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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,339 --> 00:00:10,553 Oh, shit. Check out Pops. 2 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:12,363 Bitch got his nose wide open. 3 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:14,370 - Shut up. - You know Double M has got game. 4 00:00:14,372 --> 00:00:15,865 Shut up! 5 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:19,111 I-I like ol-ol-ol-old older women. 6 00:00:19,113 --> 00:00:24,300 I-I-I mean, I like women in... in... in... in general. 7 00:00:24,302 --> 00:00:26,956 Have you even seen a vagina before? 8 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:30,020 You... You mean in... in real life? 9 00:00:30,022 --> 00:00:32,821 Like a... like a br-breathing one? 10 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:36,237 All right, I'm gonna take that as a "no." 11 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:37,637 I would never hit on her anyways, 12 00:00:37,639 --> 00:00:39,128 you know, she's a newcomer. 13 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,029 But you're... you're you're a new... newcomer. 14 00:00:41,031 --> 00:00:44,598 No. I'm a retread, so that's technically different. 15 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,506 Homey like his shorties to' up from the flo' up, 16 00:00:46,508 --> 00:00:47,905 you know what I'm talking 'bout? 17 00:00:47,907 --> 00:00:49,475 Aren't you from Brentwood? 18 00:00:49,477 --> 00:00:50,665 Don't be hatin'! 19 00:00:54,217 --> 00:00:56,411 Uh... my... 20 00:00:56,413 --> 00:00:59,288 ex-husband was this... 21 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:02,130 big music guy, and... 22 00:01:02,132 --> 00:01:04,896 he always went to these glamorous parties. 23 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,944 But he made it pretty clear 24 00:01:06,946 --> 00:01:10,772 that I wasn't glam enough to go with him. 25 00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:12,897 You know, like, I had... 26 00:01:12,899 --> 00:01:14,761 aged out. 27 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,924 Um, but I went with him anyway, you know, just to... 28 00:01:19,926 --> 00:01:22,334 shame him. 29 00:01:22,336 --> 00:01:25,807 I had to drink to get dressed. 30 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:28,238 I had to drink to get in the car. 31 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,027 I had to drink to get out of the car, 32 00:01:31,029 --> 00:01:33,505 and then whenever we got to where we were going, 33 00:01:33,507 --> 00:01:36,931 I had to throw up, of course. 34 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:39,834 Uh, my favorite thing... 35 00:01:39,836 --> 00:01:42,390 was to throw up on the host. 36 00:01:42,392 --> 00:01:44,142 Yeah, I was 37 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:47,554 really into host-vomiting. 38 00:01:47,556 --> 00:01:51,202 I once, uh, puked in Chris Hardwick's hair. 39 00:01:52,859 --> 00:01:55,058 One day, I was pulled over by the cops... 40 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:59,690 on the way to a liquor store. 41 00:01:59,692 --> 00:02:04,284 Yeah. I was going 90 in a school zone 42 00:02:04,286 --> 00:02:05,830 in my underwear. 43 00:02:05,832 --> 00:02:07,262 That's ki-ki-kind of hot. 44 00:02:07,264 --> 00:02:08,483 Shut up. 45 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:12,754 So, you know, that was my... 46 00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:16,027 moment of clarity. 47 00:02:16,029 --> 00:02:19,017 And I realized that if I didn't stop, I'd die. 48 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:21,704 But... 49 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:25,136 just not fast enough. 50 00:02:27,751 --> 00:02:29,947 Wow, yeah. That was, uh... 51 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,379 You really laid it out up there. 52 00:02:31,381 --> 00:02:33,171 That was great. 53 00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:34,536 I'm serious. 54 00:02:34,538 --> 00:02:36,544 Y-You think so? 55 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:37,573 Yeah. 56 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,942 Oh, my God, I feel like an idiot. 57 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:42,053 Yeah, well, that'll pass... 58 00:02:42,055 --> 00:02:45,146 you know, after a couple of years. 59 00:02:45,148 --> 00:02:47,133 Ugh! 60 00:02:47,135 --> 00:02:48,663 Hey, do you have a cigarette? 61 00:02:48,665 --> 00:02:50,161 Uh, yeah. 62 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:54,893 Thank you. 63 00:03:00,321 --> 00:03:02,695 Your first time smoking or... 64 00:03:02,697 --> 00:03:03,753 Just starting. 65 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:05,636 Oh, okay. 66 00:03:05,638 --> 00:03:08,355 You know, everybody needs something, right? 67 00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:09,522 Yes, definitely. 68 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:14,343 My first sponsor used to say, "Don't get too well, too soon." 69 00:03:14,345 --> 00:03:16,749 He ended up drinking but... 70 00:03:16,751 --> 00:03:17,767 Oh. 71 00:03:17,769 --> 00:03:19,498 ...he's back. He's back. 72 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,062 - But, you know, you get the idea. - Yeah. 73 00:03:22,064 --> 00:03:23,317 Jesus. 74 00:03:23,319 --> 00:03:26,165 Is everybody in this place 10? 75 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:29,305 I feel like the only one who's not getting an allowance. 76 00:03:29,307 --> 00:03:32,770 On the upside, we're the only ones here not using acne drugs. 