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I don't give a shit. I need to talk to him now.
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Stuart, I can't do this. I-I won't do this. I'll give the god-damned money...
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All right, okay, I'll listen. Go on.
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I know that.
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I know that. Yeah.
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Your subject's being most uncooperative.
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He said he made a big mistake. He's talking to his agent.
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Well, did you remind him that he has a contract?
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Yeah, I thought we'd leave that little tidbit to you.
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Well, now it's my turn.
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And you're going to fucking listen to me.
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I'm going to leave here right now.
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Do you understand me?
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No, I'm not going to "grin and bare it".
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You've got to get me out of this.
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Anything I can do to help?
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Yeah. You can get me my pants.
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Oh. Before I do that, why don't we discuss your concerns?
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There's nothing to discuss. I'm not doing it.
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Uh, it's a little bit late for that, isn't it?
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I'm Drew Boyd. I call the shots.
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Except when I have the ball.
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I'm feeling kind of exposed, you know?
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I'm not used to standing around in my shorts.
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What about in the locker room? You stand around in a lot less.
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In the locker room, everyone is showing their ass.
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Huh. Come.
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Nice, Drew.
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Good.
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A little smile.
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Good, nice.
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That's it, Drew.
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Hold the ball up.
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High up. You won the game.
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Christ, he's hot.
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What a pity he's straight.
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Well, even if he weren't, you think he'd fuck you wearing those?
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Wasn't expecting to be standing around in my shorts.
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Now go for a long pass.
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That's good. I like it. Beautiful.
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I don't know if he's going to sell any underwear, but he sure as hell is going to sell a lot of Kleenex.
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Beautiful.
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down on my knees
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You know, once I got used to everybody staring at me in my shorts,
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got to be a real turn-on.
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But only I know what's under them.
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I guess we'd better get up.
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What's your hurry?
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Well, as soon as we're through, you always
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bound out of bed and race to the shower, so I just assumed...
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Why don't we just lie here?
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You sure?
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You see me moving?
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Wow! What's the world coming to?
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First a kiss, then sticking around.
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Next thing you know, you'll be asking me to the big game.
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Yeah, I said too much, didn't I?
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You know the rules.
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I know.
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What goes on in this room is between you, me and the four walls,
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and must never leave here on penalty of death.
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You got it, sport.
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Hey, leave a message.
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Straight to voice mail.
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What's the point of getting him a cell phone, if he's not going to pick up?
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That's me going off in your pocket. How about answering it for a change?
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What's up your ass?
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It's past 11:00.
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You missed your curfew, again. Where you been?
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Studying with a friend.
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Every night this week?
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We're working on a project.
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Who is this friend?
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Someone from school.
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And the project?
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It's for science.
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Penicillin's already been discovered. What have you found?
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What's with all the fucking questions?
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We would like an honest answer.
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I told you the truth.
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If you don't want to believe me, that's your problem.
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I hate to say it...
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You don't have to. I already know what you're thinking.
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If he's out hustling again,
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I will fucking rip his balls off, as my dear mother would say.
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Let's hope we've instilled more self-respect in him than that.
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After the way he's been acting...
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Whatever it is, we'll find out eventually.
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Then what?
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Then we'll just have to deal with it.
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Need some help?
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Uh, no. Thanks. I can do it. I do it every morning.
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Ah, shit!
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My back's been killing me ever since I did that goddamn mural.
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Hope Michelangelo had a good chiropractor.
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Why haven't you returned my calls?
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I've been busy.
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The show's been a huge success. Isn't that great?
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Almost everything's sold.
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Another month of alimony payments.
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My wives will be eternally grateful.
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I want to see you.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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"Why not?"
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Try "I'm married".
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I have a child, another one on the way. Oh, and did I happen to mention, lest we forget, that I'm a lesbian?
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And did I mention that you sure don't fuck like one?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Sam.
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Why do you have to be so crude?
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You didn't mind the other night, rolling around on the floor,
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rutting like a couple of...
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What happened the other night was a mistake.
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A huge mistake.
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Was it?
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Yes, it was.
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Look, Sam, you inspire me.
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You challenge me, you make me laugh.
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I admire you so much.
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I...
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guess I got confused.
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You know?
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And crossed a line I shouldn't have.
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When I was a kid...
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I didn't respect the lines.
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In my colouring books, I always crossed the lines, didn't obey the rules at all.
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I don't think that's always such a bad thing.
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For an artist, huh, no.
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But for a person...
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sometimes it makes sense to read the manual and follow instructions...
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dull as that may sound to you.
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And what about the part of you that secretly yearns for something else?
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The part of you that both of us know is there.
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"My house has many rooms.
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I occupy but a few.
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The rest go unvisited."
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Who said that?
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I did.
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Nice chest.
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I'll say.
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I think he's talking about the furniture.
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That, too.
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Uncle Vic left it to the hospice in his will.
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He was always a good friend, and a great supporter.
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Oh, I can't tell you how much we appreciate this.
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We need all the help we can get.
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Hopefully this new event coordinator will come through.
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He'd better.
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Well, they say he raised over a million dollars for a hospice in Cincinnati, so...
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A million?
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My god, if we raise half that we'll be in heaven.
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Here. Let me take that. Thanks.
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Hey, Freddy, how about those Ironmen? Ain't they something else?
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Yeah, something else, all right.
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Honey, you ought to take something for that cold.
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Emmett!
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What are you doing reading the sports page? Let me get you the "style" section, sweetheart.
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No, no, deb. These days the sports page will do me just fine.
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Hey, deb.
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Hey, bob.
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Haven't seen you in an age. Where you been?
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Well, I was, uh, I was laid up with some back trouble, but I'm on my feet again.
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How you been?
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Life took a couple of pot-shots, but...
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I ducked.
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So, you seen Carl?
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No, not lately.
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I figured he'd be taking you tonight.
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Taking me where?
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The policeman's ball.
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He took you last year, didn't he?
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Yeah, he took me.
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I remember, 'cause, uh, you looked real nice.
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Thanks.
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I guess, uh, this year he must be taking someone else.
