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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, the school prank.
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Back in the day, it was a pure
and simple art form.
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You didn't care about posting
some video to go viral.
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No. You'd pull a prank
to become legend.
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Yes!
Seniors rule!
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In my school, the '80s was the
pinnacle of the pranking era,
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and our success was measured
by one thing,
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how much it pissed off
our principal.
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Oh, no.
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Darn seniors!
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I'm going down.
(THUD)
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Naturally, no one loved
a good prank more than my brother, Barry.
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Good fountain.
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Trusted posse
of Jenkintown.
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TOGETHER: TPOJ!
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I think we can all agree
our senior year's been a complete and utter bust.
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I actually had
a real nice year.
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I aced AP Bio,
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and I really got to know
my pen pal, Yoshi Takanabu.
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And I reconnected with
my grandma, Naked Nana.
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And even though Erica's
at college,
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our love has never been
more rock-solid.
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And I'm just happy
to be included.
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Ugh. Well,
my whole school year's been a complete dook fest
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'cause my one true love,
Lainey, left me,
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and no one in this hellhole
even noticed me.
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Hey, Barry.
Everything cool?
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I'm talking to some friends,
Jamie Weisman.
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So rude.
Unreal.
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Agree.
Totally.
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Is it?
Lucky for me, it's prank week.
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With my evil brain smarts,
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I will finally become
the school legend I am in my mind.
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Couldn't help but overhear
you might be in the market for a legendary prank.
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What's it to you,
douche box?
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It just so happens I have
the single best resource
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for school prankery
the world has ever seen.
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Real Genius.
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A filmic ode to shenanigans
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where brilliant dreamboat
Val Kilmer
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pulls a series of
the most epic pranks ever seen.
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He is a dreamboat,
which is why I'm listening.
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Here's a good one.
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You take apart a car
and put it back together in a tiny room.
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Unimpressive. Next.
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You ice the hallways
so the whole school
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becomes a giant
skating rink.
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Too easy. Next!
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Then go for
the ultimate prank
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and fire a NASA laser beam
at a 50-ton Jiffy Pop,
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causing
a popcorn avalanche.
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No! The good news
is your lame ideas
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have given me
an incredible one.
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Mother!
What is it, boopie?
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I'm in need of
your sewing skills.
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On it. What for?
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Something so brilliant,
so elaborate,
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that the school
will never be the same.
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(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
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Ha! You got khaki pants!
Khak attack!
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You like pranks, huh?
Up here.
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Honestly,
I don't even understand what's comical about this.
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Goldberg does it again!
Give me some.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was May 16th,
1980-something,
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and Erica had officially
dropped out of college.
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But for my mom, she was just
happy to have her baby home.
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In honor of my
schmoopie-poop's arrival home
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and back into
my loving arms,
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I present the most tender
brisket ever brisketed.
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How can you brisket
at a time like this?
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Dad's about to come home
and lose his mind
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when he hears
I dropped out.
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That's the point.
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I know exactly how
to butter up your father.
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You do it with meat
and actual butter.
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MURRAY: I'm home!
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I hit a lot of personal
and professional lows today,
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so give me a wide berth.
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Go, go, go.
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Work your Mama magic.
I love you.
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ADULT ADAM: With that,
my mom lulled my dad into a rare state of calmness.
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Here you go, honey.
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Little light brisket snack
to take the edge off.
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You just sit there
and enjoy.
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Little Mani-shev to help
the meat go down nice.
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There you go,
my big tiger.
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You just relax those big,
hardworking muscles.
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Backy-scratchies
for my man, hmm?
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I just pressed
these nails on fresh.
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Is he lulled yet?
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No!
What is the girl-moron doing here?
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This better not be about
dropping out, so help me.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep,
few things were as important to my dad
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as a college education.
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You're not skipping out
on college.
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You're studying and going
to a good school.
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Your whole damn future
depends on it!
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Here's a plan... College!
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College. College.
College. College.
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Don't think of it
as dropping out.
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Think of it as me transferring
to your house.
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This school rejects
your application.
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You go now.
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He doesn't mean it,
love bug.
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It's the Manischewitz
talking.
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Damn right I mean it!
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What makes her think she can
move back in here,
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eat our food,
sit on our furniture
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like she's one
of our children?
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She is one of our children,
Murray.
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Fine, the dummy can stay
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as long as she pays
for food and rent like a normal person.
