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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,715 --> 00:00:06,817 Good morning, sunshine. 2 00:00:06,851 --> 00:00:08,318 Sleep okay? 3 00:00:08,353 --> 00:00:09,820 Yeah, is there coffee? 4 00:00:09,854 --> 00:00:11,488 Have you heard my podcast? 5 00:00:11,523 --> 00:00:12,656 No. 6 00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:14,191 Oh. 7 00:00:14,225 --> 00:00:16,226 Did you have fun last night? 8 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:17,327 Eh. 9 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:18,362 [cellphone vibrating] 10 00:00:18,396 --> 00:00:19,997 It's my dad. 11 00:00:20,031 --> 00:00:21,331 Oh. 12 00:00:21,366 --> 00:00:22,533 Give me the phone. 13 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:23,767 You want to talk to him? 14 00:00:23,801 --> 00:00:27,771 Yeah. Give me the phone. 15 00:00:27,805 --> 00:00:28,872 Hey, brother. 16 00:00:28,907 --> 00:00:30,440 How's Sydney? 17 00:00:30,475 --> 00:00:31,909 You guys getting along? 18 00:00:31,943 --> 00:00:33,410 Is she talking? 19 00:00:33,444 --> 00:00:35,045 Yeah, she is talking. 20 00:00:35,079 --> 00:00:37,014 She's talking a lot about what a dick her dad is. 21 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:39,116 Really? Like what? 22 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,884 I'm just kidding, man. Everything's good. 23 00:00:40,919 --> 00:00:42,252 We're gonna have a great time. 24 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:44,187 I'm just happy she's out of Arizona 25 00:00:44,222 --> 00:00:45,455 for the first time in her life. 26 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,424 Look, she's a great girl. 27 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:50,027 I just can't get her interested in anything. 28 00:00:50,061 --> 00:00:51,228 Maybe you can show her your life, 29 00:00:51,262 --> 00:00:52,296 and something will excite her. 30 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:53,564 Oh, and also, 31 00:00:53,598 --> 00:00:55,732 don't trust her... at all. 32 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:57,267 I think you're being a little paranoid. 33 00:00:57,302 --> 00:00:58,769 She's just a teenager. 34 00:00:58,803 --> 00:01:01,104 You're not a parent. You have no idea what it's like. 35 00:01:01,139 --> 00:01:02,806 Yeah, but, look, I get teenagers. 36 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,308 I've dated a few 24-year-olds, all right? 37 00:01:04,342 --> 00:01:06,109 I-I know I'm not her father, 38 00:01:06,144 --> 00:01:07,444 but I'm her cool uncle, 39 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:08,812 and we're gonna have a great time. 40 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:11,148 Remember, no booze, no boys, 41 00:01:11,182 --> 00:01:13,584 and don't let her leave the house dressed like a whore. 42 00:01:13,618 --> 00:01:15,752 Wow, bro. A whore? 43 00:01:15,787 --> 00:01:18,422 Don't worry, I got a handle on everything, okay? 44 00:01:18,456 --> 00:01:20,157 All right. 45 00:01:23,494 --> 00:01:27,097 Uh, I-I-I'll call if she ends up in jail. 46 00:01:27,131 --> 00:01:29,700 ["The Poisoned Well" plays] 47 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,938 Won't fall for it 48 00:01:34,472 --> 00:01:36,429 You can't see 49 00:01:36,843 --> 00:01:38,710 And you can't tell 50 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:43,813 I just can't drink from the poisoned well 51 00:01:43,814 --> 00:01:48,714 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 52 00:01:48,786 --> 00:01:51,288 So, what are we doing now? 53 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:53,323 Wow. 54 00:01:53,358 --> 00:01:55,926 Are you sure you want to wear that? 55 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,594 Yeah. 56 00:01:57,629 --> 00:01:58,929 In public? 57 00:01:58,963 --> 00:02:00,931 This is what everyone wears. 58 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:03,767 You're just acting just like my dad. 59 00:02:03,801 --> 00:02:05,035 I thought you were cool. 60 00:02:05,069 --> 00:02:06,470 I am cool. 61 00:02:06,504 --> 00:02:09,473 Uh, it's just gonna be cold outside, 62 00:02:09,507 --> 00:02:13,110 so maybe you could, uh, wear a sweatshirt. 63 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:16,546 Why don't you take this? You can have it. 64 00:02:16,581 --> 00:02:18,849 You should wear it. 65 00:02:19,984 --> 00:02:22,519 Classic. 66 00:02:22,553 --> 00:02:24,521 What does that even mean? 67 00:02:26,591 --> 00:02:28,625 Okay, here's what we're gonna do this afternoon. 68 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:30,894 We're gonna go to a taping of "The Conan O'Brien Show." 69 00:02:30,928 --> 00:02:32,396 You ever watch Conan O'Brien? 70 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,797 SYDNEY: No. 71 00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:36,133 All right. 72 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:38,335 Oh, all right. 73 00:02:38,369 --> 00:02:41,071 Well, that's a good adjustment. 74 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:47,811 So, uh... So, how's school? 75 00:02:47,845 --> 00:02:49,146 I don't like school. 76 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,814 All my friends go to a different school. 77 00:02:50,848 --> 00:02:52,582 All right, so... So, what do you like? 78 00:02:52,617 --> 00:02:54,317 Do you like art? Do you like music? 79 00:02:54,352 --> 00:02:55,752 Do you like sports? 80 00:02:55,787 --> 00:02:57,487 Do you like, uh, movies? 81 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:59,756 Do you like... murder? 82 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,324 Do you like murdering? 83 00:03:01,359 --> 00:03:03,193 [sighs] 84 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:04,594 I have a boyfriend. 85 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:06,363 Oh, well, that's... There you go. 86 00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:08,899 Uh, do... [stammers] Well, tell me about him. 87 00:03:08,933 --> 00:03:10,233 What's he like? 88 00:03:10,268 --> 00:03:12,436 My dad doesn't like him. 89 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:14,671 Well, that... that's all you need, then, right? 90 00:03:14,706 --> 00:03:16,406 - [knock on door] - Ooh. 91 00:03:21,246 --> 00:03:22,279 - Whitney! - Hey! 92 00:03:22,314 --> 00:03:24,181 What a surprise! 