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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,104 --> 00:00:02,440 [chords play] 2 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,300 All right, everybody. 3 00:00:07,335 --> 00:00:09,950 Before we get to today's interview, 4 00:00:09,985 --> 00:00:14,044 I think it's time to address the pink elephant in the room. 5 00:00:14,079 --> 00:00:17,523 Many of you have read or seen stuff about me 6 00:00:17,558 --> 00:00:20,053 on the Internet, on Reddit, on Twitter, 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,989 or, you know, in the blogosphere. 8 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:24,930 It's time to set the record straight. 9 00:00:24,969 --> 00:00:28,428 Several months ago, I... I experienced an injury, 10 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:31,261 and I started using prescription pain medication, 11 00:00:31,326 --> 00:00:34,401 and as some of you know, if you're a recovering addict, 12 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:37,931 pharmaceuticals can be a slippery slope, and I slipped. 13 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:41,286 All right, 16 years of sobriety down the drain. 14 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:43,723 I will say this... I nipped it in the bud. 15 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,346 It's water under the bridge, no harm, no foul. 16 00:00:46,397 --> 00:00:48,441 And if you want to Tweet me some other clich?s, feel free, 17 00:00:48,476 --> 00:00:50,082 but I think I covered them all. 18 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,300 Okay? 19 00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:55,389 But... but, you know, Marc Maron is doing just fine. 20 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:01,680 [sighs] 21 00:01:13,938 --> 00:01:15,607 [pills rattle] 22 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:27,294 [sighs] 23 00:01:35,407 --> 00:01:36,596 What? 24 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:39,653 25 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:50,513 [down-tempo blues music plays] 26 00:01:57,893 --> 00:02:00,496 [sighs] 27 00:02:09,193 --> 00:02:11,196 [sighs] 28 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:19,705 [pills rattle] 29 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,877 [blues music continues] 30 00:02:29,377 --> 00:02:31,647 [lock clicks] 31 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:43,081 [blues music continues] 32 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:44,081 _ 33 00:02:47,519 --> 00:02:51,813 _ 34 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:56,399 [sighs] 35 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:58,606 - Ugh. Hey. - Yo, Marc. Hey. 36 00:02:58,641 --> 00:02:59,746 Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. 37 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,081 Hey, buddy? What's up, man? 38 00:03:01,116 --> 00:03:03,528 Hey, yeah, listen, I think I've been pretty cool 39 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,286 about your situation here, 40 00:03:05,349 --> 00:03:07,687 and, personally, I don't mind that you're living here. 41 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,730 I get it. I was in a band. 42 00:03:09,777 --> 00:03:11,607 My boss is asking questions. 43 00:03:11,662 --> 00:03:14,713 Two months, you don't pay, you know, he says, "Get him the hell out." 44 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:15,512 All right, all right. 45 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:17,496 - Okay. I-I-I hear that. - Yeah. 46 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,960 But I'm getting a check this week, man! 47 00:03:19,014 --> 00:03:20,603 - Yeah, good. - Yeah, I'm gonna give you the money. 48 00:03:20,665 --> 00:03:23,667 Yeah, we've been talking about that check for four weeks now. 49 00:03:23,714 --> 00:03:24,780 All right. 50 00:03:24,815 --> 00:03:27,125 I appreciate that, but hear me out. 51 00:03:27,188 --> 00:03:29,416 I'm really close to turning everything around, man. 52 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:31,250 I mean, I'm gonna start podcasting again. 53 00:03:31,328 --> 00:03:33,025 - Good for you. - I got some other irons in the fire. 54 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,344 I'm going to meet my manager today. 55 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:36,903 - Today, man. - Yeah, yeah. 56 00:03:38,692 --> 00:03:40,182 One more day. 57 00:03:40,217 --> 00:03:41,721 But... 58 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,556 [sighs] All right. 59 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:46,894 [sighs] 60 00:03:50,953 --> 00:03:52,182 [chuckles] 61 00:03:52,217 --> 00:03:53,567 One day. 62 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:56,903 [blues music resumes] 63 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:07,278 There she is! 64 00:04:07,395 --> 00:04:09,618 I got some good news for you. 65 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:11,615 I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. 66 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:14,214 Oh, you got in past Stacy again. Stacy! 67 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:15,859 I'm ready, okay? 68 00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:20,905 I feel excited, I feel funny, I feel talented. 69 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:23,385 - Don't I seem better? - Unh-unh. 70 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:24,551 Okay, I-I-I... 71 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:25,824 I'm not gonna be picky anymore. 72 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:26,861 - Really? - I'll take anything. 73 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,152 Yeah, get me on one of those dumb shows 74 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:30,604 where I talk about other dumb shows. 75 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,699 Or maybe, you know, get me on one of those ones 76 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:34,822 where I just say snarky bullshit about... 77 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,687 Bl-bl-bl-bl! We're not gonna do this again. 78 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:38,516 - We're not gonna do it again. Okay? - What? 79 00:04:38,551 --> 00:04:40,345 This thing that you do every few weeks 80 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,154 when you come in here... Stacy!... 81 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:43,904 and your eyes are glassy and... 82 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:46,206 My eyes aren't glassy. 83 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:48,254 I don't represent you anymore. 84 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,649 I fired you. 85 00:04:49,719 --> 00:04:51,524 You can't fire me. I'm the client. 86 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:53,659 I fire you. You don't fire me. 87 00:04:53,692 --> 00:04:55,661 - Well... - You can drop me, but you can't fire me. 88 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,922 - I just... I just... - Okay. Then I dropped you. We'll say that. 89 00:04:57,986 --> 00:04:59,391 Shit. 90 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,749 Remember why I dropped you? For that... 91 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:04,067 You picked up a chair, threw it through the window. 92 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:07,328 I'm... I remember you telling me about something like that. 93 00:05:07,363 --> 00:05:09,309 I can't have anything to do with you, 94 00:05:09,341 --> 00:05:11,277 not until you get some real help. 95 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,088 I don't need real help. I need... 96 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:16,683 I don't know what has to happen to you before you hit your rock bottom. 97 00:05:16,846 --> 00:05:18,506 You blew the pilot. 98 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,820 The podcast that you built from nothing, 99 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,988 that saved your life, you pissed that away. 100 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:25,349 Well, I-I'm... I'm actually doing the podcast again. 101 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:27,387 Honest to God! No, you're not. 102 00:05:27,422 --> 00:05:29,273 It's been a year. 103 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:30,904 That's not doing it. 104 00:05:30,974 --> 00:05:34,208 The bank took your home away. You are home-less. 105 00:05:34,287 --> 00:05:36,569 No. No, I'm not homeless. 106 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:37,971 - Mm. - I'm... no. 107 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,284 I'm in a... a studio-apartment situation. 108 00:05:40,379 --> 00:05:42,120 - Totally different. - Look. L-Listen. 109 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:45,291 Listen, I... I went through some shit, okay? 110 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,238 Had nothing to do with drugs. All right? 111 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:50,549 It was just some existential, midlife-crisis stuff. 112 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:52,220 You know what I mean? I just... 113 00:05:52,267 --> 00:05:57,990 You know, I just... I got... I got tired... of... 114 00:05:58,152 --> 00:05:59,593 life. 115 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,677 But I'm working through it, 116 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,537 [raising voice] and I need to make some money. 117 00:06:03,599 --> 00:06:07,356 So get me on a stupid game show 118 00:06:07,391 --> 00:06:09,654 where one idiot tells another idiot 119 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:12,131 to turn some letters around, Emily! 120 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,194 Just get me one of those! 121 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,168 Just the highest-paid gig on TV. 122 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:24,600 I love you, Marc, but you... you have a problem. 123 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,786 Well, I disagree! 124 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,161 I know. 125 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:28,527 I-I get it, all right? 126 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,646 I'm gonna go. I'm going. 127 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,463 Gonna get some pears. 128 00:06:36,495 --> 00:06:38,697 Banana and pears. 129 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:39,840 Thanks. 130 00:06:39,897 --> 00:06:43,902 Good luck. She seems upset about something. 