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Nice night for a ride.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Following you, to see where you've been going for the last three weeks.
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Now you know.
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And now you can go back home and go to bed.
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Do you know what time it is?
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The little hand's on the two, the big hand's on the three.
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Quarter after two?
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Why the hell are you doing this?
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Got to get in shape.
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For what?
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The Liberty Ride.
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You're not still thinking of going.
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Just because you and the rest of them disqualified me doesn't mean that I did.
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We're just concerned.
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There's so many poor starving children who go to bed hungry every night.
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Be concerned about them.
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So why the secrecy?
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Because I don't want people like you saying, "you can't, you mustn't."
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I don't want every cunty faggot who goes to the gym saying, "poor Kinney, told you so."
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I have to hand it to you, your perseverance is surpassed only by your narcissism.
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And there you have it, the secret to my success.
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Unless...
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I'm proven wrong by the nay-sayers, and I fail dismally.
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Oh, you're not going to fail, dismally or otherwise.
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You're going to be a big, fat fucking success, as always.
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We're going to go on the ride together, and at night, we'll pitch a tent...
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and we'll have hot, passionate sex under the stars.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I've heard that when achieving your goal, it's best to visualize it.
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And five more seconds.
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Come on!
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Push it, all you got. Three, two, one.
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And sit.
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Two minute cool-down.
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I'd say we're in great shape for the ride, wouldn't you?
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Provided my ass holds out.
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I've never known it to fail.
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You've never ridden it for 350 miles.
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Maybe you could get an extended warranty since it's no longer new.
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A deep-fat-fried victory dinner says you'll be seeing it cross the finish line ahead of yours.
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This isn't a race. Anyone who rides is a winner.
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Hey, there's supposed to be some really hot guys riding.
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That's what I heard.
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A friend of mine went on a ride last year.
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He said at night, the showers get really steamy,
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and he wasn't talking about the water.
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Bringing anything with you that starts with a "c"?
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You mean my vitamins? You know me, never leave home without them.
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We're giving the riders a big send-off before they leave.
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I've prepared a speech expressing the center's gratitude.
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A banner, a band, drag-queen cheerleaders.
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Oh, sounds great. I wish I could be there.
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Oh, us too, considering all the work you've done.
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I'm not supposed to leave my goddamn bed. Doctor's orders.
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If it were me, I'd be going stir-crazy.
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Not me. I'd fluff up my pillows, eat bon-bons and watch "Oprah".
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Hey, can I get anyone a drink?
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Thanks, Linz, we were just leaving.
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Now, remember what the doctor said and stay put.
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Bye.
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Think I'll take Gus to the park. He could use some fresh air and so could I.
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I know the feeling.
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Will you be all right?
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Fine, thank you.
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Oh, before you go, could you bring me some tea?
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And maybe some peach yoghurt, and a couple of cookies.
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And go upstairs and get me my maroon cardigan? I'm a little chilly.
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Anything else?
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Another blanket and a firmer pillow.
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And as long as you're out, I need a roll of stamps, as well as these things from the pharmacy.
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Huh. I'm not allowed to move. What the hell else am I supposed to do?
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You might try saying please, and stop treating me like the hired help,
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which actually wouldn't be so bad. At least I'd get paid.
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Sorry, but it's your child too.
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That still doesn't give you the right to order me around.
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I wasn't ordering you.
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You have a hell of a nerve talking to me about rights.
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You had no right to...
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Okay. Okay.
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I'll do anything you want,
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but let's stop this, right now.
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Well, before they give us the green light, they want to see what they're buying,
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and how much it's going to cost them, which
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will be plenty by the time I'm through.
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So I'd like one of you to be here to help me convince them why we have to be true to the original vision.
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Sure, Brett, which one of us do you want?
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Probably Justin. Uh, no offence, mike.
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The studio execs understand pictures more than words.
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Whatever's good for the project.
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Justin?
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When would it happen?
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This Thursday.
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What about the Liberty Ride?
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I can't hear you. You're breaking up.
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Nothing, Brett. He'll be there.
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Great, I'll have my assistant send you an e-ticket. You can stay in my guest house.
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That's my other line. Got to go.
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Can you believe it? You're going to L.A.
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But I made a commitment.
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I have sponsors, I raised money.
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If the movie gets made, you can give them a million bucks.
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Hey, Carl.
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You looking for some superheroes to help you fight crime?
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Actually, I'm looking for you.
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Will you excuse us, Justin?
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Yeah, sure.
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See ya.
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Buy some sun block.
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Mind if I eat my lunch while you interrogate me?
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Be my guest.
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You want some?
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No, thanks. My stomach's been acting a little funny.
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Something wrong?
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It's your mother.
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I realize she can be a little spicy, but I've never known her to cause indigestion.
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As you know, we've been seeing each other a lot lately.
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I know. I think it's great.
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But it can't go on this way.
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Suddenly I'm not feeling so good myself.
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Nah, I-it's nothing like that.
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What I'm trying to say is, I need someone in my life who'll make me laugh,
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who'll make me feel good.
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I'm already taken, Carl.
