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(PHONE RINGING)
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Aw. Oh.
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(YAWNING): Hey.
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Hey, birthday girl.
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How's it feel to be 16?
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Oh, I must look terrible.
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I just woke up.
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Well, I made plans for
us. Can I come over?
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(SIGHS) I wish, but I'm sure my parents
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already made plans for my birthday.
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They're so gay for me.
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Morning.
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There she is. Big day today.
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Oh, please don't make a big thing of it.
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Are you kidding? Come on!
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Battery recycling
only comes once a year.
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Yeah. It's like Christmas,
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but instead of presents, you
might get mercury poisoning.
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Tha-That's it?
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You don't have anything
else to say to me?
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Yes.
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I need you to drag that
duffel bag full of batteries
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down to the library. Okay?
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If it catches on fire on the way there,
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just throw it in someone
else's garbage and run.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Okay, she's gone. She's gone.
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And she totally thinks
that we forgot her birthday!
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(CHUCKLES) Look what I saved.
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This is a drawing
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that Sam did when she was eight
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of her dream sweet 16 party.
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We are gonna bring this to life.
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Does it seem like a giant misfire
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to give a 16-year-old an
eight-year-old's birthday party?
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Oh, Tyler. Don't be a dum-dum dummy.
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Listen, I know this is silly.
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I just, I want Sam to know
that her dreams can come true.
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Yeah, before she's old
enough to realize they don't,
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which usually happens
sometime after college.
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Was that some sort of dig at me?
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I'm Charlie.
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My mom left my dad
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and now I live in this hotel.
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Hey.
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Looks like there's a
few birthday surprises
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at the bottom of the pool.
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What? Nobody has ever dropped
things into water for me.
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- Aw.
- (CHUCKLES)
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You think my dad's gonna come back?
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(CHUCKLES) What are these?
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Open them.
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"I."
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"You."
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- I don't get it.
- CHARLIE: Mom! I found an egg
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with a necklace in it that says "love."
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Hey! That belongs to her!
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Love?
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You love me?
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Are you really gonna make me say it?
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Only if you want me to say it back.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I'm going after my necklace.
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Hey, turd! Get over here.
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Aah!
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Spoiler alert: these things
are full of newspapers.
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Candy costs extra.
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Yeah, but who doesn't
want to take a baseball bat
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to the news these days?
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I thought the only thing that
got smashed at these things
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was your dad.
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Oh, honey, can you believe this?
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Look it. We are giving our baby
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the sweet 16 of her dreams.
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Why do they call it "sweet 16"?
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I did the most dirty,
horrible things when I was 16.
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Hi! Sorry we're late.
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We had to take the bus.
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Uh, related: I am sorry
that I smell like pee.
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- Oh. Oh!
- (DOOR CLOSES OUTSIDE)
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Okay, that's Samantha. That
is definitely the car door slam
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of a teenage girl who thinks
her family forgot her birthday.
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Everybody over here. Okay.
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Quiet, quiet, quiet. Will
you guys get the lights?
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- MATT: Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, she's gonna love this.
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My family's still not back.
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This morning that would've
upset me, but now I'm glad.
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Really? Today was so special
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and I want to make it
more special with you.
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What were you thinking?
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Let's go upstairs.
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I want you to be my first.
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Samantha!
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First what?
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- Surprise.
- Surprise.
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Oh, my God!
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- (DOOR SLAMS)
- I'm just gonna go...
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Nope!
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Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
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South America.
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It has mystery; it's full of monkeys,
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and Loris can get us a great deal.
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Or we can rent an RV and
drive around the country.
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We could shower at truck stops.
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You always wanted to do that.
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Oh, I hate for you to
find out this way, dear,
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but I've already done that.
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Oh.
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John, I want a huge adventure.
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(WHISPERING): Let's get lost
in the mystery of South America.
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WOMAN: Hola. �Como estas?
Gracias por invitarme.
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Me llamo Lala y voy a
ense�arles espa�ol.
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My name is Lala and I'm
here to teach you Spanish.
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It's so sexy.
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�Como te llamas?
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El llama e Joan or Joanie.
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Excellent. Now you, John.
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What is your name?
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John.
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Okay.
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Please, Lala.
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Teach us everything we need
to survive our adventure.
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Yeah, yeah. Uh, ethnic food
doesn't always agree with us,
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so, uh, how do you say "bathroom"?
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Bathroom is ba�o.
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Say it with me. Ba�o.
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Ba�o.
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Now you, John.
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Bonbo.
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Ba�o.
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That's what I said.
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Good... enough.
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So, um, where is the bathroom?
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�Donde esta el ba�o?
