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DENNIS: Oh, there it is, Mac.
There it is.
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MAC: I can't believe it's
finally arrived.
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My God, Thundergun Express:The Unrated Director's Cut.
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13 extra minutes of moviein this one.
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And it's unrated.They were not able to rate it.
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This is gonna be the bestThanksgiving ever.
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Oh, yeah, absolutely, man.Thundergun, hoagies and four
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extra seconds dedicated solely
to the dong shot.
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Buddy, that's what
I'm thankful for.
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So much better than
a traditional Thanksgiving.
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Oh, yeah, dude, I hate
Thanksgiving.
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What is that?
What am I supposed
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to be thankful for exactly?
Who am I meant to be thanking,
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right?
I've had to scratch
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and claw for everything
I've got.
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If anything, I should be
thanking myself.
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Yeah.
LIAM: Hey, man.
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RYAN: Welcome to Mahndo
Video.
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How may we help you?
(groans) What are you guys
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doing here?
We own the store.
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We bought this bitch.
We wanted to invest in an
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emerging market.
An emerging market?
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Video stores are a dying market.
This is, like, one of the only
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ones left.
Then we're gonna corner that
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market.
Okay. Whatever.
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Liam, what is on your eye?
Someone ate my eye at my
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wedding.
Don't you remember, man?
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The eyepatch is flesh-colored
to make people less
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uncomfortable.
I'm way more uncomfortable.
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Yeah, absolutely.
You look like a man who was
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born without an eye, which is
way creepier than a man who lost
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one.
Just get a black eyepatch, you
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know?
Embrace it. Losing an eye is
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badass.
It's not badass.
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I have no depth perception!
It's all your fault.
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What are you... How is it our
fault?
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What are you talking about?
Let's not get into a whole
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thing about missing eyes and
whose fault they are.
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You know, we'll just rent the
video, and we'll be out of here.
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You are not renting shit.
You are not welcome in this
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store.
Your video-renting days are
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over!
No, come on, don't do that,
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dude.
Oh...
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I-It's not even... it's not
even close.
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I mean, I...
Let me get that for you.
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Thanks, man.
Don't cut... don't...
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Goddamn it.
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CHARLIE: All right, look,
just pay the man already.
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We'll be done with it.
It's freezing in there.
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FRANK: No can do, Charlie.
It's the principle of the thing.
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DEE: You guys having a
principle fight?
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No, we're not having a
principle fight.
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We're having a heat fight, okay?
'Cause our heat's broken, and
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Hwang won't fix it until this
guy pays the rent.
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This guy's not gonna pay the
rent till Hwang fixes the heat.
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So you got one of those snafus,
where you got old assholes...
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It's a deadlock.
It's a deadlock of butting
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heads.
We got a disaster on our
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hands, a disaster.
The McPoyles bought Mahndo
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Video.
They revoked our membership.
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You didn't get Thundergun?We didn't get shit!
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Aw... Hang on.Dee, why do our hoagies reek of
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gasoline?Maybe 'cause I got 'em at the
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gas station, I guess.Why?
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Why didn't you get the oneswe like from the Wawa?
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Because Gail the Snail worksat the Wawa, okay?
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And we got mad beef.She won't serve me.
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This is a mess.This is a mess.
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We can't get the sandwiches wewant, we can't get the videos we
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want, my apartment's an icebox.Thanksgiving's gonna be ruined,
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you know.It's not just Thanksgiving,
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pal.You know what the real problem
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is?We have too many beefs all over
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town.It's jamming us up.
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We made a lot of enemies overthe years.
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We have made enemies.We got to do something about
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this, guys, okay?So I say we use Thanksgiving as
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an opportunity to squash some ofthose beefs.
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All right, guys, this is
really coming together.
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It's looking good.
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You know... you know, this was the
original meaning of Thanksgiving anyway.
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The Pilgrims and Indians had
beef.
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So what did they do?
