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Previously,
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on "The Increasingly Poor
Decisions of Todd Margaret"...
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Brent Wilts: Brent, I am not weak--
I am a strong, confident asshole.
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Hudson: To a delicious meal.
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Alice Bell: Oh, my god! Hudson,
I just got off the phone from "the Molecule."
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- You're hired.
- Really?
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I think this salad might be off.
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Doug Whitney: We have a few
questions for mr. Mountford.
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[ laughing ]
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Dave: Idiots!
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Do you know what would be fun tomorrow?
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If we followed them around for a bit.
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Todd Margaret: I'm not so sure
this is a good idea, guys.
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"In Which Todd Accidentally Learns a Secret and Brent and Doug Get Closer to Further From the Truth"
Original Air Date on January 27, 2012 [S02E04]
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== sync and corrected by Lisina ==
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Another? "Wipe the beans
off your j"-- Yeah, yeah.
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Huh?
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I didn't know Brent was jewish.
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Oh!
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[ door slamming ]
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Pam: Hey, mommy's home!
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What the f-- has happened here?
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What the--
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Baby formula? What the hell is that?
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Now, this is the last
Mountford on our list.
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I gotta say, I'm feeling kind of excited,
but mixed with a little bit of vulnerability.
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Mountford, you in there?
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Dorothy Mountford: Coming, dear.
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Hey, you wrinkled bitch,
where's Mountford?
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There's only me lives here.
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I'm Mountford--
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Dorothy Mountford.
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So, we finally meet.
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Brent, I'm fairly certain The D.
Mountford we're looking for is a man.
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Well, well, well, looks like we got some fuckin'
Mrs. Doubtfire shit goin' on here, is that it?
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'Cause guess what, dude?
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I've been fooled by better
looking cocks in frocks than you!
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You didn't even bother to
shave off your 'stache.
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I'm not a man, deary.
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Oh, aren't ya?
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Well, what's gonna happen
when I reach down here?
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I'm I gonna find me a
big old bag of balls?
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Madam, I fear there has been
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a grave misunderstanding.
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My...
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partner will apologize on my behalf.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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I am.
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Allow us to give you this free
complimentary phone charger, ma'am.
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[ knock at door ]
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Pam.
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Alice?
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Aren't you gonna invite me in?
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I didn't do anything.
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Wh-what didn't I do?
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Where have you been?
What've you been doing?
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- Noth-- I-- nothing.
- Todd!
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Okay, uh, I drove an
English truck up to Leeds,
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where I bought Butterscotch,
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and Dave had me join a
rugby game, but I didn't
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know the rules, so, they beat
me up, and then I ended up
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spending three days in a coma,
in the hospital, and then,
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when I woke up, I ran over an important liberal
with my wheelchair, and then I walked home.
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The end.
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Well, then, how did you find time
to get me a job at "the Molecule?"
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What?
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Who?
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Where?
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When?
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How?
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No, not "how"-- not "how."
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Todd, I know it was you!
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I mean, at-at first,
I thought it was Hudson,
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and then I saw the crates of Thunder
Muscle and I thought, "that's odd."
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But, you know, whatever.
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And then, later, I remember that the chef
said the man who recommended me for the job
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wasn't her type.
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She was talking about you, of course!
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I thought it was a
black and white thing,
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but it turns out, it was
just a gorgeousness thing.
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I-I-- she, you know, might have--
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Look, it's the package, really.
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It's the wh-- not the package,
but the-the overall sense of--
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You know, which you have
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a lot of, in-in a unique way.
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You know, I mean, you're very unique.
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You, um, and, um--
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It's a compliment, okay?
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Todd, why didn't you tell me?
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I thought if you knew that I
had something to do with it,
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then maybe, uh--
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But they treated you okay, huh?
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Yeah, yeah.
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They-they treated me
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like I was special.
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And you're okay with that?
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Yeah, of course.
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Okay, well, good, good.
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I mean, the Thunder Muscle
story would only go so far.
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So, I-I knew I had to
juice it up a little but.
