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(man) And, yea, verily doth it be decreed
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in Book Three, Chapter One that
the one known as The Catalyst
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would awaken from his slumber
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and take flight across land and sea.
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Thus would begin the beginning of the end.
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(Life is Sweet)
Life is short
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And the days are long
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I gotta get right
back but I don't belong
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Life's so sweet it's a good thing that it's gone
- (Todd Margaret) Steph...
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Steph, where are those adaptors I set out?
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Last night's dream: I had a
dream that I was arranging shoes
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on a shoe rack and in the dream
I knew that the shoes were mine.
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Steph, where're those adapters I
set out? And then this light went out
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and I couldn't find my
way out of the closet
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and then there was like
this big banging noise, too.
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Steph the adapters?
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... There was this big banging noise.
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I... I think that the
dream was actually about
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the impending comet that's
been all over the news...
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Hey, there's no peanuts in there right?
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- Fanny can't have pean...
- No.
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Of course there's no
peanuts in there Todd, c'mon.
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Alright, I'm just checkin'.
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So, new rule, no Indian
food after ten o'clock.
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Oh man.
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And other new rule,
don't invite Mark Boylan.
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That douche is always late.
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How're you feeling this morning?
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You were pretty drunk last night.
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Yeah, but not too drunk to, uh...
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make you happy...
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Really?
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None times?
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Oh yes...
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I did in my dream, though.
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And since you're into all that dream crap
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that should count for something, right?
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Oh, God... Stephanie,
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I have to tell you
about last night's dream.
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It was crazy, super crazy.
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I... I... I was completely
different, right?
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I looked different and, uh,
and Brent Wilts was in my dream.
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Oh, and your dad, except he
was my dad and he was alive.
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Uh, Jon Hamm, Fucking
Jon Hamm was in my dream.
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I wish fucking Jon Hamm was in my dream.
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Oh yeah, I had to go to
the Houses of Parliament.
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In... the dream was in
England, like I was in...
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It was just... just weird.
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Weird, weird, weird.
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Dreams can have a lot of hidden meanings.
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You should try to remember
as much as possible
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and write it down.
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Huh, yeah...
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Dream analysis is a well respected science.
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That is a universally acknowledged fact!
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Oh, sure, yeah just ask any ghost or fairy
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- they'll tell you the same thing.
- Hey!
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Google LaBerge and De Grac?a asshole!
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Alright, okay, sorry.
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I don't want to have this argument again.
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I'm just a little wound up
'cause of this stupid trip.
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- I never should have sent Brent Wilts in the first place.
- (horn honking)
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Your car's here.
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Look, Steph, when I get back
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we're going straight to Big Sur, okay.
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Just the two of us.
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It's gonna be great!
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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It'll be... that'll be really great.
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You're right, it's just a
short trip and, you know,
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it's not like it'll be
the end of the world.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah and London's nice.
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Eh, it's not that nice.
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Okay... I think that's it.
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Okay, look, see you in a week, huh?
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Alright, don't forget
to please come around,
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make sure Fanny is fed.
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- All that.
- Yes.
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- Got it.
- See you next week, Fanny!
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Miss you already!
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(chatter)
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(conveyor clicks)
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(sighing) Nice.
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(beeping) Brent Wilts... Todd Margaret.
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That's right, I'm in London.
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The last place on earth I want to be.
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Well, North Korea is the last
place on earth I want to be
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but, listen shit bucket,
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Turgid sent me over here
to clean up your mess.
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What's the deal, man?
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What the hell happened to you?
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It's all good though, just
give me a call back, alright.
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Come on, I wanna get
stinky drunk and nuts deep
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in some of that nasty British pussy.
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I need that back by morning...
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Alright, man, give me a call, bye.
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(number pad clicking)
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Yeah... this is Todd Margaret, room 46,
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wanted to order some room service...
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It... it's not even eleven o'clock!
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Well, I... No, I don't want
a kebab, and even if I did,
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I... I don't have clothes,
so I can't go out...
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That's the same thing as a
kebab with different breading!
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Jesus Christ!
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(creaking, sighing)
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London, the city that always sleeps...
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(banging)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh... excellent.
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There we go...
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Perfect
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Can I help you with something?
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Uhh...
