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Hey.
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Oh, hi. Your mom said I could hang out.
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Hang out, hang yourself,
I really don't care.
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What's your problem?
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Oh, sorry.
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My car broke down,
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and I had to walk three miles
in these awful polyester pants.
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My thighs almost started a fire.
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You want me to look at the car?
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Well, I guess technically
it didn't break down.
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Technically, it ran out of gas.
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How does that happen?
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There's a gauge, there's a light,
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some cars go ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
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I know, I was just riding the zero.
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Help me out, is that a
sober thing or a lady thing?
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No, it's a Plunkett thing.
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When my car tells me it's out of
gas, I choose not to believe it.
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Wow, that's, I don't know
what the word is for that.
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Maybe... stupid?
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I prefer to think of it as exciting.
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A simple trip to the grocery store
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becomes a life and death adventure.
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Yeah, I'm gonna stick with stupid.
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So you need a ride somewhere?
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Well, I was gonna meet
the girls at the bistro
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- and go to a meeting.
- I'll take you.
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You sure?
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I always have plenty of gas in my car.
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Coward.
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So, how did this "riding
the zero" thing get started?
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Well, first of all,
you have to understand,
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I used to be really poor.
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Worse than now?
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'Cause you steal toilet paper from work.
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You want to hear the story or not?
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Yeah, yeah, okay. Sorry.
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One day, my gas tank was on empty,
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but I still had to get to my job.
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So, I just ignored it and it kept going.
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Eight days. It was like Hanukkah.
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You rode the zero for eight whole days?
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Kind of makes you tingle, doesn't it?
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You do know that it's
really bad for your engine.
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You're such a man.
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How about while you're at the meeting,
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I get some gas and swing by your car,
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and put a couple of gallons in it?
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Thank you, Adam.
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That's so sweet.
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My mom completely does not deserve you.
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You're not wrong.
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So listen, I need a favor.
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I've been talking with a social worker
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about my foster care application,
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and I'm supposed to get letters
of recommendation from friends
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saying that I'd be a good mom.
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So, Marjorie, I was wondering
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if you would write one for me.
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- I'd be happy to, Jill.
- Thank you.
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I would also be happy to write one.
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Well, we'll see how many I need.
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Huh. That's a strange number.
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Hello.
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Yes, this is she.
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Yes, I know Christy Plunkett.
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- Oh, my God, is she all right?
- What's going on?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, I'm on my way.
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That was the hospital.
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Christy was in a car accident.
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- What?! Is she okay?
- Oh, no!
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I don't know. Come on, I'll drive.
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Why didn't they call me?
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Check your phone, maybe
it went to voice mail.
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No, nothing.
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Oh God, what if she has amnesia
and forgot I'm her mother?
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Then there's a silver lining.
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I'm looking for Christy Plunkett.
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She was in a car accident.
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Yes, she's here. Are
you Marjorie Sponsor?
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Actually that's me, uh,
Marjorie Armstrong-PERUGIAN.
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You took Victor's name?
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Not now.
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Is she okay?
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You'll have to talk to a doctor.
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Excuse me, I'm her mother.
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Why wasn't I called?
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The EMT's checked her phone,
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and Marjorie Sponsor is
her emergency contact.
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- Here's your visitor's pass.
- Seriously?!
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She gets to go in and I don't?
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I'm only authorized to admit
the person that's on my log.
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This is crazy. I'm her mother.
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Not everyone likes their mother.
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Oh sweetie, I'm so glad you're okay.
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Get out of my way,
this is police business.
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Oh, baby.
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Hi, Mom. Are you okay?
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The doctor said I have a
concussion, but I'll be fine.
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Oh, honey, I'm so
relieved, I was terrified.
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One question, why is Marjorie
your emergency contact?
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- What?
- Bonnie, this is not the time.
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You're right, you're right.
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The important thing is that you're okay.
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What happened?
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It's all kind of fuzzy.
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I was going to the bistro and
this car came out of nowhere.
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It's just weird that the
hospital didn't call me.
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Am I in your phone as "Bonnie" or "Mom"?
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Great, you're all here.
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Christy's CT scan was
clear so she can go home.
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Oh, good.
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But she'll need rest
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and somebody's got
to keep an eye on her.
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That would be me, her mother.
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And while I may not be
her emergency contact,
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I will not leave her side until
she's completely recovered.