131 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:47,574 ["Never Lonely" plays] 132 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:51,912 [pill rattles] 133 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,913 [sighs] 134 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:58,376 How come you never feel lonely? 135 00:07:00,566 --> 00:07:02,955 Even though I'm not around 136 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,990 [knock on door] 137 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,427 - [air pumping] - Hey, baby! Hello? 138 00:07:07,459 --> 00:07:09,628 Hey! Where have you been? I missed you. 139 00:07:09,661 --> 00:07:11,857 Oh, I missed you, too. 140 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:13,899 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. 141 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,403 Yeah. Hey, do you have any, uh, you know...? 142 00:07:16,524 --> 00:07:17,463 Yeah. 143 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,029 - Okay. Here we go. - Here you go. 144 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,075 Cliff just got his refill today. 145 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,911 - [man moans] - Mmm. Lunchtime. 146 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,545 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:26,616 --> 00:07:27,961 - Yeah! Right? - Good? 148 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,622 - Yeah, I know. - Mmm. Yeah. 149 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:31,313 Cliff... How's Cliff doing? 150 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:32,504 How you doing, buddy? 151 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,960 - [Cliff moans] - Is he in a lot of pain? 152 00:07:34,023 --> 00:07:34,845 Is he gonna miss these? 153 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,490 No, no, he's fine, baby. He's totally out of it. 154 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,714 [Cliff moans] 155 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,042 Well, he might still have a little spirit left in him. 156 00:07:41,089 --> 00:07:42,161 Oh, God. 157 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:43,881 You gonna get hard this time? 158 00:07:43,944 --> 00:07:46,307 What? Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna try. 159 00:07:46,385 --> 00:07:47,223 Okay. 160 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,603 I mean, you know, I think I did all right last time. 161 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,774 You did really well last time. 162 00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:52,429 I think the drugs have an effect on me. 163 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:55,516 Yeah, I know. Maybe time that a little differently next time. 164 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:57,606 Okay. Okay. 165 00:07:57,676 --> 00:07:59,343 Okay. All right. 166 00:07:59,414 --> 00:08:00,146 There you go. 167 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:01,332 - I'm good. - Okay? 168 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:03,128 - Okay, I can do it. - Okay, I know you can do it. 169 00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:05,270 - Okay. I got it. - [Cliff moans] 170 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,423 Oh, that's not helping. 171 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,993 Do you want me to give him a pill? 172 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:09,544 No, no, no, no. I... I can do it. 173 00:08:09,607 --> 00:08:10,510 I got this, okay? 174 00:08:10,549 --> 00:08:11,431 - Okay. - All right. 175 00:08:11,466 --> 00:08:13,676 Just maybe don't... don't look at me? 176 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,860 - O-Okay. - Yeah, just... 177 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:15,950 - Yeah, don't... - Okay. Okay. 178 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:17,697 Yeah, that's better. 179 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,174 [both grunting] 180 00:08:20,427 --> 00:08:22,862 ["The Flowers are Blooming" plays] 181 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:30,624 Some flowers is red, baby 182 00:08:30,659 --> 00:08:34,612 Some flowers is blue 183 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,185 The love I have for you 184 00:08:37,264 --> 00:08:39,541 They just won't do 185 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,925 Marc? 186 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:46,695 Hey, Lindsey. 187 00:08:46,728 --> 00:08:49,041 This is weird. You rent a space here? 188 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:50,348 I do. I rent a... 189 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:52,233 I rent a space here for my merch. 190 00:08:52,308 --> 00:08:54,553 Oh, yeah, well, we, uh, we just rented a space here 191 00:08:54,623 --> 00:08:56,204 'cause Allan's putting all his stuff in storage. 192 00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:57,139 We're moving in together. 193 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:57,917 Oh. 194 00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,060 Hey, Allan, wave to Marc. 195 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:01,374 [chuckles] 196 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:03,279 Hey. Look at that. 197 00:09:03,314 --> 00:09:04,839 Well, that's... Congratulations. 198 00:09:04,909 --> 00:09:07,199 Thank you. He's a... He's a documentary filmmaker. 199 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:08,519 Good. Well, that's great. 200 00:09:08,554 --> 00:09:10,986 So, um, how are you? How you doing? 201 00:09:11,078 --> 00:09:11,755 - Um... - You okay? 202 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,254 No, I'm great. I'm great. 203 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,288 I... why? 204 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,801 You... Oh, did you... 205 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:18,994 Well, yeah. I saw that video on Gawker. 206 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,293 What, that was from, like, some talk show or...? 207 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,632 "Tom Snyder smoked, Tom Snyder smoked..." 208 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,904 I took some, uh... uh, some back medication, 209 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,391 and I had an allergic reaction to it, 210 00:09:30,511 --> 00:09:32,579 and that's what happened there. 211 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,317 Yeah. 212 00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:35,910 Yeah. 213 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:36,973 - Yeah. - Yeah. 214 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:38,370 Yeah, I, uh... 215 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,348 I figured that's what happened. 216 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:43,318 Yeah, that was it. That's what happened. 217 00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:45,655 - Okay. - All right. 218 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:47,955 Well, uh... take care of yourself. 219 00:09:48,058 --> 00:09:49,594 Okay. You too. 220 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:51,036 - All right. - All right. 221 00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:52,194 Okay. 222 00:09:52,227 --> 00:09:53,967 Hey, Allan! No, no, no, no! 223 00:09:54,146 --> 00:09:57,458 Captain's wheel is not coming back home with us. 224 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:04,171 [sighs] 225 00:10:04,281 --> 00:10:06,317 [knocking on door] 226 00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:10,277 Hey. Yeah. 227 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,946 - I'm Allan. - Yeah. 228 00:10:12,024 --> 00:10:14,225 You were just talking to my girlfriend, Lindsey. 229 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:15,308 Right. Yes. 230 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:17,600 I don't want to be rude, but, are you living here? 231 00:10:17,663 --> 00:10:20,222 No. 232 00:10:20,257 --> 00:10:21,253 You're... 233 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,425 I... kind of am, maybe. 234 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,673 For... for now, may... 235 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,363 Yeah, yeah. For now. 236 00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,030 That is really interesting and very compelling. 237 00:10:32,108 --> 00:10:35,654 I'd like to do a doc on you. 238 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,793 How would you feel about that? 239 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:39,207 - Allan, is it? - Mm-hmm. 240 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,458 - I have no problem with that. - Okay. 241 00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:42,643 - It's gonna cost you $5,000. - What? 242 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,786 Yeah. 243 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,900 I'm a journalist. 244 00:10:45,935 --> 00:10:48,278 We... we don't really pay our documentary subjects. 245 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,410 It's not, um... 246 00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:52,894 Okay, a hundred bucks. 247 00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:54,331 I'll do it for a hundred bucks. 248 00:10:54,394 --> 00:10:56,825 I'm sorry, I... I can't do it. 249 00:10:56,858 --> 00:10:57,972 - Come on. - I just... 250 00:10:58,011 --> 00:11:00,338 Allan, what are you doing to me? A hundred dollars. 251 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,030 I love your story... 252 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:03,333 Seriously. 253 00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:09,258 Screw that, man. I'm worth a hundred bucks. 254 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,338 [sighs] 255 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,542 ["No Key, No Plan" plays] 256 00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:16,899 [spits] 257 00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,752 When I'm hosed and they're closing in 258 00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:22,850 Maybe only then 259 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,006 Really, I'll try to get right with myself 260 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,604 _ 261 00:11:30,609 --> 00:11:32,026 - Hey! - Ooh! 262 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,357 - Em! - Hi! 263 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,660 - Hi. - Hi. Relax, it's me. 264 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,031 I know. That's why I'm scared. 