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You obsess about it, you fantasize about it,
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but then when you finally hear the news...
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Take a deep breath.
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All you can think about is, "why me?"
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I mean, how could this happen? How...
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how could I...
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be negative?
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Luck of the Irish?
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Except I'm not Irish.
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Bobby, it's going to be okay.
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What's next?
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Ah. A job, I guess.
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I became quite adept at cleaning
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toilets back at rehab.
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Polished that porcelain so bright
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you could see your face before you puked.
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Let me ask you.
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If you could do anything in the world...
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what would it be?
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Well...
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Aw. You'll laugh.
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Come on. Try me.
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I always wanted to sing opera.
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Back in college, I even took some lessons.
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Instructor said I wasn't half bad.
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Of course, I was paying him.
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So sing.
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What, are you kidding?
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I mean, that was... that was just a dream.
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What I need is something practical.
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No, what you need is something you love.
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Something that'll make you feel good.
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So I've been going to the gym religiously.
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Is that why you were kneeling in the steam room?
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I've got to get back in shape.
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You look fine, Em.
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"Fine"?
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Just "fine"?
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"Fine" is fine for you two. You each have a husband.
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Wife? Partner?
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Passing acquaintance?
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Anyway, for those of us adrift on the sea of
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single-dom, it's "sparkle, neely, sparkle!"
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Come to think of it, I, uh...
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may do a little speed-walking.
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Burn off a couple of pounds.
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Ted!
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Michael.
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Brian. You remember Blake.
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Nice to see you guys.
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So, uh, how are you, uh...
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Doing? Great.
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Great.
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Well, uh, we should get together sometime.
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What do you say?
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Yeah, sure, sometime.
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Well, gotta go.
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Get going, yeah.
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Think he was acting kind of strange?
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For Theodore? No.
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Maybe he feels like we're judging him.
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I don't know about you, but I am.
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So, if we're going to have a recognizable force,
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we need to have a uniform appearance.
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Wouldn't our presence on the street be
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more effective if we were less noticeable?
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Well, what's the point of doing it
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if we don't get some attention?
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We need to look the part
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so they know not to fuck with us.
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Hey, Daphne.
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This is my roommate, Daphne.
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Daph, this is the group that I was telling you about,
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the pink posse.
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Ah, right. For a minute there,
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I thought you were enrolled in beauty school.
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Daphne and I started the gay-straight
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alliance at our high school.
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I was the straight half.
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Can I join?
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It's only for queers.
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I thought keeping the streets safe
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was everyone's concern.
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Well, huh.
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I guess I'll...
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grab a straight soda, and...
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head to my straight room
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and study my straight studies.
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She's my best friend.
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Why couldn't she be a part of this?
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Because this is about queers defending themselves.
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Queers standing up to their attackers.
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Queers fighting back.
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Right on!
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Let in heteros, it dissipates the purpose.
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Exactly.
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Now, we'll be patrolling in teams of two.
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It's you and me, dude.
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Dynamic duo.
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We'll work together.
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Okay, who's next?
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I am.
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Ted's one of my best friends but...
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it's like I hardly knew him at all.
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He... he was so distant.
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Oh, he's been that way to all of us.
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Here you go, sweetie.
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Thanks.
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I meant Gus.
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But you can have one too.
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Of course, I haven't exactly been there for him either.
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Hey, don't start blaming yourself.
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Ted's responsible for his own behaviour.
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He knows that.
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Still, he needs to know that we're there for him.
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Hell, we're making him cookies, aren't we?
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Hi, baby.
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Ix-nay on the Ed-tay.
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This is a nice surprise.
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What brings you to these parts?
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Just checking up on Mel.
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Hmm, seems like there's more than a bun in the oven.
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You realize, of course, I'm going to
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have to chain myself to the treadmill
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for a week after that.
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Make that two weeks.
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Actually, Em...
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we're making them for...
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for Ted.
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That's very thoughtful.
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I'm sure he'll appreciate knowing he has such good friends as you.
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This one has plenty of square footage,
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offices with excellent views,
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generous support areas including a conference room,
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uh, kitchen, uh, executive washroom,
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and plenty of underground parking.
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Sounds like everything I need,
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but it's not what I want.
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But it's as nice as Vangard.
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Kinnetik is not Vangard.
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We don't think in a box. We don't live in a box.
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Therefore, we don't work in a box.
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Even if that box were the Seagram's building, I don't want it.
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Hey.
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Christ!
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What did you do to your hair?
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It's called a haircut, mother.
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I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm just surprised, that's all.
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It used to be... so beautiful.
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Yeah well, maybe that was the problem.
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Anyway, we all got them.
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Who's "we"?
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The pink posse.
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We're protecting Liberty Avenue from homophobes.
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In case you weren't aware, there was a bashing.
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I'm perfectly aware.
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I'm also aware that you were bashed.
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All the more reason.
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To put yourself at risk?
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Haven't you been through enough?
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Don't fucking tell me what to do.
