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Hats�off�to�Tanis, boys.
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It's�certainly�a�great�day for�Thunder�Bay.
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Yeah,�Tanis�has outdones�herself.
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She�sure�did.
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Say,�where�is�Tanis?
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Well,�Tanis�the.
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Tough�gal. Homewrecker.
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Rocket. Sniper.
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Alpha�female. Temptress.
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A�bit�rough�around�the�edges.
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Tried�to�lure�you in�to�the�barn�for�a...
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Round�of�the�bases. Homewrecking.
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Slam. Crush.
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Roll�in�the�hay. Lay�in�the�biblical�sense.
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Toe�curl.��And�the�truth�is
you�kinda�wanted�to...
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Pet�heavily. Wreck�your�home?
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Rack�up�a�kill. Score�a�take�down.
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Have�the�best�sex of�your�life.
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Fondle? Become�one.
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But�you�didn't. Because�that's�not�what�a...
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Good�'ol�boy. Real�man.
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Straight�shooter. Team�player.
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Seriously? God-fearing�gentleman.
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Stand�up�guy. Does.
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On�the�contrary,�a...
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Good�'ol�boy. Real�man.
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Straight�shooter. Team�player.
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Pussy. God-fearing�gentleman.
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Stands-up�guy. Doesn't�cheat.
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So�while�you�walked �towards�the�barn�for�what�one
would�assume�was�a...
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Poke. Terrible�fucking�idea.
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Easy�kill. Quick�mash.
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Whatever�you�are�into,�baby.
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Lustful�encounter.
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A�lot�of�character is�undertaken.
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You�didn't.
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You�got�in�the�truck, drove�over�to�Rosie's�and...
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Now,�Rosie�is�a...
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Real�pretty�gal. So�fucking�cute.
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Ten. Damn.
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Book�reader. Goddess.
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Fine�woman.����You�can't�be with�one�woman
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and�have�feelings for�another.
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You�are�of�the�opinion that�cheaters�are...
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In�the�wrong. Like,�95%�in�the�wrong.
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Bad? Or...
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Seduced. Fair�and�square.
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Antagonized.
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Likely�a�good�persons who�just�mades�a�mistake.
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And�you�shouldn't�very�well go�down�that�road.
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So...
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Here's�the�thing...
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Okay,�you�go.
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No,�you�go. Okay,�I'll�go.
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I'm�gonna�move to�the�city.
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You�are�gonna�move to�the�city?
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I'm�gonna�move to�the�city.
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What�city? Vancouver.
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Well,�you�won't�get many�random�snowy�summer�nights
like�this�in�Vancouver.
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Nope. So�what's�in�Vancouver?
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Pit�bull�rescue.
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I'm�tired�of�reading
about�it�every�day. I�wanna�help.
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You'rea�great�fucking�gal, Rosie.
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You're a�great�fucking�dude, Wayne.
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When�will�I�see�you?
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When�you�see�me. Good�enough.
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And�that's�what
a�get�out�of�jail�free�card looks�like.
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Boy,�howdy. Well,�I�should�say.
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Sick�buddy. Sick,�bro.
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Can�we�bang�now? Wondrous!
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I�likes�Monopoly.
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So,�as�for�Tanis...
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Get�after�it. Sure.
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Killzone? Poundtown?
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We�should�be�banging�right�now. Tanis.
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You�could�do�much�worse, good�buddy.
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You�and�Tanis�are�gonna�give�her
the�old�college�try.
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Good�enough. Good�enough.
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Good�enough. Good�enough.
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Good�enough. Good�enough.
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Good�stuff.
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Finally, a�non-summer�weddings.
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I'm�smilings.
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Well,�it�seems a�little�bit�unfair
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that�at�summer�weddings��gals�get�to�wear
a�nice,�breezy�summer�dress
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and�then�we're�stuck being�sweaty
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and�sticky�in�some three-piece�wool�suit.
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I�guess�it�can�gets quites�pongies�down�there.
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Yeah,�it�can�get a�bit�moist. ���No.
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Who�do�you�think is�gonna�moist�the�Stanley�Cup,
this�year,�Katy?
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I'm�thinking�Calgary. I�swear�to�fucking�Christ.
