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Mmm, pride weekend!
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Can you feel it, baby? The dancing...
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The parade... the fucking.
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Ah. Oh, can't wait.
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You sure you're up for it?
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He's up for it.
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It's my first pride. Careful.
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Pride is a sin.
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Then i'm going to hell.
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I'll be right back.
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Don't even joke about that.
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Who did this?
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Some demented queen...
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oh my god.
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With no taste. Nice job, ma.
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Glad you like it.
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Okay, can we hurry up and eat, please?
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I've got appointments all day.
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You've got appointments?
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It's pride, honey.
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Facial a.
9:00, pedicure at 10:00,
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Bikini wax...
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at 11:00.
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Oh, then i've got to take godiva her dress.
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She's marching?
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No, i'm pushing.
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I have to figure out how to accessorize a wheelchair.
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Who's godiva?
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"Who's godiva?"
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Don't they teach you fucking kids anything?
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Time for gay history 101.
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Let me tell you,
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Godiva is the world's greatest drag queen.
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At least pittsburgh's.
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I had, uh...
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i'd just moved here from mississippi;
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Didn't know a soul.
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Somehow,
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I found my way to woody's.
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I was standing there, she comes up to me,
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And, uh, and says, "you all alone,
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Sugar?"
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I stood there with my mouth hanging open.
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Well, things haven't changed much.
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Ouch.
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"Well, not anymore," she said.
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"Now you've got godiva, just like the chocolate:
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Dark and sweet!"
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She introduced me to everyone
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And everything...
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including my first pride.
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I'm... afraid this may be her last.
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If you ask me, people make too much of this pride business.
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As if you'd even know,
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Considering you've never been to one.
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You've never been?
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Poor mikey's afraid
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He'll end up as the token pride clip on the 6:00 o'clock news.
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Well, i don't exactly see you out there
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Being the... grand marshall.
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We all have our ways of celebrating.
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Some people take it to the streets...
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other people take it to the sheets.
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Wha...
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so, love-Muffins?
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You ready for the high homo-Holidays?
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Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
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And what about you, madam p-Flag president?
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We have the biggest group yet.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you. Now if only your...
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widdle pwide and joy would march wif you.
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Order some pancakes and shut the fuck up.
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Nothing would make me prouder.
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But i'm not a manipulative...
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guilt-Slinging kind of mother.
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Michael can do what he wants.
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So what'll you have...
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little asshole?
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I'll have the march and the parade. Hold the tears.
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What'd you say?
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I said i'll march, okay?
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Pff! Oh, geez!
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Hey, d'you hear that, everybody?
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My... my kid's gonna march with me in the parade!
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Oh, happy day.
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Grape?
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Ahh!
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Mmm, my other clients aren't nearly as cooperative.
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They'd better not be.
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Ah... how much time have we got? Mmm.
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Just enough...
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for...
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this.
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We have to sign all this?
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Well, we have durable powers of attorney,
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And living will,
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Joint tenancy agreement,
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Reciprocal guardianship for gus...
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after this, signing a marriage licence would be a breeze.
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That is what you wanted, isn't it?
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Mmm... damn right.
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You and me.
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Signed...
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sealed...
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And delivered. Hmm!
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Sorry.
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Is... gus taking his nap?
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Uh, no. But i could sure use one.
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Ah, you have a visitor.
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My 2:00 o'clock? I told you, i'm not here.
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Yeah, well you try telling that... out of the way,
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Chicken legs.
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Where is that sexy beast?
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Didn't i tell you she'd practically shit?
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You certainly did.
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What are you doing here?
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That's what everybody says when you're in pittsburgh!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Why tamper with perfection, baby?
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Oh... this is lindsay. Oh!
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I thought it might be.
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And this must be leda.
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Yeah.
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Ooh!
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Performance of our new poolside coolers...
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isn't what we'd hoped for.
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Unless you hoped for less than 1% of the market.
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Well, we need to... change our image.
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When women think poolside, they should think,
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"Cool",
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"Hip",
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"Trendy".
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That's why we're looking for someone who can...
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add some spunk to our campaign.
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Well, if you're looking for spunk,
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Mr. Poole,
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You've definitely come to the right man.
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There'll also be a $50,000 bonus
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Is we can double our market share.
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So, uh,
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Give me a proposal, and...
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i'll consider it.
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Maybe you should consider this, mr. Poole;
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Your stock took a nose-Dive last quarter
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And you have a shareholders meeting in three days.
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Unless you come up with something fast,
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Your little family business will bought out from under you
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At 10 cents on the dollar.
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You're very blunt, mr. Kinney.
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And...
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You're out of time, mr. Poole. If you want me,
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Hire me.
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That was fucking brilliant.
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Glitter and shine.
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Too bad you're wasting it on such an asshole.
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Don't tell me you haven't heard of clayton poole.
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The guy who... hates gays.
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Right. He's always donating his money to worthy causes,
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Like "castrate homosexuals now,"
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"Launch lesbians into space,"
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"Stop aids with guns".
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Well now, he can donate some of his money to me.
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50 grand. Ohh.