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Excuse me, officer, but anyone can go to the policeman's ball.
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Am I correct?
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Anyone who buys a ticket.
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Uh, I'll take the pink plate special, but make mine blue.
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You got it.
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Don't tell me you're thinking of going.
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If I can find a date.
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Yeah, good luck.
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Hey. What about you?
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Me?
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What, are you out of your fucking mind?
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Why not?
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Well, you just heard. Carl's going to be there,
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probably with that... lady he's been seeing.
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So, that's no reason not to go.
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In fact, all the more reason to be there. Show him what he's missing.
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Uh-huh. Not much.
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Now, now. Let's keep our self-esteem, and our tits, up.
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Even if I wanted to go, with my tits up,
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I got nothing to drape 'em in.
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Just leave that to your fairy god...
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you know, I'm not even going to say it. Too trite.
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However, you will look fabulous.
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I guarantee.
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What have I done?
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Now he wants to see me again and of course, I told him no. It's out of the question.
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We can never...
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never do that again.
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Is he hung?
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Oh, Brian!
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I'm just curious.
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You're the last person I thought I'd ever discuss dick with.
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This isn't about dick.
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Since when?
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I love Melanie.
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Sure you do.
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Then how could I have...
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Fucked a guy?
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It's not possible.
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Anything's possible.
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It's explaining it that's the tricky part.
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But I've always been, you know...
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a carpet-muncher.
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Mmm. Except for that one time in college when...
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you and I...
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but that was just...
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midsummer madness.
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Still, there is a part of you that once every
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decade or so doesn't object to a stiff prick.
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Believe me, I understand.
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I'm not so sure Melanie would.
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Then don't tell her.
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Huh, you're a big help.
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Hey.
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It's okay to like cock.
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And it's okay to like pussy, just not at the same time.
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So...
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which one do you like?
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Well, look who it is.
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Come to shoot the breeze?
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Have a heart-to-heart?
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Spend a little quality time with your dashing young dad?
240
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I need 20 bucks
241
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I knew it.
242
00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,777
What do you want it for?
243
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,792
My upwardly-mobile lifestyle.
244
00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:37,749
Being a teenager's expensive.
245
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,605
You should have thought of that before you became one.
246
00:13:40,109 --> 00:13:43,047
Hunh. So can I have it?
247
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,175
Why should I reward you for missing your curfew and
248
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,008
being disrespectful to us?
249
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,851
How the fuck am I being disrespectful?
250
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,381
By not telling us the truth.
251
00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:52,737
I told you.
252
00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:59,184
I'm not above paying for information,
253
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but first you've got to come clean.
254
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,321
I took a shower this morning.
255
00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:03,567
Are you hustling again?
256
00:14:04,401 --> 00:14:07,298
If I was hustling, would I be asking you for 20 bucks?
257
00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:10,323
Good point.
258
00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:12,830
But then again, maybe you're just trying to throw me off the track.
259
00:14:12,865 --> 00:14:14,469
For chrissake.
260
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:20,853
I'm kind of dating someone, okay?
261
00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:22,110
Really?
262
00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:24,216
Yeah, really. Is that so hard to imagine?
263
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:28,108
No, no, not at all. That's... uh, it's great, but I...
264
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:30,472
why didn't you just say so?
265
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,466
You know how kid's are at my age.
266
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:35,527
We're trying to develop a sense of self, which often manifests itself
267
00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:38,609
in a reluctance to communicate with parents and other authority figures.
268
00:14:41,095 --> 00:14:43,085
Here's 30. Go to the movies.
269
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:44,728
Sweet.
270
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:55,047
Ben?
271
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:57,276
I hope you're sitting down.
272
00:14:57,311 --> 00:14:59,644
Guess what?
273
00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:03,449
Our boy has a boyfriend.
274
00:15:04,699 --> 00:15:07,025
You sure I don't look like a fire hydrant?
275
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,303
I wouldn't want any dogs making a mistake.
276
00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:12,329
You do not look like a fire hydrant. You're positively glowing.
277
00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:15,089
I don't mind glowing, as long as I'm not radioactive.
278
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:17,469
Oh, shit, there's Carl.
279
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:18,255
I should say...
280
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,058
What do I do?
281
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,470
What do you mean "what do you do?" You stand there and glow.
282
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:26,400
Oh, hi, Carl.
283
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:28,631
Debbie. Emmett.
284
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,953
What are you doing here?
285
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:33,187
Well, it's a ball to raise money for the cops, isn't it?
286
00:15:33,221 --> 00:15:35,315
And I've always had a soft spot for men in uniform.
287
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,349
And I've always had a hard spot.
288
00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:41,686
Debbie, Emmett, this is Katherine, the person I told you about.
289
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,424
It's nice to meet you both.
290
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,116
You're certainly just as...
291
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:48,754
colourful as Carl said you were.
292
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,654
Thanks.
293
00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:54,587
Will you excuse me for a moment, Carl? I'm just going to the powder room.
294
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,672
Would anyone like a drink?
295
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:02,483
- Oh, god, yes. - God, yes.
296
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:10,804
I wasn't expecting to see you.
297
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,406
I hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable.
298
00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,335
No, no. I like...
299
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,015
I mean, I-I-it's nice...
300
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,988
I don't know what the hell I'm trying to say.
301
00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:24,259
You look very handsome.
302
00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:28,150
A-and you look very...
303
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,329
Red?
304
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,983
I'm glad to see you're getting out, enjoying yourself.
305
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,265
Well, life goes on, you know.
306
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,736
You got no choice but to go on with it.
307
00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:51,391
That, um...
308
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,128
that song.
309
00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:55,192
They played that last year.
310
00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:57,345
Yeah, they play it every year.
311
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,164
They ought to get some new material.
312
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,803
We danced to it.
313
00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:05,085
I know.
314
00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:10,378
You're very good on your feet.
315
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:14,722
Maybe we could take a quick spin around the floor,
316
00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:16,711
as friends, of course.
317
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,018
Well, shall we go in now?
318
00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:20,170
Sure.
319
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,213
Nice to meet you, Deborah.
320
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:25,321
Don't you just love this song?