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But, hey, wait a second. You're not--
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When you say "special," you don't mean
retarded. You mean special, like a princess?
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Which is...
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How you should be treated.
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Chuck Margaret: Hey, look,
kids, your mommy's back!
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Children: Oh!
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Hey!
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Why you got my kids done up like a
bunch of fairies, you perverted gnome?
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I got 'em cleaned up.
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Look, I got nicorette patches
on little Malibu there.
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Whoa, nanny McPhee!
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Thanks for that, but you've done your bit
and mommy's back now. You can piss off.
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What's the point of having a telly,
if you ain't gonna watch it?
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I know I'm not Hudson,
but I'm me, and, you know--
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That's a good thing.
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As such, because you are,
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Uh...
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Well, cupid,
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you've worked your magic again.
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Okay, I'll take it.
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There you go, old man.
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You can take those, as well.
They're quite shit.
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My work here is done.
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Anyway, you can understand
why I did what I did.
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Yeah, and, I mean,
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I'm a-I'm a bit confused now,
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because I-I think, you know,
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maybe I was wrong about you.
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Maybe you were.
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Breaking news.
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In Hertfordshire,
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renowned restaurant,
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la Molecule,
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has been quarantined
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by the national environmental
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agency, due to the suspected
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release of megathrax,
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the most lethal of all--
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Oh, no, my job!
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Uh-oh!
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What do you mean, "uh-oh?"
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I mean, uh-oh. The-the-the
TV fell over, by accident.
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What did you do?
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I've done nothing.
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What did you do?
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Okay, now I'm rememb--
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Okay, this probably, maybe,
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has something to do
with this, uh-uh, vial
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I took from the hospital lab,
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uh, that was over by the--
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Your dressing, which was
absolutely so delicious.
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What are you doing?
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Are you mental?
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I-I said, "possibly."
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Everything you touch turns to shit!
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You're-you're a pariah!
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Was just...
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trying to do the right thing.
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You know, your-your parents really
won the lottery when they picked you!
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All right, enough, enough.
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What do you mean, "picked me?"
That doesn't even make any sense.
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The adoption, Todd.
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Chuck deserves some sort of
reward for not giving you back!
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What are you talking about?
I wasn't adopted.
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You can't stop lying
for one minute!
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I'm not lying!
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I wasn't adopted!
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You're pathetic. What-- Chuck's
just a liar now, is he?
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My dad told you I was adopted?
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Ye--
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Yeah.
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Okay, this...
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this is crazy talk.
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What are you--
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I wasn't adopt--
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What did-- what did he say?
What did he say?
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Um...
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Uh, I-I don't know.
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I-- nothing!
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Just-- god, just ask him!
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Alice, I swear to you, I wasn't adopted!
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I think.
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Dad, dad, get out here, right now!
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What are you yelling about?
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I wanna speak to my dad.
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He's left, hasn't he?
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- Where to?
- I don't know.
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Your dad's a weird one,
though, isn't he?
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He likes taking little kids and
making 'em like they're his own.
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...Nation...
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Manhunt now on for Margaret.
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Todd: Mom, it's Todd.
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Um, can you call me when
you get up, please?
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Also, was I adopted?
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Bye.
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Who am I?
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Who are you?
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Daddy?
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[ siren blaring ]
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Doug: It seems we have exhausted
our list of Mountford's.
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Dorothy was our last one.
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Brent: Who is this guy?
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He's a cipher!
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Uh, he could be anywhere.
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[ cell phone ringing ]
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It's him. It's Mountford!
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- Pick it up.
- What?
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Don't be such a "p" word.
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Yes, hello,
Mr. Mountford, sir.
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Dave: Wilts, [ indistinct ].
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I will have your money for
you in four days, sir.
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Call Dave and have him trace this call.
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I'm sorry-- what's that, sir?
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Four days?
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I need it in three,
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or should I just pick it up
at your funeral?
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If you don't give me my
money within three days,
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you yankee doodle fuck-bucket,
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I'm gonna rip your balls off,
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then I'm gonna rip your cock off
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and I'm gonna play snooker.