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So, what's the big concept?
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Fuck if i know.
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There we were on our motorcycles...
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just south of big sur on the coast highway...
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when this cop pulled us over.
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Well, for what?
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Speeding. Topless.
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Ha-Ha-Ha-Hoo!
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Did he give you a ticket?
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Well, he tried to give us more than that.
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He said the sight of us
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Was going to cause someone to drive off a cliff,
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That he was going to arrest us.
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Then you started flirting with him.
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No, no, my dear, it was you.
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Long story short, we're behind a rock,
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He's got his pants down...
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and this little vixen steals his boots
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And we tear the fuck out of there.
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Want some more wine?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So how long are you in town for?
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Till they kick me out,
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Or my photo exhibit opens. Whichever comes first.
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Lindsay's an artist too, you know.
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Art teacher.
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And here i was thinking we had nothing in common.
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I think it's groovy, two chicks raising a kid.
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But to go from zooming down the highway
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To zero in the slow lane...
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i mean what's next, you gonna get married?
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Actually, we are.
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No shit.
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Girl, you really have gone respectable.
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So, big weekend coming up, huh?
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Huh? Oh... pride. Yeah.
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You going? Not only am i going,
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I'm marching with my mother's p-Flag group.
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You don't sound very excited about it.
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Well to tell you the truth, i've always been a little worried
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That somebody from work might see me.
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It's pretty stupid, huh?
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Not really.
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Since a group of us are going to be there.
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What?
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Stop!
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Holy shit!
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It's gonna cost you, novotny.
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Ho-Ho.
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That's nothin'. Barely a scratch.
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You must have more important things on your mind.
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You two, uh, got something goin' this weekend?
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Not really. Why don't you come with us
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To the pansy parade?
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It's not my scene.
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Like it's ours?
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We'd figured we'd check out the sights.
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You mean, check out the freaks.
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Gotta admit, it's the best party in town.
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Don't tell me you never been,. Mike.
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Actually, i never have.
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Oh, now that is what i call pure sex.
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What the hell are you doing, covering it up?
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I let the insurance expire a while ago, and...
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just forgot all about it.
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I got an idea.
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Another trip to big sur?
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Uh-Huh.
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Dykes on bikes. You and me,
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The parade, just like old times.
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I, uh...
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i couldn't.
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Yeah, you could.
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You get a quickie permit,
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Polish up the old bitch and we're there.
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Well...
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I mean, i... i can't.
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We're marching with the marriage initiative.
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You know, for same-Sex marriages.
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Right.
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I understand. You gotta do your thing. Still...
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it is a shame to keep such a beauty
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Out of commission and under wraps.
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Happy pride.
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How's it going?
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Okay, which one
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You want to try first?
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Papaya-Sauvignon,
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Kiwi-Chardonnay...
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or melon-Merlot?
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It's so tasty, you'll want to try all three.
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Ah! So wretched, you want to puke.
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Not even a fucking piss-Queen would want to swallow this shit.
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Mmm!
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Fruity, refreshing...
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like a gentle breeze on a summer day.
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Okay, i take it back.
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How are you going to get people to drink it?
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I'll think of something.
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Happy pride.
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How's it going?
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Fuck, i hate this.
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Try a papayasauvignon.
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Eww.
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Uhh.
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Any other night,
274
00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,859
I'd go home, log on to cumquick.Com
275
00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:38,362
And get it over with. But no, it's pride.
276
00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,363
You actually want to experience
277
00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:40,865
Some of this sexual freedom
278
00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:43,368
We supposedly fought so hard for.
279
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:46,371
There's something hard for ya.
280
00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:48,373
Yeah, right.
281
00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:49,825
He's checking you out.
282
00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:53,195
Why would he be checking...
283
00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,196
me?
284
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,591
Teddy? Holy shit!
285
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,576
Teddy...
286
00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:16,954
well that's one way to leave a lasting impression.
287
00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:18,455
Word of advice,
288
00:12:18,455 --> 00:12:20,457
Next time you got nuts in your mouth,
289
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Suck, don't chew.
290
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,848
Happy pride, how's it going?
291
00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:28,850
Oh, you know...
292
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,352
enjoying the flow of air through my oesophagus.
293
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:32,821
So, you want to go?
294
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,212
Really?
295
00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,665
Ah... s-Sure. Ah...
296
00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:45,167
Okay! Uh, we... gotta go!
297
00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,653
We're going!
298
00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,121
Now see ya!
299
00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:51,558
Way to go, mr. Peanut.
300
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:55,946
Wow. Prideis a magical time.
301
00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,948
Wanna dance? Sure.
302
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:18,369
Ahhh-Ah!
303
00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:25,277
Uncle vic, what are you doing here?
304
00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:27,279
Michael!
305
00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:31,717
Even older gay men can celebrate pride. Right?
306
00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:32,217
Right.
307
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:35,155
Just don't overdo.
308
00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:36,606
It's godiva.
309
00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:44,447
When?
310
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,933
A little while ago.
311
00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:50,905
I was visiting a friend over at the hospice.
