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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1198}{1246}This is me. {1246}{1294}Well, this is the ball. {1342}{1390}That's me. {1438}{1534}And that's the best|goalkeeper in the league. {1534}{1582}They call him the Red Spider. {1606}{1678}I've got a nickname too,|but it's not as cool. {1678}{1726}Do you know why? {1726}{1798}Because I'm a specialist in penalties. {1894}{1942}In missing penalties. {1990}{2037}That's why, instead of Paco, {2061}{2109}they call me Pakete. {2205}{2253}Do you want to make me nervous? {2253}{2277}Well, you can't. {2301}{2349}Because I'm already panic-stricken! {2373}{2445}Pakete, Pakete, Pakete...! {2613}{2637}Relax, Pakete. {2661}{2709}If you miss, it's okay. {2733}{2805}Your best friend will leave town, {2829}{2877}the team will vanish, {2877}{2925}you'll disappoint your parents {2925}{3020}and everyone will laugh at you|for the rest of your loser life. {3044}{3068}In short, {3068}{3116}your destiny is at stake. {3404}{3476}THE FOOTBALLEST {3596}{3668}SOME DAYS BEFORE... {3764}{3788}I'm 11 years old {3788}{3860}and I go to a school called Soto Alto, {3860}{3932}in a town that's famous worldwide {3932}{3956}because nothing has ever happened... {3980}{4003}until now. {4051}{4099}What a star! 0 out of 5! {4171}{4243}As you can see, the video|of my missed penalties {4243}{4291}is gaining in popularity. {4291}{4363}Fortunately, my friends|don't talk to me about it. {4387}{4435}- Pakete.|- Camuñas. {4483}{4507}You're my hero. {4531}{4627}The video of your penalties|has 100,000 hits on YouTube! {4627}{4699}We look ridiculous, but we're famous! {4699}{4771}- Cool, huh?|- Better than cool! {4771}{4795}Good news, Pakete. {4795}{4891}You're about to beat a world record|for missed penalties. {4915}{4987}One more and you'll be|the worst shooter of all time. {5010}{5058}- Hi, guys!|- Hi, Marilyn! {5058}{5106}Training at five, okay? 17 hundred hours! {5106}{5154}- Affirmative.|- Positively. {5154}{5178}Goes without saying! {5202}{5250}What's up, Angustias? {5250}{5322}I dreamt about an earthquake|destroying the school, {5322}{5394}with us inside.|Do you think that could happen? {5394}{5442}An earthquake... {5610}{5658}It's tough, but I have to admit {5658}{5730}that I'm a great player. Right? {5754}{5826}My dad says I'll soon be playing|for Madrid or Barça. {5850}{5898}But I said to him, "Easy, Dad. {5898}{5946}Soto Alto is depending on me." {5946}{6017}- Gee, Toni, you're supercool!|- Yes, all the girls say so. {6041}{6065}Pakete! {6065}{6137}When you've got a minute,|I'll show you how to shoot penalties. {6161}{6209}EVeryone in their theat-th! {6233}{6329}You too, Francisco,|your head ith in the cloudth! {6329}{6353}Today... {6353}{6425}we're dithcuthing probability. {6425}{6449}For example, {6497}{6569}what chanth does our team haff|of being thent down to the thecond? {6617}{6665}Depending on the gameth you looth, {6689}{6713}on the penalteeth you mith... {6737}{6785}there ith not much chanth of thtaying {6809}{6881}and a lot of going down. {6929}{6953}This is Pedro. {6977}{7048}We call him Eight because|even though he's 11, {7048}{7072}he looks 8. {7096}{7192}Finally, Anita,|the head teacher's daughter, {7192}{7240}a studying machine. {7240}{7288}No, being a football player|doesn't suit her... {7312}{7360}I want some contact with the ball. {7456}{7504}Are you all right? {7672}{7720}Be careful or there'll be Romanian boot. {7744}{7792}What's a "Romanian boot"? {8007}{8079}And this is Soto Alto Soccer Club. {8151}{8175}How little time you have left... {8199}{8247}How do we do it?|Tiki-taka-style or direct? {8247}{8295}Direct. Two passes and finish it off. {8295}{8319}- I totally agree.|- Okay. {8343}{8367}But isn't tiki-taka better? {8415}{8463}- Didn't we just say "direct"?|- Yes, but... {8463}{8559}- We have to stick to the plan.|- But a little control too... {8559}{8607}- Hasn't he asked her out yet?|- It doesn't look like it. {8607}{8679}- Unless he snaps out of it...|- This will end badly. {8679}{8775}- You talk or I will. Decide already.|- I will, but wait. {8775}{8823}For what? For us to get old? {8847}{8919}I have to be at 70 heartbeats,|to transmit maximum confidence. {8967}{9038}Guys, everything's at stake|in the last three games. {9038}{9110}Soto Alto is second-last {9110}{9134}and won't bounce back. {9158}{9230}We can't allow these children|to be humiliated. {9230}{9326}- No.|- But your daughter's on the team. {9350}{9398}Anita is very confused. {9398}{9494}But playing's the main thing,|not winning or losing. {9494}{9590}Nor can we let the name of our school {9590}{9662}be denigrated by some losers. {9662}{9734}- We're winners!|- Pride of the school! {9734}{9806}- Soccer is comradeship! Friendship!|- And passion too, Felipe! {9806}{9854}- Yes, passion too...|- Passion. {9878}{9926}Soccer is violent, dirty! {9926}{9974}It brings out the worst in human beings! {9974}{10045}And their look! Their example!|They have tattoos, earrings {10045}{10093}and ridiculous haircuts. {10093}{10165}When the team is sent down, {10165}{10213}we have to do away with it {10213}{10261}and allocate the school's resources {10285}{10333}to activities that are more... {10333}{10381}didactic and beneficial. {10405}{10429}Like what? {10429}{10477}Like a choir! {10477}{10549}Everyone in unison, "Yes, we can!" {10549}{10597}Yes, we can! {10621}{10645}Yes, we can. {10645}{10717}Votes in favor of the choir? {10789}{10861}And so you see that not everything|is against you, we have a surprise. {10861}{10933}In two words: attacking midfielder. {11028}{11076}- Gee!|- Wow! {11196}{11244}- Wow!|- My God! {11316}{11340}Gee! {11436}{11460}Introducing Helena. {11508}{11556}With an Helena with an {11580}{11652}- Can I get the number 10 on my shirt?|- Fine by me. {11652}{11700}- And me.|- And me. I mean, me too. {11700}{11748}- Even I think it's fine.|- I think it's... {11748}{11796}- pertinent.|- Why didn't you come before? {11796}{11868}My mother wouldn't let me play|until I passed everything. {11868}{11916}I have to get all A's. {11940}{11964}Ten is free, babe. {11964}{12011}- My name's...|- Toni, I know. {12011}{12059}You're Pakete, aren't you? {12059}{12107}You saw the video, right? {12131}{12203}No, I've lived in front of your house|since the school year began. {12203}{12251}- Oh, yeah?|- Have you never seen me? {12299}{12323}No. {12323}{12395}- Our mothers are friends.|- What a coincidence. {12395}{12443}Come on, everyone get training! {12443}{12491}Everyone come here! {12515}{12587}Of course I've seen her!|I'm 11 years old, not 9! {12611}{12659}I've seen her, I've followed her, {12659}{12683}I've even dreamt about her. {12731}{12779}She may play great football {12779}{12851}and be the prettiest girl on the planet... {12851}{12899}no, in the galaxy. {12899}{12947}Let's get this straight. {12947}{12994}I'm not into Helena with an "H"! {13042}{13114}- Are you on your way home?|- Yeah, I mean, no. I mean, yeah! {13114}{13162}Yes, I'm going home. {13546}{13570}Have you ever been in there? {13594}{13666}- In the Devil's House?|- Is that what they call it? {13666}{13738}Yes. When I was little,|my brother scared me by saying {13738}{13810}- it had ghosts and monsters.|- All I've seen is the odd cat. {13882}{13906}- You've been inside?|- Once or twice. {13930}{14001}I don't just like football.|I like mysteries too. {14145}{14193}Where'd you get|your love of football from? {14193}{14265}From my father. He's a big fan. {14265}{14313}- Will he come and watch your games?|- No. {14337}{14385}My parents are separated. {14385}{14409}He lives in another city. {14457}{14505}- And where did you get it from?|- From my mother. {14529}{14577}She's seriously into football,|an Atlético Madrid fan. {14577}{14673}She seems normal,|but at games she goes nuts. {14697}{14769}- You play pretty well.|- But not like you or Toni... {14769}{14841}- Toni thinks a lot of himself, huh?|- He's the best. {14841}{14889}Well, until you came along. {14913}{14961}How'd you learn to play like that? {14961}{15032}I don't know. I go out on the field|to have fun, that's it. {15032}{15128}I'm always thinking about how to improve,|especially at penalties. {15152}{15224}Pakete, I've seen the video. {15296}{15320}You know? {15344}{15392}I think Toni made it|with his father's footage... {15416}{15464}You'll get the next one. {15464}{15512}- How do you know?