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Oh,�did�you never�see�Moist�Story?
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Or�Moist�Story�2,
starring�Tim�Allen and�Tom�Hanks?
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Are�you�out�of�your�fucking�mind?
I�will�fight�you.
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We�don't�fight at�weddings.
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So,�Dary,��are�you�gonna�be
wearing�your�dad's�suit?
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Do�falling�timbers make�tambers?
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Who�the�fuck�are�you? Yes,�Katy.
99
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I�got�it ���for�a�grade�13�semi-formal
from�the�Letterkenny�Op�shop.
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Loves�the�Op�shops. I'll�take�the�Sally�Ann.
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You�know�what?That�suit�is�so�dad
the�last�time�you�wore�it,
102
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it�told�me�the�Dire�Straits
were�the�greatest�band����of�all�time.
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That�suit�is�so�dad
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it�ate�all�the�lunch�meat
on�the�way�home from�the�grocery�store.
105
00:04:07,053 --> 00:04:10,224
The�suit�is�so�dad�it�owns�a�VHS
copy�of�The�Hunt�for�Red October.
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So,�Dan,���are�you�gonna cold�rock�a�kilt?
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Like�my�Grandpas
and�his�grandpas before�him.
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A�little�class, a�little�sass
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and�a�lot�of�ass all�in�one
tartans�garments.
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Wayne, �I�assume�you'll�be�wearing�one
of�only�two�suits�that�you�own.
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Two�will�do�you.��One�for�weddings
and�one�for�funerals.
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A�good�suit�lasts�you the�rest�of�your�life
if�you�take�care�of�it.
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What�would�you�wear ����for�a�court�appearance?
I've�never�been�arrested.
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What�would�you�wearto�a�job�interviews?
I've�only�ever�had�one�job.
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What�would�you�wear
to�a�bar�mitzvah? Not�Jewish.
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Bat�mitzvahs? Still�not�Jewish.
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Graham's�from�the�city.
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So�there's�gonna�be
a�lot�of�citiots at�this�thing.
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I�fucking�hate�citiots.
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They're�always�going�on about�how�we're�saying,
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"fucking�mud�in�our fucking�hammies".
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Fucking�riding�our�sleds�down�to
a�fucking�pit�party,�bud.
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Giving�her�tits.
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I�was�climbing�the�ladder��up�the�hay�mound
behind�your�brother�and�ew!
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Ripped�a�fart�that�sounded�like
a�creaky�door�opening
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inside�a�hot�air�balloon,�but...
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We�do�not�fight at�weddings.
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No,�but�we�can�get�laid if�we're�keen�to.
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Sexy�just�wafts�around at�weddings.
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Plenty�of�opportunities for�people�looking to�do�some�yessing.
131
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A�little�bit of�wedding�spreading.
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A�little�bit�of�matrimonies and�hide�the�balonies.
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Oh,�sure, �maybe�some�exchanging�of�rings
and�rubbing�of�things.
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Clear�eyes.
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Full�Windsors.
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Can't�lose.
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Clean�up�well, Cowboy.
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Well,�a�good�suit will�last�the�rest�of�your�life
if�you�take�care�of�it.
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And�me?
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Well,�I�wouldn't�kick�you
out�of�bed�for�eating fucking�crackers,�Tanis.
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Top�shelf�ceremony, boys.
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Short,�sweet and�not�too�much�God.
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I'm�told�God doesn't�have�much�time
for�gays�these�days,�so...
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Par�for�the�course, I�guess.
145
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Real�prouds�of�Dax�and�Ronsford
jumps�in�the�brooms�like�that.
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Good�guys. Good�grooms.
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I�wonder�what that�must�be�like.
148
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What? Getting�hitched?
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No,�being�into�dudes. I've�got�so�many�questions.
150
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Yeah,��and�I�wanna�hear
exactly�zero�of�them.
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It's�like,����what�if�you are�attracted
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to�somebody with�the�same�name�as�you?
153
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Is�it�like, "How�fun"?
154
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Or�is�it�fucking�weird? lt'd�be�fucking�weird.
155
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Quite�likely. That's�never�happened�to�me.
156
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Guess�the�closest�I�ever�came
to�it�was�almost�doing�it ����with�a�gal�named�Sheryl.
