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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,797 --> 00:00:02,874 NARRATOR: Previously, on Let's Get Physical. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,429 - Who got murdered? - You did, bitch. In front of your minions. 3 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:07,898 We will beat you in the aerobics finals. 4 00:00:07,904 --> 00:00:11,527 Once we place in regionals, we will go on to the aerobics finals. 5 00:00:11,541 --> 00:00:13,818 It's the one advantage we have against the Metrics, 6 00:00:13,824 --> 00:00:15,911 that we're a team, not a cult. 7 00:00:16,685 --> 00:00:19,994 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the CAC team regionals. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,625 Our top two teams will advance to the finals. 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:26,094 Next up, Team Metrics! 10 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:28,993 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 11 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:32,072 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 12 00:00:33,194 --> 00:00:36,643 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 13 00:00:37,039 --> 00:00:39,743 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 14 00:00:45,181 --> 00:00:48,185 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 15 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:04,173 - (POWERS DOWN) - (MUSIC STOPS) 16 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,537 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 17 00:01:14,077 --> 00:01:16,168 I just wanna whip out my dad's secret move, 18 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:17,653 you know, and make 'em suck it. 19 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:20,080 Janet said we need to pace ourselves and save it for finals. 20 00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:23,245 Old Janet also said masturbating makes you blind and I can see fine. 21 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:26,692 How do I look? Uh? 22 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:27,904 You look stupid. 23 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:29,597 Yeah, you look stupid, too. 24 00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:31,201 (CHUCKLES) 25 00:01:32,191 --> 00:01:34,220 Remember, you're doing this for the cash. 26 00:01:34,493 --> 00:01:36,092 And to spite your father. 27 00:01:36,098 --> 00:01:38,354 - Can I get a hug? - Uh, no. 28 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:40,558 Thanks for the pep talk, mom. 29 00:01:40,714 --> 00:01:42,227 Come on guys, let's line up. 30 00:01:44,035 --> 00:01:45,736 I can see your giblets. 31 00:01:46,538 --> 00:01:50,003 Sorry, new meds. They make me say things I'm thinking out loud. 32 00:01:50,196 --> 00:01:51,794 Are you sure you're good to go? 33 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,511 Oh yeah, perfect. 34 00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:55,529 I like giblets. 35 00:01:56,592 --> 00:01:59,314 Okay guys, it's go time. Wigs on. 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,320 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 37 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:08,216 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 38 00:02:08,222 --> 00:02:11,222 ('I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU' BY KISS) 39 00:02:16,927 --> 00:02:19,562 ? Oh yeah ? 40 00:02:26,151 --> 00:02:28,210 (AUDIENCE CHEERING WITH EXCITEMENT) 41 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,992 ? We're gonna make it all come true ? 42 00:02:30,998 --> 00:02:32,891 It's obscene. I can see his dick. 43 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:35,219 ? 'Cause girl, you were made for me ? 44 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:39,005 ? Girl, I was made for you ? 45 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:44,516 ? I was made for lovin' you, baby ? 46 00:02:44,522 --> 00:02:47,943 ? You were made for lovin' me ? 47 00:02:47,949 --> 00:02:51,958 ? And I can't get enough of you, baby ? 48 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:55,646 ? Can you get enough of me ? 49 00:02:55,853 --> 00:02:57,122 (POP SOUND) 50 00:02:57,128 --> 00:03:01,233 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING AND CLAPPING) 51 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:19,675 Now, the moment of truth. 52 00:03:19,681 --> 00:03:24,299 After careful consideration and, dare I say, heated deliberation, 53 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,212 we have decided that, unfortunately, 54 00:03:27,218 --> 00:03:29,700 no team will be going on to the finals this year. 55 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:31,441 - (AUDIENCE MUTTERING IN DISAPPOINTMENT) - What? 56 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:33,919 (MICROPHONE DISTORTION) 57 00:03:34,528 --> 00:03:35,744 - (CHUCKLING) Sorry. - What?! 58 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,092 - What?! This is your fault. Don't copy me. - This is you, man. 59 00:03:39,098 --> 00:03:43,018 - ? Let's get physical, physical ? - Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com - 60 00:03:43,024 --> 00:03:44,224 Shut up! 61 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:46,892 Hey, oh... Herbert?! Herbert, you come back here right now. 62 00:03:46,898 --> 00:03:49,173 - This is your fault. - Hey, what do you mean my fault? 