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Uh, where is bonbo?
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Hi, uh, Mom needs the balloons
for Sam's birthday party.
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No, en espa�ol.
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We're studying for our aventura.
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(CHUCKLES) Sometimes if you just
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add flair it works.
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I haven't spoken Spanish
since high school.
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Pero, uh, mi madrenecessita los globos
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para la fiesta de Sam.
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Oh, my. Do all Spanish
speakers speak that fast?
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You know, Mom-Mom, if
you're having trouble,
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there are a few apps you
can get at the app store
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- that can translate for you.
- No, honey.
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I need to do things the authentic way.
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That's why we buy our tortillas
from the lady in the wheelchair.
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She makes them with her feet.
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The best way to learn a foreign language
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is to totally immerse ourselves.
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That's what Lala said
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when she canceled our
next six weeks of lessons.
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Oh.
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Gracias.
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Hola.
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Bienvenidos.
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Oh, I think he understood me.
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�Le gustar� comprar
alguna de las frutas?
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Uh. �Esos?
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Ah, manzanas.
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Ah, las manzanas.
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S�, manzanas.
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Yeah. I'm in a groove.
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- You get the pi�atas for Sam's birthday.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Remember, Spanish only.
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Only Spanish. Yeah.
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Um. No...
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�Donde es were we? Uh...
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Lady, just tell me what you want.
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Espanola, uh, por favor.
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Quieres que te hablo
en espa�ol. S�.
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Have you any, uh, Abuela Smiths?
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Hola.
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Hola, se�or.
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- Hola.
- (CHUCKLES) Hola.
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Una pi�ata por favor.
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Ah, s�.
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�Cu�l quiere que le baje?
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Hola.
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Uh, hola.
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E, �que tipo?
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John.
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One.
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(CHUCKLES) "John Juan."
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E, �que tipo de pi�ata?
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Oh. Oh.
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My granddaughter is having a
Princess and the Frog party.
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You got any frogs?
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�Fro...?
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Toads.
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Toad-o's?
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�Todas?
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S�, toad-a's. S�.
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No hay problema. Todas.
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(LAUGHS)
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(STAMMERS)
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Una mas, por favor.
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Um, um...
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Uh... Tiempo.
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(STAMMERS) �Tiempa?
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- �Tiempo?
- JOHN: Joanie.
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Look what I got. I learned
a new word: todos.
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It means "everything."
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- �Todos?
- �Todos?
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O, S�. �Como no?
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- Todos...
- No, no. No, n-no...
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That was awful.
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You know, I thought it was fun.
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I liked how tall I felt there.
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No, I don't know, John.
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How are we gonna survive another country
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when we can't even survive
the farmers market in Burbank?
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Well, maybe Tyler was right.
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Maybe we should use our cell phones
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to translate, like everyone else.
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Yeah, but then, we'd have to learn
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how to use our cell phones.
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Well, I'm willing to do that.
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You know, it'd be an
adventure, just like you want.
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All right.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Let's join the millennials.
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Get your coat.
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We're going to the app store.
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21st century, here we come.
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Boy, I hope they take checks.
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What is the deal?
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How long does it take to put
our embryo in my sister's uterus?
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Well, if she parties like
the rest of your family,
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she was probably hard to sedate.
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Look at this convertible.
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Ooh. I love that. Right?
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But there's no backseat
for our new baby.
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And you know I need at
least 20 cup holders.
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Hi.
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How'd it go? Is she pregnant?
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- She is.
- Oh, I knew it!
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No. I mean,
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Rita was already pregnant
when she came in today.
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- What?
- What?
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Yes, I am so sorry.
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Um, she's still in the back,
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trying to figure out whose it is.
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You can see her if you want.
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I assume she's in a fragile state,
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and it would be wrong to yell at her?
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Yes.
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Then, no.
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I shouldn't see her right now.
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MATT: It's just that Rita
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was the only surrogate we could afford,
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because she was free, and
she was down for whatever,
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which is probably how we
ended up in this situation.
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You know what? I am
gonna go yell at her.
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- It just feels like something I should do.
- Yeah.
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You might want to close that door.
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COLLEEN: Rita!
264
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Too late.
265
00:10:31,101 --> 00:10:33,052
Maybe we should think about adoption.
266
00:10:33,077 --> 00:10:34,757
I don't know. I've just
heard so many stories
267
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,826
of last-minute disappointment.
268
00:10:36,828 --> 00:10:38,828
I don't think my heart could take it.
269
00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:41,530
Ugh. Okay, maybe we should
just hit the pause button.
270
00:10:41,532 --> 00:10:43,065
Are you breaking up with me?