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Hey, hey, take it easy, Timberlake.
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Brian, will you please talk some sense into him?
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Now, now, Mother Taylor,
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Justin's a big boy.
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He should be allowed to make his own mistakes.
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I'll be in touch.
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Your haircut's hot.
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That was very nice. Thank you.
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We'll be in touch.
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Next!
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Thanks. Sorry.
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You are Ted Schmidt?
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Ah, yes, sir. Ted Schmidt. That's me.
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Care to tell me a little something about yourself, Ted?
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Ah, okay, ah, well, ah...
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born and raised right here in Pittsburgh,
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uh, went to North Allegheny High,
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uh, then to Wharton where I was in the top 10...
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I meant your singing experience.
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Oh. Uh, well... You know, I, uh,
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I mean, I've had, you know, a few voice lessons,
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and did some college and amateur productions,
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"Pinafore", "Penzance", things like that.
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I see.
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But I love opera.
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It's always been my dream to...
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So what are you going to sing for us today?
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Well, I thought I'd do, uh,
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"Che Gelida Manina" from "Boheme".
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Perhaps if you gave Oscar your music,
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he might play it while you sing.
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Oh.
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Of course.
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I'm sorry. Uh, yes. Uh, here you go, Oscar.
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From the top, I guess.
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Are you sure she's asleep?
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She's sawing enough wood down there
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to keep us warm all winter.
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Speaking of which, my feet are freezing.
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Warm them up, would you?
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You warm mine.
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Honey?
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I thought we were gonna watch
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"By Love Possessed" on AMC.
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Well, I thought you were asleep.
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I was just taking a catnap so I could stay up. Huh!
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You know, when I was younger, and a blonde,
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everybody said I reminded them of Lana Turner.
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It was Shelly Winters.
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It was Lana fucking Turner.
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She and I both had that perfect chin.
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And the tits.
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I've still got 'em.
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Anyway, I thought I'd, uh, heat up some those...
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those turnovers, you know, from the freezer.
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So what'll it be, apricot or cherry?
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Apricot.
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Rodney?
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Cherry.
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I'll drizzle extra icing on 'em.
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Well, you coming?
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You know, actually, Debbie...
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Could you give us a minute, sis?
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Sure, honey. Take your time.
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Say, you weren't gonna fuck or anything, were you?
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Something tells me the temperature tonight
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is going to hit record lows.
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What makes you say that?
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'Cause I'm already feeling a chill,
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and it's coming from your side of the bed.
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She never leaves us alone.
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I thought that when we got together,
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we were going to be a couple, not a threesome.
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What can I do? It's her house.
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It's your room.
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Well, it's not much better at your place,
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with your three roommates running around.
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So I guess we can never be alone.
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We're alone now.
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Vic! Rodney! It's on!
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Teddy.
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Michael.
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I come bearing cookies.
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Actually, they're from Mel and Linz, chocolate chippers, but...
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Gus and I were the official taste testers.
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That's nice.
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Um, what do you say we crack open the tin
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and eat 'em all in one sitting?
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Well, as much as I'd like to O.D. on chocolate...
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For a change.
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I mean...
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I'm just on my way out to a meeting.
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Oh, new job?
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Not that kind of meeting.
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It's my 12-step.
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Oh. Well, um,
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how about dinner? You can meet Hunter.
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All right, yeah, Mel and Linz told me...
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Yeah. He's a great kid
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when he's not being a royal pain in the ass. But, uh,
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he's funny. I think you'll like him.
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I'm sure.
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So, say around 7:00, our place?
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Uh, well, I've got my group at rehab tonight.
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Well, what about tomorrow? Or the next day?
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Breakfast, lunch, dinner, between-meal snacks,
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whatever you say.
272
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I'm kind of busy
273
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,845
these days, what with, you know,
274
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my meetings, and looking for work, and my therapy.
275
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Ted, I just want you to know that I'm your friend.
276
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And I was your friend before this happened,
277
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and I'm your friend now.
278
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:12,250
And, uh, I'll be here for you if you ever need anything.
279
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,080
No matter what.
280
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:39,237
Is that what the well-dressed vigilante will be wearing this season?
281
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,734
Cody says it's important we be recognizable.
282
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,359
Hmm, well, you'll be recognizable, all right.
283
00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:48,649
So, uh, what weapon are you packing?
284
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:49,895
The howitzer or bazooka?
285
00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:52,563
Pepper spray.
286
00:14:57,598 --> 00:15:00,476
Whoo. Armed and ready for action.
287
00:15:00,514 --> 00:15:04,101
This Cody's thought of everything.
288
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,598
I remember when my mother used to refer to you as "This Brian".
289
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,177
Well, your mom's no fool.
290
00:15:11,217 --> 00:15:12,385
She knew her little angel was getting
291
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:14,760
himself into a peck of trouble.
292
00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:17,218
She's not wrong this time.
293
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:19,008
You should really go back to school.
294
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,506
Fuck school.
295
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,631
They kicked me out for doing what was right.
