Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,891 --> 00:00:06,974
_
2
00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,223
Moving day. Boy, I'm really
gonna miss this house.
3
00:00:10,248 --> 00:00:11,426
Thank you so much, Mom and Dad.
4
00:00:11,451 --> 00:00:14,176
I don't know what we
would've done without you. Oh.
5
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,865
- Thanks, Dad.
- Oh, well, you would've stayed
6
00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,333
in a hotel with the insurance money
allocated for that purpose.
7
00:00:19,335 --> 00:00:21,135
Oh, no, this worked out way better.
8
00:00:21,137 --> 00:00:23,430
And to show you our
appreciation, I want you to be
9
00:00:23,455 --> 00:00:24,417
on the lookout for a little
10
00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,345
- special delivery thank you gift.
- Mmm.
11
00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,448
Oh, you guys not moving back in's
12
00:00:28,479 --> 00:00:29,720
- all the thanks we need.
- (CHUCKLES)
13
00:00:29,745 --> 00:00:31,501
(LAUGHS) Very funny, Dad.
14
00:00:31,526 --> 00:00:32,735
It's John.
15
00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,948
Right. John. Right.
16
00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,683
SOPHIA: Miss you guys.
17
00:00:35,685 --> 00:00:37,402
Bye, Poop-Poop.
18
00:00:37,427 --> 00:00:39,193
Who taught you that?
19
00:00:43,985 --> 00:00:45,567
- Hey.
- Hi.
20
00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:46,735
What's in the box?
21
00:00:46,737 --> 00:00:48,437
Uh, the new toilet you ordered.
22
00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,607
Oh, I didn't order that.
23
00:00:50,632 --> 00:00:54,301
Oh! That might be a present
from my stupid son-in-law.
24
00:00:54,326 --> 00:00:57,045
That makes sense. He's put
a lot of miles on our toilet.
25
00:00:57,047 --> 00:00:59,014
- (CHUCKLES)
- Well, he must like you.
26
00:00:59,016 --> 00:01:01,250
It's one of those fancy
Japanese electric deals.
27
00:01:01,252 --> 00:01:02,818
(LAUGHS)
28
00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:05,254
Ah, that reminds me of a joke.
29
00:01:05,256 --> 00:01:07,466
- Are you Japanese?
- I am.
30
00:01:07,909 --> 00:01:09,658
Then never mind.
31
00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,160
(JOHN CHUCKLING)
32
00:01:11,162 --> 00:01:12,628
(GASPS)
33
00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,796
JOHN: Oh, what, no, don't be afraid.
34
00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:16,198
This is Tomo.
35
00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,433
Tomo, this is Joanie.
36
00:01:18,435 --> 00:01:20,102
Joan-nee.
37
00:01:20,104 --> 00:01:21,737
(BELLS CHIME)
38
00:01:21,739 --> 00:01:24,840
Must everything be robotic?
39
00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:28,177
Please, get this out of the
house before it drowns us all.
40
00:01:28,179 --> 00:01:30,245
But this was a thank-you
gift from Tim and Heather.
41
00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:32,848
It took me five hours
to sync up our phones.
42
00:01:32,850 --> 00:01:34,883
You gave this my number?
43
00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:37,098
I don't want a toilet calling me.
44
00:01:37,123 --> 00:01:38,020
Oh, she won't.
45
00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:40,822
Um, but she will warm your butt cheeks.
46
00:01:40,824 --> 00:01:43,292
While she's reading you a book.
47
00:01:43,294 --> 00:01:45,027
Hop on.
48
00:01:45,029 --> 00:01:47,262
She's on the second chapter
of Mockingjay.
49
00:01:47,264 --> 00:01:49,665
I will not "hop on".
50
00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:53,168
You know how I feel about
peeing on something with a name.
51
00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,213
Oh, come on, Joanie. Give Tomo a chance.
52
00:01:55,238 --> 00:01:57,439
Just one little tinkle,
that's all I ask.
53
00:01:57,441 --> 00:02:00,342
I tinkle on my terms.
54
00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,320
Aw.
55
00:02:05,345 --> 00:02:07,549
I'm sorry, Tomo. She'll come around.
56
00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:09,608
But, in the meantime...
57
00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:13,922
I got a little something
special for you.
58
00:02:13,924 --> 00:02:16,225
Hey, you ordered those
bobbleheads of our family
59
00:02:16,227 --> 00:02:18,060
as a thank-you gift
for my parents, right?
