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When I'm too blind to see
And how you used the love
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- I give you...
- Dee, what are
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you doing?
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I'm eating cake.
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I can see that you're
eating cake, but that's Frank's
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cake from, like, a month ago.
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I threw that in the trash!
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Oh, my God.
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Seriously?
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Yes!
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Dee, you're eating
trash cake and smoking?
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I mean, you know what
you look like?
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You look like...
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Like a bird?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course you
look like a bird.
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Yeah.
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You always look like a bird.
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But I was gonna say, uh,
you look like a...
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Like a, like a bird lady
covered in bird shit
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eating cake?
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Dee, slow down, all right?
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Yeah. Let the man do this.
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Let me do my thing.
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You're jumping on my thing here.
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You know what she
looks like?
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She looks like a bird
that has no...
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A bird with no tits and no ass?
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Dee, let us handle...
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Yeah.
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I got one, I got one.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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She looks like...
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Like a bird.
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That was it.
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Was that it?
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Ah...
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That was it.
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See? That would have
been funny, Dee.
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Right. Yeah, Dee, don't...
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What are you doing?
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You know, that's not fun.
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Stop. Stop whatever this is.
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I don't like it.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't apologize.
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That's just sad.
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Fight back at us.
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What's the point?
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The joke's always on me,
all right?
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I get it.
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Yeah, but it's no fun
unless you fight back.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go home.
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Good, go home.
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I hope you, uh...
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You hope I get hit by a bus?
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Dee, come on, that's...
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What difference does it make?
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I can't get any lower than
I am already.
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I might as well just throw
myself in front of a bus
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though, because I'm so ugly
I can't even get a bus
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to hit on me.
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Well.
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Geez.
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What the hell was that
all about?
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I'll tell you exactly what
that was.
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Dee? Dee, are you dead?
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Did you kill yourself,
Dee, or...?
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Ah.
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Dee, why is your door unlocked?
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Do you realize how unsafe
that is?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, Dee, this is
truly pathetic, and you are
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really bringing us down,
so we're gonna help you out.
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We realize we may be in some
ways responsible for the
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state you're in.
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Yeah, all right, so we got an
idea though, okay?
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We're gonna sign you up for an
open mic night at a
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comedy club!
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Yes.
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Right? That's your thing!
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And we're actually gonna support
you, Dee.
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And now that you don't care
anymore, you're not gonna
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gag on stage.
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Yeah, you know, you're right
in that sweet spot between,
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like, suicidal and actually
dead, where most comedians,
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they thrive there.
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Yeah, what was that thing you
said about how the joke's always
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on you?
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That could be a catchphrase.
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Dee, look, I don't want to
pile on here, 'cause you're
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clearly very close to killing
yourself...
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Yeah.
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...but I got to say, I
totally disagree with the guys
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on this.
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I'm glad you've given up.
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And I want to propose something
totally different: I would like
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to find you a man.
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Come on.
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Yeah. A man to settle
down with.
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Now, I'm not talking about a
smart man, not-not
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a handsome man,
but a very, very average if not
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below average man to take you
off of our hands forever.
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Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
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Go with it.
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Go with it?
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Which one?
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You were not clear.
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The thing. Whatever. Both.
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I don't care.
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Let's-let's do my plan.
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The comedy plan.
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Let's do our plan.
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We're gonna do the comedy plan,
all right?
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Meh.
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Dude, she is gonna
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bomb so hard, and then she's
gonna feel worse.
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It's okay, dude.
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She'll tell a couple jokes, and
then we'll, like, fake laugh
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and stuff, you know?
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And tomorrow we can shit
on her.
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And she'll fight back and
be happy again.
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Say something!
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I decided
to stop showering.
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Too much, Frank, too much.
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That's...
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There was no joke told.
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I just figured,
"What's the point?
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I'm just a filthy person."
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I passed out at the park the
other day, and a couple of kids
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wrote, "Wash me" in the filth
on my vagina.
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Gross.
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That was kind of funny, man.
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That was kind of funny.
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It was so gross.
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It was gross.
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Yeah, but that guy over
there laughed.
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I guess, joke's on me.
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There's the catchphrase.
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Yeah, yeah! Ca...
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Yeah, that's like a ca...
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm gonna go select some men
for Dee.