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Did you get lost on your
way to the Playboy Mansion?
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The airline lost my luggage
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and I sent my only suit to get dry cleaned
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and I can't go getting
a kebab looking like this
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and, y'know, I haven't eaten all day
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and the Nazis at the front desk
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wouldn't even let me order a club sandwich.
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Well, I don't think you
can call them Nazi's.
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I mean they don't deserve that.
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No, okay, sorry.
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I'm jet-lagged, I haven't eaten all day.
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I'm really hungry and...
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Come on, I'll make you a sandwich.
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Yeah?
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Thank you! Todd, Todd Margaret.
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Alice, Alice Bell.
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Jesus, how strong are the
onions in this country?
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Huh?
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Ha... Excuse me, have have we met before?
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Um... I don't think so.
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Ohhave you been to The Molecule?
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What's that?
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Well, that's my flagship restaurant.
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This is just a satellite.
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Oh, oh... oh cool.
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What kind of food?
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Classic British.
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The thing you're supposed to
now-a-days of course is, y'know,
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serve Chinese and Thai and Lebanese
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but it's my restaurant so British only.
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Oh, yeah, that's cool.
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Oh that's it!
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You were in my dream last night.
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That is officially the worst
chat up line I have ever heard
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and I dated a Scientologist.
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No... no I'm being serious.
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I wasn't trying to hit on you.
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- I... I...
- Why? What's wrong with me?
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Uh, nothing, no.
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God, no, Alice!
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No, you're, uh, uh...
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Todd, it's okay, I'm just messing with you.
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Wow.
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This is, um, serious d?j? vu.
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Okay, I hope you don't
mind a low-fat version.
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No, that's fine.
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I could probably stand
to lose a few pounds.
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Huh, well I'll charge you then.
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Oh yeah, of course.
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- I didn't expect to get this...
- (laughing)
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No, I was just joking.
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Yeah, 'cause you said
'lose a few pounds' and...
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Oh, right... 'cause of the English money.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, I just, jet-lagged and...
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"Death by Chocolate A Recipe for Disaster?"
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Oh, we have the same problem in the States.
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Yeah, especially in the
South and the Midwest.
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- I mean it's killing us.
- Oh yeah?
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Yeah I mean, you know,
they are trying to pass laws
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and everything but you
can't legislate morality.
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What are you supposed to do?
Let 'em starve them to death.
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Well, you could outlaw
fried chicken for starters.
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Uh, I guess, sure, uh...
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Or even for entr?es.
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What?
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- You... you said... you... 'cause you said outlaw...
- Yeah?
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For starters and I was
like, "Oh, for entr?es?"
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- You know, starters like on a menu
- (beeping)
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- Oh yeah, right, yeah.
- ... and then entr?e...
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Your, uh, pounds joke was better.
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Okay, you just look away for a minute.
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(zapping)
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Okie dokey, here we go.
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Taa daah!
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One club sandwich!
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(siren blaring)
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Todd Margaret, brand awareness,
marketing consciousness.
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It's the third floor, yeah?
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Alright.
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(elevator dings)
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(sighs)
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(phone ringing)
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Hello everyone, I'm Todd Margaret...
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Hello, Mr. Margaret.
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I'm Vanessa Blojabditz.
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- Are you my assistant?
- Yes, sir.
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Although technically speaking
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I'm still Brent Wilts's assistant,
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however I can assist you
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if that assistance helps assist Mr. Wilts.
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'Cause you see I'm...
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Okay, where's Wilt's office?
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- This way, sir.
- Alright.
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Did you have a nice flight?
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Listen, I'm going to need the spread sheets
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from the last two quarters
of the A.I.P. account.
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And get me Ozmet Kardirim from
the Ankara office on the phone.
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Yes, sir, and you have a meeting
with creative at half past.
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Right.
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And no, I didn't have a good flight.
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I'm free balling it.
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Sir?
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The airline lost my luggage.
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Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that...
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Alright, I need underwear,
medium, open fly,
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tapered boxers.
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100 percent cotton
although some silk is fine
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just don't go over twenty percent
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or I'll have a hard-on all day.
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Socks, no more than two colors.
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One-eighth grade thick.
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Any more than that, I'll
have a hard-on all day.
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Look, see this?
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Same again, four times.
