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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,916 --> 00:00:04,184 (man) And yea, verily, doth it be decreed 2 00:00:04,319 --> 00:00:06,820 in Book Three, Chapter Three 3 00:00:06,922 --> 00:00:10,156 that the Catalyst did visit the Rulemakers, 4 00:00:10,292 --> 00:00:14,427 did consume fire, and in twilight's vision, 5 00:00:14,563 --> 00:00:17,664 sought the answer to the middle of the end... 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,167 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,842 Things are gonna get worse 8 00:00:29,978 --> 00:00:33,713 (phone ringing) 9 00:00:36,385 --> 00:00:39,519 - (phone continues ringing) - (muffled shouting) 10 00:00:39,621 --> 00:00:43,723 (muffled shouting and phone ringing continue) 11 00:00:58,173 --> 00:00:59,372 IDIOT! 12 00:01:02,444 --> 00:01:03,710 Dave, call the airline, 13 00:01:03,812 --> 00:01:06,046 and have my luggage re-re-routed back here 14 00:01:06,181 --> 00:01:08,048 and then sent to the company apartment. 15 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:09,949 I'm also gonna need some other things 16 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:11,551 for the company apartment. 17 00:01:11,653 --> 00:01:16,322 Um, toiletries, groceries, a TV, all the appliances. 18 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:18,658 And uh, 19 00:01:18,794 --> 00:01:20,727 probably going to need a winter coat as well. 20 00:01:39,081 --> 00:01:41,381 Hey Todd, is this a good time? 21 00:01:41,483 --> 00:01:42,882 No, Doug, not really, no. 22 00:01:42,984 --> 00:01:44,350 Okay, I can wait. 23 00:01:47,222 --> 00:01:49,122 - What is it, Doug? - Oh, is now a good time? 24 00:01:49,224 --> 00:01:50,990 I was doing a little sleuthing 25 00:01:51,126 --> 00:01:52,659 and did you know that the requisition form 26 00:01:52,761 --> 00:01:54,160 for the microwave has not... 27 00:01:54,262 --> 00:01:55,428 Jesus, Doug! 28 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,197 If I were to make a list of all my problems, 29 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:59,499 do you know where finding you a microwave would come? 30 00:01:59,601 --> 00:02:01,034 Third? No, second. 31 00:02:01,169 --> 00:02:02,535 Last. 32 00:02:02,637 --> 00:02:05,805 Just after getting every other human being on the planet a microwave! 33 00:02:05,907 --> 00:02:08,374 You know, I don't know what's happening. 34 00:02:08,477 --> 00:02:10,043 This isn't like me to mess up. 35 00:02:10,178 --> 00:02:12,078 I mean, this is like that dream I had 36 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,880 the night before I came here, 37 00:02:13,949 --> 00:02:15,515 except this is really happening. 38 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,150 Ha, this is rich. 39 00:02:17,252 --> 00:02:21,454 Big, bad, sexy Brent Wilts, scared of a little ghost. 40 00:02:22,858 --> 00:02:23,957 What'd you just say? 41 00:02:24,059 --> 00:02:25,458 I said "That's rich. 42 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:29,562 Big bad Todd Margaret scared of a little dream." 43 00:02:29,664 --> 00:02:31,998 Doug, just go away, all right? 44 00:02:32,134 --> 00:02:33,600 They're about to feed me to the lions 45 00:02:33,735 --> 00:02:36,202 and I'm sitting here, worrying about... 46 00:02:38,373 --> 00:02:40,173 (snaps fingers) That's it! 47 00:02:43,778 --> 00:02:45,311 Where's Mountford? 48 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:46,513 Where's Lord Mountford? 49 00:02:46,615 --> 00:02:47,714 Oh, he just left. 50 00:02:47,816 --> 00:02:50,416 But you can probably still catch him. 51 00:02:50,519 --> 00:02:55,555 Belinda, meet me at The Academic Society of Westminster in fifteen? 52 00:02:55,657 --> 00:02:57,423 Sorry to dump all this shit on you right now, 53 00:02:57,526 --> 00:02:59,592 but my 12:30 cancelled. 54 00:02:59,694 --> 00:03:00,793 Lord Mountford, sir! 55 00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:02,362 What if we take the crater 56 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:03,897 and instead of paying the costs to repair and fill it, 57 00:03:04,032 --> 00:03:06,366 we leave it, but use that money 58 00:03:06,468 --> 00:03:09,736 to create a beautiful, state-of-the-art amphitheater 59 00:03:09,804 --> 00:03:11,538 like the Roman Colosseum. 60 00:03:11,673 --> 00:03:14,674 A gift to Hertfordshire from Global National? 61 00:03:14,809 --> 00:03:17,243 That... 62 00:03:17,345 --> 00:03:18,645 could work. 63 00:03:18,827 --> 00:03:22,228 Get local MP Jeremy Stephenson on board. 64 00:03:22,364 --> 00:03:25,398 Call it the Jeremy Stephenson Theatre. 65 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,599 He's certainly a man who loves himself. 66 00:03:26,735 --> 00:03:28,835 He'll pull it off. 67 00:03:28,937 --> 00:03:32,605 That's more like it, Margaret. 68 00:03:32,707 --> 00:03:34,807 I'll call the boy, have a meeting arranged. 69 00:03:37,646 --> 00:03:39,512 Oh, sir, I've just received word. 70 00:03:39,648 --> 00:03:41,447 You are to meet with Jeremy Stephenson this afternoon 71 00:03:41,549 --> 00:03:42,682 in the Houses of Parliament. 72 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:45,788 Wow, that was surprisingly quick. 73 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,490 You might be overqualified for this job. 74 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,459 Well, my father told me I need to understand 75 00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:51,127 every single aspect of this company 76 00:03:51,229 --> 00:03:52,662 if I'm to run the place one day. 77 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:54,397 (chuckling) Did he now? 78 00:03:54,532 --> 00:03:57,333 Did he also explain that this is a cutthroat business 79 00:03:57,469 --> 00:03:59,869 and you're gonna have to shit on a lot of people to get there? 