157
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Yeah,�I�suppose
it'd�kindsa�be like�the�time.
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I�almost�hooked�up�with�a�gal�who�had
the�same�names�as�my�Grandmas.
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That�would�be fucking�off-putting.
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It�was.�lt�was�distracting
at�inappropriate�times...
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With...
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Ruth.
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I�wish�there�was���a�goddamn�way
I�could�do�it�with�a�Katy.
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Ew! Or�a�Kate or�a�Caitlin.
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I�guess�Katherine
would�even�be walking�the�line.
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There's�no�way���I�could�do�it with�a�Wayne.
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Ew! Unless�it�was�Gretzky or�Rostad.
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Or�Newton.
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I'd�bow�to�the�great�ones. I'd�bend�right�over.
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I'd�like�Gretzky
in�my�office behind�the�net.
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I'd�be�a�jar�of�curry ����in�a�fucking�hurry�just
feeding�him�all�night�long.
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I�promised�Mess I�wouldn't�do�this.
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I�just�promised to�mess.
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I'd�let�Gretzk����leave�my�ass
seriously�McSorely
175
00:08:02,809 --> 00:08:03,861
I'd�let�that�lady Bing�lady�bang�me.
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00:08:03,898 --> 00:08:05,472
That's�69�with�99 into�overtime.
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I'd�just�straight�up let�him�99�me.
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Howdy�who. Ah,�what's�a�99?
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It's�just�fucking while�spooning.
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All�right,�boys.
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Show�me��what�you�can�do with�a�cock.
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Hail!
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Hey-ho.
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Oh,�good�day,�lads.
185
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Did�you�ride your�fucking�sleds�here?
186
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Oh,�are�you�fucking matting�her?
187
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Is�she��a�charity�ride, like,�"Holy�Fuck"?
188
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Just�about�clear�putting�it in�the�fucking�rhubarb.
189
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Yous�just�gonna�stand�there
rubbing�your�peckers�or�what?
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Oh,�she's fucking�tits, ���eh?
191
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D'you�give�her�beans,
bud? D'you�give�her�boots,�bud?
192
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Do�you�give�her fucking�torque?
193
00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:45,782
Do�you�wanna�get fucking�smoke?
194
00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:46,754
Or�are�you taking�her�easy?
195
00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:48,171
If�she's�easy, take�her�twice,�bud.
196
00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:51,163
We'll�call�you toonie�two�times.
197
00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:52,227
Let's�do�her�manure.
198
00:08:58,919 --> 00:09:01,355
Isn't�this�the�part����where�you...
We�don't�fight�at�weddings.
199
00:09:01,394 --> 00:09:04,523
Those�citiots��can�fucking�tie
their�dicks�in�a�knot.
200
00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:05,868
They�can�go piss�up�a�rope.
201
00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,673
Gretzky,�Rostad and�Newton for�Katy,�eh?
202
00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:13,619
I'm�surprised Lil�Wayne
didn't�make�the�cut.
203
00:09:16,566 --> 00:09:17,861
What?
204
00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:20,038
Great�dress,�Bonnie. Thanks.
205
00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:20,841
Op�Shop.
206
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,647
You�look�like
the�girl�who�punched my�V�ticket.
207
00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:27,215
What's�your�nationality?
208
00:09:27,252 --> 00:09:31,028
You�ever�seen���the�back�seat of�a�BMW�X3?
209
00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:33,398
You�should�be�honored.
My�buddy�here��only�fucks�tens.
210
00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:34,966
Only�tens. Right�in�the�X.
211
00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:38,244
Seriously,���come�outside.
I'll�show�you�the�3.
212
00:09:38,284 --> 00:09:39,819
It's�actually���the�exact�same as�the�5.
213
00:09:39,856 --> 00:09:40,856
X5.
214
00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:42,187
BMW.
215
00:09:42,224 --> 00:09:43,024
Just�way�better�on�gas.
216
00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:44,778
Living�the�Beem.
217
00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:51,808
Stewart,�I�knowyou�are�the�world's
foremost�fire�selector,
218
00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:55,319
but�this�is�a�wedding and�I�promised�the�grooms
we'd�play�songs�like.