296
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,005
I don't need them or their diploma.
297
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,170
They can eat shit.
298
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:28,419
Still angry?
299
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,377
I'm not angry, I'm committed.
300
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,835
What, to saving the world?
301
00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:34,876
You saved the world from an evil politician.
302
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,541
I didn't do it for the world.
303
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,247
Stockwell closed down the back room,
304
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,288
forced us to fuck like boring breeders. So...
305
00:15:41,327 --> 00:15:44,788
don't start mistaking me for Eleanor Roosevelt.
306
00:15:44,825 --> 00:15:47,286
I just did what I had to do, for me.
307
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,702
And I'm doing what I have to do, for me.
308
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:11,109
What are you doing reading comic books?
309
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:13,857
Duh! I'm in a fucking comic book store.
310
00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:16,022
Well, you should be doing your homework.
311
00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,312
And watch your mouth.
312
00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:20,852
Holy shit.
313
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,936
What? What's the matter?
314
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:23,725
Did you hear me?
315
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,142
I sounded just like my mother.
316
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,058
Here. Read as many as you like.
317
00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:31,889
Hey, Uncle Vic.
318
00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:33,222
Hi, Michael.
319
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:35,013
Hey, how's it going, Hunter?
320
00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,678
As an older gay man in this world,
321
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:40,093
you might as well be invisible.
322
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,300
He's just doing his homework.
323
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:43,134
I don't fucking get algebra.
324
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,258
Here, let's see.
325
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,508
Make "x" equal to "y", then square it,
326
00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:50,464
and you've got your solution.
327
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,004
Ah, I get it.
328
00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:53,670
Awesome!
329
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,503
I was always good at numbers.
330
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,336
Especially cute ones.
331
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,127
You can always count on Uncle Vic to solve a problem.
332
00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:02,416
Except my own.
333
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:05,166
Do you think Rage could help me?
334
00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:07,790
There's somebody you want brought back to life with a blow-job?
335
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:11,040
Me. But every time Rodney and I try to...
336
00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:12,036
Fuck?
337
00:17:12,076 --> 00:17:13,578
Thank you. Your mother...
338
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,911
Oh, say no more.
339
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,327
She won't leave us alone.
340
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,535
We'd like it to be the two of us,
341
00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:20,991
but instead, it's always the three of us.
342
00:17:20,989 --> 00:17:22,699
Easy solution, dude.
343
00:17:22,738 --> 00:17:25,449
Subtract one from three and you've got your problem solved.
344
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:26,863
Smart ass.
345
00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:28,696
Well, oddly enough, that was Rodney's solution too.
346
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:30,987
But Debbie and I've lived together for so long, hell,
347
00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:34,028
we'd be an old married couple if we weren't brother and sister.
348
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,526
Besides, it would break her heart if I moved out.
349
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:39,190
And after all she's done for me.
350
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:42,441
I probably wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for her.
351
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063
She helped you get your life back
352
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,230
so that you could have a life.
353
00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:48,853
You're entitled to that, Uncle Vic.
354
00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:51,269
I'm sure she would be the first to say so.
355
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,348
Surprisingly moist...
356
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:01,597
for lesbian-baked goods.
357
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,303
You know you're lucky to have such...
358
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,718
good friends.
359
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:08,592
Yeah.
360
00:18:11,964 --> 00:18:13,507
Well,
361
00:18:13,547 --> 00:18:16,174
I guess I'd better figure out how I'm going to support myself,
362
00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,381
considering I'm down to my last crumb.
363
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,167
What?
364
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,918
Can you believe I actually thought
365
00:18:26,957 --> 00:18:28,375
I could get a job singing?
366
00:18:29,123 --> 00:18:30,249
Those people at the audition
367
00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:32,291
must've had a good laugh after I left.
368
00:18:33,204 --> 00:18:34,956
As if anyone would hire me.
369
00:18:34,995 --> 00:18:37,247
I remember hearing you in the shower.
370
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,246
You sounded pretty good.
371
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,788
Everyone sounds good in the shower.
372
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:46,828
It's time I put all those romantic notions behind me
373
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:48,575
and get real.
374
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:01,195
Aren't you going to answer that?
375
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,152
No. It's probably just Michael wanting to do something.
376
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:08,360
Remember we talked about avoidance in group?
377
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:21,267
Hello?
378
00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:22,766
Yes?
379
00:19:23,056 --> 00:19:25,141
What?
380
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,430
Are you sure? I-I mean... yes!
381
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,220
That's great!
382
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:32,927
Thank you.
383
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,718
Michael must want to do something great.
384
00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,842
He wants me to sing.
385
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,799
Not Michael, I mean...
386
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,464
I got the job.
387
00:19:43,546 --> 00:19:44,839
Oh my god.
388
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:46,962
That's...
389
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:50,339
unbelievable? Insane? A mistake?
390
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:51,919
It's wonderful!
391
00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,874
Save any lives last night?
