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Previously on "All Stars"...

Jasmine, you are
and will always be an All Star.

Yes! You have not seen
the last of me yet.

[laughs]

Farrah Moan, sashay away.

Bye, guys.
I really didn't think

that Valentina
was going to send me home.

My dear Gia.

I would have liked
to continue.

I know that I have something
to offer this world.

I am an All Star.

Latrice Royale, sashay away.

Everything happens
for a reason.

There's something bigger
and better waiting for me.

Always large and in charge,
bold and beautiful,

and this is not the end of me,
darling.

Manila Luzon,
you're a winner, baby.

Monét X Change,
you're also a winner, baby.

Are we sending two girls home?

For tonight, "All Star"
rules are suspended.

No one is going home.

"Get ready to lip sync
for your life."

Boo!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Look behind you.

I have died and gone to hell.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[cheers and laughter]

Yay!

You look like a sexy-ass ho.

[laughs]

- Oh, I miss you.
- Yes!

Goop.

The slime has just hit us,
America.

We've got all these girls back.

Great.

There's a twist in the game.

We've arisen from the dead.

RuPaul actually told us
we are going to have a chance

at coming back
into the competition.

- Oh, really?
- Stunning.

Yay.

The message on the mirror

says "Get ready to lip sync for
your life, life, life, life."

What does this message mean?
We don't know.

Miss Monique don't look like
she missed any none of us.

She said, "I could have done
without those dead whores."

No one knows what to think.

Not all is revealed yet.

I'm clutching my pearls,
bitch. [gasps]

- This is not okay.
- What's not okay?

There's 10 people
back in the competition.

No, ma'am.

So if you are not shaking
in your boots right now--

Oh, I'm shaking.

You better.

Like we're all the way back
at the beginning.

These bitches have gotta go.

Miss Jasmine Masters,
Miss Juj.

What's the gig?
Hey, juj.

Do you feel any type of way
about going home?

Oh, no, not at all.

What would you do differently?

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

- No.
- Not even like kind of try

to prepare a standup
comedy routine

and know a little bit more?

Probably just like you
a little bit more.

Like a little bit more.
Okay.

The girls aren't happy,
but, oh, well.

I am back in the house, bitch.

[laughs]

Nobody knows
what's going to happen

with this message
Ru has put on the mirror,

and I'm not budging
until I'm crowned up.

[laughs]

Bitch, pause with a quick,
you look incredible.

- Oh, thank you.
- You really do.

How do you feel?

I mean, I definitely feel

like it was really devastating

for me to go home when I did.

I invested everything that I had
into this competition,

so to not get to show
what I'm capable of,

that is just
so heartbreaking to me.

But, you know, I'd love
to congratulate Valentina,

because she got to have, you
know, her win dressed as Selena,

her Ariana Grande redemption,

and she got to send Farrah Moan
home, so that was like...

- Oh, no.
- ...her orgasm of an episode,

and I'm glad
she gets to have that.

Bitch, you are bitter.

Bitter
is a really strong word.

With everything that me
and Valentina have been through

over the last few years,

I just was so hoping that there
was going to be something in her

that was going to have my back.

I just wish it could
have been anyone else.

What was the challenge?

It was a roast
of Lady Bunny.

We were all in the bottom.

- Except me and Manila.
- Really?

Who won the lip sync?

Double win?

- Both of us.
- Oh.

What was both
of your decisions?

Ooh, girl.

Gather around, ladies.

I made my decision

based on sitting there
watching the girls perform.

And I love this bitch, and she's
everything, she's sickening,

but today she just
wasn't her strongest.

So I had chose
to send home Valentina.

Boom. Bitch number one
says Valentina.

And it's nothing personal,
you know.

Valentina
had been in the bottom before,

Monique had been
in the bottom before,

but Monique did a better job
in the roast.

Manila, who did you choose?

This was a really hard
decision for me,

because I did not want to have
to vote any of you guys off.

And I'm sad because
I love this person so much.

But I also voted for Valentina.

Boom. Bitch number two
says Valentina.

You think this is cute,

this story of let's just
get rid of the bitch?

Well, you know what, bitches?

I still got another
motherfucking week.

What kind of jokes
did you give, Valentina?

Oh, girl, I was hilarious.

I was feeling
my every fantasy on that stage.

And the bitches were laughing,

and they were like,
"You weren't funny,"

but I'm like, bitch,
"You were laughing."

We must not have been
at the same roast.

So somebody lying.

Hello. [laughs]

Lady Bunny is such a whore.

Her sphincter ripped,

and she's been using her
denture-less gums ever since.

It just wasn't very funny.

But I'm not going
off of the critiques,

I'm going off of what I felt.

[all laugh]

I don't believe--

No, I don't believe anything
the judges were saying,

because I was good, girl.

Let me tell you something.

When it comes to me
and living in my world

and this little coconut head
that I've got,

it's a lot of fantasies.

And when I feel the fantasy,
it is my reality,

and nobody can change that.

Saved by the bell.

Saved by RuPaul.

I wish the "nobody went home"
thing applied to my episode.

[laughs]

Um, let me just get this
out of the way.

I'm not even like upset with
the fact that you sent me home.