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And Wilts, before you get a big head,
it's a tiny snooker table.
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Of course it is, sir.
Thank you.
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Wait-- hang on a minute.
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Hello, Todd's assistant, Dave, here.
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Hi, Dave, Doug Whitney here.
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Hi, mr. Whitney. What can I do for ya?
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Um, you were speaking earlier
about tracing phone calls.
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Oh, yeah, I'm standing in front of
my mobile trace tracker 3000, now.
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Oh, give me one second.
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Wilts, you mincing skid mark,
are you still there?
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Yes, sir.
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Um, keep him talking.
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Sir, uh, mr. Mountford,
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How's the family?
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Good, yeah?
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Uh, Dave?
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Yeah?
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C-can you trace this call right here?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Are you
within 20 meters of it?
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I am within 20 meters.
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And is there someone around that
you can hug and boost the signal?
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are you doing?
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It's for the signal.
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- It's hugging--
- No, don't!
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- Wilts!
- Yes, sir?
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No, I-I was just inquiring about
the-the precious little ones.
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What are you prattling
on about, you twat?
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You leave my kids out of this!
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- Mr. Whitney?
- Yes?
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I'm gonna put the
coordinates into the [ indistinct ]
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and the results should
be with you shortly.
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You freaking perv!
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What's it matter to you how my kids are?
257
00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:11,378
I've got half a mind to send Billy
the Cheese grater over there,
258
00:11:11,388 --> 00:11:12,515
pay you a little visit.
259
00:11:12,525 --> 00:11:13,525
Yes, sir!
260
00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:16,528
Mr. Whitney, you need to put it
on speaker phone for it to work.
261
00:11:16,538 --> 00:11:19,266
Okay, you need to put it on speaker.
262
00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:21,487
Make noises like a '70s computer.
263
00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:23,107
Jon Hamm: Sir?
264
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,517
Like a dumb robot.
265
00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:29,815
[ robotic gibberish ]
266
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,849
I didn't say it was underwater.
267
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:35,124
I-I-I can do, like,
a '90s dial-up modem.
268
00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:38,922
No! I knew I should've
hired Michael Winslow.
269
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,182
Uh...
270
00:11:40,228 --> 00:11:41,478
Uh...
271
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:45,364
[ robotic gibberish ]
272
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,233
Fine-- that'll have to do.
273
00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:49,814
Mr. Whitney, I've got it working now.
274
00:11:49,824 --> 00:11:50,533
Good.
275
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,906
When the trace stabilizes,
you'll hear Mountford's conversation.
276
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:56,856
Call Todd Margaret from this phone.
277
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:03,348
[ cell phone vibrating ]
278
00:12:03,416 --> 00:12:04,874
Hello, Todd Margaret here.
279
00:12:04,884 --> 00:12:06,283
Hello, mr. Margaret.
280
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,144
This is Yolanda, from the head office.
281
00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:11,263
We are trying to authorize
payment of your paycheck to you.
282
00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:13,515
It's from a mr. Manford via Brent Wilts,
283
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,574
but we cannot find a
Manford in our system.
284
00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:16,960
Finally, yes.
285
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,128
Uh, no, uh-uh,
286
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,121
Brent Wilts is my boss.
287
00:12:19,131 --> 00:12:21,424
The guy's name on the
check is Mountford.
288
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:25,732
Like I said, we are ready to authorize that payment
to you, but we cannot find a Manford listed.
289
00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:27,502
Right-- no, it's Mountford.
290
00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:28,674
Not Manford?
291
00:12:28,742 --> 00:12:30,973
That's a misspelling. It's Mountford.
292
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,101
Malanford?
293
00:12:32,111 --> 00:12:33,057
Mountford!
294
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,250
Mountford!
295
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,032
Mountford!
296
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,942
God, just give me the money!
297
00:12:39,522 --> 00:12:41,736
Mountford works for Todd Margaret?
298
00:12:41,746 --> 00:12:43,546
What the hell is going on?
299
00:12:46,981 --> 00:12:48,876
Mr. Whitney, I've got the address now.
300
00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:51,431
It's, uh, 13 Chipstow Passage.
