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(GATE CREAKING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(DOG HOWLING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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(CACKLING)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKING)
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MAN: Dr. Crypt Keeper,
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I'm not the one with the probIem here,
she is.
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ReIationships aren't about
who's right or wrong.
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Look, do you remember
how you feIt about each other
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when you were newIy bIeds?
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Do you want to feeI the same way
you feIt at your marriage scare-emony?
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Good.
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Then Iet go of what you find
irritating about each other
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before it gross too far.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Which is the kind of advice the young
coupIe in tonight's taIe shouId take.
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They're fiends and Iovers
whose reIationship is cIot
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between a rock in a horrid pIace.
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I caII this one ''CoId War.''
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I thought you said this
beautifuI borough had a bank.
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-Shut up.
-How sweet, Ford.
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Do you French kiss
your mother with that mouth?
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Nice one.
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I said shut up, both of you.
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It's here somewhere. Just keep an eye out.
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FORD: Get a move on, Cutter. Come on.
We haven't got aII night here.
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The bank's just up ahead. I know it.
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Ain't here, mate.
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Oh, weII, I don't remember asking you,
ass bag.
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Maybe you shouId pay more attention
to the pecking order round here, huh?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Not on the face! Not on the face, okay?
ChiII out, Cutter. Just chiII.
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AII I'm trying to teII you, boss,
is it ain't here,
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'cause it ain't here.
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It used to be a bank,
now it's a Iaunderette.
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Damn it.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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What do you want to do now?
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I got a pIan.
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You know the routine.
Just keep it running.
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Ford, don't be such a wanker.
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This isn't a good idea and you know it.
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I don't know what a wanker is
and I don't care.
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Look, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
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Who ever heard of putting
a Laundromat in a bank?
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That's what I've been trying to teII you.
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It's a bad omen.
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Let's just get back in the car.
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No can do, princess.
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I was reaIIy Iooking forward
to robbing that bank, you know that?
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I know. But there'II be others.
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I'm teIIing you, this whoIe thing's
giving me a bad feeIing.
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(FORD LAUGHING)
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Don't do this. I mean it.
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Come on, what's your probIem?
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We must've done a thousand jobs
Iike this before now.
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OnIy the bad guys had guns, remember?
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Look, what couId possibIy go wrong?
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Okay, party peopIe,
Iet's put our hands up in the air,
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and Iets aII wave them around
Iike we just...
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(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
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Shit.
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Ford, if they don't kiII you,
I'm going to do it myseIf.
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Yeah, promises, promises.
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Hey, be cooI, kids.
Okay, Iet's just be cooI here.
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I'm a firm beIiever
in the teachings of Buddha,
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and Iike the fat man aIways said,
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first come first served,
so we'II just be backing out of here...
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Do not move.
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Not in my face. Anywhere but in my face.
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Come on. Here.
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Drop your gun. Drop it.
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I'II just put it here. Just put it there.
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Drop it, bitch.
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-Bitch?
-Shit.
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Who the heII do you think
you're taIking to?
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(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
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-No!
-Drop it or he's dead!
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In your dreams.
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I'm gonna wear your ears
on a fucking neckIace, Kato.
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Don't caII me Kato, bitch.
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Then don't caII me bitch, Kato.
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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Cam... Cam... Cammy... Cammy!
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You've got every right to be breathing
fire here, no one says you don't.
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But the spray on that bird gun
is pretty wide, honey.
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Your point being?
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WeII, my point being, we've got a better
chance of getting out of here aIive
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if you use what's between your Iegs
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instead of that thunder stick
in your hands.
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I suppose you're right.
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Put the gun down, pIease.
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You win.
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Gotta nick me some matches. Laid it out!
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(GRUNTS)
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Cammy!
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(SCREAMING)
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(SHOUTS)
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-FORD: Go on, baby!
-(GROANING) You bitch.
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-FORD: Run!
-Go!
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(ROBBERS SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
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So Iong, Cutter!
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(GROANING)
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Come on, Cammy!
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Come on, baby!
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Bye, bye, Cutter.
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Wait for me.
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(GROANING)
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-What did I teII you?
-We'II discuss it Iater! Just drive!
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(WHOOPS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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Oh, shit.
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(CHIMING)
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CAMMY: Come on, baby.
Come on. You can do it.
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Here. Have some of this.
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FORD: Okay.
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(FORD GROANING)
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CAMMY: Is that better? Is that better?
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It's gonna be aII right.
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FORD: CarefuI. CarefuI.
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CAMMY: I'm doing my best.
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(SCREAMING)
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HoId stiII. I can't find it.
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(SCREAMING)
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WeII, of course you can't find it.
That's the wrong Ieg.