93 00:03:24,215 --> 00:03:25,615 How's it going with her? 94 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:26,917 Eh... 95 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:29,886 Not really going. 96 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:31,621 - Not great. - No. 97 00:03:31,656 --> 00:03:34,224 So, Whitney used to have her own show on TV. 98 00:03:34,258 --> 00:03:35,592 She does stand-up comedy. 99 00:03:35,626 --> 00:03:38,695 She produces another show on television. 100 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:40,931 Yeah, do you, uh, want to get involved in television? 101 00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:42,099 No, not really. 102 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:43,700 I don't really even watch TV. 103 00:03:43,735 --> 00:03:45,035 That's okay... I mean, the people 104 00:03:45,069 --> 00:03:46,069 that watch TV didn't watch my show, 105 00:03:46,104 --> 00:03:47,304 - so... - [chuckles] 106 00:03:47,338 --> 00:03:48,638 [laughing] Oh, my God, she laughed! 107 00:03:48,673 --> 00:03:50,040 - I'm killing. - Excellent! 108 00:03:50,074 --> 00:03:51,775 - [chuckles] - That was the first time. 109 00:03:51,809 --> 00:03:53,610 So, okay, well, then, what do you like? 110 00:03:53,644 --> 00:03:57,447 PewDiePie, Tyler Oakley, Smosh. 111 00:03:57,482 --> 00:03:59,049 What is she saying? Are these Pok?mon? 112 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:01,318 No, these are YouTubers, right? 113 00:04:01,352 --> 00:04:03,253 Yes, yeah. Do you know any of them? 114 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:04,342 - I mean... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up. 115 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,590 What do... what do they do? 116 00:04:05,623 --> 00:04:06,957 They're coming for our jobs. 117 00:04:06,991 --> 00:04:08,058 That's what they are. 118 00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:09,392 This is Shad. 119 00:04:09,427 --> 00:04:10,927 SHAD: It's time for "Be My Bae"! 120 00:04:10,962 --> 00:04:13,263 SnizzLint96, be my bae. 121 00:04:13,297 --> 00:04:16,833 ChowFatFun, mmm, give me some. Be my bae. 122 00:04:16,868 --> 00:04:20,604 The_Droobler, be my bae. 123 00:04:20,638 --> 00:04:21,772 - [laughs] - Or no. 124 00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:23,073 Oh, he's hilarious. 125 00:04:23,107 --> 00:04:24,941 I-I feel like I was just assaulted 126 00:04:24,976 --> 00:04:26,476 with a barrage of no talent. 127 00:04:26,511 --> 00:04:28,845 That's a lot of talking fast. 128 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,347 He's the best. 129 00:04:30,381 --> 00:04:33,483 Really? At what? 130 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:36,753 That was insane. 131 00:04:36,788 --> 00:04:38,288 That's the most excited she's been 132 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:39,523 since she's been here. 133 00:04:39,557 --> 00:04:40,824 I mean, I don't know anything 134 00:04:40,858 --> 00:04:42,125 about that world. Do you? 135 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,593 No, I mean, but I am thinking 136 00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:45,529 about looking into it for my own career. 137 00:04:45,563 --> 00:04:47,531 I got to find one of those guys so she can meet them. 138 00:04:47,565 --> 00:04:49,533 I mean, do we know anybody that knows them? 139 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:51,668 I mean, we're in show business. We got to know somebody. 140 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:53,103 You know who you should talk to? Andy Dick. 141 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,671 Oh, come on. Is there anybody else? 142 00:04:54,705 --> 00:04:56,606 I'm telling you, he's like the bridge, you know? 143 00:04:56,641 --> 00:04:58,108 He's the only one of our generation 144 00:04:58,142 --> 00:04:59,276 who still talks to 10-year-olds. 145 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,378 Oh, no, but with him comes chaos 146 00:05:01,412 --> 00:05:03,180 and possible jail time and... 147 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:04,781 But he is in town. 148 00:05:04,816 --> 00:05:06,616 He's promoting his court-ordered, 149 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:08,652 um, like, one-man show. 150 00:05:08,686 --> 00:05:09,719 Just get him in your garage. 151 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:11,054 Oh, then he's in my house 152 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:12,989 and I got to open up that whole can of worms. 153 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:14,191 I've been, uh... 154 00:05:14,225 --> 00:05:15,192 I've been avoiding Andy Dick. 155 00:05:15,226 --> 00:05:16,193 I think if you want 156 00:05:16,227 --> 00:05:17,194 to entertain your niece, 157 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:19,062 you're gonna need Dick. 158 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:20,730 Really, Whit? You're better than that. 159 00:05:20,765 --> 00:05:22,632 Definitely, I'm not better than that. 160 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,568 All right, well, I guess I'm just gonna have to get Dick. 161 00:05:27,705 --> 00:05:29,406 Hey, Sydney. 162 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,342 I can explain that. He's a guy. 163 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,361 All right, okay, so, explain to me, Andy, 164 00:05:37,396 --> 00:05:40,765 how do you get a court-ordered one-man show? 165 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:41,866 I peed in a theater. 166 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,134 Is that what it's called? 167 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,602 Okay, interview over. I'm done. 168 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,270 Stop it. Stop it. 169 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:49,040 No, no. It's called "Dick'd," with apostrophe "d," 170 00:05:49,074 --> 00:05:51,175 like "Punk'd" but with my name... "Dick'd." 171 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:52,276 I'm "Dick'd." 172 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,344 You are "Dick'd." 173 00:05:53,378 --> 00:05:54,946 - No. - But are you... 174 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,447 But the thing is I'm sick of it. 175 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,316 I'm sick of... 