|- I'm going to bring you luck. {15632}{15680}- Well, this is my place.|- Oh, yeah? {15704}{15800}- You've never seen it before?|- I've never noticed. {15800}{15896}- It's across from your place!|- That's true! {15896}{15920}That's strange. {15991}{16039}Study hard, okay?|So they'll let you keep playing. {16039}{16111}- See you tomorrow, Pakete!|- See you, Helena with an "H." {16591}{16663}Yes, Helena's going to bring us luck. {16687}{16735}Things will get better for Soto Alto. {16759}{16807}- A choir?|- A choir. {16807}{16879}They're going to swap our team|for a choir? {16879}{16951}Only if you get sent down to second,|but since you're not... {16951}{16998}Sure they're going down! To fourth! {16998}{17046}Did you vote against it?|Tell me you voted against it. {17046}{17118}Yes. Well, I abstained. {17142}{17214}You abstained. And if an army of|cannibal zombies attacked us? {17238}{17286}Mom, all zombies are cannibals. {17286}{17334}- He's right about that.|- That proves my point! {17334}{17406}What would you do? Abstain?|Let the zombies eat us alive? {17406}{17454}- Juana, it's not the same thing.|- It's worse! {17454}{17502}The team disappearing is a tragedy! {17502}{17550}You've betrayed everything|you swore to defend. {17574}{17598}I'm a cop. I enforce the law. {17598}{17694}You should've taken out|your weapon and told them... {17694}{17766}"The team stays and I'll shoot|anyone who doesn't like it." {17766}{17838}- But no, he abstains!|- A choir... I don't believe it! {17862}{17934}Well done, Dad! {17958}{17982}Shut up. {17982}{18029}The head teacher is right. {18029}{18077}They're second last.|They're not bad, but... {18077}{18149}- They're terrible!|- They're not stars... {18149}{18173}They're abominable! {18173}{18245}Pakete has blown three penalties. {18245}{18317}- Five! Wanna see the video?|- We've seen it already! {18317}{18365}You too? No! {18365}{18437}That's what Laura says!|Football only causes pain, rivalry...! {18437}{18461}Baloney! {18509}{18533}Out of the way! {18677}{18725}When I was little, {18725}{18797}I thought my father was|a superhero who fought evil... {18965}{19012}What do you think you're doing? {19060}{19108}Stealing the car, you clown. {19180}{19204}Bad idea. {19924}{19948}Grounded! {19972}{19995}Who are you? {19995}{20019}I am... {20067}{20091}Pakete's father. {20235}{20283}Now I know he's not a superhero {20283}{20355}fighting evil. He hands out fines. {20379}{20427}But he's my dad.|And I love him the way he is. {20691}{20763}Right now they're holding {20763}{20835}the match between Soto Alto and Axia. {20859}{20931}This game is crucial|to Soto Alto not getting relegated {20931}{20979}to a lower division, {20979}{21026}so I beg you to come {21050}{21098}and cheer on Soto Alto.|Thank you very much. {21098}{21122}Keep going! {21122}{21170}Come on, Helena, go! {21242}{21290}- Great!|- Go, Helena! {21290}{21338}What did your daughter|have for breakfast? Dynamite? {21362}{21434}Toni... Toni... Toni... Toni-goal! {21434}{21482}Toni-goal, Toni-goal! {21482}{21554}Antonio, I can't recall,|is your son's name Toni or Goal? {21554}{21578}Toni. {21578}{21626}Look, the Mother Superior... {21674}{21722}- Recover!|- Up, Marilyn! {21746}{21794}- Open up the field!|- That's it! {21794}{21890}- Everyone up! Up!|- Get back, defend! {21890}{21914}Back! {21914}{21962}- Go!|- Come on! {21962}{22009}- Ball...|- Good, guys. {22105}{22129}Come on! {22585}{22657}We'll surprise them with this simple play: {22657}{22729}Camuñas kicks, Angustias and Tomeo|triangulate, Marylin looks for a gap, {22729}{22801}Helena assists her on the sideline,|moving it back and forth or not, {22801}{22849}controlling the ball, passing it|to Pakete, who dribbles in a tiny area {22849}{22921}and hangs it over the six-yard box,|where Toni, unmarked, {22921}{22969}shoots it in, scraping the post {22969}{23016}or the top corner. {23064}{23088}That's clear, right? {23136}{23184}Are you training or broadcasting|an imaginary game? {23208}{23256}- Go, go, go!|- Come on, let's go! {23256}{23304}- Into the gap!|- Cover the back! {23304}{23352}- Pass!|- Angustias, look at me. {23352}{23376}- That's it.|- Good, Toni. {23400}{23424}- Toni, to Pakete!|- Toni, here! {23448}{23496}Great! Come on, Pakete! Let's go! {23568}{23592}What happened? {23640}{23712}- Is he dead?|- What's going on here? {23712}{23784}Guys, don't bother him.|Make a space, let him breathe. {23784}{23880}Let me through, I did a first-aid course. {23880}{23928}Did you throw something at his head? {23928}{23976}Why? Pakete was about to score. {23976}{23999}Get off. {24095}{24143}- He's asleep.|- How do you know? {24143}{24167}Because he's snoring! {24191}{24239}Easy, I'll take care of this. {24263}{24311}I'm Jerónimo Llorente,|President of the Intercenter League. {24311}{24407}We have our top substitute referee,|and the only one. {24503}{24551}Gordillo? Wherever you are, {24551}{24599}I want you on the Soto Alto field|in under ten minutes. {24695}{24719}It's all under control. {24791}{24863}- Did you see that?|- I did see it. {24863}{24935}- You'd have to be blind not to.|- Or Felipe. {24959}{25030}It had to happen at the best moment. {25054}{25126}Sit down. No, stop! {25294}{25390}UNDER 10 MINUTES LATER... {25558}{25630}Here I am, Mr. Llorente. Minute and score? {25630}{25678}Twenty into the second half, no score. {25678}{25702}Make me proud of you. {25822}{25894}- Drop ball!|- Excuse me, I had the ball. {25894}{25989}I didn't see it. And the rules|are very clear. Drop ball. {25989}{26061}You weren't here,|but the people saw it. Ask them! {26061}{26133}A player doesn't give orders to a referee, {26133}{26181}unless he wants a yellow card. {26205}{26229}Is that what you want, little man? {26229}{26277}Drop ball! {26397}{26469}- Go, guys!|- Careful, Tomeo, one's coming. {26469}{26493}- Marilyn.|- Toni! {26517}{26541}- There! Helena!|- Move it! {26541}{26589}- Toni!|- Helena, by yourself! {26589}{26613}Cover! {26613}{26637}Yes! {26685}{26709}- Referee!|- Penalty! {26733}{26781}Penalty! Referee! {26781}{26829}Ref, he pushed her! {26829}{26877}- Get it out.|- I'll get out a card on you. {26901}{26949}Wait, wait. Get back! {26949}{26996}Back! {26996}{27068}- Don't stand there!|- Back to defense! {27068}{27116}- Pass!|- Tomeo, look out! {27116}{27188}- Tomeo, don't pass it!|- Look out! {27188}{27260}- Simón!|-Camuñas! Camuñas! {27260}{27284}Goal! {27284}{27332}No! {27404}{27476}- Go, get the ball.|- What's up with you? There's time! {27476}{27524}Match over. {27524}{27620}- There's two minutes left.|- And the penalty. {27644}{27692}Please! Guys, guys, guys! {27692}{27740}- Put the cuffs on me.|- Have you committed a crime? {27740}{27812}- No, but I'm about to.|- My boy's a genius, isn't he? {27812}{27860}Look, I'll show you. {27908}{27956}The game was stolen! {28195}{28291}Pakete, the goal's behind Camuñas,|not Camuñas himself! {28291}{28339}We were playing great,|we were going to win. {28363}{28435}Suddenly the ref falls asleep,|this Gordillo turns up {28435}{28483}- and it's all a disaster.|- This team is cursed. {28483}{28555}Cursed, maybe. A team? I have my doubts. {28579}{28651}What if it wasn't bad luck?|What if it was all planned? {28651}{28723}A conspiracy? By who, Gargamel? {28723}{28771}Who wants the team to disappear the most? {28795}{28867}- Anita's mother.|- Wasn't it weird she was there? {28867}{28939}She's never come to any of them,|and at this one the ref falls asleep. {28939}{29010}Welcome to CSI: Soto Alto! {29010}{29058}We're missing something. {29058}{29106}- Toni and Helena.|- I don't think they're involved. {29106}{29154}I mean, they're here. {29466}{29514}This is your home. {29538}{29610}- What a joint.|- Come in, babe. {29658}{29706}Your garden's cool! {29850}{29898}What do you think of Pakete|as a footballer? {29922}{29970}He's moving up and up. {30041}{30113}What are you doing?|That's my mom's favorite tree! {30113}{30161}If she sees you,|she'll ground me till 2030! {30161}{30209}Pakete, don't obsess about it. {30209}{30281}It doesn't matter if Toni is|the best player in the school's history. {30281}{30353}And who cares if he gets good grades?