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That's why I want to marry your mother.
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As soon as you say "you may", I want her to say "I do".
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That's... that's a big request.
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Normally I ask for personal references and w-2
forms for the last three years and an arrest report.
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But in your case, I only have one question.
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Do you promise...
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you'll be good to her?
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I give you my word.
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Then the answer is: You may.
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I'm like her emotional punching bag.
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She pounds away at me all day, and I just stand there and take it.
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That doesn't sound like old Killer Muldoon to me.
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I have no choice. Her doctor said she has to stay in bed. No stress.
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Oh-h.
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So now you have to serve in silence like that muncher in the military, Greta Camembert.
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Margaret Cammermeyer, and I don't know how much longer I can put up with it.
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Well... then don't.
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But it's my fault.
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I'm the one to blame.
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So therefore you're beating yourself up. Or rather, letting Melanie do it for you.
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Old-fashioned as it may seem, I still believe in loyalty, not betrayal,
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self-control, not self-indulgence, even if I failed to live up to my own expectations.
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Tell her that.
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She refuses to listen.
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She thinks because I fucked Sam that I'm no longer a lesbian.
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Well, you know what a stickler for detail she is.
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Brian, please.
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What do you want me to say?
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If it's over, get the hell out.
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It's not that simple.
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What about Gus?
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And the one on the way?
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Staying together for the sake of the children is a fucking poor excuse.
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I proudly offer myself as Exhibit A.
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Hey, sonny boy.
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Come here.
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Undies, sweaters.
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Could you hold these for me for a minute? Thanks, honey.
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Uh, Debbie, I... I...
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Carl. You don't have to say it.
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I-I-I know we were supposed to be going to St. Pete's for a few days but...
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hell, this is... th-the ride's for the hospice. How could I not do my bit and volunteer?
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You got a big heart. That's why I love you.
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Besides, it'll still be there. We'll go on our honeymoon.
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What?
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Ha! I'm joking. Honeymoon? Us?
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Okay, so, um, oh.
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So you, uh, you wanted to tell me something.
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Go ahead, I'm all ears.
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Debbie, honey...
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Ears. Fuck! I need earmuffs.
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It's supposed to be colder than a witch's tit in Canada.
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Uh, so go ahead, honey, what is it you wanted to say?
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Be sure to bundle up.
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Keep packing, Deb, or...
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whatever it is you're doing in there.
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I-I'll get it.
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Teddy.
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Hey, Em. I have something for you.
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So where is he?
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Uh, sorry, nothing like that.
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It's just, uh, this.
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The $5,000 I owe you for covering for me, that time I "borrowed" from Gus' college fund.
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I, uh... Thank you, Teddy.
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I'm sure you can use it.
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I don't mean for that.
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I mean for keeping your word.
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Following through.
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You've come a long way.
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Yeah, I guess I have.
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And now you're about to go even further, huh?
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This time on a bike?
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Uh, actually, I've, uh, changed my mind. I'm not going.
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What?
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Yeah, I'm up to my garbanzos in work.
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I can't leave Brian with everything.
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A-and I just got these new plants,
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and they're at that critical phase where if you don't watch them, they could go into shock.
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I'm the one who's in shock. You've been training for weeks.
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It's only a bike ride.
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Besides, I've got my meetings, my groups.
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Can't you skip them for a few days?
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Ah. No, they're what's gotten me through these past few months. I mean, they've been my support system.
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But on the ride, I'd be on my own.
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I mean, say, there's a trigger, that I see guys doing drugs, that I'm tempted...
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...where can I go? Who can I call?
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I can't take a chance of that happening, of becoming that person again. No.
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Gears lubed up, seat nice and tight.
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I'm going to ride it, not fuck it.
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Wow!
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That is one cool bike.
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Yeah. Hunter needed a new one for the Liberty Ride.
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Can I take it out for a spin? Pleeeze, dad, pleeeeze.
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Sure, son.
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Just don't be late for dinner.
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I'm making your favourite, blueberry crumble.
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So, how were things at work, dear?
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Let's see. Hmm.
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I finished the latest adventure of Rage.
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Hey.
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Made 600 bucks in sales on the website.
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Oh, and Carl Horvath wants to marry my mother.
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What?
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He actually asked me for her hand.
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Did you give it to him?
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Every last digit.
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After all, that's what two people do when they love each other, right, get married?
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What the fuck's all this?
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Just making sure we have everything we need for the ride,
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tent, sleeping bags, first aid kit, tool kit, rain gear, two sets of warm clothes, one dildo.
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You certainly thought of everything.
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But why do you need a tent if you're going to be staying in a mansion?
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Hmmm?
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Michael told me you're winging to the coast tomorrow to huddle with studio heads.
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I never said I was going.
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He seems to think that you are.
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Well, I'm not.
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We're going on the ride together, as planned.
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Well, unfortunately there's been a slight change of plans.
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I'm not going.
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Why the fuck not?
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Because you're right.
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I'm not in good enough shape.
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I saw you cycling.
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Yeah, and after 30 miles, I was winded.
