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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:02:06,697 --> 00:02:08,816 Nice night for a ride. 3 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,235 What the fuck are you doing here? 4 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:16,469 Following you, to see where you've been going for the last three weeks. 5 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,544 Now you know. 6 00:02:18,577 --> 00:02:21,536 And now you can go back home and go to bed. 7 00:02:21,671 --> 00:02:24,808 Do you know what time it is? 8 00:02:24,908 --> 00:02:27,868 The little hand's on the two, the big hand's on the three. 9 00:02:27,903 --> 00:02:29,217 Quarter after two? 10 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:32,034 Why the hell are you doing this? 11 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,605 Got to get in shape. 12 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,758 For what? 13 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:36,837 The Liberty Ride. 14 00:02:36,872 --> 00:02:38,504 You're not still thinking of going. 15 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:42,171 Just because you and the rest of them disqualified me doesn't mean that I did. 16 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:43,984 We're just concerned. 17 00:02:45,078 --> 00:02:49,522 There's so many poor starving children who go to bed hungry every night. 18 00:02:49,557 --> 00:02:51,021 Be concerned about them. 19 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:52,449 So why the secrecy? 20 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:56,640 Because I don't want people like you saying, "you can't, you mustn't." 21 00:02:56,675 --> 00:03:02,866 I don't want every cunty faggot who goes to the gym saying, "poor Kinney, told you so." 22 00:03:02,901 --> 00:03:08,611 I have to hand it to you, your perseverance is surpassed only by your narcissism. 23 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:12,388 And there you have it, the secret to my success. 24 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:14,245 Unless... 25 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,509 I'm proven wrong by the nay-sayers, and I fail dismally. 26 00:03:17,544 --> 00:03:20,225 Oh, you're not going to fail, dismally or otherwise. 27 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:24,192 You're going to be a big, fat fucking success, as always. 28 00:03:24,227 --> 00:03:29,974 We're going to go on the ride together, and at night, we'll pitch a tent... 29 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:36,275 and we'll have hot, passionate sex under the stars. 30 00:03:39,732 --> 00:03:42,002 What the fuck are you doing? 31 00:03:42,037 --> 00:03:46,602 I've heard that when achieving your goal, it's best to visualize it. 32 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,957 And five more seconds. 33 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:13,964 Come on! 34 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:18,634 Push it, all you got. Three, two, one. 35 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,406 And sit. 36 00:04:21,441 --> 00:04:23,209 Two minute cool-down. 37 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:26,129 I'd say we're in great shape for the ride, wouldn't you? 38 00:04:26,229 --> 00:04:27,971 Provided my ass holds out. 39 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,459 I've never known it to fail. 40 00:04:29,494 --> 00:04:31,981 You've never ridden it for 350 miles. 41 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:34,749 Maybe you could get an extended warranty since it's no longer new. 42 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:40,333 A deep-fat-fried victory dinner says you'll be seeing it cross the finish line ahead of yours. 43 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,975 This isn't a race. Anyone who rides is a winner. 44 00:04:44,098 --> 00:04:47,003 Hey, there's supposed to be some really hot guys riding. 45 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:47,937 That's what I heard. 46 00:04:47,972 --> 00:04:49,439 A friend of mine went on a ride last year. 47 00:04:49,473 --> 00:04:51,842 He said at night, the showers get really steamy, 48 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,154 and he wasn't talking about the water. 49 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:55,970 Bringing anything with you that starts with a "c"? 50 00:04:56,005 --> 00:05:00,426 You mean my vitamins? You know me, never leave home without them. 51 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,561 We're giving the riders a big send-off before they leave. 52 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,900 I've prepared a speech expressing the center's gratitude. 53 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,926 A banner, a band, drag-queen cheerleaders. 54 00:05:12,961 --> 00:05:16,623 Oh, sounds great. I wish I could be there. 55 00:05:16,658 --> 00:05:20,646 Oh, us too, considering all the work you've done. 56 00:05:20,681 --> 00:05:23,561 I'm not supposed to leave my goddamn bed. Doctor's orders. 57 00:05:23,596 --> 00:05:25,643 If it were me, I'd be going stir-crazy. 58 00:05:25,678 --> 00:05:29,796 Not me. I'd fluff up my pillows, eat bon-bons and watch "Oprah". 59 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:32,034 Hey, can I get anyone a drink? 60 00:05:32,069 --> 00:05:34,980 Thanks, Linz, we were just leaving. 61 00:05:35,015 --> 00:05:39,176 Now, remember what the doctor said and stay put. 62 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:43,107 Bye. 63 00:05:46,257 --> 00:05:49,752 Think I'll take Gus to the park. He could use some fresh air and so could I. 64 00:05:49,852 --> 00:05:51,089 I know the feeling. 65 00:05:51,124 --> 00:05:52,344 Will you be all right? 66 00:05:52,379 --> 00:05:54,025 Fine, thank you. 67 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,581 Oh, before you go, could you bring me some tea? 68 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:59,980 And maybe some peach yoghurt, and a couple of cookies. 69 00:06:00,015 --> 00:06:04,148 And go upstairs and get me my maroon cardigan? I'm a little chilly. 70 00:06:04,183 --> 00:06:05,570 Anything else? 71 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:08,938 Another blanket and a firmer pillow. 72 00:06:08,973 --> 00:06:13,307 And as long as you're out, I need a roll of stamps, as well as these things from the pharmacy. 73 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:20,132 Huh. I'm not allowed to move. What the hell else am I supposed to do? 74 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:23,294 You might try saying please, and stop treating me like the hired help, 75 00:06:23,329 --> 00:06:25,516 which actually wouldn't be so bad. At least I'd get paid. 76 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,604 Sorry, but it's your child too. 77 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,880 That still doesn't give you the right to order me around. 78 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:31,133 I wasn't ordering you. 79 00:06:31,168 --> 00:06:33,865 You have a hell of a nerve talking to me about rights. 80 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,742 You had no right to... 81 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:37,917 Okay. Okay. 82 00:06:37,952 --> 00:06:39,964 I'll do anything you want, 83 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:44,795 but let's stop this, right now. 84 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:52,280 Well, before they give us the green light, they want to see what they're buying, 85 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:54,221 and how much it's going to cost them, which 86 00:06:54,321 --> 00:06:57,367 will be plenty by the time I'm through. 87 00:06:57,402 --> 00:07:02,088 So I'd like one of you to be here to help me convince them why we have to be true to the original vision. 