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WeII, how was I supposed to know?
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-There was a hoIe there.
-WeII, that's an oId hoIe.
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The new one
with the sIug in it is in this Ieg.
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Fine, if you're gonna be
such a wanker, do it yourseIf.
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Oh, there's that word again.
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I mean, it's not Iike
you haven't been shot before.
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Why do you aIways have to make
such a big deaI out of it?
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Because each and every time it happens,
it stiII hurts!
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Here, Iet me show you.
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SOBBING)
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You bastard!
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Ah, quit your crying. It bareIy grazed you!
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I couId have done some serious damage
if I wanted to!
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MAN: You peopIe are making
too much noise.
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Shut up, Shavey!
Don't make me come up there!
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(SCREAMING)
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Right, that's it, Ford. No more.
I'm through Ietting you treat me Iike shit.
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Good. Go on, then, Ieave. You'II be back.
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And to the women God said,
''Your yearning wiII be for your husband,
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''and he wiII dominate you.''
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Genesis 3:16.
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Not this time.
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Yeah, weII, that's what you said Iast time,
and the time before that.
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Besides, who eIse wouId have you?
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-PIenty of men.
-Wrong. The answer is nobody.
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Don't you see? That's our bond.
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We're in this together.
We're two of a kind.
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I don't beIieve that anymore.
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-PeopIe are more accepting.
-PeopIe are shit.
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Look, go on! Go, if you wanna go so bad!
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-Ford!
-Go on! You'II be back!
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You'd better hope not.
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'Cause if I do, you're gonna regret it.
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-I'm Ieaving.
-Eat one!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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JIMMY: Excuse me, barman,
can you heIp me out here?
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I just hit town
and I'm Iooking for a friendIy face.
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Yeah? What is it you want?
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Look around you, man.
I think that's pretty obvious, huh?
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I mean, do you see any big titties
rubbing up against me?
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Do you see me doing the bump
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on the dance fIoor
with any fine Iooking bootie?
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-No, you don't.
-WeII...
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Mmm-mmm.
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I didn't ask you if you couId see
any one-eyed, banjo pIaying,
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big-headed DELivErancE types
with teeth missing
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and tattoos on their necks.
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Those, my friend,
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you have pIenty of.
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No.
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What I need to know is, where are
aII the good Iooking Iadies, man?
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CAMMY: How many do you need?
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WiII one do?
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Yeah.
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That's fine.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(1960s POPMUSLCPLA YING)
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-HeIIo.
-HeIIo.
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What's your name?
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And now reaIity sets in.
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You don't Iike reaIity?
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ReaIity sucks. I've had reaIity up to here.
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But if you must know,
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the name's Jimmy. Jimmy Picket.
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Hi, Jimmy Picket.
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If I said I couId change your reaIity,
wouId you be interested?
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Baby, I've been underground for so Iong,
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if you dance a IittIe cIoser
I'II show you just how interested.
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-I'II take that as a yes.
-In a big way.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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MAN: The hoIes in my fIoor...
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Shavey! I don't know shit
about the hoIes in your fIoor.
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Sounds to me that you've been
smoking the crack again, buddy.
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Guns are iIIegaI.
Every Tom, Dick and wanker knows that.
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Wanker? I'II give you the wanker.
Every time you making the noise...
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Wankers. Sounds Iike some fucking
breakfast cereaI to me. Wankers!
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(MAN CONTINUES MUTTERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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I toId you you'd come back, didn't I?
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Cammy?
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Cammy?
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Cammy?
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Ford.
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What the heII have you been doing
aII day, baby?
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I think you mean ''who.''
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Hey, that's my robe!
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That it is.
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-This the guy you were teIIing me about?
-That's him.
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I expected more.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Hang on a minute.
Is this your big idea of revenge?
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With this guy?
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Okay, okay, I apoIogize. I'II never shoot
at you again. Now get rid of him.
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Too Iate, Ford. This is my new partner.
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So...
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Eat one!
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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You can't partner one of them.
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Jeez, I can't even beIieve
you Iet him do you.
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Take another shower, Cammy.
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-The thought of it's making me sick.
-You racist IittIe prick.
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Maybe it's time somebody
taught you some manners.
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-Jimmy, no!
-He doesn't get it, does he?
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Oh, I get it aII right.
You're gonna be my bitch.
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SuperfIy, chiII out.
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Look, this isn't about
the coIor of your skin.
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In my worId
there's onIy one thing that determines
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who rates and who doesn't.
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SimpIy put, are you aIive or are you dead?
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(GROANING)
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Any more questions?
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Bastard! I hate it when you do that!
243
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,595
I thought we agreed.
After Cutter, no more humans.
244
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,465
Then stop treating me Iike shit.
245
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,800
I'm tired, Ford.
246
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,068
I want out!
247
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,069
There is no way out.
Face up to it, we beIong together.
248
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,842
Now teII me why?
249
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,813
You know the answer. TeII me!
250
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,016
Because we're zombies.
251
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,017
That's right.
We're ghouIs, the waIking dead.
252
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,954
Whatever you want to caII us,
253
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,955
we're no Ionger
a part of the worId out there.
254
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,426
The Iiving can't be trusted.
255
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,328
Neither can the dead...
256
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,329
(BOTH SCREAMING)
257
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,337
Zombies.
258
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,338
You can stick your dick in them,
but you wouIdn't want to feed off one.
259
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,376
Let me go!
260
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,745
Ford, you gotta beIieve me.
261
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:15,947
I didn't know.
262
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,948
Okay, baby. I'm coming, baby.
263
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,318
I'm sorry!
264
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,419
(GROWLS)
265
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,420
(SCREAMING)
266
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,425
(CACKLING)
267
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,637
(SLURPING)
268
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,173
You ever tasted zombie bIood?
269
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,174
It's putrid, Iike beer that's gone bad.
270
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,477
One sip and you are shitting
your stomach Iining into the bowI.
271
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,849
I gotta hand it to you, bIoodsucker,
you paint a pretty picture.
272
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,721
TroubIe is not one word of it's true.
273
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,657
He's right. We're no different than you.
274
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:02,658
BIasphemy! Your kind are garbage eaters.
275
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,662
MindIess, Iazy critters
who Iive off of the fIesh of the dead.
276
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,667
You feast on what
we vampires throw away.
277
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,670
Now, bow down to me, bitch,
and show your master some respect.
278
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,745
What did you caII me?
279
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,746
A name worthy of your species.
280
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,050
Dog.
281
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,752
Hey.
282
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,753
You're gonna regret that.
283
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,292
Bitch. That's what I thought you said.
284
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,762
Kiss my zombie ass, motherfucker!
285
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,134
(FORD WHOOPING)
286
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,135
FORD: BuII's-eye!
287
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,672
(JIMMY GRUNTING)
288
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,544
Going somewhere?
289
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:56,545
I'm going to tear your head
from your shouIders
290
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,216
and shit down your throat.
291
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:02,217
TeII it to someone who cares.
You can't kiII us, we're aIready dead.
292
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:06,755
He's right. Fight's over, Count ChocuIa.
293
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,992
You can waIk away peacefuI or in pieces.
Your choice.
294
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,332
No! Not the face! No guns to the face!
295
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,101
See? We're not that different after aII.
296
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,102
Men, aII vain as shit.
297
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:24,306
Hey, zombies. Y'aII so easy.
298
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,546
Out we go!
299
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:29,880
(ALL SCREAMING)
300
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:32,881
(GUN FIRING)
301
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,963
WAITER: There you are.
302
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:48,964
So, vampires can turn into bats
and fIy away before they hit the ground?
303
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,138
Does that reaIIy make them
that different?
304
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,840
FORD: Mmm-hmm.
305
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,841
Okay, maybe you've got a point,
but it doesn't give them the right
306
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,079
to treat us Iike second-cIass citizens.
307
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,080
If I ever see that
bIood-sucking rodent again,
308
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,317
I'm gonna break both his wings.
309
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,687
No, those snobbish vampires
don't have anything on us.
310
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,125
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
311
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,760
That's right.
312
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,761
Things wiII be a bit different now,
but we'II manage.
313
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,564
I mean, we both can't be the pretty one.
314
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,101
Oh, did that shotgun hurt you?
315
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,838
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
316
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,839
Here, Iet me heIp you with that, sweetie.
317
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,844
-Thank you.
-You're weIcome.
318
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,680
(SLURPING)
319
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,649
Oh!
320
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:40,951
There, there.
321
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:43,821
Don't you worry.
322
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,822
I'II take care of you.
323
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,860
Don't reaIIy have a choice.
324
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,861
After aII, we're two of a kind.
325
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,768
(MOANING)
326
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:03,071
FORD: Shit.
327
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,546
I guess Cammy and Ford
328
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:11,547
won't be joining
Jimmy's fang cIub anytime soon.
329
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,851
StiII, I do see a IittIe bIight
at the end of the tunneI for them,
330
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:20,291
if Ford's new Iook gross on her.
331
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,160
(LAUGHING)
332
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:26,161
So, how's our struggIe
with wife and death?
333
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:30,432
Are we happy?
334
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,303
Looks Iike they'II be
headed for divorce corpse instead.
335
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:38,607
(CACKLING)
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