77 00:03:36,908 --> 00:03:39,753 Oh, yeah? 78 00:03:39,755 --> 00:03:42,216 Yeah. 79 00:03:42,218 --> 00:03:43,972 Do you want to go somewhere? 80 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,352 Start making out like teenagers? 81 00:03:49,142 --> 00:03:50,735 Yeah. 82 00:03:50,737 --> 00:03:51,701 Yeah, I do. 83 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:53,662 - Yeah? - Yeah. 84 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:55,987 Ohh. 85 00:03:55,989 --> 00:03:57,622 Ah! 86 00:03:57,624 --> 00:03:59,339 This is so lame, I-I... 87 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:02,704 I'm... I-I really have to concentrate on my sobriety. 88 00:04:02,706 --> 00:04:05,692 I... I can't even believe I just said that. 89 00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:07,178 I... 90 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,369 Yes, I do. 91 00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:10,146 I have to... 92 00:04:10,148 --> 00:04:11,509 - go. I have to go. - Okay. 93 00:04:11,511 --> 00:04:15,246 - Oh. That's just... - I'm sorry, I gotta. 94 00:04:22,666 --> 00:04:24,153 - What's up? - Hey. Mm-mm. 95 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,138 I don't think I have to tell you this, but there's no sex here. 96 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,868 I know that. I was just talkin' to her. 97 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,502 I assume you've heard of the 13th step? 98 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:37,203 Sleeping with newcomers? 99 00:04:37,205 --> 00:04:40,074 Yeah, of course, it's how I got through my first year sober. 100 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:43,113 All the Al-Anon chicks wanted to fix me. 101 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:44,540 This isn't a joke, Marc. 102 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,395 I saw the way you were talking to Natalie. 103 00:04:46,397 --> 00:04:48,880 You know, she's in a very vulnerable place. 104 00:04:48,882 --> 00:04:51,245 I know that. I'm... I'm not a monster. 105 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,445 I'm not saying you are. 106 00:04:52,447 --> 00:04:55,225 It's perfectly normal to switch one addiction for another. 107 00:04:55,227 --> 00:04:59,292 Wait, somebody puts her hand on my leg and now I'm a sex addict? 108 00:04:59,294 --> 00:05:01,955 Just keep an eye on it. 109 00:05:01,957 --> 00:05:03,562 All right, look, I... I'm sorry. 110 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,154 I'm just squirrelly, you know? 111 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:08,979 The gravity of my situation is, like, coming down on me. 112 00:05:08,981 --> 00:05:13,054 And it was nice to get a little attention from a hot, broken lady. 113 00:05:13,056 --> 00:05:14,820 You know what I mean? That doesn't happen too often 114 00:05:14,822 --> 00:05:17,121 when you live in a storage unit. 115 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,398 Just watch yourself. 116 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,485 And don't take advantage of her. 117 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:27,295 What if we mutually take advantage of each other and don't go all the way? 118 00:05:27,297 --> 00:05:29,224 Are you seriously asking me that? 119 00:05:29,226 --> 00:05:32,248 I think I'm trying to start a negotiation. 120 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,041 Well, it's non-negotiable. 121 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:37,605 I will throw you out of here if I catch you having sex. 122 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:45,644 What about, um, you know, over the pants? 123 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,046 Okay. 124 00:05:52,504 --> 00:05:54,879 Wow. This place is depressing. 125 00:05:54,881 --> 00:05:56,882 I need a drink just being around these people. 126 00:05:56,884 --> 00:06:00,249 It's rehab, Dave. No one comes in on a winning streak. 127 00:06:00,251 --> 00:06:04,930 Well... I'm just glad you're getting help, right? That's the important thing. 128 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,081 Oh, hey. 129 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:10,468 - What's that? - Some new clothes. 130 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,576 I mean, you're getting out of here eventually, right? 131 00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:15,401 Yeah, that's the plan. 132 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:18,046 Wow. That's really nice of you, man. 133 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:19,238 Thank you. 134 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,474 What, did you take friend lessons while I've been in here? 135 00:06:21,476 --> 00:06:23,613 Ha. 136 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:26,997 So what else have you been doing, I mean, besides this? 137 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:29,163 Besides not doing drugs? 138 00:06:29,165 --> 00:06:31,110 I've been thinking about not doing drugs. 139 00:06:31,112 --> 00:06:32,721 I've been thinking about other things, about life. 140 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:36,485 I just, you know... hey, I'm just, you know, I'm thinking. 141 00:06:36,487 --> 00:06:38,671 Yeah. Yeah, o'course you are. 142 00:06:38,673 --> 00:06:41,871 What about you? What's going on? 143 00:06:41,873 --> 00:06:43,981 Oh, yeah, you... you didn't hear, did you? 144 00:06:43,983 --> 00:06:45,189 Hear what? 145 00:06:45,191 --> 00:06:47,143 How great things are going. 146 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,772 I, uh... married a super-rich woman. 