265 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,464 No, no, no, no. Look, I cleaned up. 266 00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:38,879 Look at me. Don't I look good? 267 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:39,611 - I look good. - You do, you do. 268 00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:41,022 You smell like Lysol, so that's good. 269 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:43,195 Look, listen to me. I got a plan... 270 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,310 - Mm-hmm. - ...that's gonna get me back on track. 271 00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:47,275 - Hey. - And I want you to be part of it. 272 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,206 Ah, ooh. 273 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:50,284 - Yeah, yeah. - Remember, we... we said... 274 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:51,761 No, just... just hear me out. 275 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,547 - Yeah. - The podcast... 276 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,673 I'm gonna... I'm gonna have Louis back on the podcast. 277 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,148 Louis... the C.K. one? 278 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,425 - Yes. - Oh, okay. Are you even in touch with him? 279 00:11:59,496 --> 00:12:00,735 Yeah, yeah! We've been... We've been... 280 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,961 We've been trading texts. 281 00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:03,157 - Trading texts. - Yeah, yeah. 282 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:04,078 What do you think, though, right? 283 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,909 The first one... The first interview I did 284 00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:07,545 with him started my career, right? 285 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,972 - Yeah, yeah. - This one is gonna dig us out of the dirt. 286 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:12,758 Oh, that's so good! Yeah. 287 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:15,628 What about that... that drug thing? 288 00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:16,546 - Done. - Done? 289 00:12:16,581 --> 00:12:17,531 - Yeah. - I can see. 290 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,788 Yeah. Look, listen to me. 291 00:12:18,843 --> 00:12:20,397 - Yeah. - I don't want to do this without you. 292 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,099 Ooh! I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 293 00:12:22,134 --> 00:12:24,552 You get Louis, and we'll talk. 294 00:12:24,659 --> 00:12:25,346 - Yes! - Yes. 295 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,894 - Oh, I love you! - Thank you. 296 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,804 - Thanks so much for believing... - That's all right. 297 00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:30,217 Ooh! There we go. Definitely not. 298 00:12:30,272 --> 00:12:32,366 - Okay. - All right, bye, Marc. 299 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,144 Okay. 300 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,190 See you, you... 301 00:12:35,223 --> 00:12:36,657 [engine starts] 302 00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:38,993 ...horrible, selfish monster. 303 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,310 Yeah! 304 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,873 - I appreciate it. - It's my privilege to be here. 305 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,269 - Thanks. - Yeah. 306 00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:50,439 Oh, uh, George, this is Marc. 307 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,770 Marc, this is Cliff's son. 308 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,975 He just stopped by to check on his dad. 309 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:57,865 Uh-huh. And what is Marc doing here? 310 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:00,283 Hi, George. I'm Marc. 311 00:13:00,316 --> 00:13:02,952 Uh... I'm in a towel. 312 00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:07,256 So, there was a... a plumbing problem. 313 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,291 [stammers] 314 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:09,908 My whole house is in trouble. 315 00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,327 Uh-huh. 316 00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:15,624 But your father is a wonderful man, and... 317 00:13:15,659 --> 00:13:17,266 and I believe that he's rallying. 318 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:18,467 [Cliff moans] 319 00:13:18,502 --> 00:13:19,409 I don't know how often you're here, 320 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,512 but that sounds better than yesterday, man. 321 00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:23,451 I mean, like, that sounds happy. 322 00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:24,205 Am I right? 323 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,273 Look, I don't mean to be intruding. 324 00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,674 My fianc?e, Tina... all right, the woman I'm gonna marry... 325 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:31,436 you know, was nice enough to let me shower here, 326 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:33,445 and I appreciate it, George. 327 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,665 I... I do. 328 00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:37,504 I think you need to leave, Marc. 329 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,221 Be okay if I change? 330 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,559 [rock music plays] 331 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,364 Uh, he's in entertainment. 332 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,407 I love him so much. 333 00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,492 If any of you want a selfie with me after the show, 334 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:54,537 it's 5 bucks. 335 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:56,373 That's how much I'm willing to pay. 336 00:13:56,478 --> 00:13:57,880 - [laughter] - I'm lonely. It's good. 337 00:13:57,935 --> 00:14:00,642 You put your arm around a woman, sometimes they rub up... 338 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:02,246 Hey, everybody. 339 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,463 Hey, Marc. 340 00:14:03,498 --> 00:14:05,014 I, uh... I got this girl's phone number... 341 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,791 Fred! How's it going up there, man? 342 00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:11,321 It was going good until just now. 343 00:14:11,354 --> 00:14:13,585 [man laughs] 344 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,887 Long time. 345 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,075 Not long enough. 346 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,093 [chuckles] 347 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,373 Andy. 348 00:14:18,408 --> 00:14:20,163 Hey. How've you been, Marc? 349 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:21,267 Uh, I ask that rhetorically 350 00:14:21,302 --> 00:14:22,732 because I know you haven't been doing well. 351 00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:24,405 It's all right. How are my cats doing? 352 00:14:24,483 --> 00:14:27,616 Monkey is mean, and LaFonda is terrifying. 353 00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:29,872 Yeah, I know, right? Sometimes? 354 00:14:29,907 --> 00:14:31,808 - Yeah. - Aww. I miss them. 355 00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:33,483 Thanks for watching them for me. 356 00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:34,744 So, why are you here? 357 00:14:34,822 --> 00:14:36,894 You, uh, done destroying your life yet? 358 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:39,540 No, not yet. Uh, it's a work in progress. 359 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:40,783 But thanks for asking. 360 00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:42,916 Where you living? You got... you got a place? 361 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:43,765 Yeah, yeah. 362 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,701 I got a... I'm in, uh, like, a studio-apartment situation. 363 00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:49,559 I heard it was, like, a storage unit. 364 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:50,949 - Is that... - Multi-purpose, all right? 365 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,862 It's like an artist colony, okay? 366 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:54,697 Look... [stammers] 367 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,533 I'm trying to get ahold of Louis, all right? 368 00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:57,247 I'm trying to get ahold of him, 369 00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:59,802 but I think I have an old phone number or something. 370 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:03,633 Can... can you guys just give me his... his... his new number? 371 00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:04,939 Can you just...? 372 00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:08,566 Come on, man. It's for my career. 373 00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:10,684 Yeah, I... I... I don't know. 374 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:13,125 I'd have to check with him first. 375 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,188 This is bullshit. 376 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,276 It's just... This is bullshit, man. 377 00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:17,634 No, Marc. 378 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,889 You know what's bullshit is you getting hooked on drugs 379 00:15:20,924 --> 00:15:25,052 and then burning your friends over and over and over... 380 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:27,951 Yeah, well, you suck. 381 00:15:27,986 --> 00:15:29,399 You suck, too. 382 00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:30,973 FRED: She'd shove them in my mouth. 383 00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:33,735 I'm okay with you, Fred. 384 00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:34,805 I like you, Fred. 385 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,942 [down-tempo music plays] 386 00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:48,386 [ring tone plays] 387 00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,220 What... 388 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,908 _ 389 00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,532 Holy shit. 390 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,761 [ring tone stops] 391 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,131 Louis? 392 00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,131 LOUIS: Hey, man, where are you? 393 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:02,749 Louis! 