88 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:04,114 Sure, Brett, which one of us do you want? 89 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:06,592 Probably Justin. Uh, no offence, mike. 90 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,265 The studio execs understand pictures more than words. 91 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,371 Whatever's good for the project. 92 00:07:11,406 --> 00:07:12,510 Justin? 93 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:13,797 When would it happen? 94 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:15,228 This Thursday. 95 00:07:15,263 --> 00:07:17,357 What about the Liberty Ride? 96 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:19,200 I can't hear you. You're breaking up. 97 00:07:19,235 --> 00:07:20,654 Nothing, Brett. He'll be there. 98 00:07:20,754 --> 00:07:24,921 Great, I'll have my assistant send you an e-ticket. You can stay in my guest house. 99 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:27,384 That's my other line. Got to go. 100 00:07:27,873 --> 00:07:29,216 Can you believe it? You're going to L.A. 101 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:30,989 But I made a commitment. 102 00:07:31,024 --> 00:07:32,807 I have sponsors, I raised money. 103 00:07:32,842 --> 00:07:35,279 If the movie gets made, you can give them a million bucks. 104 00:07:35,314 --> 00:07:37,119 Hey, Carl. 105 00:07:37,219 --> 00:07:39,371 You looking for some superheroes to help you fight crime? 106 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,441 Actually, I'm looking for you. 107 00:07:42,476 --> 00:07:45,101 Will you excuse us, Justin? 108 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:47,001 Yeah, sure. 109 00:07:47,036 --> 00:07:48,192 See ya. 110 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:49,759 Buy some sun block. 111 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,988 Mind if I eat my lunch while you interrogate me? 112 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,173 Be my guest. 113 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,121 You want some? 114 00:07:57,156 --> 00:08:00,847 No, thanks. My stomach's been acting a little funny. 115 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:01,888 Something wrong? 116 00:08:01,988 --> 00:08:03,944 It's your mother. 117 00:08:04,044 --> 00:08:07,456 I realize she can be a little spicy, but I've never known her to cause indigestion. 118 00:08:07,491 --> 00:08:10,720 As you know, we've been seeing each other a lot lately. 119 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,417 I know. I think it's great. 120 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,052 But it can't go on this way. 121 00:08:14,152 --> 00:08:17,887 Suddenly I'm not feeling so good myself. 122 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:19,505 Nah, I-it's nothing like that. 123 00:08:19,571 --> 00:08:24,083 What I'm trying to say is, I need someone in my life who'll make me laugh, 124 00:08:24,118 --> 00:08:25,391 who'll make me feel good. 125 00:08:25,426 --> 00:08:26,937 I'm already taken, Carl. 126 00:08:27,037 --> 00:08:30,519 That's why I want to marry your mother. 127 00:08:32,995 --> 00:08:37,584 As soon as you say "you may", I want her to say "I do". 128 00:08:40,435 --> 00:08:43,755 That's... that's a big request. 129 00:08:45,218 --> 00:08:51,493 Normally I ask for personal references and w-2 forms for the last three years and an arrest report. 130 00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:55,894 But in your case, I only have one question. 131 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:04,607 Do you promise... 132 00:09:04,642 --> 00:09:07,036 you'll be good to her? 133 00:09:07,136 --> 00:09:09,736 I give you my word. 134 00:09:09,836 --> 00:09:14,418 Then the answer is: You may. 135 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:21,467 I'm like her emotional punching bag. 136 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,747 She pounds away at me all day, and I just stand there and take it. 137 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:27,703 That doesn't sound like old Killer Muldoon to me. 138 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:31,484 I have no choice. Her doctor said she has to stay in bed. No stress. 139 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:32,906 Oh-h. 140 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:37,968 So now you have to serve in silence like that muncher in the military, Greta Camembert. 141 00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:41,436 Margaret Cammermeyer, and I don't know how much longer I can put up with it. 142 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:43,582 Well... then don't. 143 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,862 But it's my fault. 144 00:09:45,897 --> 00:09:47,640 I'm the one to blame. 145 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:52,779 So therefore you're beating yourself up. Or rather, letting Melanie do it for you. 146 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:57,434 Old-fashioned as it may seem, I still believe in loyalty, not betrayal, 147 00:09:57,469 --> 00:10:02,277 self-control, not self-indulgence, even if I failed to live up to my own expectations. 148 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,232 Tell her that. 149 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:04,502 She refuses to listen. 150 00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:07,411 She thinks because I fucked Sam that I'm no longer a lesbian. 151 00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:09,357 Well, you know what a stickler for detail she is. 152 00:10:09,457 --> 00:10:10,534 Brian, please. 153 00:10:10,634 --> 00:10:12,370 What do you want me to say? 154 00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:15,488 If it's over, get the hell out. 155 00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:17,568 It's not that simple. 156 00:10:17,603 --> 00:10:20,350 What about Gus? 157 00:10:20,357 --> 00:10:21,342 And the one on the way? 158 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:25,156 Staying together for the sake of the children is a fucking poor excuse. 159 00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:29,968 I proudly offer myself as Exhibit A. 160 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:32,735 Hey, sonny boy. 161 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:34,478 Come here. 162 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:40,787 Undies, sweaters. 163 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:45,020 Could you hold these for me for a minute? Thanks, honey. 164 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:46,695 Uh, Debbie, I... I... 165 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,692 Carl. You don't have to say it. 166 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:52,056 I-I-I know we were supposed to be going to St. Pete's for a few days but... 167 00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:56,906 hell, this is... th-the ride's for the hospice. How could I not do my bit and volunteer? 168 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:59,320 You got a big heart. That's why I love you. 169 00:10:59,373 --> 00:11:01,436 Besides, it'll still be there. We'll go on our honeymoon. 170 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:02,357 What? 171 00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:04,841 Ha! I'm joking. Honeymoon? Us? 172 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,678 Okay, so, um, oh. 173 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:12,764 So you, uh, you wanted to tell me something. 174 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:14,556 Go ahead, I'm all ears. 175 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:15,837 Debbie, honey... 176 00:11:15,937 --> 00:11:19,355 Ears. Fuck! I need earmuffs. 