321
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:26,852
You want to dance?
322
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,579
Two for you.
323
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,839
Sign up here for the Liberty Ride.
324
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:07,871
If you can't ride, we gladly accept donations.
325
00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:09,732
How are we doing?
326
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:10,978
37 riders so far.
327
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:14,682
One guy offered me $1,000
if I'd show him my cock.
328
00:18:14,717 --> 00:18:16,065
I hope you said yes.
329
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,449
May we have your attention, please, everyone?
330
00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:28,499
Thank you so much for coming out tonight in support of Liberty Ride.
331
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:37,784
The profits will be going to help keep the Liberty House hospice open,
332
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:41,984
so let's try and raise as much money as we possibly can.
333
00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:53,666
In order to do that, the center has enlisted one of the top fundraisers in North America,
334
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:57,493
a man who gave up a lucrative law practice in Toronto
335
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,239
to make millions for various organizations with his walk-a-thons,
336
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,605
dance-a-thons, marathons, triathlons,
337
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:08,735
you name it, he's found a way to make money out of it.
338
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,272
We're fortunate to have his help and support,
339
00:19:11,307 --> 00:19:15,849
so let us introduce you to Jeffrey Pendergrass.
340
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,172
Thank you. Thank you.
341
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,353
Thank you all very much.
342
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:26,899
It's great to be here in Pittsburgh.
343
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,975
I'm grateful to the gay and lesbian center and all of its supporters
344
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:35,528
for asking me to help make this the best and most profitable event ever.
345
00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:37,429
So I hope you all sign up,
346
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:40,328
get on your bike and cross the finish line, but tonight,
347
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:44,425
let's all have a good time. Huh?
348
00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:03,710
One of those.
349
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,775
Thanks.
350
00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,239
Buy you a drink?
351
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,010
It's an open bar. Party's on me.
352
00:20:11,984 --> 00:20:14,508
Nothing is free.
353
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,081
Jeffrey Pendergrass.
354
00:20:18,115 --> 00:20:20,594
Brian Kinney.
355
00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:26,447
It's just an observation, Jeffrey, but...
356
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:28,770
wouldn't the money that you're spending here tonight
357
00:20:28,805 --> 00:20:31,467
to say, "hello, Pittsburgh, hello"
358
00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:34,211
be better spent helping to keep the hospice open?
359
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:39,319
Actually, Brian, I find when the drinks flow freely, so do the donations.
360
00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:41,744
This guy bothering you, Jeffrey?
361
00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:43,353
No, not at all.
362
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:46,699
Just revealing some of my under-handed business practices.
363
00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:50,274
Well, I better go work the room.
364
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:53,308
Hope we can count on your pledge, Brian.
365
00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:57,973
What the hell was that all about?
366
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,951
You know me, Mel, always stirring up the shit.
367
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,480
Do you want me to suck you?
368
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,541
Uh...
369
00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:26,924
no, no, that's okay.
370
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:29,067
Has anybody ever sucked you before?
371
00:21:29,102 --> 00:21:30,478
Yeah.
372
00:21:30,513 --> 00:21:34,138
Oh. A lot of girls?
373
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,338
No.
374
00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:38,058
I've only done it twice.
375
00:21:38,093 --> 00:21:41,310
Once at summer camp, and once with my last boyfriend.
376
00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:43,585
You don't think that makes me a slut, do you?
377
00:21:44,446 --> 00:21:46,260
Hardly.
378
00:21:46,295 --> 00:21:49,488
Besides, it's not real sex.
379
00:21:49,523 --> 00:21:52,071
I haven't had real sex yet.
380
00:21:52,106 --> 00:21:53,267
Have you?
381
00:21:53,302 --> 00:21:56,074
N-n-not really.
382
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:58,591
But I think about it.
383
00:21:58,626 --> 00:21:59,941
Me, too.
384
00:22:00,156 --> 00:22:05,472
But I promised to discuss it with my parents first before I do.
385
00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:07,685
We're, like, best friends.
386
00:22:08,671 --> 00:22:10,488
How about yours?
387
00:22:10,523 --> 00:22:12,548
I don't think I'll tell them.
388
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,012
How come?
389
00:22:14,195 --> 00:22:16,278
They're not like your folks.
390
00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:18,358
In what way?
391
00:22:18,596 --> 00:22:20,675
They're...
392
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:22,383
two guys.
393
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,455
You mean they're gay?
394
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:29,113
That's so cool.
395
00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:33,518
I don't know how cool they'd be if I told them about you and me.
396
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:37,000
Well, they don't expect you to be gay just because they are.
397
00:22:39,787 --> 00:22:42,305
I don't know.
398
00:22:42,984 --> 00:22:44,440
Well...
399
00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:48,159
I'll be glad to tell them you're straight,
400
00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,211
if it ever comes up.
401
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:23,129
Hey.
402
00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:24,329
How'd it go?
403
00:23:24,364 --> 00:23:25,831
Oh, great!
404
00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:28,893
This guy Pendergrass is going to help us raise a shitload of money.
405
00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:29,977
That's good.
406
00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:31,796
Yeah. I'm sorry you weren't there.
407
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,208
Me, too.
408
00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:34,778
I got this damn headache.
409
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,378
Mmm. Any better?
410
00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:37,912
A little.
411
00:23:37,947 --> 00:23:40,926
Oh-h, I blame Sam for it.
412
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,236
What?
413
00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:44,574
Oh, the stress of doing the show...
414
00:23:44,609 --> 00:23:48,242
living up to his expectations as well as yours.
415
00:23:48,277 --> 00:23:50,568
But you did it.
416
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:55,117
Mm, that feels nice.
417
00:24:00,845 --> 00:24:02,891
Mel.
418
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,179
Mel?
419
00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:10,387
Mind if we...
420
00:24:10,422 --> 00:24:12,186
do it later?
421
00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:16,691
Sorry. I'm just a horny pregnant lady.
422
00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:19,465
I'll look in on Gus.
423
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,031
You want me to get you some more hot tea?
424
00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,827
It looks cold.
425
00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:39,508
I kept my tits up, just like you said.