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On the ride we're going to have to d.
252
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There's no way I can make it.
253
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That is bullshit. You're just saying that to get me to go to Hollywood.
254
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Then go on the ride without me.
255
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Sacrifice your future.
256
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:28,043
Now, that's what I call charity.
257
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Now here's my cell phone number.
258
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And here's Ben's cell phone number.
259
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Here's Hunter's cell phone number,
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and here's the number for our hotel in Toronto.
261
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Christ, I'll be too busy calling you to give birth.
262
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You know, maybe I shouldn't go.
263
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Michael, the baby's not due for weeks.
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In case something happens...
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Nothing's going to happen. Believe me,
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I'll be screaming from boredom long before I'll be screaming from labour.
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So go and have a good time. It'll be an amazing adventure.
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I just wish I could be there to see you guys off.
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You stay right here.
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And remember, if you need to get a hold of me...
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We know, Michael. We know.
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Now would you get the fuck out of here?
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- We love you. - We love you.
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What a lucky kid...
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to be coming into such a warm and loving home.
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50 ham and cheese,
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50 chicken salad, 50 roast beef.
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Oh, roast beef's Teddy's favourite.
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Better make that 49.
280
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It's a damn shame he decided not to go.
281
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Would've been good for him. Given him a victory.
282
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Some self-esteem.
283
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:18,400
He's too afraid to leave his meetings and groups.
284
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You know, that without his support system, he'll slip.
285
00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:23,652
He's as addicted to them as he was to the crystal meth.
286
00:17:23,851 --> 00:17:26,212
Well, at least it's a healthy addiction, huh?
287
00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:29,251
Too bad he can't take his support system with him.
288
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,374
Hey, Carl. Honey, hi.
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Can I interest you in a box lunch?
290
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It's for the bus trip to Toronto, but I got an extra.
291
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Thanks, I, uh, I already ate.
292
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:42,818
Well, you want to lend a hand?
293
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,129
Em, give Carl some fruit. Show him how it's done.
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You take an apple or an orange.
295
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You drop it into the box.
296
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Comme ca. Then you move on to the next. Got it?
297
00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:53,792
Thanks for the training.
298
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,895
Deb, could you stop for a second? Honey...
299
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Carl, I'm up to my ass in hard-boiled eggs. Do you mind if we talk later?
300
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Sure. No hurry.
301
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We'll talk when you get back.
302
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Thank you, baby.
303
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Bye, honey.
304
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Bye.
305
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Lupe.
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Come o-out, Lupe.
307
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Come in.
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00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:26,827
Come on, puss. Be a good puss. Come on now.
309
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,776
Come on, puss-puss.
310
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,438
Who are you talking to?
311
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Lupe. Come on, puss, puss, puss, puss.
312
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:36,112
Your cleaning lady's never going to come out if you talk to her like that.
313
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,741
Lupe's my cat.
314
00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:39,611
You got a cat?
315
00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:44,116
Yeah, I thought it'd be nice to have something warm and purring to come home to.
316
00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:45,761
Hmm, ain't that the truth?
317
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,963
The minute I brought her in, she ran straight for the bedroom.
318
00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:49,961
Hmm, a feline after my own heart.
319
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,818
And now she's hiding in the closet.
320
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:55,733
Well, she'll come out in her own time, just like the rest of us.
321
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,256
Meanwhile, come.
322
00:18:57,291 --> 00:19:00,374
Concentrate on my crass consumerism.
323
00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:06,155
Spandex as far as the eye can see, in every colour of the rainbow.
324
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:09,760
A different ensemble for every day of the Liberty Ride.
325
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:12,314
That's very thoughtful of you, Em. Not to mention extravagant.
326
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,145
But I already told you, I'm not going.
327
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,586
Who said it's for you?
328
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,633
Who else?
329
00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:19,340
Me. I decided to go.
330
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,872
I thought you said you were too busy working.
331
00:19:20,988 --> 00:19:23,907
Well, the Bushes will have to plan their next state dinner without me.
332
00:19:23,942 --> 00:19:26,431
That you didn't have the money for the registration fee.
333
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,087
A very good friend just paid me back.
334
00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:31,869
That you were afraid of being eaten by a bear.
335
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,955
Well, at least the kind that live in the wilds of Canada.
336
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:40,295
But I'm willing to confront my darkest fears for a worthy cause,
337
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,021
such as helping a friend...
338
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:48,257
being his support system, seeing him through any crisis, great or small.
339
00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,871
You'd really do that for me?
340
00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:55,363
I believe in you, Teddy. Despite everything.
341
00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:58,694
I, uh, I want you to succeed.
342
00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:04,664
Think I'll save the tangerine for the finish line. Hm?
343
00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:14,451
Liberty Ride, Liberty Ride, go-o-o, Liberty Ride.
344
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:21,360
The center thanks each and every one of you for putting forth this wonderful effort
345
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to benefit Liberty House hospice.
346
00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:28,037
We wish you all a great journey up to Toronto,
347
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,338
and a safe ride back to Pittsburgh.
348
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,696
May this be the adventure of a lifetime.