177 00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:23,270 It's supposed to be colder than a witch's tit in Canada. 178 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,583 Uh, so go ahead, honey, what is it you wanted to say? 179 00:11:28,783 --> 00:11:32,099 Be sure to bundle up. 180 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,563 Keep packing, Deb, or... 181 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,931 whatever it is you're doing in there. 182 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,878 I-I'll get it. 183 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,221 Teddy. 184 00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:48,025 Hey, Em. I have something for you. 185 00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:49,472 So where is he? 186 00:11:49,506 --> 00:11:50,572 Uh, sorry, nothing like that. 187 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:52,768 It's just, uh, this. 188 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:58,195 The $5,000 I owe you for covering for me, that time I "borrowed" from Gus' college fund. 189 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:01,481 I, uh... Thank you, Teddy. 190 00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:03,169 I'm sure you can use it. 191 00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:05,021 I don't mean for that. 192 00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:07,116 I mean for keeping your word. 193 00:12:07,151 --> 00:12:08,859 Following through. 194 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,970 You've come a long way. 195 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,238 Yeah, I guess I have. 196 00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:15,955 And now you're about to go even further, huh? 197 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,156 This time on a bike? 198 00:12:17,189 --> 00:12:21,174 Uh, actually, I've, uh, changed my mind. I'm not going. 199 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:22,895 What? 200 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:25,686 Yeah, I'm up to my garbanzos in work. 201 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,061 I can't leave Brian with everything. 202 00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:29,387 A-and I just got these new plants, 203 00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:33,135 and they're at that critical phase where if you don't watch them, they could go into shock. 204 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,628 I'm the one who's in shock. You've been training for weeks. 205 00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,506 It's only a bike ride. 206 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:40,636 Besides, I've got my meetings, my groups. 207 00:12:40,671 --> 00:12:42,295 Can't you skip them for a few days? 208 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:46,827 Ah. No, they're what's gotten me through these past few months. I mean, they've been my support system. 209 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:49,687 But on the ride, I'd be on my own. 210 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:54,128 I mean, say, there's a trigger, that I see guys doing drugs, that I'm tempted... 211 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,610 ...where can I go? Who can I call? 212 00:12:56,710 --> 00:13:01,986 I can't take a chance of that happening, of becoming that person again. No. 213 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,503 Gears lubed up, seat nice and tight. 214 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:13,858 I'm going to ride it, not fuck it. 215 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:17,395 Wow! 216 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,647 That is one cool bike. 217 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,983 Yeah. Hunter needed a new one for the Liberty Ride. 218 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,621 Can I take it out for a spin? Pleeeze, dad, pleeeeze. 219 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,247 Sure, son. 220 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,788 Just don't be late for dinner. 221 00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:30,739 I'm making your favourite, blueberry crumble. 222 00:13:34,369 --> 00:13:39,159 So, how were things at work, dear? 223 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,357 Let's see. Hmm. 224 00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:43,262 I finished the latest adventure of Rage. 225 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:43,993 Hey. 226 00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:47,543 Made 600 bucks in sales on the website. 227 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:51,179 Oh, and Carl Horvath wants to marry my mother. 228 00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:55,130 What? 229 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:58,797 He actually asked me for her hand. 230 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,421 Did you give it to him? 231 00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,737 Every last digit. 232 00:14:04,772 --> 00:14:09,833 After all, that's what two people do when they love each other, right, get married? 233 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,025 What the fuck's all this? 234 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:26,767 Just making sure we have everything we need for the ride, 235 00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:33,709 tent, sleeping bags, first aid kit, tool kit, rain gear, two sets of warm clothes, one dildo. 236 00:14:33,744 --> 00:14:36,209 You certainly thought of everything. 237 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,769 But why do you need a tent if you're going to be staying in a mansion? 238 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,185 Hmmm? 239 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:47,082 Michael told me you're winging to the coast tomorrow to huddle with studio heads. 240 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,751 I never said I was going. 241 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:50,785 He seems to think that you are. 242 00:14:50,819 --> 00:14:52,454 Well, I'm not. 243 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,870 We're going on the ride together, as planned. 244 00:14:56,614 --> 00:15:00,066 Well, unfortunately there's been a slight change of plans. 245 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:01,757 I'm not going. 246 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,418 Why the fuck not? 247 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,407 Because you're right. 248 00:15:05,442 --> 00:15:07,232 I'm not in good enough shape. 249 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,108 I saw you cycling. 250 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,555 Yeah, and after 30 miles, I was winded. 251 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:15,681 On the ride we're going to have to d. 252 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,095 There's no way I can make it. 253 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:19,954 That is bullshit. You're just saying that to get me to go to Hollywood. 254 00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:23,373 Then go on the ride without me. 255 00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:25,441 Sacrifice your future. 256 00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:28,043 Now, that's what I call charity. 257 00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:37,805 Now here's my cell phone number. 258 00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:41,300 And here's Ben's cell phone number. 259 00:15:42,605 --> 00:15:45,007 Here's Hunter's cell phone number, 260 00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:51,140 and here's the number for our hotel in Toronto. 