271
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:44,767
What? No.
272
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,436
No, I'm saying let's
just take a moment for us.
273
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,838
- Oh.
- You know?
274
00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,906
Just really embrace the
fact that, for right now,
275
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it's just you and me.
276
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And that we can use our experience
277
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to help other couples who
are in the same position,
278
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and really focus and dedicate ourselves
279
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to philanthropy and giving back.
280
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I have to have this car, I
don't care how much it costs.
281
00:11:03,554 --> 00:11:05,655
We're gonna look so hot in it.
282
00:11:05,657 --> 00:11:07,556
- Fun, right?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,058
Everyone wants one of these babies.
284
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,493
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
285
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:11,661
Uh, it's just a car.
286
00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:13,462
Let's just call it a car.
287
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,598
The fact is, it's not "just a car,"
288
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,401
because something like this
brings out the kid in us.
289
00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:19,391
And let's be honest,
290
00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,280
we've all got a kid inside of us.
291
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,538
Yeah, some people don't need a kid
292
00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,040
inside of them to feel whole.
293
00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:25,608
- That's right.
- Excuse me.
294
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,743
- I'm gonna go get another doughnut.
- Okay.
295
00:11:27,745 --> 00:11:29,512
You know what? It's
actually one per customer,
296
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,747
but, uh, well, that'll count as yours.
297
00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:33,449
Yeah, uh, hey, listen,
man. We're having some, um,
298
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:35,918
baby trouble, so if you
could just dance around
299
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,853
- any sensitive subjects.
- Yes.
300
00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:39,922
- Got it. Mum's the word. Oh.
- Ooh.
301
00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:41,524
- But I'll-I'll do better.
- Okay.
302
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,025
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
303
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:45,161
Have a seat.
304
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,929
Thank you.
305
00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:48,931
J.P.: Uhp.
306
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,099
Uh...
307
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:52,435
Ha. Yep. These,
308
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:53,869
uh...
309
00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:58,074
The, uh, pictures that
come with the frames.
310
00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,208
But you're in that one.
311
00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,509
Hmm?
312
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:04,914
Oh. Well, I used to be a frame model.
313
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,215
(SOFT LAUGHTER)
314
00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:08,818
You guys came to the right
place, because this baby...
315
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,425
I mean, car...
316
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:13,022
goes zero to 60 in five seconds.
317
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,625
Wow. And the handling
318
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,024
is as smooth as a...
full-grown adult's bottom,
319
00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:20,596
is what we like to say.
320
00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:24,800
So, uh, when do we talk about financing?
321
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:26,702
Yes, financing, absolutely. Maria?
322
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,898
- This is so exciting, right?
- I know, it is. This really is.
323
00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:30,139
Time to talk numbers?
324
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,068
Never mind.
325
00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:33,142
Hmm.
326
00:12:33,144 --> 00:12:35,111
(EXHALES)
327
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:36,912
It's a gluten allergy. It's sad.
328
00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:37,947
Oh.
329
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,115
(ENGINE STARTS)
330
00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:41,350
- All right, we did it.
- Oh.
331
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,606
Yeah.
332
00:12:44,288 --> 00:12:45,575
Here we go.
333
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,890
Congratulations, you
guys, you're looking good.
334
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,225
Can't let you leave, though,
335
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,060
without a picture for the website.
336
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,863
- Okay.
- Okay.
337
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,000
All right.
338
00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:59,828
Ho-ho, looking good.
339
00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:00,636
(CAMERA PHONE CLICKS)
340
00:13:00,638 --> 00:13:01,837
I'll tell you what, I think you got
341
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,105
a really good deal on this car.
342
00:13:03,107 --> 00:13:04,473
And our policy is,
343
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,695
if you find a better
price in nine months,
344
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,219
th-then... ugh.
345
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:09,345
Just...
346
00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,914
enjoy the car, and we'll see
you for your first service,
347
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:16,064
which includes labor and
delivery... oh, my God!
348
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,956
(SIGHS)
349
00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:24,002
I wish we had a baby.
350
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:26,323
I know. Me, too.
351
00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,597
You know what? What are we doing here?
352
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,961
This car isn't gonna
make us feel any better.
353
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:36,071
You know what? We'll
find something that will.
354
00:13:36,468 --> 00:13:38,941
In the meantime, we're gonna
give back this stupid car,
355
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,342
because unless you've
driven it off the lot,
356
00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:41,744
you don't have to pay for it, okay?
357
00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:43,750
- Okay. I love...
- I love you so much.
358
00:13:43,775 --> 00:13:44,908
- Okay.
- We're gonna be fine.