312
00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:52,907
I... i-I was just there, i-I...
313
00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:55,910
took her her dress.
314
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:59,413
Sometimes it happens very quickly.
315
00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:01,416
And that can be a blessing.
316
00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:15,615
Yes. Yeah.
317
00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:17,116
Ahh!
318
00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:19,969
Yes!
319
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,874
Oh... god!
320
00:14:24,874 --> 00:14:27,360
That was amazing.
321
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,861
Wasn't that amazing?
322
00:14:29,295 --> 00:14:32,733
Yeah. Amazing.
323
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,234
Ahh.
324
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,736
Ahhh.
325
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:41,708
Ohh... oh.
326
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,713
You...
327
00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:47,715
you hungry?
328
00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,217
You want some chips or anything?
329
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:51,719
No, thanks. So, uh...
330
00:14:51,719 --> 00:14:53,655
are you going to the parade on sunday?
331
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:55,607
Yeah, i'll be there.
332
00:14:56,107 --> 00:14:57,058
Maybe we can go together.
333
00:14:57,058 --> 00:15:00,462
You know, if you'd like.
334
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:03,916
Here, uh...
335
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,918
ahhh.
336
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,420
Here. Uh...
337
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,922
this is...
338
00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:11,423
this is me.
339
00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:13,376
I'm ted.
340
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,879
Great.
341
00:15:15,879 --> 00:15:17,380
See ya.
342
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,382
See ya.
343
00:15:23,386 --> 00:15:24,888
Oohhh.
344
00:15:29,744 --> 00:15:30,745
Yeah.
345
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,165
Yeah, that's great.
346
00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:38,119
That's nice.
347
00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:56,119
Michelangelo.
348
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,571
Hmm. I'm getting there.
349
00:16:58,055 --> 00:16:59,990
Brian's been helping me with my exercises.
350
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:00,974
Yeah, i bet.
351
00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:03,460
"Squeeze tighter, pull harder."
352
00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:04,395
Hey!
353
00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:07,265
Big day tomorrow.
354
00:17:07,265 --> 00:17:09,684
I can't wait.
355
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:11,185
I remember my first march,
356
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,653
After the stonewall riots.
357
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,605
In the stone age.
358
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:17,108
There were no more than 25 of us that first year.
359
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,577
That's all?
360
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:19,528
You thinking coming out's tough now,
361
00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:21,964
You should've been around back then.
362
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:22,965
Hey, guys!
363
00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:24,433
Get a load of this!
364
00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,389
Great, huh?
365
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,392
And check this out!
366
00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:34,394
Ta-Daa!
367
00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:35,895
I had it made in honour
368
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:37,380
Of our first time walking together.
369
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:38,882
Isn't it adorable?
370
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,350
Swear to me that you didn't get one.
371
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:44,788
Hey, ma, uh, you want a doughnut?
372
00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:46,290
You're not!
373
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,209
What, i didn't say anything.
374
00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,644
You didn't have to.
375
00:17:50,644 --> 00:17:52,646
I know, i'm your mother.
376
00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:55,649
It's not that i don't want to. Then why?
377
00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:57,084
What's your excuse this time?
378
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:59,086
I-I just...
379
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:05,010
i just can't.
380
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,996
It's easy for you to... wave banners and...
381
00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:12,951
And march around. You've got nothing to lose.
382
00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,454
Hell, you're not even gay!
383
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:18,458
Well, i'm the next best thing.
384
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:24,363
And i'm damn proud of it!
385
00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:31,789
You better be marchin'. Yeah.
386
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:36,293
Okay, let's continue with our posters.
387
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:37,795
This is a nice one, huh?
388
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:42,217
It is.
389
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:45,203
Smart? Yes.
390
00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:49,207
Sexy? Yes!
391
00:18:49,707 --> 00:18:52,710
Pierced pussy?
392
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,713
How the hell would i know? Huh.
393
00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,216
In other words, the legendary leda
394
00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:59,718
Lives up to her legend. Better.
395
00:18:59,718 --> 00:19:01,720
Compared to her, i'm just some bland...
396
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,223
flabbyhausfrau.
397
00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:05,724
You popped out a kid.
398
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,226
It's not your fault that you're not as...
399
00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:12,182
Tight as you once were. Fuck you!
400
00:19:12,182 --> 00:19:15,118
Don't worry. Some women attracted to stretch marks.
401
00:19:15,569 --> 00:19:18,004
Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho! I do not have stretch marks!
402
00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:20,974
Say it!
403
00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:24,479
I do not have stretch marks! Ow!
404
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:34,755
Thanks.
405
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:39,661
Oh. Don't forget these.
406
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:43,632
Paying for it now?
407
00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:47,052
I suppose older gentlemen have to do that.
408
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:50,055
Huh. I know this may be harder to swallow
409
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,443
Than his 10-Inch dick, but... ooh.
410
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,428
"Poolside"
411
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,430
Has just become "pool boy".
412
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,382
Oh, i hate that shit.
413
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:01,851
Everybody does.
414
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:04,354
But once the fags see this label,
415
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,358
They'll want to lap him up.