80 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:01,337 Several times. 81 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,206 All right, send the guy a fruit basket, right? 82 00:04:03,341 --> 00:04:05,475 - Butter him up. - And... and... and if I may, 83 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,210 you might want to shave first. 84 00:04:07,312 --> 00:04:08,444 It is Westminster. 85 00:04:08,546 --> 00:04:09,846 Oh yeah, good call. 86 00:04:09,981 --> 00:04:11,547 Also, that Alice Bell woman's calling again. 87 00:04:11,649 --> 00:04:13,983 - She's on line two. - Oh, I don't have time for that. 88 00:04:14,085 --> 00:04:15,184 Oh, what should I tell her? 89 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:16,452 Tell her to call my cell. 90 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:18,388 Okay, does she have your number? 91 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:19,856 Nope! 92 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:21,190 Very good. 93 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:26,947 (Dave) Oh! 94 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,382 You shaved off the goatee. 95 00:04:28,484 --> 00:04:30,050 Yeah, you just said shave it. 96 00:04:30,152 --> 00:04:32,953 Well, I meant more of a kind of tidy up. 97 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,621 But it looks good! 98 00:04:34,723 --> 00:04:36,557 Very... 99 00:04:36,659 --> 00:04:38,959 parliamentary, my dear Watson. 100 00:04:39,094 --> 00:04:41,061 Oh, you may want to try this one on, sir, 101 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:42,896 I believe the size should be correct. 102 00:04:42,998 --> 00:04:45,365 Whoa, my God, you're thorough. 103 00:04:46,836 --> 00:04:48,902 Yes, indeed, ha! 104 00:04:49,004 --> 00:04:50,370 Stitched you up quite nicely! 105 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:51,772 I'm impressed, Dave. 106 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:54,174 You might be the world's best... 107 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,210 Director of Strategy, whatever it is. 108 00:04:56,312 --> 00:04:58,512 Maybe your dad's not so full of crap, huh? 109 00:04:58,647 --> 00:04:59,880 It's just after 1, yes, 110 00:04:59,982 --> 00:05:02,349 I believe he should empty by now. 111 00:05:02,451 --> 00:05:04,184 Selfie with the world's best boss! 112 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,220 All right, I don't like, okay... 113 00:05:06,322 --> 00:05:07,721 Great, that's enough. That's good. 114 00:05:07,823 --> 00:05:10,190 - Where's the cab? - Oh, downstairs, sir. 115 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:11,959 Also, I have put together 116 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,261 a little information pack for you on Jeremy Stephenson, sir. 117 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:17,097 Very good and you don't have to keep calling me "sir". 118 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:18,398 I don't need all that formality. 119 00:05:18,501 --> 00:05:20,300 Yes, mate sir. 120 00:05:20,436 --> 00:05:22,536 All right, just "mate," "Todd,"... Both are fine. 121 00:05:22,638 --> 00:05:24,505 Todd, interesting new wrinkle. 122 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:26,273 It's Mr. Margaret. 123 00:05:26,408 --> 00:05:28,308 Mr. Margaret, interesting new wrinkle. 124 00:05:28,477 --> 00:05:31,178 In my sleuthifications, I discovered many charges 125 00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:33,313 to Mr. Wilt's credit card... now cancelled... 126 00:05:33,449 --> 00:05:36,183 All going to one Peppermint Fingerbangs. 127 00:05:36,285 --> 00:05:37,384 In following up, 128 00:05:37,486 --> 00:05:39,052 it seems he met with a mystery man. 129 00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:40,521 Medium build, goatee... 130 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:41,688 Okay, you know what? 131 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,156 Do call me Todd... (nervous chuckle) 132 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:46,960 Doug, I know how important this microwave is to you. 133 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,595 We have been without a microwave 134 00:05:48,697 --> 00:05:49,997 for almost six weeks. 135 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,698 I know, that's what... what? 136 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,434 Did... you didn't just say six weeks? 137 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,169 SIX weeks? 138 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,838 I thought it was one week. 139 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,039 Oh, my God! 140 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,340 I'm so sorry. 141 00:06:00,442 --> 00:06:01,975 I had no idea. I had no... 142 00:06:02,077 --> 00:06:04,378 God, these sons of bitches! 143 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,179 Oh, Doug, they're gonna pay for this. 144 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,814 Oh, those mother... 145 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,116 Why? 146 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:11,018 Why would they do that? 147 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,920 I'm so sorry, I had no idea. 148 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:15,956 That's, that's like Guantanamo Bay shit! 149 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:17,591 Okay, you know what we gotta do? 150 00:06:17,693 --> 00:06:20,193 I just need Mr. Wilts to sign the requisition form. 151 00:06:20,329 --> 00:06:22,062 Of course you do. Of course! 