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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How was work?
- I hate the lunch shift.
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It's always foreign
tourists, and they never tip.
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Some day when I have
money, I'm gonna travel
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to all their countries and
stiff every last one of 'em.
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My day sucked, too.
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I went to 3A to fix his ceiling fan,
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and he doesn't know my name.
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Can you believe 3A doesn't know my name?
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Where'd the fancy cookies come from?
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I swiped 'em from Adam's.
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I was particularly generous last
night, so I figured he owed me.
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It really is tit for
tat with you, isn't it?
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- Yummy.
- Let me try.
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Mmm. They are yummy.
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There's an interesting
flavor in the background.
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- Is it mint?
- I don't think so.
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Carob?
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No.
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Carob's more like crappy chocolate.
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Oh.
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Maybe they're gluten-free.
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Ugh. People ask for gluten-free
at the restaurant all the time.
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I always lie and say I watched
the chef de-glute it myself.
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What is gluten anyway?
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If I'm not mistaken,
it's a chemical compound
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derived from the ass of the wheat plant,
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which is the glute.
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Why do you make up facts?
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Why can't you just say, "I don't know"?
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I don't know.
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You realize I was, like, 20 years old
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before I found out carrots
don't make your hair grow?
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I got you to eat carrots, didn't I?
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My point is my whole life,
you did nothing but lie to me.
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I lied 'cause I love you.
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You lied because you're Bonnie Plunkett.
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Oh, honey, I'm not
really Bonnie Plunkett.
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I knew it!
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Your skin is so amazing.
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It's like... porcelain...
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but not toilet porcelain.
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Tea cup porcelain.
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I love your voice.
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It is so soothing.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes I just listen to myself...
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... and I'm soothed.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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I was just hit by an
intense wave of love for you.
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You're my mom!
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Get in here.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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Of course.
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What would chairs look like
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if our knees bent the other way?
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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That was the best
shower of my entire life.
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I felt every drop of water
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meander down my body in little rivulets.
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Rivulets.
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Great word.
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Look at this.
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Rivulets.
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What?
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This courtyard is a missed opportunity.
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You're right.
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What?
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This should be a transitional space.
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I mean, you're out there
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in the world,
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you're stressed, you're worried.
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And before you get to your apartment,
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you have to walk through here.
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Something should whisper...
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"You're almost home."
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Wind chimes?
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Yes! Wind chimes!
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Ooh, Adam has some
hanging on his balcony.
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I'll do something tricky
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with my tongue and an
ice cube and take 'em.
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I bet you're gonna marry him.
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I bet I am, too.
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Oh, God.
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You're gonna marry Adam, and
I'm gonna be here all alone.
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That's not true.
You're not gonna be able
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to afford this place without me.
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You're right.
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I'm sad now.
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Me, too.
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I know.
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Let's skip.
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- Skip?
- Yeah.
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It's impossible to be
sad if you're skipping.
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Hey! It's working!
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Come on.
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What is that?
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- Skipping.
- No, it's not.
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That's a w...
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Woman having a seizure.
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How can you not know how to skip?
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My mother never taught me!
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Shame on her!
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Now, step.
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Hop. Step.
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Hop. Step.
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Hop.
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- Step. Hop.
- Hop.
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- Step. Hop.
- Hop.
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- Step. Hop. Step.
- Oh.
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- Oh!
- Step! Hop!
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Look at me! I got it! Oh!
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I can skip! I can skip!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, we better go to the meeting.
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Let's skip there!
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We so have to do that.
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We forgot our purses.
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4,007, 4,008, 4,009, 4,010.
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4,010 skips from our
apartment to the meeting.
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And for every one of them, I
wish that I had a sports bra.
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Oh.
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I mean, I keep waiting
for my life to get easier,
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but these last few weeks, I feel like
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I've been in a
bottomless pit of sadness.
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She should skip.
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Anyway,
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sorry for being such a downer lately.
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Thanks for listening.