|Who cares if he's good-looking? {30353}{30401}- How do you know he's good-looking?|- He's good-looking. {30425}{30521}- Do you like him?|- A lot. And he's straight up. {30521}{30593}Besides, he's got all the consoles|in the world, a superbike, {30593}{30641}and a 2,000-inch TV. {30641}{30713}His dad's got a potato-chip factory,|let's not forget that! {30713}{30785}But take all that away,|and he's a normal kid, like you. {30785}{30833}...but better-looking. {31048}{31072}How do I get down? {31072}{31144}- Don't worry.|- The branch is about to break. {31360}{31456}NECESSARY WHIMS {31552}{31576}- How did you do this to yourself?|- Training. {31576}{31648}- For what? Pro wrestling?|- No, football! {31672}{31720}But I fell out of a tree. {31720}{31792}It happens to all footballers.|Why were you up a tree? {31792}{31864}It's easier to shoot penalties|from the ground. {31936}{31960}It stings. {31983}{32103}You know what? I love football,|but football doesn't like me. {32103}{32127}What? Of course it likes you! {32127}{32223}- It likes Toni more.|- It likes you and it likes Toni. {32223}{32295}But Toni's better than I am,|and he's got more things... {32319}{32367}and he's better-looking. Ow! {32367}{32439}- If it were true, what?|- So you think so too. {32439}{32487}- I didn't say that!|- Just about! {32487}{32583}Why aren't you two like Toni's dad?|He always supports him! {32583}{32655}All you do is tell me I'm bad|and laugh at the penalties I miss! {32655}{32703}Better to laugh than to cry, no? {32847}{32871}Stay in the store, Pakete. {32967}{32990}What's wrong? {33350}{33446}So you put her on the team|so as not to lose custody... {33446}{33542}Partly, yes. Helena loves football. {33542}{33590}And the more settled she is in this town, {33590}{33662}the easier it'll be to stay together. {33710}{33758}But I'm short on money. {33758}{33806}He has better lawyers... {33830}{33878}and now the team's going to disappear. {33926}{33973}And if he gets custody, {33997}{34045}he'll take her far away from here. {34093}{34141}Helena doesn't want to go, {34141}{34189}but I don't know what to do... {34189}{34213}Marimar, don't get down in the dumps! {34453}{34549}Francisco García Casas,|come here, ipso facto. {34549}{34573}I'm going home to study! {34621}{34645}Are you all right? {34645}{34693}I don't want to go. {34693}{34741}I'm doing all I can.|I know you don't want to go. {34741}{34813}- I don't want you to go either.|- Convince him, please! {34813}{34861}I'll do everything I can, but... {34885}{34933}you may have to go. {34957}{35004}I expected more of you, Mom. {35148}{35172}Shorty, you've got a message. {35220}{35268}"Date in the Devil's House at Midnight."|Who's Helena? {35292}{35316}Helena? Well... {35364}{35388}Nobody. Why? {35388}{35436}You've got a date? {35436}{35508}Don't lie. I'm your older brother.|And I love you. {35508}{35556}Victor, I haven't got any date. {35580}{35652}- The dwarfs got a date!|- Shut up, Mom'll hear you! {35700}{35772}The microbe's got a date|with Helena at midnight! {35772}{35844}Okay, I've got a date, I do! {35892}{35964}You have to tongue-kiss her.|Look, like this... {36011}{36035}That's disgusting! {36059}{36155}I've got an idea.|Let's ask Mom how to kiss her! {36155}{36203}No, please don't say anything! {36203}{36251}Then you'll have to do something. {36275}{36323}- What?|- Confess, shrimp. {36395}{36443}And... action! {36515}{36587}Hello, my name's Pakete {36587}{36611}and I have to confess something... {37090}{37114}Pakete? {37162}{37186}Are you running away from home? {37210}{37306}No. You're dreaming, Mom. {37330}{37354}Oh, yes. {37378}{37402}Baloney. {37498}{37522}Goal! {38025}{38049}Helena? {38145}{38241}- What are you doing here?|- Going for a walk. You? {38241}{38265}Stretching my legs. {38265}{38337}- At this hour?|- Seemed like a good time. {38337}{38433}- And in the Devil's House?|- It's a really relaxing place. {38481}{38553}- Did Helena send you a message?|- You too? {38553}{38625}- You thought it was a date, huh?|- Maybe you thought that. {38625}{38673}- What a couple of suckers!|- Where are the flowers? {38793}{38841}You have to take flowers to a date. {39056}{39080}Sit down and don't be scared. {39272}{39320}- Hey, Tomeo.|- What's up? {39320}{39368}- Give me five.|- Listen, everyone. {39416}{39512}I know I just got here,|but I need us to make a pact. {39512}{39536}Our team is in danger. {39704}{39776}What's wrong? My sugar's low. {39776}{39824}I'm building a drone. {39824}{39872}A drone? I mean, a drone? {39872}{39920}And it burns up a lot of neurons. {39967}{39991}If we're sent down, {39991}{40063}Soto Alto is finished|and we'll all be in the choir singing. {40063}{40111}Your mom's great idea. {40111}{40159}My mother's very confused. {40183}{40231}I'm already gargling|to look after my voice... {40231}{40327}- We might not be the best team.|- Sometimes we don't look like a team. {40327}{40399}Maybe, but we have to defend it.|And not give up, no matter what. {40399}{40447}- We've got a job ahead of us.|- It'll be a secret pact, {40447}{40543}to never tell anyone or back out.|Are you with me? {40543}{40615}I've got offers from professional teams.|I'll have to think it over. {40615}{40663}- Toni!|- Just kidding, babe! {40687}{40759}As of now, nothing will split us up.|We'll always be united. {40759}{40831}As of now, we are the Footballest. {40831}{40879}This will be our general headquarters. {40903}{40974}- Did you say... the Footballest?|- Footmaniacs sounds better. {40998}{41046}- Or the Footballerians...|- I like the Footballest. {41046}{41118}- Me too.|- The Footballest it is! Agreed? {41166}{41190}Footballest! {41214}{41262}Tomorrow we're playing Islantilla.|Are we going to win? {41262}{41310}Yes! {41310}{41358}Angustias? {41358}{41406}Y-yeah. What could go wrong? {41406}{41478}Islantilla, the 8th wonder! {41478}{41526}Islantilla, the 8th wonder! {41526}{41598}Islantillos, where do we snack today? {41598}{41646}In Hell! {41934}{42005}- They're... Ores.|- And I haven't made out my will. {42005}{42077}- They're garbage!|- Guys, {42077}{42125}- play well and don't worry.|- They're noble kids, {42125}{42197}- well raised by their dads.|- Islantilla! {42197}{42245}Go, kids, slit their throats! {42245}{42317}- Machete them!|- No mercy! {42461}{42533}Little Spartans, come here! {42533}{42629}- Islantilla! Islantilla!|- Cobra, Fast, Furious! {42629}{42677}That guy was at the game against Axia. {42677}{42749}That's Chacón. The coach of those savages. {42749}{42821}Maybe they brought their|basketball players by mistake. {42845}{42869}Do an anti-doping test on them later. {42869}{42941}Don't smoke in the warm-up! {42941}{43012}Did you sharpen your cleats? {43012}{43060}Play clean, guys! {43084}{43132}Just kidding. To the death! {43300}{43348}We're wild, merciless {43348}{43444}All our rivals end up battered {43444}{43516}The ambulances gather at the gate {43516}{43564}Islantilla doesn't fool around {43564}{43636}- Camuñas, here!|- Pass it! {43636}{43684}- Ref!|- Come on, please! {43708}{43732}Our opponents {43732}{43780}- Come off with lumps|- Kill him! {43780}{43852}'Cause clean play is for chumps {43852}{43924}- Ref!|- And one red card from the ref {43924}{43995}And he'll be limping off the field {43995}{44067}Islantilla {44067}{44115}A nightmare {44115}{44187}- Islantilla|- Let me go! {44187}{44283}Go for the shins {44283}{44331}Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! {44355}{44403}We don't play with strategy {44403}{44475}It gives us an allergy {44475}{44547}- We don't kick with subtlety|- Blow the whistle! {44547}{44619}- We prefer a broken knee|- Hey! {44619}{44667}Islantilla {44691}{44739}A nightmare {44739}{44787}- Islantilla|- Look, look, look. {44787}{44835}Get his ligament! {44835}{44883}- His tibia!|- His fibula! {44907}{44955}Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! {44978}{45050}- That was a penalty!|- That's a penalty! {45050}{45098}- It was a penalty!