63 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:51,911 You hairlick bitch, she's probably mad because you were cheating! 64 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:54,020 Don't you push me, Joe Force, I'm warning you. 65 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:57,968 - I'm warning you, Barry. Don't push me! - Don't push me! I just said no pushing! 66 00:03:57,974 --> 00:03:59,687 - You wanna go? - You want this? 67 00:03:59,693 --> 00:04:01,066 I've been wanting this my whole life. 68 00:04:01,072 --> 00:04:02,640 - I didn't wanna do this to you, man. - Let's do it. 69 00:04:02,646 --> 00:04:04,043 I didn't wanna do this to you. 70 00:04:04,263 --> 00:04:06,143 I didn't wanna do this to you, come on. 71 00:04:06,672 --> 00:04:07,872 Whatcha gonna do? 72 00:04:07,984 --> 00:04:09,184 What're you gonna do? 73 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,470 Whatcha gonna do? 74 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,718 Whatcha gonna do? 75 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:14,169 You... come on, come on. Whatcha gonna do? 76 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:15,516 Okay. 77 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,187 - That means come. - No hitting the face. 78 00:04:25,193 --> 00:04:27,773 - No hitting the balls. Okay, let's do it. - No balls, no face. 79 00:04:27,884 --> 00:04:29,567 (BOTH SHOUT IN RAGE) 80 00:04:31,495 --> 00:04:32,695 Stop him! 81 00:04:34,628 --> 00:04:36,128 Force and Metrix. 82 00:04:36,207 --> 00:04:37,505 If it's any consolation, 83 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,396 you two were the best teams, by far. 84 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:40,602 Well why, then? 85 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:42,016 Payback's a bitch! 86 00:04:42,022 --> 00:04:44,136 (LAUGHS) 87 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:45,342 (BEEPS HORN) 88 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,703 Payback, well, what is he talking about? 89 00:04:47,717 --> 00:04:49,584 I have no idea. 90 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:51,907 I don't play games, I win them. 91 00:04:52,303 --> 00:04:56,101 Wait! It says we have until midnight until the scores become official. 92 00:04:56,107 --> 00:04:57,803 See, we have a chance. 93 00:04:57,809 --> 00:04:59,594 Then let's get the piss-ant. 94 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:05,897 So, are we like calling a temporary truce 95 00:05:05,903 --> 00:05:07,380 to defeat our common enemy? 96 00:05:07,386 --> 00:05:08,628 Ask her. 97 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,139 She still hates me 'cause I broke her little boy's heart. 98 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,851 Oh no, he deserved that. 99 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:16,534 I hate you because you're a conniving little trollop 100 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,542 who'll stop at nothing to get what she wants. 101 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:20,482 Oh so you hate her for being you. 102 00:05:21,536 --> 00:05:23,554 Sorry, it's these new meds. 103 00:05:24,337 --> 00:05:26,972 Come on, it'll be fun. Let's go. 104 00:05:27,338 --> 00:05:28,839 Gah! You're choking me. 105 00:05:29,054 --> 00:05:31,836 That's what your wife said when she blew me in high school. 106 00:05:31,842 --> 00:05:33,068 Shut up! 107 00:05:33,074 --> 00:05:34,471 Ow! Ow! 108 00:05:34,477 --> 00:05:36,656 Gah! You're choking me! 109 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:38,434 (HORN HONKING) 110 00:05:39,118 --> 00:05:42,360 Don't make me throw water on you mangy mutts. 111 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:44,565 While you two have been busy 69ing, 112 00:05:44,571 --> 00:05:47,047 we've actually been working on a way to fix this. 113 00:05:47,053 --> 00:05:48,627 - Okay, pause. - Pause, just pause. 114 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,535 - We're coming right back to this position. - I was winning. 115 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:53,657 Okay, if this plans involves 116 00:05:53,663 --> 00:05:56,017 getting a revenge on Herbert, then I'm in. 117 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,165 Well, we don't need muscle on this one. 118 00:05:58,171 --> 00:06:00,556 So what, you girls are going on a road trip? 119 00:06:00,562 --> 00:06:05,359 Oh yeah, just three hot bitches on a road trip to hell, yeow! 120 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:07,075 She's on a new medication. 121 00:06:07,081 --> 00:06:08,490 Why don't you wait at the house? 122 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:10,149 We'll call if we need you. 123 00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:11,452 What? 124 00:06:16,345 --> 00:06:17,724 What the hell just happened there? 125 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,145 Some reverse misogynistic bullshit. 126 00:06:21,151 --> 00:06:23,045 Ever since Wonder Woman came out, I swear. 127 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:25,232 It's like everything men do is wrong 128 00:06:25,238 --> 00:06:27,957 or stupid or (SNORTS AND SPITS) gross. 129 00:06:27,963 --> 00:06:30,153 If we were smart, what we would do is come up with our own plan 130 00:06:30,159 --> 00:06:31,340 to get into the competition. 