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Thanks, Mom. How's Adam?
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He's fine. Why?
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- He was driving the car.
- What?
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Oh, no.
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- Oh, my God.
- You didn't know that?
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No, Wendy, I didn't know
that 'cause nobody called me!
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He's just down the hall.
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Go.
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You're sure?
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I'm surrounded by doctors and nurses.
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I'm safer here than I am at home.
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I'll be right back.
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I always forget you have a job.
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- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- Oh.
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- I've been better. How's Christy?
- Oh.
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She's gonna be fine. What happened?
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Guy came out of
nowhere, I never saw him.
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Did you break your arm?
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- No, I just dislocated it.
- Oh.
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Oh, look who finally showed up.
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Danielle? What are you doing...
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What is your ex-wife doing here?
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- I'm his emergency contact.
- Oh, come on!
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Don't be upset.
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I'm sure he just never
got around to changing it.
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I'm probably still the voice
on his answering machine.
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You told me that was your mother.
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Um... can I have my soda?
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Yeah.
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I'll give it to him.
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I just talked to your doctor.
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He said they're sending you home soon.
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Great, you'll come home with me.
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Babe, I'm gonna need
to go back to my place.
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- Why?
- I'm down to one working limb here.
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I can't even take a
shower in your apartment.
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Now, will you be able to stay
with him? He's gonna need help.
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- Damn.
- What?
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I-I've got to take care of Christy.
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Aw, aren't you a good mom?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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D-Don't worry, I will
take care of this big lug,
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get him back into fighting shape.
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Is that cool with you?
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That your ex-wife is
gonna take care of you?
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I'm super-duper.
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Ah.
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And you were so sure
she was gonna flip out.
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Isn't he silly? It's...
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You all done?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you didn't eat a lot.
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You feeling okay?
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I have a headache, I'm nauseous
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and I don't remember much.
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So, kind of like I'm 20 again.
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But... I'm alone in a bed I
recognize, so that's good news.
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God, that must've been so scary for you.
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It was.
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When I was in the ambulance,
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I kept thinking about all
the things I've never done,
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all the places I've never been.
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Europe?
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Actually, Orlando.
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All right, the doctor said
I'm supposed to ask you
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these questions to make sure
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you're recovering from the concussion.
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Now... what is your name?
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Christy Jolene Plunkett.
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Okay. What is the name of this place?
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Earth?
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I'll accept that.
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What day of the week is it?
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- I don't know.
- I don't, either.
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And the final question,
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why the hell aren't I
your emergency contact?!
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What?
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You programmed Marjorie
into your phone.
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I don't remember your giant
head poking out of her patooch.
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I changed it when you relapsed,
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and I guess I never got
around to changing it back.
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Oh. So it used to be me?
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- Well...
- Oh!
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Come on, man.
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- I am great in an emergency.
- I'll change it, I'll change it.
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No, I don't want you to change it
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'cause I made you.
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I want you to change
it 'cause you trust me.
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I totally trust you.
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Good, 'cause I'm not
the person I used to be.
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I know that.
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And if the people who used to know me
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weren't all dead or in
jail, they'd be amazed.
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And yet you're alive and walk free.
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- What's that?
- I love you.
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I love you, too.
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All right then, I'm
gonna give Adam a call
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and see how he's doing.
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Please tell him I'm sorry.
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None of this would've happened
if I had put gas in my car.
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Ah, riding the zero.
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Yep.
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How many days you get?
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- Four.
- Respect.
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Hey, remember when we
drove that old Buick Skylark
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from Denver to Salt Lake
with nothing in the tank?
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Well, to be fair, we were
going down a mountain.
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Mountain my ass, it was a miracle.
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Adam's phone.
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Danielle.
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Could I please speak
with Adam on Adam's phone?
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Oh, Adam was right,
you really are a hoot.
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Uh, unfortunately,
he's sleeping right now.
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Uh-huh. So, you gonna head out?
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No, we decided that I should
stay tonight, you know,
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in case he needs help using
the bathroom or bathing.
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Bathing?
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He had a car accident, he
didn't fall in a mud puddle.
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Bonnie, I'm sleeping on the couch,
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you have nothing to worry about.
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Oh sweetie, I wasn't worried.
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- Oh, good. Bye-bye.
- Wait, I...
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Hello?