|- What's wrong with him? {45218}{45266}Hello, Basilio! {45266}{45314}It can't be. {45338}{45362}Pesadillo? {45362}{45458}Exactly, I'm Pesadillo, {45458}{45506}your sister Pili's doll. {45506}{45602}Do you remember how much|I scared you when you were little? {45626}{45722}I bet you thought it would end|when you grew up, right? {45722}{45746}- Yeah?|- Yes. {45770}{45818}You grew up, {45818}{45842}but you know what? {45842}{45938}So did I! And I want to play with you! {45985}{46033}No, no, no...! {46105}{46177}- Ref! Penalty!|- No! Not again! {46201}{46273}Relax, guys. Don't worry. {46273}{46321}Trust me. {46345}{46417}Gordillo? I'm in Islantilla. {46417}{46489}You have between 15 minutes|and a quarter of an hour to be here. {46537}{46585}Crisis averted! {46609}{46633}15 MINUTES LATER... {46633}{46705}Just as well I'm here|to sort this out. Drop ball! {46705}{46777}No way! They fouled me bigtime! {46777}{46873}The smart aleck!|Yellow card for being a bigmouth! {46897}{46945}- What's so funny?|- That's not a yellow card. {46945}{46992}It's a photo of you in a swimsuit. {47040}{47112}Here! And forget the photo|or I'll give you a red card. {47112}{47184}The cuffs, put them on me,|I'm beside myself. {47184}{47232}If the other referee|didn't whistle penalty, {47256}{47304}there's no penalty. Drop ball! {47304}{47352}- No, no! Alicia!|- Get off! {47376}{47448}Hey, corkhead, ask the public,|the president of the league, {47448}{47496}the Eye of Sauron|or Snow White's stepmother's mirror, {47496}{47544}- but call a penalty!|- What did you call me? {47544}{47616}- Corkhead. From the tree...|- Red card! You're out of here! {47616}{47688}- You're sent off!|- That's you as a gladiator. {47712}{47784}- Breathe, stay under 70 heartbeats.|- Off the pitch! {47832}{47856}Off! {47904}{47975}Ref, you're clueless, a cheat|and you look like a Pokémon! {47975}{48023}- A Pokémon is...|- I know what a Pokémon is! {48023}{48095}- What type of Pokémon?|- Ghost! {48119}{48167}Oh, really? You're off too!|And with the gladiator photo {48167}{48239}because I left the red cards|at home! Off the field! {48503}{48527}Pain! {48551}{48599}Here! Pass it! {48599}{48647}Here, here! Pass it! {48671}{48695}I'm alone! {48743}{48815}- Mine!|- Carlos, behind you! {48815}{48863}Go for it! {48935}{48982}- Good, Camuñas!|- Okay, Camuñas, great! {49006}{49030}Good, guys! {49054}{49126}The corner and it's over!|Hang in there! A draw is good! {49126}{49222}If we draw this one and the next,|we're saved! The point's good! {49246}{49318}Great! Dislocate! Dislocate! {49318}{49390}Forget the ball! It doesn't exist! {49390}{49462}What did we say, son? Head on the post! {49486}{49510}Go, Tomeo! Go! {49558}{49582}Goal! {50109}{50157}Goal! {50181}{50205}Did he whistle the end? {50205}{50277}Ref, you're a goddamn piece of sh...! {50277}{50349}- Crook!|- I couldn't have said it better. {50373}{50445}What a game. {50493}{50541}Guys, {50565}{50637}Alicia and I got carried away by passion {50637}{50685}-and you saw what happened.|- Passion was to blame?! {50685}{50733}They've suspended us {50733}{50781}and we can't be on the bench|in the next game. {50805}{50853}So, while you were showering,|we talked about someone {50853}{50949}-to substitute us.|- Someone you know very well. {50972}{51020}You're going to be our coach? {51020}{51092}Why not? I know loads about football|and I never lose my cool. {51092}{51188}- Right, Emilio?|- Sorry, Juana, I didn't understand. {51188}{51260}- You don't have the qualifications!|- Felipe and Alicia didn't either. {51260}{51308}- They didn't?|- They're getting them, right? {51308}{51332}Yes, but... {51332}{51404}What a disaster. Dad, is it legal|to coach without qualifications? {51404}{51476}It's legal, as long|as the league doesn't find out. {51476}{51524}If they did it'd be illegal. {51524}{51620}Pakete, calm down.|You'll have all my support. {51620}{51668}But snap out of it|or you'll be first on the bench! {51668}{51716}I'm going, I need to be alone. {51788}{51860}I think you'll do|a good job with the team. {51979}{52051}Today we'll be training|Japanese-style: kemari. {52051}{52123}Instead of going for goal,|we'll seek spiritual strength, {52123}{52171}peace and harmony. {52219}{52243}Felipe, {52267}{52339}why don't we do all that|after we win the last game? {52363}{52435}Without goals, we won't win!|If we don't win, we'll be sent down! {52435}{52507}Then there's no team!|If there's no team, there's a choir! {52507}{52579}And there you'll find peace and harmony. {52603}{52675}This is my ranking of questions|without an answer. {52675}{52723}Number three: {52723}{52795}Why don't Felipe and Alicia|get together once and for all? {52891}{52915}Number two: {52915}{52986}Did Anita's mother|put the referee to sleep {52986}{53058}in order to make our team lose? {53226}{53274}And most important: {53274}{53322}Is it true that Helena is into Toni? {53442}{53466}Are you all right? {53490}{53562}I had to do something,|and I knew for sure where to start. {53610}{53706}We have to find out|why the refs are falling asleep. {53706}{53778}- Isn't that a police matter?|- The police won't investigate it. {53778}{53826}- They think it's a kids' thing...|- We have to win the last game. {53826}{53922}Without missing penalties, if possible! {53922}{53969}But however well we play, {53969}{54041}if the ref's put to sleep|and Gordillo rigs the game, {54041}{54113}- what can we do?|- Nothing. The choir awaits us. {54137}{54185}What do you suggest?|I mean, what do you propose? {54185}{54281}- Find out who's putting the refs to sleep!|- It's obvious: Anita's mother! {54281}{54329}Rubbish! My mother doesn't like football, {54329}{54377}but she'd never cheat|to get rid of the team. {54401}{54449}If she did, she wouldn't|let you know, smarty. {54473}{54521}We either solve this mystery|or it's goodbye team. {54545}{54593}And if we lose the team,|we'll lose more than that. {54641}{54689}Are you with me? {54713}{54761}Yeah! There's no need to put|your hand in all the time! {54809}{54857}Where do we start? I mean, what do we do? {54857}{54905}I'll finish my surveillance drone. {54905}{54952}- It'll come in handy.|- Yes. {54952}{55024}- Where do the referees go to sleep?|- On the field. {55024}{55072}And who knows everything|that happens on the field? {55072}{55144}Radu is head janitor. {55144}{55192}He's Romanian and mysterious. {55192}{55264}Some say that in Romania|I was a taxi driver, {55264}{55312}others that I was a taxidermist. {55408}{55456}Hello, Radu. {55480}{55528}Hello, Radu. {55576}{55576}NO ENTRY {55600}{55672}- We have to ask you something.|- Radu want no problems. {55672}{55744}Did you see anyone suspicious|on the day of the Axia game? {55744}{55816}- Radu want no trouble.|- Does Radu want a job? {55840}{55912}- Radu want.|- If the football team disappears, {55912}{55983}Radu has no field where Radu work. {55983}{56007}Radu understand? {56031}{56103}Radu saw someone go into locker room. {56127}{56151}But Radu doesn't know who. {56175}{56247}Did this person|enter the ref's locker room? {56247}{56295}Maybe. Radu doesn't know. {56319}{56415}- Was it Chacón?|- Maybe. Radu doesn't know. {56415}{56463}Guys, Tomeo just sent me a video. {56463}{56511}The first referee has woken up. {56583}{56631}Gerardo, what happened exactly? {56631}{56727}I felt dazed. I started hearing voices... {56751}{56823}and my grandma appeared, ticking me off. {56823}{56871}REFEREE OUT OF HOSPITAL {56871}{56966}Twenty years she's been dead,|the poor woman. {56966}{57014}As you can see, Gerardo is fine now, {57014}{57110}but the other referee, Basilio Rubio,|is still in this hospital, {57110}{57182}- unconscious and under observation.|- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? {57182}{57206}I'm afraid so. {57230}{57278}What was your relationship|with your grandmother like? {57590}{57638}We have to find out what room he's in. {57662}{57686}I'll do the dirty work. {57854}{57926}- Yes?|- Hi, I'm here to see my father. {57926}{57949}His name's Basilio Rubio. {57973}{58045}- Are you sure you're his son?|- Sure, {58045}{58069}we're like two peas in a pod! {58093}{58141}And where's your mother? {58213}{58285}My mother died, okay?