426
00:24:39,543 --> 00:24:41,223
I practically threw 'em at him.
427
00:24:41,258 --> 00:24:42,508
Didn't do much good.
428
00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:44,240
Don't despair.
429
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:44,927
We'll just have to...
430
00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:46,705
think of another way to get his attention, that's all.
431
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,233
Well then, we better think fast
432
00:24:48,268 --> 00:24:50,297
because that woman's got marriage in her eyes.
433
00:24:51,805 --> 00:24:54,745
I've got an extra ticket for the Ironmen's game on Sunday.
434
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,069
Who wants to go?
435
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,434
I've got an extra ticket for "42nd Street". Who wants to go?
436
00:25:03,964 --> 00:25:06,528
Calm down. Calm down. I'm just... I'm just testing.
437
00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:07,915
What about you, Em?
438
00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:10,313
They're in the skybox.
439
00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:12,452
A thank-you gift from the star quarterback himself.
440
00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,150
I don't think so.
441
00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:16,296
Come on. You're the one who turned me on to him in the first place.
442
00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:17,383
You ever seen him play?
443
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:18,885
Not on the field.
444
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,993
They say he's incredibly fast and strong.
445
00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:24,656
Ah, as much as I'd love to go, I... I promised I wouldn't.
446
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,638
Promised who?
447
00:25:25,673 --> 00:25:29,754
Then again, how many seats does that stadium hold?
448
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,491
I don't know.
80,000?
449
00:25:31,526 --> 00:25:32,336
80,000?
450
00:25:32,436 --> 00:25:35,728
Well, you could hardly pick out a face in that crowd, right?
451
00:25:35,763 --> 00:25:36,397
Yeah.
452
00:25:36,532 --> 00:25:38,663
Say, um, Teddy,
453
00:25:38,698 --> 00:25:42,035
I was just wondering, do you think maybe you could score an extra pair of those tickets for me?
454
00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:43,133
Well, I could try.
455
00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:47,507
I have a friend who might like to go.
456
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,193
What?
457
00:25:58,228 --> 00:26:00,259
There's a Jeffrey Pendergrass to see you.
458
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:02,287
He says he doesn't have an appointment.
459
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,819
He wants to hit on me.
460
00:26:04,853 --> 00:26:06,294
Who doesn't?
461
00:26:06,329 --> 00:26:08,832
Except he wants money. Send him in.
462
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,046
Okay.
463
00:26:15,937 --> 00:26:17,722
They tell me you're the guy to get in bed with.
464
00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:20,245
Well, you'll have to come back after office hours for that.
465
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,792
I know you're a busy man, so let me cut to the chase.
466
00:26:23,827 --> 00:26:25,676
Christ, I hate that expression.
467
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:29,976
I understand you're one of the most successful gay businessmen in Pittsburgh.
468
00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:31,849
Whoever told you that was dead wrong.
469
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,252
I'm the most successful gay businessman.
470
00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:35,936
All the more reason then.
471
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,174
I'd like your clients to be corporate sponsors for the Liberty Ride.
472
00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:41,396
I see.
473
00:26:42,454 --> 00:26:45,445
Let me cut to the chase. What's in it for them?
474
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,769
More important, what's in it for me?
475
00:26:48,365 --> 00:26:50,799
Two very good questions.
476
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:55,344
First, your clients' contributions will generate publicity and goodwill that advertising can't buy.
477
00:26:55,379 --> 00:27:00,596
Plus, they'll be cultivating product loyalties in a market that has hundreds of billions in disposable income.
478
00:27:00,696 --> 00:27:02,295
Well, I already know that.
479
00:27:05,108 --> 00:27:07,706
My second question?
480
00:27:07,741 --> 00:27:09,807
What's in the cracker jack box for me?
481
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:13,574
A very personal thank you from me, and a warm, gooey feeling inside.
482
00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:16,079
Oh, Jeffrey, you disappoint me.
483
00:27:16,114 --> 00:27:19,001
I thought you'd come up with something more original than that.
484
00:27:20,488 --> 00:27:23,221
So, do we have time for one last question?
485
00:27:24,605 --> 00:27:25,793
What's in it for you?
486
00:27:25,828 --> 00:27:26,861
A living.
487
00:27:27,701 --> 00:27:31,107
Finally, an honest answer. How refreshing.
488
00:27:31,242 --> 00:27:32,776
Anything wrong with that?
489
00:27:32,811 --> 00:27:33,497
Not at all.
490
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:35,816
I'm all in favour of people making money.
491
00:27:35,851 --> 00:27:38,607
What I'm not in favour of is telling others how to spend it.
492
00:27:38,642 --> 00:27:40,415
It's for a worthy cause.
493
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,918
Besides, they can afford it.
494
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:43,465
That's very true.
495
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,748
But it's not a reason why they should give it to you.
496
00:27:47,052 --> 00:27:49,450
Well, how about this then?
497
00:27:49,485 --> 00:27:54,350
It wouldn't be very good for your clients' P.R. If they were perceived as being homophobic.
498
00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:56,543
And it wouldn't help your reputation much
499
00:27:56,578 --> 00:28:00,591
if word got out that you were insensitive to the neediest members of your community.
500
00:28:01,207 --> 00:28:04,844
Why, Jeffrey, are you turning the screws on me?
501
00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:07,301
Course not.
502
00:28:07,336 --> 00:28:12,625
I'm merely pointing out why it's so important that we all open our hearts and cheque books,
503
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,861
and give as generously as we can.
504
00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:37,583
Blue 44, blue 44. Blue 44.
505
00:28:37,618 --> 00:28:40,534
Set. Hike.
506
00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:49,752
Go, Boyd.
507
00:28:49,787 --> 00:28:51,440
Get past those motherfuckers!
508
00:28:51,475 --> 00:28:53,171
Run, damn it. Run!
509
00:29:12,728 --> 00:29:14,465
That was some play, huh?
510
00:29:14,499 --> 00:29:17,891
I'll say. I can't believe you got these tickets, in the skybox.
511
00:29:17,926 --> 00:29:20,027
I'm glad you're having a good time.