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Have them deliver to the hotel.
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Here are my sizes and
before you get too excited,
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that's my neck size.
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Alright, close the door behind you.
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(door closes)
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After you leave.
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Oh, right.
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(sighing)
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(Todd) Wilts...
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(Todd) Well, I'm American.
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What do you want me to do?
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Photocopy my passport and send it to you?
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Ozmet, just call the regulatory
commission in Brussels
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and figure it out... Okay?
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Jesus, you couldn't sell
condoms in a corner shop.
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(knocking) There he is!
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What has it been, three years?
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I'm surprised to see you
after that last episode.
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Hey, Doug.
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All I have to say is thank God you're here.
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And not just so that we can
finally get that new microwave.
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(laughing)
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(laughing continues)
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(laughter dies down)
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00:09:58,984 --> 00:10:01,317
Although, we do need a new microwave.
260
00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:02,619
You look different.
261
00:10:02,754 --> 00:10:04,587
Is it... your hair?
262
00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:05,955
No, are you taller?
263
00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:07,523
Oh, I don't know.
264
00:10:07,659 --> 00:10:09,525
I look pretty tall but my heels are high.
265
00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:10,793
Yeah, that's not it...
266
00:10:10,929 --> 00:10:12,762
I had my teeth whitened.
267
00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:13,763
That's it.
268
00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:15,064
Now, about the new microwave...
269
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,466
Doug, I really don't give a shit
270
00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:17,667
where you heat up your noodles, alright.
271
00:10:17,769 --> 00:10:18,801
I've got a lot to do.
272
00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,169
And what happened to Wilts?
273
00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:22,605
Oh, I wish that was
elementary my dear Watson.
274
00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,140
Oh, Jesus, I forgot about that.
275
00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:26,042
I was supposed to meet him
after work at a bar for a drink
276
00:10:26,144 --> 00:10:27,543
so that he could sign the requisition form
277
00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:28,745
for the new microwave.
278
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,079
Why would you meet him at a bar,
279
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,180
you work ten feet away from each other?
280
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:32,949
Well, I was hoping to juice him up
281
00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:34,984
so that he'd spring for the top of the line
282
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,322
Samchung Elite 4300 but he never showed up.
283
00:10:39,457 --> 00:10:42,792
So needless to say, we
are short one microwave.
284
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:44,560
As well as one Brent Wilts.
285
00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,896
But no need to worry, Doug
Whitney is on the case.
286
00:10:47,032 --> 00:10:48,298
(Sarcastic) Goody!
287
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,667
I made sure that the crime
scene, aka Brent's flat,
288
00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:54,804
remains undisturbed should some
follow up sleuthery be in order.
289
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:57,106
Okay, I think it's time to get creative.
290
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,708
Yes! Absolutely.
291
00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:02,278
Oh boy, uh, first I'll need some
fingerprint dusting powder...
292
00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,147
No, no, no, to the meeting.
293
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,281
With the creative department.
294
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,684
Oh, of course, of course.
295
00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,185
To the Dreamatorium!
296
00:11:09,321 --> 00:11:11,487
It's beach week!
297
00:11:11,623 --> 00:11:15,792
- (seagulls calling)
- Hey, everybody, this is Todd Margaret.
298
00:11:15,894 --> 00:11:19,696
Uh, Todd, this is Tess, Peter,
Cindy and Team Member Reggie.
299
00:11:19,798 --> 00:11:22,465
Oh, please, take a fun seat!
300
00:11:23,702 --> 00:11:24,667
No.
301
00:11:24,803 --> 00:11:25,902
Alright.
302
00:11:26,037 --> 00:11:27,270
Thunder Muscle, whattya got?
303
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,504
Excuse me?
304
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:29,906
Thunder Muscle... energy drink.
305
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:32,108
Commercial... whattya got.
306
00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:37,480
(indistinct chatter)
307
00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:40,416
- Uh, we didn't get that memo.
- What memo?
308
00:11:40,518 --> 00:11:41,985
- (Peter) About the name change.
- What are you talking about?
309
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:44,520
So, the name of the energy
drink is Lightning Strike.
310
00:11:44,656 --> 00:11:45,922
You said Thunder Muscle.
311
00:11:46,024 --> 00:11:48,124
I do like Thunder Muscle better though.