261 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:54,114 Christ, I'll be too busy calling you to give birth. 262 00:15:54,839 --> 00:15:56,678 You know, maybe I shouldn't go. 263 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,852 Michael, the baby's not due for weeks. 264 00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:00,051 In case something happens... 265 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,931 Nothing's going to happen. Believe me, 266 00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,713 I'll be screaming from boredom long before I'll be screaming from labour. 267 00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:07,834 So go and have a good time. It'll be an amazing adventure. 268 00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,942 I just wish I could be there to see you guys off. 269 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:13,183 You stay right here. 270 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:16,811 And remember, if you need to get a hold of me... 271 00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,638 We know, Michael. We know. 272 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,664 Now would you get the fuck out of here? 273 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:30,484 - We love you. - We love you. 274 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,385 What a lucky kid... 275 00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:38,171 to be coming into such a warm and loving home. 276 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,862 50 ham and cheese, 277 00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:05,605 50 chicken salad, 50 roast beef. 278 00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:07,800 Oh, roast beef's Teddy's favourite. 279 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:09,370 Better make that 49. 280 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:11,563 It's a damn shame he decided not to go. 281 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,631 Would've been good for him. Given him a victory. 282 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,629 Some self-esteem. 283 00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:18,400 He's too afraid to leave his meetings and groups. 284 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,957 You know, that without his support system, he'll slip. 285 00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:23,652 He's as addicted to them as he was to the crystal meth. 286 00:17:23,851 --> 00:17:26,212 Well, at least it's a healthy addiction, huh? 287 00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:29,251 Too bad he can't take his support system with him. 288 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,374 Hey, Carl. Honey, hi. 289 00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:36,266 Can I interest you in a box lunch? 290 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,326 It's for the bus trip to Toronto, but I got an extra. 291 00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:41,429 Thanks, I, uh, I already ate. 292 00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:42,818 Well, you want to lend a hand? 293 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,129 Em, give Carl some fruit. Show him how it's done. 294 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,282 You take an apple or an orange. 295 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,831 You drop it into the box. 296 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,211 Comme ca. Then you move on to the next. Got it? 297 00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:53,792 Thanks for the training. 298 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,895 Deb, could you stop for a second? Honey... 299 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:58,957 Carl, I'm up to my ass in hard-boiled eggs. Do you mind if we talk later? 300 00:17:59,139 --> 00:18:02,005 Sure. No hurry. 301 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,035 We'll talk when you get back. 302 00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:08,930 Thank you, baby. 303 00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:11,322 Bye, honey. 304 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,744 Bye. 305 00:18:12,943 --> 00:18:15,490 Lupe. 306 00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:19,185 Come o-out, Lupe. 307 00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,366 Come in. 308 00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:26,827 Come on, puss. Be a good puss. Come on now. 309 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,776 Come on, puss-puss. 310 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,438 Who are you talking to? 311 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:33,191 Lupe. Come on, puss, puss, puss, puss. 312 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:36,112 Your cleaning lady's never going to come out if you talk to her like that. 313 00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,741 Lupe's my cat. 314 00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:39,611 You got a cat? 315 00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:44,116 Yeah, I thought it'd be nice to have something warm and purring to come home to. 316 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:45,761 Hmm, ain't that the truth? 317 00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,963 The minute I brought her in, she ran straight for the bedroom. 318 00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:49,961 Hmm, a feline after my own heart. 319 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,818 And now she's hiding in the closet. 320 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:55,733 Well, she'll come out in her own time, just like the rest of us. 321 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,256 Meanwhile, come. 322 00:18:57,291 --> 00:19:00,374 Concentrate on my crass consumerism. 323 00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:06,155 Spandex as far as the eye can see, in every colour of the rainbow. 324 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:09,760 A different ensemble for every day of the Liberty Ride. 325 00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:12,314 That's very thoughtful of you, Em. Not to mention extravagant. 326 00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,145 But I already told you, I'm not going. 327 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,586 Who said it's for you? 328 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,633 Who else? 329 00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:19,340 Me. I decided to go. 330 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,872 I thought you said you were too busy working. 331 00:19:20,988 --> 00:19:23,907 Well, the Bushes will have to plan their next state dinner without me. 332 00:19:23,942 --> 00:19:26,431 That you didn't have the money for the registration fee. 333 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,087 A very good friend just paid me back. 334 00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:31,869 That you were afraid of being eaten by a bear. 335 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,955 Well, at least the kind that live in the wilds of Canada. 336 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:40,295 But I'm willing to confront my darkest fears for a worthy cause, 337 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,021 such as helping a friend... 338 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:48,257 being his support system, seeing him through any crisis, great or small. 339 00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,871 You'd really do that for me? 340 00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:55,363 I believe in you, Teddy. Despite everything. 341 00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:58,694 I, uh, I want you to succeed. 