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This is a waste of time.
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Um, I stepped in front of a
bus, but it missed me.
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I can't even get a bus
to hit on me.
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People are laughing!
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We love it!
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For real.
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For real?
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Yeah!
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Can we say hi? There she is!
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Comedy star.
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Dee so funny.
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Really funny.
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Oh, my God, so funny.
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Great! It was
absolutely great!
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You did the bus joke, and it
was like...
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They loved the catchphrase.
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They loved the catchphrase!
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And think about this, Dee.
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You didn't even gag once.
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Not one dry heave, nothing.
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I guess I did pretty good.
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Yeah, great!
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"Pretty good," she said!
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Dee, it was one of those shows
where you're, like, "Whoa!"
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Oh, my goodness.
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And then your brain
goes.
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All right, guys,
will you stop, okay?
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You're not helping.
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Please, go get a drink,
all right?
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Give us a second.
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I need to talk to Dee.
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We tried.
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Yeah, you tried.
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That was it.
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Thanks, guys.
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All right, listen,
listen to me.
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Your set tonight was terrible.
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It was atrocious.
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Every single thing that came
out of your mouth was trash.
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It was filth. It was disgusting.
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That's what really happened,
okay?
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I want to be very clear
about this.
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Now, listen, I brought some men
for you to look at, all right?
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I've got some selections.
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Now, they're not great.
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They're not, they're not anybody
to brag about, but, uh, you
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know, they're men.
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And they're probably willing to
spend their life with you, so...
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Uh, hey, uh, sorry
to interrupt.
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My name's Snyder, and I'm
a talent scout.
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And I just caught your last set.
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You were hilarious.
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So I just wanted to give you
my card.
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Give me a call.
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No, she will not be calling
you, sir, okay?
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Please do not encourage her.
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Get out of here.
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You're-you're interrupting my
work, all right?
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You're not on my list
of chosen men.
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Why would you be?
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What are you...?
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Christ.
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What are you doing?
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Why would you do that?
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Come on, Dee.
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That guy clearly just lurks
around these places pretending
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to be a talent scout so he
can hit on women.
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Now look-look at my selects,
all right?
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Look at these guys, huh?
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Yeah, I know.
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This one's just, like, one
big chin.
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Well, I didn't have a lot
to work with.
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You know, here we are,
and look at you.
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I mean, for Christ's sakes,
look.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Look, I want this to work,
I really do.
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So I know I can do better,
all right?
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Can you do better, all right?
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I'm gonna be at your house
tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.m.
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Have some new candidates
for you to look at, all right?
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Okay.
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This is gonna work.
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This is not gonna work.
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Let's get you cleaned up,
all right?
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God, everything you did tonight
was so gross.
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Dee, open up! Open!
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You're locking your door
all of sudden?
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What is that? Come on.
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You care all of a sudden?
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What? What?
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Hey, let me in.
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I got selections for you.
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Now's not a good time.
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I'm right in the middle
of something.
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They're good selections.
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Hey, it's the time I said,
so it's the time it'll be.
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Now let me in. I got selects.
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I don't care about
your selects.
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Go!
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What are you doing?
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Are you hiding something?
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No.
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Is someone in there?
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No, no. Don't worry about it.
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Let me in or I'll barge in.
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Hey, everything all right
over there, Dee?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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Oh, no.
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Dee, oh... Oh!
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Snyder?
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Mm-hmm.
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He's clearly using you.
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Or you're using him to further
your nonexistent career.
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I am not using him.
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Oh, you're not using him?
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Nope.
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Oh, good, good, good, good.
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So, you like him?
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Mm-hmm.
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Find him attractive?
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Absolutely.
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Describe the ways in which
you find him attractive.
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He's got... he's got all of
270
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his skin, still.
271
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Well, I would hope so.
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And that he has plenty of...
273
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teeth to get...
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But not all of them?
275
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No, not all of them.
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Hmm.
277
00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:35,502
Dee, why can't you see that this
is the same pattern that you
278
00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:36,703
always fall into?
279
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Some guy uses you or you
use him.
280
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And then you know what happens?
281
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It's use, use, use, fail, fail,
fail, and then it's suicide.
282
00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:44,343
You think you can't go any
lower?
283
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Because you can.