312
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:49,559
Breaking news... it is genius.
313
00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:50,827
Absolutely.
314
00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:51,995
I mean is it too late to change it?
315
00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:52,996
I don't know.
316
00:11:53,164 --> 00:11:54,430
Or care. Call legal.
317
00:11:54,532 --> 00:11:55,765
If they sign off on it that's fine.
318
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:56,833
Will do.
319
00:11:56,935 --> 00:12:00,436
Okay, so, here is the idea.
320
00:12:00,538 --> 00:12:03,072
We start close on a snooker table.
321
00:12:03,174 --> 00:12:06,342
Then we jib down, zoom in and do a pan push
322
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:10,046
to reveal our hero Steve
Davis about to make his shot.
323
00:12:10,181 --> 00:12:12,181
- Sw...
- Wait, wait, wait back up.
324
00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:13,383
Steve who?
325
00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:14,484
Steve Davis.
326
00:12:14,619 --> 00:12:15,785
Who the fuck is Steve Davis?
327
00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:16,886
Oh... Haha.
328
00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:18,688
He's a very popular snooker player.
329
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,523
He almost won "I'm A
Celebrity Get Me Out of Here."
330
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,892
(positive chatter about Steve Davis)
331
00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:24,827
He absolutely should
have, but he got cheated...
332
00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:26,729
(chatter continues)
333
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,698
Okay look...
334
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,266
I don't know who Steve Davis is,
335
00:12:30,402 --> 00:12:31,968
I don't know what "snooker" is...
336
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,270
Well, it's pronounced snooker.
337
00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:38,007
So, yeah, Steve takes
a sip of his Lightning...
338
00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:39,542
Thunder Muscle
339
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:43,913
and then focuses with
renewed energy and then...
340
00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,281
(thunder crashing)
341
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:47,784
... he makes the shot!
342
00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:49,986
343
00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:51,788
This makes a lot more sense now.
344
00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:53,122
Genius?
345
00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:59,295
(seagulls calling)
346
00:12:59,431 --> 00:13:00,480
- (beeping)
- (Vanessa) Sir?
347
00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:02,398
Vanessa, could you remind me
348
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,167
what's the name of this company again?
349
00:13:04,302 --> 00:13:05,868
Um, Global National.
350
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,971
Global National, oh, so it's
not, "Parochial National"
351
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:10,339
or small island National?
352
00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:11,908
No.
353
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,744
Ok and, um, could you remind
me how big is our fleet
354
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,447
of container ships that
continuously criss-cross
355
00:13:17,549 --> 00:13:19,782
international waters
moving billions of dollars
356
00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:22,218
worth of products to over 105 countries?
357
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,686
Oh, um, I don't have that info...
358
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:26,721
Alright, you get the point.
359
00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:28,656
We need somebody who is more
than the bonus round answer
360
00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:30,491
to a British pub quiz okay?
361
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,693
"Global" National.
362
00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,428
Think big!
363
00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:38,299
Nobody in Sao Paolo or wherever
cares about Dave Stevens.
364
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:39,567
Who's Dave Stevens?
365
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,335
Exactly, that's my point.
366
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:44,338
We need an international superstar.
367
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:45,706
A footballer!
368
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,375
I mean those guys'll sign
their name to anything.
369
00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:50,011
You can get Dave Beckham
ass oil for God's sake.
370
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,914
We need a hero... you know Lionel Messi,
371
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,883
uh, the guy from the
world cup, Tim Dempsey?
372
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:58,519
Brilliant.
373
00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,021
Which one?
374
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:04,025
The... second one?
375
00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:07,094
- (seagulls calling)
- Alright guys, this is a big deal.
376
00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:08,863
I've got a quarter of a million to spend
377
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,298
on the new face of Thunder Muscle.
378
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,265
I got a lot of shit to do.
379
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,401
Moving energy drink is
the least of it, alright.
380
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:14,902
Make this happen.
381
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:21,303
_
382
00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:23,245
No, thank you, Madam Chairwoman.
383
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:24,747
(speaking foreign language)
384
00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,419
Uhh, epi pen?
385
00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:33,956
(Peter) This just in Todd,
386
00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:35,657
a group of us are going
to The Hand and Cock
387
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,326
for some after work drinks and nibbles.