349
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:39,430
Please make sure your bikes are on the truck.
350
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:40,960
There you go, honey.
351
00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:43,310
It's salami. I'm afraid we're out of tuna. Huh.
352
00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:47,098
There you go. I'm so proud of all of you for doing this.
353
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,683
There you go, sweetheart.
354
00:20:48,718 --> 00:20:50,062
Here, honey. Have a good time.
355
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,312
Thanks, deb.
356
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:56,343
All set. Let's get on board.
357
00:20:56,378 --> 00:20:58,234
I haven't been on a bus since ninth grade.
358
00:20:58,269 --> 00:21:00,433
Guys would be getting blow jobs in the back.
359
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,524
Ah, the good old days of junior high.
360
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:08,709
Well, if it isn't papa bear, and mama bear and baby bear.
361
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:09,810
Brian!
362
00:21:09,845 --> 00:21:12,449
Just thought I'd stop by to remind you to wear your helmets,
363
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:16,135
stay to the right, and be sure to use your hand gestures.
364
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:20,017
Thanks for all the motherly advice, but my mother's going with me.
365
00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,444
I'm sorry you're not.
366
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,612
Hey, have a great trip, you guys.
367
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,356
Mel, what a surprise.
368
00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:28,956
I heard you'd been spending most of your time in bed.
369
00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:30,320
Living the life of Brian.
370
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,157
What the fuck are you doing here? You know you're not supposed to...
371
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,025
are you out of your...
372
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,324
No, I'm not out of my... I just came down to see you off, that's all. So stop worrying. I'm fine.
373
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:40,791
Just don't let my mom see you.
374
00:21:40,826 --> 00:21:42,335
You know how hysterical she gets.
375
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,141
Your mom? Right.
376
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,487
We made just enough lunches.
377
00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:02,319
I guess he's not coming, honey.
378
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,540
I thought I'd convinced him to change his mind.
379
00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:13,852
Michael! Get your asses on board, you guys. Come on. And save me a seat.
380
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,834
Coming?
381
00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:25,629
Debbie!
382
00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:28,946
Carl!
383
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:32,224
Sweet of you to come down here. I told you you didn't have to do that.
384
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,824
Yes, I did. I couldn't leave without...
385
00:22:34,859 --> 00:22:35,580
telling you...
386
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,921
Ma, would you get on the bus?
387
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,598
I got to go.
388
00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,716
I'll call you when I get there.
389
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,555
Can you wait a goddamn minute? I've been trying to ask you for the last two days.
390
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,814
Will you marry me?
391
00:22:49,054 --> 00:22:50,811
What?
392
00:22:51,011 --> 00:22:53,300
I said, marry me.
393
00:22:55,305 --> 00:22:58,005
Will you marry me?
394
00:23:09,342 --> 00:23:12,547
Tell him yes, and get on the bus.
395
00:23:12,823 --> 00:23:14,664
Yes.
396
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,799
Yes.
397
00:23:17,806 --> 00:23:19,828
Of course I'll marry you.
398
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,007
Fuck!
399
00:23:47,211 --> 00:23:48,628
Bye.
400
00:23:53,877 --> 00:23:55,394
Bye.
401
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,583
Keep the change.
402
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,958
Thank you.
403
00:24:15,089 --> 00:24:17,730
Shit! Hey.
404
00:24:19,143 --> 00:24:21,064
Hey!
405
00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:24,069
Hey!
406
00:24:24,153 --> 00:24:25,577
Stop... stop the bus!
407
00:24:25,677 --> 00:24:26,891
Stop the fucking bus!
408
00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:28,440
Hey!
409
00:24:47,217 --> 00:24:49,980
Made it.
410
00:24:50,015 --> 00:24:52,186
Knew you would.
411
00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:05,665
Where the fuck have you been?
412
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,361
I come home, you're not here, I look everywhere, frantic.
413
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,681
I was about to call the hospital, the police, the morgue.
414
00:25:12,716 --> 00:25:14,657
I thought something terrible had happened.
415
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:15,892
Would you calm down?
416
00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:18,780
No, I will not calm down.
417
00:25:18,815 --> 00:25:21,160
You scared the shit out of me.
418
00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:22,219
Sorry.
419
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:23,949
I can tell.
420
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,625
I went to the Liberty Ride send-off.
421
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,151
Why would you do that?
422
00:25:29,186 --> 00:25:31,357
After everyone told you...
423
00:25:31,457 --> 00:25:34,592
to spite me?
424
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,109
That's right, honey.
425
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:40,037
Make it all about you, as usual.
426
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,145
You're the one who has a right to be angry,
427
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:46,023
to be indignant, to feel betrayed.
428
00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,083
Well, guess what, my shikseh goddess?
429
00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:49,777
You don't call me that.
430
00:25:49,812 --> 00:25:52,415
This time it isn't about you.
431
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,110
It's about me.
432
00:25:54,145 --> 00:25:58,098
I went out because if I stayed in this house another minute with you,
433
00:25:58,133 --> 00:26:01,564
I'd go out of my fucking mind.