152 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,731 Oh, my God, okay, I... 153 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,466 I can't do that. I can't... 154 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:28,702 No, I have to, I... All right, here's what we're gonna do. 155 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:33,140 Doug, you need to find Brent Wilts, okay? 156 00:06:33,242 --> 00:06:34,741 Forget what you're working on now. 157 00:06:34,843 --> 00:06:36,009 Forget about all this stuff 158 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,345 and just make that your top priority, okay? 159 00:06:38,447 --> 00:06:40,747 We've got to get this microwave! 160 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:42,583 Doug Whitney is on the case! 161 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:45,252 Okay, great. And Doug, when you do find him, 162 00:06:45,354 --> 00:06:46,753 don't talk to him, don't engage him, 163 00:06:46,855 --> 00:06:49,890 just report immediately back to me, and me only, okay? 164 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:53,794 Let's keep this under Sherlock and key. 165 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,095 Sher... Sherlock and key. 166 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:57,431 Lock and key. Sher-lock and key. 167 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:03,837 (cell phone rings) 168 00:07:08,978 --> 00:07:10,477 Hello? 169 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,212 You're never going to guess what happened to me. 170 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,513 How did you get my... ? 171 00:07:13,616 --> 00:07:14,915 I gotta call you back, 172 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,917 Look, I've had, hands down, the shittiest morning. 173 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,118 Well, I doubt that. 174 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,519 Look, Alice, I'm super busy, 175 00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:20,954 I really don't have time to play 176 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:22,656 a who had the worst morning contest with you. 177 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:23,857 Oh well, I can help you then. 178 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,492 It was me! 179 00:07:25,594 --> 00:07:26,893 Anyway, that's not why I'm calling. 180 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,662 It's about the license for the garden party. 181 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:31,832 Do they not teach the meaning of the word "busy" in England? 182 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:34,501 No! But they do teach the meaning of "giant arsehole"! 183 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:35,736 Oh, heh heh, 184 00:07:35,838 --> 00:07:38,038 Alice, I've got a license for you. 185 00:07:38,173 --> 00:07:39,906 - Really? Because I don't... - Yeah. 186 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:42,743 It's a license for you to fuck off... I'm busy. 187 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:44,277 Wha... ?! 188 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,881 Wow, you, Todd Margaret, are a charmless prick. 189 00:07:47,983 --> 00:07:49,950 I was actually calling to tell you that you don't have to bother 190 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:51,752 because we've moved it, so I don't need it anymore, 191 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:53,353 you giant arsehole. 192 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:54,621 Yeah, all right, great. 193 00:07:54,723 --> 00:07:56,456 Anywhere here is good. 194 00:07:58,861 --> 00:08:02,596 (Big Ben bells chiming) 195 00:08:06,535 --> 00:08:09,703 (chimes booming the hour) 196 00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:16,076 197 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,009 Hello? 198 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:52,112 Mr. Stephenson? 199 00:08:52,214 --> 00:08:53,880 Oh, good. 200 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,887 201 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,992 Mister... 202 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:08,662 Stephenson... Jesus! 203 00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:11,198 204 00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:24,377 Phew, that was a good one. 205 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,549 (deaf man) My name, Russ. 206 00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:31,718 Oh, my God, you're all deaf. 207 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,386 What kind of freak show is this? 208 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,555 This is my worst nightmare coming true. 209 00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:43,396 Cumberland Heights. 210 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,432 I gotta write this shit down. 211 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:46,867 Okay, okay, okay, uh, 212 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:48,668 The MP who jerked himself off... 213 00:09:48,771 --> 00:09:51,104 to death, I should... "to death," 214 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:53,140 The deaf group, the deaf group. 