'Cause the show you saw 176 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,818 was that half "Mamma Mia!"- 177 00:06:00,852 --> 00:06:02,286 half "Puppetry of the Penis," you know, 178 00:06:02,287 --> 00:06:03,721 where I... Stretch Armstrong... 179 00:06:03,722 --> 00:06:05,122 But isn't the idea the... the... 180 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,124 the court order was, as an entertainer, 181 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,492 you were gonna talk about how you changed? 182 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:09,894 - I mean, didn't... - Yeah. 183 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:11,529 How is... Well, how have you changed? 184 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:12,530 Well, you're looking at. 185 00:06:12,564 --> 00:06:13,531 - What? I like it. - You do? 186 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:14,899 - Yeah. - Boring? 187 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:16,334 It's not... How are you boring? There's no... 188 00:06:16,368 --> 00:06:18,536 Boring! Hello? 189 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:19,904 You could never be boring. 190 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:21,739 - Bo-ring! - That's in your head. 191 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,240 - Bo-ring, ring. Hello? - It's in your head. It's in your head. 192 00:06:23,275 --> 00:06:24,642 Well, this is what you get, 193 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,711 so this is what America wants. 194 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:28,079 This is what America gets. 195 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:30,681 You court-ordered it... boring! 196 00:06:30,716 --> 00:06:32,917 I own a wallet now. 197 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,485 Good. Great. 198 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,820 - And I got my driver's license back, - Uh-huh. 199 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:36,821 which is good, actually. 200 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,022 It's in my wallet, 201 00:06:38,056 --> 00:06:39,991 which is in my front pocket, 202 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,692 actually, because I wear my pants backwards. 203 00:06:41,727 --> 00:06:42,693 No, you don't. 204 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:43,861 - No, I really do. - Why? 205 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:45,496 So I don't whip it out, so... 206 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,897 I'm serious... so easily. 207 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:48,232 It's like, you know... 208 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:49,600 Which doesn't happen as much 209 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:50,668 now that I don't drink. 210 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:51,769 Isn't that amazing? 211 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:53,270 Keep it in your pants, kids! 212 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:54,705 Now you've mentioned kids. You... 213 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,574 - I don't remember. - But you have, like, kids. 214 00:06:56,608 --> 00:06:58,109 I have a boatload of kids. 215 00:06:58,143 --> 00:06:59,610 You have a lot of kids. 216 00:06:59,645 --> 00:07:02,113 Yeah, like, between three and five kids. 217 00:07:02,147 --> 00:07:03,848 - What? Oh, it's a... - Like, three... 218 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,750 Two that are, like, surrogate. 219 00:07:05,784 --> 00:07:07,518 So, you know how to talk to kids. I don't. 220 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,719 No, I don't. 221 00:07:08,754 --> 00:07:10,621 No, my 15-year-old niece is here now, 222 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,957 - and I can't communicate with her. - Good luck with that. 223 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,992 I can't... I have no idea. She's just shutting me out. 224 00:07:15,026 --> 00:07:16,093 - Can't communicate. - No. 225 00:07:16,128 --> 00:07:18,129 - She likes these YouTuber guys. - Yeah, uh-huh. 226 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:19,730 And they're just... To me, they're just yelling 227 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:20,965 at the camera. They have no talent. 228 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,299 Have you seen the videos? 229 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:23,567 Ray William Johnson. 230 00:07:23,602 --> 00:07:24,769 Don't know him. 231 00:07:24,803 --> 00:07:26,437 - Pruane the Sexman. - Don't know him. 232 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,039 Shad Browning-Harris. 233 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,506 Him I've heard of. 234 00:07:29,541 --> 00:07:31,042 He's a very good friend of mine. 235 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,244 [laughing] He throws... Oh, man, that last party. 236 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,278 I don't go to those parties anymore. 237 00:07:34,312 --> 00:07:35,613 Well, good for you. 238 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:37,081 Boring Andy. New Andy. 239 00:07:37,115 --> 00:07:39,183 That... Look, I-I-I'm sorry you're 240 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:40,484 not going to parties, Andy. 241 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:42,086 I don't think you're boring. But if you know 242 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,554 this kid Shad and you can hook me up with him 243 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,156 so I can introduce him to my niece, 244 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,125 that would make me just the greatest uncle in the world. 245 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,493 Can you help me out? 246 00:07:49,528 --> 00:07:51,328 Can you promote my one-man show? 247 00:07:51,363 --> 00:07:52,463 Absolutely. What's it called? 248 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:54,298 "Dick'd." "Dick'd." 249 00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:56,467 - Do you need a visual? - No, I don't. 250 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:58,435 Oh, my... His pants are really on backwards. 