434
00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:05,018
So I left for 10 minutes.
435
00:26:05,311 --> 00:26:07,259
Okay, half-hour, tops.
436
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:11,293
I drove over to Liberty Avenue, said my goodbyes, and drove back.
437
00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:12,273
And look.
438
00:26:12,308 --> 00:26:13,307
Here I am.
439
00:26:13,342 --> 00:26:17,555
Miracle of miracles, alive and still in one piece.
440
00:26:36,238 --> 00:26:44,018
We can't go on doing the all-female version of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
441
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,613
It's just too exhausting.
442
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,937
You can't forgive me,
443
00:26:54,972 --> 00:26:59,442
no matter how much I apologize and try to make it up to you.
444
00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:04,819
And I'm starting not to care.
445
00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:10,334
I mean, after all, how many times can someone reject you
446
00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:13,493
before you finally just give up?
447
00:27:15,393 --> 00:27:19,639
So what are you saying?
448
00:27:26,624 --> 00:27:29,582
That perhaps it's best...
449
00:27:29,617 --> 00:27:32,894
for both of us...
450
00:27:32,966 --> 00:27:36,629
and for Gus and the baby...
451
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,259
if we aren't together.
452
00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:49,798
That we stop putting each other through needless hell.
453
00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:54,387
Trying to repair something which obviously can't be fixed.
454
00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:58,461
I think you're right.
455
00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:12,348
I'll stay until after the baby's born.
456
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,729
How is the lunch? I made it with my own two hands.
457
00:28:25,197 --> 00:28:27,448
How about those lemon bars, huh?
458
00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:29,345
Aren't they to die for?
459
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,536
Ma, would you sit down and stop showing off?
460
00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:35,851
I'm allowed. How many times in your life do you get an engagement ring?
461
00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,041
Elizabeth Taylor, eight times, twice from Richard Burton.
462
00:28:38,076 --> 00:28:39,955
Jennifer Lopez, three. Julia Roberts, four.
463
00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,459
Thank you.
464
00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:44,133
You know what I mean.
465
00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:46,760
When a man gives you a ring, it's special.
466
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:48,153
It's meaningful.
467
00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:49,743
Well I wouldn't know.
468
00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:55,400
Then maybe it's time you found out.
469
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,406
Found out what?
470
00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:03,222
Michael Novotny...
471
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:08,322
you are the man I've been looking for all my life.
472
00:29:11,824 --> 00:29:16,222
I am so very blessed to have found you.
473
00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:21,531
Which is why I'm asking you...
474
00:29:21,631 --> 00:29:23,632
to do me the honour...
475
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,201
of accepting my hand in marriage.
476
00:29:33,218 --> 00:29:35,015
We're going to Toronto
477
00:29:35,018 --> 00:29:37,834
where gay marriage is not only accepted, it's...
478
00:29:37,869 --> 00:29:39,477
it's legal.
479
00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:40,685
And...
480
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,186
like you said,
481
00:29:43,286 --> 00:29:46,639
that's what two people do when they love each other, right?
482
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:52,643
I don't know what... what to say.
483
00:29:52,743 --> 00:29:55,633
"Yes" would be good.
484
00:30:04,965 --> 00:30:07,491
Everyone, a toast to my friend Malcolm.
485
00:30:15,872 --> 00:30:19,184
Happy birthday!
486
00:30:23,018 --> 00:30:26,258
Hey, Justin.
487
00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:32,696
I could give you a line the party's to welcome you to L.A.
488
00:30:32,746 --> 00:30:35,645
But it's a birthday bash for my friend, Malcolm.
489
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,747
He just won an Oscar for scoring his first film.
490
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,306
Your house is amazing.
491
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,574
Yeah. I call it the house that "V Men" built.
492
00:30:46,609 --> 00:30:49,993
Soon you'll have a house that "Rage" built.
493
00:30:50,028 --> 00:30:53,112
Joseph, Mr. Taylor will be staying with us for a few days.
494
00:30:53,147 --> 00:30:56,431
Would you take his bag to the guest house?
495
00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:03,323
I have a butler.
496
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,746
Just like Bruce Wayne.
497
00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,512
Hey, ken, how's it going?
498
00:31:10,547 --> 00:31:11,799
Great, Brett.
499
00:31:11,846 --> 00:31:14,525
Now, let's get you a drink.
500
00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:20,316
The meeting's all set for Thursday at the studio.
501
00:31:20,351 --> 00:31:22,750
We'll go by my office tomorrow,
502
00:31:22,785 --> 00:31:26,153
I'll show you some of the storyboards we've come up with.
503
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,585
Brettski.
504
00:31:32,885 --> 00:31:35,961
Hey, Con, I thought you couldn't make it?
505
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,981
Just got back from location.
506
00:31:38,016 --> 00:31:41,882
This is Justin Taylor, he created "Rage".
507
00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,959
Let me tell you, Brett's obsessed with your comic.
508
00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:45,951
Justin, this is Connor James.
509
00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,459
I know, I know.
510
00:31:47,494 --> 00:31:48,896
Calls himself an actor.