416
00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:10,861
Poole beverages?
417
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,831
Do you know who that guy is?
418
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:16,333
Yeah.
419
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,769
So? So?
420
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,255
He hates us.
421
00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:22,257
What he does with his money is his business.
422
00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:25,176
Except when it hurts us, then it's our business.
423
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:31,583
Thatis my business.
424
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:37,039
She was so excited about pride.
425
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:41,043
She said, "honey, if i have to wheel myself out there
426
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:43,496
On a board like 'porgy and bess',
427
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:47,416
I'm goin'."
428
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,854
She wanted her hair to be the biggest;
429
00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,356
Her gown,
430
00:20:52,806 --> 00:20:57,811
To be the glitteriest...
431
00:20:57,811 --> 00:20:58,812
just, uh...
432
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:01,315
just so everyone would...
433
00:21:01,315 --> 00:21:02,800
would know that nothing,
434
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,770
Not even aids...
435
00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:10,224
could keep her down.
436
00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:13,611
Not going to be the same without her.
437
00:21:13,611 --> 00:21:15,063
Unless...
438
00:21:15,063 --> 00:21:18,050
unless?
439
00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,551
Unless you wear it.
440
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,489
Yeah.
441
00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:25,424
Mmm.
442
00:21:25,424 --> 00:21:26,925
Honey, i couldn't fill her bra.
443
00:21:27,426 --> 00:21:33,300
Much less her shoes.
444
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,803
Would you mind if i stayed with her
445
00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:43,743
A little while?
446
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,703
Ah, that's good.
447
00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:58,977
Don't go too fast.
448
00:21:58,977 --> 00:22:04,132
Justin!
449
00:22:04,132 --> 00:22:06,535
What are you doing here?
450
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,970
Having a blast. Time of my life.
451
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:13,409
My 500 hours of community service. What the fuck do you think?
452
00:22:13,409 --> 00:22:15,395
What about you? Got aids?
453
00:22:15,395 --> 00:22:16,896
No.
454
00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:17,814
You will.
455
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:27,675
Sooner or later... all you fags end up here.
456
00:22:27,675 --> 00:22:32,680
Okay. Let's give this bitch a whirl!
457
00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:35,065
Whoo!
458
00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:39,036
It works!
459
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:40,037
Hop on!
460
00:22:40,037 --> 00:22:41,039
What?
461
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:43,525
Grab a helmet, come with me.
462
00:22:43,525 --> 00:22:44,959
Some other time.
463
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:49,297
How about tomorrow?
464
00:22:49,297 --> 00:22:51,800
I thought we're marching with the marriage initiative.
465
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,787
It's a parade. Do we always have to be so fucking correct?
466
00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:56,739
Can't we have a little fun for a change?
467
00:22:56,739 --> 00:22:57,723
Huh, with leda?
468
00:22:58,190 --> 00:22:59,692
You gotta admit, leda's fun.
469
00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:02,094
And she's also your ex, and i'm your partner.
470
00:23:02,094 --> 00:23:03,596
You should be thinking about us.
471
00:23:03,596 --> 00:23:05,598
And when don't i? Does it always have to be mel and linz?
472
00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:07,550
Wearemel and linz.
473
00:23:07,550 --> 00:23:09,052
And i happen to like that quite a bit.
474
00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:10,987
I thought oh, for you did too. Chrissakes.
475
00:23:11,488 --> 00:23:13,440
You're not going to try and... make you feel guilty?
476
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:27,855
Go on. Go ride your bitch with the girls.
477
00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,327
Huh. Well it looks
478
00:23:33,327 --> 00:23:36,832
Like my marketing sample's a big success.
479
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:37,750
Yeah, and all you had to do
480
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,752
Was put a guy in a swimsuit on the label.
481
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,220
Don't these people have any taste?
482
00:23:41,703 --> 00:23:43,188
After where their tongues have been?
483
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,141
Never fear. They also have no memory of brand loyalty.
484
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:47,576
Couple of months,
485
00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:49,928
Pool boy will be forgotten like a bad fuck.
486
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:50,930
Hmmm. But by then,
487
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,365
I'll have paid off my loft.
488
00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,367
Speaking of fucks...
489
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,336
there's troy.
490
00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:58,221
How was he?
491
00:23:58,221 --> 00:24:00,223
Massive.
492
00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:01,224
I'm still bow-Legged.
493
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,160
Why, theodore schmidt,
494
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,162
You sex pig, you.
495
00:24:05,162 --> 00:24:06,664
I didn't know you had it in you.
496
00:24:06,664 --> 00:24:08,599
Oh, i had it in me all right.
497
00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:09,600
You're going to see him again?
498
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:11,535
Ah, we talked about it.
499
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:12,470
Then go over there.
500
00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:13,904
Take him a pool boy.
501
00:24:14,405 --> 00:24:16,841
I want to date him, not poison him.
502
00:24:16,841 --> 00:24:20,328
Look at them. Partying.
503
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,330
Don't they know godiva's dead?
504
00:24:22,831 --> 00:24:24,332
Why should these pups give a shit
505
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:28,687
About some old queen who died of aids?