215 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,075 Okay, what else? Uh, the poppy lady. 216 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,811 Oh and the, the rugby guys, the rugby, rugby. 217 00:09:57,913 --> 00:09:59,312 Thunder Muscle, of course. 218 00:09:59,414 --> 00:10:00,614 Dave, Alice, 219 00:10:00,716 --> 00:10:02,849 I get sent to London by Brent Wilts. 220 00:10:02,985 --> 00:10:06,019 That's crazy, I mean, look, all this shit is coming true. 221 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,288 'Cause in the dream... 222 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,857 I destroy the world. 223 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:13,160 I, I de... I dest... 224 00:10:13,295 --> 00:10:15,061 Okay, enough, this is crazy. 225 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,296 Here you go, mate, Cumberland Heights. 226 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,798 Oh, thank you. 227 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,266 OH MY GOD! 228 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,302 229 00:10:22,471 --> 00:10:24,471 Oh, you meant the nice one. 230 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:31,620 Okay, calm down, calm down. 231 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:34,222 I'm being sil... 232 00:10:35,192 --> 00:10:36,491 Huh, good. 233 00:10:36,627 --> 00:10:37,692 Oh! Dream journal. 234 00:10:37,794 --> 00:10:39,361 Okay. 235 00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,429 So... 236 00:10:41,565 --> 00:10:42,631 Oh yeah! 237 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:46,134 In the dream, Fanny dies. 238 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:51,039 (call ringing through) 239 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:52,607 (Stephanie) Hey honeybear! 240 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,209 - Hey! - I miss you. 241 00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:56,478 Fanny is doing great by the way. 242 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:58,113 - She's a great cat! - Oh! 243 00:10:58,248 --> 00:11:00,615 That's actually one of the reasons I was calling. 244 00:11:00,717 --> 00:11:03,084 Nah, why? What did you hear? 245 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,753 Nothing. Why? 246 00:11:04,855 --> 00:11:06,121 What do you mean, what did I hear? 247 00:11:06,223 --> 00:11:09,057 I mean, oh, oh, ha ha, I love this cat! 248 00:11:09,159 --> 00:11:10,492 She's licking me! Ah ha ha! 249 00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:11,693 Aww! 250 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:13,295 Hey, so listen, 251 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:15,230 remember I told you about that crazy fucked-up dream 252 00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:16,932 where I come to London 253 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,533 and all the weirdness happens 254 00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:21,203 and then at the end, I, I blow up the world? 255 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,873 - Yeah. - Well, all these aspects of it are coming true. 256 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:28,410 Or, or, at least, like uh, y'know, appearing, 257 00:11:28,512 --> 00:11:29,644 in real life, I mean. 258 00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,079 I... It's nuts. 259 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,215 I told you! You have to write the dream journal. 260 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,883 I know, I know! I... I... I... I'm doing it! 261 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,118 I, I just, wish I could remember it all. 262 00:11:37,221 --> 00:11:38,887 Yeah, well, you just have to recreate it. 263 00:11:39,022 --> 00:11:41,056 - That's what Professor Tillman says. - Recreate it? 264 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,358 How do I recreate a dream? 265 00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:44,593 A dream is just a response 266 00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:46,127 to the previous day's stimuli. 267 00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:48,964 So, everything you did the night of the dream, 268 00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:50,565 you replicate in the exact same way. 269 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,033 Todd... 270 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:56,571 - in your dream, was Fanny in it? - Good point. 271 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:58,006 Yes, that's one of the reasons I was calling 272 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,841 besides to tell you how hot you are. 273 00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:01,209 What do you mean, "good point"? 274 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,845 Uh, 'cause in the dream Fanny dies. 275 00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:05,914 In like this really horrific way. 276 00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:07,682 Right in my kitchen. 277 00:12:07,818 --> 00:12:10,318 So, I mean, you know, it's not all coming true. 278 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,120 That's a, a relief, huh? 279 00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:14,823 I was just being paranoid, I know, um... 280 00:12:15,859 --> 00:12:17,726 What do you thi... Hello? 281 00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,995 Steph, Stephanie? Hello? 