511
00:31:48,931 --> 00:31:50,531
A few others do too.
512
00:31:50,731 --> 00:31:52,677
Including me. I think you're great.
513
00:31:52,712 --> 00:31:53,831
Thanks.
514
00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:55,766
What would you think of Con for Rage?
515
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,806
He... I mean, you would be wonderful.
516
00:31:58,841 --> 00:32:01,506
Get me a script when you have it.
517
00:32:12,718 --> 00:32:14,152
Is he...?
518
00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:15,596
Of course not.
519
00:32:15,945 --> 00:32:17,447
Connor's as straight as they come.
520
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,330
He's out banging bitches every night.
521
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,207
There's the CN Tower.
522
00:32:37,516 --> 00:32:39,245
And that's the Skydome.
523
00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:43,491
All very scenic. But the one site one mustn't miss while visiting Toronto is...
524
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:44,898
Church Street.
525
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:48,800
According to the Damron Guide, "it's the centre of Toronto gay life.
526
00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:51,661
From its colourful neighbourhood bar, Moosie's,
527
00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:54,696
to its thumpa-thumpa dance club, Gomorrah."
528
00:32:54,731 --> 00:32:56,349
Oh, let's go to Gomorrah.
529
00:32:56,384 --> 00:32:57,013
Sounds hot.
530
00:32:57,048 --> 00:33:00,227
Probably the only place in Toronto that is. I'm frigging freezing.
531
00:33:00,641 --> 00:33:03,676
You're probably going to think I'm crazy, but you know what this street reminds me of?
532
00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:05,511
Liberty Avenue.
533
00:33:05,545 --> 00:33:09,357
Leather daddies, twinks, bears, drag queens.
534
00:33:09,391 --> 00:33:12,005
It's all pretty much the same, wherever you go.
535
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,954
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
536
00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:19,753
Except here everybody's so fucking polite and refined, you could shit.
537
00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,654
Hey, here's Moosie's.
538
00:33:21,721 --> 00:33:23,021
Good. Let's go in here and get warm.
539
00:33:23,054 --> 00:33:24,016
First round's on me.
540
00:33:24,051 --> 00:33:24,689
Wait.
541
00:33:24,756 --> 00:33:26,057
You'll have a Canada Dry.
542
00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:27,958
And if anyone asks you how old you are...
543
00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,959
I'll just say what I used to say:
544
00:33:29,993 --> 00:33:32,072
"How old would you like me to be?"
545
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,331
We'll go there later after we're done.
546
00:33:35,366 --> 00:33:37,083
Okay.
547
00:33:41,892 --> 00:33:43,282
Thanks.
548
00:33:45,715 --> 00:33:48,961
I don't know about you, but I'm having a gay-ja vu.
549
00:33:48,996 --> 00:33:49,771
You too?
550
00:33:49,806 --> 00:33:51,161
Make it three.
551
00:33:51,206 --> 00:33:52,704
It really reminds me of...
552
00:33:52,706 --> 00:33:54,078
Woody's!
553
00:33:54,178 --> 00:33:57,054
And the strangest thing of all is I keep expecting Brian to walk in.
554
00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,588
Uh, Molson's.
555
00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:02,380
Brian!
556
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,225
Calm down. Keep your pants on,
557
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,364
or not.
558
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:07,816
How did you get here?
559
00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:09,891
Mikey, did no one ever tell you?
560
00:34:09,926 --> 00:34:12,868
In 1903, at Kitty Hawk in North Carolina,
561
00:34:12,903 --> 00:34:15,843
the Wright brothers invented this thing called...
562
00:34:15,943 --> 00:34:17,332
- Flight! - Right.
563
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,224
What the fuck are you doing here?
564
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:22,116
The Liberty Ride begins here, am I correct?
565
00:34:22,151 --> 00:34:23,726
So you came to cheer us on?
566
00:34:23,827 --> 00:34:24,492
Exactly, professor.
567
00:34:24,592 --> 00:34:28,577
I cashed in 25,000
Travel miles so I could come here and be your cheerleader.
568
00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:30,113
No. I'm going on the ride.
569
00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:31,924
I'll be busting a nut for charity, same as you.
570
00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:35,280
The natives are so friendly.
571
00:34:35,315 --> 00:34:37,510
This is Jean-Claude.
572
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,068
He's French Canadian.
573
00:34:40,188 --> 00:34:41,277
Bonsoir.
574
00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:42,643
- Hi. - Bonsoir.
575
00:34:42,678 --> 00:34:45,274
Bonsoir. Don't you just love it?
576
00:34:45,341 --> 00:34:49,765
J.C. Here has very kindly offered to show me how Canadians keep warm at night.
577
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,511
But, I said...
578
00:34:54,947 --> 00:34:57,020
Sorry, Jean-Claude, um,
579
00:34:57,055 --> 00:35:01,073
but, uh, as much as I would love for you to, I'm here with my friend Ted.
580
00:35:01,108 --> 00:35:05,422
So you'll just have to show someone else how to rub two sticks together.