512
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,849
Well, I'll tell you the truth, I'm not.
513
00:29:22,445 --> 00:29:23,346
You're not?
514
00:29:23,381 --> 00:29:24,837
I'm having a great time.
515
00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:28,704
I hope Katherine doesn't mind.
516
00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:30,785
That I went to the game with a friend?
517
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,621
Can you believe this is the first time in my life I've ever been to a football game?
518
00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:35,386
Easily.
519
00:29:35,515 --> 00:29:37,558
I had no idea it was exciting.
520
00:29:37,593 --> 00:29:40,702
I feel like we're... back in ancient Rome,
521
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:44,323
you know, sitting in the coliseum, watching the gladiators,
522
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:46,756
wearing those fabulous off-the-shoulder togas.
523
00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:51,335
Yeah, somehow, I picture us more as lion chow, but I'm glad you're enjoying it.
524
00:29:52,469 --> 00:29:55,123
In fact, you haven't taken your eyes off of Drew Boyd since we sat down.
525
00:29:55,257 --> 00:29:59,104
Th-that's just because he's such a dynamic and powerful player.
526
00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:01,045
Admit it, you're in love with him.
527
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:03,152
I'm not!
528
00:30:03,187 --> 00:30:07,381
After seeing him in his underwear, I have to confess, so am I. Huh.
529
00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:10,245
Hi.
530
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,236
Drew just scored.
531
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,095
I didn't do so bad myself.
532
00:30:14,418 --> 00:30:16,359
Oh, my god!
533
00:30:16,594 --> 00:30:17,856
What? What's the matter?
534
00:30:17,891 --> 00:30:21,734
Nothing. Um, uh, come on, let's, um, let's... let's go.
535
00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:25,290
Go? Go? But there're seconds left on the clock with a tied score.
536
00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:28,269
Emmett? Is that you?
537
00:30:28,304 --> 00:30:30,516
Oh, hi, sierra.
538
00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:33,526
What are you doing here? I didn't exactly think football was your thing.
539
00:30:33,561 --> 00:30:35,654
Um, I'm here with my friend, Ted.
540
00:30:35,689 --> 00:30:37,306
He's the one who picked Drew for the underwear ad.
541
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:42,046
Oh, so you're the one who's responsible for all those women drooling when they see that ad.
542
00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:45,460
Not to mention a certain segment of the male population.
543
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,992
I'm sierra, Drew's fiancée.
544
00:30:47,027 --> 00:30:49,122
Oh, congratulations. Uh, h-he's quite a guy.
545
00:30:49,157 --> 00:30:51,676
Yes, it seems I landed the big one.
546
00:30:51,711 --> 00:30:53,830
You certainly did.
547
00:30:53,865 --> 00:30:55,587
Well, it's nice to see you again.
548
00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:56,351
Where are you going?
549
00:30:56,386 --> 00:31:00,469
Drew would be so disappointed if you didn't stop by the locker room to say hello.
550
00:31:00,504 --> 00:31:03,040
I-I'd love to, but w-we're with friends.
551
00:31:03,075 --> 00:31:04,524
So bring them along.
552
00:31:04,559 --> 00:31:06,107
I can meet the team?
553
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,927
Okay, everyone, follow me.
554
00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:37,654
Why wouldn't he just come out and say he has a boyfriend?
555
00:31:38,674 --> 00:31:41,012
You know how kids his age are.
556
00:31:41,047 --> 00:31:43,152
He's trying to develop a sense of self,
557
00:31:43,187 --> 00:31:46,675
which often includes not communicating with parents.
558
00:31:46,709 --> 00:31:48,827
We're not other parents.
559
00:31:48,862 --> 00:31:51,049
We're hip, you know. We are...
560
00:31:51,482 --> 00:31:53,397
coo-ool.
561
00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:54,615
You think so?
562
00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:57,027
Hey, pal.
563
00:31:57,062 --> 00:31:59,403
I ordered our favourite, "mighty man meat".
564
00:31:59,438 --> 00:32:03,201
Sausage, pepperoni, meatball, ham and bacon.
565
00:32:03,236 --> 00:32:04,388
Ouch!
566
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,944
Not to worry. Mushroom and tofu for you.
567
00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:09,821
So, dude, what's new?
568
00:32:09,856 --> 00:32:11,827
Nothing, dude.
569
00:32:11,862 --> 00:32:13,567
Not what I hear.
570
00:32:13,602 --> 00:32:15,563
So you've got a friend.
571
00:32:15,598 --> 00:32:17,981
Michael and I want you to know that we think it's great.
572
00:32:18,016 --> 00:32:20,370
In fact, I wish I had a boyfriend when I was your age.
573
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,753
All those missed blowjobs.
574
00:32:21,788 --> 00:32:26,747
So what is he like? Huh?
575
00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,527
Is he smart, bookish?
576
00:32:28,562 --> 00:32:31,080
Muscular, athletic?
577
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,999
All of the above.
578
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,334
You two had sex yet?
579
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,378
No.
580
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:38,034
Uh, it's okay. We're all gay men here.
581
00:32:38,069 --> 00:32:41,853
Because if you do, it's important you protect him, as well as yourself,
582
00:32:41,888 --> 00:32:44,691
especially considering your HIV status.
583
00:32:44,726 --> 00:32:46,269
You have a responsibility.
584
00:32:46,304 --> 00:32:49,371
Don't worry. I'll be careful.
585
00:32:51,242 --> 00:32:52,330
So?
586
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:54,506
When do we get to meet him?
587
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,484
I don't know.
588
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:58,138
We're very open-minded.
589
00:32:58,173 --> 00:33:01,890
Doesn't matter if he has tattoos, body piercings.
590
00:33:02,325 --> 00:33:03,713
He doesn't, does he?
591
00:33:08,876 --> 00:33:10,460
Look...
592
00:33:12,144 --> 00:33:14,335
I don't have A...
593
00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:17,329
boyfriend, okay?
594
00:33:20,309 --> 00:33:23,359
Wh-what do you mean? Y-you told me...
595
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,649
I told you I had a friend.
596
00:33:27,011 --> 00:33:29,381
I didn't say it was a boy.