|My father's all I've got. {58357}{58381}How did your mother die? {58405}{58453}Devoured. {58453}{58477}By? {58501}{58525}By... {58549}{58573}a shark. {58597}{58621}What kind of shark? {58645}{58717}Great white, 24-footer. {58741}{58765}In which sea? {58813}{58837}Mediterranean? {58837}{58933}Liar! There are no great whites|in the Mediterranean {58933}{59004}due to overfishing and water pollution. {59004}{59028}Get out of here! {59388}{59412}Basilio... {59460}{59484}Basilio, wake up. {59532}{59556}No. {59580}{59628}Pesadillo... {59652}{59724}I don't want to play with you|or the others. {59748}{59772}Go away! {59844}{59892}- I don't like cranberries either.|- A doctor's coming! {59916}{59940}I don't like tea. {59963}{60011}Or cranberry sauce. {60059}{60155}I don't like to picnic.|It makes me sick, sick. {60155}{60203}Go away! {60203}{60251}Don't look at me, please! {60347}{60371}The bag... {60419}{60467}The bag, no... {60563}{60611}But why me? {60611}{60683}Where's Margarita? The doll Margarita... {60803}{60827}Marga... {61498}{61522}Was that doctor...? {61522}{61594}Yes, it was Chacón. {61690}{61738}We need proof against Chacón. {61738}{61834}My mother's shop had everything|we needed for our investigation. {62865}{62937}See? This is Chacón's address {62960}{62984}and this is his house. {63008}{63032}Hey, Pakete! {63032}{63128}Your mom's junk is fine,|but this is much cooler. {63176}{63224}I'll show you my website. {63224}{63296}Don't get your hopes up. She's into Toni. {63320}{63392}- Who's into Toni?|- Selena Gómez, {63392}{63464}the girl you broke your skull|falling out of a tree for. {63488}{63536}Look, I'm not into Helena. {63560}{63608}And besides, she's not into Toni. {63608}{63632}One moment, girls. {63656}{63728}We'll go in two groups|so we don't stand out. {63752}{63800}Mine to the field,|yours to Chacón's house. {63824}{63896}Good idea. How do we split up? {63896}{63967}How did Toni get to go|with all three girls? {63967}{64015}It doesn't matter. How do we get in? {64015}{64063}I've got it. {64231}{64255}Yes! {64255}{64303}So do I. {64615}{64663}Me too. {64950}{64974}And me. {65166}{65190}I really do have it. {65214}{65262}Where's he going? What's he doing? {65334}{65358}Where's he going? {65406}{65454}Are you crazy? {65550}{65598}Fire and rage! {65598}{65670}Come on, little Spartans! {65670}{65766}Order and balance! Order and balance! {65766}{65814}ISLANTILLA HATES YOU {65838}{65910}- We have to get into Chacón's office.|- I think it's that way. {66005}{66077}I knew it!|We have to guess the code, girls. {66101}{66173}It may be his birthday|or another important date for him. {66197}{66269}I have to get into Chacón's head,|decipher his mind. {66269}{66341}Toni, stop talking to yourself|and help us! {66533}{66581}Hello. Is Mr. Chacón in? {66605}{66653}He's not back yet. {66653}{66725}He told us to wait for him here. {66749}{66773}Are you from the football team? {66797}{66845}Sure. Can we come in? {66893}{66940}Be careful, I'm cleaning. {67396}{67420}Wow! {67492}{67540}Bizarre! {67636}{67708}Wow! I mean... jeez! {67780}{67876}Mr. Chacón is very tidy,|he has it all perfectly balanced, {67876}{67924}so don't touch anything. {67924}{67995}Especially that red book. Is that clear? {67995}{68067}Clear as a bell. I mean, crystal clear. {68235}{68283}What do we do? {68403}{68451}Now! {68595}{68667}- Marilyn, come on. Hurry.|- Who's there? {68667}{68691}Get in there. {68763}{68787}SECURITY GUARD {68835}{68907}- What are you doing there, kid?|- Looking for the bathroom. {68931}{68954}That way. {68954}{69026}- Do you mind taking me?|- You can't go alone? {69026}{69098}I've got a rare disease. {69098}{69170}When I want to pee I get disoriented|and I never find the bathroom, {69170}{69218}so I end up doing it on myself. {69218}{69290}- It's disgusting, I know.|- Come on then. {69410}{69482}- What are we after, exactly?|- Clues. {69482}{69530}Aren't we looking for proof? {69530}{69626}- Clues, proof... whatever.|- Be careful. {69626}{69674}We can't leave any trace|that we were here. {70009}{70057}OPERATION SOTO ALTO {70153}{70201}Operation Soto Alto.|It's a video about us. {70201}{70273}If we take it, it's not stealing, is it? {70273}{70321}No way, on the contrary! {70321}{70369}- I'll keep it with me.|- Don't lose it. {70369}{70441}If there's an operation against us,|we have to find out what it is. {70441}{70489}Relax. I've never lost|anything in my life. {70489}{70561}We have to put a mic up there. {70609}{70657}This will do. {70897}{70944}And what idiot is going to get up there? {71016}{71088}Little Spartans, enough for today!|Everyone hit the showers! {71136}{71184}I so want to get home! {71232}{71280}Careful, the fall could be fatal. {71304}{71328}Get up there, Eight. {71472}{71520}Look, this is cool. {71544}{71592}Amazing, it's signed by Maradona. {71664}{71736}- What do I do with the mic?|- Sing it a song. {71736}{71832}- Virgin of Pilar says...|- Hide it up there! {71832}{71856}- You do have it under control?|- Of course. {71880}{71928}- No way!|- I'm going to investigate upstairs. {71975}{72047}That's it. Danger's over. {72263}{72335}- It's the show-off from Soto Alto!|- Thanks for everything. {72551}{72575}Hey! {72647}{72695}These kids are everywhere! {73102}{73174}- They're going to kill him!|- At least! {73174}{73246}- I left the video behind!|- Rip him to shreds! {73342}{73390}I'll go for it. You help Toni. {73438}{73510}- To the bikes!|- What? {73510}{73558}We didn't bring them. {74541}{74589}- Get on!|- Where'd you get these from? {74589}{74661}- Those are our bikes!|- Thanks for the bikes, Orcs! {74685}{74733}We'll leave them at Mordor station! {75979}{76051}I have once chance in my life|to kick a ball {76051}{76099}signed by Maradona! {77202}{77250}- Jump!|- Don't be afraid! {77250}{77274}Or maybe a little. {77778}{77826}Beautiful! {78377}{78425}Good afternoon, Mr. Chacón. {78425}{78449}Good afternoon. {78569}{78593}Helena? {78617}{78641}Chacón? {78665}{78737}Laura called, she left a message. {78737}{78809}Laura? I'm burning with desire to hear it. {79144}{79192}We can't go out the front door. {79216}{79264}What about the main window? {79360}{79456}It won't open, it's locked. What do we do? {79456}{79504}Break the window and find Pakete. {79576}{79600}But how? {79816}{79864}- Oh, my God!|- Like that. {80175}{80223}Just as well the chandelier's intact. {80391}{80439}It could've been worse. {80727}{80799}- Let there be light!|- Good work, Angustias. {80823}{80895}- We have to listen to this tape.|- Yes, when they bring the gadget. {80895}{80966}- Here, girls.|- What's this? {80966}{81014}- It's like voice-mail, but in junk form.|- Pakete... {81014}{81062}get me that museum piece. {81110}{81158}Your mom's shop is a bargain. {81158}{81230}With all the stuff there,|I could make ten drones. {81230}{81278}Just one would be a miracle. {81278}{81350}Chacón's sleeping pills are like my mom's, {81350}{81398}the strongest there are.|They could put a diplodocus to sleep. {81398}{81470}Chacón put the refs to sleep with them, {81470}{81566}- they're his weapons.|- No, no, no! {81566}{81638}Take off the Axia game, it makes me sick. {81638}{81686}Embarrassing. {81830}{81902}- What the devil is this?|- Guys, you have to hear this. {81925}{81973}- Hello, darling.|- Give it to me. {81973}{82045}I just wanted to tell you that|I'm very happy at how it's all going. {82045}{82141}Things are going just as we planned. {82141}{82237}But my daughter Anita|mustn't know anything about it yet. {82237}{82285}When she's older, she'll understand. {82309}{82381}Anita, that was your mother, right? {82405}{82453}- No.|- Who was it? An impersonator? {82477}{82549}Yes, it's my mother,|but she's not mixed up in this. {82549}{82621}- So why is she calling Chacón?|- And calling him darling? {82621}{82669}I don't know! My parents are separated. {82669}{82741}- Maybe they love each other.|- That's vile, I'm going to puke. {82741}{82837}Your mother wants to get rid of our team|and Chacón wants us sent down, "darling." {82837}{82909}- The enemy is in the family!|- It's all right, I'll ask her... {82932}{83004}"Mom, are you conspiring with Chacón|to get rid of my team? {83004}{83052}I hope not because, if it's true, {83052}{83124}my friends will think I'm a traitor." {83220}{83316}I'm heading too.