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I'm putting
my foot down on this.
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Come on!
This is my home!
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You can't make me pay
for goods and services.
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Plus rent.
The foot has spoken.
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**
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So, like, when exactly
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do you tell your dad
I'm living here, too?
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Yeah, he didn't
take my news so well,
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so I was thinking that
we never tell him
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and I sneak you snacks
like a pet turtle.
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This is a nightmare,
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but I have no options,
so I am a turtle.
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Hey! What are you guys
doing in my fart chamber?
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This is my room, and we left
college to start our band.
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Also, what?
Wait.
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Does this mean
Lainey's back
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and she threw away
her future, too?
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My God, is Lainey
all you care about?
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Yes!
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Other than losing
my fart chamber,
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things are finally
going my way!
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We should air
this place out.
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ADULT ADAM: And so Barry
raced off to win back the love of his life
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in the most mature,
subtle way possible.
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Oh, no! No! No! No!
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Good to see you, too,
Mr. Lewis.
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I hear Lainey dropped out
of college.
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Horrible timing,
Barry!
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First you drop out
and break my heart,
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and now you bring this
back into my life?
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Dark cloud, silver lining...
I hear ya.
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Anyhoo, I'm here to ask
your daughter to prom
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'cause she just dropped out
of college and all.
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Please stop reminding him that
I dropped out of college!
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Is all of this
just to hurt me?
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Is that what this is?
Dad, go feed the fish.
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So good to see
his ol' mug again.
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Barry, my life
is in utter chaos,
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and you're here
for some dumb prom?
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And possibly marriage.
Just floating that out there.
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Is that a yes to both?
It's a no!
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Everything's
a mess right now.
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I'm not even sure my dad
will let me stay here.
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So, you really don't
wanna go to prom with me or elope to Kokomo?
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I don't have time to deal
with this high-school drama.
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If you need a date so bad,
just go with that girl
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that always says "hey"
in the hall.
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I don't want to go
with Jamie Weisman!
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She was just a stall
until you came back.
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My life is stalling!
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I was gonna do
amazing things
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like take a pottery class
or talk to that lady
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that hoses down
the trucks at work.
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No one says you can't talk
to the hose woman, Dad!
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Keep feeding the fish.
I'm sorry, Bar.
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I just can't deal
with us right now.
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Take your time.
But before I go,
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tell me once and for all
if you're gonna be my forever lady.
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I'll field this one.
Tell me.
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BILL: There we go.
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ADULT ADAM: While Barry's
romantic plan bit the dust,
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Erica was learning what it
meant to be a starving artist.
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**
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Whatcha working on there?
Black n' white cookie? Looks fresh.
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Help yourself.
I... I got a dozen.
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Hold on!
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No black n' white cookies
unless you pay for it.
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I bet that chews up
real nice.
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This is hard to watch.
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I think it's delightful.
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Pet-store janitor, gas-station
attendant, fish scaler?
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ADULT ADAM: Yep,
back before you could post a resume on LinkedIn,
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the only way to find a job
was in this crazy thing called a newspaper.
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This one says
"Wanted: Lady."
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You don't wanna call
that number.
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I know!
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This whole situation
is poop.
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There is no world
where I am gonna sit by
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and watch my baby
become a fishmonger
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or take a job as a lady.
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Bevy, she's been at it
for two days.
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Erica will find her way.
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Or even better,
I find her way for her.
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Don't do that.
Murray put his foot down.
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Which was great,
and now it's my job
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to ever so gently
lift it up.
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Nothing about Murray
can be lifted gently.
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Believe me, Dad,
I can be very subtle when I need to be.
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Earl. This will not be subtle.
You're helping me.
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Wait,
what's happening?
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You haven't stormed in here
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demanding unreasonable
treatment for your children all year.
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I've been in a Bevolution,
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trying to figure out a life
without my kids.
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Please,
keep doing that and go.
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Forget the Bevolution.
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I'm here to make you
hire Erica's band to play the prom.
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You want to pay me to pay
your daughter with your money?
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Oh, yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
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I've missed us,
you know?
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
pulled some strings to boost Erica's confidence,
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Barry's prom plans had
completely unraveled.
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It makes no sense.
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What 19-year-old
college dropout
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doesn't want to go back
to her high-school prom?
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Why don't you just tag along
with me and Andy?
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Yeah, it's our second year
going stag as a couple.
