 00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:10,988 Taco, what...? 620 00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:12,289 I'm inside me! 621 00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:15,859 ♪ I'm inside me the best place to be Like Sinead O'Connor ♪ 622 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:18,629 ♪ Nothing compares to me I'm the best of the best ♪ 623 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:19,930 ♪ So why bother with the rest? ♪ 624 00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:22,600 ♪ Wine and dine myself just to get myself undressed ♪ 625 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:26,370 ♪ Tell me where I be I'm inside me! Aah! 626 00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:29,073 ♪ I'm inside me! I'm like a bed without sheets ♪ 627 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,843 ♪ No one can cover me and I'm a lover, baby and my love is me ♪ 628 00:20:32,911 --> 00:20:36,814 ♪ Tell me where I be... I'm inside me! Aah! ♪ 629 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:40,517 ♪ I'm inside me! Bald, white Dr. Dre Who found out the hard way ♪ 630 00:20:40,585 --> 00:20:44,488 ♪ Tell me where I be I'm inside me... Aah! ♪ 631 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:45,657 I'm inside me... 632 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:46,323 Too soon. 633 00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:49,757 (groans): Oh, got Reggie Wayne in the fourth, and then 634 00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:53,163 worked it and got Miles Dawson in the fifth. Oh! 635 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:55,079 Oh, Montario Hardesty. 636 00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:57,134 Chose that one purely based on name. 637 00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:01,015 Then went back, did some research... psyched I got him! 638 00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:03,640 And then I snuck a little Eli Manning in there. 639 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,676 That goddamn mouth-breathing dummy. 640 00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,077 Oh, Ruxin! 641 00:21:07,145 --> 00:21:08,212 (yelling) 642 00:21:08,332 --> 00:21:10,327 That's disgusting, Ruxin! 643 00:21:10,447 --> 00:21:11,353 Come on. 644 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:13,588 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? 645 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,354 - I don't think so. - No. Mm-mm. 646 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,029 No, don't take a picture of me! Come on! 647 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,328 Racist lions don't like playing the game. 648 00:21:23,396 --> 00:21:25,598 Yesterday the game was to eat a lot of yogurt. 649 00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:28,104 President Andrew Jackson? 650 00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:30,925 - Yeah, who else would Old Hickory be? - Really nice. 651 00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:31,999 How we doing, gentleman? 652 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,563 Doing great. How are you? 653 00:21:33,614 --> 00:21:35,421 Doing great. Listen, I got a question for you. 654 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:39,077 The code, those hand signals, the snapping... what's going on here? 655 00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:41,462 We don't tolerate counting cards. 656 00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:42,660 No, we're not counting cards. 657 00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:44,116 No, we're just playing a game, sir. It's just... 658 00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:46,051 Oh, okay, a game. I like games. 659 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,291 Why don't you explain the rules of the game to me, then? 660 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,742 I think we'd all love to hear the rules of the game. 661 00:21:52,924 --> 00:21:56,685 Uh... it's a verbal game that involves snap... 662 00:21:56,805 --> 00:21:58,724 Sir...we're counting cards. 663 00:21:58,844 --> 00:21:59,594 Good night, gentlemen. 664 00:21:59,714 --> 00:22:01,433 No! No! 665 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,307 No, you would rather go to casino jail than tell me how this works? 666 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,074 Yeah, of course. 667 00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:05,975 No! 668 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:06,990 Whoo! 669 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:17,264 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 670 00:22:17,314 --> 00:22:21,864 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47923

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