506
00:24:28,687 --> 00:24:31,189
I'm allowed to say that.
507
00:24:31,189 --> 00:24:34,177
I'm an old queen who has aids.
508
00:24:34,177 --> 00:24:36,646
But doesn't it upset you?
509
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:39,582
I-I mean... that it could be me next?
510
00:24:39,582 --> 00:24:41,551
I think of that.
511
00:24:41,551 --> 00:24:43,469
I think of it every day.
512
00:24:43,469 --> 00:24:46,907
Now come have a cocktail. And for once...
513
00:24:46,907 --> 00:24:50,344
i don't mean a handful of pills.
514
00:24:50,344 --> 00:24:56,233
Take a look at the blondie sweet cheeks over there...
515
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,234
hey.
516
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,202
Hey.
517
00:24:58,702 --> 00:25:00,705
Huh?
518
00:25:00,705 --> 00:25:02,207
Ted.
519
00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:07,178
Ted. Right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ted.
520
00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:10,632
That was so amazing last night.
521
00:25:11,132 --> 00:25:12,617
So, ah...
522
00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:15,504
you still up for going to the parade tomorrow?
523
00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:17,423
Huh?
524
00:25:17,423 --> 00:25:18,424
The parade.
525
00:25:18,924 --> 00:25:19,925
You know, w-We talked about it.
526
00:25:20,426 --> 00:25:21,427
Yeah, i was thinking, uh,
527
00:25:21,427 --> 00:25:23,429
Maybe we could do a champagne brunch... look, buddy,
528
00:25:23,929 --> 00:25:27,366
Um, i was just doing my good deed for the year.
529
00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:30,871
Good deed? What... yes, it's...
530
00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:33,840
It's kind of like a tradition. For pride,
531
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,827
I go out, find some guy... like you,
532
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,330
And i give him a break. I give him...
533
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,249
huh, i give him me.
534
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,252
The fuck of his life.
535
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:47,221
Something he can remember. It's like a souvenir.
536
00:25:47,722 --> 00:25:52,727
It's my way of... giving back to the community.
537
00:25:53,227 --> 00:25:54,729
I see.
538
00:25:54,729 --> 00:25:59,184
Hey, this year you're the lucky recipient.
539
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,671
Happy pride.
540
00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:04,673
Let's go, guys.
541
00:26:04,673 --> 00:26:06,124
See ya.
542
00:26:14,117 --> 00:26:16,619
So, did you see 'em?
543
00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:20,123
Huh, did ya... did you see the way they lapped this shit up?
544
00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:23,126
Shhh. Don't wake justin.
545
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,628
The best part... the best part
546
00:26:25,129 --> 00:26:28,132
Is that the old geezer who makes this shit hates fags.
547
00:26:28,132 --> 00:26:30,134
Is that a scream or what?
548
00:26:30,134 --> 00:26:33,137
D-Definitely or what. As in, "what are you doing
549
00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:35,639
Helping a creep like that?"
550
00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:37,641
Well, for the pure...
551
00:26:38,142 --> 00:26:40,645
poetic irony.
552
00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:42,647
Cool, huh?
553
00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:44,649
Or should i say...
554
00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:46,151
cooler?
555
00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:48,570
I saw him.
556
00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:51,439
Chris hobbs.
557
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:52,942
Another dream?
558
00:26:52,942 --> 00:26:54,944
No, he was at the hospice.
559
00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:56,379
What the fuck was he doing there?
560
00:26:56,379 --> 00:26:58,814
It's where they assigned him his community service.
561
00:26:59,315 --> 00:27:01,801
Is that some sort of sick joke?
562
00:27:01,801 --> 00:27:02,802
Did he do anything?
563
00:27:02,802 --> 00:27:05,221
He said that he hopes i get aids and die.
564
00:27:05,221 --> 00:27:10,093
Piece of shit!
565
00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:17,534
Forget it.
566
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:21,539
Get some sleep.
567
00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:25,493
You have a big day tomorrow. I'm not going.
568
00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:27,478
And miss your first pride?
569
00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:29,947
What am i supposed to be proud of?
570
00:27:29,947 --> 00:27:33,901
That i got bashed and didn't die?
571
00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:35,387
If he doesn't want to go, don't make him.
572
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:36,805
Stay out of it.
573
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:38,741
Sure.
574
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,743
Although you have to admire the pure, poetic irony
575
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:42,244
Of seeing you, of all people,
576
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:44,697
Try to encourage him to go to pride when...
577
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,131
this is what you're proud of?
578
00:27:46,615 --> 00:27:48,067
Yeah, and what are you proud of?
579
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,569
That you're too piss-In-Your-Pants afraid to march
580
00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:56,076
With your own goddamn mother?
581
00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:59,029
Fuck you!
582
00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:12,943
Look at you! My rainbow baby!
583
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,445
You ready to march in the parade
584
00:28:14,445 --> 00:28:22,804
And see all the people?
585
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:25,791
Nice day for a parade.
586
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,776
Uh-Huh.