What bothered me was
that I can handle the truth,

and I felt like

when you were giving your
reasoning for sending me home,

that it was disingenuous

and that it wasn't
the real, whole truth.

- It was.
- I just didn't get that.

The person I chose,
they are sickening,

they really do give you
the ooh-ah-ah sensation.

I knew that
this was your friend,

and at all costs, you were
going to save your friend.

- Lies.
- Baby.

- Lies.
- Baby.

Lies.
Disingenuous?

So you're making assumptions.

I didn't keep Monique because
she was my Season 10 sister.

I kept the bitch because she had
a better report card than you.

Fact.

She had a win under her belt,
where you didn't have one.

And, Latrice,
I will say honestly,

had I not have been in the top
and had I not been doing well,

I honest to God think

that Monique would have
sent me home over you.

I really do believe that.

I legitimately sent you home

for the simple fact that
this was your third time here--

Baby, we don't talk
about "All Stars" 1

because that
was a shoddy situation.

So it doesn't even count
in our book.

This is legitimately
my second chance.

You know what I'm saying?

- Oh.
- Just so you know.

Latrice doesn't count
"All Stars" 1.

I feel that same spirit
of delusion that is on Valentina

is now jumping over to her.

That's why you've got to be
careful who you around, America,

because that spirit of delusion,
it just--

y'all might have to bind
and rebuke it.

I was just trying to play fair.

There was nothing shady
under my belt.

Like I said, I don't have
any hard feelings,

and I'm definitely not mad.

Because guess what?

- You're back.
- There you go.

- Stunning.
- And I'm about to be seen.

I'm gonna be falling out,

jumping up
and doing jumping jacks,

high kicks, whatever
the fuck I need to do

to make sure
that I'm here to the end.

Let the games begin.

Hallelujah.

[all laugh]

Am I going back
to my old apartment?

Ooh, girl.

It just got fierce up in here.

Now don't get it twisted.

I have no hard feelings
towards Monique.

However, you did what you did,

so I'm trying to show you
what mama's made of.

Well, they always come back
with something to prove.

That's the thing.

Let it be known Latrice
motherfucking Royale is back,

and she's here
to win this crown.

America, okay?
Very that.

Love you. Mean it.

Bitch, I'm back. Yes, bitch.

- I'm back!
- Yeah, jam.

[cheers and laughter]

Most people don't know this,

but hidden
deep behind the tuck,

there's a big, throbbing heart.

Does it smell different?

Does it smell like drag?
[laughs]

And this morning,
she's so full...

Prickle.

...of questions.

You seem bothered.

I want to know
what's going on in your brain.

[all laugh]

Why are these bitches here?

Why?

Girl, I'm not bothered.

- Okay.
- I'm fine.

[imitating Trinity]
I'm fine.

The thing is, is Gia,

you're back to do
exactly what you do best.

[all laugh]

I just know--

You are back to do
just what you do best.

I am not bothered.

I'm here, I'm confident,

and I'm ready
to send you packing.

So you keep on stirring, girl.

Ugh, Miss Gia Gunn.

She showed me
what kind of person she is.

And now that
I actually have a chance

to return
back to the competition,

I'm just going to keep
a comfortable distance.

The rules are about to change.

- They are suspended.
- What does that mean?

That means that
the way we was doing it,

we were fucking it up,
and they ain't having it.

- Was it?
- Clearly.

- [all laugh]
- That's you.

[all laugh]

I'm just waiting for the gag.

I'm ready to see
what we are doing.

- Very that.
- Yeah, yeah.

[alarm]
Ooh.

- We about to find out.
- Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses.

My queens, join me
in a relaxing meditation.

[inhales]
Take a deep breath.

Mm.

Now, look at the queen
to your right.

And now, the queen to your left.

Because after this week,

ooh, child,

everything
is gonna change forever.

What?

I feel better already.

How about you?

But why?

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

Love your hat.

Ladies, as I told you
last week,

"All Star" rules have been
suspended temporarily.

[drum roll]

Now, everyone loves a comeback,

so today, for the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,

we're having
a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

- All right.
- What does that mean?

In reverse elimination order,

starting with Latrice, then Gia,

then Farrah, and then Jasmine,

each of you gets to choose
which current All Star

you think you can take down

in a lip sync for your life
to one of my hit songs.

What privilege.

#AllStars4.

I am so gagged.

Now, if the eliminated
queen wins,

she reenters the competition

and sends the current
All Star home.

Shaking in the boots.

Girl, gag.

Oh, and there's
one more thing.

Manila Luzon, Monét X Change.

What? What?

Because you were
the top two queens last week,

you have immunity this week.

- Yes!
- Thank you, girl!

Hallelujah.

Monét. [laughs]

Bitch, the right week.

And tonight on the runway,

category is
LalapaRuza Eleganza.

Oh.

Well, I'm sure you all have
a lot to talk about.

- Oh, we sure do.
- This is--

Can you shut up?
You're safe.

I'll see you
on the main stage.

Ladies and gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

[laughs]

Girl.

Thank you, Ru.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

[all talking at once]

Bitch.

- Yeah.
- That was all bullshit.

My stomach is in my ass.