131 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:34,067 - Wait. You mean like work together? - Yeah. 132 00:06:34,073 --> 00:06:37,071 - Yeah, I'm saying we work together. - I mean the girls did it. We can do it. 133 00:06:37,077 --> 00:06:39,644 - If the girls can do it... I can... Oh, wait, - I'll do it. I can do it too. 134 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,578 - I'm not sure if you can do it, but I know I can do it. - No, I can work with you. 135 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:44,026 - I can work... Let's work together then. - I can do it. Fine, we'll both do it. 136 00:06:44,032 --> 00:06:45,706 - Oh, okay, oh. - Okay. 137 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,606 - No, not that. Okay. - No more of that. No more of that. 138 00:06:47,612 --> 00:06:50,008 - So what's the move? - We go to my mom's house, 139 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:52,832 and we get some food because I can't do this on an empty stomach. 140 00:06:52,838 --> 00:06:54,439 Good idea, there's a place near you 141 00:06:54,445 --> 00:06:56,566 that just started delivering turmeric covered kimchi. 142 00:06:56,572 --> 00:06:59,939 Or I could just take a dump in a bucket and eat that. 143 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:03,042 Or we'll eat what you want. I don't care, I don't care. 144 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:05,078 Take a dump in a bucket! 145 00:07:05,084 --> 00:07:08,084 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 146 00:07:12,887 --> 00:07:15,114 That's it, that's Herbert's house. 147 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:18,426 Hey, Claud, since we're like besties for the day, 148 00:07:18,432 --> 00:07:19,926 can I ask you something personal? 149 00:07:19,932 --> 00:07:22,114 Why'd you choose Barry over Joe? 150 00:07:22,411 --> 00:07:23,823 - Mmm. - Interesting question. 151 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,109 It wasn't because he beat Joe in the competition. 152 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,018 Barry's extremely successful 153 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:30,836 and has a really good body which doesn't hurt. 154 00:07:31,507 --> 00:07:33,235 It was Joe who pushed me away, 155 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:36,155 sort of taking me for granted and treating me like I didn't matter. 156 00:07:36,161 --> 00:07:37,961 (SCOFFS) Just like Barry then. 157 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:40,530 And why are you so curious? 158 00:07:40,536 --> 00:07:42,345 Thinking about banging Joe. 159 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,198 Dammit. 160 00:07:44,426 --> 00:07:45,843 Meds. (SIGHS) 161 00:07:45,849 --> 00:07:48,849 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 162 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,963 Oh! 163 00:07:52,969 --> 00:07:54,776 It's cool. It's gluten free. 164 00:07:54,782 --> 00:07:56,081 Yeah, that's gonna help. 165 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:58,870 I got you this, "Hibicus" vodka. 166 00:07:59,057 --> 00:08:01,269 - Hibiscus. - Yeah, sure. 167 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:04,859 You remember, uh, Vicky? 168 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:06,826 Vontinetta? 169 00:08:06,832 --> 00:08:08,524 - Sticky Vicky. (CHUCKLES) - Sticky Vicky, yeah. 170 00:08:09,252 --> 00:08:11,251 Tried to give me my first hand job back here. 171 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,939 - Tried? - Well, button-flies. 172 00:08:14,016 --> 00:08:15,665 Who ever thought they were a good idea? 173 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:18,027 They're basically a chastity belt for teenage boys. 174 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,750 Okay listen, if we're gonna do this, 175 00:08:19,756 --> 00:08:21,141 we have to come up with an awesome plan, 176 00:08:21,147 --> 00:08:22,828 something the girls would never think of. 177 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,227 Yeah, like something that's like 178 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:26,039 we're not [BLEEP]-ups, we're smart too. 179 00:08:26,045 --> 00:08:29,240 We need something to keep us in check, some sort of insurance. 180 00:08:29,246 --> 00:08:31,766 Uh-huh, insurance. 181 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:34,541 Oh, I got it! 182 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:35,747 Oh! 183 00:08:35,753 --> 00:08:38,254 We shoot humiliating videos of each other. 184 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:41,000 You have something on me, I have something on you, 185 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:42,906 and if either of us does anything cute, 186 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:44,508 then click, it goes viral. 187 00:08:44,514 --> 00:08:47,057 - You're serious? - It's the perfect insurance. 188 00:08:47,546 --> 00:08:50,650 You wanna use blackmail as a bond of everlasting trust? 189 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,137 Absolutely! 190 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,708 - Works for me. - Yeah. 191 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:55,914 We're good at this. 192 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,588 - (UPBEAT MUSIC) - (JOE CHUCKLES) 193 00:08:57,594 --> 00:09:01,197 Oh, man, this is gonna be so good! Ooh! 194 00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:03,190 You ready? Begin. 