301
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,473
Thirteen Chipstow Passage.
Thanks, Dave-- great work.
302
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,137
Wait.
303
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,260
Thirteen Chipstow Passage.
304
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,330
It's very familiar.
305
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,947
It's like working with idiots.
306
00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,777
Cheryl: Uh, diet coke, please.
307
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,654
Hello.
308
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,186
Uh, hi, hi, hi.
309
00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:11,682
You look like you've been to a funeral.
310
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,860
Well, I did kinda lose somebody today.
311
00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:16,518
Oh, dear, I'm sorry.
312
00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:18,377
That's-that's all right.
313
00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:20,065
He was a decent guy.
314
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,025
Never meant anybody any harm.
315
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:23,614
Good kisser.
316
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:26,686
I'm Cheryl.
317
00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:28,002
Oh, hi-- sorry.
318
00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:29,463
Yeah, uh, Todd-- sorry.
319
00:13:29,473 --> 00:13:30,813
Uh, can I get you a drink?
320
00:13:30,823 --> 00:13:33,366
Oh, no, thanks.
I've just ordered a diet cola.
321
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,467
I shouldn't drink yet.
322
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:35,671
It's gonna be a long night.
323
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,531
I'm a bit of a lightweight.
324
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,561
Go on, then. Just be friendly.
325
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,062
Um, Roy, could you put,
326
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,979
uh, rum in that? Just a tiny little one.
327
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,591
[ flatulence]
328
00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:49,081
Uh...
329
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,158
Oh, uh...
330
00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:52,905
Sor-sorry. That's my, uh, my ring tone.
331
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,133
I have a farting ring tone.
332
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,705
I love that!
333
00:13:58,414 --> 00:13:59,414
But...
334
00:13:59,994 --> 00:14:01,337
Yeah, and a smell app,
335
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:02,347
as well.
336
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:05,122
Separate but equal download.
337
00:14:05,132 --> 00:14:06,283
Japanese.
338
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,990
That is wicked!
339
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,289
It's a wrong number, anyway.
340
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,760
Uh, so, Cheryl,
what do you do?
341
00:14:13,881 --> 00:14:15,630
It's my best mate's wedding
this weekend.
342
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,716
And, um, so, we're having
343
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:19,351
a bit of a hen night.
344
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,587
Uh, me and Leslie, my best mate,
345
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:25,070
us and some of the girls,
we're just gonna have a bit of a giggle.
346
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,944
We go way back, me and Leslie.
347
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,281
She's a great girl.
348
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,090
She would do anything for anyone.
349
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,978
Yeah, but she's a man.
350
00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:36,988
Yeah.
351
00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:38,813
Dirty slug.
352
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,054
Yeah, she thinks she is the queen bee.
353
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:43,271
Bitch!
354
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:45,649
Flaunting her tits and her little skirt.
355
00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:47,749
Yeah, with her big lardy ass.
356
00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:48,918
[ laughing ]
357
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,899
I can get a man, yeah, but a proper man.
358
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:55,309
None of that soft dick she's marrying.
359
00:14:58,859 --> 00:15:00,372
But, she's my best friend
360
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:03,013
and I-I am so happy for her.
I love her to bits.
361
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,592
Well, she sounds wonderful.
362
00:15:05,602 --> 00:15:06,327
Bitch!
363
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:07,337
Awful.
364
00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,802
This is delta one, completing
our sweep of east London.
365
00:15:17,812 --> 00:15:20,312
No sign of Todd Margaret.
We're heading west.
366
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,817
Cheryl: So, I said, [ indistinct ]
367
00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:27,635
"You listen, and you listen good,
368
00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:30,271
"'cause you do not know true class if it was
369
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:33,707
"standing in front of you, and-and, like,
370
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:35,976
"ordering french wine in a restaurant,
371
00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:39,279
"with, like, china plates and waiters and things."
372
00:15:39,289 --> 00:15:40,272
Yeah?
373
00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:42,682
Yeah, and Christmas, too,
374
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,676
Yeah.