581
00:35:05,457 --> 00:35:09,134
Au revoir, mon ami.
582
00:35:09,169 --> 00:35:09,881
Salut.
583
00:35:10,389 --> 00:35:11,390
Bye.
584
00:35:20,942 --> 00:35:22,796
What's going on?
585
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:25,188
Oh, it's a stag for Roger and Dennis. They're getting married.
586
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,179
Been together 32 years.
587
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:21,802
I'm glad you decided to come, but I don't know how in the hell you're going to make it.
588
00:36:21,837 --> 00:36:24,911
Oh, I might just surprise you.
589
00:36:24,946 --> 00:36:27,573
Thanks, but I've had enough surprises.
590
00:36:28,246 --> 00:36:30,704
Ben proposed.
591
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,588
Proposed what?
592
00:36:34,623 --> 00:36:38,583
Marriage. It's legal for us to get married here in Toronto.
593
00:36:38,618 --> 00:36:41,998
I believe I read that somewhere.
594
00:36:43,102 --> 00:36:47,648
Well, I hope while he was down on his knees he did something useful.
595
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,929
It was beautiful, and heartfelt.
596
00:36:50,129 --> 00:36:51,351
I'm sure.
597
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:57,095
But you declined, of course, because deep down, you still love me best.
598
00:36:57,130 --> 00:36:58,941
Shut up.
599
00:37:00,712 --> 00:37:03,766
I didn't given him an answer yet.
600
00:37:05,234 --> 00:37:07,630
Well, what's stopping you?
601
00:37:07,697 --> 00:37:10,189
Besides the fact that it's the most pathetic idea I've ever heard?
602
00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:12,896
It just so happens that a lot of gay men want to get married.
603
00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:14,527
Darling, have you seen them?
604
00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:19,796
And since when did you ever have the least interest in getting married?
605
00:37:19,831 --> 00:37:23,470
I didn't. But not because I didn't want to,
606
00:37:23,505 --> 00:37:26,109
but because I never thought I could.
607
00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:29,478
It wasn't a story I told myself like straight kids did, you know.
608
00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:34,917
That some day I'd meet that special person, and we'd fall in love and have a big wedding.
609
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,995
It... it was never real for me.
610
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:42,352
And all this stuff started happening: In Massachusetts, and California, and here.
611
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,455
And all of a sudden, a whole, wide world of wonderful opportunities just opened up.
612
00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:50,802
Vows and rice and registering at pottery barn.
613
00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:56,705
Not to mention an acrimonious divorce, an ugly settlement, and having your kid hate you.
614
00:37:57,406 --> 00:37:59,239
Look, listen to me.
615
00:37:59,274 --> 00:38:00,704
Are you listening?
616
00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:02,237
I'm listening.
617
00:38:02,272 --> 00:38:04,666
We're queer.
618
00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:07,818
We don't need marriage.
619
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:12,711
We don't need the sanction of dickless politicians and pederast priests.
620
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:18,342
We fuck who we want to, when we want to. That is our god-given right.
621
00:38:18,377 --> 00:38:22,325
But it's also our god-given right to have everything that straight people have.
622
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,656
Because we're every bit as much human as they are.
623
00:38:38,538 --> 00:38:40,968
Well, you're a writer.
624
00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:45,285
Rewrite the story.
625
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,745
Congratulations.
626
00:39:04,015 --> 00:39:08,972
Hm. This is touching, don't you think?
627
00:39:09,007 --> 00:39:11,497
I do.
628
00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:17,114
I do.
629
00:39:19,573 --> 00:39:21,532
Ben, did you hear what I just said?
630
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:24,214
Yeah, I heard you. You said "I... "
631
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,707
I'm going to need stage seven for Rage's lair,
632
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,800
and the entire back lot to build Gayopolis.
633
00:39:42,835 --> 00:39:45,510
There are a few other pictures we'd like to shoot here.
634
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,254
This is the only one that I'm directing.
635
00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:48,689
Ya punk.
636
00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:50,948
You sound like I've already given you the green light.
637
00:39:50,983 --> 00:39:52,338
So what's stopping you?
638
00:39:52,438 --> 00:39:54,366
The price tag for starters.
639
00:39:54,401 --> 00:39:57,373
This little epic of yours is going to cost me a fucking fortune.
640
00:39:57,473 --> 00:40:01,517
You can afford it. My last picture made you 250 million.
641
00:40:01,552 --> 00:40:04,303
Yeah. This one's different.
642
00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:06,026
A gay superhero?
643
00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:07,344
The world's ready for it.
644
00:40:07,444 --> 00:40:09,427
Maybe your world, but not Topeka.
645
00:40:09,527 --> 00:40:14,797
If it's good, if it's got a big enough star, if you hype the shit out of it, they'll go.
646
00:40:14,832 --> 00:40:16,390
Right?
647
00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:18,554
Guys?
648
00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:21,237
It all looks pretty grim and depressing to me.
649
00:40:21,272 --> 00:40:23,514
Who wants to see a kid get his head bashed in?
650
00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,424
And what about all this sex?