60
00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:19,628
Yeah, I worked really hard
on the one for your dad...
61
00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,363
I'm sorry, Mr. Short...
62
00:02:21,365 --> 00:02:23,820
But I'm sure he's gonna hate
it just like he hates me.
63
00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:26,702
No! I can't hold anymore.
64
00:02:26,735 --> 00:02:29,202
When I buy myself a
$2000 Japanese toilet,
65
00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:31,206
you'd think they'd have
better customer service.
66
00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,408
You spent $2000 on a toilet?
67
00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:35,777
Well, yeah, people spend half
their lives on the toilet.
68
00:02:35,779 --> 00:02:38,080
No, babe, that's just you.
69
00:02:42,946 --> 00:02:45,920
Oh. Hey, Da... I mean, John.
70
00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:47,823
Oh. Tim, thank you for my present.
71
00:02:47,825 --> 00:02:50,195
It's taught me so much about myself.
72
00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,294
- It came already? Man, that was fast.
- Mm-hmm.
73
00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,863
Hey, what did you think of the
"John?" It looks perfect, right?
74
00:02:54,865 --> 00:02:56,798
Are you kidding? It's more than perfect.
75
00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,767
Joanie's a little afraid of it, though.
76
00:02:58,769 --> 00:03:00,202
She thinks it's out to get her.
77
00:03:00,204 --> 00:03:01,891
(LAUGHS) It's that lifelike?
78
00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,672
It's like it has a soul.
79
00:03:03,674 --> 00:03:07,313
I felt so elated when I sat on it.
80
00:03:08,024 --> 00:03:09,378
- Oh.
- Yeah.
81
00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:11,046
Cool, yeah, well, whatever.
82
00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:12,347
I'm sure Joanie's gonna love it too,
83
00:03:12,349 --> 00:03:14,513
once I convince her to sit on it.
84
00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:18,754
You know, deep down I always
knew she was a little freaky.
85
00:03:21,258 --> 00:03:22,824
- (BELLS CHIME)
- (GASPS)
86
00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:24,926
Oh.
87
00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,231
Oh, no.
88
00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:31,334
(Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" plays)
89
00:03:32,056 --> 00:03:33,837
Is that Vivaldi?
90
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,172
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
91
00:03:37,741 --> 00:03:41,176
Ooh. Mmm.
92
00:03:43,678 --> 00:03:46,559
Hey, I just got off the phone
with the delivery company,
93
00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:48,841
and they said my
toilet was shipped here.
94
00:03:48,866 --> 00:03:51,682
Duh. I already thanked you for that.
95
00:03:51,707 --> 00:03:55,058
In fact, I just got off a
30 minute wash and wax. Whoo.
96
00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,192
Oh, no, John, that
toilet wasn't meant f...
97
00:03:57,217 --> 00:04:00,442
JOAN: John. I just
tried the super-toilet.
98
00:04:00,732 --> 00:04:03,378
(CHUCKLES) And you were right.
99
00:04:03,403 --> 00:04:04,417
I feel warm
100
00:04:04,442 --> 00:04:06,136
and I feel loved in a way
101
00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:08,790
that nobody's ever loved me.
102
00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,941
Wait. B-But Joan, you don't understand.
103
00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:14,877
No, I didn't, but now, I do.
104
00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:17,614
Arigato.
105
00:04:17,616 --> 00:04:20,083
Oh, Joanie, you can't make
jokes like that anymore.
106
00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:22,216
You can always stay here,
107
00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:25,210
anytime your house burns down.
108
00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,714
(CHUCKLES)
109
00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:32,696
(SIGHS)
110
00:04:32,698 --> 00:04:34,231
Hey, John.
111
00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,498
Please.
112
00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:37,267
Call me Dad.
113
00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,569
- Really?
- Yeah.
114
00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,039
Okay. Well, Dad, here's the thing, uh...
115
00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,507
Mm-hmm?
116
00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,244
(SIGHS) You're welcome.
117
00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,179
Just use it in good health.
118
00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,065
Well, thank you.
119
00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,617
Look, uh, a bunch of
bobbleheads came today.
120
00:04:53,619 --> 00:04:55,752
Um, did you order these,
121
00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,204
or did I piss off another gypsy?
122
00:04:58,229 --> 00:04:59,789
Oh, tho... no, those
are creepy, you know.
123
00:04:59,814 --> 00:05:01,760
I don't know what those are,
but I'll... you know what?
124
00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:03,093
Just give them to me,
I'll throw them in the...