394 00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:05,688 Yeah, it's me. So, where are you? 395 00:16:05,743 --> 00:16:09,635 Well, I'm... I'm at my apartment in the... in the artist colony. 396 00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,825 Okay, good, good. Look, stay there. 397 00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,276 Dave's gonna pick you up. 398 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,780 I'm just in town for a couple of days, so bring the mikes. 399 00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:17,114 You've still got the mikes, right? 400 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Don't worry about it. 401 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,383 Wait. So, when's Dave picking me up? 402 00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:21,655 No, he's there now. 403 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,220 He's here now? 404 00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,010 That... that's weird. 405 00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:26,902 But okay. All right. Doesn't matter. 406 00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:28,726 I'll see you in a bit, man! 407 00:16:29,151 --> 00:16:30,728 Ha. 408 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:31,746 Yeah! 409 00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:36,973 Dave! 410 00:16:37,008 --> 00:16:38,668 Over here, buddy. 411 00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:40,638 Artist colony, huh? 412 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:42,640 Yeah. Whatever you got to tell yourself. 413 00:16:42,692 --> 00:16:47,164 So, uh, I guess Louis wasn't "too busy" for me, after all, huh? 414 00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:49,679 Wow. You know, I have some, uh, wet naps in the car 415 00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:51,305 if you need to... bathe. 416 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,075 Okay. That's funny. 417 00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:54,252 But do you? 418 00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:56,153 No. 419 00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:59,090 So, uh... you gonna invite me in? 420 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,964 I mean, do you invite someone into a storage locker 421 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,916 or do you lure them in? 422 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:04,506 All right. Come on in. 423 00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,830 Do I take off my shoes? 424 00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,264 Yes, please. 425 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,535 Oh, wow. This... 426 00:17:10,568 --> 00:17:12,712 Hey, look, stop being so judgmental, will you? 427 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,669 Your house isn't that much nicer than this. 428 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,267 No, it is. 429 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,937 So, okay. 430 00:17:17,976 --> 00:17:21,293 So, Louis, did he sound, uh... did he sound into it? 431 00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,116 Oh, yeah. 432 00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,448 It's just the career boost he's looking for. 433 00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:27,946 Oh, and this is what I was looking for... 434 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,905 a shit bucket with a toilet seat. 435 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:34,020 - All right, you're an asshole. - And an Instagrammer. 436 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:35,458 You know who's gonna favorite this? 437 00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:37,348 - Everybody. - Okay, enough fun. 438 00:17:37,383 --> 00:17:40,796 Uh, I don't... I don't really know where my mikes are. 439 00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:44,301 You don't think Louis' gonna care if I use my phone to record, do you? 440 00:17:44,558 --> 00:17:46,350 You sold your mikes. 441 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,737 No. M-Maybe. 442 00:17:47,822 --> 00:17:48,994 I don't know. I don't know. 443 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:50,473 Yeah, well, when you live in a high-end neighborhood, 444 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,810 you really got to make some sacrifices. 445 00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:55,679 It's all turning around, buddy. Louis' throwing me a bone. 446 00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:58,148 Yeah. You mind if I park my lawn mower in your living room? 447 00:17:58,182 --> 00:17:59,684 You know, you mind if I... 448 00:17:59,716 --> 00:18:01,451 [sighs] 449 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:06,890 I'll think of something. 450 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,120 Yeah. 451 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,193 You definitely want to lock that, 452 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,696 'cause you don't want anybody to steal your smell. 453 00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,430 Yeah, I apologize for the wheels. 454 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,361 My Aston-Martin is in the shop. 455 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:17,279 Right, Aston-Martin. 456 00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:18,569 Mm-hmm. 457 00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:20,705 Test, test. 1, 2. 458 00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,126 Mm-hmm. Test, test. 1, 2. 459 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,618 That's pretty good quality, right? 460 00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:31,464 I mean, I could post that, right? 461 00:18:31,558 --> 00:18:32,891 Yeah, it'll be just fine. 462 00:18:32,926 --> 00:18:35,186 Oh, man! This is great! 463 00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:36,895 It's finally happening, man! 464 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,437 I put this interview up, 465 00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:41,843 maybe get some rankings on iTunes... 466 00:18:41,878 --> 00:18:43,580 get some sponsors back. 467 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:47,423 Maybe that fantasy-sports site that ruins peoples' lives... 468 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,301 Oh, hell yes, man. 469 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,324 Louis came through, buddy. Louis came through. 470 00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:56,713 You know, Louis's not really the answer to your problems. 471 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:58,008 What's that supposed to mean? 472 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,022 I mean, you're a talented guy, 473 00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:02,946 and you have a history of overcoming a lot of shit. 474 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:04,233 You can do this. 475 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,466 I don't think you know how showbiz works. 476 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,753 I'm not talking about showbiz. 477 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:10,804 I'm talking about your life. 478 00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:17,049 You know I'm not really taking you to see Louis. 479 00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:18,868 Yeah. 480 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:24,318 Hey! You're staying right here, dickhead. 481 00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:29,433 [scoffs] I... I can finish what I have, right? 482 00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:31,077 Yeah, go for it. 483 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,629 You want one? 484 00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:35,184 Yeah. 485 00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:39,750 Oh. 486 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,716 Now, that is how you take Oxy responsibly. 487 00:19:44,174 --> 00:19:46,581 Oh, come on. This place is awful. 488 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:47,918 Thank God I'm high. 489 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,926 What are you talking about? This place is great. 490 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,110 You got wood beams. 491 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:55,155 You got a fish tank, little stuffed giraffe. 492 00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:57,968 It's like a resort for people with no self-control. 493 00:19:59,927 --> 00:20:01,126 Come on. 494 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,506 Hi. I, uh, called a spot in for Marc Maron. 495 00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:09,830 It's Marc with a "C," as in the C-word. 496 00:20:11,814 --> 00:20:15,313 Sorry. That was a dig at him, not... not you. 497 00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:18,238 Although... 498 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,124 How are we gonna handle payment? 499 00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:22,173 Oh, man. I don't have any money. 500 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,295 We're gonna have to wait till I get some insurance, dude. 501 00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:26,261 I don't even have my clothes, Dave. 502 00:20:26,296 --> 00:20:27,726 The window is now, okay? 503 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:30,324 This happens now. Louis' paying for it. 504 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,827 I'll get your clothes. You just stay right here, okay? 505 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,338 Yeah, but... 506 00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:36,722 I'm gonna need to... 507 00:20:36,784 --> 00:20:38,784 Just, uh, to do this now. 508 00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:40,978 I'm gonna need to do this now. 509 00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,539 Oh, hey. Hop in, buddy. 510 00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:45,347 - What? - Yeah. 511 00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:48,319 Oh, my God. This is happening. 512 00:20:48,452 --> 00:20:52,458 Hey, I'm gonna... I'm gonna be okay, right? 