587
00:28:27,776 --> 00:28:30,278
Hey, there, cutie. Uh...
588
00:28:30,278 --> 00:28:31,781
melanie's out doing a...
589
00:28:31,781 --> 00:28:33,783
a practice run.
590
00:28:33,783 --> 00:28:35,284
Ah, come on.
591
00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:39,272
Come on, sweetie. It's time for your ride.
592
00:28:39,272 --> 00:28:40,239
Listen, i'm sorry
593
00:28:40,239 --> 00:28:42,675
If your plans got fucked up, but...
594
00:28:42,675 --> 00:28:44,160
i didn't force her.
595
00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:46,096
Well, you sure didn't stop her.
596
00:28:46,096 --> 00:28:47,598
That bike was practically forgotten
597
00:28:47,598 --> 00:28:49,099
Until you had to remind her.
598
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:51,518
Something tells me that it was in her thoughts
599
00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:54,021
Before i blew into town.
600
00:28:54,021 --> 00:28:57,925
And why would she be thinking about some old motorcycle?
601
00:28:57,925 --> 00:29:01,362
You tell me.
602
00:29:01,362 --> 00:29:03,364
Because perhaps zooming around on a motorcycle
603
00:29:03,364 --> 00:29:06,868
Beats the shit out of cleaning up baby puke and nursing earaches.
604
00:29:06,868 --> 00:29:10,772
Of course it does.
605
00:29:10,772 --> 00:29:12,207
But that's not why you're together,
606
00:29:12,207 --> 00:29:13,709
For a few cheap thrills.
607
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,145
It's just been a while
608
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,647
Since i've seen the light in her eyes, and...
609
00:29:18,647 --> 00:29:20,149
hear her sound as excited as she did,
610
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,151
Reliving the glory days with you.
611
00:29:22,651 --> 00:29:24,653
She just needs to feel all that horsepower
612
00:29:24,653 --> 00:29:30,093
Roarin' between her legs one more time.
613
00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:32,829
Then it's back to the garage for another six years.
614
00:29:32,829 --> 00:29:34,831
Huh.
615
00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:45,193
You should try it.
616
00:29:45,193 --> 00:29:47,628
This is alan appel, live on liberty avenue.
617
00:29:48,129 --> 00:29:51,132
And the parade is just gaining momentum now, folks.
618
00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:53,634
The revellers are collecting here from...
619
00:29:54,135 --> 00:29:59,641
c, o, c, k, a, t, w, o.
620
00:29:59,641 --> 00:30:01,143
Cockatwo.
621
00:30:01,643 --> 00:30:03,579
Isn't cockatoo spelled with a t-O-O
622
00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:05,581
Instead of a t-W-O?
623
00:30:05,581 --> 00:30:07,583
Not if you're having more than one.
624
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:10,587
...quite astonishing, there, uh...
625
00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:15,525
Fantastic floats... c-Can we turn this off, please?
626
00:30:15,525 --> 00:30:17,026
Of all days not to have "lucy" reruns.
627
00:30:17,527 --> 00:30:19,412
Don't watch.
628
00:30:19,913 --> 00:30:20,914
Fine. I won't.
629
00:30:21,414 --> 00:30:23,350
God, look at him.
630
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:28,289
Or him. Ohh.
631
00:30:28,789 --> 00:30:30,724
Maybe you should go down there for a little while. You know,
632
00:30:30,724 --> 00:30:34,228
It might make you feel better. Huh...
633
00:30:34,228 --> 00:30:37,732
wouldn't be the same without godiva.
634
00:30:37,732 --> 00:30:41,236
But if, um... if you guys want to go, go. Go ahead.
635
00:30:41,736 --> 00:30:42,737
Not me.
636
00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:44,739
You really should go, michael.
637
00:30:44,739 --> 00:30:47,742
Make your mother happy.
638
00:30:47,742 --> 00:30:48,727
How can i?
639
00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:51,214
God, just be brave.
640
00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:52,715
Like godiva was.
641
00:30:52,715 --> 00:30:55,218
Godiva was a drag queen. And,
642
00:30:55,218 --> 00:30:57,220
As she used to say,
643
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,722
"It takes more courage to wear a dress for an hour
644
00:30:59,722 --> 00:31:01,724
Than it does to wear a suit for a lifetime."
645
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:04,176
Well, i guess i'm not as brave as she was.
646
00:31:04,176 --> 00:31:09,132
I guess not.
647
00:31:09,132 --> 00:31:11,118
There, um...
648
00:31:11,118 --> 00:31:13,120
there's one way you could go to the parade
649
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,122
And no one would know.
650
00:31:15,122 --> 00:31:16,106
Don't even think about it.
651
00:31:16,607 --> 00:31:18,075
"We can rebuild him,
652
00:31:18,075 --> 00:31:19,544
We have the technology."
653
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,029
Get away from me. All i have to do
654
00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:22,530
Is cinch it a little at the waist.
655
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:26,317
Noooo!
656
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,123
...that's a babe!
657
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,627
Oh yeah, totally!
658
00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:36,128
What's your name?