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They got together, they sat at a
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table, they ate some delicious
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food and they squashed that
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beef.
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And that's exactly what we're
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gonna do.
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Mac and I are gonna squash the
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McPoyle beef, you guys are gonna
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squash Hwang...
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And you guys are gonna squash
with Bruce.
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What?
Say what?
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Bruce Mathis, I invited him.
What?!
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What? What?
Why would you do that?
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Because he is your dad, and
Thanksgiving is a holiday for
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families.
I also invited Charlie's mom, my
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mom and my dad, but they didn't
want to come.
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So just Bruce?
You know what, it's okay.
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We'll-we'll manage very
carefully, and it'll be fine.
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Hey, maybe we can squeeze some
money out of the guy.
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I'm-I'm confused though.
In this whole scenario with the
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Pilgrim and the Indians, which
one are we?
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The Pilgrims.
They came out on top.
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I don't know about that, Frank.
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The Indians, they've got sports
teams, they've got casinos.
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They're a very celebrated
people.
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Yeah, that's true, actually.
You don't see people walking
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around with the tall hat with a
buckle on the front.
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Makes no difference though in
our scenario with what we're
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trying to accomplish here, okay?
They buried the hatchet.
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That's what they did, and that's
what we're gonna do.
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Okay, so, to that end, here's
the plan: once the guests
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arrive, we will ply them with
liquor and then I will present
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to them this peace treaty that I
will have them sign.
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Why do you always want people
to sign creepy documents?
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(laughs) Well, Frank, once
something's in writing, that
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means it's set in stone.
Then no one can do anything to
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stop me.
When do you want me to serve
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the squash and the beef?
S-So we're literally serving
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squash and beef?
You said we're squashing
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beef.
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I thought it would be part of
the ceremony to have squash and
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beef.
Yeah, it's all about the
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ceremony.
That's why I got this bucket of
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dirt and a hatchet, so we can
have a ceremonial burying of the
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hatchet.
Right. And after we do that,
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we're going to wipe the slate
clean.
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Wait, no, guys, look, this is
all very on the nose and totally
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unnecessary.
HWANG: Where's food?
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Walk right in, why don't you,
Hwang?
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Thanksgiving, food.
Yeah, Thanksgiving...
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Thanksgiving, yeah, go sit
down.
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Have a seat, have a seat, man!
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What do you live in, a barn?
Have a seat, Hwang.
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Guys, listen, regroup, regroup.
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Let's put on some music, lighten
the mood and get this party
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started.
(Tom Tom Club's "Genius of Love"
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playing)
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Dee.
Hmm?
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Go break the ice.
What?
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Yeah.
Why me?
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Yeah, yeah, someone's got to
do it.
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Just go to go over there...
Go, go, go.
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S-Some good crackers.
Huh?
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Mm. Mm.
They are delicious.
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Yeah.
What's wrong? Is it the eye?
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Why would... I don't even
know why you would say
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that-that.
They made me feel
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self-conscious.
Did they?
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Yeah. Is it off-putting?
Or does it look real?
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The skin tone is a... is a...
a good match.
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Oh, well, when you move the
other one, I guess I can tell a
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little bit, if I'm being honest.
(door shuts)
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CRICKET: Hey, turkeys,
gobble, gobble.
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Cricket, what the hell are
you doing here?
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Word around town is you guys
are squashing beef.
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We don't have beef with you.
You don't have beef with me?
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I was a priest before I got
involved with you guys.
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Unbelievable.
Look, we have enough on our
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plate right now, Crick.
Come on, guys, let me stay.
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I-I'll eat the gristle.
You can eat it off the floor
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like a dog, how 'bout that?
Now you're just creating more
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beef.
I don't mind.
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Woof, woof, baby.
Great.
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Look at that. Beef squashed,
huh?
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Okay, wait, wait, hold on a
second.
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Here, sign this treaty.
Mmm, yeah.
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It'll be official.