342 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:04,664 Think I'll save the tangerine for the finish line. Hm? 343 00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:14,451 Liberty Ride, Liberty Ride, go-o-o, Liberty Ride. 344 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:21,360 The center thanks each and every one of you for putting forth this wonderful effort 345 00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:24,638 to benefit Liberty House hospice. 346 00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:28,037 We wish you all a great journey up to Toronto, 347 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,338 and a safe ride back to Pittsburgh. 348 00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,696 May this be the adventure of a lifetime. 349 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:39,430 Please make sure your bikes are on the truck. 350 00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:40,960 There you go, honey. 351 00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:43,310 It's salami. I'm afraid we're out of tuna. Huh. 352 00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:47,098 There you go. I'm so proud of all of you for doing this. 353 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,683 There you go, sweetheart. 354 00:20:48,718 --> 00:20:50,062 Here, honey. Have a good time. 355 00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,312 Thanks, deb. 356 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:56,343 All set. Let's get on board. 357 00:20:56,378 --> 00:20:58,234 I haven't been on a bus since ninth grade. 358 00:20:58,269 --> 00:21:00,433 Guys would be getting blow jobs in the back. 359 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,524 Ah, the good old days of junior high. 360 00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:08,709 Well, if it isn't papa bear, and mama bear and baby bear. 361 00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:09,810 Brian! 362 00:21:09,845 --> 00:21:12,449 Just thought I'd stop by to remind you to wear your helmets, 363 00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:16,135 stay to the right, and be sure to use your hand gestures. 364 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:20,017 Thanks for all the motherly advice, but my mother's going with me. 365 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,444 I'm sorry you're not. 366 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,612 Hey, have a great trip, you guys. 367 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,356 Mel, what a surprise. 368 00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:28,956 I heard you'd been spending most of your time in bed. 369 00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:30,320 Living the life of Brian. 370 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,157 What the fuck are you doing here? You know you're not supposed to... 371 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,025 are you out of your... 372 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,324 No, I'm not out of my... I just came down to see you off, that's all. So stop worrying. I'm fine. 373 00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:40,791 Just don't let my mom see you. 374 00:21:40,826 --> 00:21:42,335 You know how hysterical she gets. 375 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,141 Your mom? Right. 376 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,487 We made just enough lunches. 377 00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:02,319 I guess he's not coming, honey. 378 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,540 I thought I'd convinced him to change his mind. 379 00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:13,852 Michael! Get your asses on board, you guys. Come on. And save me a seat. 380 00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,834 Coming? 381 00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:25,629 Debbie! 382 00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:28,946 Carl! 383 00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:32,224 Sweet of you to come down here. I told you you didn't have to do that. 384 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,824 Yes, I did. I couldn't leave without... 385 00:22:34,859 --> 00:22:35,580 telling you... 386 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,921 Ma, would you get on the bus? 387 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,598 I got to go. 388 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,716 I'll call you when I get there. 389 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,555 Can you wait a goddamn minute? I've been trying to ask you for the last two days. 390 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,814 Will you marry me? 391 00:22:49,054 --> 00:22:50,811 What? 392 00:22:51,011 --> 00:22:53,300 I said, marry me. 393 00:22:55,305 --> 00:22:58,005 Will you marry me? 394 00:23:09,342 --> 00:23:12,547 Tell him yes, and get on the bus. 395 00:23:12,823 --> 00:23:14,664 Yes. 396 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,799 Yes. 397 00:23:17,806 --> 00:23:19,828 Of course I'll marry you. 398 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,007 Fuck! 399 00:23:47,211 --> 00:23:48,628 Bye. 400 00:23:53,877 --> 00:23:55,394 Bye. 401 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,583 Keep the change. 402 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,958 Thank you. 403 00:24:15,089 --> 00:24:17,730 Shit! Hey. 404 00:24:19,143 --> 00:24:21,064 Hey! 405 00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:24,069 Hey! 406 00:24:24,153 --> 00:24:25,577 Stop... stop the bus! 407 00:24:25,677 --> 00:24:26,891 Stop the fucking bus! 408 00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:28,440 Hey! 409 00:24:47,217 --> 00:24:49,980 Made it. 410 00:24:50,015 --> 00:24:52,186 Knew you would. 411 00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:05,665 Where the fuck have you been? 412 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,361 I come home, you're not here, I look everywhere, frantic. 413 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,681 I was about to call the hospital, the police, the morgue. 414 00:25:12,716 --> 00:25:14,657 I thought something terrible had happened. 415 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:15,892 Would you calm down? 416 00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:18,780 No, I will not calm down. 417 00:25:18,815 --> 00:25:21,160 You scared the shit out of me. 418 00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:22,219 Sorry. 419 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:23,949 I can tell. 420 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,625 I went to the Liberty Ride send-off. 421 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,151 Why would you do that? 422 00:25:29,186 --> 00:25:31,357 After everyone told you... 423 00:25:31,457 --> 00:25:34,592 to spite me? 424 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,109 That's right, honey. 425 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:40,037 Make it all about you, as usual. 426 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,145 You're the one who has a right to be angry, 427 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:46,023 to be indignant, to feel betrayed. 428 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,083 Well, guess what, my shikseh goddess? 429 00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:49,777 You don't call me that. 430 00:25:49,812 --> 00:25:52,415 This time it isn't about you. 431 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,110 It's about me. 432 00:25:54,145 --> 00:25:58,098 I went out because if I stayed in this house another minute with you, 433 00:25:58,133 --> 00:26:01,564 I'd go out of my fucking mind. 434 00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:05,018 So I left for 10 minutes. 