219
00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:57,464
Brown�Eyed�Girl
and�Shout and�Lean�on�Me,
220
00:09:57,503 --> 00:10:00,363
Ain't�No�Mountain�High�Enough andMambo�No. �5.
221
00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:02,272
Yous�guys ����got�the�Chicken�Dance
ready�to�play�yet?
222
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,840
I�fucking�love�that�song, I'll�tell�you.
223
00:10:03,877 --> 00:10:06,277
I�put�it�on�in�the�barn��for�the�cluckers
when�them�pecker-faced�bastards
224
00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,856
ain't�dropping�eggs, I�just�love�it.
225
00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,718
Are�you being�facetious? ���Huh?
226
00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:13,496
Can�your�vestigial�minds �even�comprehend�the�derogatory
nature�of�your�requests?
227
00:10:13,537 --> 00:10:14,807
Or�maybe you�could�compromise?
228
00:10:14,844 --> 00:10:16,714
Do�something�cool��like�beat�juggle
the�Chicken�Dance?
229
00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:17,777
Here,�take...
230
00:10:20,192 --> 00:10:20,992
Enough!
231
00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,358
Deejaying�is�an�art�form.
232
00:10:23,397 --> 00:10:27,667
A�medium�in�which the�most�prolific�audio�auteurs
of�our�time�can�speak�through.
233
00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:28,890
A�deep�connection of�the�soul�of�yourself
234
00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,380
and�the�gyrating�asses of�the�great�unwashed
235
00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:35,114
who�eagerly�thirst
for�your�deafening compositions.
236
00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:37,861
I�like�gyrating�assesbut�I'm�pretty�sure
it�ain't�art�there,�bud.
237
00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:40,499
Yeah,�wouldn't�you�have�to
have�written�the�songs�yourself�for�it�to�be�art?
238
00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:41,320
I'm�sorry, composed?
239
00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:43,939
I�think�the�word is�produced.
240
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:47,218
Right,�or�at�least didn't�download�off�the�lnternet
so�you�could�profit�off�them.
241
00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:49,593
Yeah,�you�are ����more�like�an�art�dealer
than�an�artiste.
242
00:10:49,631 --> 00:10:51,996
Or�like an�art�gallery�curator.
243
00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,305
Selling�stolen�paintings.
244
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,202
That�you�printed off�the�lnternet.
245
00:10:57,348 --> 00:10:58,913
Whoa!
246
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,020
If�you�do�not fall�back,
247
00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,918
and�fasten�that�lip.
248
00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:06,391
Your�other, thinner�lip.
249
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:11,772
I'll�turn�this �elegant,�soigne��ceremony
of�the�coming�together�of�two����bonded�souls
250
00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:14,155
into�a�straight�up�blood�rain.
251
00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:16,053
Hey! Over�here.
252
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,728
Chicken�Dance.
253
00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,601
Get�it?
254
00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:28,894
Just�wanna�go.
255
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,900
Good�game you�fucking�beauties.
256
00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:34,389
Way�to�tape�your sticks�together,�boys.
257
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:37,139
You�two�make a�hot�pairing.
258
00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:39,578
Five�minute�major
and�a�lifetime�misconduct for�butt�ending.
259
00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:40,404
You�boys enjoying�yourselves?
260
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,523
Acting�single. Seeing�double.
261
00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:43,866
Drinking�triples.
262
00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,368
Daxy,�I�gotta�say,
263
00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:51,075
solid�work��on�the�big�city slam�prospects.
264
00:11:51,114 --> 00:11:52,301
Solid�big�city slam�scouting,�Daxy.
265
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,379
Boys,�a�little,�uh, players�only�here.
266
00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:57,764
You�are�not pulling�tonight.
267
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,794
Yes,�we�are.
268
00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:00,136
These�are modern�city�gals.
269
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:03,943
None�of�them�have�any�interest
in�hockey�player�types.
270
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,014
Boys,�big�muscles�haven't
been�popular�with�the�ladies ���since�Jersey�Shore.
271
00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:10,052
The�only�way�to�getany�attention�from�a
cosmopolitan,�college�gal�type
272
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,280
is�to�get�in�touch with�your�inner�twink.
273
00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:13,800
You�need�to�be�less power�forward
274
00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:15,368
and�more�power�bottom.