513 00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:54,725 Or not. 514 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,466 But you got to try. 515 00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:00,680 Walking down to the candy store 516 00:21:00,782 --> 00:21:04,740 Oh, hey, man, tell my girlfriend I love her. 517 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,400 Okay? 518 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:09,429 She's fat. I don't remember her name. 519 00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:13,817 It's Tina. Tina. 520 00:21:13,852 --> 00:21:14,886 All right, here we go. 521 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,967 Give me $5, $4. Bid me $5 here. 522 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:19,376 Lady in the black hat. Bid me $5. Give me $5. Bid me $5. 523 00:21:19,431 --> 00:21:21,505 Got $5? $5. Got $5? Seller's way. 524 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,500 $5? Gonna give me $6? Pledge for $6, $7. 525 00:21:23,535 --> 00:21:24,976 Want to give me $7? Bid me $7? $6. 526 00:21:25,023 --> 00:21:26,728 $7? It's worth more than that. 527 00:21:26,806 --> 00:21:27,793 This is bullshit. 528 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,647 $8. Now $9. $8. Bid me $9, where? 529 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,284 $8. $9. You're gonna get everything in this unit. 530 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:32,500 You're gonna get the box. You're gonna get the couch. 531 00:21:32,535 --> 00:21:34,439 You're even gonna get this excrement bucket. 532 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,888 And $10. $10. $11. $11. $11. 533 00:21:35,935 --> 00:21:37,730 $11. $12. $12. Bid me $12? 534 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:38,961 Bid me $12? Where? Bid me $12. 535 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,668 - Want to bid $13? - $17. 536 00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:42,472 $17. $17. $18. $17. $18. 537 00:21:42,507 --> 00:21:43,463 Want to bid $18, where? $17. $18. 538 00:21:43,498 --> 00:21:45,671 I want to get my hands on that shit bucket. 539 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:48,337 What are you doing, man? I thought we were friends. 540 00:21:48,372 --> 00:21:51,842 - Eh. - Sold! $17! To the creep. 541 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,448 Ha. Your shit is all mine. 542 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:56,928 What is your problem? 543 00:21:57,478 --> 00:21:59,039 [distorted] What is your problem? 544 00:21:59,074 --> 00:21:59,795 [mid-tempo rock music plays] 545 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:02,701 What's happening? Who the hell are you? 546 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,172 [echoing] Again, I'm Dr. Varma. 547 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:07,022 You are in a rehabilitation facility. 548 00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,431 We are weaning you off Oxycodone. 549 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,933 Why? I like 'em. 550 00:22:12,639 --> 00:22:14,268 Wait, what's that? Torture shit? 551 00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:15,935 [normal voice] It's a stethoscope. 552 00:22:15,997 --> 00:22:18,640 I-I got to get out of here. I got to get my s-stuff. 553 00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:20,676 554 00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:26,470 555 00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:28,182 [acoustic guitar music plays softly] 556 00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:31,402 Okay, so you've been using Oxycodone for a year. 557 00:22:31,472 --> 00:22:32,698 Previous drug use? 558 00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:33,563 Yeah. 559 00:22:33,609 --> 00:22:34,588 When? 560 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:39,009 I don't know. Like, 14 to 35? 561 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:40,579 Which drugs? 562 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,530 All of them. 563 00:22:42,718 --> 00:22:44,554 I knew Sam Kinison. 564 00:22:46,788 --> 00:22:51,145 There is something in our language that they need 565 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,440 How'd you do that? 566 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,176 What led to the current drug use? 567 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,852 - Like a good companion following a lead - Um, success? 568 00:22:57,887 --> 00:23:01,409 No, uh, no. It was, like... It was... It was back pain. 569 00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:04,839 - So I wait on tables... - This really good doctor gave me pills, 570 00:23:04,874 --> 00:23:06,010 uh, to help me out, 571 00:23:06,045 --> 00:23:08,990 and that was, um, like a month ago. 572 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,125 A year. 573 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,424 Same thing. 574 00:23:12,993 --> 00:23:15,129 I remember 575 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,631 - Here come the rattling trees - What is going on? 576 00:23:16,664 --> 00:23:18,397 Just trying to get through this. 577 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,382 Any underlying health issues? 578 00:23:20,429 --> 00:23:22,035 Yeah. 579 00:23:22,097 --> 00:23:25,939 My hands get tingly, and I attract cats. 580 00:23:25,974 --> 00:23:28,643 Here come the rattling trees 581 00:23:28,761 --> 00:23:31,345 - Don't mention my name... - Depression? Anxiety? 582 00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:33,566 Yeah, probably. I'm a Jew. 583 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,764 Diagnosed? 584 00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:35,791 Self-diagnosed. 585 00:23:35,826 --> 00:23:39,086 I've done all this. I know what this is. I've been here. 586 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,711 Don't mention my name 587 00:23:40,781 --> 00:23:43,130 Don't mention my name 588 00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:45,727 Come on. 589 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,139 Can you just answer the questions? 590 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,072 What... [scoffs] This... 591 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:51,647 This moving around stuff is nonsense. 592 00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:53,959 All right? I get it. You're not real, 593 00:23:54,013 --> 00:23:56,634 and this is just some bullshit dream. 594 00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:59,639 No, it most certainly is not a dream. 595 00:24:00,985 --> 00:24:04,143 596 00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:06,867 A late November day... 597 00:24:06,949 --> 00:24:09,718 All right, I'm done with all this dreamscape, 598 00:24:09,753 --> 00:24:12,353 art-house, jump-cutting bullshit. Let's wrap it up. 599 00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:14,833 Yeah. Why don't we go ahead and wrap it up? 600 00:24:14,868 --> 00:24:17,692 Fine. It's a wrap. 601 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,426 I'm leaving. 602 00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:21,729 You aren't real. 603 00:24:21,902 --> 00:24:24,299 This is stupid. 604 00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:25,812 Bye. 605 00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:30,009 Mr. Maron, I highly suggest you not leave. 606 00:24:30,123 --> 00:24:32,272 I remember 607 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,781 Here come the rattling trees 608 00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,608 [doorknob rattles] 609 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:36,884 Turn and pull. 610 00:24:36,919 --> 00:24:39,379 Shut up, fake doctor. 611 00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:42,480 612 00:24:42,535 --> 00:24:45,868 Here come the rattling trees 613 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,588 Don't mention my name 614 00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:49,758 Don't mention my name 615 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,144 Here come the rattling trees... 616 00:24:54,179 --> 00:24:56,145 Oh, hey, man, how's it going? 617 00:24:56,193 --> 00:24:58,029 First time here? 618 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,443 Come on. 619 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,082 Here come the rattling trees 620 00:25:04,117 --> 00:25:05,472 What's up, pops? 621 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:07,383 Not much. 622 00:25:07,446 --> 00:25:09,243 Just dreaming. 623 00:25:09,527 --> 00:25:10,744 Nice. 624 00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:12,412 You making a run for it? 625 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,250 Yeah, I think I am. 626 00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:16,617 Here come the rattling trees 627 00:25:16,651 --> 00:25:18,753 - Be ghost, gramps. - Don't mention my name 628 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,373 I don't know what that means, but it doesn't matter, though, 629 00:25:21,408 --> 00:25:24,292 'cause you're not real. 630 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,950 That's right. That's right. 631 00:25:26,013 --> 00:25:27,661 You're dreaming, baby. 632 00:25:27,696 --> 00:25:30,798 [vehicle approaches] 633 00:25:30,831 --> 00:25:32,238 634 00:25:32,273 --> 00:25:34,153 - MAN: Get out of the road! - [bottle thuds] 635 00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:36,324 That seems real. 636 00:25:42,651 --> 00:25:44,936 You know, I-I think maybe I'm not dreaming. 637 00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:47,530 But thank you. Thank you. 638 00:25:47,593 --> 00:25:49,311 Yeah, you ever tried rehab? 639 00:25:49,873 --> 00:25:51,351 Oh. Okay. 640 00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:53,793 I'm... I think... I'm gonna go back inside. 641 00:26:02,948 --> 00:26:04,426 TREY: We closed, dawg. 642 00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:06,000 Oh, come on! 643 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,750 [bird squawks] 644 00:26:14,089 --> 00:26:15,980 [slow blues guitar music plays] 645 00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:25,702 _ 646 00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:27,773 [door opens] 647 00:26:27,806 --> 00:26:29,809 [bag rustles] 648 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,319 Okay, here's your stuff. 649 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:37,489 It's better luggage than I had when I came in here. 650 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,320 All my clothes were packed in to small 7-Eleven bags. 651 00:26:40,355 --> 00:26:41,496 [chuckles] 652 00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:43,731 Uh, look at me now, though. 653 00:26:43,766 --> 00:26:45,924 So nothing changes if nothing changes, right? 654 00:26:45,991 --> 00:26:47,367 Yeah, I guess. 655 00:26:47,438 --> 00:26:50,023 Can we just get through this? I'm a little wiped out. 656 00:26:50,102 --> 00:26:52,131 I get it. You're embarrassed. 657 00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:53,510 And you feel like crap. 658 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,068 So was everyone else who sat in that chair. 