251 00:07:58,469 --> 00:07:59,770 - Yeah, I told you. - Stop it. 252 00:07:59,805 --> 00:08:01,605 - You know what? - Sit down. 253 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,640 Yeah. You're a... 254 00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:03,841 That's too bad. 255 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,422 It would have been great radio. 256 00:08:08,647 --> 00:08:10,481 That went good, right? 257 00:08:10,515 --> 00:08:13,017 I... Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. 258 00:08:13,051 --> 00:08:14,652 - You know what? It doesn't matter. - Yeah. 259 00:08:14,686 --> 00:08:17,488 The thing is, is I'll tell Shad that you're coming over. 260 00:08:17,522 --> 00:08:19,857 - Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, and then I'll text you... 261 00:08:19,891 --> 00:08:20,958 - That will be so good. - ...his address. 262 00:08:20,992 --> 00:08:22,259 That will be so good. 263 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,627 It'll be such a nice surprise for her. 264 00:08:23,662 --> 00:08:26,497 ANDY: Isn't she a little young for you? 265 00:08:26,531 --> 00:08:28,732 That's my niece... I just told you my niece is here. 266 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,000 Well, that's illegal. 267 00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:31,702 She's visiting. There's nothing going on. 268 00:08:31,737 --> 00:08:33,471 Why are we even having this conversation? 269 00:08:33,505 --> 00:08:36,540 - Hey, how long are you visiting? - Till Sunday. 270 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,109 - Oh, I'm Andy. What's your name? - Sydney. 271 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,011 Spaghetti arms, that's your name. Look at you, little spaghetti arms. 272 00:08:41,045 --> 00:08:42,913 All right, Andy, I think you're scaring her. 273 00:08:42,947 --> 00:08:43,879 No, I'm... What are you... 274 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:45,049 - This is what I'm talking about! - What? 275 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,117 I gave her spaghetti arms, 276 00:08:46,118 --> 00:08:47,151 - and now I'm a pedophile! - No, I'm... I'm not... 277 00:08:47,185 --> 00:08:49,653 I'm groping her when I'm giving her spaghetti arms. 278 00:08:49,688 --> 00:08:51,021 - No, I'm... - That's what I'm talking about. 279 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:53,023 You're not helping my image! 280 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:54,225 This is the new Andy. 281 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:55,593 - All right. - Okay? 282 00:08:55,627 --> 00:08:57,361 Back off, S.V.U.! 283 00:08:57,395 --> 00:08:58,996 - Okay. - I am not a monster! 284 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,232 O-Okay. 285 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:03,534 All right, that was, uh, Andy... 286 00:09:03,568 --> 00:09:05,169 the new Andy. 287 00:09:05,203 --> 00:09:06,637 You should have seen the old Andy. 288 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,398 That... that was something. 289 00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:12,243 I think this is it. 290 00:09:12,277 --> 00:09:13,344 What are we doing? 291 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,012 Whose house is this? 292 00:09:15,046 --> 00:09:16,147 I've been here before. 293 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,548 My friend Ray used to live here... 294 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,150 Ray Romano? 295 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,551 "Everybody Loves Raymond"? 296 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:21,819 Really? Nothing? 297 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:22,887 You don't...? 298 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:24,522 All right. 299 00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:30,594 Hello? 300 00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:32,530 Hello? 301 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,035 This... this is The Shad Shack! 302 00:09:38,069 --> 00:09:39,336 Of course it is. 303 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,039 Oh, my God. 304 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:43,908 [voice in distance] 305 00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:48,646 [man imitating fighting sounds] 306 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,888 And then I'm all like, "Pssh!" [chuckles] 307 00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:59,924 "Why you hatin'?" 308 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,760 A guy like that needs some serious attitude adjusting. 309 00:10:02,794 --> 00:10:04,962 Why you hatin'? 310 00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:07,231 Why you hatin'? Hey. Mmm. 311 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:08,966 What's happening? 312 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,135 He's doing the next "Why You Hatin'?"! 313 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:12,703 [Sydney giggles] 314 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,405 He's got a lot of nice stuff. 315 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,857 He's worth $4.4 million. 316 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,444 You're Andy Dick's friends. 317 00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:21,946 He told me you were gonna be stopping by. 318 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,113 He was right about Sydney. 319 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:24,148 Wow. 320 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:25,149 Hey. 321 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,617 Will you be my bae? 322 00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:27,785 Hey, hi. I'm Marc Maron. 323 00:10:27,819 --> 00:10:28,953 This is my niece. 324 00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:30,487 Ooh, but that niece-ta! 325 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:31,589 [both laugh] 326 00:10:31,623 --> 00:10:33,090 Dude, I think I remember 327 00:10:33,124 --> 00:10:34,925 seeing you on Comedy Central. 328 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,061 - That's right. - Back when I was in elementary school. 