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Damn it.
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- Mom?
- Oops. I'm here, baby!
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Hey there, sleepyhead.
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Aah...
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What are you doing here?
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Just taking care of you while your mom
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pees a circle around her boyfriend.
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What?
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Okay. Now, I've got
some concussion questions
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I'm supposed to ask you.
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What is your name?
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Christy Jolene Plunkett.
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- Your middle name's Jolene?
- Yes.
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Then why the hell do you go by Christy?
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00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,571
'Cause Jolene's stupid.
258
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,717
Oh, well I guess my dead
grandma's name is stupid then.
259
00:11:30,803 --> 00:11:32,685
Wait, where's my mom?
260
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,593
Hey! I'm asking the questions here.
261
00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:39,063
What is the name of this place?
262
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,310
Orlando.
263
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:44,076
So now, where's my mom?
264
00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:46,778
She's at Adam's. She
asked me to fill in,
265
00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,229
which is great, because
it gives me a chance
266
00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:50,532
to use what I'm learning
in my mommy classes.
267
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,739
Okay.
268
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,906
I don't think I like your tone.
269
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,292
I'm sorry, I just meant that...
270
00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:02,982
I know what you meant.
271
00:12:03,147 --> 00:12:05,147
You still don't think
I'd be a good mother.
272
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,715
No, I'm just kind of waking up.
273
00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:09,384
I can read between the lines.
274
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:10,418
What lines?
275
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,646
The lines we draw when
we hurt each other!
276
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,404
I think I might be in danger.
277
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:25,654
Adam?
278
00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,351
It's open!
279
00:12:27,604 --> 00:12:29,187
That's when you had
280
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:31,990
that stupid Smokey and
the Bandit mustache.
281
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:35,326
That was a Magnum
mustache and you loved it.
282
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,195
Hey, baby.
283
00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:39,490
Ah, am I interrupting happy hour?
284
00:12:39,515 --> 00:12:41,515
Oh, no, we'll just keep drinking.
285
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,123
Danielle made martinis.
286
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,257
I took a pain pill, they say you
shouldn't mix them with alcohol,
287
00:12:49,259 --> 00:12:51,045
but they were wrong.
288
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,545
Hey, I know I can't
get you one of these,
289
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,514
but would you like
something non-alcoholic,
290
00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:59,357
like, maybe a juice box?
291
00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,887
No. Thanks.
292
00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:04,896
I just came to see my boyfriend.
293
00:13:04,921 --> 00:13:06,295
That's me.
294
00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,029
Okay.
295
00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:15,283
So I'm assuming you're feeling better.
296
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:19,264
Oh yeah. I took a nap and then
Danielle gave me a sponge bath.
297
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,372
All of you?
298
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:23,157
Oh, relax, I mean, it's not like
299
00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:25,627
there's anything there
that I haven't already seen.
300
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:28,463
It's not seeing it I'm worried
about, it's polishing it.
301
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:34,002
- Not funny.
- Not funny.
302
00:13:34,004 --> 00:13:36,004
Listen, if you have to get back
303
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:37,722
to your daughter, everything's
under control here.
304
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,725
One of my friends is watching
her, I can hang for a while.
305
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,389
Hey, I got an idea.
306
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:46,548
Why don't you two give
each other a sponge bob...
307
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,100
... and I'll watch.
308
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,850
Mm-mm.
309
00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:03,302
This is one terrific sandwich.
310
00:14:03,327 --> 00:14:05,260
This is the kind of
sandwich that would make
311
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:09,021
any adult or child
feel very, very loved.
312
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:12,123
Give me a break, it's grilled cheese.
313
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,490
Oh, okay, that answers
one of my questions.
314
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,639
Come on, Jill, I didn't
mean to upset you.
315
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,831
I was just mad 'cause my mom left.
316
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:26,156
And now I realize I'm better off.
317
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:28,502
Really?
318
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,585
Yeah. You think she would've
319
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,110
made me a grilled cheese sandwich
320
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:34,662
then let me watch her play Candy Crush?
321
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:38,709
Thank you, Christy Jo.
322
00:14:39,606 --> 00:14:42,390
I guess I'm a little
extra vulnerable right now.
323
00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:44,725
This foster process is kind of grueling.
324
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,685
So many hoops to jump through.
325
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,710
It's, like, give me the
damn kid, you dimwits.