Good.
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Boom, all right, get out of
here.
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Go, go, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, let's get started.
I really like your room,
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Mac.
Thank you.
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Yeah, great.
Have a seat, guys.
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Um, now, I...
Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little to
the... to your right.
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Okay, good.
Now, I know we've had our
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differences in the past.
Things have been a little tense
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between us.
What is this?
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What is what?
Standing.
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What's with the standing?
You're lording.
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We're not lording, we're just
having a conversation.
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Yeah, we're just...
Some kind of a status thing?
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A power move?
Some kind of power play?
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Come on, guys. No.
It's not a power move!
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We're having a conversation.
There's one chair.
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Bring it down.
Just bring it down on the
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haunches.
You want us to squat?
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Haunch it. Arch down.
Oh, Christ, fine.
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Just do it, just do it.
All right, look...
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Just do it. Give him the...
Guys, look, I know we've had
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our differences in the past.
Things have been very, very
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awkward, but it's time for us to
move forward with our
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relationship, all right?
It's time to hit the reset
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button, wouldn't you say?
Here's this. Open it up.
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Mm-hmm.
It's your gift.
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What the hell is this?
It's a peace treaty.
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We need you to sign that.
I thought I was getting an
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eye.
BOTH: An eye?
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Why would you think that?
You kept making comments.
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You were hinting about eyes.
We're not giving you an eye!
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Where the Christ would we get
an eye?
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And if we did get an eye, how
would we attach it to you?
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I'm not signing shit until I
get an eye. You owe me.
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Give him your eye.
You want me to give him my
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eye?
Mm-hmm.
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You realize how preposterous
that is?
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Okay, then apologize.
Apologize for what?
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(yelling): For everything!
For all of it!
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This isn't...
It's not about apology.
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We're not apologizing.
We're not apologizing, okay?
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Nobody's apologizing.
No one's admitting guilt or
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anything.
We've all done something wrong.
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Okay, it's just about... it's
just about, like, you know,
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moving forward, moving on.
Look, all you have to do is
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apologize, and I'll sign it.
Give us a second.
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All right.
How are we gonna get this eye?
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I don't know.
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Come on, come on, give me some.
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Eat the... eat the... you
know, the skins if you got to
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eat something.
I'll eat the skins.
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I'll always eat the skins.
I love the skins.
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It's where all the vitamins are.
What kind of meat is that,
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Charlie? Doesn't smell right.
It's not grade A meat.
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You know, I'm not gonna get
grade A meat. Just...
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(doorbell rings)
Why are you guys hovering?
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Don't hover. Answer the door!
Get the door!
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All right.
Yeah, all right!
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GAIL: I'm gonna fight with
you.
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What?!
Snail, what the hell are you
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doing here? Who invited you?
Dee, we invited her, okay?
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Enough is enough.
You got to squash it with Snail,
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all right?
We want to go to the Wawa again,
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all right?
Goddamn it.
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Hey, you want some beef?
You want some squash?
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You want to pack some beef?
(makes loud sucking sound)
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Listen, could you just
swallow your spit and then
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breathe, and then we can talk?
Then breathe, and close your
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mouth.
(snort, loud breathing)
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, my God, it was sad for a
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second, and now it's right back
to... rah, making me do the...
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See a doctor!
Go see a doctor.
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All right, oh, let's just...
All right, hold on. Um...
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Let's compromise.
Is there something that we can
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do to just, you know, patch this
up between you and Dee?
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I want her to be my best
friend, yo.
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Oh, well, you know what?
That's not gonna happen, so...
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Yeah, that's too much.
Okay...
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Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Is there a compromise?
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Is there anything?
How about just for today?
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Just for today?
Together.
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Okay, and then I get my
convenience store to be
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convenient to me again, that's
the deal?
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Word is bond, yo.
Okay. Okay, yeah, that sounds
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good, let's do it. Yes, okay.
All right, good.