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Who else would like to share?
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Hi. I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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First of all, I want to
apologize for being late 'cause
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you are all very important to me.
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Even this woman who
I've never seen before.
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- What is your name?
- June.
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You are very important to me,
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and that is a lovely name.
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Thank you?
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That hasn't been the
case for most of my life.
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I was important to me.
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My daughter, of course, sometimes,
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was important to me,
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but not much else.
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But this...
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This...
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This is important to me.
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And I guess it's kind
of hitting me right now
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as I'm talking in my soothing voice.
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Two years into my fifth time
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getting sober,
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I finally get it.
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I want to be here.
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And for that, I need to thank you.
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And you and you and you and you
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and June.
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I'd like to follow that if I may.
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Okay.
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Hi. I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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Picking up on what she said,
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I want to talk about what
I had for lunch today.
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I usually just get a green salad,
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but today, I got a
Chinese chicken salad.
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Which I've always been
suspicious of because,
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how does a Mandarin
orange work in a salad?
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But here's the thing... it does.
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And so do the cashews.
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And so do the wontons.
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You see where I'm going here, man.
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If an orange and a cashew
can work together in a salad,
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why can't different kinds of people
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work together in the world?
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I made her.
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Now, you're probably wondering,
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"Why a salad? Why not soup?"
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And to that I say, don't
get hung up on the metaphor.
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I could do this whole thing
all over again with soup.
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You keep coming back, June.
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Thank you.
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Remember what I told you.
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Right.
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I love that woman!
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Where's Marjorie?
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She and Victor went out to dinner
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for their wedding anniversary.
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Oh! Oh, that is so nice.
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That means they'll be
having old-people sex.
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Ugh.
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Damn it!
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All the cupcakes are gone.
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How the hell am I supposed to
stay sober without cupcakes?
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Relax. I've got artishional cookies.
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Artisanal.
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I think it's artishional.
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I know for a fact it's artisanal.
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I don't like your blouse.
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Ooh, I'll take one.
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Give me. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I'm gonna sponsor June.
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Well, I think we can all agree.
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Jill has the most awesome hands.
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Totally.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Those hands are going on Instagram.
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I've never washed a dish.
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Okay, three orders of
bacon chili cheese fries.
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Yay!
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Mm. It's Adam. How do I look?
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Hang on.
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Go.
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Hello.
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Hi. Uh, when you were over earlier,
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you didn't happen to take a
bag of cookies home, did you?
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Why are you talking so fast?
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Okay, so you took them and you ate them.
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We all did.
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Who's "we"?
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Me, Wendy, Jill, Christy and Wendy.
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Oh, boy. Where are you?
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We're at the bistro.
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Hey, you remember FM radio?
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Don't I sound like FM radio?
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Up next, "Nights in White Satin""
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I'm coming right over.
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I-I need to talk to you in person.
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Wait, wait, wait, you're not
breaking up with me, are you?
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Is he breaking up with you on the phone?
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That is messed up, Adam!
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I'm not breaking up with
you. Just-just stay put.
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I'll be right there.
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Okay. Bye.
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What's going on?
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Adam's breaking up with me.
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This sounds like a job for skipping.
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Uh-huh.
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I guess we're skipping now.
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Let's go.
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Hi, this is Bonnie Plunkett.
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My patience is limited. Go.
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Bonnie, it's Adam. You
weren't at the restaurant.
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Where are you? Please,
please call me back.
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Eat my dust!
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Oh, come on, wait up!
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Oh, dear God.
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You know, I learned how to
masturbate on one of these.
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- When you were little?
- No, just now.
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Bonnie.
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Oh, no, Adam's here. Quick,
everyone close your eyes
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so he can't see me.
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Can't see me.
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Honey,
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honey, we need to talk.
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Don't break up with
my mom. She loves you.
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And you make her nicer!
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And she loves you!
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I'm not here to break up with you,
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but we do need to talk. Alone.