435 00:26:05,311 --> 00:26:07,259 Okay, half-hour, tops. 436 00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:11,293 I drove over to Liberty Avenue, said my goodbyes, and drove back. 437 00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:12,273 And look. 438 00:26:12,308 --> 00:26:13,307 Here I am. 439 00:26:13,342 --> 00:26:17,555 Miracle of miracles, alive and still in one piece. 440 00:26:36,238 --> 00:26:44,018 We can't go on doing the all-female version of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?". 441 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,613 It's just too exhausting. 442 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,937 You can't forgive me, 443 00:26:54,972 --> 00:26:59,442 no matter how much I apologize and try to make it up to you. 444 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:04,819 And I'm starting not to care. 445 00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:10,334 I mean, after all, how many times can someone reject you 446 00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:13,493 before you finally just give up? 447 00:27:15,393 --> 00:27:19,639 So what are you saying? 448 00:27:26,624 --> 00:27:29,582 That perhaps it's best... 449 00:27:29,617 --> 00:27:32,894 for both of us... 450 00:27:32,966 --> 00:27:36,629 and for Gus and the baby... 451 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,259 if we aren't together. 452 00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:49,798 That we stop putting each other through needless hell. 453 00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:54,387 Trying to repair something which obviously can't be fixed. 454 00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:58,461 I think you're right. 455 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:12,348 I'll stay until after the baby's born. 456 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,729 How is the lunch? I made it with my own two hands. 457 00:28:25,197 --> 00:28:27,448 How about those lemon bars, huh? 458 00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:29,345 Aren't they to die for? 459 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,536 Ma, would you sit down and stop showing off? 460 00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:35,851 I'm allowed. How many times in your life do you get an engagement ring? 461 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,041 Elizabeth Taylor, eight times, twice from Richard Burton. 462 00:28:38,076 --> 00:28:39,955 Jennifer Lopez, three. Julia Roberts, four. 463 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,459 Thank you. 464 00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:44,133 You know what I mean. 465 00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:46,760 When a man gives you a ring, it's special. 466 00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:48,153 It's meaningful. 467 00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:49,743 Well I wouldn't know. 468 00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:55,400 Then maybe it's time you found out. 469 00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,406 Found out what? 470 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:03,222 Michael Novotny... 471 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:08,322 you are the man I've been looking for all my life. 472 00:29:11,824 --> 00:29:16,222 I am so very blessed to have found you. 473 00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:21,531 Which is why I'm asking you... 474 00:29:21,631 --> 00:29:23,632 to do me the honour... 475 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,201 of accepting my hand in marriage. 476 00:29:33,218 --> 00:29:35,015 We're going to Toronto 477 00:29:35,018 --> 00:29:37,834 where gay marriage is not only accepted, it's... 478 00:29:37,869 --> 00:29:39,477 it's legal. 479 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:40,685 And... 480 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,186 like you said, 481 00:29:43,286 --> 00:29:46,639 that's what two people do when they love each other, right? 482 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:52,643 I don't know what... what to say. 483 00:29:52,743 --> 00:29:55,633 "Yes" would be good. 484 00:30:04,965 --> 00:30:07,491 Everyone, a toast to my friend Malcolm. 485 00:30:15,872 --> 00:30:19,184 Happy birthday! 486 00:30:23,018 --> 00:30:26,258 Hey, Justin. 487 00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:32,696 I could give you a line the party's to welcome you to L.A. 488 00:30:32,746 --> 00:30:35,645 But it's a birthday bash for my friend, Malcolm. 489 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,747 He just won an Oscar for scoring his first film. 490 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,306 Your house is amazing. 491 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,574 Yeah. I call it the house that "V Men" built. 492 00:30:46,609 --> 00:30:49,993 Soon you'll have a house that "Rage" built. 493 00:30:50,028 --> 00:30:53,112 Joseph, Mr. Taylor will be staying with us for a few days. 494 00:30:53,147 --> 00:30:56,431 Would you take his bag to the guest house? 495 00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:03,323 I have a butler. 496 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,746 Just like Bruce Wayne. 497 00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,512 Hey, ken, how's it going? 498 00:31:10,547 --> 00:31:11,799 Great, Brett. 499 00:31:11,846 --> 00:31:14,525 Now, let's get you a drink. 500 00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:20,316 The meeting's all set for Thursday at the studio. 501 00:31:20,351 --> 00:31:22,750 We'll go by my office tomorrow, 502 00:31:22,785 --> 00:31:26,153 I'll show you some of the storyboards we've come up with. 503 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,585 Brettski. 504 00:31:32,885 --> 00:31:35,961 Hey, Con, I thought you couldn't make it? 505 00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,981 Just got back from location. 506 00:31:38,016 --> 00:31:41,882 This is Justin Taylor, he created "Rage". 507 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,959 Let me tell you, Brett's obsessed with your comic. 508 00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:45,951 Justin, this is Connor James. 509 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,459 I know, I know. 510 00:31:47,494 --> 00:31:48,896 Calls himself an actor. 511 00:31:48,931 --> 00:31:50,531 A few others do too. 512 00:31:50,731 --> 00:31:52,677 Including me. I think you're great. 513 00:31:52,712 --> 00:31:53,831 Thanks. 514 00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:55,766 What would you think of Con for Rage? 515 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,806 He... I mean, you would be wonderful. 516 00:31:58,841 --> 00:32:01,506 Get me a script when you have it. 517 00:32:12,718 --> 00:32:14,152 Is he...? 518 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:15,596 Of course not. 519 00:32:15,945 --> 00:32:17,447 Connor's as straight as they come. 520 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,330 He's out banging bitches every night. 521 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,207 There's the CN Tower. 522 00:32:37,516 --> 00:32:39,245 And that's the Skydome. 523 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:43,491 All very scenic. But the one site one mustn't miss while visiting Toronto is... 524 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:44,898 Church Street. 525 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:48,800 According to the Damron Guide, "it's the centre of Toronto gay life. 526 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:51,661 From its colourful neighbourhood bar, Moosie's, 527 00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:54,696 to its thumpa-thumpa dance club, Gomorrah." 528 00:32:54,731 --> 00:32:56,349 Oh, let's go to Gomorrah. 