195 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:05,104 I hate you! 196 00:09:06,175 --> 00:09:07,773 (MOANING AND CRUNCHING) 197 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:10,664 Oh, yeah! Oh, good! 198 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,172 Oh, yeah, eat it, piggy. 199 00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:14,334 Yeah, eat your feelings, you fat bitch! 200 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,507 - (MOANS) - Yeah! Om nom nom nom nom nom. 201 00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:20,014 Yeah, you... Oh, is it too much? Is it too delicious? 202 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:23,347 - (GROWLS) - Yeah. Oh, yeah! 203 00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:26,310 God, ooh! Oh, you're good at this. 204 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,430 D'you know many carbs are in these things? 205 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:30,731 - Um... - Now talk. 206 00:09:31,308 --> 00:09:35,015 Hi, I'm Barry Cross from The Metrix. 207 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:37,868 People think I'm a fitness guru 208 00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:40,295 but I can live this charade no longer! 209 00:09:40,301 --> 00:09:41,877 Say "char-ard." 210 00:09:42,079 --> 00:09:43,892 Well, I-I think it's pronounced "char-aid." 211 00:09:43,898 --> 00:09:45,968 Yeah, but it's funnier if you say "char-ard." 212 00:09:45,974 --> 00:09:47,417 Makes you seem like a douche. 213 00:09:48,516 --> 00:09:51,869 But I can live this "char-ard" no longer. 214 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:53,134 Keep eating, piggy! 215 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,340 (LAUGHS) 216 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:55,632 (GRUNTS) 217 00:09:57,027 --> 00:09:58,227 Oh, [BLEEP]. 218 00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:00,963 (LAUGHS) 219 00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:02,621 (GULPING) 220 00:10:02,627 --> 00:10:05,153 Oh, that even made me throw up. 221 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:07,262 In my mouth a little, oh! 222 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:08,604 Well, if you feel... 223 00:10:08,652 --> 00:10:12,594 like you've been misled by me or any Metrix products, 224 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:15,183 come on down for a full refund! 225 00:10:15,189 --> 00:10:17,081 Yeah, now-now finish it off. 226 00:10:17,265 --> 00:10:18,559 Oh, yeah. 227 00:10:18,974 --> 00:10:21,588 Oh, so much sugar. 228 00:10:22,215 --> 00:10:24,129 - Gah! - (FOAMY SPRAY) 229 00:10:24,135 --> 00:10:26,572 - (LAUGHING) Ew. - (RETCHING) 230 00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:29,721 Okay. Oh, that was good. That was a good job. 231 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:31,626 I could crush you with this. 232 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,937 I could destroy you with this. 233 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,604 Yeah, well, you better get ready, partner, 234 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:38,198 'cause I got somethin' just as nasty for you. 235 00:10:38,509 --> 00:10:41,509 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 236 00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:44,407 There he is. Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! 237 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,893 Did he see us? 238 00:10:45,899 --> 00:10:48,899 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 239 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,213 (CLEARS THROAT) 240 00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:03,759 (KNOCKING) 241 00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,249 You ladies wanna come inside? 242 00:11:06,255 --> 00:11:07,523 How did you know it was us? 243 00:11:07,529 --> 00:11:10,089 (LAUGHS) I recognized the car! 244 00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:13,290 And your Fitness by Force license plate says JANET F. 245 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,078 And I saw your faces. 246 00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:19,183 I got the camera rolling! We are ready! Let's do it! 247 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,382 I am a musician. A rock musician. 248 00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:24,411 Can't you just kick me in the nuts or something? 249 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,816 No! That wouldn't hurt enough. 250 00:11:25,822 --> 00:11:27,316 Kick me, Barry! In my dick! 251 00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:29,628 Hey! I ate monosodium glutamates! 252 00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:30,834 You are doing this! 253 00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:34,032 Action. 254 00:11:35,058 --> 00:11:38,034 I'm Joe Force, and I'm a... 255 00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:41,512 - No, no, I can't. - Say it. 256 00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:43,319 I, ah... (BLOWS A RASPBERRY) 257 00:11:43,325 --> 00:11:44,973 need to drink. 258 00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,184 Don't drink it all, that's mine. It's good stuff. 