329 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,329 - Yeah, yeah. - Dope. 330 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:41,232 So, uh, what have you been doing? 331 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,000 I... You know, I still do comedy, 332 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,335 and I have a podcast. 333 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:46,770 Well, good for you for keeping at it. 334 00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:50,641 - You want to make a video with me? - Oh, no, no, no. 335 00:10:50,675 --> 00:10:51,842 I just wanted her to meet you 336 00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,510 and see what you had going on here. 337 00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:54,912 - I'm good. - You sure? 338 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,647 Dude, I get like 2 million views a week. 339 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:57,848 [chuckles] 340 00:10:57,883 --> 00:10:59,283 You don't think your podcast could use 341 00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:01,118 a Shad bump? 342 00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:04,021 You should do it. You should do it. 343 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,189 You should do it, Uncle Marc. 344 00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:06,991 2 million subscribers, huh? 345 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:09,627 - Swag. - All right, why not? Let's do it. 346 00:11:09,661 --> 00:11:11,495 - Good. - All right. 347 00:11:11,529 --> 00:11:14,665 I'll make a wardrobe change right quick. 348 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:17,034 [giggles] You're so funny. 349 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:18,869 Thanks. 350 00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:20,104 [clicks tongue] 351 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,840 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 352 00:11:22,874 --> 00:11:24,808 MARC: Okay, what are we doing? 353 00:11:24,843 --> 00:11:26,777 - You got to squat. - Why? 354 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,379 'Cause we're gonna pop into frame. 355 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:29,980 [chuckles] You good with that? 356 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:33,117 Yeah, yeah, I-I can pop. 357 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,652 Sweet, thank you. 358 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:35,953 I'll signal for you to pop up. 359 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,054 Just do like I do. 360 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,622 Rolling! [clears throat] 361 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,724 [Shad exhales sharply] Action! 362 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:42,726 We're back for another... [chuckles] 363 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:45,296 "Why You Hatin'?" 364 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,619 And, uh... [chuckles] Do you hear what I hear? 365 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,303 What were you doing down there, 366 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,571 Marc Maron of podcasting and comedy? 367 00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:56,140 I was doing what you told me to. 368 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,875 Well, I didn't tell you to use teeth. 369 00:11:57,909 --> 00:12:00,044 - [chuckles] - Okay, yeah, that's funny. 370 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:01,378 All right, all right. 371 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:02,746 Now... now, okay, what are we doing? 372 00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,348 Relax, old guy. 373 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,650 You need a chair, maybe some water? 374 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,252 I don't know. You need a spanking 375 00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:09,853 or something, douche bag? 376 00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,822 - You want to start over or something? - No, no, 377 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:12,857 we'll pick up from where we stopped, 378 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:14,391 and then just edit around that. 379 00:12:14,426 --> 00:12:16,427 Action! It's Marc Maron from podcasting! 380 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,896 He was on TV when I was a kid! 381 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,064 Yeah. 382 00:12:20,098 --> 00:12:22,933 Marc Maron... 383 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,435 who you hatin'? 384 00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:26,437 And why? 385 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:28,105 I don't know what's happening. 386 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,206 [clears throat] All right. 387 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,874 This next part, Marc, 388 00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,543 I'm gonna need you to put this baby bonnet on 389 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,778 and then cry into the camera. 390 00:12:34,813 --> 00:12:36,547 I'm not doing it. 391 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,215 [Shad scoffs] 392 00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:39,083 Don't be a little baby, Marc. 393 00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:40,718 Wah! 394 00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:42,586 I'm little baby Marc. Wa-a-a-h! 395 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,754 Well, you think just because I'm older 396 00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:44,955 I don't know what you're doing here? 397 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,290 You're trying to sandbag me with some, 398 00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,592 you know, green-screen video bullshit. 399 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:51,028 You think you're funny? You think this is funny? 400 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,030 You're not a star. You're not even talented. 