359
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,115
- We're gonna be just fine.
- Yeah.
360
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,616
(TIRES SCREECHING)
361
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,719
(ALARM BEEPING)
362
00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:54,623
Well, technically, we
didn't drive it off the lot,
363
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,929
so it's not really on us.
364
00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:04,128
_
365
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,260
GREG: Yeah, sure. Yeah.
366
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:08,785
I-I love you, too. Bye.
367
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,211
Um, okay, that was Heather.
368
00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:14,927
Matt and Colleen lost their surrogate.
369
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:15,770
No.
370
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,679
Yeah.
371
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,947
Oh, that's so awful.
372
00:14:17,949 --> 00:14:20,616
- I feel so bad for them.
- Yeah.
373
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:22,318
Ugh, and I'm sure the last
thing they want to hear
374
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,386
is that I'm pregnant.
375
00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:25,506
Yeah. I mean, you know,
376
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,531
Matt looks up to me so
much as a little brother.
377
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,368
When he finds out how potent
I am, it will destroy him.
378
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:34,771
- Yeah, that's gonna be a tough blow.
- Well...
379
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,441
Okay, you know what, let's
just keep this a secret for now.
380
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:41,645
Just... no one can know
that I'm having a baby.
381
00:14:42,162 --> 00:14:45,029
Mommy, you're having a baby?
382
00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:49,831
Um... Lark, honey, what
are you doing out of bed?
383
00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:53,135
Mommy, do you have a baby in your tummy?
384
00:14:55,749 --> 00:14:58,390
- You... Come here, sweetie.
- (SIGHS)
385
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,264
- Yeah.
- (STRAINED GRUNT)
386
00:15:02,062 --> 00:15:04,350
So, um, yes.
387
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,600
Mommy has a baby in her tummy.
388
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,739
(LAUGHS) Ooh! Isn't that exciting?
389
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,708
You are gonna be a big sister.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
390
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,443
No.
391
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,345
But you don't think it would be fun
392
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,980
to have a-a brother or sister
393
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,149
so you don't, you know, end up weird?
394
00:15:19,174 --> 00:15:20,373
No.
395
00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:23,787
Wow, we're 0-for-2.
396
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,189
Well, we've got some time
to warm up to the idea.
397
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,058
- Mm-hmm.
- For now, honey, hey,
398
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,359
let's just keep it a secret, right?
399
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,028
'Cause we have Sam's party.
400
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,997
Oh, yeah. Do you know what a secret is?
401
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:38,258
Like when you forgot me in the
car and said not to tell Mommy.
402
00:15:52,092 --> 00:15:53,383
Ooh. Hi.
403
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:56,787
- Hi. I heard the news.
- Huh?
404
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,668
It's so exciting! Oh! Mwah!
405
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,125
No, Mom. I think she knows.
406
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,628
Yeah. Okay, Mom. Who told you?
407
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,560
Lark. We were coloring together.
408
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,699
It's a little disturbing.
409
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:13,370
It started out as a heart,
and then, you know, it...
410
00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:16,284
went off the rails there.
411
00:16:16,331 --> 00:16:18,010
Where is Lark?
412
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,253
Honey, we just want to make sure
413
00:16:23,278 --> 00:16:24,944
that you're ready and that you're safe.
414
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:27,219
Okay, you can get diseases.
You could get pregnant.
415
00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:28,385
You could fall in love.
416
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,288
And isn't that the scariest
thing of all, Samantha?
417
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,251
Wh-What are you doing, Tim?
418
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,153
Trying to keep her a virgin.
419
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:39,062
What? What's this? Some
kind of weird sex toy?
420
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,965
Dad! We've been dating for a year,
421
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,767
and we're already in love.
422
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,001
Just because you're in love,
423
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,603
that doesn't mean that you're ready.
424
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,473
Okay, I thought I was ready
my first time. I wasn't.
425
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,941
It's my decision.
426
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,283
And I promise I'm not
gonna get pregnant.
427
00:16:53,308 --> 00:16:54,945
LARK: Guess what.
428
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,147
My mommy's pregnant.
429
00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:00,586
She calls the nanny "Mommy".
430
00:17:00,611 --> 00:17:02,087
Yeah. I'm fine with it.
431
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,587
Ugh. She is a ticking time bomb.
432
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,145
We have to keep her
from saying anything.
433
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:13,847
Okay. Okay. Um... Ooh, yeah.
434
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,618
Come over here, kiddo.
435
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,885
I want you to get on
here and pedal around,
436
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,644
silently, and remember our secret.
437
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:25,993
Hi.
438
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,595
- Guess what.