125
00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,294
No, it's all right. I'll take them out
126
00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:06,029
to the trash. You...
127
00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,535
(BELLS CHIME)
128
00:05:12,537 --> 00:05:14,404
(Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" plays)
129
00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,243
God, you're a sexy bitch.
130
00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:27,665
_
131
00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:30,053
(DOOR OPENING)
132
00:05:30,055 --> 00:05:32,522
Oh, hey, sweetie. How was school?
133
00:05:32,524 --> 00:05:34,791
Well, my most basic childhood instinct
134
00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,926
is urging me to say "fine"
135
00:05:36,928 --> 00:05:38,800
but if I'm being honest,
136
00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:41,425
I had an emotionally rich day.
137
00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,706
Wow. I wasn't ready for that.
138
00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:44,714
What happened today?
139
00:05:44,739 --> 00:05:46,169
Well, a bunch of my friends were talking
140
00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,971
about how they shaved their legs
141
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,604
and how that changed their lives.
142
00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,408
But then Jared Shuman
143
00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,143
had a seizure in computer lab
144
00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:56,112
- and ruined $50,000 worth of equipment.
- (GASPS)
145
00:05:56,114 --> 00:05:57,781
Oh, my God.
146
00:05:57,783 --> 00:06:00,116
Girls in your class
are shaving their legs?
147
00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:04,471
Yup. They said it cut their
sleeping bag entry time in half.
148
00:06:04,496 --> 00:06:06,423
I think I'm gonna go
start shaving mine, too.
149
00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:08,992
Uh, whoa, hey. Yeah, not
in my house, you're not.
150
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,027
Well, what about Mom-Mom
and Pop-Pop's house?
151
00:06:11,029 --> 00:06:14,164
Pop-Pop has a toilet
that plays "Let It Go"
152
00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,920
Yeah, nobody's house. Okay?
153
00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:16,951
You're just way too young.
154
00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,735
But everyone's gonna make fun of me.
155
00:06:18,737 --> 00:06:21,102
I'm gonna be the hairiest kid in school.
156
00:06:21,127 --> 00:06:24,223
No.That is so not true. What
about that sixth grader
157
00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:26,248
with the sideburns that
go all the way down?
158
00:06:26,273 --> 00:06:27,744
They connect with his beard.
159
00:06:27,769 --> 00:06:30,180
Chewbacca? The lunch...
That's the lunch lady.
160
00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,181
Oh.
161
00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,315
Come on, Mom.
162
00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:33,783
You are still way too young
163
00:06:33,785 --> 00:06:35,151
to shave your legs.
164
00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:37,536
End of story.
165
00:06:38,504 --> 00:06:39,551
Fine.
166
00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:44,448
HEATHER: That is incredibly
sweet that you still bring Tyler
167
00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:47,197
a cup of coffee even after your breakup.
168
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,332
- Well, some couples like to
keep things fresh. - Mmm.
169
00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:51,301
We just like to keep them confusing.
170
00:06:51,719 --> 00:06:54,286
- Okay.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
171
00:06:55,307 --> 00:06:57,807
HEATHER: What's with the
jeans under the dress?
172
00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:59,542
Is that some sort of
weird gender statement?
173
00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,118
Please help me before
I say the wrong thing.
174
00:07:02,143 --> 00:07:04,280
I think you've already
said the wrong thing.
175
00:07:04,282 --> 00:07:06,569
I'm just trying to avoid the ridicule
176
00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,727
of my freshly-shaven peers.
177
00:07:08,752 --> 00:07:10,076
Oh. See you after school,
178
00:07:10,101 --> 00:07:12,055
if I'm not shoved in a locker.
179
00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,857
Okay.
180
00:07:13,859 --> 00:07:14,991
(DOOR SHUTS)
181
00:07:15,679 --> 00:07:17,994
Hey, how old were you
when you started shaving?
182
00:07:17,996 --> 00:07:20,497
Oh, I'm just naturally
hairless from the neck down.
183
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,546
Oh. Mm-hmm.
184
00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,308
Get out.
185
00:07:26,391 --> 00:07:29,547
- Sophia?!
- Over here, Sophia's mom!
186
00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,001
Oh, God.
187
00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:32,976
Oh, honey! What happened? Are you hurt?
188
00:07:32,978 --> 00:07:36,133
Do I need to threaten to sue the
school again? 'Cause I'll do it.
189
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,847
Beverly here. Team manager.