401 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,566 All right? You're just making crap. 402 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,468 Oh, let me rephrase that... content. 403 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:58,535 Uncle Marc! 404 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,604 Ah, see? Exactly. 405 00:13:00,638 --> 00:13:02,606 And what's your deal, Uncle Marc? 406 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,874 I paid my dues, man. 407 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,908 I'm a stand-up comic. 408 00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:06,410 I know how to do something. 409 00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:08,078 Yeah, you know... you know how to do something. 410 00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,913 - You do a podcast, right? - Yeah. 411 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,915 - Where do you do that? - In my garage. 412 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,117 Oh, okay. 413 00:13:13,151 --> 00:13:14,985 Beep, beep, beep! 414 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,754 What does that even mean?! 415 00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:19,189 What do... Are we... are we still rolling? 416 00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:20,357 Is it my show now? 417 00:13:20,391 --> 00:13:22,760 Well, listen, anybody who watches this 418 00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:24,428 is a goddamn moron. 419 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:27,561 How'd I do with the, uh, "Who I'm Hating?" 420 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,937 Oh, shit. 421 00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:41,578 What?! What?! What?! 422 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,813 You're not gonna talk to me now? 423 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,314 I don't get it. I mean, what... 424 00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:46,016 I get into a fight with a guy who hand-farts 425 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,452 Taylor Swift songs, now I'm the asshole? 426 00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,821 - [door slams] - Come... 427 00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:54,491 All right. 428 00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:01,716 Hey, Sydney, you want to come out here? 429 00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:03,919 I made popcorn, gonna watch a movie. 430 00:14:03,953 --> 00:14:06,221 It's a Fassbinder film... 431 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:10,058 "The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant." 432 00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:12,327 You know that movie? 433 00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:14,029 Or "Pitch Perfect" is on demand. 434 00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,264 [cellphone dings] 435 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,068 What? 436 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,104 [keyboard clacking] 437 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,911 I'm here with old guy Marc Maron! 438 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,746 Do you need a spanking or something? 439 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,548 [chuckles] Take me out to dinner first. 440 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:33,782 You're just... funny. [farts] 441 00:14:33,816 --> 00:14:35,884 Ugh. What was that all about? 442 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,452 Are we still rolling? [farts] 443 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,688 Seriously, Marc, what did you eat? 444 00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:41,223 This is a professional sound stage, 445 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:42,858 and that behavior is not allowed here. 446 00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:45,194 I'm a... ahit. [farting] 447 00:14:45,228 --> 00:14:46,795 Bye-bye, Marc. 448 00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,597 Shit! 449 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,432 Hey, did you see this, Sydney? 450 00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,201 Are you happy now? 451 00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,136 [cellphone vibrating] 452 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,904 [sighs] What? 453 00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:57,940 Hey, what's it like to be an old? 454 00:14:57,974 --> 00:15:00,776 Oh, great, you saw that, too? God damn it. 455 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,444 I have software on Sydney's phone. 456 00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,713 I can see whatever she looks at on that thing. 457 00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:06,882 Wow, why don't you just put a chip in her head? 458 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,284 Hey, what are you guys doing in the Hollywood Hills? 459 00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,820 - What? - Oh, I'm tracking her phone on GPS. 460 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,092 How accurate is the GPS on that thing? 461 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,727 Can you see an actual address? 462 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,429 Uh, yeah. 463 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,631 2602 Glendower Avenue. 464 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,501 Boy, oh... Uh... That... that's amazing! 465 00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:28,270 2602 Glendower Avenue! 466 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:29,972 That's exactly where we are. 467 00:15:30,006 --> 00:15:31,306 All right, we're in the middle of a thing. 468 00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,041 I'll check in with you later. 469 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,819 [indistinct conversations] 470 00:15:41,203 --> 00:15:44,939 [up-tempo music plays] 471 00:15:44,973 --> 00:15:47,274 Excuse me. 472 00:15:49,645 --> 00:15:51,145 Hey. Excuse me. 473 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,581 You seem like the only other adult here. 474 00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:55,683 Have you seen a 15-year-old girl 475 00:15:55,717 --> 00:15:58,486 with curly brown hair, bad attitude? 