|Being a detective is boring. {83316}{83412}And tomorrow they're taking photos of me|for a report on good-looking footballers. {83844}{83916}When you've got a minute,|I'll show you how to shoot penalties. {83916}{83987}- Our team's in danger.|- Three games, everything at stake. {83987}{84035}- We're a cursed team.|- They're horrible. {84035}{84083}- Wake up or you're on the bench.|- Drop ball! {84083}{84131}- He'll take her far away.|- I expected more of you, Mom. {84155}{84203}If we lose the team,|we'll lose more things. {84203}{84227}- Don't get your hopes up.|- I like Helena. {84227}{84275}- She likes Toni.|- She doesn't like Toni. {84275}{84347}- He's handsome.|- That doctor was Chacón. {84347}{84419}- Those savages' new coach.|- Your mother wants to get rid of our team {84419}{84467}- and Chacón wants us sent down.|- A conspiracy? {84467}{84491}The Footballest! {84515}{84539}The video. {84970}{84994}- What are you doing here?|- Why are you here? {85018}{85042}- I couldn't sleep.|- I couldn't sleep a wink! {85090}{85114}I argued with my mother. {85138}{85162}Come look at this. {85210}{85234}Here it is. {85306}{85354}This was just before|the referee fell asleep. {85378}{85426}Now look. {85474}{85546}- Chacón filmed him by accident.|- Gordillo was already at the field. {85546}{85594}He knew what was going to happen. {85594}{85666}- But he took a while to arrive.|- As a cover. {85666}{85714}Gordillo and Chacón are the culprits. {85714}{85738}Put it on again. {85882}{85953}- No, it's chewing up the tape!|- Get it out! {86121}{86145}Our only proof! {86385}{86433}What do we do now? {86481}{86553}Is it true that you'll leave town|if the team disbands? {86553}{86649}- How do you know that?|- I heard your mother tell mine. {86649}{86697}- Why didn't you say anything to me?|- I thought it was a secret. {86697}{86793}But you're my best friend.|We can tell each other secrets, can't we? {86793}{86841}Of course. {86865}{86913}You're my best friend too. {87032}{87080}Toni and I have kissed. {87176}{87248}Oh, well... {87272}{87320}I had no idea. {87320}{87368}He's invited me|to go to China in the summer. {87392}{87440}His father's setting up|another potato-chip factory there. {87440}{87488}China. {87512}{87608}What an interesting country.|Why did you kiss Toni? {87608}{87632}Do you mind? {87632}{87704}No. Kiss who you like. {87704}{87752}But precisely Toni? {87752}{87824}- Are you all right?|- Fine, can't you tell? {88087}{88159}What interest would Gordillo have|in Operation Soto Alto? {88159}{88231}Chacón's is obvious: to save his team. {88255}{88279}Gordillo... {88303}{88375}- No idea.|- What do we know about Gordillo? {88375}{88447}Apart from being an idiot,|Gordillo is a chemistry student. {88471}{88519}And today at 12|he has practicals in his faculty. {88519}{88615}- How did you find that out?|- Because I'm a great hacker. {88615}{88663}Anything else? I'm finishing my drone. {88687}{88735}How about we take a walk|around the university? {90317}{90365}"Narcotics and Sleeping Pills." {90365}{90413}A bit suspicious, huh? {90437}{90485}Hey! What are you doing there? {90581}{90653}Delivery at the usual place,|in 20 minutes. {91444}{91492}- Look at the time.|- Let's go. {91732}{91780}We need a shortcut. Follow me! {91804}{91828}CONGRATULATIONS {92403}{92427}Look out! {92883}{92930}I'm hell on wheels! {93338}{93410}- I can't take any more!|- It's like a mountain pass! {93434}{93458}I'm staying here. {93626}{93650}- What was that?|- I don't know. {93722}{93770}Presenting my drone. {93890}{93937}Yes! {95016}{95088}- He's going to deliver the drug!|- It must be Chacón! {95088}{95136}Here you are, boss. {95136}{95184}- Take photos!|- I am, but I can't see the driver. {95184}{95280}- Get the license plate!|- Got it! {95424}{95472}What are you doing? He'll see it! {95472}{95496}The remote's not responding. {96023}{96071}That girl looks a lot like our coach. {96095}{96143}Yes, and her boyfriend,|the president of the league. {96287}{96359}He's giving her... his whistle? {97342}{97366}What do we do? Do I get out my drone? {97390}{97438}I'd hightail it out of here|and not look back. {97486}{97510}Good idea. {97846}{97941}Dad, Mom, we found out|something really heavy! {97965}{98013}- So did we.|- Super-heavy. {98253}{98301}For a start, you entered my house|without my permission. {98301}{98349}That's not true. {98373}{98445}We got in, but with permission. {98445}{98517}- A lady let us in.|- You said you were my team. {98517}{98541}- You lied!|- No. {98541}{98637}We said we were a team, not your team. {98661}{98709}You stole my guys' bikes. {98709}{98781}We borrowed them because the Ores, {98781}{98829}your guys, were going to hit Toni. {98829}{98901}And we left them in "left-luggage"|at the station! {98901}{98924}You destroyed my house. {98924}{98948}What an exaggeration! {99068}{99164}You see? We didn't destroy his house,|only the living room. {99164}{99260}Pakete, go to your room while|we think of the horrible punishment {99260}{99308}- we're going to hand out to you.|- It's going to be scary. {99308}{99380}But he conspired to put the referees|to sleep and eliminate us! {99380}{99428}Madness... {99428}{99476}He has a video called|"Operation Soto Alto." {99476}{99572}- It was to see how to beat you.|- There were syringes in his house! {99572}{99620}- I'm a doctor.|- And sleeping pills. {99620}{99644}I have insomnia. {99644}{99716}On his messages there was one|from the head teacher. {99740}{99812}They have a plan to get rid of|the team and start a choir. {99884}{99931}Laura and I are going out together.|And we don't want Anita to know yet. {99955}{100027}Bad luck. She already knows. {100027}{100051}Pakete! {100075}{100123}Fine, I'll go to my room {100123}{100219}while you think of a horrible|and scary punishment. {100267}{100339}Kids at this age, you know... {100339}{100387}Who wasn't naughty? {100387}{100411}Baloney! {100555}{100651}I heard it all.|Did you really destroy his house? {100651}{100675}It's true! {100699}{100795}Laugh at me! Call me shorty|or microbe, I don't care! {100843}{100938}Relax, Paco. For the first time,|you've earned my respect. {100938}{101010}Destroying a house at age 11... {101034}{101058}You're so cool! {101130}{101154}You're so cool. {101178}{101226}Leave us alone, Victor. {101322}{101370}I'll leave you with the beast, Dad. {101586}{101610}Sit down, Pakete. {101945}{101969}Why did you do it? {101993}{102041}Because if we're sent down,|the team's finished {102065}{102113}and Helena will leave town. {102137}{102209}So that's the story. You like Helena? {102209}{102281}No. Besides, she kissed Toni. {102281}{102377}You should've talked to me.|I'm a cop as well as your father. {102377}{102449}Adults don't care about kids' stuff. {102449}{102521}You're not a kid, you're my son|and I love you the way you are. {102521}{102569}- But don't do anything like this again.|- But there's a conspiracy! {102569}{102593}Never do it again! {102689}{102761}We and the other parents convinced|Chacón not to press charges. {102761}{102857}We do have to pay for|a ton of broken things. {102881}{102928}Some of them really ugly. {102928}{102952}I'm sorry. {102952}{103000}Right. {103000}{103096}We haven't thought of a punishment|that's scary and horrible enough, {103096}{103144}but for now you're going to be|a substitute tomorrow. {103144}{103240}- Not that!|- You're lucky we're letting you play. {103384}{103432}- And Mom?|- Mom? {103480}{103552}She's as upset as if Atlético|were relegated to the Second Division. {103552}{103600}- That bad?|- That bad. Well, almost. {103624}{103696}- Do you want me to talk to her?|- No, no. Are you crazy? {103696}{103768}Tomorrow would be better, trust me. {103792}{103864}I trust you. As a father and as a cop. {103864}{103959}And I trust you,|as a son and a footballer. {104007}{104031}Do you trust me as a detective? {104079}{104127}What else have you done? {104127}{104175}So, Gordillo makes the drug that Chacón... {104175}{104223}- That is, the bad guy.|- ...uses to put the referees to sleep? {104223}{104295}- Exactly.|- Will it happen again today? {104295}{104343}- Unless we stop it.|- How? {104343}{104439}We can't make any more mistakes.