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No. I'm not gonna be
the third wheel on your stag date.
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Either I go with Lainey,
or I don't go at all.
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So, you're not going?
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If don't go,
I'll forever ruin my rep
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as one of Jenkintown's
top five party people.
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So, you are going?
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Without Lainey, never!
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So, you're not going?
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And be forever known
as a prom-less loser?
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So, you're both going
and not going?
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Gah!
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Stop asking
dumb questions
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and provide
a solution for once!
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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ADULT ADAM: But
instead of answers, all Barry got was crickets.
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Literally.
(CHIRPING CONTINUES)
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As you all are now
painfully aware,
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Mr. Atkins has released
a duffel bag full of live crickets
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throughout the school.
243
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,226
I am a legend!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
244
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,796
No! No! No!
245
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,163
No!
246
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,800
Hear this now.
247
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:57,771
The next person to do
a senior prank will be banned from prom.
248
00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,940
(ALL GASP)
249
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,409
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
Barry saw the perfect way to avoid prom altogether.
250
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,411
No one would call him
a dateless loser.
251
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,647
They'd call him
a pranking legend.
252
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,481
Hey, my thing!
Forget your thing!
253
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,217
This is important.
254
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,085
You know that movie
I introduced you to when you told me about it?
255
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,320
You mean Real Genius?
256
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,155
The movie on my shirt
and poster?
257
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,625
I think it's time we take
a page from their prank book,
258
00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,192
but I can't do it
without your help.
259
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,961
Yes!
I'm essential now!
260
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,896
Thank you for the opportunity
to live my dream.
261
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,297
You don't know
how much this means.
262
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,766
**
263
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,434
Bar, wait up!
264
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,905
Behold, our principal's
prized Suzuki Samurai!
265
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,674
Over the next
9 to 12 minutes,
266
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,909
we shall take it apart
piece by piece,
267
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,811
then quickly reassemble it
in his office.
268
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,747
Dude, we can't just
take a car apart.
269
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,914
It's not made of Legos.
270
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,617
Which is why I brought
this Allen wrench.
271
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,218
Time to become a legend.
272
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,087
ADULT ADAM: As much as
I loved Real Genius,
273
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,256
my brother was not one.
274
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,462
Erica had been a college
dropout for a whole week, and nothing was going her way.
275
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,530
That is,
until my mom stepped in.
276
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,634
Holy crap and hell yes!
We'll be there!
277
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,636
That was
Principal Earl J. Ball
278
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,873
offering me a job
playing prom. Yay!
279
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,541
When I said, "Get a job,"
I meant get a real job.
280
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,244
He's paying me $1,000.
Real enough, old man?
281
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,545
Actually,
none of this seems real.
282
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,982
You know, this is a classic
rock 'n' roll tale.
283
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,750
Drop out of college,
start a band,
284
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,987
and immediately get paid
too much for a gig you didn't even look for.
285
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,555
Oh, I can't believe my angel
got her first job.
286
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,825
Oh-ho-ho,
I love you so much.
287
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,827
Thank you so much
for believing in me.
288
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:30,397
And thank you for this cookie
because I just got paid.
289
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,167
We got paid!
Deal with it! Who the hell is this?
290
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:38,271
I'm in her band
and also live here now, so start a tab for me, too.
291
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,573
Take it all.
You deserve it.
292
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,210
(CLATTER)
Oh, Murray,
293
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,813
my baby
and her strange-sounding friend really did it.
294
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,614
They went out
and got a job.
295
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,617
You did this.
Why did you go behind my back?
296
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,185
I put my foot down!
297
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,754
Erica doesn't need
your foot, Murray.
298
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:57,057
She needs loving mama arms to
hold her in her time of need.
299
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,692
You can't ignore
the foot.
300
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,862
If the foot has no power,
the whole system breaks down.
301
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,564
I'm sorry I went behind
your back and foot, okay?
302
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,933
But trust me.
303
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,567
Getting Erica this job
is gonna give her
304
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,269
the boost of confidence
she needs.
305
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,740
Gonna hit the mall
and buy some new sexy boots to wear on stage.
306
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,708
Rock 'n' roll. So easy.
307
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,677
See? She's...
308
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,949
Very confident.
I did that.
309
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,584
ADULT ADAM: As my mom
foolishly filled Erica with confidence,
310
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:28,856
one could say
Barry's big prank didn't fully come together.