597
00:33:29,963 --> 00:33:33,216
Well, if it's not a boy...
598
00:33:33,251 --> 00:33:35,515
It's a...?
599
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:50,573
Hey, hon.
600
00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:54,205
Drew, this is Carl and Debbie, and you remember Ted.
601
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,555
It's a real thrill, Mr. Boyd.
602
00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:56,455
Call me Drew.
603
00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:57,759
Drew. Yeah.
604
00:33:58,758 --> 00:34:00,189
You were amazing out there, Drew.
605
00:34:00,224 --> 00:34:01,076
Oh, thank you.
606
00:34:01,111 --> 00:34:03,503
I'll say. He's fucking cute too.
607
00:34:03,538 --> 00:34:05,035
Huh. So when's the wedding?
608
00:34:05,069 --> 00:34:06,402
June.
609
00:34:07,357 --> 00:34:10,198
Oh, uh, sweetheart, look who's here.
610
00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:13,783
Emmett Honeycutt, remember? He planned our engagement dinner.
611
00:34:16,944 --> 00:34:18,364
Yeah, sure.
612
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:23,040
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to have to take my honey home and chill out.
613
00:34:27,407 --> 00:34:28,806
See you, Emmett.
614
00:34:28,841 --> 00:34:30,502
Nice meeting everyone.
615
00:34:33,324 --> 00:34:34,900
Champagne?
616
00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,085
No, thanks.
617
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,537
It makes me puke.
618
00:34:40,273 --> 00:34:41,556
I'm serious.
619
00:34:41,591 --> 00:34:44,179
I could knock back a dozen tequilas,
620
00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:45,529
no problemo.
621
00:34:45,564 --> 00:34:49,496
One glass of that stuff and it's "ou est la toilette?"
622
00:34:49,801 --> 00:34:52,543
That's too bad. You know, this champagne is really very...
623
00:34:52,578 --> 00:34:53,923
Expensive.
624
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,370
What is that? 220 a pop?
625
00:34:59,783 --> 00:35:03,687
Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to go and, um...
626
00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:08,504
Please, be my guest.
627
00:35:18,017 --> 00:35:21,973
And something tells me I'm in the wrong business.
628
00:35:22,073 --> 00:35:24,388
The suite, the champagne.
629
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:28,443
Seems like charity work's where the big bucks are these days.
630
00:35:28,478 --> 00:35:30,645
Like I said, it's a living.
631
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,310
Yeah, a very good living.
632
00:35:32,345 --> 00:35:33,365
So...
633
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,132
I assume you've given our conversation some thought.
634
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,312
Yeah, I've thought about it.
635
00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:41,155
But before I get into bed with someone, I like to do a little research.
636
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:43,286
Uh, you just can't be too careful these days.
637
00:35:43,321 --> 00:35:44,597
Isn't that the truth.
638
00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:47,618
So what did you find out?
639
00:35:47,653 --> 00:35:50,319
Uh, that you're a hell of a fundraiser.
640
00:35:52,939 --> 00:35:54,886
Well... I'm sorry you wasted the legwork there.
641
00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:56,353
I could've told you that.
642
00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,206
Do you mind?
643
00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,382
Be my guest.
644
00:36:01,044 --> 00:36:04,221
It seems that the organizations,
645
00:36:04,256 --> 00:36:06,188
they don't see much in the end,
646
00:36:06,223 --> 00:36:09,720
what with the fancy hotels and champagne, caviar,
647
00:36:09,755 --> 00:36:13,311
lavish kick-off parties which, by the way...
648
00:36:13,346 --> 00:36:15,640
the charities pay for, not you.
649
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:21,985
For how hard I work, and for the amount I bring in,
650
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:24,295
I deserve a nice lifestyle.
651
00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:27,293
Besides, everyone profits,
652
00:36:27,328 --> 00:36:30,353
tax write-offs, goodwill, publicity.
653
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:32,989
What's the problem, as long as everything's on the up and up?
654
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,387
What about Denver?
655
00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:37,413
What about Denver?
656
00:36:37,513 --> 00:36:41,027
Well, didn't some local aids organization sue you
657
00:36:41,062 --> 00:36:44,066
for swindling them out of money that you spent on yourself?
658
00:36:44,231 --> 00:36:46,498
Those were... oh.
659
00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:51,157
Those were totally legitimate business expenses, office, travel.
660
00:36:51,192 --> 00:36:52,066
More caviar?
661
00:36:52,101 --> 00:36:53,899
No, thanks. I...
662
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:03,897
What are you saying, Brian?
663
00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:07,504
Just that when some earnest do-gooder blows into town
664
00:37:07,539 --> 00:37:08,993
and starts threatening me unless I help him,
665
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:12,644
I have a legitimate reason to ask a few questions...
666
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:15,610
and get a few answers.
667
00:37:15,645 --> 00:37:19,201
Those accusations were totally untrue and unsubstantiated.
668
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:23,961
And what they didn't tell you is they still made a quarter of a million even after my share.
669
00:37:24,096 --> 00:37:27,463
Hmm. God, imagine what they would've made before it.
670
00:37:29,185 --> 00:37:33,834
So we'll just make sure that every cent you raise here in provincial little Pittsburgh
671
00:37:33,869 --> 00:37:36,285
goes exactly where it's supposed to go.
672
00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:44,458
Got it.
673
00:37:44,493 --> 00:37:46,168
Oh. Oh. Oh.
674
00:37:46,203 --> 00:37:48,848
Look, Gus, it's Sam.
675
00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:50,908
He loves answering the door. Come on in.
676
00:37:50,943 --> 00:37:52,180
Thanks. Lindsay home?
677
00:37:52,215 --> 00:37:54,535
Yeah. Linz, Sam's here!
678
00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,165
Congratulations on your show. I heard it's a smash.
679
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,871
Aw, they always are. But this one was thanks to Lindsay.
680
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,734
I'm off to Milan.
681
00:38:03,362 --> 00:38:06,106
That should be a step up from Pittsburgh,
682
00:38:06,141 --> 00:38:09,677
Although I doubt you'll find a decent bagel there either.