651
00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:28,172
Blow-jobs and butt-fucking on every page.
652
00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:30,754
It's something the audience has never seen before.
653
00:40:30,854 --> 00:40:32,783
What makes you think they want to see it now?
654
00:40:34,222 --> 00:40:37,562
The concession stand's going to have a hell of a time selling Hershey bars.
655
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,296
Look, you want to go with the gay thing,
656
00:40:42,331 --> 00:40:46,932
you're going to cut back on the ass business, and it's got to be cheerier.
657
00:40:47,032 --> 00:40:50,472
And why does your hero have to be so fucking arrogant?
658
00:40:50,672 --> 00:40:51,817
Excuse me, Mr. Fenderman,
659
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:55,495
but our comic book was conceived that way for a reason.
660
00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:59,781
Because a lot of the shit that gay people go through is grim.
661
00:40:59,816 --> 00:41:02,742
I ought to know, I'm a kid who got his head bashed in.
662
00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,672
As far as the ass business,
663
00:41:04,707 --> 00:41:09,314
getting your butt fucked is one of the great pleasures, and privileges of being gay.
664
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,536
If you haven't experienced it yourself, I recommend it.
665
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,604
As far as Rage is concerned,
666
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:18,423
just because he has no apologies for who he is, and no regrets about his life
667
00:41:18,822 --> 00:41:23,279
doesn't make him arrogant. It makes him honest and brave.
668
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:28,722
So despite your concerns, we prefer to be true to our original vision.
669
00:41:28,922 --> 00:41:31,815
Rage wouldn't expect anything less.
670
00:41:37,647 --> 00:41:40,552
We are here today to join in matrimony
671
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:44,309
Mr. Michael Novotny and Mr. Benjamin Bruckner.
672
00:41:44,513 --> 00:41:49,872
Christ, this is the last time I'm going to a wedding with two queens.
673
00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:56,651
Do you, Michael, promise to love, respect and cherish Ben
674
00:41:56,686 --> 00:41:59,691
and be his true and faithful husband?
675
00:42:01,372 --> 00:42:04,170
I do.
676
00:42:05,181 --> 00:42:08,807
And do you, Ben, promise to love, respect
677
00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:12,856
and cherish Michael and be his true and faithful husband?
678
00:42:14,786 --> 00:42:16,129
Say I do, dude.
679
00:42:19,182 --> 00:42:23,101
I do.
680
00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:27,660
If anyone knows of any reason why these two people should not be joined in marriage,
681
00:42:27,695 --> 00:42:30,697
speak now or forever hold your peace.
682
00:42:32,532 --> 00:42:35,733
You say one word, you're gonna be holding more than your peace.
683
00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:41,287
The rings, please.
684
00:43:00,865 --> 00:43:05,221
Now by the authority of the Province of Ontario,
685
00:43:05,256 --> 00:43:08,909
I pronounce you to be legally married.
686
00:43:18,602 --> 00:43:21,537
I'm not losing a son, huh?
687
00:43:21,572 --> 00:43:24,079
I'm gaining a... son.
688
00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:26,532
You're next, ma.
689
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,447
God, you barely shed a tear at Mel and Linz's ceremony.
690
00:43:33,472 --> 00:43:35,801
Well, they're dykes, for chrissakes.
691
00:43:35,836 --> 00:43:38,279
They shake hands and go bowling.
692
00:43:38,314 --> 00:43:40,729
How much can you get choked up?
693
00:43:40,761 --> 00:43:42,854
Oh, Michael, we have to sign this.
694
00:43:42,889 --> 00:43:44,336
There we go.
695
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,489
Gladly.
696
00:43:45,644 --> 00:43:50,681
Anyway, it's not just for Michael and Ben.
697
00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:56,174
You know, if things had been different, maybe...
698
00:43:56,305 --> 00:43:59,672
I cannot believe we are married.
699
00:43:59,707 --> 00:44:01,651
No point in beating yourself up, Teddy.
700
00:44:01,686 --> 00:44:05,106
We're still friends, aren't we?
701
00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:08,265
Which means we'll be around a lot longer than most marriages.
702
00:44:35,392 --> 00:44:39,065
All right, you boys stick together, all right? And look out for each other.
703
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,522
We will, ma.
704
00:44:40,557 --> 00:44:42,671
Shit. I just called you "boys".
705
00:44:42,706 --> 00:44:45,606
You're married men now.
706
00:44:45,706 --> 00:44:47,984
Go on before I start bawling.
707
00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:50,949
Someone mention balling?
708
00:44:51,048 --> 00:44:55,640
And you, I want you to take it easy, you hear me? Don't act like some fucking superhero.
709
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,660
Yes, mother.
710
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:05,180
Okay. I'm going to be on the food wagon, keeping an eye out for all of you.
711
00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:10,769
Riders, are you ready?
712
00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:12,281
Okay, then,
713
00:45:12,316 --> 00:45:16,044
Liberty Ride 2004, Toronto to Pittsburgh,
714
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:20,222
officially begins! Yeah!
715
00:45:20,272 --> 00:45:24,822
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