326
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,838
I get it.
327
00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:55,466
I mean, here I am,
recovering from a head injury,
328
00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:57,719
and you're the one having a tough time.
329
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,087
Right?
330
00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:02,673
You comfy? Do you need anything?
331
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:05,760
- I am a little cold.
- Really? I'm warm.
332
00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:07,611
I'll open the window.
333
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,149
If you're looking for your
drink, I moved it over there.
334
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,156
How thoughtful.
335
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,540
Oh, I see we lost Adam.
336
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,494
Yeah, opiates and alcohol
will do that to a person.
337
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,439
Not me or Keith Richards,
but we're gifted that way.
338
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,422
You can run along now,
I'll put him to bed.
339
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,731
No, I promised him I'd stay and
I would never break a promise.
340
00:15:51,756 --> 00:15:52,767
Uh-huh.
341
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,212
Unless it was a marriage vow.
342
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:03,151
- So that's how you're gonna play it?
- I'll play it any way you want.
343
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,787
Fine.
344
00:16:17,705 --> 00:16:21,939
You realize that whoever
wins this gets him.
345
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,261
Jill, I appreciate your help,
346
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:32,830
but I can go to the bathroom by myself.
347
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,228
Don't forget to wash your hands.
348
00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:36,744
I got it!
349
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,357
- Christy, I'm worried.
- About what?
350
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:45,642
I'm not sure I'm cut out to be a mother.
351
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,166
Why would you say that?
352
00:16:47,363 --> 00:16:49,363
It's just that I've been here all day
353
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:52,400
taking care of you, and
frankly, it's kind of tedious.
354
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,416
And a little icky.
355
00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,959
- Trust me, you're overthinking it.
- Hands.
356
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:03,345
Okay.
357
00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:08,337
People make parenting
seem so fulfilling.
358
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:10,520
What people are you talking about?
359
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,580
Facebook people,
360
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,517
Instagram people,
361
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,296
Kelly Ripa.
362
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:22,813
Well, no one's gonna
post a video of their kid
363
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:24,695
finger-painting with dog poop.
364
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,992
Does that happen?
365
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:30,321
It's most of what happens.
366
00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,351
Then why do people do it?
367
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:35,695
This might be the concussion talking,
368
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,803
but... 'cause it's worth it.
369
00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:41,666
It's 60% hard work, 40% joy...
370
00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,898
Your numbers may vary... but...
371
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,854
it makes you feel like
your life's worth something.
372
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:49,013
So you really think I can do this?
373
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,642
I know you can do it.
374
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:54,421
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
375
00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,796
Now get some rest.
376
00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:01,665
- Christy?
- Yeah?
377
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,248
Leave the light on.
378
00:18:04,023 --> 00:18:05,856
How about I leave the hall light on
379
00:18:05,858 --> 00:18:07,441
and keep the door open a crack?
380
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:08,776
Deal.
381
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,082
She's right.
382
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,859
I'm gonna make a great mom.
383
00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:22,484
- You comfy?
- Mm-hmm.
384
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,899
- You have enough pillows?
- Yep.
385
00:18:24,924 --> 00:18:27,522
- You love me?
- I do.
386
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:29,463
Then why am I not your
emergency contact?!
387
00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:33,601
Ow.
388
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,729
Okay, Danielle, here's the deal.
389
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:48,424
I'm going to hire someone
to take care of Adam.
390
00:18:48,449 --> 00:18:51,433
Ideally, a large Filipino man.
391
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,362
Are you really so
threatened that you'd rather
392
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,120
have a stranger tending to him?
393
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:57,145
I'm not threatened. You're threatened.
394
00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:00,870
- Why would I be threatened?
- Because I'm threatening you.
395
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,784
Oh, honey.
396
00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:06,789
You don't want to do that.
397
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,324
Oh, yeah, yeah. Adam told me
398
00:19:08,326 --> 00:19:10,370
you were in the Army
a million years ago,
399
00:19:10,395 --> 00:19:12,987
so I'm sure you're really
great at making a bed.
400
00:19:14,249 --> 00:19:16,382
But I have been beating
snot out of people
401
00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:18,487
since grade school and
I'm really in the mood
402
00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:20,295
to beat the snot...
403
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,787
What just happened?
404
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:32,143
You two girls getting along out there?
405
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:37,448
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