|It's a miracle they're letting us play. {104439}{104463}We have to win somehow. {104463}{104535}It's the Santo Angel team.|We can't beat them. {104535}{104583}Who's telling Felipe|about Alicia and Jerónimo? {104583}{104631}I'll tell him. {104631}{104679}Good idea. {104751}{104799}- Felipe, can we talk?|- Of course. {104823}{104918}Look, we saw Jerónimo Llorente {104918}{105014}giving Alicia a whistle on a park bench. {105014}{105110}- So, Jerónimo...|- "So, Jerónimo and Alicia...?" {105134}{105182}"Not yet, but snap out of it, {105182}{105230}or they're bound to get together." {105254}{105326}"How did I not know?"|"Because you're an idiot. {105326}{105398}Like Pakete, letting Toni|get together with me." {105446}{105470}"What a whack"! {105470}{105494}Here she comes. {105638}{105662}What? {105734}{105782}I've played very defensively. {105830}{105878}- Too much so.|- I've kicked balls out of bounds. {105878}{105925}Loads. {106069}{106093}Are you going for goal... {106141}{106165}or not? {106189}{106213}Here and now. {106285}{106357}The kids are waiting for us.|We have to guide them to glory. {106357}{106405}I feel like "El Cholo" is possessing me. {106405}{106453}- No!|- Tell me why! {106453}{106501}It was all set. {106549}{106573}My father's coming to the game. {106669}{106693}- Are you nervous?|- No. {106741}{106789}Yes, I am! How can I not be nervous?! {106789}{106837}- Come on over.|- Let's go! {106837}{106861}Gather round here. {106861}{106908}Santo Angel are waiting for us,|my little demons. {106932}{106980}Beating them looks impossible, {106980}{107076}but in life, as in sport,|impossible things happen. {107076}{107124}Referees fall asleep, {107148}{107196}kids destroy houses... {107220}{107292}We're going to play|like a real team. United... {107316}{107340}...and fearless! {107364}{107436}We're Soto Alto!|And we're going to show it! {107484}{107556}Soto Alto! Soto Alto! Soto Alto! {107676}{107724}Let's go! {107796}{107820}Ramón! {107892}{107915}Helena! Go, honey! {108035}{108083}- That's my daughter!|- Her? {108131}{108179}What's all this? {108179}{108227}It's not about us.|It's because of the referees. {108227}{108299}Maybe we should've put them|to sleep a lot sooner. {108515}{108611}Soto Alto! Soto Alto! Soto Alto! {108659}{108731}Go, go! It's all great! {108779}{108851}- Honey!|- Toni, smile! Teeth, teeth! {108851}{108875}To the press. {108922}{108970}- Let's go!|- Go for it, guys! {108970}{108994}Come on! {108994}{109066}- Go, go!|- That's it! Yes! {109066}{109138}- Pass it!|- Look out, behind you! Run! {109138}{109210}- Toni's by himself!|- Helena! {109378}{109402}From here to the Champions! {109474}{109522}- Come on, go!|- Go, go, go! {109522}{109594}- Here, down low!|- Switch it up! {109594}{109642}- Get in there, Angustias!|- Come on, come on! {109642}{109666}- Get in there, David!|- Look out! {109666}{109714}Angustias! {109786}{109834}Toni! {109834}{109905}Just what I needed. {109905}{109929}What's wrong with you, Camuñas? {109953}{110001}Stop whining like a baby. {110121}{110145}Come on, go! {110169}{110241}- Anita, go warm up.|- Anita who? Me? {110241}{110289}Yes, you, Anita. {110721}{110769}REFEREE {111032}{111080}Help! {111128}{111176}- Play it!|- Fernando! {111200}{111296}- Up here, I'm alone!|- Angustias, look out! {111344}{111368}Corning, David! {111536}{111584}- Look out, Camuñas!|- He's alone! {111608}{111656}Goal! {111752}{111824}Juana, I can't go on. {111824}{111895}Relax, you were terrific, Casillas.|I mean, Camuñas. {112135}{112183}Let's go! It's fine! {112471}{112543}- Where's Pakete?|- Help! {112543}{112591}- I hear voices! From in there!|- Help me! {112639}{112663}Help me! {112687}{112735}Pakete, are you dead? {112759}{112831}- Are you on the Other Side?|- Help! Get me out of here! {112831}{112902}I'm in Radu's room! {113166}{113190}Julianín! {113406}{113430}Pakete. {113430}{113454}Yes, I'm here! {113454}{113526}- There must be a spare key!|- I haven't found anything! {113526}{113622}That's it! I'm kicking it in! {113622}{113670}Angustias, are you crazy? {113670}{113742}No, I'm totally crazy.|And sick of being a whiner. {113766}{113790}Out of the way! {113981}{114005}Angustias? {114053}{114101}I've broken my tibia and fibula! {114101}{114149}My career's over! {114221}{114317}- Guys, what are you doing here?|- Radu! {114317}{114389}Pakete is locked in your room!|We have to get him out! {114389}{114437}But Radu no have keys.|Someone stole Radu's keys. {114437}{114485}- You don't have any spares?|- No. {114485}{114557}- Get me out of here!|- But I have Romanian key. {114581}{114605}What's that? {114749}{114773}Romanian key. {114821}{114845}Let's go! {114892}{114916}He drank it! What do we do? {115204}{115228}You see? {115228}{115300}He's back from the grave|and coming for me! {115348}{115420}You eat candy and don't brush your teeth! {115444}{115492}You're going to need fillings, Julianín. {115492}{115540}And you know what? {115564}{115612}I don't have anesthetics! {115899}{115923}Well, well, well. {115947}{116019}My instinct told me my presence|would be needed here. {116019}{116091}Ready to go on? Drop ball! {116139}{116187}- What do we do? Pull out?|- No way! {116211}{116259}I didn't break a leg|to lose without even playing. {116259}{116307}- You just sprained your ankle.|- It doesn't matter. {116307}{116379}For once, I'm with Angustias.|If we lose, we lose. {116379}{116451}- But not like a bunch of suckers.|- We're not giving up the ghost. {116451}{116499}- Well said!|- Let's go for it! {116499}{116523}Pakete! {116571}{116595}Sorry, Mom. {116619}{116691}- Why are you apologizing?|- I don't know, just in case. {116691}{116715}Angustias is injured. You're on. {116739}{116787}Okay. Any orders? {116835}{116859}Go get 'em! {117098}{117170}Go, go, go! {117194}{117242}- Okay, you have to hold on!|- Hold on! {117242}{117266}Come on, guys! {117290}{117362}- Come on, guys!|- Not there, open it up! {117362}{117386}- Helena!|- Here. {117458}{117506}Goal! {117554}{117602}- Offside!|- Penalty, ref! {117626}{117674}- What are you saying?|- It was offside. {117698}{117746}- You're blind, blind!|- Offside! {117770}{117818}It wasn't offside! Come on! {117842}{117913}- Come on!|- Ref, you know what you are? {117913}{117937}You're a...! {118273}{118321}- Is that clear?|- Off the field! {118369}{118441}- I'm sent off? God d...!|- Juana, stop. Sorry! {118441}{118489}You're outta here! {118561}{118633}I'll give her a card! Choose the color! {118633}{118681}Off! Off! {118681}{118753}Red card for everyone! {118825}{118920}Will you leave me alone?!|I'm sticking that whistle up...! {118968}{119016}Very well, Alicia. {119040}{119112}The rules say that someone|has to occupy the bench {119112}{119184}or this game... is over! {119184}{119208}Why not you? {119232}{119304}- You're dying to take my place.|- Hold it! Hold it! {119328}{119352}I know the ideal person. {119376}{119400}Me? {119400}{119472}- No way!|- You're the head teacher. {119472}{119544}You don't have to do anything.|Just be there. {119544}{119616}Without a coach, the game will be|suspended and Santo Angel wins. {119664}{119688}Perfect! {119688}{119784}I want Soto Alto out|so I can start my choir. {119808}{119903}If you act as coach, I'll forgive you|for going outwith Chacón. {119903}{119975}- Are you blackmailing me?|- No, Mom. {119975}{120071}I'm a girl.|Girls don't do that kind of thing. {120143}{120215}All right. All right, all right. {120215}{120311}- If it has to be done...|- What's she doing? {120311}{120383}- What now?|- That's the rival team's bench. {120527}{120575}Go, Ramón! That way! {120958}{120982}Yeah! {121126}{121222}- Open it up!|- Look to your left! {121222}{121270}- Helena!|- Toni, here! {121342}{121366}Triangulate! {121390}{121438}- Quadrangulate!|- Toni, Toni! {121438}{121486}Pentangulate! {121486}{121510}There it goes! {121582}{121606}Goal! {121678}{121702}Yes! {121893}{121965}Goal! Go ahead! {121965}{122013}- That's my daughter!|- That girl. {122013}{122037}Mom! {122061}{122085}Yes, Radu! {122085}{122157}My son! You're a champion! {122349}{122397}Everybody up! Now or never! {122421}{122469}That's it, up! {122469}{122517}To the last breath! {122565}{122589}Anita, pass! {122637}{122661}Attack! One, two! One, two! {122685}{122733}- Eight, pass it!