284
00:07:45,412 --> 00:07:46,545
Oh, yeah?
285
00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:48,915
Well, he got me another gig for
tonight, boner.
286
00:07:48,982 --> 00:07:50,183
What do you think of about that?
287
00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:54,052
What-what is that?
288
00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,288
What are you... what are you
doing?
289
00:07:56,355 --> 00:07:57,422
Sound effects.
290
00:07:57,489 --> 00:07:59,390
Oh, goddamn, Dee.
291
00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,326
You have no idea what's funny.
292
00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,694
Don't do sound effects.
293
00:08:02,761 --> 00:08:05,596
Don't do... don't... wh-what...
294
00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:07,765
Oh, oh, oh.
295
00:08:12,938 --> 00:08:13,938
Hey, hey, hey! Oh!
296
00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:15,873
Hey, Dennis, oh, check this
place out.
297
00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:16,974
This is legit.
298
00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:19,009
Dude, dude, Dee's opening
for Landslide.
299
00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:20,144
That guy's, like, the real deal.
300
00:08:20,212 --> 00:08:21,345
I've never heard of him.
301
00:08:21,412 --> 00:08:22,746
Mostly diarrhea jokes.
302
00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:24,114
Yeah, he's the diarrhea guy,
but it look-looks like this
303
00:08:24,182 --> 00:08:26,316
comedy stuff's paying off for
her.
304
00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:27,550
Yeah, well...
305
00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:29,018
Hey, you don't get a gig like
this by accident.
306
00:08:29,086 --> 00:08:31,020
Oh, come on, don't get too
excited, all right?
307
00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:33,056
She got the gig 'cause she's
banging some creep.
308
00:08:33,123 --> 00:08:34,224
It's not gonna go well.
309
00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,091
Who's the nerd?
310
00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,459
Who, this guy? This is Walt.
311
00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:38,494
Yeah, guy's got no self-esteem,
just like Dee, so they're
312
00:08:38,562 --> 00:08:39,863
perfect for each other.
313
00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,730
So after she bombs tonight, I'll
put them together, thereby
314
00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:44,766
controlling the situation, and
her, as I always have and I
315
00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,301
always will.
316
00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:47,469
What?
317
00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:49,139
Uh... Walt, just Walt-Walt's
the plan.
318
00:08:49,578 --> 00:08:50,129
I'm Walt.
319
00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,071
Yeah, shut up, Walt.
320
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,105
They know who you are.
321
00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:53,240
I'm sorry.
322
00:08:53,308 --> 00:08:55,408
Ladies and gentlemen, Sweet
Dee Reynolds!
323
00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:57,577
Sweet Dee!
324
00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:04,350
Sweet Dee, joke's on you!
325
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,223
She's got fans now?
326
00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,624
Christ, come on.
327
00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:17,396
So I finally broke down and I
took a shower the other day.
328
00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:21,900
The stink flipped around and now
my soap smells like dirty vag.
329
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:24,135
She said "vagina."
330
00:09:24,204 --> 00:09:25,370
A woman said "vagina."
331
00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:27,072
That's what makes it funny!
332
00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:28,072
Tasteless.
333
00:09:28,139 --> 00:09:31,141
Vagina, vagina.
334
00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,376
Vagina, vagina.
335
00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:38,916
And the sound effects out of
absolutely nowhere, no setup.
336
00:09:38,983 --> 00:09:39,917
But it's funny!
337
00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:41,919
It's not funny, it's not funny.
338
00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:42,953
It's funny, Dennis.
339
00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:43,986
What are you doing?
340
00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:44,954
Will you stop laughing, Walt?
341
00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:46,055
Oh, my God, this is the worst.
342
00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:47,990
People will laugh at absolutely
anything.
343
00:09:48,058 --> 00:09:49,025
This is comedy?
344
00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:53,096
So, men are just so hard.
345
00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:55,865
Tell you what, they all walk
out on me.
346
00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,467
Every one of them.
347
00:09:57,535 --> 00:10:00,769
I can't even keep crabs in this
vagina.
348
00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:03,505
They're all like, "Clickety
349
00:10:03,573 --> 00:10:05,653
clackety, clickety clackety,
clickety clackety clack.
350
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:09,445
I got to get out of here!"