282 00:12:20,897 --> 00:12:21,997 (sighs) 283 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,099 - (doorbell rings) - Oy. 284 00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:26,568 This one? 285 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,769 (cat meows) 286 00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:30,572 We're all gonna die. 287 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,276 Oh, hello! 288 00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:35,577 You must be the new tenant. 289 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,878 That was fast. 290 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,079 Oh yeah, yeah, I am. 291 00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,649 Nice place, Mr... ? 292 00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:42,617 - Hush? - No. 293 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,719 Uh, sorry, Margaret. 294 00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:45,954 No, Todd Margaret. 295 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,255 Pam, Pam Woods. 296 00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:48,657 - You're American? - Yeah. 297 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:51,860 Pam's got a thing for Americans! 298 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,198 Oh! 299 00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh okay, yeah, thank God. 300 00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:00,869 Nothing works around here unless you're grounded. 301 00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:03,938 But once you're plugged in, you can charge whatever you like. 302 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,674 I've got two adaptors that work just fine. 303 00:13:05,809 --> 00:13:07,108 - But thanks... - That's it. 304 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,510 I've got to adapt. 305 00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:09,911 Brilliant! 306 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:12,280 (whispering to self) She was in my dream. 307 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,282 I think she was in my dream. 308 00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:16,818 I gotta recreate that dream. 309 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,520 Okay, what did I do? 310 00:13:18,622 --> 00:13:19,721 I had a beer. 311 00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:22,324 Uh, flipped through the TV. 312 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,959 (newsman on TV) And although it poses no imminent danger to us, 313 00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:27,395 scientists are cautioning the international community 314 00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:29,631 to delay all satellite launches 315 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,801 as the comet Phantasos makes its way closer to Earth. 316 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:35,537 - (channel changes) - Hudson Bear, Mike Moose! 317 00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:37,439 Come quick! It's so funny! 318 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:41,376 Those crazy marmots just stole the logger's lunch! 319 00:13:41,511 --> 00:13:44,679 He can't find it! L.O.L.! 320 00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,514 (announcer) ... In over 30 exciting colors! 321 00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:49,751 At Dreamz Mattresses you'll "sleep, perchance to dreamz" 322 00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:51,286 with a zed! 323 00:13:51,388 --> 00:13:53,521 Get thee to Dreamz Mattresses... or don't! 324 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:54,889 - We deliver! - Okay. 325 00:13:54,991 --> 00:13:56,391 (TV clicks off) 326 00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:59,394 Now to have an unpleasant amount of Indian food. 327 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:05,930 _ 328 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,154 _ 329 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,564 _ 330 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:19,465 _ 331 00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,586 _ 332 00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,287 _ 333 00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:33,088 _ 334 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:39,089 _ 335 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:49,390 _ 336 00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:08,551 _ 337 00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,380 (bell on door jingles) 338 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,449 - Good evening, sir. - Oh, I don't need that. 339 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:15,951 I already know what I want. 340 00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:19,855 Uh, to start, I'll have, uh, four... 341 00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:21,890 Sir? 342 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:26,028 Uh, sorry, no, uh, yes, so, uh, yup, four Kingdom ales. 343 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:29,298 Uh, garlic naan, cheese naan, three orders of papadum... 344 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,667 No, uh, yes, three orders of papadums, 345 00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:33,302 but two Kingdom ales, two Pressburgs. 346 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,836 How many more people are coming? 347 00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:37,039 - None, it's just me. - Oh. 348 00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,341 But wh... wh... where you going? 