375
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:44,818
I remember--
376
00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:46,388
Todd: So, I gotta get goin'.
377
00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:48,268
It was a pleasure to meet you.
378
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:50,384
- Good luck on your--
- No, I bought you
379
00:15:50,394 --> 00:15:51,860
a pint of shandy.
380
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:52,786
Oh, no-no, I'm good.
381
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,021
Oh, no, come on-- sit down.
382
00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:55,222
All right, okay.
383
00:15:55,232 --> 00:15:56,899
Sit down.
384
00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:58,336
But, I gotta go after that.
385
00:15:58,346 --> 00:15:59,346
- Sit--
- Yes, okay.
386
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:00,760
You are with me tonight.
387
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:01,708
Yeah, yeah?
388
00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:02,380
Okay, all right.
389
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,124
But, after this, I'm done. All right?
390
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,799
I-I do have to go after this.
391
00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:06,943
I do.
392
00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:08,559
I was just talking
about my--
393
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:12,446
[ indistinct mumbling ]
394
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:14,791
Leslie: Cheryl got started without us!
395
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:16,719
[ collective screaming ]
396
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:18,855
Come here!
397
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:21,013
Who's he?
398
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,705
Todd-- his friend just died.
399
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:25,228
[ indistinct ]
400
00:16:25,297 --> 00:16:27,297
All: Oh!
401
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,833
[ cell phone vibrating ]
402
00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:32,536
Hey, this is so fun!
403
00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:33,605
Uh...
404
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,608
[ flatulence ]
405
00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:40,177
[ collective laughter ]
406
00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:41,690
His ring-tone is a fart!
407
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,800
[ indistinct ]
408
00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:45,682
Dave?
409
00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:47,091
Dave: Todd, are you in a pub?
410
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:48,473
I can't hear you.
You-you're breaking up.
411
00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:50,819
Yeah, Dave, I'll--
412
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,048
all right, I'll have, uh,
413
00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:55,216
I'll have two more.
414
00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:58,493
[ chanting "drink" ]
415
00:16:58,562 --> 00:16:59,662
Bloody hell.
416
00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:07,907
Jon: S-sir, thank you again,
417
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,970
so much, for the opportunity
418
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,263
to work with you.
419
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:14,041
It has been a tremendous honor,
420
00:17:14,051 --> 00:17:16,510
but I have to get back
421
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,812
to the "Mad Men" set.
422
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,281
They need to start
shooting me on Monday.
423
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,941
Not this shit again, Hamm!
424
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:24,009
I'm really sorry, sir.
425
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,544
I've done everything you asked.
426
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:27,443
It's just, they've already written
me out of the first four episodes.
427
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,236
Jon, enough of your whining!
428
00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:32,257
I'm so sorry, sir!
429
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,994
God, here come
the waterworks.
430
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,004
Look...
431
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:44,699
I have one last script for you to do,
then you're done, for good. I promise.
432
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,551
All right! Who's having what?
433
00:17:58,561 --> 00:17:59,440
Um, sex on the beach.
434
00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:01,074
Oh, that must be Nadia's.
435
00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:03,555
She'll take sex anywhere
she can get it!
436
00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:04,815
Leslie: Including her bum!
437
00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:07,759
[ collective laughter ]
438
00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:10,427
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
439
00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,196
You've gotta ask for it.
440
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:13,932
Come on, there's no drink named that.
441
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:17,167
There is-- ask for it.
442
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:20,436
Can I have ten inches of
black cock up my ass?
443
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,072
[ collective laughter ]
444
00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:27,158
- This is it-- Thirteen Chipstow Passage.
- Great.
445
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,571
Wait-- this is where
Mountford was calling from?
446
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,748
This is Todd's place.
447
00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:37,154
[ collective laughter ]
448
00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:40,625
Okay, okay, I-I really
do have to get going.
449
00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:43,128
No, hey, [ indistinct ]!
450
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:45,563
No, no, no, I gotta go.
451
00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:01,546
[ collective laughter ]
452
00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:03,448
I just have some shit
453
00:19:03,516 --> 00:19:04,708
to sort out, you know?