Whew.
Thank you, Lord, girl.

I have immunity.
I am safe.

But it is a gag.

The eliminated girls

can choose
any of the remaining girls

to lip sync against

to try to take their spot
in the competition.

Girl, we can walk back
in this workroom tomorrow

and there could be like
four completely new faces

with me and Manila
up in here, girl. Shook.

I feel on edge
and I'm not even lip syncing,

so I can't even imagine
how the fuck y'all feel.

What if, in some crazy world,

like all the eliminated queens
send all the bottom queens home?

Well, that ain't gonna happen.

[all laugh]

Trinity!

Lip syncing is what I do,
bitch.

- Trinity!
- I'm here to stay.

Everybody's panties
are in a twist, honey.

I can feel the tension.

But if you think about it
for a second,

bitch, this challenge,
it makes sense.

This is what we do.

I'm talking about Drag Queen 101
right here, honey,

and if you can't slay
a lip sync,

you don't deserve to be here.

I did want to talk with you,
just because out of like respect

and out of like just hope
that we're still cool.

Yeah.

Because of me and my decision,

you're no longer
one of the current queens here.

I think it'd be really awkward
for Farrah to be back,

and to just like ignore
the elephant in the room

that I sent her ass home.

And just, "Hi, how are you?

You're back.
Are you happy?"

Like, I don't want
to be that girl.

How are we?
Where are we?

Do we touch base on this later?

Do you feel everything's
too new, too raw, or--

I want to know 100%
did you really feel like--

you watched the performance--
did you really feel like

based on the runway
and based on the performance,

that I was the complete worst
of the entire episode?

- Yeah.
- Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

I have been told
for a lot of my career

that I don't have any talent.

So when Valentina tells me

that she genuinely felt
like I was the worst,

someone who I thought
really, truly believed in me,

my heart just...shattered.

Even if you do have
hurt feelings towards me,

I respect that,
and trust me, I understand.

And you have the opportunity
to get rid of me if you want.

Do what you gotta do.

I'm not the kind of person
that holds grudges,

but right now,
it's just such a fresh wound

that part of me thinks
it would feel really good

to lip sync against Valentina
and send her ass home.

I'm just gonna let you
get ready

and/or allow you to just process
and feel your feelings.

I think Latrice
is going to pick me.

You think so?

- For sure.
- Why do you think so?

Because she came back
real spicy.

She did.

I sent Latrice home
for valid reasons.

Sister Latrice felt like
it was disingenuine,

so basically questioning
my character and integrity.

And she had things to say
about you eliminating her

that were so outlandish,
in my opinion.

That was--right.
It doesn't make any sense.

The reality is you've
had three seasons, sitch.

You have tons of fans.

You've been traveling the world.

But you still giving
the same pageant drag

that you was giving
on Season 4,

and that's why you got chopped.

I feel it,
but if so, I'm ready.

Let's go.

But you know what?

If I could choose,
I would choose Latrice.

That's the one I would want,
'cause I'm annoyed.

Like, if she's feeling some
type of way, boop, let's go.

Honey, I'm from New York.
I live in KC.

But I'm about them streets,

and I'm about that life,
so it's good.

All I know is this.

I'm not scared of none of y'all.
You understand me?

I mean, I get you,
but I'm also not scared.

- And you shouldn't be.
- Because I'm a performer.

That's what I do.

That's the point.
That's what you do.

And I got some tricks
up my sleeve.

- You got tricks up your butt.
- [all laugh]

Today's maxi challenge
is a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

The four queens
that were eliminated

are about to lip sync

against four queens that
are still in the competition

to try to take our spots
in the game.

You don't think
they're nervous.

I think they're shaking
in their boots.

- All of them.
- I think everyone is.

I'm not--I'm not--I really
am not--honestly, I'm not.

No, I'll be honest.

I think you are
a little nervous.

- No, she's not.
- I'm not.

You keep saying that, girl.

That's not going to be
my narrative,

because that's not
how I feel, Gia.

Okay, but that doesn't
take away from the fact

that I still think
that you're nervous.

Well, then you can think that,
but that don't make it reality.

Now, Trinity is not saying it,

but I see Trinity
the most nervous.

And I'm thinking maybe
I want to go for her,

because even though Trinity
is a fierce performer,

right now she is shaky.

I'm not gonna get nervous.

I'm not going to be
in my head about it.

I'm gonna do
what I know how to do,

which is what I do the best,
is perform.

At this point
in the competition,

I am one of the frontrunners.

So, girl, you trying to get
in my head ain't gonna work.

You ain't gonna shake me, boo.

Poof, be gone.

The one thing I know how to do
is do this assignment.

Is perform, yep.

Yes. And I know that you will
complete this assignment.

Bitch, with flying colors.

The fact that I almost lost
this opportunity again

has lit the fire
profusely on this ass.

Do you have an idea
of who you're going to choose?

I do have an idea, but--

[all laugh]

Oh, I think
I have an idea, too.

Because I was
the last queen eliminated,

I get first pick.

That's power.

I get to make
the conscious decision

whether I'm going to finish
my unfinished business

or wreck some other queen.

There is a certain part
of my ego

that is a little crushed.