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- Ooh...
- Ooh...
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Jill, hold on to her horse
so it doesn't get away.
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So we're okay?
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I am.
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Honey, listen...
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Mm-mm.
Time-out.
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Are you sure? The little horse
already did half the work.
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There's something that
I have to tell you.
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00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:01,019
Okay, but, first, I want
to tell you something.
270
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,416
Christy and I have decided
271
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:06,476
that you and I are gonna get married.
272
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,774
I'm excited about it.
273
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:10,597
She's still struggling.
274
00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,753
Let's put a pin in that.
275
00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:15,433
Here's the thing...
276
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,087
the cookies you took from my house
277
00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:18,562
were filled with pot.
278
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,878
- What?
- Yeah.
279
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:27,080
No. That's not possible.
280
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:31,728
I know what pot tastes like and
those did not taste like pot.
281
00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:33,336
Maybe carob.
282
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,962
I'm really sorry, babe. I really am.
283
00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:38,556
No!
284
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,175
You've got to be wrong.
285
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,900
There's no way.
286
00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:51,126
Oh, my God, we're totally high.
287
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,856
I can't believe this.
288
00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:02,611
Three years of sobriety
erased, just like that.
289
00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:05,298
I had five years and seven months!
290
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,658
Do you guys realize that we
relapsed in our AA meeting?
291
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:15,892
How can you be laughing right now?
292
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,450
I don't know.
293
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,955
I'm trying to cry, but
this is what's happening.
294
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:23,080
This is all your fault!
295
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:24,271
What did I do?
296
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:25,619
You knew what those cookies were.
297
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,803
You just wanted to get high
and take us down with you!
298
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,661
Are you out of your mind?
299
00:15:29,686 --> 00:15:31,186
You honestly think I would do that
300
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,294
to my daughter, to my friends?
301
00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,119
I think you're capable of anything!
302
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,927
I don't even know your real name!
303
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:40,294
Let me tell you something:
if I was gonna relapse,
304
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,455
I wouldn't do it on
something as lame as pot!
305
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,313
And I certainly wouldn't share!
306
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:47,041
All right, everybody
just take a deep breath.
307
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,298
Everything's gonna be fine.
308
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,239
And what the hell is wrong with you?
309
00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:52,348
How do you leave drugs around
when you're dating an addict?
310
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,751
I didn't leave them around.
311
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:56,277
They were in the cabinet
behind my pots and pans!
312
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:57,301
I thought you hid them there
313
00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,492
'cause you didn't want me to eat them.
314
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,100
I didn't want you to eat them!
315
00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:03,391
I'm gonna have to go back to rehab.
316
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,228
At least you can afford rehab!
317
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:06,586
You know what, in a couple hours
318
00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:07,777
this is all gonna be over,
319
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,626
let's all just calm down.
320
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,291
Don't tell us to calm down!
321
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,926
You don't know what we just lost
322
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,837
or how hard it's gonna be to start over!
323
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,014
So just shut up!
324
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,367
Shut up!
325
00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:19,439
I'm sorry.
326
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,869
I think we're being followed.
327
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,724
Thank you for coming.
328
00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,080
I'm in way over my head.
329
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:31,694
No problem.
330
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:32,812
Little problem.
331
00:16:32,814 --> 00:16:34,314
We were in the middle
of a romantic dinner.
332
00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:35,482
Victor, please.
333
00:16:35,484 --> 00:16:37,689
I already took the
pill, now it's wasted.
334
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,955
Hi, girls. How we doing?
335
00:16:43,074 --> 00:16:45,041
Bad. Really bad.
336
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,330
I begged you not to answer your phone.
337
00:16:47,662 --> 00:16:49,103
Go make coffee.
338
00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:51,828
Happy anniversary to me.
339
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:54,884
Marjorie, I'm really high
340
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:56,469
and I'm scared it's never gonna end.
341
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,971
I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job.
342
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,172
They drug test us!