275
00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:17,816
We'll�getour�wedding�stylist
to�help�them�out.
276
00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:20,221
So�we�need�to...
277
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:22,760
Spruce�up�our�look?
278
00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:24,227
No.
279
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,007
You�gotta�bruce up�your�look.
280
00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:32,516
So�Professor�Tricia�says �that�Letterkenny�has�developed
into�quite�the�homosexual�scene
281
00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:35,687
and�we�can�rightly�expects
a�Pride�parades�next�springs.
282
00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:37,866
Never�been�to��a�Pride�parade.
What's�it�like?
283
00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:39,695
It's�like�a�Santa�Claus�parade.
284
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:41,909
Except�instead of�handing�out�candy,
they�hand�out�condoms.
285
00:12:41,947 --> 00:12:44,016
I�should�probably�start
thinking�about�a�name right�now.
286
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,101
Great�Day�for�gay. A�Hard�Gay's�Night.
287
00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:46,579
Eyes�Pride�Shut. Pride�Green�Tomatoes.
288
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,519
Pride�of�Chucky. lndependence�Gay.
289
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:51,766
Ferris�Bueller Gets�Off.
290
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,336
Star�Wars��Rogue�One.
291
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,838
The�Princess�Pride. Pride�of�Frankenstein.
292
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,660
Pride�and�Go�Seeks. Carlito's�Gay.
293
00:12:56,698 --> 00:13:00,318
Night�of�the�Giving�Head. Lay�Anything.
294
00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:01,141
Final�Mantasy.
295
00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:02,690
Third�Cock�from�the�Sun.
296
00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:03,662
How�fella�Got His�Groove�Pack.
297
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,469
The�Gay�the�Earth Stood�Still.
298
00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:07,155
Eat,�Gay,�Love.
299
00:13:07,191 --> 00:13:08,839
Dr. �Strangelove
300
00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:11,017
or�how�I�learned
to�stop�wearing, "Love�the�Bum".
301
00:13:11,821 --> 00:13:12,621
Bonnie�and�Pride.
302
00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,787
Oh,�Bonnie�McMurray.
303
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:17,132
You�boys�tried the�catering�yet?
304
00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:19,829
I�am�chomping�at�the�bit
to�get�one�of�those�cupcakes.
305
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:20,655
Nots�to�be�impolite, Dary
306
00:13:20,691 --> 00:13:24,079
but�it's�actually champing�at�the�bits.
307
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,485
Oh,�you�got�those
pits�ready�for�your fucking�ponies?
308
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,193
How�many�ponies�you�got ����under�your�hood?
You�got �a�frigging�hemmy�under�there?
309
00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:31,032
How�many CCs�is�your�sled?
310
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,270
Do�you�fucking�pin�her
when�you�get�pickled�there,�bud?
311
00:13:32,307 --> 00:13:35,342
Oh,�I�really�fucking�gave�it to�her�last�night.
312
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,947
Working�hard or�hardly�working?
313
00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:44,697
What�happenedto�the�part�where...
We�don't�fight�at�weddings.
314
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,608
I�gotta�piss. I'll�come�with�you.
315
00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:50,045
Yeah,�same. Okay,�let's�go.
316
00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:55,925
My�cock�he�lives�now. Redux.
317
00:14:02,878 --> 00:14:03,948
What's�up, �ladies?
318
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:05,032
What�is your�nationality?
319
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:06,881
Grow�up����around�here?
320
00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:08,189
Have�any�tattoos?
321
00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:09,291
I�got�a�Celtic�symbol on�my�calf.
322
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:12,193
I�got�a�Nike�swoosh right�above�my�heart.
323
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,842
I�got�you�a�drink.
I�swear�it's�not a�roofie.
324
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:16,778
Yes,�it�is. Of�course,�it�is.
325
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,996
Hey,�that's a�real�nice�dress.
326
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,756
Look�a�lot�nicer on�my�hotel�room�floor.
327
00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,925
You�ever�seen���the�front�seat
of�a�Honda�del�Sol?
328
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,280
I'll�have�a�roll in�your�hay�any�day.
329
00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:25,893
We�don't�fight at�weddings.