259 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,700 I am... Gah! 260 00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:51,308 - Good, right? - No! 261 00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,871 No, it's terrible. It tastes like liquid potpourri. Okay... 262 00:11:54,877 --> 00:11:56,162 Just say it. 263 00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:58,416 I'm Joe Force. (GAGS) 264 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,116 (RETCHING) 265 00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:02,439 - Holy... Oh, f... - (RETCHING) 266 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:03,859 (RETCHING SPLASHES) 267 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:06,411 Shew! Oh, my god, are you okay? 268 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,405 It's fine, it goes through the deck. There's slats for that. 269 00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:12,001 - Is that what the slats are for? - It's better. I feel better. 270 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,330 Oh! 271 00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:14,825 - Okay, ready? - Okay. 272 00:12:17,428 --> 00:12:20,547 I'm Joe Force, and I'm... 273 00:12:21,404 --> 00:12:23,197 I'm a... 274 00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:26,238 I'm a Belieber. 275 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:27,676 (POUNDING) 276 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:28,937 (CHUCKLES AND SNORTS) 277 00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:30,836 Okay, do the thing. Ready? 278 00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:34,881 Justin Bieber is my spirit animal, 279 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:38,764 a modern day Elvis with the swagger of Jagger 280 00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:42,137 and the social relevance of John Lennon? Ah! 281 00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:43,795 Sing the song we wrote! 282 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,782 We wrote a song for you, Justin, 283 00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:50,492 and it's called "Justin You, Justin Me, Justin Time." 284 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,609 ? Justin you ? 285 00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:59,098 ? Justin me ? 286 00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:04,387 ? Justin time ? 287 00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:07,644 ? Just tonight ? 288 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,933 ? I'm a Belieber ? 289 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:14,533 ? Justin, please believe me ? 290 00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:18,330 ? Justin, I love you ? 291 00:13:18,705 --> 00:13:19,905 Cut! 292 00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:21,347 (LAUGHS) 293 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,066 It's actually a good song. 294 00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:24,978 (SIGHS) 295 00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:27,050 Something in me is gone. 296 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:32,390 - So you knew Richard Simmons? - Mm-hmm. When he was hot. 297 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,887 - So, Herbert... - Yes? 298 00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:37,860 if you could sit there and honestly tell us 299 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,451 that Fitness by Force and The Metrix 300 00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,553 aren't good enough to go through to the finals, 301 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,342 we'll just walk out of here and we'll never mention it again. 302 00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:48,037 - Hmm. - I thought so. 303 00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,435 - (HERBERT CHUCKLES EVILLY) - (JANET CHUCKLES) 304 00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:50,641 Then why? 305 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,015 My one passion in life was to become president 306 00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:55,285 of the competitive aerobics competition. 307 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,504 Sixteen years I ran for office, 308 00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:01,005 and sixteen years I lost by one vote. 309 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,528 One influential, deciding vote. 310 00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,378 - Colonel. (EXHALES) - Mm-hmm. 311 00:14:06,384 --> 00:14:09,360 Even from the grave he finds ways to screw me over. 312 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,347 ? Justin me ? 313 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:15,373 ? Justin time ? 314 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,044 No, no, you gotta delete this. 315 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,661 - No, no! Hey, no, - No! No! 316 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,450 - mine is way worse than yours. - No, it's not. 317 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:22,465 My whole brand is at risk. 318 00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:24,567 - Yeah, so is mine! - You don't have a brand. 319 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,776 You're an unemployed musician. 