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Okay, my friends. Invitations to see Fez
in tonight's Spring Sing...
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charmingly illustrated
by the hand of Fez.
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Great, something
to put my gum in.
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Just kidding.
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Oh, man, this
concert's tonight?
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Yes, it's tonight. I've been
talking about it for weeks!
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- Don't you listen to me?
- Fez, I don't know what
you're getting so upset about.
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- You know we don't listen to you.
- Yeah, I don't know, Fez.
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I mean, I'm still kind of tired
from the party last night.
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Party? What party?
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You know, the party.
You were there.
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No, I do not know,
and I was not there.
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- Someone forgot to tell me.
- Wait, are you sure?
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'Cause I could have sworn
you were there.
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Remember when the college girl got up
on the table and took her top off?
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- What?
- Yeah, that was great, man.
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Wait, even Smokey
the Bear was there?
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Fine. Fine,
what's done is done.
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The important thing is where you're going
to be tonight- at my concert watching me.
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Oh, it's gonna be
such a wonderful evening.
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Music, good friends and dancing.
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Just like life...
should be.
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( Rock )
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( Singing Rock )
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( All Vocalizing )
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( All Singing )
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( Solo )
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( All )
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( Solo )
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This is my favorite part.
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( Rock And Roll Flourish )
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( Ends )
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So, what do you think?
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I think whatever you're on,
I'll take two of'em.
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Hangin'out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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We're all all right
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We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin.!
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( Singing Scale )
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Perfecto.
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Oh, Fez, was that you?
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I could have sworn
I just heard Wayne Newton.
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Mr. and Mrs. Forman!
You came to my concert!
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Well, it's the Spring Sing.
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There is no place we'd
rather be than the Spring Sing.
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Now, Kitty,
that's just a lie.
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Ay, here comes my music teacher,
Mr. Wilkinson.
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He is unpleasant.
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Are you the parents of
this horrible little man?
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I'll have you know, he's been
imitating my accent behind my back.
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Well, first of all,
we are not his parents...
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and second of all-
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Well, the rest of it,
I just don't care about.
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I'm moving you
to the back row...
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so that no one can hear that squawk box
that you call a voice.
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The back row? But the back row is for
the untalented and the ugly!
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- Ay, you are no fun.
- Music is not about fun.
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It's about passion
and commitment.
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Have you ever been moved to tears
by the warbling timbre of your own voice?
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No, because I am a man.
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( Sighs )
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Well, he just, um-
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He doesn't seem
to like you at all.
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The British have
always hated my people.
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We won the war, buddy.
Get over it!
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Oh, good one, Fez.
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Well, you certainly
seem in high spirits.
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Of course.
Soon all of my friends are gonna be here...
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and we'll be
all like a family.
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I wish you
were my family.
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Oh, we would be
so happy together.
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Okay, kids,
it's nighty-night time.
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- Good night, Mom.
- Night, Ma.
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- ( Kisses )
- That's my mama!
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I love you, Fez.
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I love you more!
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I love you the most!
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Daddy!
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All right.
Sleep tight.
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And don't let the bed bugs
put their foot in your ass.
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- ( Laughing )
- ( Kitty ) Okay, boys, lights out.!
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And no more staying up till 8:30
giving each other hugs!
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- ( All Groaning )
- See you in the morning.
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( Alarm Ringing )
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( Rock )
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( Singing Rock )
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( All )
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- Are you people singing again?
- Yes?
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Good, 'cause-
( Singing Rock )
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( Together)
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( All )
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- ( Engine Revving )
- ( Continues )
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( Ends )
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Well, that was...
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detailed.
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You are one fruity kid.
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Now, remember...
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singing is all about
the use of the diaphragm.
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- ( Inhales )
- ( Giggling )
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( Sighs )
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And what's so funny about
the proper use of the diaphragm?
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It's the muscle
you breathe with.
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- Below your bosom!
- ( Giggling )
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Oh! Bloody imbeciles.
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So, this must be a very
exciting night for you.
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Yes, yes.
If the mayor likes what he sees...
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I'll be directing this year's
Dairy Days Dance-abration.
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Oh, that is
always wonderful.
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One time, they had
a quartet dressed as cows...
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and they sang
''Blue Moo-oo-oon.''
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( Laughs )
'Cause they were cows!
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Yes, I'm sure you thick-headed Americans
could hardly contain your grunts.
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Well, I thought
it was delightful.
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Hey, everybody!
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Bob! Hey, I saved seats
for you and the gang.
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- Oh, I don't think they're coming.
- Of course they are.
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Well, you know, I asked if they
needed a ride, but they said, ''No.''
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When I left, they were just
sittin' in the basement, laughin'.
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But the show's
about to start.
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Ooh! Then I better get
to the refreshment table.
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Did you know that all
that stuff was free?
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It says donations accepted,
but you don't gotta put nothin' in.
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My friends are still
in the basement?
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- I wonder what they're doing.