659
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,112
Mr. Poole.
660
00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,533
Glad you could make it.
661
00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,936
What is this place? From the crowd,
662
00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,438
I suspect it's a homosexual drinking establishment.
663
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,407
A gay bar?
664
00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:53,246
Wh... why did you tell me to meet you here?
665
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:56,666
I want to introduce you to the hottest new drink on the market.
666
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,168
"Pool boy".
667
00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:01,622
I changed the name and i gave it a new look.
668
00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:03,107
Quite attractive.
669
00:32:03,107 --> 00:32:04,592
If i do say so myself.
670
00:32:05,076 --> 00:32:07,561
And, they can't sell 'em fast enough.
671
00:32:08,062 --> 00:32:09,997
Oh th... this is your idea?
672
00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:11,432
Yeah, it's going to save your ass.
673
00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:12,867
I don't want my ass saved.
674
00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:13,868
Two more pool boys.
675
00:32:14,368 --> 00:32:15,804
Not by these people.
676
00:32:15,804 --> 00:32:17,806
I think you do.
677
00:32:17,806 --> 00:32:20,792
In fact, you should've been marketing to them in the first place.
678
00:32:20,792 --> 00:32:21,793
Fags?
679
00:32:21,793 --> 00:32:24,680
Their money's as green as the next.
680
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,182
Well, they can keep their money.
681
00:32:27,182 --> 00:32:29,686
Tell that to your shareholders monday,
682
00:32:30,186 --> 00:32:32,689
That you turned your back on a... consumer market
683
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:39,195
With an annual disposable income of hundreds of billions of dollars.
684
00:32:39,195 --> 00:32:42,181
I can deliver them to you, but...
685
00:32:42,181 --> 00:32:44,601
first, i think you should show your community support
686
00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:48,605
By making a nice, big contribution to, say...
687
00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:50,107
the gay marriage initiative.
688
00:33:44,132 --> 00:33:46,134
I told you i didn't want to come here.
689
00:33:46,134 --> 00:33:48,086
Well, you're here.
690
00:33:48,086 --> 00:33:50,088
And, you're queer. So...
691
00:33:50,588 --> 00:33:51,089
enjoy it.
692
00:33:51,556 --> 00:33:53,057
It's just a big freak show.
693
00:33:53,057 --> 00:33:55,060
Oh, did you think you were going to find pride at the parade?
694
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:56,979
So what the fuck are we doing here?
695
00:33:56,979 --> 00:34:04,336
We're just making sure chris hobbs doesn't win.
696
00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:16,149
Now you should go march with your mommy.
697
00:34:16,649 --> 00:34:18,084
Theodore schmidt.
698
00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:21,020
Ohhh. Fancy running into you here.
699
00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,023
And all alone.
700
00:34:23,023 --> 00:34:24,508
Where's your hot new boyfriend?
701
00:34:24,508 --> 00:34:25,960
Oh he, uh, couldn't make it.
702
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,461
Oh, i thought maybe he didn't want to be seen
703
00:34:27,461 --> 00:34:32,416
With this year's gay pride pity fuck.
704
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:34,869
You bastard. How did you know?
705
00:34:34,869 --> 00:34:36,805
I know troy. Thanks for warning me.
706
00:34:37,305 --> 00:34:38,790
You act like a pussy, get treated like a pussy.
707
00:34:38,790 --> 00:34:41,176
I'm not a pussy!
708
00:34:41,176 --> 00:34:44,629
"Happy pride, how's it going?"
709
00:34:45,130 --> 00:34:48,099
All right. I'll do my bit for pride.
710
00:34:48,099 --> 00:34:50,603
My way of... giving back to the community.
711
00:34:50,603 --> 00:34:52,104
Next time, try this:
712
00:34:52,104 --> 00:34:53,606
"I'm gonna rip your fucking clothes off
713
00:34:54,106 --> 00:34:57,593
And make you sit on my nine-Inch dick."
714
00:34:57,593 --> 00:34:59,095
But i don't have a nine-Inch dick.
715
00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:02,031
Well, if you're good, he won't care.
716
00:35:02,031 --> 00:35:04,451
Try it. I dare ya.
717
00:35:04,451 --> 00:35:05,953
...nine-Inch dick...
718
00:35:05,953 --> 00:35:07,387
...make you...
719
00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:08,355
...rip off...
720
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:09,356
...rip off your clothes...
721
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,358
hello, sweetheart.
722
00:35:11,842 --> 00:35:12,843
Did you hear that, gus?
723
00:35:12,843 --> 00:35:13,844
Daddy called you sweetheart.
724
00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:15,779
Do you mind taking him for me?
725
00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:18,766
Gus.
726
00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:20,251
Whoa, mama.
727
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,753
Mama needs a few hours off... i see.
728
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:28,209
To be with her mama.
729
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,210
There she is.
730
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:33,582
Whoa, baby.
731
00:35:33,582 --> 00:35:35,017
Mind if we ride together?
732
00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:37,987
Honey, i love it when we ride together.
733
00:35:37,987 --> 00:35:38,921
Where's gus?