320 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,684 Yeah, but I will continue to be one 321 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:29,166 - if that ever gets out! - Nope. 322 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,580 You gotta shoot another one. Take your dick out. 323 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:34,354 I'm starting to think that making this videos with you was a bad idea. 324 00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:36,729 Yeah, it is a bad idea. This is so dumb. 325 00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,412 - What are we doing? - Stupid. 326 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:40,408 How drunk are we? 327 00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:42,020 I'm sober as a bird. 328 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,018 (GASPS) I know what we should do! 329 00:14:45,024 --> 00:14:48,263 We should make another video! With both of us! 330 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,364 That's a great idea. 331 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,577 Simultaneously committing the same horrific act 332 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,778 so that we're equally incriminated equally. 333 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,867 Wait, are you saying we both look dumb? 334 00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:59,851 - (BOTH LAUGH) - (CLINK) 335 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,362 - Ah! - Mm-hmm. 336 00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:03,832 Joe, let's do it, man. 337 00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:07,441 - Hold on. What a good idea. - Look at that, it's professional grade. 338 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:11,033 This is the best idea. Now we're gonna definitely trust each other. 339 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:14,345 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - This is why I'm glad we're not idiots. 340 00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:16,049 We are so smart! 341 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,275 We know what we're doing. 342 00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,070 I wonder what the girls are doing right now. 343 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:23,584 They're probably like, "This was a bad idea, it's stupid!" 344 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,093 "Like, where are the guys to help us make decisions?" 345 00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:28,506 (LAUGHS) 346 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,572 - Ah, yeah, there we go. - There we go. 347 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,876 Herbert, the military perceived aerobics to be too gay. 348 00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:36,444 - Ugh. - It was Tom's mission 349 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,480 to prove that it was a manly endeavor. 350 00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:41,464 Oh, Janet, he didn't ruin me because I'm gay. 351 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,877 After all, if a man can't be gay in aerobics, where can he be gay? 352 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:48,161 No, he did it because I broke his all-time record 353 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:51,247 at the Annual Lone Star Rifle Competition. Ha! 354 00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,638 Bang, bang! (LAUGHS) 355 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:56,850 Um, but, what about us? The Metrix? 356 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,044 Oh, Barry's just a dick. 357 00:16:00,153 --> 00:16:01,831 - Hey, Bear-Bear? - Uh-huh? 358 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,264 Why do we hate each other? 359 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,748 I know that you stole my crown, and my girl, 360 00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:09,043 and my dad's affection, but like, where did it start? 361 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,356 I just don't remember. 362 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:11,770 You seriously don't remember? 363 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,153 I really don't. Was it about politics? 364 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,059 No, man, no. 365 00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:19,301 - In high school I idolized you. - Really? 366 00:16:19,307 --> 00:16:23,306 You knew how to work out, and how to talk to girls, 367 00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:24,884 and smoke weed. 368 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,183 You know, if you 369 00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:29,197 boil life down to an essence, that's all there really is. 370 00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:33,181 You were everything man and I was, like you are now. 371 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:36,206 I was fat and I didn't have any friends, nobody liked me. 372 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,116 - Well... - I was puffy. 373 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,935 You became my friend, it was so nice. 374 00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:44,505 And overnight I went from getting atomic wedgies to giving 'em. 375 00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:46,311 That is the American dream. 376 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,806 Then you, you dumped me, man. 377 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,618 You dropped me like a bitch. 