388
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,061
Guys, I'm only here for one more day.
389
00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:40,396
Let's not push it, huh.
390
00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:42,765
Sorry... Mr. Margaret,
391
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,466
I was able to get hold of
the most current records
392
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,802
for the container ship
question you were asking about,
393
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,837
um, there are, there are three subsidiaries
394
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,939
under the purview of Global National,
395
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,075
um, two of which are
headquartered in... in the...
396
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:55,711
in the Cayman Islands, um,
so if you are taking those
397
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:59,381
into account then it's,
uh, ninety eight in total.
398
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,985
But if you're not then
it's, sorry, um, seventy two.
399
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,486
So...
400
00:15:04,588 --> 00:15:05,788
Is there anything else I can help you with?
401
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:08,557
Yes, could you look up the definition
402
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,360
of the word rhetorical, please?
403
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:15,097
404
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:16,799
(chatter)
405
00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,367
Chef?
406
00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:21,904
(slurping)
407
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,306
Ugh.
408
00:15:24,408 --> 00:15:25,974
That jus is just too rich.
409
00:15:32,716 --> 00:15:35,084
(Alice) Nice of you to take
the trouble to dress for dinner!
410
00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:36,752
Oh hey, yeah.
411
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:39,021
Oh, no, well my, uh, my
robe's at the dry cleaners.
412
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:42,191
So I just had to wear this old thing.
413
00:15:42,326 --> 00:15:43,258
It's good to see you again.
414
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,827
Yeah, you too, I would have come...
415
00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:46,595
So... what'd you have?
416
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,597
I see you didn't finish
off your seafood platter...
417
00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:51,800
Oh no, I had the um,
deconstructed reconstructed
418
00:15:51,902 --> 00:15:54,503
steak and kidney pie
foam and the scampi dust
419
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,039
and it was fantastic but really...
420
00:15:57,174 --> 00:15:58,340
So no desert?
421
00:15:58,476 --> 00:15:59,741
I mean the kitchen's closed...
422
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,144
but y'know if you like
the look of anything,
423
00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:04,880
I'm sure I can whip something up for you.
424
00:16:04,982 --> 00:16:06,782
No, I'm not really a desert guy but thanks.
425
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,150
Really? Can't tempt you?
426
00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:09,751
No, I'm trying to be good.
427
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,488
Oh, because I can think
of ways to, you know,
428
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,389
burn off the extra calories.
429
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:15,958
If that's your worry.
430
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,760
Exactly what kind of dessert
are we talking about here?
431
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,028
Well, I was talking
about the chef's special.
432
00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:21,864
Yeah...
433
00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:26,835
Yeah and tonight it's a moist
upside down tart on a bed of...
434
00:16:26,971 --> 00:16:29,304
don't know what kind of
sheets they have here...
435
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,106
Egyptian cotton?
436
00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,308
Huhuh, is it?
437
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,879
Well, Alice you are a, uh, very attractive,
438
00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:42,351
um, very forthright, uh,
sexually proactive woman
439
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:43,886
but I have a girlfriend and...
440
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,755
she's great and I'm really into her.
441
00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:50,425
Yeah, she sounds great but maybe
can we talk about her later?
442
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:53,428
Yeah, sure.
443
00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:56,732
(straining) Madam... your jam!
444
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,534
(groaning)
445
00:16:58,636 --> 00:17:01,069
"Madam, your jam"?
446
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,738
I don't know where that came from?
447
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,772
I don't even like jam.
448
00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:04,806
(knocking)
449
00:17:04,909 --> 00:17:06,241
Go away!
450
00:17:06,377 --> 00:17:07,893
- You know Alice...
- (knocking)
451
00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:10,145
Wrong room!
452
00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:12,915
Alice, you know, you're awesome
453
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:15,584
and, uh, I would love
to stay in London longer.
454
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,586
I wish I could, but I'm
on a plane first thing
455
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,554
- in the morning...
- Oh...
456
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,322
There he is!
457
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,924
Todd Margaret.
458
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:24,226
Lord Mountford!
459
00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:26,595
Lord Mountford... Uh,
Mister Lord Mountford.
460
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,163
L... Lord Mister Mountford?