Evacuate vagina.
351
00:10:09,512 --> 00:10:10,846
"Clickety clackety, clickety..."
352
00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:14,850
The crabs have machine guns.
353
00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,016
That makes sense.
354
00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:18,453
All right, well, that's it
for me tonight.
355
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,756
I'd like to say it was fun, but
I've had a better time ripping
356
00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:22,890
out my own pubes.
357
00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,325
Shellac, shellac, rip!
358
00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:28,363
Ping, ping, ping, ow!
359
00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:30,965
Okay, you guys, well, I'm Sweet
360
00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,032
Dee, and the joke's on me!
361
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,270
What is going on?
362
00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:37,471
This is unbelievable.
363
00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,906
Let's give it up for Landslide!
364
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:45,145
Well, that was a funny white
365
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,347
bitch, wasn't it?
Skinny though.
366
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,149
I took bigger dumps than her.
367
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,822
It's a landslide!
368
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,923
Oh, my God.
369
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,858
I bet his diarrhea is nasty!
370
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,560
Nasty!
371
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,595
Oh, butts, vaginas and
diarrhea, great.
372
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,264
This is what the world's
come to.
373
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,933
Hey, hey.
374
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,268
You're on the list?
375
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,969
The list? I'm-I'm Sweet Dee's
brother, so we're good.
376
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,138
Can't let you back there
unless you're on the list.
377
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,139
We got to be on that list.
378
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,441
This is fantastic.
379
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,109
I'm not on a list for a place
that I don't want to be.
380
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,210
You know how that feels?
381
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,378
Hey, Dee? Dee?
382
00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:23,013
Uh, don't play this game, Dee.
383
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,816
I-I... We're five feet away from
you, I know you hear...
384
00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:26,784
Deandra.
385
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,818
Dee. Dee.
386
00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:28,819
Da.
387
00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:29,820
Da.
388
00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:30,788
Da.
389
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,789
Dah.
390
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:32,823
Dah.
391
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,792
Dah. Dah.
392
00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:35,991
Dee. Dee.
393
00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,059
Yes, yes, yes. What? What?
394
00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:41,027
Oh, hey.
395
00:11:41,094 --> 00:11:42,194
Hi. What?
396
00:11:42,262 --> 00:11:43,830
Hey, Dee, can we come back
there with you?
397
00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,865
Yeah, hey, we're, like,
you're biggest fans, like, great
398
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,034
show, like, good job, like,
shut up, I'm sorry.
399
00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:49,035
We're gonna start a fan club.
400
00:11:49,102 --> 00:11:49,797
Oh, come on, stop kissing her
ass.
401
00:11:49,924 --> 00:11:50,891
Dee, enough of this, okay?
402
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,453
Step over the rope and come meet
Walt.
403
00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:53,508
Tell you what.
404
00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:54,509
You three, you're in.
405
00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:55,543
Dennis, you're out.
406
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,345
Go before she changes her
mind, go.
407
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,373
Hey! Faced! Thanks, Dee.
408
00:11:58,381 --> 00:12:00,348
Dee, who do you think you are?
409
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,866
What is the matter with you,
Dennis?
410
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:02,843
You see them?
411
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:03,844
They're supporting me, okay?
412
00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:05,144
Because they believe in me.
413
00:12:05,211 --> 00:12:07,713
A fan club could really help
further my career.
414
00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:09,381
Career? Oh, wow, Dee.
415
00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:10,650
See, you don't have a career.
416
00:12:10,717 --> 00:12:12,618
All right? So I need you to stop
all this right now.
417
00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:13,686
It's gone too far.
418
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:14,687
Now, come meet Walt.
419
00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:15,855
He is my select.
420
00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:17,757
You know what I think this is
about, Dennis?
421
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:18,758
I think you're jealous.
422
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,592
I don't think you want me to
succeed.
423
00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,627
Dee, let me be very clear
about something.
424
00:12:22,695 --> 00:12:24,328
You will never succeed.
425
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,764
Ever.
426
00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,099
Instead, you will fly too close
to the sun, and you will choke
427
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,601
and you will gag in a
spectacular manner.
428
00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:33,038
So, please, for the love of God,
take Walt.
429
00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:34,372
Hi, I'm Walt.