529 00:32:56,384 --> 00:32:57,013 Sounds hot. 530 00:32:57,048 --> 00:33:00,227 Probably the only place in Toronto that is. I'm frigging freezing. 531 00:33:00,641 --> 00:33:03,676 You're probably going to think I'm crazy, but you know what this street reminds me of? 532 00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:05,511 Liberty Avenue. 533 00:33:05,545 --> 00:33:09,357 Leather daddies, twinks, bears, drag queens. 534 00:33:09,391 --> 00:33:12,005 It's all pretty much the same, wherever you go. 535 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,954 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 536 00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:19,753 Except here everybody's so fucking polite and refined, you could shit. 537 00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,654 Hey, here's Moosie's. 538 00:33:21,721 --> 00:33:23,021 Good. Let's go in here and get warm. 539 00:33:23,054 --> 00:33:24,016 First round's on me. 540 00:33:24,051 --> 00:33:24,689 Wait. 541 00:33:24,756 --> 00:33:26,057 You'll have a Canada Dry. 542 00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:27,958 And if anyone asks you how old you are... 543 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,959 I'll just say what I used to say: 544 00:33:29,993 --> 00:33:32,072 "How old would you like me to be?" 545 00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,331 We'll go there later after we're done. 546 00:33:35,366 --> 00:33:37,083 Okay. 547 00:33:41,892 --> 00:33:43,282 Thanks. 548 00:33:45,715 --> 00:33:48,961 I don't know about you, but I'm having a gay-ja vu. 549 00:33:48,996 --> 00:33:49,771 You too? 550 00:33:49,806 --> 00:33:51,161 Make it three. 551 00:33:51,206 --> 00:33:52,704 It really reminds me of... 552 00:33:52,706 --> 00:33:54,078 Woody's! 553 00:33:54,178 --> 00:33:57,054 And the strangest thing of all is I keep expecting Brian to walk in. 554 00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,588 Uh, Molson's. 555 00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:02,380 Brian! 556 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,225 Calm down. Keep your pants on, 557 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,364 or not. 558 00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:07,816 How did you get here? 559 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:09,891 Mikey, did no one ever tell you? 560 00:34:09,926 --> 00:34:12,868 In 1903, at Kitty Hawk in North Carolina, 561 00:34:12,903 --> 00:34:15,843 the Wright brothers invented this thing called... 562 00:34:15,943 --> 00:34:17,332 - Flight! - Right. 563 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,224 What the fuck are you doing here? 564 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:22,116 The Liberty Ride begins here, am I correct? 565 00:34:22,151 --> 00:34:23,726 So you came to cheer us on? 566 00:34:23,827 --> 00:34:24,492 Exactly, professor. 567 00:34:24,592 --> 00:34:28,577 I cashed in 25,000 Travel miles so I could come here and be your cheerleader. 568 00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:30,113 No. I'm going on the ride. 569 00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:31,924 I'll be busting a nut for charity, same as you. 570 00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:35,280 The natives are so friendly. 571 00:34:35,315 --> 00:34:37,510 This is Jean-Claude. 572 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,068 He's French Canadian. 573 00:34:40,188 --> 00:34:41,277 Bonsoir. 574 00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:42,643 - Hi. - Bonsoir. 575 00:34:42,678 --> 00:34:45,274 Bonsoir. Don't you just love it? 576 00:34:45,341 --> 00:34:49,765 J.C. Here has very kindly offered to show me how Canadians keep warm at night. 577 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,511 But, I said... 578 00:34:54,947 --> 00:34:57,020 Sorry, Jean-Claude, um, 579 00:34:57,055 --> 00:35:01,073 but, uh, as much as I would love for you to, I'm here with my friend Ted. 580 00:35:01,108 --> 00:35:05,422 So you'll just have to show someone else how to rub two sticks together. 581 00:35:05,457 --> 00:35:09,134 Au revoir, mon ami. 582 00:35:09,169 --> 00:35:09,881 Salut. 583 00:35:10,389 --> 00:35:11,390 Bye. 584 00:35:20,942 --> 00:35:22,796 What's going on? 585 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:25,188 Oh, it's a stag for Roger and Dennis. They're getting married. 586 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,179 Been together 32 years. 587 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:21,802 I'm glad you decided to come, but I don't know how in the hell you're going to make it. 588 00:36:21,837 --> 00:36:24,911 Oh, I might just surprise you. 589 00:36:24,946 --> 00:36:27,573 Thanks, but I've had enough surprises. 590 00:36:28,246 --> 00:36:30,704 Ben proposed. 591 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,588 Proposed what? 592 00:36:34,623 --> 00:36:38,583 Marriage. It's legal for us to get married here in Toronto. 593 00:36:38,618 --> 00:36:41,998 I believe I read that somewhere. 594 00:36:43,102 --> 00:36:47,648 Well, I hope while he was down on his knees he did something useful. 595 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,929 It was beautiful, and heartfelt. 596 00:36:50,129 --> 00:36:51,351 I'm sure. 597 00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:57,095 But you declined, of course, because deep down, you still love me best. 598 00:36:57,130 --> 00:36:58,941 Shut up. 599 00:37:00,712 --> 00:37:03,766 I didn't given him an answer yet. 600 00:37:05,234 --> 00:37:07,630 Well, what's stopping you? 601 00:37:07,697 --> 00:37:10,189 Besides the fact that it's the most pathetic idea I've ever heard? 602 00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:12,896 It just so happens that a lot of gay men want to get married. 603 00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:14,527 Darling, have you seen them? 604 00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:19,796 And since when did you ever have the least interest in getting married? 605 00:37:19,831 --> 00:37:23,470 I didn't. But not because I didn't want to, 606 00:37:23,505 --> 00:37:26,109 but because I never thought I could. 607 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:29,478 It wasn't a story I told myself like straight kids did, you know. 608 00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:34,917 That some day I'd meet that special person, and we'd fall in love and have a big wedding. 609 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,995 It... it was never real for me. 610 00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:42,352 And all this stuff started happening: In Massachusetts, and California, and here. 611 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,455 And all of a sudden, a whole, wide world of wonderful opportunities just opened up. 612 00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:50,802 Vows and rice and registering at pottery barn. 613 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:56,705 Not to mention an acrimonious divorce, an ugly settlement, and having your kid hate you. 614 00:37:57,406 --> 00:37:59,239 Look, listen to me. 615 00:37:59,274 --> 00:38:00,704 Are you listening? 616 00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:02,237 I'm listening. 617 00:38:02,272 --> 00:38:04,666 We're queer. 618 00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:07,818 We don't need marriage. 619 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:12,711 We don't need the sanction of dickless politicians and pederast priests. 620 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:18,342 We fuck who we want to, when we want to. That is our god-given right. 621 00:38:18,377 --> 00:38:22,325 But it's also our god-given right to have everything that straight people have. 622 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,656 Because we're every bit as much human as they are. 623 00:38:38,538 --> 00:38:40,968 Well, you're a writer. 