454
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:07,586
I mean, I-I-I got so many
questions about who I am.
455
00:19:07,654 --> 00:19:08,846
Drink up, honey!
456
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,656
Takin' it like a tranny!
457
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:12,158
[ indistinct ]
458
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:14,127
I'm marrying that tranny!
459
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,561
Hey, hey-hey-hey!
460
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,697
It's the fart phone!
461
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:18,865
[ flatulence]
462
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:20,767
[ collective laughter ]
463
00:19:20,836 --> 00:19:22,102
Hey, mom.
464
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,128
Shh-shh.
465
00:19:23,138 --> 00:19:24,363
Hey-- no, no-no-no.
466
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,439
I'm in a-I'm in a limousine.
467
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,540
No, it's doesn't matter.
468
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,400
But, listen,
469
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:30,867
I have a very important
question to ask you.
470
00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,103
Was I adopt-- no!
471
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:34,113
No cheating, right.
472
00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:36,683
Okay, take this number down, okay?
473
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:39,419
And when this phone begins farting!
474
00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:40,488
No, no, no, no!
475
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:41,346
No, no, no, no, no!
476
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,689
Don't do that-- don't do that.
477
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,925
All right.
478
00:19:45,994 --> 00:19:47,326
[ flatulence ]
479
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,752
[ collective laughter ]
480
00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:49,920
Me, me, me, me, me!
481
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:51,188
No-no, that's enough.
482
00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:53,599
Come on, just--
483
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,735
[ flatulence ]
484
00:19:55,803 --> 00:20:00,372
[ collective shouting ]
485
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,111
Dirty, nasty bugger!
486
00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:06,179
I didn't!--
487
00:20:06,214 --> 00:20:08,848
Take your shitty fart phone, you wanker!
488
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,183
My clothes!
489
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,569
Doug: Uh, he's gone.
490
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:24,671
Brent: He's like Jason Bourne, this guy.
491
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,210
It's a good thing I splurged on this
492
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,776
"suddenly Sherlock CSI
Baker Street kit," right?
493
00:20:28,786 --> 00:20:31,534
We can finally find out who
Todd Margaret really is.
494
00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:34,355
Pentagram's gone-- it worked!
495
00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:39,424
I tell ya, if there's one thing I learned
from Jesus, it's that ghosts hate pentagrams.
496
00:20:40,497 --> 00:20:41,497
Brent...
497
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,600
He's taunting us.
498
00:20:45,926 --> 00:20:48,564
What-what does he want from us?
499
00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:52,980
What sort of diabolical
genius are we dealing with?
500
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:57,211
Todd: Todd Frances Margaret.
501
00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:04,497
Am I a whisper of a person
502
00:21:04,507 --> 00:21:08,931
of a name that I don't know
503
00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:12,501
It's time to bury
504
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:14,399
an old friend.
505
00:21:22,806 --> 00:21:25,507
Good-bye, Todd Margaret.
506
00:21:32,348 --> 00:21:34,549
Hey!
What do you think you're doing?
507
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,243
Get your hands up in the air!
508
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,393
Oh, my god! It's Todd Margaret!
509
00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:41,522
You bastard!
Digging up princess Di's grave.
510
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:45,793
I--
511
00:21:48,464 --> 00:21:49,747
]Life is short
512
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,467
and the days are long
513
00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:52,994
gotta get right back
514
00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,337
where I don't belong
515
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:56,839
Life's too sweet
516
00:21:56,908 --> 00:22:01,908
so good thing it's gone
517
00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:04,248
I know what I need
518
00:22:04,317 --> 00:22:05,950
without reservation
519
00:22:06,018 --> 00:22:07,918
Can't control myself
520
00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:09,720
Anticipation
521
00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:13,090
Things are gonna get worse
522
00:22:13,869 --> 00:22:16,725
Jon: Hey, chubby, you do
realize what a menu is, right?
523
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,975
It's a list of choices.
You don't have to eat the whole thing.
524
00:22:20,576 --> 00:22:23,069
Do it again, Hamm, that was crap!
525
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