378 00:16:52,624 --> 00:16:56,127 Ah, I'm sure you're exaggerating. You're probably remembering it wrong. 379 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,438 You stood up on the roof of the school with a bullhorn 380 00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:01,563 and said, "Hey, Barry, I'm droppin' you like a bitch." 381 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,807 And then later, on the intercom, you said, 382 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,099 "Hey, everybody, Barry's a fat bitch. 383 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,613 Don't go to lunch with him." 384 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:10,115 Then I... then I sat alone for like three years. 385 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,145 Oh yeah, that was me. 386 00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:19,587 You know, you should be thanking me, 'cause look at you now! 387 00:17:19,593 --> 00:17:22,578 - Hibiscus. - I motivated your life, man! 388 00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:24,579 But you know what? Put it all behind us. 389 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,199 The past is in the past. 390 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,994 We're talking through it, look at this. 391 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,714 You know, talking things out makes us feel better, right? 392 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,113 Alright, Herb, so what can we do to make this right? 393 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,400 Yes, Herb. What do you want? 394 00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,503 Well I want what I've always wanted. To be president. 395 00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:42,015 - But it's too late for that. - Is it? 396 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:44,800 Janet's the queen mother of the aerobics empire, 397 00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:47,509 and Claudia is the mastermind, you're welcome, 398 00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:50,265 of the most high-profile fitness brand in the state. 399 00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:51,782 If we were to pool our resources, 400 00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,875 we could make sure that you're elected. 401 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,765 - Well... - Providing, of course, 402 00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:57,375 our teams make it through. 403 00:17:57,895 --> 00:18:00,281 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 404 00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:01,652 Bang, bang! 405 00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,112 Ha-ha. Hmm. 406 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:08,564 - You know what, let's do this. Let's do this! - Yeah, let's do it! 407 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,145 - We're gonna do it, okay. - Yeah, okay. Let's do it. 408 00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:13,126 Okay, you sure this is a good idea? 409 00:18:13,132 --> 00:18:15,532 What could possibly be more mutually humiliating? 410 00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:17,704 Oh, and this is not weird because you're a guy, 411 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,139 it's weird because you're you, you know? 412 00:18:20,145 --> 00:18:21,423 - Alright. - Okay, uh, 413 00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,227 - you don't have to take off your shirt. - I gotta do this. 414 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:25,088 - Yeah, but don't... - We're gonna do it, we gotta do it. 415 00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,992 - No, but... - Alright. 416 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:31,086 - Do it. Hold on. - Okay, do it, okay. 417 00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:32,780 Alright, yep. 418 00:18:34,622 --> 00:18:35,990 - Okay. - Hibiscus. 419 00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:38,339 - Okay. Close your eyes. - Okay. 420 00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:40,364 - Okay do it. - You do it. 421 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,283 - Do it. Do it! - Do it! 422 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,067 - Do it! - Do it! 423 00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:46,176 - Be a man and kiss me. - You know what? I'm gonna be a man, 424 00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,074 open your eyes. Open your eyes, let's be men. 425 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,486 - No, let's close our eyes. - Alright. 426 00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:50,798 - See you. - No, I'm gonna be a man... 427 00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,088 - Okay. Okay, be a man and kiss me! - and I'm gonna kiss you. 428 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,394 Pull your hair in, and I've got mine in too. 429 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,310 - Okay. One. - Okay, ready? One. 430 00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:58,829 - Two. - Two. Hang on. 431 00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:01,432 - Yep. - Gently. 