392
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:00,665
Oh, we helped some fucked-up club kids
393
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:01,956
get back to their apartment,
394
00:20:01,996 --> 00:20:03,706
an old queen change a flat.
395
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,705
Other than that, it's pretty quiet.
396
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,163
Yeah well, that's the thing about being a superhero.
397
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,035
The average person thinks it's all about
398
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,910
stopping two planets from colliding or...
399
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,202
saving the universe from being swallowed by a black hole.
400
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:16,866
But most days, it's just your average
401
00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:19,283
run-of-the-mill good deeds.
402
00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:20,655
This is where I get off.
403
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,697
It's a little early in the day, isn't it?
404
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:25,193
No.
405
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:02,055
This more what you're looking for?
406
00:21:03,925 --> 00:21:05,426
I've always dreamed
407
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:08,052
of having an office with a drain in the floor.
408
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:09,341
I thought you might like it.
409
00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:12,590
Come on. I'll show you around.
410
00:22:12,017 --> 00:22:13,977
I miss the old orgy room.
411
00:22:14,016 --> 00:22:15,601
You could make it a conference room.
412
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,434
It's perfect...
413
00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:19,433
for screwing the competition.
414
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,287
Bravo!
415
00:23:01,327 --> 00:23:02,578
Thank you. Thank you.
416
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:05,160
Something in your spaghetti?
417
00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:08,037
Do you know who the singing waiter is? It's...
418
00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:09,033
Schmidt!
419
00:23:09,074 --> 00:23:10,701
Yes, Mr. Parducci?
420
00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:12,323
Table three needs more breadsticks.
421
00:23:12,363 --> 00:23:13,072
Right away, sir.
422
00:23:13,113 --> 00:23:14,197
Oh and, Schmidt,
423
00:23:14,237 --> 00:23:16,531
that was a very nice "Pagliacci".
424
00:23:16,986 --> 00:23:18,446
Oh, thank you, Mr. Parducci.
425
00:23:18,485 --> 00:23:20,696
I thought it would go well with scampi and a valpolicella.
426
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,611
Excellent choice.
427
00:23:25,482 --> 00:23:26,734
Ted, a singing waiter?
428
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,318
He's serving up arias and arrabbiata at Rigoletto's.
429
00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:31,274
I always heard that place is a blast.
430
00:23:31,313 --> 00:23:33,481
Oh, honey, it's like a goddamn ride at Disneyland.
431
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,771
They got fake grapes,
432
00:23:34,811 --> 00:23:36,146
fake Italian waiters,
433
00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:38,354
fake sunsets painted on the walls.
434
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:40,519
No fuckin' class at all.
435
00:23:40,558 --> 00:23:43,186
Huh. Then what were Vic and Rodney doing there?
436
00:23:43,223 --> 00:23:44,600
Vic and Rodney?
437
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,391
At Rigoletto's?
438
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:48,599
Last night. That's how we heard about Ted.
439
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:50,681
We were supposed to go to the Grand Pricks last night.
440
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:54,014
It's that big-dick contest at babylon, not the car race.
441
00:23:54,052 --> 00:23:54,927
We know, ma.
442
00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:56,970
But Vic said that...
443
00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:58,719
that... Rodney wasn't feeling well.
444
00:23:58,758 --> 00:23:59,967
Hi, boys.
445
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:00,883
Hey, Em.
446
00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:04,258
You know, we should all go there for dinner.
447
00:24:04,297 --> 00:24:05,006
You sure he'd like that?
448
00:24:05,088 --> 00:24:05,839
Why not?
449
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,672
Go where?
450
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,631
Rigoletto's.
451
00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:10,923
That cheesy joint with the singing waiters?
452
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,878
Why would we want to go there?
453
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:13,671
Ted's one of the singing waiters.
454
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,543
Really?
455
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,670
So you just, uh, figured we'd all go and root him on?
456
00:24:23,622 --> 00:24:27,501
Huh. Well, be sure and shout "bravo" for me.
457
00:24:29,743 --> 00:24:32,079
Em, would you slow down?
458
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,494
What are you getting so upset for?
459
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:36,410
I'm just trying to show Ted a little support.
460
00:24:36,449 --> 00:24:38,660
Well, I'm getting a little tired of your little support.
461
00:24:38,698 --> 00:24:39,615
Cookies are one thing.
462
00:24:39,656 --> 00:24:41,032
Now you're his cheering section?
463
00:24:41,072 --> 00:24:42,407
He's my friend.
464
00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:44,532
In case you've forgotten, so am I.
465
00:24:44,571 --> 00:24:45,321
I know that.
466
00:24:45,361 --> 00:24:47,738
Then you might try considering how I feel.
467
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,196
What does my friendship with him have to do with you?
468
00:24:50,276 --> 00:24:52,111
How can you even say that to me
469
00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:53,401
after what he put me through?
470
00:24:54,315 --> 00:24:56,234
That's between the two of you.
471
00:24:56,273 --> 00:24:58,358
Besides, I can't very well turn my back on him.