147 00:06:50,774 --> 00:06:52,761 She's actually a brain surgeon, if you can believe that. 148 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:54,646 Yeah. 149 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:55,866 Okay. I can't believe that. 150 00:06:55,868 --> 00:06:59,072 And we've got a giant house, and... 151 00:06:59,074 --> 00:07:01,143 I don't know if I mentioned I got a TV deal. 152 00:07:01,145 --> 00:07:02,311 My own show. 153 00:07:02,313 --> 00:07:03,988 No. 154 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,989 It is actually insane how great things are going. 155 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:09,555 - Yeah. - Well, that's great. 156 00:07:09,557 --> 00:07:11,228 I'm really... I'm really happy for you, man. 157 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,719 I know. 158 00:07:12,721 --> 00:07:14,373 It's okay you can't believe me. 159 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,364 - That's fine. - Mm. 160 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:18,893 It's almost like the worse your life gets, the better mine does. 161 00:07:18,895 --> 00:07:21,226 All right, uh, I gotta go. 162 00:07:21,228 --> 00:07:23,532 We are auditioning sidekicks today. 163 00:07:23,534 --> 00:07:25,163 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 164 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:29,621 That is a very specific element for a lie. 165 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:30,990 It is, isn't it? 166 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,646 - Yes. - Yeah. 167 00:07:34,159 --> 00:07:37,323 Aside from that and the whole brain surgeon thing, 168 00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:40,112 I might have believed you. It was a good one. It was a good... it was funny. 169 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:41,604 Thanks. Hey, I thought it was worth a shot. 170 00:07:41,606 --> 00:07:43,234 Yeah. 171 00:07:43,236 --> 00:07:46,114 And, uh, if I wanted to get really specific, 172 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:47,949 I would mention my wife bought this 173 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:50,566 as a celebration for when she successfully 174 00:07:50,568 --> 00:07:53,822 separated Siamese twins who were connected at the head. 175 00:07:53,824 --> 00:07:54,706 Huh? 176 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,148 Wait... wait. 177 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:59,199 Did I... did I just enter an alternate universe? 178 00:07:59,201 --> 00:08:02,062 Ugh, I am so over auditioning people. 179 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:05,668 Just actors, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 180 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:09,020 Hey, good luck with the whole thinking thing, all right? 181 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,780 You need anything, you give me a call, champ. 182 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 183 00:08:20,231 --> 00:08:21,606 What? 184 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:23,843 You think I want to have sex with Dave, too? 185 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:25,429 I don't know. You might. 186 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,039 Whatcha drawin'? 187 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:39,792 This is a suit of armor filled with pudding. 188 00:08:39,794 --> 00:08:40,825 - Mm. - You get it? 189 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:43,240 It's, um, hard on the outside 190 00:08:43,242 --> 00:08:46,058 and... and mushy on the inside. 191 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,451 I like pudding. 192 00:08:47,453 --> 00:08:49,239 Mmm. Okay. 193 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,988 Natalie, you know... 194 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,224 Don't worry, Chris talked to me, too. 195 00:08:54,053 --> 00:08:55,127 Just trying to cheer you up. 196 00:08:55,129 --> 00:08:57,683 - Mm. - You look depressed. 197 00:08:57,685 --> 00:08:59,571 Yeah, well, I got some pretty bad news. 198 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:03,624 Um, my good friend is doing well. 199 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,146 Oh. 200 00:09:05,148 --> 00:09:06,354 I totally get that. 201 00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:08,798 Ohh. 202 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,341 And, uh, where are you at? 203 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:11,769 - Me? Oh. - Mm-hmm. 204 00:09:11,771 --> 00:09:16,988 Just dying of shame. 205 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,054 I really want to do something bad. 206 00:09:19,056 --> 00:09:22,476 Mm. Well, from my experience, that usually makes it worse. 207 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,916 Not when you're doin' it. 208 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:28,380 Chi-chi-chi-chicken fa-fa-fajita to-to-tonight! 209 00:09:28,382 --> 00:09:29,844 Are you serious? 210 00:09:29,846 --> 00:09:33,697 Wait. Do you not like chi-chi-chicken fa-fa-fa-fajitas? 211 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,925 Well, no, I-I love high-school cafeteria food. 212 00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:37,241 It's just we were trying to have a... 213 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,836 a grown-up conversation, and... 214 00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:41,745 - Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. - Yeah. 215 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,460 Wh-wh-wh-wh-what are we talk... talk... talking about? 