659 00:26:56,102 --> 00:26:58,877 Everyone here has been where you are or worse. 660 00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:00,078 Before I came here, 661 00:27:00,117 --> 00:27:03,990 my situation was dark... real dark. 662 00:27:04,025 --> 00:27:06,078 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 663 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:09,282 I used to live with my mom, man, on her couch. 664 00:27:09,445 --> 00:27:11,984 Grown man living on his mom's couch, 665 00:27:12,018 --> 00:27:13,633 drinking every day, watching cartoons. 666 00:27:13,668 --> 00:27:16,955 Some dark, dark times. 667 00:27:16,989 --> 00:27:18,924 Wow. 668 00:27:19,018 --> 00:27:23,627 I had no idea it was possible to be an addict and to be really boring. 669 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:25,764 Sure. Start attacking. 670 00:27:25,797 --> 00:27:27,265 Do whatever you can to avoid your feelings. 671 00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:28,734 But feelings are not facts, Marc. 672 00:27:28,768 --> 00:27:30,499 Jesus, I'm not avoiding my feelings. 673 00:27:30,562 --> 00:27:32,579 I'm tired. I just detoxed. 674 00:27:32,614 --> 00:27:34,016 I want to lay down. 675 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:37,639 Okay, I'm gonna give you some stuff to read. 676 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,067 Ah, shit. 677 00:27:41,147 --> 00:27:43,058 Look, you may think this is the worst day of your life, 678 00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:45,208 but it's actually the best day of your life. 679 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,587 Look, I'm not some 20-year-old, okay? 680 00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:50,167 I've been through this before. I know all the sayings. 681 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,187 [sighs] 682 00:27:51,222 --> 00:27:54,761 Okay, uh, so cards on the table... 683 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,488 I know more about you than my usual patient. 684 00:27:57,535 --> 00:28:00,097 I followed your stand-up. I listened to your podcast. 685 00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,378 So I know you. 686 00:28:01,425 --> 00:28:02,635 Why would you tell me that? 687 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:05,108 Because the honesty in your podcasting... 688 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,827 I think it's important. 689 00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:09,201 And I think it would be helpful to show the podcasting world 690 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,730 that you're sober and back. 691 00:28:10,825 --> 00:28:13,497 [sighs] No. No, man. 692 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,512 Talking about it is a big part of sobriety. 693 00:28:15,585 --> 00:28:17,150 You know that. Let it out. 694 00:28:17,183 --> 00:28:18,892 I'm not doing my podcast. 695 00:28:18,969 --> 00:28:20,795 Oh. No, that's not what I meant. 696 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,207 I do a recovery podcast. 697 00:28:22,254 --> 00:28:24,198 It's called "Let Go and Let Pod." 698 00:28:24,272 --> 00:28:26,277 - I would love to have you on as a guest. - [sighs] 699 00:28:26,312 --> 00:28:27,601 It's a good time to talk. 700 00:28:27,636 --> 00:28:30,554 Yeah, and a bad time to be stupid. 701 00:28:31,184 --> 00:28:32,832 I want to go. 702 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:36,414 - [bag rustles] - Can you, uh, tell me my room number? 703 00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:37,518 Nine. [nein] 704 00:28:37,553 --> 00:28:38,905 You're not gonna tell me? 705 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:40,692 It's Room 9. 706 00:28:44,643 --> 00:28:46,646 [sighs] 707 00:28:48,483 --> 00:28:50,215 What's up, roomie? 708 00:28:50,347 --> 00:28:52,919 Ugh. Of course it's you. 709 00:28:52,951 --> 00:28:53,855 What's that mean? 710 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:55,578 Uh, nothing, man. Hey. I-I'm Marc. 711 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,094 Hey, man, I'm Trey. I'm Trey. 712 00:28:57,141 --> 00:28:58,363 I like to rap, right, 713 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:00,760 whenever I want, as long as I want. 714 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,728 So you need to adjust accordingly, all right? 715 00:29:02,761 --> 00:29:04,083 That's the rules. 716 00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,231 Okay. 717 00:29:05,263 --> 00:29:06,157 - All right? - Yeah. 718 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:08,464 All right. Check it out, check it out, yo. 719 00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:10,336 I know I got a lot of problems 720 00:29:10,371 --> 00:29:12,104 But bein' old ain't one of 'em 721 00:29:12,138 --> 00:29:14,722 So I hope you don't mind if I drop a rhyme sometimes 722 00:29:14,757 --> 00:29:17,815 That'll blow your sad, spider-webby mind 723 00:29:17,894 --> 00:29:19,499 Unh, I'm one of a kind 724 00:29:19,534 --> 00:29:20,536 Yeah 725 00:29:22,047 --> 00:29:23,282 What... What was that? 726 00:29:23,314 --> 00:29:24,783 Dropped the mike, yo. 727 00:29:24,818 --> 00:29:27,469 Okay, listen, we... we... we can talk about rap etiquette later. 728 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:30,356 I-I-I just want to lay down, you know? 729 00:29:30,424 --> 00:29:31,510 You okay? 730 00:29:31,545 --> 00:29:33,124 Yeah, yeah. I'm... I'm good. 731 00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:34,622 - I'm good. - All right. All right. 732 00:29:34,657 --> 00:29:36,054 Well, what you got in here? 733 00:29:36,089 --> 00:29:38,030 It's... It's... It's just clothes and stuff. 734 00:29:38,463 --> 00:29:39,932 Ooh, nice watch. 735 00:29:40,023 --> 00:29:41,843 I didn't even know I still had that. 736 00:29:41,931 --> 00:29:44,103 Wouldn't mind wearing it sometime. 737 00:29:44,135 --> 00:29:45,036 That cool? 738 00:29:45,155 --> 00:29:46,473 No, not really. 739 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:49,955 You sure about that, bro, 'cause you know I'm, like, from the 'Wood, right? 740 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:54,746 Okay, just... just... just take it easy, Eminem. Are you...? 741 00:29:54,813 --> 00:29:57,048 - You take it easy. - [sighs] 742 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,548 I-I-I just... I just want to lay down. 743 00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:02,853 God damn it! [sighs] 744 00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:05,359 Hey. 745 00:30:05,394 --> 00:30:07,674 What did you room me with? He thinks he's in prison. 746 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:08,846 Marc Maron. Come in. 747 00:30:08,881 --> 00:30:10,787 This is supposed to help me get sober? I don't need it. 748 00:30:10,822 --> 00:30:12,276 Easy does it. Sit down. 749 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,928 He got in my face, tried to steal my watch. 750 00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:16,301 He's making up rap rules. 751 00:30:16,335 --> 00:30:18,104 Sit. 752 00:30:18,137 --> 00:30:21,552 How could you put me with some lunatic from... from Inglewood? 753 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,890 Inglewood? No, he's from Brentwood. 754 00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:25,192 Totally different 'Wood. 755 00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:26,713 And that's not even the half of it. 756 00:30:26,748 --> 00:30:28,705 His old man's one of the biggest players in Hollywood. 757 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,750 He produced all those big robot movies. 758 00:30:30,844 --> 00:30:32,151 He owns his own plane. 759 00:30:32,183 --> 00:30:34,539 And this is Trey's third rehab. 760 00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:37,051 He's gotten every chance in life. He's screwed them all up. 761 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:39,703 Well, it's good that you respect his confidentiality. 762 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:40,406 Right. 763 00:30:40,441 --> 00:30:42,161 So he's just some annoying poseur? 764 00:30:42,194 --> 00:30:44,129 He appreciates street culture. 765 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,434 He put out six rap albums. 766 00:30:45,489 --> 00:30:47,609 The last one was called "I Even Kill Ghosts." 767 00:30:47,644 --> 00:30:49,741 Move me. I don't want to room with that. 768 00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:51,502 Marc, I can't do that. 769 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,495 Part of getting sober is learning how to be able 770 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,584 to get along with people you don't like. 771 00:30:55,631 --> 00:30:57,210 Isn't that what you're for? 772 00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:58,443 Okay. 773 00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,715 Look, the kid's not gonna make it through rehab. 774 00:31:00,770 --> 00:31:02,282 He's a relapse machine. 775 00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:04,116 You may be surprised. 776 00:31:04,226 --> 00:31:08,454 The only person that Trey is destined to become is the person he decides to be. 777 00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:12,858 So... what do you think your destiny is? 778 00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:15,460 What i... What is that? 779 00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:16,995 What the hell are you doing? 780 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:20,066 I told you I want to do a sobriety podcast. 781 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:22,133 You can't just record people without asking them. 782 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:23,402 It... It's... It's illegal. 783 00:31:23,435 --> 00:31:24,402 I didn't know that. 784 00:31:24,437 --> 00:31:26,229 Yeah, they have to sign a release. 785 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,598 - Well, if I made one up, would you sign it? - No! 786 00:31:28,661 --> 00:31:30,476 - Will you help me write one at least? - No! 787 00:31:30,511 --> 00:31:32,710 - What's the matter with you?! - I want to... I want to help people. 788 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,567 I want to be a podcaster and help people. 789 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:35,870 You want to help people? Move me! 790 00:31:35,905 --> 00:31:37,673 I can't do that. 791 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:39,775 But maybe if you signed the release... 792 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,089 What?! What are... What are you doing now? 793 00:31:41,124 --> 00:31:42,518 You're blackmailing me? 794 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:46,636 That's what you're doing, you morally bankrupt... monster? 