Yeah.

Because I feel like,
oh, bitch, no, ma'am.

No, oh, no, ma'am.

What do you mean

about like about how
you were like eliminated?

No, just the--

The circumstances of who
had the power to eliminate me.

And that's just being real.

I ain't even gonna lie,
because bitches here

are still trying
to get at my level in life.

- Get on my level, ho.
- In their careers.

So it's like,
you know what I mean?

I'm just being serious
and being real about it.

By sending me home, Monique
might have won the battle,

but I'm gonna win the war.

And if you didn't want this,

you shouldn't
have tussled with it.

Believe that.

I'm gonna let y'all
finish this conversation.

- Because I--
- Oh, you getting too nervous?

- No. No, girl.
- [all laugh]

No, girl.

We're all saying that
we're not shaking in our boots,

but I feel to believe otherwise.

- Oh, I'm shaking in my boots.
- Are you?

Because anything's possible,
you know?

Right now I'm feeling
very nervous.

I have a lot on the line,

and I know what these queens
are capable of.

But you've gotta be fucked up
if you think

I'm going to let some girl
who got sent home take my spot.

Oh, hell no.

You may be nervous, but
you hold it together, you know.

Thank you.

And I think you have
this level of confidence in you

that I really, like,
wish that sometimes I had.

Being a woman that does drag,

like, sometimes I feel like

I'm not as confident
as I should be, you know.

Especially in this setting,
when you're asked to do things

that you're not the most
comfortable with doing.

Girl,
all the comedy challenges

have been up my ass.

Yeah. That's tough.

It is tough.

The pressure here
in this competition

kind of brought me
to a confusing place.

I don't feel good
about being looked at

like a man dressed up
as a woman.

I just want to be me.

On my little break
of being eliminated,

I realized that just because
I put on a wig and a costume

doesn't make me any less
of a woman, you know.

Even though I sometimes
had trouble with being in drag,

I love drag,
and me coming back here,

I'm trying to prove to myself
that trans or not,

I can always be
a drag performer.

You're very brave for
coming into this competition

and just owning it.

You know what?

This is a competition
about drag,

and I'm a fierce drag queen.

How you doing, sis?

- I'm good.
- Juj.

- How you doing there?
- Juj.

You ready to like
send a bitch home?

I'm gonna try to, girl.

Ain't no trying, bitch.

Trying to get these words
in order.

- Okay. Let the word use ya.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, you just gotta be ready,
bitch, because like--

I am.

This is like
anybody's game for real.

Uh-huh.

Have you thought about
who you're going--

Oh, no, you don't get to pick.

Bitch, you just gotta just wait.

I get the scraps.

You get the scrap
of whoever left.

I'm just ready.

Because when you stay ready,

you don't gotta
get ready, bitch.

Since I was the first one
out the door,

I'm going to be
the last one to pick a girl.

But lip syncing is
a very big strength of mine.

It's my livelihood,
it's what I do,

and I've been in drag
longer than all of them.

So expect the unexpectable.
[laughs]

But it is, no shade,
it will be good

to, you know, send a bitch home
that sent you home first.

- Bitch.
- Don't get it twisted.

- Oh, Trinity.
- Uh-huh.

Oh, you always want to tap
the ass that got you down.

[both laugh]

The one thing we know about
you, bitch, you're old school.

Oh, yeah.

And you're old.

- Oh!
- [laughs]

Shady bitch.

You older than I.

- Well...
- You are that.

- I am that.
- [both laugh]

Farrah, how are you feeling?

I'm feeling good.

You know, like,
it was really hard going home,

like, 'cause I just
wanted this so bad

and I really felt
like I had a chance,

and I put so much into it.

And I couldn't help but feel
like such a failure.

Yeah, you have to
remember, this is a competition.

This doesn't define you as
a person or as an entertainer.

You know what I mean?

You're really young.

Like this is just a blip
in your career.

How long have you done drag?

It's almost been seven years.

Okay. Well, I've been
doing drag for double that.

- Yeah.
- So you know what I'm saying?

- It's just a blip.
- Yeah.

So in another seven years--

- Who knows what could happen?
- Yeah.

Farrah reminds me so much of me
when I first started drag.

She is a hard worker
and she's passionate,

but that bitch ain't got
a lick of confidence.

She's got to get
out of her own head

and out of her own way.

You need to believe in yourself.

You know, you should just
feel proud of what you did show

and what you did bring,
because you are talented, bitch.

Yeah.

And having a weak moment

doesn't make you
less of an All Star.

- You know?
- Yeah.

You know, it really is
just your inner saboteur

- that'll get you.
- Yeah.

Trinity really just
spilled the hot T on me

right this second.

It's not about anyone else
believing in me at all.

It's about me
believing in myself.

You know, at the end of the day,

like, yeah, I went home
pretty soon,

but I get to have
a second chance

at maybe, you know, coming back.

Focus on getting ready
and slay this lip sync,

because, girl, this is not over.

Yeah.

We really lucked out.

Whew, girl.

The gaggerini.

Like someone could just come

and take your spot
in the competition.

Like the little
evil person in me

was like, oh, let's just,
like, watch this.