216 00:09:48,974 --> 00:09:50,445 I-I-I-I get it. 217 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:52,205 I'm... I'm... I'm under 40. 218 00:09:52,207 --> 00:09:54,923 You're under 20! 219 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,322 Y... 220 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,706 Yeah, I feel ya. 221 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:05,035 I'm in a really bad space right now. 222 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:09,819 Just want to, you know, kill my ex-husband's child bride. 223 00:10:09,821 --> 00:10:13,417 It's so embarrassing, it's so humiliating. 224 00:10:13,419 --> 00:10:14,964 If she were here, I'd punch her in the tits. 225 00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:16,761 The filthy whore! 226 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,676 All right, all right, all right. You know what, let's... 227 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:20,636 let's get out of here. 228 00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:21,676 Miss chicken fajitas? 229 00:10:21,678 --> 00:10:24,886 Come on, let's go do something bad. 230 00:10:24,888 --> 00:10:26,708 Look at us... rebels, right? 231 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,251 Playing hooky, eating doughnuts. 232 00:10:29,993 --> 00:10:34,159 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 233 00:10:34,161 --> 00:10:37,485 I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, 234 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:40,728 and I'm gonna take my panties off. 235 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:44,546 And you are gonna finish chewing that shit in your mouth... 236 00:10:44,548 --> 00:10:47,684 I'm gonna clean your beard off a little bit. 237 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:50,514 You're gonna wait a few seconds and then come join me. 238 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,239 Put the doughnuts down and kiss me. 239 00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,414 Just grab my tit. 240 00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,926 I want you to pinch my nipples and bite 'em. 241 00:11:41,928 --> 00:11:44,461 All right, bend me over the toilet and call me a little slut. 242 00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:46,650 Wait, wait, just wait! 243 00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:48,515 Yeah, daddy, get a little rough. 244 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,798 - Yeah, pinch my nipples! - No, no, just... just calm down. 245 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,934 - Calm down. - Oh! 246 00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:55,866 Just... just... just stop, Natalie. 247 00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:57,207 - W... - I... 248 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:59,528 Stop. Stop. 249 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:00,608 What's wrong? 250 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,230 I-I'm sorry, I'm just... 251 00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:03,190 I... we shouldn't do this. 252 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:05,194 All right, you're just gonna hate yourself later, all right? 253 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:07,817 I already hate myself. 254 00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:10,066 Now I just feel like shit. 255 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,700 All right, well, sorry, I'm just conflicted. 256 00:12:11,702 --> 00:12:13,756 I don't know what to... I can't deal with this. 257 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:14,991 I understand. 258 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:17,157 - You do? - Uh-huh. 259 00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:21,532 - You do? - Mm. 260 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,337 All right, well... 261 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,637 All right, well, thanks for... thanks for... 262 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:33,369 for being cool. 263 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:35,587 Thanks. 264 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,181 Of course. 265 00:12:41,305 --> 00:12:43,041 Piss in my face. 266 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,556 Please. 267 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:46,806 I-I... what? I... 268 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,100 I'm kidding. 269 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,772 Okay. Okay. 270 00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:55,016 Okay. 'Cause I do have to pee. 271 00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,344 I'm kidding. 272 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,161 Sort of, I mean... 273 00:12:59,163 --> 00:13:03,307 No... No, no, no. Okay. Okay. 274 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,460 You're a good guy, Maron. 275 00:13:06,462 --> 00:13:09,771 Really? You don't think I'm an asshole? 276 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:12,246 Not mutually exclusive. 277 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:15,979 What if we get caught? 278 00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:17,228 For what, eating doughnuts? 279 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,051 What, are they gonna put us in rehab jail? 280 00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:20,724 I mean, we didn't even use! 281 00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:23,326 We just... we just... look, we just have to be cool, okay? 282 00:13:23,328 --> 00:13:24,911 - Oh, okay. - All right. 