190
00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:39,182
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
191
00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:40,683
Yeah, hi. (CHUCKLES)
192
00:07:40,685 --> 00:07:43,535
Looks like we got a
classic case of overheating.
193
00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,232
The orange slice is on the way.
194
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,137
Okay, good. Well, you know what,
195
00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:49,659
you can't play soccer in your jeans.
196
00:07:49,661 --> 00:07:51,895
- Can I shave my legs then?
- No.
197
00:07:51,897 --> 00:07:54,230
Well, then it looks like Beverly
and I are gonna be spending
198
00:07:54,232 --> 00:07:56,965
a lot more time together this season.
199
00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:57,934
Yes!
200
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,436
Mm.
201
00:08:00,461 --> 00:08:02,434
- Oh!
- (SPUTTERS)
202
00:08:04,111 --> 00:08:06,011
(GRUNTS)
203
00:08:06,895 --> 00:08:08,878
Honey, don't you want to take those off?
204
00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,447
Nobody here's gonna judge you, okay?
205
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,916
I think the denim is
really weighing you down.
206
00:08:12,918 --> 00:08:14,684
It's just the weight of my leg hair.
207
00:08:14,686 --> 00:08:16,286
Oh, Sophia.
208
00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:18,662
Besides...
209
00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,086
(GRUNTS)
210
00:08:20,111 --> 00:08:22,125
this is what Pop-Pop wears to swim.
211
00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:23,503
Right, Pop-Pop?
212
00:08:23,868 --> 00:08:26,594
It's easier than putting on sunscreen.
213
00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:30,110
(KNOCKING) Hey. Can I come in?
214
00:08:31,258 --> 00:08:32,769
Sure.
215
00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:38,374
Oh, those are still fully wet.
216
00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,810
Pop-Pop said it's best to
let them dry on you,
217
00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,079
so that they form a casing. Mm.
218
00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:46,184
Yeah. Okay, listen, sweetie.
219
00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:49,085
As hard as it is for me to watch
my little girl become a woman,
220
00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:51,588
it is so much harder for
me to watch you suffer.
221
00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:54,790
So... you can shave your legs.
222
00:08:54,815 --> 00:08:56,559
- Really?
- Yeah.
223
00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,528
- Thanks, Mom!
- Oh. Mm.
224
00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,797
All right, come on, let's go. I'll
show you how to do it in the bathtub.
225
00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:02,832
Uh, that's okay. I can do it myself.
226
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,701
Oh, no, no, no. We are
gonna go in there and make
227
00:09:04,703 --> 00:09:06,669
some very beautiful mother-daughter
memories together, okay?
228
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,569
So, let's get those pants off.
229
00:09:08,594 --> 00:09:10,807
Yeah, I'm cool. Maybe later.
230
00:09:10,809 --> 00:09:13,221
Sophia. Take your pants off.
231
00:09:13,246 --> 00:09:15,250
Let's go. I'm gonna
teach you how to shave.
232
00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:16,485
No.
233
00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,115
- Take your pants off, Sophia.
- No.
234
00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,416
- Why won't you take your...
- No!
235
00:09:20,418 --> 00:09:21,584
- No, no, no.
- I'm your... Yes. I am gonna
236
00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:23,186
teach you how to shave your legs.
237
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,420
- Jeans off.
- No, thank you.
238
00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:26,207
- Why won't you take your pants off?
- Mother!
239
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,457
Because...
240
00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:30,126
I already shaved.
241
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,903
Oh! With what?! A machete?
242
00:09:32,928 --> 00:09:34,884
No. Dad's back razor.
243
00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,433
That's why I've been wearing the jeans.
244
00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:40,027
- It was a bloodbath, Mom.
- Ugh.
245
00:09:40,052 --> 00:09:42,029
You're lucky I'm still standing.
246
00:09:42,054 --> 00:09:44,841
And before you get upset,
just know that I never want
247
00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:47,498
to shave again, so you win.
248
00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:50,446
Besides, I mean, my hair was
pretty blonde to begin with.
249
00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:54,495
Oh. Hmm. Sophia, don't you know
that once you start shaving,
250
00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,957
your hair comes back darker and thicker?
251
00:09:57,982 --> 00:09:58,788
What?
252
00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:00,597
Yeah. Look at this.
253
00:10:00,622 --> 00:10:02,458
I just shaved at lunch.
254
00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:03,826
No.
255
00:10:03,828 --> 00:10:05,867
Welcome to womanhood, honey.
256
00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:07,476
(THUD)
257
00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:09,695
_
258
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,370
(KNOCKING)
259
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,111
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
260
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,710
- Greg.