795 00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:50,229 [sighs] 796 00:31:50,262 --> 00:31:52,931 [rock music plays] 797 00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:54,834 [sighs] 798 00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:56,849 Really? Really? 799 00:32:01,139 --> 00:32:03,109 Shit! 800 00:32:03,142 --> 00:32:04,442 [sighs] 801 00:32:04,512 --> 00:32:06,852 You... You cool, man? 802 00:32:06,945 --> 00:32:08,720 Yeah. Fine. Why? 803 00:32:08,755 --> 00:32:12,951 Y-You just screamed, "Shit!" L-Loud. 804 00:32:12,984 --> 00:32:14,586 C-Crazy-loud. 805 00:32:14,619 --> 00:32:15,523 Wow. 806 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,853 I didn't realize it. I-I'm sorry. 807 00:32:17,888 --> 00:32:20,735 I-I'm just having some... some issues. 808 00:32:20,789 --> 00:32:24,029 Just small stuff. I-I-It's no big deal. 809 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,364 Clearly not a big deal. 810 00:32:26,398 --> 00:32:31,269 You're just screaming, "Shit!" and not remembering it. 811 00:32:31,302 --> 00:32:34,205 You... Y-You want to t-talk about it? 812 00:32:34,239 --> 00:32:35,850 I'm... I'm... I'm Adam, 813 00:32:35,885 --> 00:32:37,697 and this... this... this is Carla. 814 00:32:37,779 --> 00:32:41,614 Hi. We sort of met in the hallway when you made a run for it. 815 00:32:41,647 --> 00:32:44,688 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm Marc. 816 00:32:44,785 --> 00:32:45,961 Yeah, I don't like my roommate, 817 00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,013 and... and... and, you know, Chris won't move me. 818 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,242 And... 819 00:32:49,277 --> 00:32:52,222 I-I think he's, uh... 820 00:32:52,257 --> 00:32:56,148 He's... He's recording us all secretly for a podcast or something. 821 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,853 It's... It's... It's actually going to be pr... pretty great. 822 00:32:58,888 --> 00:33:00,599 V-Very raw. 823 00:33:00,632 --> 00:33:02,821 I-I-I f-figured you... you'd like that. 824 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,818 What does that mean? 825 00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:06,646 S-Sorry. B-Busted. 826 00:33:06,681 --> 00:33:09,278 I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm a fan. I-I-I have all your albums. 827 00:33:09,347 --> 00:33:11,468 I've seen you at the Comedy Store a b-b-bunch. 828 00:33:11,503 --> 00:33:13,043 [sighs] God, these people. 829 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,341 You're a comedian. 830 00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:15,830 [sighs] 831 00:33:15,885 --> 00:33:18,450 I have no idea who you are, if that helps. 832 00:33:18,484 --> 00:33:20,369 [chuckles] I like Jeff Dunham. 833 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:21,890 Really? 834 00:33:21,925 --> 00:33:25,124 I guess we know why you drink now. 835 00:33:25,217 --> 00:33:26,218 No. 836 00:33:26,346 --> 00:33:27,427 Adderall. Adderall. 837 00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:29,235 I di... Adderall. I did a lot of Adderall. 838 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:31,162 [chuckles] 839 00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:34,241 But, uh... And I don't like-him like him. 840 00:33:34,276 --> 00:33:37,026 I'm just into ventriloquism. [chuckles] 841 00:33:37,061 --> 00:33:39,513 I just don't get how they do that, you know? 842 00:33:39,548 --> 00:33:41,339 I-I would do it differently. 843 00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:43,840 I want to be the anti-Jeff Dunham. 844 00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,593 I'd like to have a trans dummy. 845 00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:47,853 Reinvent it a little bit. 846 00:33:47,888 --> 00:33:49,286 Right. Okay. 847 00:33:49,332 --> 00:33:53,742 High time we start exploring the gender politics of, you know, puppets, I think. 848 00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:55,085 Who are you rooming with? 849 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,474 Trey. 850 00:33:56,552 --> 00:33:58,529 Oh. Yeah. Trey. 851 00:33:58,577 --> 00:34:00,360 He's a problem. 852 00:34:00,395 --> 00:34:03,158 But I think he's just acting out. 853 00:34:03,193 --> 00:34:04,548 It's... It's... It's so true. 854 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,854 I mea... I mean, you've... you've... you've talked about that on... on... 855 00:34:06,889 --> 00:34:09,288 on your podcast with Fred Arm... Armisen, remember? 856 00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,636 When you... you... you were talking about sex 857 00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:13,495 and... and... and I'm not... I'm not helping. 858 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:15,884 Last thing you want to do is make someone feel 859 00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:18,633 like they're so bad you can't room with him. 860 00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:21,567 You know, it wouldn't be very good for his sobriety. 861 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:24,721 No, yeah. I wouldn't want to do that. 862 00:34:24,784 --> 00:34:26,401 What's up, snitch?! 863 00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:27,237 What's that? 864 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:28,812 Heard you don't want to shack with me 865 00:34:28,847 --> 00:34:32,065 and called me an annoying poseur who'd be bad for your sobriety, 866 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,401 said, "There's no way Trey makes it. He's a relapse machine." 867 00:34:34,436 --> 00:34:36,177 Never happened, man. I wouldn't do that, all right? 868 00:34:36,212 --> 00:34:37,429 He's making stuff up. 869 00:34:37,463 --> 00:34:38,892 Oh, really, yo? Really? 870 00:34:38,927 --> 00:34:40,733 'Cause Chris recorded it. 871 00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:43,112 Did... Did you really do that? 872 00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:44,570 Yeah, I said it. All right? 873 00:34:44,603 --> 00:34:47,249 I was pissed off, all right? And I... And I blew up. 874 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:50,392 Oh, oh, so if you blew up, then it's fine. 875 00:34:50,427 --> 00:34:53,719 You tried to steal my watch. What do you want from me, man? 876 00:34:54,312 --> 00:34:55,956 How about the watch? 877 00:34:57,316 --> 00:34:59,551 Look. 878 00:34:59,585 --> 00:35:01,583 I'm not giving you my watch. 879 00:35:01,618 --> 00:35:04,314 Give me the watch, snitch bitch! 880 00:35:04,673 --> 00:35:05,820 Yeah, okay, uh... 881 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,341 Run it. Run it. 882 00:35:07,395 --> 00:35:09,353 All right, all right, Jesus Christ. I don't even know what that means. 883 00:35:09,388 --> 00:35:11,087 It's just, uh... 884 00:35:11,223 --> 00:35:12,496 - I don't care about the watch. - [chuckles] 885 00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:14,539 What is this, rehab or high school? 886 00:35:14,586 --> 00:35:17,664 I don't know, man. Why don't you go ask Principal Chris? 887 00:35:20,101 --> 00:35:22,307 - What?! - Uh, uh, no... no... nothing, nothing. 888 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,299 I-I-I-I like you. 889 00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:27,312 Yeah, that's right. 890 00:35:27,454 --> 00:35:29,344 As y'all bitches were. 891 00:35:29,979 --> 00:35:31,454 Wow. 892 00:35:31,489 --> 00:35:35,009 What a disappointing display of masculinity all around. 893 00:35:35,044 --> 00:35:36,455 Wait, m-me? 894 00:35:36,864 --> 00:35:38,791 Arguably the worst. 895 00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:41,450 896 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:43,962 Hey. 897 00:35:43,997 --> 00:35:45,906 - What the hell are you? - Excuse me a moment. 898 00:35:45,941 --> 00:35:47,922 I am a sobriety counselor, Marc. 899 00:35:47,957 --> 00:35:51,518 Oh, really? 'Cause it seems like you're more like a middle school gossip queen. 900 00:35:51,553 --> 00:35:52,823 I can't remember meeting someone 901 00:35:52,858 --> 00:35:56,386 who got so up in my shit in such a short amount of time. 902 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:57,671 It's astounding. 903 00:35:57,733 --> 00:36:00,536 You're an astounding human being. 904 00:36:01,329 --> 00:36:03,993 Hey, don't tell this guy shit. 905 00:36:04,056 --> 00:36:07,287 Your worth should never depend on another person's opinion. 906 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,552 What? That... That A.A. slogan doesn't even apply here. 907 00:36:10,591 --> 00:36:12,383 You are the most full-of-shit person 908 00:36:12,453 --> 00:36:16,263 in this entire rehab center, and you're the counselor. 909 00:36:16,296 --> 00:36:21,719 You're just a wannabe podcaster, gossip queen, shit starter. 910 00:36:21,754 --> 00:36:23,038 Are you done? 911 00:36:23,124 --> 00:36:23,777 No! 912 00:36:23,812 --> 00:36:25,973 People like you are why people drink, 913 00:36:26,046 --> 00:36:27,340 not get sober. 914 00:36:27,374 --> 00:36:29,747 "Anger" is one letter away from "danger." 915 00:36:29,782 --> 00:36:31,003 Oh, my God! 916 00:36:31,038 --> 00:36:34,128 Do you have any thoughts that aren't from an A.A. pamphlet? 917 00:36:34,163 --> 00:36:35,679 Are you even a person? 918 00:36:35,742 --> 00:36:37,866 Yes, I am a sober person, 919 00:36:37,901 --> 00:36:39,647 and I'm a person with a lot of experience. 920 00:36:39,710 --> 00:36:43,891 And you need to understand that you are exactly where God wants you to be. 921 00:36:43,923 --> 00:36:48,690 Oh, I guess God wants me to be talking to a douchebag. 922 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:53,233 What... What are you... What are you doing? 923 00:36:53,266 --> 00:36:57,804 Are you trying to think of an A.A. slogan with the word "douchebag" in it? 924 00:36:57,838 --> 00:36:59,543 I think you should go to your room. 925 00:36:59,578 --> 00:37:01,161 Oh, yeah, about that. 926 00:37:01,196 --> 00:37:03,504 I'm switching rooms. I'm just gonna pick one. 927 00:37:03,539 --> 00:37:04,638 I don't care what you think. 928 00:37:04,673 --> 00:37:06,027 That's not how it works. 929 00:37:06,062 --> 00:37:07,346 It is now. 930 00:37:07,381 --> 00:37:08,967 931 00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:10,383 Yeah. 932 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:11,686 That's right. 933 00:37:15,549 --> 00:37:16,885 That's Marc Maron. 934 00:37:16,956 --> 00:37:19,058 He used to live in a storage locker. 935 00:37:19,257 --> 00:37:21,256 Hey, man, I-I just think it'll be better off 936 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,511 if we get, you know, a fresh start. 