330
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,568
I�got�a�Harman�Kardon system�in�the�3.
331
00:14:29,608 --> 00:14:32,548
X3.BM�motherfucking�W, baby.
332
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,423
It's�actually way�better�than�Bose.
333
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,523
Dickskin? Dickens.
334
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,295
Fellas,�a�list of�my�requests.
335
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,473
To�be�played�back�two, back�two ,
three,�four, ���well�I�have�five�songs...
336
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,311
No�requests.
337
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,184
How�dare�thou come�into my�private�roost
338
00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:03,292
of�penetrating�beats with�an�audacious�act
of�social�and�musical�treason.
339
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,429
Every�single�one�of�these
is�a�Brooks�and�Dunn�song.
340
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:06,998
Starting�with the�Boot�Scootin'�Boogie.
341
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:08,870
I�didn't�realize they�had�other�songs.
342
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,248
Of�all�the�boogies,the�Boot�Scootin'
is�the�last�one�I�would
343
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,650
and�will�ever�torture myself�or�others�with.
344
00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:14,218
I'll�give�you a�Boot�Scootin'.
345
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:16,126
What�about ����Blame�lt�on�the�Boogie
by�the�Jackson�5?
346
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:18,234
Boogie,�Oogie,�Oogie, A�taste�of�honey.
347
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:19,872
Boot�Scootin'.Boogie�Wonderland,
by�Earth�Wind�&�Fire.
348
00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:21,439
Elton�John'sStreet�Boogie.
349
00:15:21,477 --> 00:15:23,607
This�wedding�needs�a�boogie�and
it's�gonna�be�Boot����Scootin'.
350
00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:24,432
Born�to�Boogie, T�Rex?
351
00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:25,509
Boogie�Woogie�Wu, lnsane�Clown�Posse.
352
00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,858
Zip�Gun�Boogie, T�Rex�again.
353
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:30,026
Take�the�damn�boogie and�make�it
a�Boot�Scootin'.
354
00:15:30,065 --> 00:15:31,247
I'm�Your�Boogie�Man, KC�and�the�Sunshine�band.
355
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:32,663
I'm�Your�Boogieman, White�Zombie.
356
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:36,174
I�hoped�it�wouldn't�come to�blows�over�a�boogie.
357
00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:40,182
But�I'll�damn�well go�to�blows.
358
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,525
For�the�Boot Scootin'�Boogie.
359
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,403
Not�happening, Dickskin. �Dickens!
360
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:52,221
I�got�it. I�got�it.
361
00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,788
I�got�the�Chicken�Dance.
362
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:55,426
Went�home�and�got�it out�of�the�cassette�player in�the�tractor.
363
00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:57,828
You�play�it�now�or�later.
Either�way,�you'll�play�it.
364
00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,172
Or�you'll�die.
365
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,453
What's�with���the�super�sad glassware,�boys?
366
00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,291
What's�with�your�hair?
367
00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:10,894
Oh,�just�got�some big�city�prospects.
368
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:13,331
Don't�wanna�risk ����putting�a�big�goose�egg
up�on�the�board.
369
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,957
Don't�wanna�fan on�a�yonny�cage,�buddy.
370
00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:18,148
So,�we�bruced�up our�looks.
371
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,987
What�does�that�mean?
372
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,090
Don't�worry�about�it. Don't�worry�about�it,�yeah.
373
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,442
How's�that going�for�ya?
374
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,099
Uh,�good. We�got�bites.
375
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,199
Yeah.
376
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,106
Well,�we�got�like,�a... A�bite.
377
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,250
They�were�50�though.
378
00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:35,795
I�took�downan�older�lady�once.
It�was�kinda�fun.
379
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,881
Kinda�weird. Why?
380
00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:38,759
Well, after�she�made�a�pizza.
381
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,944
Sick,�buddy. She�ordered�a�pizza.
382
00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:42,895
No,�made�a�pizza.
383
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:45,385
From�scratch,�buddy.
384
00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:46,354
I�had�to�sit and�talk
385
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,442
while�she�made a�pizza.
386
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,154
You�two look�like�dandies.
387
00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:52,866
You�look���like�pansies.
388
00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:54,245
You�know,���the�landscape might�be�changing
389
00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:56,107
but�manly�men never�go�out�of�style.