- Oh, I'm sure they're just-
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Miss Kitty, please!
I'm trying to wonder.
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Ooh, guys. Fez's concert
is about to start-
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Which means we have
three more hours without his sorry ass!
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Let's eat his candy!
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Yeah. ( Imitating Fez )
My name is Fez.
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I love candy. Whore!
Good day. I said, good day!
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Yeah, and the best part is,
that idiot actually thinks I'm his friend.
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( Scoffs ) Like I care.
I wish he were dead.
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Oh, hey,
we should kill him!
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No, I got a better idea.
Let's sing without him!
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- ( Rock )
- ( Singing Rock )
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Yeah!
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( Guitar Notes )
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( All )
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( Guitar Solo )
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( Ends )
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So, they would rather make
fun of me than come here.
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Well, honey, you know,
at least they're singing-
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like you'll be doin'
real soon.
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( Singing Upbeat Pop )
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Is there a bar here?
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You know, last night they went
to a party without me-
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a topless party.
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- What?
- Where?
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They were the first people to be nice
to me when I came to America...
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but maybe I am
not their friend.
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Maybe I am just
a goofy foreign kid.
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Well, can't you be both?
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I would settle for friend,
but I don't even think I am that.
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Well, you still got ''goofy foreign kid.''
That's something.
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( Marching Band )
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Well, the butts
are in the seats...
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but not one butt
is the butt of a friend.
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Well, this is just rude.
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They better have run out of gas or hit
a deer or something.
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Okay, places everyone!
Let's show them what we've got.
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Teeth and cleavage!
Teeth and cleavage!
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Well, that does it!
Now I am mad!
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All they care about is themselves
and their stupid, messed-up relationships.
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Boo-hoo! Love hurts!
Well they deserve it!
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Aw, geez, not another one.
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( Groans )
Do we really have to go see that foreign boy sing?
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I'm not going.
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I'm in too much pain
from our breakup.
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Even though it was months ago,
it still affects every part of my life.
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Me, me, me!
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No! Me, me, me!
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Wait. What about
me, me, me?
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- Me!
- Me!
- Me!
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( All )
Me!
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( Rock Ballad )
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( Singing Rock Ballad )
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( Sobbing )
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( All )
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( Disco )
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( All Singing Disco )
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- ( Rock Ballad Resumes )
- ( Singing Rock Ballad )
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( All )
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( Ends )
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Wow, I just caught the end,
but that was nice.
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- Leo, you made it.
- What, this?
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No, I got this
at a church sale.
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Hey, where's that dude...
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and that other dude,
and that girl...
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and that dude,
and the other girl?
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They're not here.
It's just me alone- always alone.
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( Sighs )
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( Singing Ballad )
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( Sniffs )
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( Slows, Ends )
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Aw, forget it.
I'm going home!
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Hi, Fez!
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Where the hell
have you been?
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Well, we were on our way here when we
passed by your music teacher's house.
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And I said, ''Fez hates that guy.
Let's toilet-paper it!'' So-
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So we did!
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( No Audible Dialogue )
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( No Audible Dialogue )
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- For me?
- Yeah, and then we had to go get some dog poop...
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'cause we looked at his porch and realized,
''Hey, Not enough dog poop.''
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( No Audible Dialogue )
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( No Audible Dialogue )
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There's enough
dog poop now.
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And we got you
an opening-night present.
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- Congratulations, buddy!
- ( Laughs )
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Bloody hell,
is that my mailbox?
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( Imitating Wilkinson )
Bloody 'ell, is that me mailbox?
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- ( Laughs ) That's dead on!
- Yes, I'm sure you'll all remember this fondly...
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as you rot
in your Barcaloungers...
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cheeseburgers clenched
in your fat American fists!
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You got that right, buddy!
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Aw. Look who has
so many friends!
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Don't ever leave him
alone with us again.
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I'm so glad you came. Tonight wouldn't
mean anything without you guys.
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Aw, Fez,
we wouldn't miss it.
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- I mean-
- ( All Singing Pop )
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( All Singing Disco )
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( Guitar Solo )
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( All Singing Disco Resumes )
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( Ends )
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Boy, do I know how
to shake it.
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Imbecile, you're on!
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Well, that's my cue!
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This is just like A Star Is Born,
and I am Barbra Streisand.
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Love me!
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I'm so happy to be back home
with my friends.
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( Singing Rock )
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No, nobody calls you that.
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And if anyone's
the space cowboy, it's me.
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What?
In your dreams, Forman.
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I am widely acknowledged
as the space cowboy of this group.
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And I also call
''midnight toker.''
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Wow. This cheeseburger
is bloody brilliant.
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( All Singing Disco )
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( Screams )
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Dude, come here.
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( All Singing Rock )
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Good, 'cause-
( Singing Rock )
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( Woman )Cut.!
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- You had it!
- That was your best one!
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- ( Woman ) Cut.!
- ( All Laughing )
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