937 00:37:23,587 --> 00:37:27,004 You and I didn't really get along from the get-go, so, look. 938 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:30,005 Like, I-I just think it would be better off for both of us if we... 939 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,476 [sniffs] 940 00:37:31,523 --> 00:37:32,977 What is that? 941 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:36,399 [chuckles lightly] 942 00:37:36,434 --> 00:37:38,717 Did you shit on my bed? 943 00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:40,872 [chuckles] 944 00:37:40,907 --> 00:37:43,149 You shit on my bed?! 945 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:47,925 You got up there and squatted like a dumb monkey?! 946 00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:50,616 And that's your watch on top. 947 00:37:52,392 --> 00:37:53,501 [chuckles] 948 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:55,217 What the hell is wrong with you?! 949 00:37:55,252 --> 00:37:56,719 Just keeping it real, man. 950 00:37:56,754 --> 00:37:58,866 You have no idea what that means! 951 00:37:58,898 --> 00:38:00,864 Jesus Christ! 952 00:38:00,899 --> 00:38:02,224 You don't think I know what you are? 953 00:38:02,287 --> 00:38:04,328 Oh, here we go. Old man lecture time. 954 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,074 - All right. All right. - You want to know why you shit on my bed? 955 00:38:06,136 --> 00:38:07,482 Um, convenience? 956 00:38:07,517 --> 00:38:09,898 No! No, smart-ass! 957 00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:12,665 Because I'm the closest guy to your dad's age in here! 958 00:38:12,704 --> 00:38:14,576 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, and let me guess. 959 00:38:14,611 --> 00:38:16,590 He didn't give you nothing when you were growing up, right? 960 00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:18,562 You don't even know if he loves you. 961 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:20,071 Am I hitting it? Huh? 962 00:38:20,106 --> 00:38:22,450 Okay, maybe he gave you stuff. Maybe he gave you cars. 963 00:38:22,515 --> 00:38:24,751 Maybe he gave you clothes, material stuff, 964 00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:27,262 - right, you spoiled puss? - No. 965 00:38:27,297 --> 00:38:28,734 But you wanted your daddy, right, 966 00:38:28,769 --> 00:38:30,642 but he couldn't do it 'cause he was too narcissistic. 967 00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:31,721 He's too self-centered. 968 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:35,489 So you ruined everything and every chance he gave you. 969 00:38:35,544 --> 00:38:38,071 And then you ruined yourself on drugs. 970 00:38:38,103 --> 00:38:43,680 And now you're such a piece of garbage that you shit on someone else's bed?! 971 00:38:43,787 --> 00:38:45,989 Damn! 972 00:38:46,037 --> 00:38:47,454 It's kind of poetic, though, isn't it? 973 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:49,615 'Cause that's how you feel about yourself. 974 00:38:49,701 --> 00:38:51,537 Am... Am I close, Trey? 975 00:38:51,572 --> 00:38:53,575 [sobbing] 976 00:38:56,681 --> 00:38:58,030 [sighs] 977 00:39:01,158 --> 00:39:04,335 He didn't even come to my high-school graduation, man. 978 00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:06,603 [sobbing continues] 979 00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:08,403 Yeah, I get it. I ge... I get it, man. 980 00:39:08,457 --> 00:39:09,535 All right, look, If I had a normal dad, 981 00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,073 I wouldn't be in here, either. You know what I mean? 982 00:39:11,108 --> 00:39:13,270 It screws us up, man. 983 00:39:13,348 --> 00:39:15,175 [sighs] I hate myself. 984 00:39:15,226 --> 00:39:18,129 It's... Yeah, it's... [scoffs] 985 00:39:18,383 --> 00:39:19,677 All right, all right, all right. 986 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:21,247 Come on, y-you're... you're... you're... 987 00:39:21,301 --> 00:39:23,209 You know, you're a good kid. 988 00:39:23,244 --> 00:39:24,500 You're letting it out. Let it out. 989 00:39:24,535 --> 00:39:25,652 - It's good, man. It's good. - [sobbing loudly] 990 00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:28,289 I was exactly where you are when I was your age. 991 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,752 Seriously. 992 00:39:29,787 --> 00:39:32,459 I was doing a lot of blow, all right? 993 00:39:32,492 --> 00:39:33,939 And... And I got through it, though. 994 00:39:33,974 --> 00:39:34,703 All right? I got through it. 995 00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:37,372 I sobered up, and I got my shit together. 996 00:39:37,427 --> 00:39:39,102 Then why are you back here? 997 00:39:39,156 --> 00:39:42,988 Well, they... they didn't have Oxy back then, and, you know, that shit's good. 998 00:39:43,023 --> 00:39:44,663 Like, I had... I had back pain, 999 00:39:44,698 --> 00:39:46,495 [chuckling] but, whoa, right? 1000 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:47,406 [chuckles] Yeah. 1001 00:39:47,441 --> 00:39:49,226 W-Wait, that's not what this is about, all right? 1002 00:39:49,273 --> 00:39:51,715 Listen, I-I-I'm... I'm here to tell you 1003 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:55,481 that you'll be fine, okay? You're gonna be fine. 1004 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:58,394 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1005 00:40:00,826 --> 00:40:04,113 So, uh... you moving out? 1006 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,945 Hey, I got to be honest. You know? 1007 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:09,703 Shitting on your roommate's bed's not the greatest foundation for a friendship. 1008 00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,831 I get it. I get it. 1009 00:40:11,865 --> 00:40:13,129 [sighs] 1010 00:40:13,164 --> 00:40:14,401 [sniffs, scoffs] 1011 00:40:14,436 --> 00:40:19,561 All right, all... I'll stay, all right, on one condition. 1012 00:40:20,621 --> 00:40:21,979 We switch beds. 1013 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:23,509 [scoffs] Hey, that's fair. 1014 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:24,340 That's fair, man. 1015 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:27,962 Look... [claps hands] I'm sorry I shit on your bed, man. 1016 00:40:28,076 --> 00:40:29,257 [chuckles] I'm an animal. 1017 00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:31,885 Yeah, but e-even my cats use a litter box. 1018 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:32,871 [chuckles] 1019 00:40:32,956 --> 00:40:34,218 I'm gonna go get something to clean this up. 1020 00:40:34,253 --> 00:40:36,224 All right, wait, look, here. 1021 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:38,622 Use this, and... 1022 00:40:38,657 --> 00:40:40,649 - you can keep the watch. - [laughs] All right. 1023 00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:42,602 I'm getting out, dude. This stinks. 1024 00:40:42,637 --> 00:40:43,757 - It's bad. - All right. 1025 00:40:43,812 --> 00:40:44,788 You're bad. 1026 00:40:44,854 --> 00:40:47,351 Hey, some people enjoy the smell of their own brand. 1027 00:40:47,457 --> 00:40:48,891 I'm just saying. 1028 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,595 [bird squawks] 1029 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,514 - You good, dawg? - I am good, man. 1030 00:40:57,549 --> 00:40:59,075 [chuckles] Later. 1031 00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:00,682 Don't quit before the miracle. 1032 00:41:00,714 --> 00:41:01,802 Shut up. 1033 00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:03,660 Heard it worked out with you and Trey. 1034 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,277 Yeah, yeah, we talked it out. 1035 00:41:05,312 --> 00:41:09,563 So maybe you don't always have the right impulses or instincts about other people. 1036 00:41:09,598 --> 00:41:11,098 [clicks tongue] Uh, no, Chris. Usually, I do. 1037 00:41:11,144 --> 00:41:12,607 It just takes me a while to get to them. 1038 00:41:12,661 --> 00:41:14,171 Like... Like, for instance, you. 1039 00:41:14,218 --> 00:41:16,161 I know you're not some sort of sobriety wizard. 1040 00:41:16,216 --> 00:41:19,535 I also know that you're bordering on inappropriate, 1041 00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:22,260 perhaps even illegal behavior. 1042 00:41:22,295 --> 00:41:25,773 Okay, I think I have an amends to make. 1043 00:41:25,807 --> 00:41:27,038 I didn't act appropriately. 1044 00:41:27,073 --> 00:41:30,378 I did record you and maybe some others. 1045 00:41:30,412 --> 00:41:32,381 I think I may have crossed a line. 1046 00:41:32,494 --> 00:41:34,236 People's privacy is important. 1047 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,777 Yeah, yeah. It was messed up what you did, man. 1048 00:41:36,819 --> 00:41:38,138 I'm sorry. 1049 00:41:39,272 --> 00:41:41,975 Okay, all right. I appreciate that. 1050 00:41:42,277 --> 00:41:45,251 So, uh, the wording on this release form... 1051 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:47,796 - If you could take a quick look at it... - No, no, I won't. 1052 00:41:47,828 --> 00:41:50,665 I... Did... Did you record this, too? 1053 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,469 I... did. 1054 00:41:54,501 --> 00:41:55,671 [blues music plays] 1055 00:41:55,703 --> 00:41:58,410 [sighs] It's so screwed up, man. 1056 00:41:58,459 --> 00:42:01,029 Seriously, what's wrong with you? 1057 00:42:01,107 --> 00:42:03,443 You've got a problem. 1058 00:42:03,578 --> 00:42:05,580 [door opens] 1059 00:42:07,906 --> 00:42:10,897 Marc Maron. Sobriety day five. 1060 00:42:10,932 --> 00:42:12,654 Remind him of the "ism." 1061 00:42:12,686 --> 00:42:14,423 "I seek misery." 1062 00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:19,421 1063 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:23,538 Next Wednesday, Marc adjusts to recovery. 1064 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,395 Look, I don't think I can do this place. 1065 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:28,807 All right? You know, these kids are just... kids. 1066 00:42:28,881 --> 00:42:30,881 Everyone here is just trying to get better. 1067 00:42:30,934 --> 00:42:32,268 This is stupid! 1068 00:42:32,303 --> 00:42:33,645 Who's acting like a child now? 1069 00:42:33,703 --> 00:42:35,255 [mocking] "Who's acting like a child now?" 1070 00:42:35,290 --> 00:42:38,170 Maron, brand new next Wednesday at 09:00 on IFC. 1071 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,750 And always on demand, and on the IFC app. 1072 00:42:40,909 --> 00:42:50,909 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 1073 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,554 This story is fictional, but addiction isn't. 1074 00:42:53,593 --> 00:42:55,294 This could've easily happened to me. 1075 00:42:55,336 --> 00:42:57,898 If you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, 1076 00:42:57,971 --> 00:43:01,320 get help. Call this number, or check out this site. 1077 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:05,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 76198

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