432 00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,206 Barry? W-T-F? 433 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,605 (SCOFFS) I knew it. 434 00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,107 Wait, what was that supposed to mean? 435 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,248 Oh, no no no, it's cool. We're just burying the hatchet. 436 00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,967 Yeah, it looked like you were about to bury something else. 437 00:19:12,973 --> 00:19:14,459 Kinda hot, actually. 438 00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:16,518 This is all part of a master plan 439 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:20,137 where we get Herbert to let us into the finals. 440 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,817 What does a make out video 441 00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:24,027 have to do with getting you back into the CAC? 442 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,233 Tell 'em. 443 00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,992 I don't know how we got here, but we're here. 444 00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:32,231 Well, it doesn't matter, because you're in. 445 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,719 What, how'd you pull that off? 446 00:19:33,725 --> 00:19:35,893 It turns out that Herbert just wanted to run the CAC 447 00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:38,964 so, we convinced the current president to step down. 448 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,261 With help from Claudia 449 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:43,159 for threatening to expose some of his shady financial dealings online. 450 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:46,667 Ah, and Janet put in a few calls to her old friends, and voila! 451 00:19:46,673 --> 00:19:48,702 (CHUCKLES) President Langworth. 452 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,545 Oh, wow. 453 00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,350 It's, you know, it's not like 454 00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,358 - kidnapping plan. - There's no kidnapping. 455 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,136 - Good for three girls. - Good for you guys. 456 00:19:56,142 --> 00:19:57,876 - Way to work together guys. - (PHONE RINGING AND CHIMING) 457 00:19:57,882 --> 00:20:00,246 What is going on? Why am I blowing up? 458 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,778 I-I keep getting more popular every day. 459 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,834 Barry, what is this video of you pigging out? 460 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,672 ...but I can live this "char-rad" no longer. 461 00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:10,850 Oh no. 462 00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:12,464 My muscles are all implants... 463 00:20:12,634 --> 00:20:16,344 - and I get liposuction in my ass and thighs. - (JOE LAUGHING ON VIDEO) 464 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,519 No no, I did that before we made up. 465 00:20:18,525 --> 00:20:20,612 - We're cool now. - You keep hurting me! 466 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:22,682 - No! No, stop! - You keep hurting me! 467 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,455 - Okay, you're overreacting! - No! 468 00:20:24,461 --> 00:20:26,196 I'm gonna give you an atomic wedgie! 469 00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:29,062 - Seriously, you two are babies. Babies! - (SCREAMING) 470 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:32,741 - Ow! Ow! - (WHIP CRACK) 471 00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:35,274 All Metrix trespassers have 20 seconds 472 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,080 in which to leave my house. This truce is over. 473 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:41,290 - You're going down, bitches! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. 474 00:20:41,296 --> 00:20:42,984 That kiss meant nothing to me, by the way. 475 00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,738 (WHIP CRACK) 476 00:20:48,658 --> 00:20:50,159 Where'd you get a whip? 477 00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:53,257 A gift from the gardener. 478 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:55,974 Hmm. 479 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:01,183 NARRATOR: Next time, on Let's Get Physical. 480 00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:03,309 Takin' my girls on a farewell tour! 481 00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:06,220 Now, we dance like Joe Force. (MOANS) 482 00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:08,501 - What happened to your face? - Your mother. 483 00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:11,095 Stuffed crust pizza for everyone! 484 00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:14,596 I live with my mom and my life is falling apart! 485 00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:16,332 Dance is a form of healing. 486 00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:19,518 I can't, I mean, you guys aren't buying this, right? 487 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,785 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 488 00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:27,385 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36370

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