311
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,557
You've done it now,
people!
312
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,293
Until the perp is caught
or comes forward,
313
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,495
prom is canceled.
314
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,764
(ALL GASP)
315
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,199
What? No. Don't let one
horrible human being
316
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,734
ruin it for all of us!
BARRY: Yeah!
317
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:45,105
I'm so angry at your harmless
prank gone wrong. Me as well!
318
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,041
Yeah, I've been doing
this a long time.
319
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,243
And it's safe to say
this is the work
320
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,981
of a true monster
who belongs behind bars.
321
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,916
Whoever did this,
turn yourself in!
322
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,451
Yeah, you big
prom-ruining jerk.
323
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:02,089
We're now going to run away
to find some clues. Bye.
324
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,791
We looked for nothing.
325
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,059
Instead, we stupidly got ready
for a life on the lam.
326
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,761
Lainey,
we got to talk.
327
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,096
Thank God
you came back.
328
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,231
I have so much awesome stuff
to tell you. No time!
329
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,800
I'm here to tell you
how I really feel
330
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,334
just in case I never
see you again.
331
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,537
There's the big man!
Hey, get in here.
332
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,339
Let's flex those
huggin' muscles.
333
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,508
(LAUGHS)
What's happening?
334
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,710
Why is everyone suddenly
so happy to see me?
335
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,478
Things have really
turned around over here.
336
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,847
I spoke to the hose lady.
337
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,482
She is not interested,
but at least I have closure.
338
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,418
We got our first gig.
That's why I wanted to talk.
339
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,253
I... I'm sorry I was putting
all my stress on you.
340
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,155
No! You were right!
341
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,525
I'm not the same naive boy
who knocked on your door yesterday.
342
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,561
I'm a hardened man
with real grown-up problems.
343
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,730
I mean, they canceled prom,
and I don't even care.
344
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,165
What?
Prom was canceled?
345
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,533
Oh, no!
What?
346
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,168
What'd I say?
That's my gig!
347
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,070
We were getting paid
a thousand bucks for it!
348
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,973
I didn't know you were getting
wildly overpaid to play prom. No one told me.
349
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,542
Prom was the only
glimmer of hope I had.
350
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,345
We have no glimmer.
We've lost our glimmer.
351
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,548
Oh, no!
Thanks for nothing.
352
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,651
ADULT ADAM: That day,
the news about prom traveled like lightning,
353
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,653
but my sister
would be struck the hardest.
354
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,023
Hey, Mom, what do you think
about these bad boys?
355
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,392
Gotta spend money
to make money, am I right?
356
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,528
Um, baby, sit down. I've got
some bad news about prom.
357
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,230
As much as it hurt,
358
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,300
my mom had to tell the truth
and break her baby's heart.
359
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,469
It was canceled.
No prom.
360
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,073
So, no gig.
361
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,609
**
362
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,244
Eh, another school
will hire us.
363
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346
Um,
364
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,716
those calls might not come in
as easily as you think.
365
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,420
See, I might have paid
Principal Ball to hire you.
366
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,855
I'm so sorry.
367
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,857
Sorry? This is sweet.
What?
368
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,426
All you gotta do is pay
another school to hire me.
369
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,361
I'm not gonna do that.
You're right.
370
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,697
Let's just cut out
the middle man. Just pay me directly.
371
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,065
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
372
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,867
I see how that
would be easier
373
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,703
than accepting every single
adult responsibility.
374
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,505
I'm glad
we're on the same page.
375
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,773
Anyway, I'm gonna go
take a nap in the bath.
376
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,511
Or, instead of napping,
you could open a newspaper
377
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,179
and see if there's
anything there for you.
378
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,949
Why would I want help?
I got you, silly Mom.
379
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,618
No, I'm putting
my foot down!
380
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,354
I love you so much,
but I will throw your (BLEEP)
381
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,456
right out onto
our suburban street.
382
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,958
Um, isn't that
Dad's thing?
383
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,392
I've got a foot,
too, missy!
384
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,095
Homegirl's gonna find out what
it means to work for a living.
385
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,197
So, you better get ready
to sew some buttons
386
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,300
and hot-tar some roofs
and tend to them chickens!
387
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,102
What era do you have
me working in?
388
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,303
What's with all
the yelling?
389
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,671
Mom put her foot down.
390
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,573
Really?
And that's not all!