734
00:35:38,921 --> 00:35:39,905
Over there.
735
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:46,363
You owe me for this!
736
00:35:46,863 --> 00:35:47,831
Okay,
737
00:35:47,831 --> 00:35:55,722
Rev 'em up. Whoo!
738
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,611
That's his kid.
739
00:36:00,611 --> 00:36:03,614
Cute, isn't he?
740
00:36:04,115 --> 00:36:07,068
Happy pride!
741
00:36:17,396 --> 00:36:19,898
I had no idea there were so many.
742
00:36:20,399 --> 00:36:21,400
Queers?
743
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,902
People.
744
00:36:23,902 --> 00:36:27,907
I'm proud of you, justin.
745
00:36:28,408 --> 00:36:35,415
I'm proud of you too, mom.
746
00:36:42,356 --> 00:36:44,291
Honey, just so you know, this is p-Flag.
747
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:49,730
But you're welcome to walk with us if...
748
00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:50,731
michael!
749
00:36:50,731 --> 00:36:52,666
Shh! Is that you in there?
750
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,168
Shut up and keep marching, ma.
751
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:57,639
Ohh! Looks like godiva's here after all.
752
00:36:57,639 --> 00:37:00,575
You bet she is.
753
00:37:00,575 --> 00:37:03,078
You go, girl! Yoo-Hoo-Hoo!
754
00:37:03,078 --> 00:37:04,079
Whoo!
755
00:37:04,496 --> 00:37:06,498
Oh, michael!
756
00:37:06,498 --> 00:37:09,935
You look fucking gorgeous, do you know that?
757
00:37:09,935 --> 00:37:11,921
Don't smudge my makeup!
758
00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:14,423
Sorry.
759
00:37:14,423 --> 00:37:20,429
Oh, michael, i love you!
760
00:37:20,429 --> 00:37:23,432
What...
761
00:37:23,432 --> 00:37:24,885
cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha, cha!
762
00:37:24,885 --> 00:37:26,887
Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha, cha!
763
00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:27,888
Hi, boys.
764
00:37:27,888 --> 00:37:31,758
Ooh.
765
00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:33,260
So, which one of you is a real man?
766
00:37:33,744 --> 00:37:34,711
We all are.
767
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:37,130
What about you?
768
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,633
You tell me.
769
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:47,892
See you, loverboy.
770
00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:12,252
I'll rip off your clothes
771
00:38:12,752 --> 00:38:14,754
And make you sit on my nine-Inch dick.
772
00:38:14,754 --> 00:38:16,756
I'm going to rip off your clothes
773
00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:19,259
And make you sit on my nineinch dick.
774
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,263
What? I'm going to...
775
00:38:22,263 --> 00:38:23,764
it's what brian told me to say.
776
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,252
That'll get you into trouble for sure.
777
00:38:28,252 --> 00:38:29,754
I hope so.
778
00:38:29,754 --> 00:38:31,255
I'm going to rip off your clothes...
779
00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:34,176
excuse me?
780
00:38:34,176 --> 00:38:37,679
Uh, ah...
781
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:40,182
Ah... n-Nothing.
782
00:38:40,182 --> 00:38:41,616
Happy pride.
783
00:38:41,616 --> 00:38:46,054
How's it going?
784
00:38:46,054 --> 00:38:49,992
I was going to ask you the same thing.
785
00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:51,994
Uh, can i, uh... can i get you a drink?
786
00:38:52,445 --> 00:38:54,197
Yeah. All right.
787
00:38:54,564 --> 00:38:58,868
Happy pride!
788
00:38:58,868 --> 00:39:00,870
I'll be glad when pride's over
789
00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:03,373
So we can all go back to being ashamed.
790
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:04,324
Oh, you're just grumpy
791
00:39:04,825 --> 00:39:05,826
'Cause you had to look after gus all day
792
00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:06,827
And no one hit on you.
793
00:39:06,827 --> 00:39:09,296
Plenty of people hit on me.
794
00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:12,299
Unfortunately, they all happened to be lesbians wanting my sperm.
795
00:39:12,299 --> 00:39:21,226
Ah, here's your chance. Not too late.
796
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,228
Where you going?
797
00:39:23,228 --> 00:39:25,730
I'm leaving you to your wicked ways.
798
00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,732
Go find a stud, ask him to dance.
799
00:39:56,263 --> 00:40:00,618
Hey, stud.
800
00:40:00,618 --> 00:40:01,619
You wanna dance?
801
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:06,974
Shut up.
802
00:40:07,475 --> 00:40:13,899
I promise you won't forget this one.
803
00:40:58,446 --> 00:41:02,951
You care to dance, sugar?
804
00:41:02,951 --> 00:41:03,952
I'd love to.
805
00:41:11,444 --> 00:41:12,912
Hey, i have all the albums.
806
00:41:13,412 --> 00:41:14,413
I love that.
807
00:41:14,413 --> 00:41:15,915
I do as well.
808
00:41:28,879 --> 00:41:30,380
Come on, mikey.
809
00:41:30,430 --> 00:41:34,980
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