283 00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:28,239 Oh, no! Busted. 284 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,871 If we get thrown out, you're gonna have to do me. 285 00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,139 Okay. 286 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,113 You'll both have to pee. 287 00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:38,241 Oh, come on. 288 00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:40,443 Why? We just had doughnuts, man. 289 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,100 What, are we grounded, daddy? 290 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,555 Hey, wait, I thought I was your dad. 291 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,333 - Ooh. - Never mind. 292 00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,318 Natalie, you can use the staff bathroom. 293 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,798 Okay. 294 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,124 Look, you two, this isn't a joke. 295 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:55,570 Addiction is a disease that wants you dead. 296 00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:58,766 Actually, mine wanted doughnuts. 297 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:02,018 I'm sorry. We screwed up. 298 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,077 Look, it wasn't her fault, all right? 299 00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:06,052 This was my idea, the whole thing. 300 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,858 I made her come along. 301 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,182 Narcissism, meet co-dependence. 302 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:14,167 Ugh! Did you just come up with that? 'Cause it's really annoying. 303 00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:17,203 Wait, are you throwing us out? 304 00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:18,906 - 'Cause... - Yeah, I know. Yeah. 305 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:21,007 Just bring the cup to the nurse when you're done. 306 00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,820 Then go help set up for the meeting. 307 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,057 All right. 308 00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:30,032 That was great. 309 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:32,508 I could have had sex with her, 310 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:33,710 and I didn't. 311 00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:36,706 And I-I've never not had sex with somebody when I've had the chance. 312 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,208 It's huge, man. 313 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,177 You left the facility, Marc. 314 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,801 I get that, man, but in... in the end, 315 00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:44,275 I made a sober decision, 316 00:14:44,277 --> 00:14:46,628 and I think that's a breakthrough. 317 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:47,980 Go pee in the cup. 318 00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:49,828 I could have peed in her face! 319 00:14:53,546 --> 00:14:56,013 What you smiling about? 320 00:14:56,015 --> 00:14:57,799 I did a good thing. 321 00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:59,718 Ah, yo! I knew homegirl was down! 322 00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:03,222 So you... so you, like, did... did... did... did it? 323 00:15:03,224 --> 00:15:04,804 No, no, man, I didn't do it. 324 00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:08,066 That's the point. I resisted. I just said no. 325 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,833 What, you forget your Viagra or something, old timer? 326 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:12,149 I don't need Viagra. 327 00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:13,820 Ah, yeah, my boy gets hard! 328 00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,155 All right, shut up. 329 00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,765 Just... just shut up. 330 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,687 Just, both of you, shut up. 331 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,451 I'm a moron. 332 00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:25,678 Yeah. You are. 333 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,158 I should have done it, right? I mean, she wanted me! 334 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,178 Straight up, Holmes. I would have hit that. 335 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,776 Right. 336 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:36,501 Okay. 337 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,441 Yep. 338 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,416 I'm doing this. 339 00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:43,551 What? 340 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,088 No, I don't do that. 341 00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:52,113 Who is it? 342 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,825 Oh! Come on, are you kidding me?! 343 00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,315 I know! I-I-I-I did it! 344 00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:01,975 No, get out. Come on, just get out. 345 00:16:01,977 --> 00:16:03,466 Oh, oh, oh. 346 00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:05,001 Ugh! 347 00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:07,540 No! 348 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:12,160 - Bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye! - Oh, my God! 349 00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:13,261 Don't look at me like that. 350 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,292 - Like what? - Like you're judging me! 351 00:16:16,294 --> 00:16:18,278 How could you screw him? He's like 12! 