391
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,908
I want the boots.
392
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,210
But I earned these boots
with my potential!
393
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,578
You can go barefoot
until you learn
394
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,580
how to make
an honest paycheck.
395
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,150
So I'm gonna take all your
shoes, all your clothes,
396
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,252
your pillows,
and your vitamins!
397
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,788
Okay, she's new at this,
so it's not making sense, but you... You get it.
398
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,690
I am so angry,
and I can't stop yelling!
399
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,826
(BLEEPING)
400
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,831
ADULT ADAM: Barry knew
it was up to him to make Lainey happy,
401
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,333
even if it meant
going to jail.
402
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,935
It was me.
I'm sorry?
403
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,470
No, I am.
404
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,573
In a childish effort
to avoid prom, I Val Kilmered your car.
405
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,776
I see. Well...
406
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,980
Quite a surprise
and disappointment.
407
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,781
We're good here.
What?
408
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,049
Don't you have to
call the police?
409
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,285
Do I?
Do I?
410
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,987
'Cause that'd be a hard
phone call to make.
411
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,555
Mr. Goldberg,
look out the window and tell me what you see.
412
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,858
A fly-ass
T-top Pontiac Fiero?
413
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,628
And do you have any idea
who that car belongs to?
414
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,997
That awesome dude Randy
415
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,132
who always wears
the flip-up sunglasses? No.
416
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,767
That cool sub who's always
teaching with rap lyrics? No.
417
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,069
Charles Barkley?
No.
418
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,471
Power couple Burt Reynolds
and Loni Anderson?
419
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,540
No.
The lead singer of UB40?
420
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,309
No.
The cast of Benson?
421
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,145
No.
Bo Jackson's cousin Todd, Todd Jackson?
422
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,213
No.
Jermaine Jackson?
423
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,614
No!
Bo knows Todd.
424
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,383
No, me! Me, me!
It's my car!
425
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,618
And you know
how I got it?
426
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,620
Because the old aluminum can
I was driving
427
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,822
was vandalized
by a "criminal"
428
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,858
and insurance paid
for the Fiero, no questions asked.
429
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,693
But... I don't...
No questions asked. No questions asked.
430
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,729
Wha... I don't... The...
No questions. Zip. Zip!
431
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,997
Eh...
Zip!
432
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,632
So, does this mean
prom is back on?
433
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,668
For everyone but you.
Consider it your punishment.
434
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,472
But also, thank you
for the boss new ride.
435
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,541
(LAUGHING)
436
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,943
Good news, Quakers.
Prom is back on.
437
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,912
(CHEERING)
(BOSTON'S MORE THAN A FEELING PLAYS)
438
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,649
ADULT ADAM: That day,
my brother really was a hero,
439
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,217
even though no one would
ever know it.
440
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,952
Guys, this is bad.
441
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,355
My mom put her foot down,
which means I gotta move in with Lainey.
442
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,957
No. My dad kicked me out.
I came here to live with you.
443
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,892
How did we blow this so bad?
444
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,594
Hey, guess what.
Prom's back on.
445
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,829
What?
How is that even possible?
446
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,267
You didn't hear it from me,
but Barry took the fall so you could play prom.
447
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,235
* I lost myself
in a familiar song
448
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,870
Why would
he do that for me?
449
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,739
'Cause the people who
care about you most
450
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,076
would do anything
to make you happy.
451
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,211
ADULT ADAM: That's
the crazy thing about life.
452
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,745
Just when
you're at your lowest
453
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,847
and think that things
can't get any worse,
454
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,051
the people who truly love you
find a way to get you back on top.
455
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,019
I took away
her vitamins.
456
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:04,324
Her Flintstones Chewables.
457
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:08,261
Now she's a teeny-tiny bit
less nourished because of me.
458
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,097
Okay, I think
you've had enough.
459
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,000
Hey. I have some good news.
Prom's back on again.
460
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,802
God, no.
No, no.
461
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,004
This time we're just
getting paid $10,
462
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,006
but you gotta start
somewhere, right?
463
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,242
Can't buy a lot of
black n' white cookies for that.
464
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,778
That's why tomorrow
I'm gonna find a real job and pay you rent.
465
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,981
And I never said this,
466
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,119
but thank you for getting us
our first paid gig.
467
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,655
Oh, don't thank me.
Not after I tried to take your boots and bedding.
468
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,991
No, I deserved it.