472
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,482
Why not? He turned his back on you.
473
00:25:00,521 --> 00:25:02,273
Well, that doesn't mean I should do the same.
474
00:25:02,311 --> 00:25:03,187
It wouldn't be fair.
475
00:25:03,228 --> 00:25:04,438
"Fair"?
476
00:25:05,393 --> 00:25:07,270
What about being fair to me?
477
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:10,145
Why should I be fair to him or anyone else?
478
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,347
Vic!
479
00:25:16,387 --> 00:25:19,140
Get your ass down here. We're gonna miss the movie.
480
00:25:20,094 --> 00:25:22,055
Why didn't you bring a sweater? You know it's chilly.
481
00:25:22,093 --> 00:25:23,720
Now go back upstairs, get your sweater.
482
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,303
Did you remember your wallet? Last time you forgot it.
483
00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:28,136
Sis, do you mind if we skip the movie?
484
00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:30,635
What's the matter? Aren't you feeling well?
485
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:31,172
I'm fine.
486
00:25:31,173 --> 00:25:32,758
I just thought since it's
487
00:25:32,796 --> 00:25:34,924
Rodney's night to volunteer at the hospice,
488
00:25:34,962 --> 00:25:37,256
you and I could spend the evening at home.
489
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,755
Just the two of us.
490
00:25:40,543 --> 00:25:41,795
Just the two of us?
491
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,586
We haven't done that in a long time.
492
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,043
Wanna play cards?
493
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,834
I'll make us some caramel corn.
494
00:25:46,873 --> 00:25:48,708
Maybe later. Sis...
495
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,243
Baby, what is it?
496
00:26:02,658 --> 00:26:04,993
You know I love you.
497
00:26:05,115 --> 00:26:07,033
More than anyone else in the world.
498
00:26:07,072 --> 00:26:09,491
Except Rodney. But I understand that.
499
00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:11,532
Then I hope you'll understand that...
500
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,156
we've talked things over and...
501
00:26:14,194 --> 00:26:16,989
we've decided to get our own place.
502
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,402
It's time, sis.
503
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,190
You're damn fuckin' right it's time.
504
00:26:29,687 --> 00:26:32,273
Hell, I've been waiting for this for god knows how long.
505
00:26:32,394 --> 00:26:34,938
Not that I don't love having you here.
506
00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:36,269
And not that I'm not crazy about Rodney.
507
00:26:36,308 --> 00:26:37,601
But I never have any privacy.
508
00:26:37,641 --> 00:26:40,436
I have to close the door every time I want to go potty
509
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,392
and I can't run down here to the refrigerator in my panties.
510
00:26:42,431 --> 00:26:44,683
You do anyway. We've seen you.
511
00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:47,016
Well, now I can do it with nobody watching.
512
00:26:48,678 --> 00:26:50,597
So when are you going?
513
00:26:50,635 --> 00:26:53,472
Well, since it's making you so happy, I could go right now.
514
00:26:53,509 --> 00:26:54,510
No! No.
515
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:55,676
Not till we play cards.
516
00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:57,176
Oh, get off me now.
517
00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:58,675
Say "auntie"!
518
00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:00,257
Auntie, auntie...
519
00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:03,506
I could always pin you down.
520
00:27:03,545 --> 00:27:05,505
You're the top in this family.
521
00:27:05,544 --> 00:27:06,145
You bet.
522
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,669
You get the cards.
523
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,544
I'll make the caramel corn.
524
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:11,542
And, honey?
525
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,709
Don't you dare worry about me.
526
00:27:14,748 --> 00:27:16,291
I'll be just fine.
527
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:33,161
Mmm! This chianti tastes like piss.
528
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,202
This pasta's so limp, it needs Viagra sauce.
529
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:38,948
It doesn't matter if the food's good or not.
530
00:27:38,986 --> 00:27:40,029
We're here to support Ted.
531
00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:40,737
So where is Teddy?
532
00:27:40,778 --> 00:27:42,154
Are you sure he's working tonight?
533
00:27:43,026 --> 00:27:44,444
Ladies and gentlemen,
534
00:27:44,484 --> 00:27:47,529
signore and signori,
535
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:50,820
we hope you are having a memorable dining experience.
536
00:27:50,856 --> 00:27:52,942
I'm sure I'll remember the indigestion.
537
00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:55,441
And, to add to your enjoyment...
538
00:27:56,145 --> 00:27:58,189
Signore Schmidt!
539
00:28:03,184 --> 00:28:04,269
Thanks
540
00:28:06,015 --> 00:28:07,684
Thank you.
541
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,214
I'm sorry, I-I can't.
542
00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:39,003
Teddy, what's wrong?
543
00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:39,960
Why are you here?
544
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,501
To cheer you on.
545
00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:42,792
Did it ever occur to you,
546
00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:43,791
to any of you,
547
00:28:43,831 --> 00:28:45,875
that if I wanted you here, I would have asked you?
548
00:28:45,914 --> 00:28:49,125
And if you were really my friends, you would leave me alone.