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Frank, Hwang, you're up.
Let's go.
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Okay.
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All right, well, somebody say
something.
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These crackers need more salt.
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I agree.
Okay, well... they're
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extremely salty, but-but good.
That's a start.
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I mean, you know, you guys agree
about something.
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Hey! All right.
My doctor say, no salt.
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Mine, too.
Doctors are shit!
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Goddamn medicine men, trying
to tell me how to eat my food.
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They're all shit.
Well, look at that.
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You guys agree about something!
Look at you two-- two extremely
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hardheaded, unhealthy old men
who refuse to listen to doctors.
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Come on, you guys are, like...
Can we work this out?
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All right, Hwang, what if Frank
gives you, like, half the rent
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now, then you fix the heat?!
And then, he gives you the other
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half when the job's done?
It's okay.
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Yeah?
All right, that's a deal.
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That's a squashed beef.
Frank, you.
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Oh, as a matter of fact...
I could give the whole month's
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rent right here.
Well, that'd be... good.
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I'll take it.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna do
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it, because I'm not gonna let
you beat me, because you're a
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lousy son of a bitch.
You're a dog!
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I'm a dog, you're a dog, huh?
Wt, wait, wait, wait.
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How's that? Huh?
You're a fire dog!
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Plenty more where this came
from.
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I could heat that apartment all
winter, huh? You want it? Aah...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire dog.
Aw!
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You're trying to burn me!
Just give us an eye.
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You don't need both of them.
I only have one good working
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eye.
Yeah, but I think it might be
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better if you're blind anyway.
You know, it's gonna heighten
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all your other senses.
Let me think about it.
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I'll think about it.
Okay, give it some thought.
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Give it some thought.
I'll think about it.
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All right, well, we'll work
that angle.
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Ooh, maybe that's Bruce.
Oh, yeah. Hey, how'd you get
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him down here anyway?
I told him that his kids
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wanted to see him for
Thanksgiving, and that you guys
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wanted to be one big happy
family again.
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Oh, nice.
Hey.
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Who's this jabroni?
I have no idea.
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Slam the door on his face.
See you, bozo.
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Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Actually, I know who this guy
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is. Holy shit!
Dude, this is the guy that Frank
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and Dee mistook for Bruce, and
Frank got that bad intel, so
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they went to his apartment,
instead of Bruce's apartment.
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And then we blew up his car.
Blew the shit out of his car.
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Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
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That was you guys?
Huh? No.
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I don't even know what you're
talking about.
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Uh...
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait. Please.
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Are my kids in there?
Somebody wrote me a note and
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said that my kids wanted to see
me?
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I haven't seen 'em since my wife
left me.
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Are they in here? Sabrina?
Oh, this is bad.
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Yeah. Oh.
Marco? Daddy's here.
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Oh, my God.
We really opened up a can of
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worms.
It's a bit messy.
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The good news is, seems that the
kids thing took his mind off the
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car thing, so, maybe it'll work
itself out.
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Okay, good.
All right.
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BILL: Mac.
Hey.
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Hey, thanks for calling, man.
So, where are the kids?
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I can't wait to see those little
rug rats.
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It's been forever.
I'm sure they're around
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somewhere.
Go ahead and mingle, and maybe
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you'll find 'em.
My kids aren't really here,
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are they?
Uh... no.
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No. No, I lied about that.
Thank God. Let's get
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shit-housed, right, guys?
What a piece of shit that guy
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is.
Yeah, he's a real piece of
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shit, yeah.
Oh, my God.
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What the hell is Ponderosa
doing here?
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Well, he's the one that's
responsible for Liam's eye, so
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we figured, you know, he shows
up, it shifts the blame from us
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to him, and, worst case
scenario, they'll take his eye.
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00:13:21,081 --> 00:13:23,014
Oh, my God, this is getting
way too confusing.
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00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:25,016
We got too many beefs.
I can't keep up.
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God, Dee, we got it.