349 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:40,542 I'm going to place your order. 350 00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:42,010 I haven't finished ordering yet. 351 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:44,546 Uh, lamb rogan josh. Not very good. 352 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,748 Two chicken kormas, which usually I can't have 353 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,717 'cause my cat's allergic to nuts. 354 00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:51,219 A Korang boatmans curry, two saag paneer, 355 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:55,223 aloo palak, uh, that... whatever it is... biryani rice, 356 00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:56,792 I can't pronounce it. That should be good... 357 00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:58,493 No... two appetizer samplers. 358 00:15:58,595 --> 00:15:59,695 And onion bhajis. 359 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,797 So there are others joining you? 360 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:04,499 Oh, I wish! I can't eat all this by myself, are you kidding? 361 00:16:04,635 --> 00:16:07,469 I, uh, it must seem strange that I'm ordering all this food. 362 00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,837 Hm, not at all. 363 00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:10,339 We've had Americans in here before. 364 00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,541 I'm just trying to recreate a dream. 365 00:16:12,643 --> 00:16:13,775 That's weird, huh? 366 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:15,210 Not at all. 367 00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:17,212 We've had Californians in here before. 368 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:22,217 Ah, this isn't right. 369 00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:24,186 Something's... 370 00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:26,054 something's not right. 371 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:27,356 I mean, the food's right. 372 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,194 That's it, it's the table. It's where I am... Ma'am! 373 00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:34,062 Yeah, uh, there's something else. 374 00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,897 I believe that's everything you ordered. 375 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,400 No, no, no, we were sitting by the toilet. 376 00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,702 I need to be sitting over there where that sad woman is. 377 00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:43,538 So, yeah, give me a hand here, please. 378 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:46,475 Guys! You wanna help out? 379 00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,877 Hi, Todd Margaret, do you mind? 380 00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:51,780 No, no, no, not at all. 381 00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:56,818 Uh, what are you doing? 382 00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:58,754 I didn't think I was gonna have company. 383 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,555 Uh, you don't. 384 00:17:00,657 --> 00:17:03,291 I'm sorry, you're definitely not the woman of my dreams. 385 00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:04,860 Wait a minute. 386 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:09,164 Stand up, turn around. 387 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,468 All right, no, thanks, go back over there. 388 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,903 We'll do a swap. 389 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:18,774 Get her a, get her a papadum on the, on the house! 390 00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:20,909 I didn't say stop. 391 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,244 Stop. 392 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,649 Do you know if Wilts is home? 393 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,651 It doesn't matter. 394 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,970 That's why we had to surrender our keys, 395 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:34,222 along with everything else when we joined up. 396 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,390 I was wondering about that. 397 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:37,993 Gah, makes total sense now! 398 00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,529 Yeah, this, uh, this could take a while. 399 00:17:40,631 --> 00:17:43,665 Oooh! All these fudging boxes. 400 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,301 Hey, go fetch the other trolley. 401 00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,772 (Todd) More beer. 402 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,944 (sighs heavily) 403 00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:58,580 Not too late, am I? Are you still serving? 404 00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:00,115 What do you think? 405 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:02,117 I'm sorry? 406 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:04,152 It's nearly 10, douchebag. 407 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,154 I don't know the hours here offhand. 408 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,657 And what's the matter with your phone? 