- Wha...?
439
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,895
Keep pedaling.
440
00:17:33,489 --> 00:17:37,270
You know, after two,
baby fat's just fat.
441
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:40,395
All right. Come on. Feel the burn.
442
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,719
Okay. We just have to keep her eating
443
00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:48,615
- so she doesn't speak.
- Mm-hmm.
444
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:52,419
Mmm, this cake is so yummy. Huh?
That's why we eat more and more.
445
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:56,290
Yeah, we just stuff it in our
cute little mouths all the time.
446
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,991
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
447
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,094
He's really sending her mixed messages.
448
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:01,695
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
449
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:02,629
(DOORBELL RINGS)
450
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,631
Oh. I got it.
451
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,501
No, no, no. I got it. Uh, excuse me.
452
00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:12,439
Hi, guys. I think that
it's pretty obvious
453
00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:13,941
that there's something
that everybody knows
454
00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:15,642
but no one is talking about.
455
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:18,145
Uh, but Matt and I feel
that having a baby is
456
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,580
a really big decision
457
00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:22,058
that affects everyone in the family.
458
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,618
We want to be open and honest.
459
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:28,655
So that's why we wanted to
share with you the exciting news
460
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,090
that we are adopting.
461
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:33,260
(CHEERING)
462
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,188
- Wonderful!
- Congratulations.
463
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:36,530
Great.
464
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,765
All right, uh, everyone,
465
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,234
I would like for you
all to meet Anthony.
466
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:43,869
Hi.
467
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:46,206
Oh, well,
468
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,190
welcome to the family, dear.
469
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,144
Welcome.
470
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:52,546
Welcome to the family.
471
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,734
Oh, I'm just the adoption agent,
472
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,611
- and I'm 26.
- ALL: Oh.
473
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,720
Yeah, he's just here to
confirm that we're a good family
474
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,955
so he can match us with
a baby that needs a home.
475
00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:04,858
Why don't you just take Mommy's baby?
476
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:06,693
What?
477
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:10,998
You're pregnant?!
478
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,500
I am outraged! Whose is it?
479
00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:14,501
Greg.
480
00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,804
Yeah, okay. Um...
481
00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:19,039
We are pregnant. (CHUCKLES)
482
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,690
- That's fantastic!
- Babies for everyone.
483
00:19:21,715 --> 00:19:23,844
(CHEERING)
484
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:25,979
I'm really sorry, Matt. I
mean, we weren't even trying,
485
00:19:25,981 --> 00:19:28,882
like, at all, but... one time, so...
486
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,978
That-That's really great,
man. Congratulations.
487
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,587
But you couldn't even let
us have, like, one moment?
488
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,189
Hey, man, listen. This isn't our fault.
489
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,181
Lark wasn't supposed to tell anybody.
490
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,425
MATT: Yeah, right.
491
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,660
You totally put her up to it.
492
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:40,690
You had her hold onto it
493
00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:41,823
until we had some good news,
494
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,707
- then you told her to one-up us.
- Oh, come on.
495
00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:46,066
You came here on a bus,
and you smell like urine.
496
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:49,613
How could I assume that that was
gonna be followed by good news?
497
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,238
- Wait.
- What?
498
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,207
Where's Sam and Ryan?
499
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,141
(HEATHER GASPS)
500
00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:55,709
They're upstairs, unsupervised.
501
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,744
Tim, how could you let this happen?
502
00:19:59,685 --> 00:20:01,619
It's like I don't even exist.
503
00:20:02,082 --> 00:20:04,284
Don't worry. This is a very loving
504
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,687
- and supportive family.
- Mm-hmm.
505
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,522
Would you like to hear
a song about our journey?
506
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:09,923
CLEMENTINE: Oh, yeah. Good idea.
507
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,425
Let's do it.
508
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,695
Oh, boy. Okay.
509
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,394
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
510
00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:17,130
- Hey. Sorry about that, man.
- No, I'm sorry.
511
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,566
("LISTEN TO THE MUSIC" BY
THE DOOBIE BROTHERS PLAYING)
512
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,837
Hey...
513
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:27,674
Why are we searching for
adventure out in the world...
514
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:31,678
when we have all the
adventure we need right here?
515
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,515
They're gone, they're gone,
they're gone. They took off!
516
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,558
Check the tiny house.
Check the tiny house.
517
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:36,950
It's a palace of lust.
518
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- Let's go. This way!
- Yeah.
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? Some are happy... ?
520
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Siri, how do you say "I
love my wife" in Spanish?
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(CHIME)
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SIRI: Turn right on Mills Boulevard.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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? Oh... listen to the music. ?
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