549
00:28:49,163 --> 00:28:52,082
Waiter, can I get some more breadsticks?
550
00:28:52,118 --> 00:28:53,411
Right away, ma'am.
551
00:29:22,813 --> 00:29:24,398
Hey, faggot!
552
00:29:24,478 --> 00:29:26,397
Wanna suck my cock?
553
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:29,311
Assholes.
554
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,519
Come on.
555
00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:33,643
Motherfuckers!
556
00:29:33,683 --> 00:29:36,102
Who do you think you are, calling people faggot?
557
00:29:36,139 --> 00:29:37,391
Get out of the car!
558
00:29:37,972 --> 00:29:40,391
Get out of the fucking car.
559
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:41,389
Hey! What are you doing?
560
00:29:42,262 --> 00:29:44,472
Look what you did to my fucking car, you asshole.
561
00:29:44,511 --> 00:29:45,846
How would you like me to do the same thing to you?
562
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:46,803
You and who else, faggot?
563
00:29:46,843 --> 00:29:47,969
The other faggot.
564
00:29:48,592 --> 00:29:49,969
Apologize. You too.
565
00:29:50,009 --> 00:29:51,677
Hey, fuck you, you little cocksucker.
566
00:30:00,919 --> 00:30:03,255
Now you can get your cock sucked.
567
00:30:03,294 --> 00:30:04,962
And you can do it for him.
568
00:30:56,143 --> 00:30:58,187
Ah, you're just in time.
569
00:30:59,808 --> 00:31:01,393
I was about to go out to Babylon.
570
00:31:01,432 --> 00:31:03,184
These fucking straight assholes;
571
00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:05,474
we turned them into pussies.
572
00:31:06,305 --> 00:31:07,723
You should've seen us there.
573
00:32:02,196 --> 00:32:04,072
Good boy!
574
00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:05,946
Feel those pecs.
575
00:32:05,985 --> 00:32:08,071
Anytime you want, big guy.
576
00:32:09,525 --> 00:32:12,195
Excuse me, but would you mind spotting me?
577
00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:14,902
Uh, actually, we were just about to hit the showers.
578
00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:15,982
I'm Blake.
579
00:32:16,022 --> 00:32:16,940
Ben.
580
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:19,524
Oh, you're, uh, Ted's...
581
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,356
Michael's told me...
582
00:32:21,395 --> 00:32:22,605
The whole story?
583
00:32:22,645 --> 00:32:24,021
Come on. We need to get home.
584
00:32:24,061 --> 00:32:25,521
Uh, look.
585
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:28,687
Uh, I know you don't really want to hear anything I have to say,
586
00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:31,269
but what happened last night between you and Ted, uh...
587
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,434
You've got to give him some time.
588
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,767
Thanks for the advice. Now, if you don't mind...
589
00:32:35,805 --> 00:32:38,432
He's trying to put his life back together.
590
00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:41,055
And there's a lot of things that he's ashamed of.
591
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,844
And when he sees you, he's reminded of them.
592
00:32:42,884 --> 00:32:45,971
You're a reflection of those things that he wants to forget.
593
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:47,801
I-It doesn't mean that he doesn't care about you.
594
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,508
We care about him too.
595
00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:51,258
Yeah, we just want him to know it.
596
00:32:51,296 --> 00:32:53,924
He does know it, deep down.
597
00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:56,339
Eventually, he'll come around.
598
00:32:56,378 --> 00:32:58,880
But it has to be on his own terms.
599
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,376
I'll spot you, if you like.
600
00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:10,748
- Thanks. - Sure.
601
00:33:13,453 --> 00:33:14,829
Guess this is everything.
602
00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,245
You ready?
603
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,911
Vic!
604
00:33:17,951 --> 00:33:19,870
I'm down here, sis.
605
00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:21,701
I'll be there in a minute.
606
00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:24,243
Take your time. I'm going to put this in the car.
607
00:33:25,864 --> 00:33:26,823
Aren't you going to take the twins?
608
00:33:27,821 --> 00:33:29,488
I thought I'd leave them for you.
609
00:33:29,487 --> 00:33:31,573
But I bought them for you, remember?
610
00:33:31,612 --> 00:33:32,863
Of course I remember.
611
00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:34,779
You were so sick you couldn't get out of bed.
612
00:33:34,818 --> 00:33:37,112
So I put one on either side, to watch over you.
613
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,902
And they did.
614
00:33:38,941 --> 00:33:40,151
Tell you what.
615
00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:42,359
I'll take her, you keep him.
616
00:33:42,398 --> 00:33:44,525
That way, we have each other.
617
00:33:45,271 --> 00:33:46,981
Deal.
618
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:49,521
So, you got everything?
619
00:33:50,144 --> 00:33:50,978
Yeah.
620
00:33:53,476 --> 00:33:55,019
Wait a minute.
621
00:33:56,974 --> 00:33:58,017
Don't forget.