409 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,459 - Well... nothing. - Oh, so then, 410 00:18:10,561 --> 00:18:12,561 you could have used it to call and find out then, huh? 411 00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:15,914 Yeah, but you see, I only just this minute got out of work, 412 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,115 and was hungry. 413 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:18,467 (angrily) Yeah, I'm hungry too! 414 00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:19,668 This food's been sitting here! 415 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,703 We got Karang boatmans curry! 416 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,171 You're the only one who eats that! 417 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,941 Don't "Todd" me! Uh! 418 00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:30,378 I, I don't know what Karang Boatman's curry is. 419 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,214 Well, you're here now, Mark. 420 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,648 Just sit down. 421 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:35,250 It's Gregory. 422 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,553 But... s'pose I... 423 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,555 I could join ya! (chuckling) 424 00:18:40,691 --> 00:18:42,991 All right, that's the argument taken care of. 425 00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,459 Sit! Eat! Enjoy! 426 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,796 Yeah, great, all right. 427 00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:50,599 (crunching loudly) 428 00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:57,239 Mmm, mmm, dig in! 429 00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:00,609 More beer, beer for him. 430 00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:09,184 (Todd) No, I don't like that, that's right, I didn't eat that. 431 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:10,619 Got any shots? 432 00:19:10,721 --> 00:19:13,021 What are you, sambucca? Sambuccas! 433 00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,991 Lot of beer to drink before we smoke that weed. 434 00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:22,164 That was undelicious. 435 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:26,268 Now to have sex, right. 436 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:31,940 (Todd) Excuse me, lady, don't take this the wrong way, 437 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:35,810 but am I too drunk to have sex with you? 438 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:39,114 You are a pig! 439 00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:40,949 Well, you did take that the wrong way 440 00:19:41,051 --> 00:19:42,651 'cause I just really have to get to the point 441 00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:44,953 where I can jerk off into a T-shirt. 442 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,357 I'm not paying for that, I'm not paying for that. 443 00:19:50,394 --> 00:19:51,493 Guys! 444 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:52,694 You gotta... 445 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,196 Get your ladies in line. 446 00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:59,701 All right, knock off some of this naan bread on my check. 447 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:01,102 I didn't bring my wallet. 448 00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:02,537 Lady put a br... 449 00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:06,441 Bread, put bread on me... Not paying! 450 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:14,549 (envelope tearing) 451 00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:22,224 All right, let's get to this next part. 452 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,458 Uhh... 453 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,360 Oh yeah! 454 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,462 Nailed it. (sighs) 455 00:20:28,732 --> 00:20:30,198 Finish this. 456 00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:38,974 (slurring) That oughta help me get going, where I need to go. 457 00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:44,412 Good night, London, wherever you are. 458 00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:47,148 It's time to... 459 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:51,920 recreate the dream to save the world. 460 00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:54,489 (man's voice) Previously on 461 00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:56,891 "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret"... 462 00:20:56,994 --> 00:21:00,729 463 00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:08,069 "Life is Sweet" If you know what I mean 464 00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,672 Without reservation 465 00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,674 Life's too sweet 466 00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:14,676 A real sensation 467 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:17,212 Can't control myself 468 00:21:17,314 --> 00:21:19,814 Anticipation 469 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:23,251 Things are gonna get worse 470 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:27,389 (animals eating, growling, squawking) 471 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:30,331 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 472 00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:34,931 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33281

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