390
00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,052
Hello,�ladies.
391
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,298
Yeuch,�I�can't�drink this�shit�anymore.
392
00:17:07,337 --> 00:17:09,477
What�am�I�a�ballerina�trying to�get�skinny?
393
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:10,810
I'm�gonna�get some�rye,�babe.
394
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,152
Cheers.
395
00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:18,302
Katy�got�hit�on by�a�top�hat�guy.
396
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,738
A�top�hat. A�guy�in�a�top�hat.
397
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:24,718
I'd�rather�take�down
a�city�than�a�guy in�a�top�hat.
398
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,018
Oh,�I�don't�know, Ms. �Katys.
399
00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:28,725
Some�men�looks
quite�statelys in�a�top�hat.
400
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:29,681
Scrooge�McDuck comes�to�mind.
401
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,678
Mr. �Peanut. Slash.
402
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,498
The�guy�from�T�Rex. Abe�Lincoln.
403
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:36,476
Uncle�Pennybags
from�Monopoly. Willy�Wonka's.
404
00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:39,151
The�Cat�in�the�Hat. Guy�from�T�Rex�again.
405
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,990
Oh,�hey�there, buds.
406
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,194
Is�she�a�manual?
Or�are�you�driving a�bitch�stick?
407
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,137
You�like�bud�lite?
You�like�butt�holes around�here.
408
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:48,775
Oh,�did�you�get�your�pecker�stuck
in�a�bottle�of�brew?
409
00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:50,344
Where's�your�sweety�bud?
410
00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:52,252
Did�she�leave�you����to�your�John
and�your�John�Deere?
411
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:53,854
Where's�your�John�queer,�bud?
412
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,677
I�was�brought�up�on �Looney�Tunes�and�only�dancing
when�nobody's�around.
413
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,550
Learned�the�heck out�of�it�that�way,�Dan.
414
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:05,588
I�am�fucking�irritated.
415
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,225
We�don't�fight at�weddings.
416
00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:09,322
Right.
417
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,770
We�don't�fight at�weddings.
418
00:18:13,106 --> 00:18:14,706
Ten�four? Over�and�out.
419
00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:19,217
Hello,�ladies. Ladies.
420
00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:20,590
Can�we�interest�you in�a�shot�of�sourpuss?
421
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:23,762
Perhaps�a�half�glass of�white�zinfandel?
422
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,932
Have�you�looked�at
any�interesting�furniture lately?
423
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,422
I�admire�his�eye for�interior�design.
424
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,704
What�are�you�two going�on�about?
425
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975
You�are�really missing�the�mark.
426
00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:33,683
You�know,���metrosexuality went�out�of�style
427
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:34,774
with�the�Von�Dutch and�Chingy.
428
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,790
We�are�into�men. Classic�men,�athletic�types.
429
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:39,797
You�don't�look�like you�can�fix�my�car.
430
00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:42,506
You�don't�look��like�you�can�fix
a�sliding�screen�door.
431
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,879
What? Wha... �What?
432
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,484
We're�... We're�hockey�players.
433
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:47,223
We're�the�snipe, celly�boys.
434
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,029
Dirty�fucking dangles�boys.
435
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,835
What�are�you�guys going�on�about�now?
436
00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,274
Now�you�are�just�being�posers.
It's�pretty�pathetic.
437
00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:57,208
Even�if�you�are�hockey�players,
we�are�not�puck�bunnies.
438
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,823
Or�lacrosse-titutes.
439
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,899
I�don't�even�drink... I�drink�beer.
440
00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:22,041
Where�are�you�guys staying�tonight?
441
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,480
There's�only�motel
in�this�shit�hole, so�that�one.
442
00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:25,971
I've�never�ridden in�a�BMW�X3�before.
443
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:30,861
What�about�a�BMW�X3 with�a�luxury�leather�package?
444
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,773
She�just�said�she'd�never�ridden
in�one,�idiot.
445
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,448
Take�me�home.
446
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,723
Ladies�and�gentlemen.
447
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,398
The�song for�the�first�dance...
448
00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:44,002
Chosen�by...
449
00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:47,342
The�grooms.