|- Attack! {122733}{122805}- Open it up!|- Toni! {122829}{122853}Toni! {123092}{123116}- Referee!|- Penalty! {123116}{123188}- Penalty!|- That was a penalty, ref! {123236}{123284}- Penalty, ref!|- I'll take it. {123308}{123332}Referee! {123332}{123380}- What are you talking about?|- Penalty! {123452}{123500}Referee! {123500}{123548}Put your glasses on! {123548}{123596}Ref, you're a goddam piece of sh...! {123644}{123692}You're a goddamned bas...! {123764}{123860}Off, off, off! {124171}{124219}Dad, there's less than a minute to go. {124219}{124267}The law can't wait, Pakete. {124291}{124339}I've come to arrest the person guilty|of putting the referees to sleep! {124363}{124435}Jerónimo Llorente, league president. {124435}{124507}I hope you have an explanation,|preferably a logical one. {124507}{124579}Of course I do, but first I want to say {124579}{124675}that it was my son and his friends|who, investigating on their own, {124675}{124723}discovered that someone|was putting the referees to sleep {124723}{124795}in order to profit from it.|And that someone... {124819}{124867}is among us. {124890}{124962}You're under arrest for|causing a public health risk, {124962}{124986}with malice aforethought and premeditation {124986}{125058}and other stuff|you'll be telling the judge. {125082}{125154}- What? It's a lie!|- But you couldn't have done it {125154}{125226}without the biggest cheat|in refereeing history. {125226}{125298}- Rubén Gordillo!|- No, Gordillo, no. {125322}{125346}Deny it! {125346}{125394}It's a shame you have no proof. {125394}{125466}It's a shame that I do.|For a start, you study chemistry. {125490}{125538}With an honors average.|What does that prove? {125538}{125586}That you made the drug... {125610}{125682}for the owner of this car,|whose license plate we have {125682}{125754}thanks to the young detectives|of Soto Alto Football Club, {125754}{125826}and which belongs to Antonio Pernía. {125850}{125897}How much did you pay Gordillo? {125897}{125945}- Off the field!|- You can't send me off. {125945}{125993}Much less with a card of you as an Indian. {126017}{126065}I demand to see those photos! {126257}{126329}This is circumstantial.|These photos don't prove a thing. {126377}{126401}But this does. {126425}{126473}These are the keys|that were stolen from Radu. {126473}{126521}He used them|to get into the referee's room {126521}{126593}-and put the drug in his drink.|- Yes, they're Radu's keys. {126593}{126665}I found them on the ground.|I was going to give them back. {126689}{126713}And this is the drug. {126809}{126857}Dad, why did you do it? {126952}{127000}For you, Toni, my son. {127024}{127072}So you'd stop wasting time|with these failures {127072}{127144}and join a professional team. {127144}{127192}- That's what you want.|- No, that's what you want. {127192}{127264}- I always do what you want.|- That's not true. {127264}{127312}Since the day you gave me your name. {127336}{127384}So, you don't want to play|in a professional team? {127384}{127456}Yes, but not yet.|Now I want to play for Soto Alto. {127480}{127504}They're losers! {127528}{127624}No, Dad, they're my friends. It's my team. {127648}{127672}We're the Footballest. {127744}{127792}Unless you're too busy,|you're coming down to the station. {127816}{127911}- There's a minor detail left.|- What's happening with the game? {127911}{127959}And what about the obvious foul on Pakete? {127959}{128031}Sorry, sorry! There's no referee {128031}{128127}and the regulation time is up. Game over. {128127}{128151}Hold on a moment! {128175}{128247}Jerónimo has a referee license,|and he's league president {128247}{128295}and impartial, true? {128343}{128367}Yes. {128415}{128439}I'm a referee! {128583}{128655}And as such, I must say... {128679}{128727}that it was a penalty, plain as day. {128751}{128775}- Yes!|- Take that! {128775}{128799}Yes! {128799}{128847}Hold on. Who's taking it? {128847}{128894}Toni! Let Toni take it! {128990}{129014}Good! {129158}{129182}Bust it wide open. {130213}{130285}Pakete! Pakete! Pakete! {130381}{130453}Pakete! Pakete! Pakete! {130453}{130501}Pakete! Pakete! {130525}{130597}Pakete! Pakete! {131412}{131460}Goal! {131460}{131484}Goal! {132011}{132035}- Goal!|- Goal! {132035}{132083}Yes! {132251}{132299}- Mom!|- Anita! Anita! {132347}{132395}Sorry about your choir, Mom. {132395}{132467}I'm not, Anita! I'm not! {132563}{132611}And from now on, I promise|I'll come to all your games. {132611}{132731}Pakete! Pakete! Pakete! {133066}{133162}Hello, my name's Pakete|and I have something to confess. {133258}{133330}I like Helena with an "H".|I like her a lot. {133354}{133426}She plays great football,|she's really pretty... {133474}{133498}and she's going to bring me luck. {133546}{133594}Today I spoke to her for the first time {133594}{133666}and it was the best day of my life. {133690}{133738}- My God!|- Brave guy! {134001}{134049}Bravo, Soto Alto! {134073}{134145}- Go, go!|- Brave guy! {134241}{134289}The latest news on sports. {134313}{134361}The strange case of the sleeping|referees was solved {134361}{134433}thanks to the players of Soto Alto, {134433}{134505}who uncovered the conspiracy|of Antonio Pernía, {134529}{134553}the potato-chip magnate. {134577}{134625}Soto Alto will drop the charges|against him {134625}{134697}in exchange for being|their permanent sponsor. {134697}{134745}- I'm so sorry...|- Why did he do it? {134769}{134817}He wanted Toni to be what he wanted to be. {134841}{134888}You don't want me to be|like you, do you, Dad? {134912}{134960}I want you to be what you want to be. {134960}{135056}And if you can do that,|I'll want to be like you. {135056}{135128}- Did you like that?|- I couldn't have said it better. {135200}{135248}The accomplice, referee Ruben Gordillo, {135248}{135344}has been given 10,000 hours|of community service, {135344}{135440}which will consist of|cleaning the Soto Alto toilets {135440}{135488}while singing the club's anthem. {135512}{135560}Pakete, a message. {135608}{135656}"See you in the general HQ?". {135704}{135752}- Your gal?|- No. {135776}{135824}It'll be a team meeting. {136135}{136159}Hello. {136207}{136231}Where are the others? {136255}{136303}At home. It's very late. {136351}{136375}Can I ask you a question? {136423}{136447}Yes. {136447}{136543}What was your favorite moment today? {136567}{136639}When we solved the case, {136663}{136711}- when I scored the goal...|- Those were good too. {136735}{136783}But my favorite moment was something else. {136878}{136974}It was my brother, he made me. {136974}{137022}It wasn't true what you said? {137070}{137094}Yes, it was true. Yes. {137142}{137190}Have you ever kissed a girl? {137238}{137286}I... {137310}{137382}No. Not much. {137718}{137766}Can I do that again? {137862}{137909}Are you coming with me? {138197}{138293}THE FOOTBALLEST {138365}{138437}I look at you today, I know you're there {138437}{138509}Holding on to the good times {138509}{138557}You kept for me {138581}{138629}- I couldn't be|- Breathe. {138653}{138725}The wild, wounded man {138725}{138773}Who couldn't understand {138773}{138821}Today I'm here to tell you {138821}{138868}That I'm the same as you {138892}{138940}We will be superheroes {138940}{138988}Becoming our own light {138988}{139036}Behind the storm {139036}{139108}The sun will shine again {139108}{139156}Only if you wish it to {139348}{139420}So come and we will find {139420}{139516}The desire to see you on track again {139516}{139564}If you want to carry on {139564}{139636}I'll be able to find {139636}{139732}Hearts that don't show|what they've been through {139732}{139780}And the time to begin {139780}{139828}Today I'm here to tell you {139828}{139875}That I'm the same as you {139875}{139923}We will be superheroes {139923}{139971}Becoming our own light {139971}{140019}Behind the storm {140019}{140091}The sun will shine again {140091}{140139}Only if you wish it to {140187}{140211}AND OUR TEAM {140403}{140451}I will let the light {140451}{140523}Take us to start from scratch {140547}{140619}With your honest ways {140619}{140667}And to think again {140667}{140715}Leaving fear behind {140715}{140763}And being my hero {140763}{140811}To the end 66912