352 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,201 Well, you had your chance. You didn't want to. 353 00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,709 Well, I want to now. I mean, c... what do you say, 354 00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:26,640 how about round two with a real man? 355 00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,412 Aah... a little gross. 356 00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:31,307 Oh, really? Oh, well, it's good to know you draw a line somewhere. 357 00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,503 No, no, don't be a dick. 358 00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:34,490 Just go. 359 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:37,646 Really? Come on, can't we just... 360 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,743 No, go. 361 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:41,016 Okay. 362 00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:45,955 Come on. Come on! 363 00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:52,042 What?! Jesus! 364 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,272 Hey... hey, man. 365 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:56,589 You... you... you busy? 366 00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,916 Uh, I... not... not really. 367 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,303 What do you want? 368 00:17:00,305 --> 00:17:01,795 I just... I just wanted... want... 369 00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:03,829 wanted to say that I really look... 370 00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:05,369 look... look up to you, man. 371 00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,376 Don't... don't... don't be mad at... at... at me. 372 00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:09,780 I'm not mad. Not at you. 373 00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:12,309 At... at who, then? Na-Natalie? 374 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,743 'Cause... 'cause she re-really likes you. 375 00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:16,036 I'm mad at me! All right? 376 00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:17,916 Sometimes I just want to slice my skin open 377 00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:19,822 from the inside and climb out of myself. 378 00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:21,403 I hate myself. Do you get it? 379 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:23,371 Hey, that's... that's... that's... that's what she... 380 00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:24,374 she... she... she said. 381 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,260 She... she... she, you know, du-during the... 382 00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:31,722 "I-I-I-I ha... I hate my... I hate myself!" 383 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:35,775 - Yeah. Okay. Yeah. - I... Are... so, are... are we good? 384 00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:39,688 I'm good. I mean, I don't know about you. 385 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:42,011 Well, what do you... what do you... what do you mean? 386 00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:44,326 I don't know. Did you wear a condom? 387 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:45,244 N-n-no. 388 00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:47,855 S-She... she said I didn't need... need... need to. 389 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,076 - Hmm. - Hmm. 390 00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:50,665 Well, yeah, well, no, I guess it's okay, then. 391 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,524 I mean, I'm just... there's just a lot of weird shit out there. 392 00:17:53,526 --> 00:17:55,778 I-I... 393 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,995 You okay, buddy? 394 00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,690 I... I have to... 395 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,869 I have to... I have to see the nurse tomorrow. 396 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,646 Oh. You know what you should do tonight, though, 397 00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:06,871 is maybe Google, uh, "STD dick." 398 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,054 Google image, actually. 399 00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,059 - Google... Google? - Google image. 400 00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:11,749 Google image? Okay. Um... 401 00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:13,267 - Okay. - You catch your breath, buddy. 402 00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:15,068 You'll be all right, buddy. You'll be all right. 403 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,540 - I just... I can't... - Yeah, just deep breaths. 404 00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:26,365 Hey, I want to apologize for my behavior. 405 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,284 No. 406 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,018 No, I'm sorry. 407 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,477 I feel horrible. 