343
00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:01,975
We lost our sobriety. We
all have to start over.
344
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,510
Okay, let's calm down.
345
00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:04,644
Don't say "calm down."
346
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,689
Christy does not like "calm down."
347
00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:10,462
- Go help with the coffee.
- Yes, ma'am.
348
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,663
Okay, now, none of you had any idea
349
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,738
there was pot in those cookies, right?
350
00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:18,689
Right!
351
00:17:19,194 --> 00:17:21,528
So, this was an accident.
352
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:23,892
This was not a choice anybody made.
353
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:27,250
Therefore, no one has
lost their sobriety.
354
00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:29,586
I sure feel like I lost it.
355
00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:31,421
It feels like a death in the family.
356
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,122
Sugar or Splenda?
357
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,462
I'll just bring both.
358
00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:41,297
Look, this sort of thing happens.
359
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:44,767
I had 11 years, I was
on a cruise to Mexico,
360
00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:46,803
I ordered a virgin piƱa colada,
361
00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:49,055
I took a big gulp and realized
362
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:51,107
it was as much a virgin as I was.
363
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:53,526
So what did you do?
364
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:54,944
I called the waitress
365
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,479
an unfortunate name...
366
00:17:56,955 --> 00:17:59,115
A series of names, really...
367
00:18:00,318 --> 00:18:02,068
but I didn't take another sip.
368
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:05,238
And that was it? You
didn't beat yourself up?
369
00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:07,874
What for? It was an accident.
370
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,243
I did try to make
amends to the waitress,
371
00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:13,415
but she was so shook up,
she jumped ship in Cancun.
372
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:17,250
What if I wake up
tomorrow and I want to use?
373
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:19,385
Then you call me, you
go to your meetings,
374
00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:22,221
you do what you've been doing
for the past three years.
375
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,058
I'm still so sad that this happened.
376
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,643
Well that's a good thing.
377
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,095
It shows how much your
sobriety means to you.
378
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:32,231
Christy, you're gonna be okay.
379
00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:34,582
Thanks, Marjorie.
380
00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:41,941
Bad news, Jill.
381
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,993
Marjorie has the most awesome hands.
382
00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:47,447
How is that possible? Let me see!
383
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,283
You all right?
384
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:52,142
Been better.
385
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,171
Sure different than it used to be.
386
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:56,384
Yeah.
387
00:18:57,774 --> 00:19:00,191
I did like you teaching me how to skip.
388
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,754
I liked it, too.
389
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,561
I'm sorry I blamed
you for what happened.
390
00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:07,486
Thank you.
391
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,970
But in all fairness, it is your fault.
392
00:19:16,269 --> 00:19:18,519
Who the hell is June?
393
00:19:28,494 --> 00:19:30,033
So how are the girls?
394
00:19:30,058 --> 00:19:33,359
Good. We went to three
meetings in the last 24 hours.
395
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:35,171
We cried about it at the first meeting,
396
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,973
laughed about it at the
second, and by the third,
397
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,891
we were back to bitching about men.
398
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,728
That wasn't a joke.
399
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,682
Again, I am so sorry.
400
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,317
It's okay.
401
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:49,798
I love you.
402
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:52,267
I love you, too.
403
00:19:54,673 --> 00:19:56,325
Hey, one other thing.
404
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,027
When we were in the
park the other night,
405
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,142
you said something about
our relationship that...
406
00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:03,670
It kind of caught me
off guard a little bit.
407
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:05,212
Did I?
408
00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,290
You did.
409
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,665
Hmm.
410
00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:14,376
Well, I was pretty high.
411
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,353
You say things when you're high.
412
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:19,756
It doesn't mean anything.
413
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,595
Okay.
414
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:25,935
Then it's forgotten.
415
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,106
- Good.
- Yeah.
416
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:29,776
- You want to watch TV?
- I do. I mean, sure.
417
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,150
Stupid pot.
418
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:43,025
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