- (HISSING) Don't answer it.
261
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,082
It's that crazy guy Finn,
262
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,398
the guy who tried to kill
Old Lady Halperin's dog.
263
00:10:20,423 --> 00:10:24,255
The only thing crazy is you
referring to Mrs. Halperin
264
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,593
as "Old Lady Halperin."
265
00:10:26,618 --> 00:10:28,523
What are you, in a Grimms' fable?
266
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,685
Hi!
267
00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:30,912
- Hey!
- Hi!
268
00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:34,467
- We have a big announcement!
- (WHOOPS)
269
00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,402
You're having a baby?
270
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,859
No! We're having a party.
271
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:39,661
You know I don't like
babies, and the fact
272
00:10:39,663 --> 00:10:42,164
that I can't have them fits
perfectly into that plan.
273
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,298
- Right.
- It's a little get-together
274
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,194
tomorrow afternoon,
275
00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,371
and we want you to be there.
276
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,999
Oh! Uh, yeah, no, we can't make it,
277
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,623
because we're, are, um...
278
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,173
we're going to San
Diego for the weekend.
279
00:10:53,198 --> 00:10:53,993
Right, Jen?
280
00:10:54,018 --> 00:10:55,839
For, uh, your, uh, lawyer thing?
281
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,630
Right. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
282
00:10:57,632 --> 00:11:01,300
We are. We are going to... Lawyer-Con.
283
00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:04,971
Which is like Comic-Con,
except everyone is normal
284
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:08,041
on the outside and
monsters on the inside.
285
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,243
Hmm... (SPUTTERS) We should just
cancel our party and go to that.
286
00:11:10,245 --> 00:11:11,644
God, we could Airbnb it. Just take
287
00:11:11,646 --> 00:11:14,871
- the Surfliner down. Yes!
- Oh! We could all go together!
288
00:11:14,911 --> 00:11:15,785
Just kidding!
289
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,350
- It sounds genuinely horrible!
- Ugh!
290
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:19,352
- We would never do that!
- (CHUCKLING)
291
00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:20,783
God, we're gonna miss you guys
292
00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:21,539
- at the party though,
- Yes.
293
00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:22,855
Because when we get
there, it's like, oh...
294
00:11:22,857 --> 00:11:24,891
(GRUNTING) And we're doing
the... And one of these.
295
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,565
- (WHIRRING SOUNDS)
- Yeah, okay, bye!
296
00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:28,327
Greg, what are you doing?
297
00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:30,663
- He was in the middle of talking.
- Oh. Was he?
298
00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:33,199
Yes. And when someone's in the
middle of talking, you don't just...
299
00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,968
Better go lock the back door.
300
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,371
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
301
00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:40,208
? Hey, hey, hey, hey... ?
302
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,608
What? Finn and Dianna got an outdoor bar
303
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,310
and a taco truck?
304
00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:45,645
(CLICKS TONGUE) Greg!
305
00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:47,180
I want to go!
306
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:49,128
No, no, Jen, get down from there!
307
00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:50,116
If they see us, they're gonna know
308
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,517
that we lied to them!
309
00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:53,853
Ugh. Fine.
310
00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:55,154
So we're trapped.
311
00:11:55,156 --> 00:11:56,522
Yeah. But it'll be all right,
312
00:11:56,524 --> 00:11:58,091
as long as we don't make too much noise.
313
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,667
- (KNOCKING)
- JOAN: Greg? Jen?
314
00:11:59,692 --> 00:12:01,461
It's Mom!
315
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:04,734
Jen? Is Greg okay?
316
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,532
(WHISPERS): It's your
parents. We can't let them in.
317
00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:09,320
Well, maybe they're in
the bedroom making love.
318
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:12,004
(CHUCKLES) Wishful thinking, Joanie.
319
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:12,905
Hey!
320
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,336
Old!
321
00:12:14,361 --> 00:12:15,141
And Older!
322
00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:16,342
I'm gonna have to ask you to step away
323
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,777
from my friends' door.
324
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,445
Oh, we're visiting our son.
325
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,013
Well, I think if he was your son,
326
00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:22,915
then you'd know that he's not in town.
327
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,685
No... I'm telling you,
we're visiting our son.
328
00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:27,720
Get away from my neighbors' house!
329
00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:29,722
- We're here! We're here!
- Oh!
330
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:30,623
- We're here!
- Oh!
331
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,557
We're home.