624 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:45,285 Rewrite the story. 625 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,745 Congratulations. 626 00:39:04,015 --> 00:39:08,972 Hm. This is touching, don't you think? 627 00:39:09,007 --> 00:39:11,497 I do. 628 00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:17,114 I do. 629 00:39:19,573 --> 00:39:21,532 Ben, did you hear what I just said? 630 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:24,214 Yeah, I heard you. You said "I... " 631 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,707 I'm going to need stage seven for Rage's lair, 632 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,800 and the entire back lot to build Gayopolis. 633 00:39:42,835 --> 00:39:45,510 There are a few other pictures we'd like to shoot here. 634 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,254 This is the only one that I'm directing. 635 00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:48,689 Ya punk. 636 00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:50,948 You sound like I've already given you the green light. 637 00:39:50,983 --> 00:39:52,338 So what's stopping you? 638 00:39:52,438 --> 00:39:54,366 The price tag for starters. 639 00:39:54,401 --> 00:39:57,373 This little epic of yours is going to cost me a fucking fortune. 640 00:39:57,473 --> 00:40:01,517 You can afford it. My last picture made you 250 million. 641 00:40:01,552 --> 00:40:04,303 Yeah. This one's different. 642 00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:06,026 A gay superhero? 643 00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:07,344 The world's ready for it. 644 00:40:07,444 --> 00:40:09,427 Maybe your world, but not Topeka. 645 00:40:09,527 --> 00:40:14,797 If it's good, if it's got a big enough star, if you hype the shit out of it, they'll go. 646 00:40:14,832 --> 00:40:16,390 Right? 647 00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:18,554 Guys? 648 00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:21,237 It all looks pretty grim and depressing to me. 649 00:40:21,272 --> 00:40:23,514 Who wants to see a kid get his head bashed in? 650 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,424 And what about all this sex? 651 00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:28,172 Blow-jobs and butt-fucking on every page. 652 00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:30,754 It's something the audience has never seen before. 653 00:40:30,854 --> 00:40:32,783 What makes you think they want to see it now? 654 00:40:34,222 --> 00:40:37,562 The concession stand's going to have a hell of a time selling Hershey bars. 655 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,296 Look, you want to go with the gay thing, 656 00:40:42,331 --> 00:40:46,932 you're going to cut back on the ass business, and it's got to be cheerier. 657 00:40:47,032 --> 00:40:50,472 And why does your hero have to be so fucking arrogant? 658 00:40:50,672 --> 00:40:51,817 Excuse me, Mr. Fenderman, 659 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:55,495 but our comic book was conceived that way for a reason. 660 00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:59,781 Because a lot of the shit that gay people go through is grim. 661 00:40:59,816 --> 00:41:02,742 I ought to know, I'm a kid who got his head bashed in. 662 00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,672 As far as the ass business, 663 00:41:04,707 --> 00:41:09,314 getting your butt fucked is one of the great pleasures, and privileges of being gay. 664 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,536 If you haven't experienced it yourself, I recommend it. 665 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,604 As far as Rage is concerned, 666 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:18,423 just because he has no apologies for who he is, and no regrets about his life 667 00:41:18,822 --> 00:41:23,279 doesn't make him arrogant. It makes him honest and brave. 668 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:28,722 So despite your concerns, we prefer to be true to our original vision. 669 00:41:28,922 --> 00:41:31,815 Rage wouldn't expect anything less. 670 00:41:37,647 --> 00:41:40,552 We are here today to join in matrimony 671 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:44,309 Mr. Michael Novotny and Mr. Benjamin Bruckner. 672 00:41:44,513 --> 00:41:49,872 Christ, this is the last time I'm going to a wedding with two queens. 673 00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:56,651 Do you, Michael, promise to love, respect and cherish Ben 674 00:41:56,686 --> 00:41:59,691 and be his true and faithful husband? 675 00:42:01,372 --> 00:42:04,170 I do. 676 00:42:05,181 --> 00:42:08,807 And do you, Ben, promise to love, respect 677 00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:12,856 and cherish Michael and be his true and faithful husband? 678 00:42:14,786 --> 00:42:16,129 Say I do, dude. 679 00:42:19,182 --> 00:42:23,101 I do. 680 00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:27,660 If anyone knows of any reason why these two people should not be joined in marriage, 681 00:42:27,695 --> 00:42:30,697 speak now or forever hold your peace. 682 00:42:32,532 --> 00:42:35,733 You say one word, you're gonna be holding more than your peace. 683 00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:41,287 The rings, please. 684 00:43:00,865 --> 00:43:05,221 Now by the authority of the Province of Ontario, 685 00:43:05,256 --> 00:43:08,909 I pronounce you to be legally married. 686 00:43:18,602 --> 00:43:21,537 I'm not losing a son, huh? 687 00:43:21,572 --> 00:43:24,079 I'm gaining a... son. 688 00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:26,532 You're next, ma. 689 00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,447 God, you barely shed a tear at Mel and Linz's ceremony. 690 00:43:33,472 --> 00:43:35,801 Well, they're dykes, for chrissakes. 691 00:43:35,836 --> 00:43:38,279 They shake hands and go bowling. 692 00:43:38,314 --> 00:43:40,729 How much can you get choked up? 693 00:43:40,761 --> 00:43:42,854 Oh, Michael, we have to sign this. 694 00:43:42,889 --> 00:43:44,336 There we go. 695 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,489 Gladly. 696 00:43:45,644 --> 00:43:50,681 Anyway, it's not just for Michael and Ben. 697 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:56,174 You know, if things had been different, maybe... 698 00:43:56,305 --> 00:43:59,672 I cannot believe we are married. 699 00:43:59,707 --> 00:44:01,651 No point in beating yourself up, Teddy. 700 00:44:01,686 --> 00:44:05,106 We're still friends, aren't we? 701 00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:08,265 Which means we'll be around a lot longer than most marriages. 702 00:44:35,392 --> 00:44:39,065 All right, you boys stick together, all right? And look out for each other. 703 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,522 We will, ma. 704 00:44:40,557 --> 00:44:42,671 Shit. I just called you "boys". 705 00:44:42,706 --> 00:44:45,606 You're married men now. 706 00:44:45,706 --> 00:44:47,984 Go on before I start bawling. 707 00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:50,949 Someone mention balling? 708 00:44:51,048 --> 00:44:55,640 And you, I want you to take it easy, you hear me? Don't act like some fucking superhero. 709 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,660 Yes, mother. 710 00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:05,180 Okay. I'm going to be on the food wagon, keeping an eye out for all of you. 711 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:10,769 Riders, are you ready? 712 00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:12,281 Okay, then, 713 00:45:12,316 --> 00:45:16,044 Liberty Ride 2004, Toronto to Pittsburgh, 714 00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:20,222 officially begins! Yeah! 715 00:45:20,272 --> 00:45:24,822 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54733

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