430
00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:36,074
She knows your goddamn name,
Walt; I said it, like, a
431
00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:36,807
thousand times.
432
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:37,808
Look, you know what?
433
00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:39,576
I don't want to be with Walt,
okay?
434
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,378
And I don't want you to find me
a man.
435
00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:44,814
What I need you to do is stay
out of my way, because Sweet Dee
436
00:12:44,882 --> 00:12:46,983
is gonna be a star.
437
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,757
Oh.
438
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,514
All right!
439
00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,516
Here, buddy, everyone else.
440
00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:29,624
Right, I'm Sweet Dee, and the
joke's on me!
441
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:32,093
Thank you very much.
442
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,427
Good night.
443
00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,214
I don't care that you only have
444
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,103
one mic.
Look at me!
445
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:43,004
Dee Reynolds does not use mics
that other so-called comedians
446
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,178
have spit into, okay?
447
00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,832
So get another one.
448
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,933
Dee Reynolds?
449
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:47,967
Mm-hmm.
450
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,001
Hi, I'm Michael Rotenberg.
451
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,549
I'm a talent manager from Los
Angeles.
452
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,613
I've heard a lot about you.
453
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,138
Oh, hi. Well...
454
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,974
I've got a proposition for you.
455
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,282
One of my bigger clients is
supposed to do Conan tomorrow
456
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,577
night, and something came up.
457
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:01,179
They need to fill the spot,
and I brought your name up.
458
00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:02,715
Are you interested?
459
00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:04,816
Conan O...
460
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:05,850
Conan O'Brien?
461
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,218
Yeah.
462
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:08,686
I would love to represent you,
too; I think you're amazing.
463
00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:11,155
I can fly you to L.A. tomorrow
on my private jet, and we can go
464
00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:12,156
straight Conan.
465
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,190
What do you say?
466
00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:14,358
Uh, well, my goodness.
467
00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:17,061
This is all... This is all...
468
00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:20,030
- This is all...
- This is all...
469
00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:20,998
Oh, boy, hold on.
470
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,565
Uh, you okay?
471
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:23,800
Oh, yeah, yeah.
472
00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:26,036
It's just, uh, just had a
little piece of sausage.
473
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,337
Okay, I'm sure you did.
474
00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:29,524
Um, now, I'm not stepping on
anyone's toes here, am I?
475
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,642
Do you already have
representation?
476
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:32,609
Representation? No.
477
00:14:32,677 --> 00:14:34,678
Hey, sweetheart, there you are.
478
00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:35,679
Ew! Mm-mm.
479
00:14:35,747 --> 00:14:36,548
Who the hell's that?
480
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,880
This is, uh, my new manager.
481
00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:38,981
What?
482
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,750
Sorry, Snyder, I don't need
you anymore.
483
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,985
This guy's taking me to
Hollywood on a private jet.
484
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:43,986
What? Hollywood!
485
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:44,954
Hollywood!
486
00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,022
We're going to Hollywood!
487
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,056
No, no, no!
488
00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:48,424
We're not going anywhere.
489
00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,059
There's plenty of room if you
want to take your friends.
490
00:14:50,127 --> 00:14:51,027
There's no room, okay?
491
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,511
I have no use for you guys
anymore.
492
00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:54,517
Hey, what do you say we go
back to my hotel and have sex?
493
00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:55,603
Absolutely.
494
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:56,638
Screw you, guys.
495
00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:57,752
What the hell, Dee?!
We made you!
496
00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,357
I'm sorry, you made me?!
497
00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:01,209
You made me?!
498
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:02,429
I made you!
499
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:03,997
Screw you guys, all right?
500
00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,966
Oh.
501
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:19,928
- Here we go.
- Okay.
502
00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:20,709
You excited?
503
00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:21,309
Am I excited?
504
00:15:21,377 --> 00:15:22,744
Y... yes, I am.
505
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:23,411
Yes, I...
506
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,312
Dee, wait, wait.
507
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,747
Wait.
508
00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,082
I made a mistake.
509
00:15:27,149 --> 00:15:28,784
All this time, I've been
searching for the perfect guy to
510
00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:31,619
take you off of my hands
forever, but... I realized
511
00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:32,920
something.
512
00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:37,458
The perfect guy's been under my
nose the entire time.
513
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:39,894
It's me, Dee.
514
00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:41,863
I'm the perfect select.
515
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,865
I know, I've spent my entire
life shitting all over your
516
00:15:43,932 --> 00:15:47,133
dreams, and not supporting you,
but I was wrong, Dee.
517
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,902
I see that now.
518
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,704
You can succeed.
519
00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,939
You will be a star.
520
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,541
You have to take me.
521
00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:57,878
I'm your twin brother.
522
00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,880
I love you, Dee.
523
00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:06,084
Dennis...
524
00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:08,521
suck my dick.
525
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:12,858
Wait.
526
00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:13,859
Dee!
527
00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:15,293
No, wait, Dee, wait!
528
00:16:15,361 --> 00:16:16,629
Don't do this, Dee!
529
00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:18,130
Dee, wait!
530
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,497
Dee, stop!
531
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:20,932
Don't fly away now!
532
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,299
Dee, wait!
533
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,869
Wait!
534
00:16:24,937 --> 00:16:27,572
So when we get to L.A.,
you're going straight into the
535
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,907
limo and right to Conan.
536
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,642
I'm gonna whisk you right
backstage, and we go straight
537
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:31,409
on.
538
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:32,516
This is the big-time, Dee.
539
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:33,745
You're not in Philadelphia
anymore, okay?
540
00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:35,145
Mm-hmm.
541
00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:36,112
People are gonna be screaming
your name, there's gonna be
542
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:36,847
paparazzi.
543
00:16:36,915 --> 00:16:38,181
Papa... whew.
544
00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:39,082
Paparazzi, huh?
545
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,050
Yes.
546
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:40,951
I tipped them off.
547
00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:42,452
It's all about image.
548
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,486
It's great!
549
00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:44,555
It's all great.
550
00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:45,989
It's all super sudden though,
isn't it?
551
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:47,791
Ooh.
552
00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:49,459
There's a real smell to
that one.
553
00:16:49,527 --> 00:16:50,193
Yeah, that...
554
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:50,960
Are you okay?
555
00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:51,727
That one was... came...
556
00:16:51,795 --> 00:16:52,595
started deep, that's all.
557
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,729
This is your moment, Dee.
558
00:16:53,797 --> 00:16:55,064
If you nail this, we're talking
559
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,266
sitcoms, movie deals, the whole
nine yards.
560
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,100
Yeah.
561
00:16:58,168 --> 00:16:59,035
So let's get focused.
562
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,036
Yes.
563
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:00,836
All right.
564
00:17:00,904 --> 00:17:01,837
Yeah.
565
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:02,872
Let's focus.
566
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,239
Focus.
567
00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,208
Don't call it a comeback
568
00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:12,080
I've been here for years
I'm rockin' my peers
569
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:14,649
Puttin' suckers in fear
I'm gonna take this
570
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:17,852
itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin' warm
571
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,088
I'm gonna knock you out
572
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,222
Huh!
573
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,223
Mama said knock you out
Huh!
574
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,593
I'm gonna knock you out Huh!
575
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,861
Mama said knock you out Huh!
576
00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:29,863
I'm gonna knock you out
577
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,999
Mama said knock you out
Huh!
578
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:32,866
Welcome to Los Angeles.
579
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:33,400
Are you ready?
580
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,267
Okay.
581
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:35,335
Here we go.
582
00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:36,770
Mama said knock
you out...
583
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:43,743
This is insane.
584
00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:44,644
Driver, take the canyons.
585
00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:45,979
Don't go on the highway.
586
00:17:46,046 --> 00:17:46,913
Let's see...
587
00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:48,852
You're gonna be great!
588
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:49,876
You're gonna be great!
589
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,845
Here we go again.
590
00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:52,980
You ready?
591
00:17:53,048 --> 00:17:57,483
Okay, Dee is here, Dee
592
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,013
Reynolds is here!
593
00:17:59,133 --> 00:17:59,853
Well, you're late.
594
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:00,607
Hair and makeup!
595
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,035
We got to go.
596
00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:03,202
The announcer's gonna call your
name, you're gonna walk right
597
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,804
through those curtains and do
your routine.
598
00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:06,242
This is your moment, you got to
grab it, jump on it, okay?
599
00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:08,110
I'll be very...
Good. You're gonna be great.
600
00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:09,302
You made it, Dee.
601
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,336
Dee, Dee, you're gonna be a
star, all right?
602
00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:11,244
I made it, I made it.
603
00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:12,005
You made it.
604
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,240
Okay, calm down, you can do
this.
605
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:14,876
You did this all by yourself,
you can do this.
606
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:16,310
Okay.
607
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,193
Ladies and gentlemen,
a very funny woman, Miss Sweet
608
00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:21,181
Dee Reynolds.
609
00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,216
Dee Reynolds is a star.
610
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,169
The joke's on you!
611
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:43,168
Speech, speech,
612
00:18:43,235 --> 00:18:44,603
speech, speech, speech...
613
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,506
Shh, shh, shh!
614
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,208
What...
615
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:51,944
What is going on?
616
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:53,178
We got you, Dee!
617
00:18:53,245 --> 00:18:54,312
We tricked you, we tricked
you, we tricked you!
618
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,246
We set the whole thing up!
619
00:18:55,314 --> 00:18:55,847
You know?
620
00:18:55,915 --> 00:18:56,615
Yeah!
621
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:57,482
None of that was real.
622
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,215
All of these people are actors.
623
00:18:58,283 --> 00:18:59,349
I chartered a jet.
624
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:02,219
We flew all over Philadelphia
for six hours.
625
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,520
And I'm a garbage man.
626
00:19:03,589 --> 00:19:04,589
He's a garbage man!
627
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:05,923
He's your garbage man!
628
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:06,757
You've met him.
629
00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:07,524
None of this is real, Dee!
630
00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:08,492
None of it!
631
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,994
Hey, hey, some of it was real.
632
00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:10,995
Yeah!
633
00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:12,162
You banged that guy!
634
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,497
Hey, best part?
635
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,133
Dennis wasn't even in on any
of it!
636
00:19:17,201 --> 00:19:18,969
I was and I wasn't.
637
00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:20,036
I was and I wasn't.
638
00:19:20,104 --> 00:19:21,137
He wasn't, he wasn't.
639
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:22,538
No, no, no.
640
00:19:22,607 --> 00:19:23,940
No, we knew we had to drag him
through the mud, make it seem
641
00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:24,741
legit.
642
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:25,642
It was great, it was great.
643
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,676
The joke's on him, too!
644
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:27,777
Yeah, joke's on him!
645
00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:29,112
Well, it was good.
646
00:19:29,179 --> 00:19:29,778
It was a good joke.
647
00:19:29,846 --> 00:19:30,613
It was a good joke.
648
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,413
Good joke, guys, I love jokes.
649
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:32,247
She's got more to say.
650
00:19:32,315 --> 00:19:33,015
Oh.
651
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:33,782
She's got more to say.
652
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,250
Why would you do this?
653
00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:37,285
Oh, well, you know, you were
being all mopey and annoying...
654
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:38,286
Yeah.
655
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,554
...complaining and stuff.
656
00:19:39,623 --> 00:19:41,389
We wanted to show you that
you could sink lower.
657
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:42,891
Talking about killing
yourself, ugh.
658
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,994
Some things you just don't
joke about, okay?
659
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:45,742
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
660
00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:46,427
You took it too far.
661
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,128
Right.
662
00:19:47,195 --> 00:19:47,829
Too far.
663
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:48,663
Yeah.
664
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,098
I took it too far?
665
00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:51,099
That's what I said.
666
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,901
Oh... I took... I took it
too far?
667
00:19:54,969 --> 00:19:59,706
Oh, God, you sons of bitches!
668
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:05,211
And there she goes!
669
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:06,246
She's back!
670
00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:08,048
I... no!
671
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,117
All right, so we got Dee
back, and I think we may have
672
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:11,951
broke Dennis.
673
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:12,785
Broke me?
674
00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:13,819
Nah, come on, I'm good.
675
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,287
I love all this.
676
00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:16,288
This is great.
677
00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,323
I'm gonna pop out for a little
while.
678
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,960
He's not loving it.
679
00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:21,661
He's not.
680
00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:22,928
He's not loving it.
681
00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:24,663
No, he's not.
He might go kill himself.
682
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:40,612
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