476 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,623 Okay. Good talk. 477 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,062 All right. 478 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,703 Andy! 479 00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:17,638 Aren't you not supposed to be here? 480 00:16:17,673 --> 00:16:20,141 Oh, I'm bad. 481 00:16:20,175 --> 00:16:21,342 Shit, are the cops here? 482 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:23,144 - No, I di... - Oh, thank God. 483 00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:25,012 Marc, this is my daughter. 484 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:27,515 So, Marc, my daughter, Meg. Marc. 485 00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,684 - All right, I got to go. - He's the mean guy. 486 00:16:29,718 --> 00:16:32,119 - And this is my boyfriend! Marc! - MARON: Oh, stop it. 487 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:33,487 Okay, are you ready? 488 00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:35,389 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. 489 00:16:35,424 --> 00:16:36,991 What are you doing?! 490 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,459 What are you doing, Uncle Marc? 491 00:16:38,493 --> 00:16:39,560 Come on! We're going. 492 00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:40,795 Come on. 493 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:42,363 No, no, no, I haven't done it yet. 494 00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:44,799 I don't know what "it" is, but we're going. Let's go. 495 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,701 No, I'm gonna get a million hits. 496 00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,369 Hold my hair, you guys! 497 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:49,837 [all chanting] Hold my hair! 498 00:16:49,871 --> 00:16:52,306 - Hold my hair! Hold my hair! - [chuckling] Hold my hair. 499 00:16:52,341 --> 00:16:53,708 Shut up! Shut up! 500 00:16:53,742 --> 00:16:55,009 Oh, of course. You. 501 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,677 You're a piece of shit, you know that? 502 00:16:56,712 --> 00:16:57,979 - A piece of shit. - [chuckles] 503 00:16:58,013 --> 00:16:59,247 She volunteered to be the next 504 00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,349 "Hold My Hair" girl... brah. 505 00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:03,751 SYDNEY: Yeah, I'm gonna be the next "Hold My Hair" girl. 506 00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:04,819 You're not gonna be anything. 507 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,187 We're leaving. 508 00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:07,188 Turn that off. 509 00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:08,923 Hey. Okay... dad. 510 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:10,858 All right. I shut the camera off. 511 00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:12,994 It's still on. Turn it off. 512 00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:15,029 Hey, well, you know what? Freedom of the press, man! 513 00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:17,265 - I don't have to shut this off. - Turn it off! 514 00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:18,499 Are you really getting in my face 515 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:19,767 - right now, man? - Yeah, I am right now. 516 00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:21,335 Oh, yeah, tough guy?! 517 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,570 You know what? You can't 518 00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:24,272 put that up online because she's 15. 519 00:17:24,306 --> 00:17:26,607 Did you know that when you started filling her 520 00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:29,377 with rumple minze, you piece of shit. Did you know that? 521 00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:32,413 And if any video of my niece shows up anywhere, 522 00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,415 I'm gonna shut The Shad Shack down. 523 00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:36,250 Back to the garage, old man. 524 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:37,918 - SYDNEY: Stop it. - Come on. 525 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:39,320 - Ow. Ow! - I just can't believe 526 00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:40,855 you'd pull this kind of stuff with me. 527 00:17:40,889 --> 00:17:42,189 I didn't do anything wrong! 528 00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:43,457 You snuck out of my house. 529 00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:45,692 You got into a car with Andy Dick. 530 00:17:45,727 --> 00:17:47,295 You're... Now you're drunk at a party 531 00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:49,964 with date rapers and Andy Dick. 532 00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,099 All it takes is one idiot with a camera 533 00:17:52,134 --> 00:17:53,367 to ruin your whole life. 534 00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:55,036 Please, I-I know 535 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,137 you've done worse. 536 00:17:56,171 --> 00:17:57,905 I listen to your podcast. 537 00:17:57,939 --> 00:18:00,074 Oh, really? You said you didn't listen to it. 538 00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:02,276 I lied. 539 00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:03,811 I like it. 540 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:05,246 [laughing] Okay. 541 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,981 I just feel... 542 00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:08,749 alone all the time. 543 00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:11,952 Do you know what that's like? 544 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,055 Yeah. 545 00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:15,156 Yeah, I do. 546 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,158 [retching] 547 00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,759 Oh. 548 00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:20,328 Okay. All right. 