It's just...
469
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:44,797
All your support and hugs
and love made me feel so safe.
470
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,099
Too safe.
471
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,135
* So many people
have come and gone
472
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,337
I just wanted to hide out here
with people who love me.
473
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,274
But I can't do that anymore.
474
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,509
* Yet I still recall
as I wander on
475
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,845
No matter what happens,
476
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,315
this house will always
be a safe place for you.
477
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,416
You mean it?
478
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,818
I do.
479
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,355
I'm putting my foot down.
480
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,791
ADULT ADAM: Truth is,
when you're surrounded by your family and friends,
481
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,660
it's much easier
to face the music.
482
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,364
* It's more than a feeling
483
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,534
* When I hear that old song
they used to play
484
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,102
That's my prom date!
I swear!
485
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,038
* And I begin dreaming
486
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,041
* Till I see Marianne
walk away
487
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,010
Oh.
Look at her, Mur.
488
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,645
She's so grown up.
489
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,581
God, everything's changed.
490
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,115
Or not.
491
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,850
We still got three kids
in the house.
492
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,020
For now.
But I'll take it.
493
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,889
ADULT ADAM: There's nothing
scarier than growing up,
494
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,558
not just for us kids,
for our parents, too.
495
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,327
But no matter how old you are,
496
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,230
what gets you through is
knowing that you're not alone.
497
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,199
Hey.
Hey.
498
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,035
How did you know
I was here?
499
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,439
Come on. This is where
you spent all your dances before we got together.
500
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,441
Wish I could be there
for your first gig.
501
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,576
I know. And I wish I could
be your prom date.
502
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,213
But you said that...
I know what I said.
503
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,347
One dance.
Better make it fast.
504
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,515
Erica needs me.
505
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,384
* Their faces fade
as the years go by
506
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,853
Did you ever think
we'd come back here again?
507
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,689
I really didn't,
but I'm really happy we did.
508
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,992
Happy enough to marry me?
509
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,067
This is for you, girl.
I "pick" you.
510
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,170
**
511
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,446
For sure.
512
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,449
Is that a "yes"?
513
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,417
You never say yes.
514
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,085
I'm saying it this time.
515
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,555
Yes. I'll marry you,
you big dummy.
516
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,024
I'm a high-school senior who's
gonna marry a college dropout!
517
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,494
This year
turned out awesome!
518
00:19:54,561 --> 00:20:00,767
* More than a feeling
Till I see Marianne walk away *
519
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,335
We're getting married!
520
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,803
Whoo!
521
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,104
**
522
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,439
Did he just say that...
523
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,740
Tomorrow's problem.
524
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,679
**
525
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,416
ADULT ADAM: When I look back,
it really was a year filled with so many changes.
526
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,251
There was the Bevolution,
527
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,321
my sister defied my dad
to follow her rock 'n' roll dreams,
528
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:25,925
and, of course, Barry's
misguided engagement the day Lainey came back.
529
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,529
Sure, all those details from
1980-something fade over time,
530
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,064
but the love my family shares
was real
531
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,833
and would last forever.
532
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,702
And the crazy thing is,
533
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,005
the biggest changes
were yet to come.
534
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,307
**
535
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,478
I look like Babs?
536
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,013
MURRAY: Total Streisand.
537
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,782
REESE: Welcome to the battle
of the JTPs!
538
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,951
Eight ball, corner pocket.
Eight ball, corner pocket.
539
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,620
Ugh!
Ugh!
540
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,121
(BELL DINGS)
Hey, boopie. It's Mama.
541
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,123
(BELL DINGS)
Adam, this is the third time I've called.
542
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,491
(BEEPING)
Please pick up the phone.
543
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,193
If I don't hear from you soon,
I'm getting on the next plane.
544
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,629
Call me!
545
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,699
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
546
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,035
Hey, Ball.
547
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,003
Sounds like you didn't
quite get all them crickets.
548
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,305
Ha, you tried to fix it,
549
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,206
but you didn't,
which is hilarious.
550
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,508
Enjoy yourself, kids.
551
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,210
After today, prank week
is officially over.
552
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,682
Gotta admit, Atkins, that
cricket prank was pretty good.
553
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,651
Face it, Goldberg,
I'm a legend.
554
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,753
Well, let's not get
carried away, hmm?
555
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,957
Oh, sweet God!
Not the Fiero!
556
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:35,557
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