622
00:33:58,057 --> 00:34:01,977
There's a baked ziti, lasagne, a couple of chickens, a pound cake.
623
00:34:02,014 --> 00:34:03,682
Jesus, it's enough for an army.
624
00:34:03,721 --> 00:34:06,557
Well, you can't go to a new place without food in your fridge.
625
00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:12,596
Hey, it's not like you're never coming back.
626
00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:17,096
I just always thought that the only way I'd leave here would be...
627
00:34:17,298 --> 00:34:19,175
in a box.
628
00:34:19,297 --> 00:34:23,885
Well, thank Jesus, Mary and Joseph that never happened.
629
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,005
Now you're walking out the front door
630
00:34:26,044 --> 00:34:29,547
with your boyfriend, and you're starting a whole new life.
631
00:34:29,543 --> 00:34:31,628
Hmm. What about you?
632
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:33,875
Well, in case you haven't noticed,
633
00:34:33,914 --> 00:34:36,959
I'm all set up for my Rosalind Russell film festival.
634
00:34:36,997 --> 00:34:38,707
And I've got enough ice cream in the freezer
635
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:41,373
to give every man, woman and child in Pittsburgh a heart attack.
636
00:34:42,286 --> 00:34:46,123
So, as soon as you leave, then my new life begins.
637
00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:47,493
I'm throwing off all my clothes,
638
00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:48,826
I'm gonna dive onto the couch,
639
00:34:48,866 --> 00:34:50,117
and I'm never looking back.
640
00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:53,034
And neither should you.
641
00:34:53,281 --> 00:34:54,198
Ready?
642
00:34:55,738 --> 00:34:57,197
Yeah.
643
00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:02,195
No fuckin' goodbyes.
644
00:35:03,276 --> 00:35:05,111
Besides, we all know I'm gonna be over there
645
00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:07,611
bugging the shit out of you in about an hour.
646
00:35:10,106 --> 00:35:12,650
I love you.
647
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,262
Bye.
648
00:35:39,675 --> 00:35:41,594
Coming to Babylon?
649
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,343
Got other plans.
650
00:35:44,465 --> 00:35:47,635
On Friday night in this nowhere burg, that would either be...
651
00:35:47,838 --> 00:35:50,423
counting your socks or going to synagogue.
652
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,089
I've got patrol duty.
653
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,918
As long as you're working the streets,
654
00:36:01,957 --> 00:36:05,669
you should try making a few bucks.
655
00:36:06,871 --> 00:36:09,040
Where'd you get that?
656
00:36:09,869 --> 00:36:14,124
Oh. One of these jerk-offs from the other day punched me.
657
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:15,369
It's nothing.
658
00:36:15,992 --> 00:36:17,159
This time.
659
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,119
I can fucking take care of myself.
660
00:36:19,157 --> 00:36:21,618
Well, how about, um,
661
00:36:21,656 --> 00:36:23,366
taking the night off?
662
00:36:23,405 --> 00:36:25,698
Even Rage and God get a day of rest.
663
00:36:25,736 --> 00:36:27,697
I told you, I have things to do.
664
00:36:27,736 --> 00:36:29,904
More like, going out looking for trouble.
665
00:36:30,984 --> 00:36:32,652
I'm not looking for anything.
666
00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,776
It comes looking for us.
667
00:36:34,774 --> 00:36:36,484
Motherfucking asshole straight guys
668
00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:37,983
think they can drive down the street,
669
00:36:38,023 --> 00:36:39,816
yell "faggot!" out of their car window,
670
00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:41,023
and we're just going to stand there and take it
671
00:36:41,062 --> 00:36:42,564
like a bunch of scared sissies.
672
00:36:42,604 --> 00:36:44,731
As far as I'm concerned, they can fucking die.
673
00:36:45,727 --> 00:36:47,979
I'm glad to hear you're not angry.
674
00:36:48,059 --> 00:36:49,978
We're protecting innocent people,
675
00:36:50,017 --> 00:36:51,727
standing up for ourselves.
676
00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:52,516
What's wrong with that?
677
00:37:12,381 --> 00:37:13,549
The professor joining us?
678
00:37:14,339 --> 00:37:16,632
Uh, he's working on his new book.
679
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:18,799
He's almost done. I can't wait to read it.
680
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,213
I think I'll wait for the movie.
681
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,753
Is Justin coming?
682
00:37:22,794 --> 00:37:23,711
Maybe.
683
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:28,004
I heard the pink posse came to the rescue last night.
684
00:37:33,455 --> 00:37:35,541
Hey, Em!
685
00:37:37,078 --> 00:37:38,663
Hello, Michael.
686
00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:39,662
How's it going?
687
00:37:39,702 --> 00:37:40,703
Just fine.
688
00:37:41,201 --> 00:37:42,744
You want to get a drink?
689
00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:44,744
No, thanks.
690
00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:46,618
Ramon and I are busy.
691
00:37:46,657 --> 00:37:48,450
Okay. Well, maybe later.
692
00:37:48,864 --> 00:37:51,659
Later, Ramon and I will be even busier.