461
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:29,698
Is there a problem?
462
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,569
I received a call from Madame
Chairwoman Chai Xi Zheng,
463
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,538
she was quite happy with
the arrangement you made.
464
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,506
As am I.
465
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,740
Thank you, sir.
466
00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,742
Let me cut to the chase, I am aware
467
00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:42,144
you are due to leave tomorrow.
468
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:44,713
However, you need to stay here.
469
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:46,348
I'm very impressed with your work.
470
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:49,585
I want you to take over from Brent Wilts.
471
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,119
We'll set you up with the apartment,
472
00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:53,322
credit card all that shit.
473
00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,357
I can start you on a
hundred and twenty grand.
474
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:59,461
Well that is a very generous
offer, sir, but, um, uh,
475
00:17:59,597 --> 00:18:01,430
unfortunately the timing isn't the best.
476
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,632
Stay and see the launch
of Thunder Muscle through,
477
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,634
we'll take it from there.
478
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:08,403
Yeah, once again, I can't, I have to go...
479
00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:10,372
I'm sorry... I've just
realized what's going on here.
480
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,242
You think I'm asking you.
481
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:16,144
482
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,882
I know, I know it sucks but it's
only gonna be a week, at most,
483
00:18:20,985 --> 00:18:22,551
maybe... maybe ten days.
484
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:26,221
But... we could have cybersex?
485
00:18:26,357 --> 00:18:29,591
Give the NSA something to jerk off to?
486
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,193
Steph, it was a jo...
487
00:18:31,328 --> 00:18:34,997
I know you don't have internet
at Big Sur... hang on...
488
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,798
Cumberland Heights, huh...
489
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,533
Steph, just you go!
490
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:40,435
Enjoy it, recharge, y'know.
491
00:18:40,571 --> 00:18:42,070
How's Fanny doing?
492
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,673
(Stephanie) Don't,
"how's Fanny doing" me...
493
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:49,278
- Yes, yes! I'm here right now!
- (Fanny yowling)
494
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,846
This sucks Todd.
495
00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:53,181
You suck and your cat especially sucks.
496
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:58,754
Uh, it still reeks of Indian food in here.
497
00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:02,157
Fanny!
498
00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:04,159
Fanny!
499
00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:05,160
It's dinner ti...
500
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,895
(yowling)
501
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:12,267
Where's the epi pen...
502
00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,269
(yowling continues)
503
00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:17,172
(growling)
504
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,277
505
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,212
(gasping)
506
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:37,059
(playing on TV)
Oot and
Aboot with Hudson Bear!
507
00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:38,560
There's a land that I know...
508
00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:40,329
Jesus, Brent.
509
00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:43,165
That glistens in the
snow, so let us head forth
510
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,800
Towards the great white north
511
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,768
Our friends are pure and good
512
00:19:46,904 --> 00:19:48,804
In our perfect neighborhood
513
00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:50,672
-
We're oot and aboot
- I mean...
514
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,941
with Hudson Bea...
515
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:05,554
516
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:06,955
(woman) I don't know...
517
00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,156
But you think you can sell it?
518
00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,925
Your asking price is a bit high.
519
00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:11,760
- But, my bathroom is...
- Look, it's the whole thing...
520
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,728
It's dark.
521
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,429
It's claustrophobic.
522
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:18,133
This perfectly illustrates the
lunacy of modern day London.
523
00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,935
I'm going to have to
reevaluate everything...
524
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,374
Plus the character's all wrong.
525
00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:35,517
526
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:45,727
(sighing)
527
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:48,563
528
00:20:54,271 --> 00:20:56,371
(Life is Sweet)
If I know what I need
529
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:59,241
Without reservation
530
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:03,245
Life's just sweet a real sensation
531
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:08,383
Can't control myself anticipation
532
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:11,853
Things are gonna get worse
533
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,190
Yes, I'd like to find out
534
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:18,660
about booking Tim Dempsey
for a commercial, please.
535
00:21:18,796 --> 00:21:20,228
Yes, Tim as in Tim Howard,
536
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,031
Dempsey as in Clint Dempsey.
537
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,870
Yes, we'll provide wardrobe.
538
00:21:25,271 --> 00:21:26,971
Of course, we'll make him up.
539
00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:27,972
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