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
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Too many beefs, we got it.
I'm not honking. I'm just...
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I'm expressing something...
I'll admit it, it's getting
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confusing, there's a lot of
people here.
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See?
I'll take some of the blame
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for that. I did invite...
Let us take the lead.
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We got it, we got it.
Okay.
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Can't get it to stay.
There you go.
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(indistinct chatter)
Hi, uh, everybody, I'd like
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to say something, please.
Uh, could I have your attention,
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00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:56,746
please?
I'd like to say something, yeah.
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Um, so, the Pilgrims hated the
Indians and the Indians, they
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despised the Pilgrims.
Yeah.
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But nonetheless, on
Thanksgiving, they got together,
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00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:07,590
right, and it wasn't about
apologizing to each other.
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"Aw..."
It wasn't about admitting guilt.
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00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:13,563
Won't do that. Okay?
It was just about making the
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peace-- that was all that it was
about.
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And if the Indians knew how to
sign shit, they probably
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would've signed a peace treaty.
Right? So that's what we're
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gonna do.
We're gonna make peace with each
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other, and we're gonna get it in
writing.
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00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:25,942
All right? Is everybody amenable
to that?
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00:14:25,944 --> 00:14:28,845
Sound good?
Great, uh, so we'd like to
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begin with Bill Ponderosa.
Yes.
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00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,852
(applause)
It's not... There's no need
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to clap.
It's not a clapping event.
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00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:40,857
No. Right. So...
Okay, so, um, Bill, do you have
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00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:43,092
something you'd like to admit to
someone here?
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00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:45,661
Yes, actually, I do.
Uh, I once broke into Dee's
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apartment and sniffed on her
panties.
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00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:53,603
What? Goddamn it! Beef!
No, I got beef with that.
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Uh, can we, um... Just stay
on track.
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Um... Bill, is there something
you want to say to the McPoyles?
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00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:04,647
Oh, um... Hey, hey.
I love that painted-on eye, man.
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00:15:04,649 --> 00:15:07,216
That is fun.
No. No, wait. No, no.
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00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:11,120
Okay. No, no, no.
All right, hey, hey, hey!
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00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,656
Everybody stop clapping.
All right, Liam, Bill's the one
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00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:16,626
who put bath salts in the punch
at your wedding, all right?
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00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:18,828
He's the one who is responsible
for your empty eyehole.
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00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,997
Is this true, man?
Maybe. I...
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The only thing I remember from
that night is my sponsor Frank
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giving me the green light to get
shit-housed.
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00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,636
That's true.
That happened.
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00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:28,704
I'll back that up.
Then it's your fault.
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00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:30,873
You owe my brother an eye!
All right, settle down!
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00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,508
Settle... Take it easy, all
right?
387
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,510
Don't drag him into your beef
'cause I need him to focus on
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ours here.
Hey, Frank, I'm giving this
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guy a handy under the table.
Are you jealous?
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00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:42,718
(slurping sound)
She's mashing it.
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00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,389
She does that.
I'm very aroused.
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00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:49,725
Very good.
Look, I'm-I'm sorry.
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00:15:49,727 --> 00:15:51,727
Which one of you knows my
ex-wife and when are my kids
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getting here?
They'll get here. Just...
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00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,998
Who's this jabroni?
Uh, this is the gentleman who
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we mistook for Bruce Mathis.
Right, yep, and then we blew
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up his car.
Don't say that!
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00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:03,739
A-All of this, and it was you
guys.
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00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:06,008
You owe me a car.
Whoa, easy, man!
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00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:08,911
That's a big leap right there.
Buddy, buddy, um, what's the
401
00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:10,913
deal with your kids?
Y-You haven't see 'em in a
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while.
Did you do something?
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00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,951
Is it... Was it your fault?
Oh. I have a horrible drug
404
00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:17,720
problem.
Ooh, I hear you.
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00:16:17,722 --> 00:16:20,056
I know that game, huh?
You want to do a bump here?
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00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:22,191
Yeah, of course I want a bump.
407
00:16:22,193 --> 00:16:24,794
I'll have a few of those
delicious nose clams.
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00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:28,130
Frank, no, come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:30,132
Don't clap for that!
What? I can't have squash?
410
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,801
I can't have blow?
We need you to focus!
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00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,469
Sign the damn treaty!
All right, you know what, Hwang,
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you sign the treaty.
I'll sign it.
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00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,606
Oh, gross! Don't touch me
with that hand!
414
00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:38,441
Put your hand over here.
I'll take sloppy seconds.
415
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:40,243
Absolutely not.
Mash me, baby. Mash me.
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00:16:40,245 --> 00:16:42,645
No mashing at the table!
Stop mashing, all right?
417
00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:44,714
Come on. Goddamn it, Frank, I'm
starting to think I have beef
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00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:46,315
with you!Yeah, us, too!
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00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:48,885
Okay, I have an idea.It's time now to wipe the slate
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00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,887
clean.No, you said we were gonna do
421
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:52,922
the hatchet thing first!Don't worry about the hatchet
422
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,557
thing, okay?That was an unsanctioned move.
423
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,125
Well, none of these moves areworking!
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00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:59,529
We got to do something else!(overlapping arguing)
425
00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:08,237
Food fight! Food fight!I guess!
426
00:17:08,239 --> 00:17:11,307
What?!No!
427
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:14,844
(overlapping shouting, grunting)
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00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:24,353
Sign the treaty!You owe me an eye, Frank!
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00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:28,691
(grunts)(screaming)
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00:17:28,693 --> 00:17:36,666
Oh, shit.No, no, no, no. (grunts)
431
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:38,935
Uh, this was a bad idea.We stirred up too much
432
00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:41,504
conflict.Yeah. It smells like smoke.
433
00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:43,506
Is something burning?I think it's coming from your
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00:17:43,508 --> 00:17:48,010
room, dude.What?!
435
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:50,179
My room's on fire.Why is my room on fire?
436
00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:52,181
I may have started a moneyfire.
437
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,816
Why would you start a fire inmy room, Frank?
438
00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:55,885
I don't know, I don't know.We got to think, we got to
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00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:57,954
think.Think, think.
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00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:02,224
I've got an idea.(arguing in apartment)
441
00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:03,893
So we're just gonna lock themin there?
442
00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:05,895
They're definitely gonna burnto death.
443
00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,530
Okay, guys, nobody's gonnaburn, all right?
444
00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:09,532
There's a fire escape.We'll call 911. We just need to
445
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:11,233
buy a little time so we can getthe hell out of here.
446
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,235
I feel like we're justcreating more beef.
447
00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:15,504
Which we will not resolve.Beefs are best left simmering
448
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,173
under the surface-- I've learnedthat now.
449
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:19,175
The best thing to do with abeef is jam it deep down inside
450
00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:21,177
and then press forward.What are we gonna do now?
451
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,179
You know, we could just buyThundergun and go to a
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00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,814
different Wawa.
Yeah, it's a little
453
00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:26,816
inconvenient, but it's better
than facing our problems.
454
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,818
Yeah, or saying we're sorry,
which I'm not doing.
455
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,753
Hell, no, I don't do that.
All right, you want to go
456
00:18:30,755 --> 00:18:32,421
back to my place, get some
blankets, bundle up?
457
00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:34,557
Just us? No one else?
That's what I'm thankful for.
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00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,559
We don't need to get along with
anybody else-- we got each
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other.
Yeah, screw everybody else.
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I hate people who are
different than me, you know?
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Why pretend?
(inside There's a fire
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escape right here.
(glass shatters)
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Fire escape.
Out the window.
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(clamoring)
Who's got me? Man down.
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I right back here, guys.
Who's got me? Guys?
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Hello? Hello?
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