450
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,084
I�can't�wait to�take�sauce �from�you
451
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,039
and�slot�from�now until�the�horn�blows
452
00:19:54,075 --> 00:19:55,451
at�the�end of�quadruple�overtime.
453
00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:57,230
Playoff�rules, nice.
454
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,650
There�was always�an�open�bet.
455
00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,296
I'll�take�the�tender tonight.
456
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,791
A�six�man,�you�know what�I�am�talking�about.
457
00:20:01,828 --> 00:20:03,474
As�long�as�you�can�bury. Oh,�we�will�find�a�hole.
458
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:06,723
You�can't�slip�one�past�me. Let's�steer�this�back.
459
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:37,468
*�Sucking�on�my�titties
460
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,039
*�Like�you�wanted�me
461
00:20:39,076 --> 00:20:40,936
*�Calling�me�all�the�time Like�Blondie
462
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,774
*�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind
463
00:20:42,812 --> 00:20:44,412
*�lt's�fine�all of�the�time
464
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:46,249
*�Like�sex�on�the�beaches
465
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,227
*�What�else�is�in�the teachesOf�peaches?
466
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,832
*�Huh?�What?
467
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,790
*�Sucking�on�my�titties Like�you�wanted�me
468
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:02,858
*�Calling�me All�the�time�like�Blondie
469
00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,967
*�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind
470
00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,071
*�lt's�fine�all of�the�time
471
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:09,277
*�What�else�is�in�the teachesof�peaches?
472
00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:10,364
*�Like�sex�on�the�beaches
473
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:11,842
*�Huh?�What?
474
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,156
*�Huh,�right
475
00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:18,103
*�What?
476
00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:22,649
*�Huh?�What?
477
00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:25,325
*�Right
478
00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:45,032
*�Fuck�the�pain�away
479
00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:15,981
*�Huh?�What?
480
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:17,983
*�Right
481
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:23,468
*�Huh?�What?
482
00:22:23,504 --> 00:22:25,204
*�Right
483
00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:32,153
*�What�else�in�the�teaches of�peaches?
484
00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:33,239
*�Like�sex�on�the�beaches
485
00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,317
*�What?
486
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,160
*�Right
487
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:43,380
*�SIS,�IUD
488
00:22:44,456 --> 00:22:45,391
*�Stay�in�school
489
00:22:45,427 --> 00:22:46,807
*�'Cause�it's�the�best
490
00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:49,251
*�IUD,�SIS
491
00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,281
*�Stay�in�school
492
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,336
*�'Cause�it's�the�best
493
00:22:55,412 --> 00:22:57,147
*�IUD,�SIS
494
00:22:57,185 --> 00:22:59,105
*�Stay�in�school
495
00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:01,020
*�'Cause�it's�the�best
496
00:23:01,058 --> 00:23:03,579
*�IUD,�SIS
497
00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:05,926
*�Stay�in�school
498
00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:09,543
*�'Cause�it's�the�best
499
00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,184
*�Sucking�on�my�titties Like�you�wanted�me
500
00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:14,126
*�Calling�me All�the�time�like�Blondie
501
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:16,496
*�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind.
502
00:23:16,534 --> 00:23:17,869
Yous�looking�for�trouble? Yous�looking�for�trouble?
503
00:23:17,906 --> 00:23:19,491
Yous�looking�for�trouble? So�what�if�we�are?
504
00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:22,149
We�don't�fight at�weddings.
505
00:23:22,188 --> 00:23:23,483
Wouldn't�dream�of�it,�bud.
506
00:23:24,556 --> 00:23:27,156
*�Fuck�the�pain�away
507
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,371
*�Huh?�What?
508
00:23:58,407 --> 00:24:00,637
*�Right. �Uhh
509
00:24:04,657 --> 00:24:05,592
*�Huh?�What?
510
00:24:05,628 --> 00:24:07,858
*�Right. �Uhh
511
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,278
*�What�else�is�in�the teachesof�peaches?
512
00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:15,363
*�Like�sex�on�the�beaches
513
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,013
*�What?�Right. �Uhh
514
00:24:22,823 --> 00:24:27,493
*�Fuck�the�pain�away
515
00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:32,963
*�Fuck�the�pain�away�*
516
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:37,563
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