408 00:18:30,479 --> 00:18:32,947 - Really? - Really. 409 00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:35,920 It's been a long time since I've done anal. 410 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:36,839 You did anal?! 411 00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:40,361 Yeah. He's really big. 412 00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:41,973 What? What?! Really? 413 00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:43,347 No. Come on. 414 00:18:43,349 --> 00:18:44,667 We hardly did anything. 415 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:47,036 He came as soon as I touched his belt. 416 00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:52,409 - Hey, boys and girls. - What's up? 417 00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:54,402 The speaker is stuck on the freeway. 418 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:57,171 I talked to the secretary, and, uh, you're gonna pinch hit. 419 00:18:57,173 --> 00:18:59,856 No, I... no, I can't. Seriously. 420 00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:01,359 I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm not ready. 421 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,783 Um, okay. 422 00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,673 I... I'm sorry, I haven't done this in a while. 423 00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:11,171 Um... 424 00:19:11,173 --> 00:19:13,806 Oh, okay, all right. For the newcomer, 425 00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:16,432 there's one thing I wish someone told me when I was a newcomer, 426 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:19,780 and that's you can... you can do all the things you did sober 427 00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:21,458 that you did when you were using. 428 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,833 Okay, you just can't blame drugs for doing it. 429 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:26,456 You... you know what I mean? 430 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,754 Like, if you're an asshole and you're on cocaine and booze, 431 00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:31,737 it's cocaine and booze's fault, right? 432 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:34,036 But if you're a dick and you're sober, 433 00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:36,939 you know, you're just a... you know, you're just a sober dick. 434 00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:41,850 You know, it's... it's on you, you know? 435 00:19:41,852 --> 00:19:44,871 Yesterday, I-I did something I haven't done in a while. 436 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:46,353 I, um... 437 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,196 I did the right thing. 438 00:19:50,726 --> 00:19:53,121 Wait, I did the wrong thing first, but that's what we do. 439 00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:54,615 I mean, that's our job. 440 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,448 You know, I-I-I didn't, you know, 441 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,140 I took a sober pause. 442 00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:02,206 I didn't... you know, I... I caught myself. 443 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:06,283 But, you know, there's a lot of other drugs... 444 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:08,351 other than drugs, you know what I'm saying? 445 00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:09,953 You know, like, there's... 446 00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:14,846 There's sex, and you know, sex... 447 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,026 So... 448 00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:19,243 What I'm saying is I didn't pick up, okay? 449 00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:22,223 I stayed with my feelings, which isn't easy, 450 00:20:22,225 --> 00:20:26,602 because my main feeling is wanting to drink over, 451 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:31,440 you know, what I... I-I did when I was... 452 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:34,117 drinking and using. 453 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:38,547 But... but the bottom line is I-I-I avoided 454 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:41,066 some unhealthy old behavior. 455 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:44,975 And... and I am, you know, I'm... I'm grateful today. 456 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,119 Okay? I'm... 457 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,759 I'm making, you know, better mistakes, 458 00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:53,308 as they say, you know, today. 459 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,194 Um... 460 00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:56,822 So, uh... 461 00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:57,796 How much time? 462 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,751 A little over 35 minutes. 463 00:20:59,753 --> 00:21:01,029 Come on. 464 00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:11,296 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 465 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:18,591 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7mqmd Help other users to choose the best subtitles 466 00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:23,191 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33111

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