683
00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:12,453
Just wanted to say goodbye.
684
00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:15,240
Why don't I walk you to your car?
685
00:38:17,156 --> 00:38:18,795
I'll be right back.
686
00:38:26,297 --> 00:38:27,713
I couldn't just leave without...
687
00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:30,273
Yes, you could. And you should right now.
688
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,398
Without even saying goodbye?
689
00:38:31,433 --> 00:38:34,642
I'm sure there are dozens of women you've fucked without saying goodbye.
690
00:38:34,677 --> 00:38:38,845
You know it wasn't just a fuck; that it meant more than that. That you mean...
691
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,015
Would you just stop?
692
00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:44,213
Please.
693
00:38:45,861 --> 00:38:47,526
I want you to come with me.
694
00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:49,476
What?
695
00:38:49,511 --> 00:38:51,053
Are you crazy?
696
00:38:51,088 --> 00:38:52,328
Damn proud of it too.
697
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:57,235
Look, I have more ex-wives and mistresses than sears has tire centers.
698
00:38:57,270 --> 00:39:00,324
Well, I'm sure they'd be pleased to hear themselves compared to a steel-belted radial.
699
00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:02,685
If you met them, you'd realize that was a compliment.
700
00:39:04,304 --> 00:39:06,322
But I've never felt like this.
701
00:39:07,854 --> 00:39:09,827
Look...
702
00:39:10,027 --> 00:39:11,902
just think about it.
703
00:39:11,936 --> 00:39:13,096
I can send you a ticket.
704
00:39:13,196 --> 00:39:15,722
I have a family, Sam...
705
00:39:15,757 --> 00:39:19,269
right there, on the other side of that door.
706
00:39:19,304 --> 00:39:21,552
But it's not all you are.
707
00:39:21,587 --> 00:39:24,915
There's so much more to you than that. Why don't you let me show you?
708
00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:26,168
No.
709
00:39:27,087 --> 00:39:29,583
This is who I am.
710
00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:35,790
And even if a part, a very tiny part of me wanted something else...
711
00:39:36,956 --> 00:39:39,532
I'd still choose to stay here.
712
00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:45,526
Now I want you to go.
713
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,905
I brought you that. It's a Persian melon, from Chile.
714
00:40:24,567 --> 00:40:29,369
That's very strange, Carl, but sweet.
715
00:40:29,504 --> 00:40:31,982
We were investigating a murder, uh,
716
00:40:32,017 --> 00:40:35,278
near the fruit and vegetable market, so I...
717
00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:38,332
Don't tell me those killer tomatoes are at it again?
718
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:42,856
I-I just wanted to give you something, you know, as a thank you for taking me to the game.
719
00:40:42,891 --> 00:40:44,221
My pleasure.
720
00:40:44,256 --> 00:40:48,156
And for meeting Drew Boyd. Wow. I still can't get over that.
721
00:40:49,088 --> 00:40:51,253
Yeah, he's really something.
722
00:40:51,288 --> 00:40:52,890
So are you.
723
00:40:53,322 --> 00:40:55,950
For being such a good friend, I mean.
724
00:40:57,845 --> 00:41:00,283
I'll always be your friend.
725
00:41:03,537 --> 00:41:07,221
Could I offer you a friendly slice of melon?
726
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:11,206
No, thanks. Uh, I ought to be going.
727
00:41:12,832 --> 00:41:16,872
Maybe we could do something else friendly sometime.
728
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,641
Yeah, I'd like that.
729
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:22,075
Like bowling or fishing or...
730
00:41:23,709 --> 00:41:25,396
Or this.
731
00:41:32,943 --> 00:41:35,805
Was that a friendly kiss?
732
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:39,538
Y-yeah, I-I guess you could say that.
733
00:41:41,427 --> 00:41:45,220
In that case, it could be a little friendlier.
734
00:42:58,357 --> 00:43:01,812
Do you think maybe it's just a phase?
735
00:43:02,922 --> 00:43:06,561
That maybe he hasn't met the right boy.
736
00:43:07,863 --> 00:43:13,276
Substitute "right girl" and that's exactly what my parents said when I told them I was gay.
737
00:43:13,622 --> 00:43:16,045
But what about all the men?
738
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,150
He's had sex with more guys than you and I put together.
739
00:43:19,185 --> 00:43:21,674
His mother got him started on that,
740
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:24,890
and it was always for money, not love.
741
00:43:24,925 --> 00:43:27,496
Do you think it's true?
742
00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:30,476
Sounds like he's discovered who he really is.
743
00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:36,105
And it's not going to change, any more than you and I could change who we are.
744
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,843
Well, what are we going to do? I mean,
745
00:43:38,878 --> 00:43:44,290
talking about girls, women. I wouldn't know the first thing. I've never even slept with one.
746
00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:49,805
I have...
747
00:43:50,736 --> 00:43:52,340
Once or twice.
748
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,312
Really?
749
00:43:53,347 --> 00:43:54,512
Mm-mm.
750
00:43:55,378 --> 00:43:57,544
How was it?
751
00:43:57,579 --> 00:43:59,463
It was all right.
752
00:43:59,498 --> 00:44:01,863
Got a hard-on and everything and...
753
00:44:01,898 --> 00:44:04,511
I suppose I performed adequately.
754
00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:06,311
At least no one complained.
755
00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:09,685
But I also remember thinking...
756
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,197
"Why are guys so obsessed with this?
757
00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:15,201
What's the big deal?"
758
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:18,134
I guess that was the first clue.
759
00:44:18,169 --> 00:44:21,673
That and liking to wear my mom's dresses.
760
00:44:23,604 --> 00:44:26,060
Just kidding.
761
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:30,971
So we're both pretty useless when it comes to guy stuff.
762
00:44:31,005 --> 00:44:34,421
Someone else will have to direct him to the g-spot.
763
00:44:34,456 --> 00:44:36,926
I never could find it.
764
00:44:36,961 --> 00:44:40,218
He can ask Mel and Linz. I'm sure they know where it is.
765
00:44:45,261 --> 00:44:47,927
Ben?