693
00:37:52,029 --> 00:37:54,407
But, hey; why don't you call Ted?
694
00:37:54,445 --> 00:37:56,406
I'm sure he'd love to get a drink with you.
695
00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:04,152
Why don't you get us a couple beers?
696
00:38:16,476 --> 00:38:18,812
Oh. Do you mind if I cut in?
697
00:38:18,975 --> 00:38:21,101
I'm dancing with someone.
698
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:22,224
Not any more.
699
00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:23,766
How dare you?
700
00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,348
Where the fuck do you get off?
701
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:28,391
Save your diva routine for your world tour.
702
00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,055
Why'd you treat Michael like that?
703
00:38:30,094 --> 00:38:31,012
Like what?
704
00:38:31,053 --> 00:38:32,888
Like he's an insignificant piece of shit.
705
00:38:32,926 --> 00:38:35,012
What the fuck business is it of yours?
706
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,511
Anybody who hurts Michael is the fuck my business.
707
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:40,177
Yeah well, maybe he hurt me too.
708
00:38:40,381 --> 00:38:42,592
By being friends with Theodore?
709
00:38:44,338 --> 00:38:47,257
You are the one who told me to forget him,
710
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,837
that... that he's dead.
711
00:38:48,877 --> 00:38:51,254
Right here on this very dance floor.
712
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:52,961
Well, guess what?
713
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,171
Like Jesus and Liza and Judy, he's making a comeback.
714
00:38:58,914 --> 00:39:02,334
And now everybody wants to give him a standing ovation,
715
00:39:02,371 --> 00:39:04,289
just like nothing ever happened.
716
00:39:04,328 --> 00:39:05,788
Listen to me, Honeycutt.
717
00:39:05,869 --> 00:39:07,746
Are you listening?
718
00:39:07,952 --> 00:39:10,371
Yes, I'm listening.
719
00:39:10,408 --> 00:39:13,036
And don't call me Honeycutt.
720
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:17,660
Michael is your friend, just the same as he's Ted's.
721
00:39:17,697 --> 00:39:19,699
But if you force him to choose between you,
722
00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:20,863
you're going to lose him.
723
00:39:24,527 --> 00:39:26,237
Oh and, uh, by the way,
724
00:39:26,277 --> 00:39:28,070
I fucked Ramon.
725
00:39:28,192 --> 00:39:31,279
His dick's the size of a Ticonderoga #3
726
00:39:31,315 --> 00:39:34,902
after it's been sharpened. Sorry.
727
00:39:48,641 --> 00:39:50,810
There's not much happening tonight.
728
00:39:50,848 --> 00:39:53,183
You can't expect to kick ass every time.
729
00:39:53,555 --> 00:39:54,639
But last night...
730
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,600
last night was the first time I was in a fight and won.
731
00:39:58,012 --> 00:40:00,639
For once, the fucking bullies ran away.
732
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,804
Nothing like feeling a little power.
733
00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:06,261
But it might make things harder.
734
00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:08,885
Once they hear we're not afraid to fight back,
735
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:11,217
they might not be so quick to come looking for us.
736
00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,381
So we'll just have to go looking for them.
737
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:16,423
But I thought our job was to protect people here on the street.
738
00:40:16,461 --> 00:40:19,297
Sure. But why hang around Liberty Avenue
739
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,335
waiting for something to happen,
740
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,377
when there's a whole straight world out there?
741
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:26,587
Let them see us and fear us in Jesus' name!
742
00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:29,041
W... what the fuck is that?
743
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,040
Southern baptist bullshit.
744
00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:32,747
Every Wednesday and Sunday night,
745
00:40:32,786 --> 00:40:34,329
I'd be sitting there, listening to the preacher
746
00:40:34,369 --> 00:40:37,247
telling us how all homosexuals were going to burn in hell.
747
00:40:37,284 --> 00:40:39,578
And I'd be shitting in my pants, thinking,
748
00:40:39,616 --> 00:40:41,284
"What if the congregation found out?"
749
00:40:41,324 --> 00:40:43,117
I'd be kicked out.
750
00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:46,450
My parents would hate me, they'd never speak to me again.
751
00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:48,572
Is that what happened?
752
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:54,531
Not before I fucked Hector Ramirez up the ass.
753
00:40:56,067 --> 00:40:57,026
So...
754
00:40:57,525 --> 00:41:00,736
what do you say we go flush us out some homophobes.
755
00:41:17,724 --> 00:41:20,810
I'll have what my friend is having.
756
00:41:20,847 --> 00:41:22,015
Sure.
757
00:41:32,009 --> 00:41:34,845
So I've been thinking about going blonde.
758
00:41:34,882 --> 00:41:38,343
The sort of silvery-platinum shade madonna was
759
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:41,341
pre-"Blonde Ambition" post-"Dick Tracy".
760
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,505
I think that's the worst fucking idea I've ever heard.
761
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:53,003
I knew you would.
762
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:57,603
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