332
00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:33,326
I thought you guys were in San Diego.
333
00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:36,496
Oh, yeah, you know what, uh,
Lawyer-Con was-was canceled.
334
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,998
- Yeah.
- Yeah. A lawyer slipped and fell,
335
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,167
and then everyone
started suing everybody.
336
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,935
- It was a whole situation.
- Mm.
337
00:12:42,937 --> 00:12:44,709
- So you know these people?
- GREG: Yes!
338
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:47,006
- Yes, I know them. They are my parents.
- Yes. Yeah.
339
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,241
- Ah! Oh!
- Oh!
340
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:49,976
Guys, what are you doing here?
341
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,778
Your father wanted to talk to Lark.
342
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,347
He doesn't like the
way she says his name.
343
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,014
Hi, Poop-Poop!
344
00:12:58,039 --> 00:12:59,752
She's doing that on purpose.
345
00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:02,255
How would you like it
if I called you Clark?
346
00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:04,937
You did, for the first year of her life.
347
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,426
Poop-Poop has feelings, you know.
348
00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,928
FINN: I'm so glad you came home.
349
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,730
I wanted to apologize.
350
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:14,214
I am so sorry that I locked
you in the trunk of my car.
351
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,835
Well, I-I wasn't in your trunk.
352
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,136
I was with you when you yelled
353
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:18,538
at the old lady with the barking dog.
354
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,632
- Right. Dog guy.
- (CHUCKLES)
355
00:13:20,657 --> 00:13:21,929
- You're not trunk guy.
- Yeah. You look like...
356
00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:24,069
I am so sorry about that.
357
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,429
Okay? I was dealing with
a lot of social anxiety.
358
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:28,711
- And I took some drugs that...
- Yeah.
359
00:13:28,736 --> 00:13:29,999
- Put an edge on me.
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:13:30,024 --> 00:13:30,783
DIANNA: But he went to rehab.
361
00:13:30,785 --> 00:13:31,784
- He made a new friend.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:32,819
They got really close.
363
00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:33,886
But I'm told it didn't go further
364
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,188
than friendship, so...
365
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,989
Well, that's good. For both of you.
366
00:13:36,991 --> 00:13:38,594
- Yeah, it's a crazy nine days, you know?
- Yeah.
367
00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:39,292
(DIANNA SIGHS)
368
00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,293
So, clean start?
369
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:41,994
Yeah. Sure, man.
370
00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,996
What a relief! Yes!
371
00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:45,932
Because at rehab, they say I
got to be spending more time
372
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:48,401
around good, honest
people like you, Greg.
373
00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:49,669
And I don't think it's an accident
374
00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:52,038
that Lawyer-Con got
canceled and this happened.
375
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,423
You know, the... the thing is, uh...
376
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:58,411
The truth, Finn, is that, uh,
Lawyer-Con wasn't cancelled
377
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,502
because there's no such
thing as-as Lawyer-Con.
378
00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:02,816
- It doesn't exist. We...
- Yup.
379
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,004
We just made it up
380
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:04,895
because we felt weird
381
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,520
- about going to your party, so... sorry.
- Yeah.
382
00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:08,955
You lied to me?
383
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,189
Uh...
384
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:11,991
I mean, I got angry and
yelled at an old lady
385
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:13,993
'cause I smoked a little
crack. I didn't lie to you.
386
00:14:13,995 --> 00:14:15,261
Sorry. What? You smoked what, now?
387
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,094
- I smoked some crack.
- Okay.
388
00:14:17,119 --> 00:14:19,198
- And that can explain my behavior.
- Uh-huh.
389
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,967
Greg, are you smoking crack right now?
390
00:14:20,969 --> 00:14:22,935
Uh, uh, uh, uh, no,
391
00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:25,671
- but I-I do take an allergy medication.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:27,540
(WHOOPING)
393
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,442
Oh, I'm burning up right now.
I don't know how to calm down.
394
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,444
Okay. Yeah, okay, let's go. Yeah.
395
00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:32,645
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- Pretend they're not here.
396
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,908
Congrats on your sobriety.
397
00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:36,813
_
398
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:38,688
Are you really sure
399
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,079
that a holistic fertility
consultant is necessary?
400
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,399
Well, I thought we said
we were gonna commit
401
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,439
to doing whatever it
takes to get pregnant.
402
00:14:45,464 --> 00:14:47,945
Yeah! I just... I thought
that meant having a lot of sex.
403
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,170
Well, me, too, but we need more help,
404
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:52,239
and we are running out
of affordable options.