766
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,470
Do you think he'd be better off with...
767
00:44:53,505 --> 00:44:55,499
straight parents?
768
00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:59,546
What?
769
00:45:00,521 --> 00:45:03,491
People who'll understand him.
770
00:45:05,317 --> 00:45:07,428
We understand him.
771
00:45:07,528 --> 00:45:09,685
He's still Hunter.
772
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,885
Gay or straight, it doesn't make a difference.
773
00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:25,250
It may not make a difference to us...
774
00:45:25,798 --> 00:45:28,795
but what about him?
775
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,908
Our boy, Drew.
776
00:45:35,206 --> 00:45:36,860
Yeah.
777
00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:38,738
Christ, look at him go.
778
00:45:40,478 --> 00:45:43,634
He can do anything. Run, throw, block.
779
00:45:43,669 --> 00:45:45,164
Fuck you like a piston.
780
00:45:46,533 --> 00:45:48,329
Make that "fuck me".
781
00:45:48,364 --> 00:45:50,360
And did he ever,
782
00:45:50,395 --> 00:45:52,488
in every possible way.
783
00:45:52,523 --> 00:45:54,125
What are you drinking?
784
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,225
Nothing, unfortunately.
785
00:45:58,531 --> 00:46:01,652
You might as well know, Teddy, um...
786
00:46:01,687 --> 00:46:06,275
Drew Boyd and I have been having an affair.
787
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:16,017
No. No you don't.
788
00:46:16,052 --> 00:46:20,629
No, no, no, no, you... you said you'd get back at me that time I told you I met Greg Louganis down in Barbados
789
00:46:20,664 --> 00:46:23,054
and sucked him off underwater, and you believed me, but...
790
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,341
No, too smart for you.
791
00:46:26,641 --> 00:46:28,733
I'm serious.
792
00:46:31,101 --> 00:46:33,741
Come on. You don't expect me to believe...
793
00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:41,774
but th... It's impossible.
794
00:46:41,809 --> 00:46:42,649
He's straight.
795
00:46:42,684 --> 00:46:44,629
Tell my ass that.
796
00:46:44,664 --> 00:46:48,769
We've been meeting three times a week in this little motel.
797
00:46:48,804 --> 00:46:52,059
I swore to him I'd never tell.
798
00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:56,365
But now it's over.
799
00:46:57,786 --> 00:47:00,238
And the worst part of it is...
800
00:47:00,273 --> 00:47:04,135
I was falling in love with the son of a bitch.
801
00:47:21,169 --> 00:47:24,585
Your Barcelona chair will look great in the living room.
802
00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:27,707
Thanks for donating it for me.
803
00:47:27,741 --> 00:47:31,170
Hey, gene, I got Brian to donate his $2,000 Barcelona chair.
804
00:47:31,205 --> 00:47:33,248
Withholding sex has worked for centuries.
805
00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:38,823
Thanks, but before we can think of redecorating, we're going to need a roof over our heads.
806
00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:42,315
You know the guy who was organizing the Liberty Ride?
807
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,330
Jeffrey Pendergrass?
808
00:47:43,365 --> 00:47:45,824
He was supposed to be at a meeting last night at the center.
809
00:47:45,859 --> 00:47:49,140
When he didn't show up, they called his hotel.
810
00:47:49,175 --> 00:47:50,869
He'd checked out.
811
00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:52,079
Checked out?
812
00:47:52,114 --> 00:47:54,141
Seems he resigned.
813
00:47:54,176 --> 00:47:56,432
And what about the donations?
814
00:47:56,467 --> 00:47:58,929
He sent a letter saying that they almost,
815
00:47:58,964 --> 00:48:02,105
but not quite, covered his expenses.
816
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:04,173
Oh, shit.
817
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:08,021
The one thing we had, even when we didn't have funds, was hope.
818
00:48:08,056 --> 00:48:12,485
And now we don't even have that.
819
00:48:20,454 --> 00:48:21,637
Where are you off to?
820
00:48:21,672 --> 00:48:22,600
Lamaze.
821
00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:24,363
Why didn't you say something? I'll just be a minute.
822
00:48:24,398 --> 00:48:26,866
No need. Michael's meeting me there.
823
00:48:27,766 --> 00:48:28,683
Michael?
824
00:48:28,718 --> 00:48:31,025
He's a very good coach.
825
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:34,772
I'm sure, but what about me?
826
00:48:34,807 --> 00:48:37,883
I figured you had business with Sam at the gallery.
827
00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:40,083
Sam's gone.
828
00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,921
Ah, but not forgotten.
829
00:48:45,274 --> 00:48:48,669
I watched you two from the window. It was A...
830
00:48:48,704 --> 00:48:51,388
very touching goodbye scene.
831
00:48:51,423 --> 00:48:55,807
He's my friend, my mentor.
832
00:48:55,842 --> 00:48:57,192
He...
833
00:48:57,227 --> 00:48:59,037
He's awakened things in you.
834
00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:02,960
Your desire to paint, to express yourself.
835
00:49:02,995 --> 00:49:05,129
Anything else?
836
00:49:24,522 --> 00:49:27,039
You don't have to tell me.
837
00:49:30,806 --> 00:49:33,156
I know.
838
00:49:37,097 --> 00:49:41,534
You don't live with someone for nine years and not know.
839
00:49:44,647 --> 00:49:46,845
Mel...
840
00:49:47,018 --> 00:49:50,141
I don't want to hear any of your bullshit explanations.
841
00:49:50,479 --> 00:49:53,031
I wasn't going to offer any.
842
00:49:54,903 --> 00:49:57,985
What's important is...
843
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:02,178
it reconfirmed for me that this is who I am.
844
00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:07,007
That my life is with you and Gus...
845
00:50:08,064 --> 00:50:10,342
and the baby.
846
00:50:14,975 --> 00:50:17,797
That I still choose you.
847
00:50:18,336 --> 00:50:23,954
Huh. That's very convincing testimony.
848
00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:27,876
But I'm not so sure that...
849
00:50:27,911 --> 00:50:30,352
I still choose you.
850
00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:34,952
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