Monét and I are sitting
back here with immunity,

watching these bitches sweat.

I am living for this.

Pass me the popcorn.

Is there like a hotdog
I could eat?

Yeah, this is going to be
a moment, bitch.

I wonder
who they're going to pick.

I know.

That's going to be the gag.

Okay, should we just speculate

since we have
nothing else to do?

- Yeah.
- Okay, so Latrice--

So let's say Latrice
picks Monique.

- Boom.
- Boom.

Gia picks...Valentina?
Trinity?

You know,
here's the deal, though.

Like these girls
can pick anyone they want.

I would go for someone
who I knew I could beat.

But at this point, everyone
is showing how strong they are.

Yeah.

I'm just so relieved.

I am, too.

The remaining queens

should be shaking
in their house-down boots,

because these eliminated queens

have nothing to lose
and everything to gain.

I'm so happy I'm safe.

Oh, my gosh,
I can't even tell you.

We have front-row tickets

to the most dramatic challenge
in "All Stars" history.

Are you shaving over
your foundation, bitch?

Yeah, because I can't really
shave like dry shave.

Oh. Did they teach you that
in jail, too?

- [all laugh]
- Oh, my God.

- Tell me.
- She is being so shady.

You know,
if I were in your position,

I wouldn't fuck with me.
[all laugh]

You don't got your flag
for this one, bitch.

I don't need flags, baby.

I don't need flags.
Have you seen me?

Okay, 'cause I've seen you.

Oh, shady shit.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass
in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage, are you ready
for a LalapaRuza?

Honey, I can't spell it,
but I'm so excited.

[laughs]

Style superstar
Carson Kressley.

I hope you're buckled up,

'cause this could be
a bumpy ride.

I've got my strap on.

[laughs]

Low and tight.

Oh, my God, I've been waiting
years for this.

[all laugh]

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, have you ever had
to lip sync for your life?

I was young.
I needed the money.

It wasn't my fault.

Take off your top, Coco.

[laughs]

For the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,

all four
of the eliminated queens

can return to the competition

if they can beat
one of the current All Stars

in a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies and gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

♪ She's a super queen,
super queen ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

Category is
LalapaRuza Eleganza.

- I thought you knew.
- [all laugh]

First up, Jasmine Masters.

Rosebud.

Is that her rosebud
or her glitterus?

[RuPaul laughs]

I decided to wear a catsuit.

You know, show a little curve,
a little tits and ass.

I just felt good in this,
you know what I mean?

I mean, I've been eating salads
since I've been here.

Rosie is riveting, honey.

You don't wanna get pricked
by that rose.

Oh, maybe you do.

Farrah Moan.

Piñata.

[all laugh]

Nobody can tell me anything

in my gorgeous ribbony
sunset dance costume.

It's got movement.
It sparkles.

I feel like a million bucks.

Oh, she's taking deliveries
in the what?

Bam, bam, bam, bam.

Gia Gunn.

Now we know what happened
with Hermione Granger.

Yes. Satan's school for girls.

[all laugh]

I'm ready to slay.

My ponytail is yanked
back to my skull.

It's sewn in there.

My reveal is ready,

and I'm ready to give it.

This schoolgirl graduated

cumma sum louda and louda
and louda.

Latrice Royale.

Hey, what's the big teal?

We love a queen
with fringe benefits.

I'm fully rhinestoned
and fringed.

Sexy cutouts
swirling across my bosom,

so when
I shaka-shaka-shaka,

you're gonna get
a carwash effect.

[laughs]

Oh, shake it,
don't break it, honey,

'cause it ain't yet paid for.

[all laugh]

Manila Luzon.

Hey, Michelle,
what's for dinner?

Reservations.

[all laugh]

I'm serving you
spaghetti and meatballs.

Like, literally.

Don't eat my dress
or you'll get garlic breath.

Oh, my goodness,
look at those meatballs.

Think of the pasta-bilities.

[all laugh]

Monét X Change.

We can see
all of her grey garden.

Oh, touch all
of this glamour, honey.

Girl, the bitch
has immunity tonight,

but I'm not letting that stop me
from turning a look, girl.

I want to prove to these judges
every time

why I deserve to be here.

She's at the taupe
of her game.

Love your hair.
Taupe you win.

[all laugh]

Monique Heart.

Yes, you heard it.

That Kansas City barbecue,
honey.

You better give us some of that
Monique Heart barbecue sauce.

She's spilling that sauce,
henny.

I got my little tassels.

A little purple and blue moment.

And I have this giant hair on,
America.

Volume for the back row.
Cute.

Barbecue?
She comes with her own napkins.

[all laugh]

Here comes Naomi Smalls.

Two questions:
is it Red Vines or Twizzlers,

and can you Cher?

[all laugh]

This is Naomi Smalls in creepy
leather bondage fashion.

The hair touches her ass.

She's wearing her Bratz Doll
signature makeup.

Like this is the epitome
of Naomi Smalls.

That's what I call
strapping.

Up next, Trinity The Tuck.

Cloak and hidden dagger.

Cloak and gag her.

[RuPaul laughs]

I'm wearing
this dark, heavy cloak

so you don't see what's
underneath it, bitch.