405
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:55,320
IVF can take up to $20,000.
406
00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:56,476
Do you have that?
407
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,045
I mean, yesterday, you tipped
the barista with a button.
408
00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:00,780
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
409
00:15:00,782 --> 00:15:02,129
Okay, there he is.
410
00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:04,417
Let's just keep an open mind
and see what he has to say.
411
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:05,752
- Okay.
- Okay.
412
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:07,831
Hi!
413
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:09,129
Hey.
414
00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:11,891
- You must be Matt, and you, Colleen.
- Mm-hmm.
415
00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:13,860
Come in, come in, come in.
416
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,029
Now, in order to get Matt's seedlings
417
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,098
to grow into a mighty
oak, it's important
418
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,151
you get yourself into
a position for success.
419
00:15:21,176 --> 00:15:23,970
Have you been coming in
through the back door?
420
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,863
- Excuse me?
- What? I know it's weird,
421
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:28,406
but I truly believe in
the powers of feng shui.
422
00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:29,743
- (WHISPERING): Feng shui.
- Shv-Shwing...
423
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:31,495
- It's feng shui. Feng shui.
- Feng shui.
424
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,870
Yes, that's the one. Mm-hmm, yeah.
425
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,290
So if you're not entering your house
426
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:36,058
through the front door, you should.
427
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,493
Where did you find this guy?
428
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,532
Jen said that he was "the best."
429
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,530
But she's very sarcastic.
I can never tell with her.
430
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,601
What you eat is essential
for your fertility.
431
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,968
Might be looking after
your bodies more than
432
00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:49,617
you're looking after this fridge.
433
00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,442
Is this how you treat your swimmers?
434
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,174
Oh! That's not a specimen.
435
00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,677
No, no, no. No, that's coleslaw.
436
00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:56,578
I... Uh, look, uh, it could be confusing
437
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,088
because it's in a specimen
cup, but it-it's coleslaw.
438
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:00,685
You seem nervous.
439
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,410
Part of your charm, I suppose?
440
00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:03,978
Are you, uh, hydrating?
441
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,513
- Mm-hmm.
- You keeping off the alcohol?
442
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:07,081
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Off the caffeine?
443
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,645
Can't you tell? I'm, like, barely alive.
444
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,052
(GROANS, CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT)
445
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:13,187
Matt, you're supposed
to tell me I look pretty.
446
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,056
- You're so pretty.
- (LAUGHS)
447
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,759
That's embarrassing. Don't.
Not in front of a guest.
448
00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:20,786
While you drink the fertility teas...
449
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:22,730
- Yeah. (COUGHS)
- I will prepare the
450
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,333
homemade conception chimes.
451
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:27,738
Now, we need to get rid
of all the bad energy.
452
00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:31,439
You'll feel the energy. The aura
will pass through the chimes.
453
00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:33,508
And then, how do we
get the bad energy out?
454
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:36,768
I suck it out. I need a
very tight seal, actually,
455
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,614
so our mouths will really connect.
456
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,016
Who wants to go first?
457
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:44,079
Well, I would say "not me,"
but I know that that means
458
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,953
that you're going to kiss my wife.
459
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,889
It's not a kiss. It's a suck.
460
00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:51,159
- Mm.
- So I guess... I'll suck your wife?
461
00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:52,860
(GIGGLING)
462
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,849
- No. No. We were...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
463
00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:58,319
We were saying that we
will do whatever it takes.
464
00:16:58,344 --> 00:16:58,944
So...
465
00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:02,503
Yeah, no, I know, and I-I
really, really want this, but...
466
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:04,311
Do you really want it?!
467
00:17:04,336 --> 00:17:06,240
You really want a baby very badly?
468
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,341
- Yeah, well, yeah.
- Very. Very badly.
469
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:10,545
Well, then why do I have this?
470
00:17:10,858 --> 00:17:14,115
- A little tiny car?
- That is, yes. It's the wrong pocket.
471
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,788
This is for my son, who
I'm hoping to meet today.
472
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,555
Why do I have this?!
473
00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:22,643
Pain relievers from
your medicine cabinet!
474
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:25,359
Guys, you can't be on
medication of any kind!
475
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:26,710
Did you go through our medicine cabinet?
476
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,132
Yes! A little bit.
477
00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,998
Any other skeletons in
your medicine... closet?
478
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,134
- No. Nope.
- Clean as a whistle. Mm-hmm.