549 00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,630 Got a real "Hold My Hair" video going here. 550 00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:23,931 [retching continues] 551 00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:25,132 It's a private moment, though. 552 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,635 That's the way it's supposed to be. 553 00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:28,903 Hey. 554 00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:30,838 All right? 555 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:35,776 You good? 556 00:18:36,878 --> 00:18:38,412 - [retching] - Oh. 557 00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,015 - I don't miss this. - [camera shutter clicking] 558 00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:43,651 - Nothing to see here. Put your phone away. - [retching continues] 559 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:49,854 [cellphone vibrating] 560 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,960 Hey, Josh, we're on the way to the airport right now. 561 00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:54,695 How did the trip go? 562 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,696 Did she drive you crazy? 563 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:56,931 No, man, it was cool. 564 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:57,998 We had a good time. 565 00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,033 We went shopping. 566 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,201 She met Whitney Cummings. 567 00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:01,335 Who? 568 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,670 It was good, man. 569 00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,705 Last night we just had, like, a quiet dinner 570 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,040 at some friends' house. 571 00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:08,442 No incidents to report, brother. 572 00:19:08,477 --> 00:19:10,845 Yeah, we're on... I'm going now. 573 00:19:10,879 --> 00:19:12,012 We're going right now. 574 00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:13,748 All right. Talk to you later. 575 00:19:16,318 --> 00:19:17,518 I didn't rat you out. 576 00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:20,254 Don't I get any credit for that? 577 00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:24,125 All right, did you learn anything from last night? 578 00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:25,359 No. 579 00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:28,028 All right. 580 00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:30,998 Let's get you to the airport. 581 00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:38,005 Parenting is the worst job on Earth. 582 00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:40,141 Even if you say you don't want to do it, 583 00:19:40,175 --> 00:19:42,042 even if you say, "I don't have the time. 584 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,811 "I can't handle the responsibility. 585 00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:46,313 "I don't want them damaging my near-mint collection 586 00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:49,483 of 'Star Wars' action figures," it doesn't matter, 587 00:19:49,518 --> 00:19:52,553 because it's not a choice, really. 588 00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:56,223 Wanting to be a parent is hardwired into our DNA. 589 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,658 And everybody who has kids just hopes 590 00:19:57,692 --> 00:19:59,160 that they can relate to their offspring 591 00:19:59,194 --> 00:20:01,429 better than their parents related to them. 592 00:20:01,463 --> 00:20:03,931 I mean, my 15-year-old niece was just in town. 593 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,499 I thought I could relate to her. 594 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,234 I thought I could give her some life advice. 595 00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:08,769 I thought I could connect. 596 00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:10,337 I could not. 597 00:20:10,372 --> 00:20:14,675 And what I learned is that teenagers are dicks. 598 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:18,078 And then I started to think about what I was like as a kid 599 00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:21,182 and how difficult I was for my parents to bring up. 600 00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:24,185 And then it made me think some more about that. 601 00:20:24,219 --> 00:20:26,854 And then I came to the conclusion 602 00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:29,523 that my parents... 603 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,759 still weren't very good parents. 604 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,427 They were... they were kind of bad parents. 605 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,629 - [cellphone dings] - What? 606 00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:40,634 Oh, shit! 607 00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:41,936 - [up-tempo music plays] - I'm gonna shut 608 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,471 The Shad Shack down. 609 00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:45,606 Shut The Shad Shack down, down, down. 610 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,108 Shut The Shad Shack down, shut The Shad Shack, 611 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:51,579 shut The Shad Shack, The Shad Shack. 612 00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:53,080 [keyboard clacks] 613 00:20:53,114 --> 00:20:55,616 If you do have kids, 614 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,319 however you raise them, 615 00:20:58,353 --> 00:21:00,754 try to keep them off the Internet 616 00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:03,681 for as long as possible. 617 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:12,120 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 618 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:16,720 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43040

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