I have tricks up my sleeve,
and you ain't seen it yet.

What is it?
Show us!

- No reveal is the new reveal.
- Mm-hmm.

Valentina.

Ooh, cat suit.

Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.

[Ross laughs]

I'm giving you
draggy-drag-drag drag,

giving you the boots,

giving you a little Selena
in there.

Dip it low, pick it up slow.

Anything you need
I can do in this outfit.

Hey, kitty girl.

Cat-egory is...

♪ She's a super queen ♪

Welcome to the "All Stars"
Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

The time has come

for you to prove to me

that you've got the hunger

to slay your way into
the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Manila Lasagna--
I mean, Manila Luzon,

Monét X Change.

Last week, you were the top two.

This week,
you are both safe.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

RuPaul says all the time,
"Girl...

safe don't win no crowns."

But I have never been
so happy to be safe.

And I'm ready to be entertained.

Earlier tonight,
the four eliminated queens

chose which current All Star

they will be lip syncing
for their lives against.

The first eliminated queen

to fight her way back
into the competition is...

Jasmine Masters.

Jasmine, please reveal
which current All Star

you'll be lip syncing against.

I was the last to pick,

and I ended up with the girl
that nobody else wanted,

and it worked out perfect.

Trinity.

Trinity The Tuck.

And trust me,
I got something for her.

All right.

Will the rest of you ladies

please step
to the back of the stage?

[whispers]
Good luck, Jazzy.

Thank you, ma'am.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare
lip sync performances

of four of my songs.

And for the occasion,

I have chosen to waive
the licensing fees.

[all chuckle]

On two of the songs.

[all laugh]

Each of these boxes
contains a different track.

Trinity,
you get to choose a box.

Do you choose box number one,
box number two,

box number three,
or box number four?

Choose wisely.

I mean, I love all the boxes,

but I would love to look inside
box number three.

Bruno, show us
what's in box number three.

"Peanut Butter."

You ready
for some "Peanut Butter?"

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

In a moment, I'll ask one of you
to shantay, which means stay,

and one of you
to sashay away forever.

Some sage advice for Trinity

is don't be taking naps
on Jasmine Masters.

This lip sync better be right.

If not, bye-bye.

Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

and save yourself
from a final elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

This is the biggest night
this competition has ever seen,

and I will slay
whatever bitch I have to to win.

I ain't going home.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]
Uh-huh. Oh, yes, honey.

Due to the fact that her
thighs spread just like--

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah ♪

- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪
- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Gotta walk
right through that door ♪

♪ Like before ♪

♪ High, high heels
on a hardwood floor ♪

♪ They all coming back
for more ♪

♪ Back--back for more ♪

♪ Get it up,
do it right this time ♪

- ♪ Ass so fine ♪
- ♪ RuPaul ♪

♪ Never gonna stop
till the beat is mine ♪

♪ Come round
if you so inclined ♪

♪ RuPaul, Paul, Paul ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Let me see y'all ♪

♪ Let me--
let me see y'all work ♪

- ♪ Peanut butter ♪
- ♪ Peanut butter ♪

♪ Peanut butter ♪

♪ Here's Big Freedia ♪

♪ The queen diva ♪

♪ Let me see you work ya
feet-ah ♪

♪ Hot off the heat-ah ♪

♪ Making your cheese-ah ♪

♪ Your cheese, your cheese,
your cheese-ah ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
- ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
- ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
- ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

♪ Strawberry jelly
taste so good ♪

- ♪ Peanut butter head ♪
- ♪ Kiss my donk ♪

♪ Your mama's in the kitchen ♪

♪ Make you work your trunk ♪

- ♪ Your daddy's in jail ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪

- ♪ Raising hell ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪

♪ And your sister
on the corner ♪

♪ Sister on the corner
selling ♪

♪ Oh, yes, honey ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
peanut butter ♪

Please let Trinity
do her famous butt shake.

Please let Trinity
do her famous butt shake.

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

[cheering]

♪ P-p-p-p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

Yeah! She did
her famous butt shake.

♪ Let me get
another track, DJ ♪

♪ Watch me shake ♪

♪ Yeah, all the brothers
want to eat this cake ♪

♪ Let me show you
how to instigate ♪

Trinity just jiggle,
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

And there I go,
shaking my little padded ass,

and nothing is moving.

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah
p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Let me see y'all work ♪

- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪
- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Peanut Butter ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Yes, bitch.
- Oh, my God.

I wore myself out. Shit.

Wow, that was amazing.

And made me so hungry.

[all laugh]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the
"All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

I have worked so hard

and come too far
in this competition

to go home at this point.

But is it enough?

Trinity...

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Whoo! Thank God.

I am one step closer to my goal.

You may join the other girls.

I just want to tell you
one thing.

It ain't jelly or jam.

[all laugh]

Then what is it?

You know what it is, girl.

You know what it is.

[chuckles]

- Jasmine.
- Hey.

Thank you for coming back.

You are and always will be
forever and ever an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

- [applause]
- Miss Jasmine.

I have no regrets.

I can't get bitter.
I can't be upset.

I can't say, "Woe is me."

No, I can't do that, because
I am a great drag queen.

And I'm a winner, baby.

Farrah Moan
and the bottom three All Stars,

please step forward.

I really want to have

a shining moment
in this competition.

I have to put myself first,

instead of worrying about
what everyone else thinks of me.

I believe in myself,
and I want this.

Let's play the damn game.

Farrah Moan, which queen
have you chosen

to lip sync against?

Well, Ru, I chose...

[drum roll]

Valentina.

Cue the telenovela music.

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps] I knew it.

Will the rest of you ladies

please step
to the back of the stage?

This is heavy.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

What, only three?

Valentina, do you pick
box number one, box number two,

or box number four?

My favorite number, one.

Sean, darling,
show us what's in your box.

Ooh, meow.

Hey, kitty girl.

With Farrah and us
fixing our relationship

and me sending her home,

like, of course
I feel emotional

and vulnerable right now.

But I'm not just
going to let somebody

come in and take my spot.

I want to win this crown.

This is not done.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from a final elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

for your...

[echoing] life!

Farrah Moan and Valentina.

Frenemies
if I ever heard the word.

This is either Farrah's revenge
or Valentina laughing twice.

So we about to see.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ In the dis-,
in the dis- ♪

♪ In the dis-,
in the dis- ♪

♪ Help me,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street
stepping to the beat ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ Get your twirl ♪

♪ In the disco heat ♪

♪ You're the boogie-
body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Gone tomorrow,
but you're here for today ♪

♪ Catwalk it ♪

♪ Like the world
is your run-run-runway ♪

♪ People say that
when the dog is away ♪

♪ Kitty cats are gonna
come out and play ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street
stepping to the beat... ♪

Valentina is purr-ty good.

Girl, she is fighting
to the end,

and I live for her.

♪ You're the boogie-
body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ B-boogie-
body-rocking queen... ♪

I'm actually rooting
for Farrah,

because she's giving me
all the Christina Aguilera,

Britney Spears, pop-star,
sex kitten realness

that I need from her.

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ In the disco heat ♪

♪ You're the boogie-
body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, k-kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, kitty, kitty girl ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rock,
b-b-boogie-body-rock ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
hey, kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, k-kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, kitty, kitty girl ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Shooby dooby do da day ♪

[laughs]

♪ Shooby dooby do da day ♪

- Work it.
- [applause]

Yes, Miss Valentina.

I just completely gave you
everything that I've got,

and I hope that I proved
how bad I want this.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the
"All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Valentina...

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Thank you so much.

Aah!

Hercules, Hercules!

Valentina, you may join
the other girls.

Thank you.

- I love you, baby.
- [kisses]

[applause]

My beautiful Farrah,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you, Ru.

[kisses]

[applause]

I feel at peace right now.

My performance was pretty
fucking fierce.

I'm just going to always
continue to believe in myself

and better my craft.

Until next time, love you.

[kiss]

Gia Gunn
and the bottom two All Stars.

Please step up
to the front of the stage.

I want to come back
into the competition,

so I'm looking for the queen
that I can beat.

I'm not looking at some queen

that I know is going
to jump up into a split

and a death drop
in the first five seconds.

Please.
I was on Season 6,

eliminated by Laganja.

Not doing that again.

Gia Gunn.

Which queen have you chosen

to lip sync against?

So I chose Naomi Smalls.

Ooh.

Really?

Gia comes from
the House of Edwards,

AKA the House of Stunts,
Shenanigans, Buffoonery.

So she could have
something up her sleeve,

but, bitch, you better bring it.

Monique Heart, will you please
step to the back of the stage?

The writing's on the wall,
bitch.

Latrice chose Monique.

But first, Gia and Naomi
are going to battle.

This is gonna be good, bitch.

I'm into it.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

Oh, what lovely boxes
you have.

[laughs]

Naomi,
what do you have in mind?

Box number two
or box number four?

Think about it good, sis.
Think about it good.

I'm going to go with redhead,
box number four.

Bryce, I've waited
a long time to say this.

Show us what you're packin'.

"Adrenaline."

Oh, my goodness.

Baby, one shot, one shot
of adrenaline. Here we go.

Bring out your dollars, coins,
pesos, euros, or yens,

because, baby, I'm ready.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from a final elimination.

[whispering]
The time has come...

[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

for your...

[echoing] life!

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

♪ And to the ones I love ♪

♪ Know that
you're the reason why ♪

♪ I dare to live my life ♪

♪ I dare to liberate my mind ♪

♪ You're running through
my veins ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Give me one shot, one shot ♪

♪ Of adrenaline ♪

♪ Adrenaline ♪

♪ One shot, one shot... ♪

Naomi is gooping me, honey.

She's ra-ka-ka-ka legs.

She's just going down.
It's stunning.

♪ One shot of adrenaline ♪

Yes.

These girls are both wearing
human hair bundles.

It is the human hair bundle
competition of life.

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ And to the ones I love ♪

♪ Know that
you're the reason why ♪

♪ I dare to live my life ♪

♪ I dare to liberate my mind ♪

♪ You're running through
my veins ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Give me one shot,
one shot... ♪

Whoo!

♪ Of adrenaline ♪

Wow!

♪ Adrenaline ♪

♪ One shot, one shot ♪

My eyes, girl.

♪ Adrenaline ♪

Cut!

[laughs]

Cut!

Cut!

[laughs]

♪ Can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

Cut!

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get,
can I get it to go? ♪

Whoo!

- [applause]
- That was good!

That was fantastic.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the
"All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Naomi Smalls...

Shantay you stay.

Thank you so much.

[applause]

Aah!
I don't have to go home.

I get to stay
in this competition.

Naomi, you may join
the other girls.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

Love you.

I love you, Chicago.

I want this so bad.

I came here for a crown,
and it needs to be mine.

I'll send another bitch packing.

You name it, she's gone.

Gia Gunn, thank you
for "turnting" it out.

Honey, you have never
let me down.

Thank you for allowing me

to be the very proud woman
that I am today.

Thank you.

You are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

This experience
has been lovely for me.

I don't regret anything.

I honestly gave it my all,

and I can leave here knowing
that I'm still a fierce queen.

This is who I am.

[applause]

And now, the final faceoff.

Latrice Royale, Monique Heart,
please step forward.

The moment you have all
been waiting for.

There's a rush of adrenaline
overtaking me right now,

knowing that I have the power
to get back in this competition.

The decision
pretty much made itself.

It is definitely not personal.

It's just personal.

Oh, Pit Crew.

Wilson, show us
what's inside your box.

Ooh-hoo!

"Sissy That Walk."

This gonna be good.

Monét and I
are like freaking out

because we don't want
to see Monique go home.

And I think of all the girls

that came back
into the competition,

Latrice is going to be
the hardest to beat.

So Monique has to be epic.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from a final elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

This is our Super Bowl.

This is the gay Super Bowl.

I'm dressed
in my battle costume, honey,

and these boots are made
for stomping a mudhole

in this bitch's ass, baby.

She ain't felt the ass-kicking
she about to get.

Good luck, and do not...

fuck it up.

♪ Pick myself up,
turn the world on its head ♪

♪ Don't forget what,
don't forget what my mama said ♪

♪ People talking
since the beginning of time ♪

♪ Unless they paying
your bills ♪

♪ Pay them bitches no mind ♪

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ Least I can say
I gave it all ♪

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ I'm on my way,
I'm on my way ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh!

- Whoo!
- [cheers]

♪ Better beware ♪

♪ Ain't no T, ain't no shade ♪

♪ But at the same time,
bitches better get out the way ♪

♪ I'm a femme queen ♪

♪ Mother of the House
of No Shame ♪

♪ My pussy is on fire ♪

♪ Now kiss the flame ♪

♪ And if I fly
or if I fall ♪

♪ I'm on my way,
I'm on my way ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly,
uh-oh ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

- Oh!
- [laughs]

Oh, Lord!

- Hey!
- Stunt queen!

Both of these bitches
are slaying this song.

Like I don't know who's going
to stay and who's going to go.

[laughter and applause]

- Bravo!
- Okay!

[whistles]

Whoo!

Okay.

Work, ladies.

I know I peed
all over that damn floor,

but I don't know.

Is it good enough for Ru?

Honey, I left everything
all on the runway.

I fought for what was mine
and was stripped away.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Latrice Royale,
shantay, you stay.

Latrice Royale
is back in the game.

Welcome back
to the competition.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you,

thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Gag, bitch.

My heart is just overwhelmed,

and I'm so glad
to get back in here

and fight for what's mine.

I'm so honored and pleased.
Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

[kiss]

[applause]

Congratulations.

Monique Heart,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Oh, and one more thing.

Shantay, you stay.

[cheers and applause]

Yes! Yes!

[laughter and applause]

I didn't know I could do
a death drop, America.

A complete fall-out.
Ka-blam.

Why she play
with my feelings like this?

She had y'all sitting
on the edge of y'all's seats.

I was on the edge
of my seat, too.

I can't, I can't.
She gooped everyone in the room.

Everyone in the nation.

No, RuPaul, you cute.

I was gonna look for you
in the parking lot.

I was like, okay.

[all laugh]

Thank you.

Can I go now?

Hold up, motherfucker.
We got a show to do.

[all laugh]

Ladies, tonight
you are all winners, baby.

All of you,
con-drag-ulations.

[cheers and applause]

And as of this moment,

"All Star" rules
have been reinstated,

which means urine tests
are in full effect.

[all laugh]

Until next week, remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who,
who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

Next time on "All Stars"...

You'll create and host

your own legendary club night.

Oh, yes, henny.

Before I was on
"RuPaul's Drag Race," hello.

I worked as a graphic designer.
- Hello.

You're glam, I'm glam.

They're old, we're young.

We should do
like a spacey thing.

What if we had an alien baby?

[laughs]

Okay, so there's gonna be
like hexagon shapes.

- I love it.
- Yeah.

This is like
nine challenges in one.

Valentina looks ridiculous.

[laughs] I'm so done.

Club 96.

We have Saturn, we have
Pluto, and we have Her-anus.

Honey.

This stuff drives you crazy.

You haven't been
in the bottom two, Manila.

So that means
if you're in the bottom,

you're throwing her
under the bus.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]