479
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,936
Wonderful! Then you're both on your way
480
00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:36,737
to becoming great parents.
481
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:37,831
Yay.
482
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,675
Speaking of which, what
do 22-year-old boys like?
483
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,510
I'm just worried the
car won't be enough.
484
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,078
- Oh, yeah, no, that's not gonna be enough.
- It's not.
485
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,714
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm
just gonna cancel again.
486
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:47,982
Mm-hmm.
487
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,484
Oh.
488
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,654
Thank you so much for seeing me, Joan.
489
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,189
I lied to Matt.
490
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:57,124
No. Dear, I have patients.
491
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,770
In two hours, I'll be completely free.
492
00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:01,020
Oh, good. I'll be done by then.
493
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:03,264
So, we're trying to get
pregnant, and that means
494
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:04,699
going off all of our meds.
495
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:06,567
But I haven't gone off
my mood stabilizers,
496
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,035
and Matt doesn't know that.
497
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,370
Does your doctor know?
498
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:11,806
Oh, no. No, I don't
need to go see a doctor.
499
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,841
My mom sends me all of
my pills from Mexico.
500
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,476
Have I ever told you about my mom?
501
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:17,983
- Oh...
- No. Um, dear, if you stay here,
502
00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:19,741
you're going to have couple's therapy
503
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,180
with a complete stranger.
504
00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:23,876
Oh, that's okay. I love strangers.
505
00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:26,655
Okay, so here's the deal:
Colleen doesn't know that
506
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,523
I've been taking
finasteride for hair loss.
507
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,111
Now I really want to have
a kid, but I love my hair,
508
00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:33,206
and I don't want to look
like some bald loser.
509
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,462
Oh, none taken.
510
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:35,663
Could finasteride really be hurting
511
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:37,098
our chances of getting pregnant?
512
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,733
Honestly, going off it might just be
513
00:18:38,735 --> 00:18:41,502
the kick in the balls your balls need.
514
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,371
All right, I got to get into surgery.
515
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,619
- All righty. Thanks, Tim.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
516
00:18:45,644 --> 00:18:47,308
- I already scrubbed up.
- Can't be too careful.
517
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,791
- All right, see you, brother.
- All right.
518
00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:50,646
Hey, Gerald! All right.
519
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,752
Colleen?
520
00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:00,384
I have something to tell you.
521
00:19:00,409 --> 00:19:04,642
- Okay.
- Um, I lied to you. I'm so sorry.
522
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,845
I have secretly been
taking hair loss medication.
523
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,181
Okay. So is that why when
we go to the pharmacy,
524
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,250
- you tell me to wait in the car?
- Oh, no.
525
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,285
That's because you like to
try to play with all the canes.
526
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,642
No, no, no, no. I get
the pills in the mail.
527
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,634
Oh. Okay, well, then Matt,
528
00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:19,423
I have something that
I need to tell you.
529
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:20,383
Okay.
530
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:23,517
I have been on mood stabilizers
since we started dating.
531
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,080
So you're saying that I'm
the reason you take them?
532
00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:26,674
Oh, no! No, no, no, lots
of different reasons.
533
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,947
But the main one is just because
534
00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:28,893
when I'm not on them,
535
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,276
I am one moody bitch.
536
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:32,780
- Honey, I am so okay with that.
- (KNIVES SCRAPING)
537
00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:33,567
Okay.
538
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,246
I mean, how moody could
we even be talking?
539
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,546
- Why does that even matter?
- It doesn't.
540
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:37,716
It doesn't even matter a little bit.
541
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,755
I'm just really worried that
542
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,106
you're not gonna love me off my meds.
543
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,052
Oh, Colleen,
544
00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:43,188
I will always love you, no matter what.
545
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:44,589
(GASPS)
546
00:19:44,591 --> 00:19:46,858
You are so good to me. Oh.
547
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,742
(COLLEEN LAUGHS)
548
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,663
- Mmm.
- Is that another woman I smell on you?
549
00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:53,834
- No, honey, you're smelling yourself.
- You're so smart.
550
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,700
- (LAUGHS)
- I can't believe you lied to me.
551
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:56,765
- So sorry.
- But I love you so much,
552
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:57,804
and I want you to be the father
553
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,871
- of my baby.
- Great. So...
554
00:19:59,873 --> 00:20:01,539
how long have you been off the meds?
555
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,593
Oh. I'm going off of 'em tonight.
556
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,801
Synced and corrected by Octavia
- www.addic7ed.com -
557
00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:10,401
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
40601
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof