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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,195 Dear Walter, 2 00:00:01,279 --> 00:00:03,117 I hope this letter finds you well. 3 00:00:03,364 --> 00:00:05,644 I was happy to hear from Valentine, 4 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:09,480 but he wrote only of football and music, and said nothing of work. 5 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,800 (BURPS) 6 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,172 Since the pound is still strong, 7 00:00:13,352 --> 00:00:16,672 whatever little he can send home would be appreciated. 8 00:00:16,708 --> 00:00:17,960 (DOORBELL) 9 00:00:18,989 --> 00:00:20,200 That's the boys. 10 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,800 TV: Rioting on Broadwater Farm estate in Tottenham continued... 11 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,280 Come and sit down, man. My dear, look who's here. 12 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,340 - Mm. - Let's play some music. 13 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,905 - (MUTES SOUND) - Hey, I was watching that, man! 14 00:00:33,941 --> 00:00:36,065 No, man, you were watching your eyelids! 15 00:00:36,566 --> 00:00:40,046 It's a disgrace. They're showing a disrespect for our reputation. 16 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:43,442 When they stir up trouble, it makes life harder for the rest of us. 17 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,800 Hold on. The boys didn't start the riots. 18 00:00:45,836 --> 00:00:48,017 No, Kwame, they reacted. 19 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:51,506 When we came here, didn't we learn to keep our heads down, 20 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:53,240 work hard, behave. 21 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,040 These boys loiter in the streets 22 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:57,677 with their denim trousers, asking for trouble! 23 00:00:57,713 --> 00:00:59,844 Hold on! I don't loiter in the streets, 24 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,800 but I've been stopped by the coppers twice 25 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,007 because they didn't believe that a black man 26 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:05,555 could afford to drive that car. 27 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,766 But you were drawing attention to yourself with your loud music, no? 28 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,087 When did that become a crime? 29 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:12,516 Well, some of the music you play is shit, man! 30 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,040 It's the truth! 31 00:01:16,301 --> 00:01:18,880 If you have done nothing wrong, why should the police stop you? 32 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,640 Oh, the new boy! Listen! 33 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,560 For some, a black face equals trouble. 34 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,880 If it happens to you, adapt yourself, play the game. 35 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,440 Oh, forget it! 36 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,560 Listen. Brother Walter, show him. 37 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,120 No sudden movements. If they see you doing that, 38 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,360 they will think that you are carrying a weapon. 39 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,567 Then turn your music down slow. 40 00:01:41,603 --> 00:01:44,162 If you'd done that in the first place, you'd not have been stopped. 41 00:01:44,198 --> 00:01:47,038 Let me show you. A quick demonstration. 42 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,521 (WALTER HUMS CONTENTEDLY) 43 00:01:49,557 --> 00:01:51,372 Excuse me, sunshine. 44 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,884 Where did you steal this car from? 45 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:57,840 - Oh, please, Guvnor... - No, no, no. You would say "Officer". 46 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,120 - Yes, you're right. - "How do you do?" 47 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,153 And then you say something like about the weather or the royals. 48 00:02:04,189 --> 00:02:06,821 - The English love their royalty. - OK. 49 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,504 Oh. Oh, Officer. 50 00:02:09,594 --> 00:02:11,834 What a fine day it is. 51 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,217 Cor blimey! 52 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,600 Oh, you know what? I love the mother of the Queen. 53 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,760 Shut up. You're arrested. 54 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,880 Oh. At this point, offer no resistance, OK? 55 00:02:21,916 --> 00:02:23,324 Stay calm, OK? 56 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,395 Smile, they love to see your teeth. And they will release you. 57 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:31,440 Hey, you boys. All you do is complain, complain, complain. 58 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,480 Why don't you get up and do something about it? 59 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,560 Oh, listen to Winnie Mandela over there! 60 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,440 Ah! Thank you! 61 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,383 So you are saying if I am polite to the police, 62 00:02:42,419 --> 00:02:43,635 then everything will be fine? 63 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,907 Exactly. 64 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,480 - Till the next time you're stopped. - Listen. 65 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,080 Like Akie said, just play the game and everything will be well, well, well. 66 00:02:51,785 --> 00:02:53,672 Unless, of course, you are Jamaican! 67 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:57,228 (LAUGHTER) 68 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,746 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 69 00:03:09,308 --> 00:03:11,840 Oh, have I told you? Bagpipes is taking me away. 70 00:03:11,876 --> 00:03:12,877 Aw! 71 00:03:12,913 --> 00:03:15,115 I'm thinking Paris. Get the old magic back! 72 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,440 Do you think Bagpipes would go to France? 73 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,320 He might, petrol's cheap! 74 00:03:19,423 --> 00:03:21,663 Hey, look at all that milk. 75 00:03:22,057 --> 00:03:24,014 That is Ernie Jenkins' flat. 76 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:26,635 - He's on my rounds. - He buys make-up? 77 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,560 For his wife, Irene. 78 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,920 Oh! 79 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,080 Maybe she's making a load of rice pudding! 80 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,960 Mr Jenkins? 81 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,360 Mr Jenkins! 82 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,400 Something must have happened. 83 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,080 - I think we should call the police. - They'll take ages. 84 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,680 Let me have a go. 85 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,450 (YELLS) Mr Jenkins! 86 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,240 Kirsty... 87 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,440 Shh! 88 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,063 Well, come on, then! 89 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,120 Mr Jenkins? 90 00:04:06,489 --> 00:04:08,009 Ernie? 91 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,160 Ernie? 92 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:17,537 Oh! 93 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,848 He's dead! 94 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,080 Chelmsford. 95 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:30,912 I'm gonna take Kirsty away. 96 00:04:30,948 --> 00:04:35,244 I'm thinking Chelmsford, rent a static caravan. Get the magic back. 97 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,280 - In a caravan?! - No, static caravan, mate. 98 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:40,356 It doesn't move. It's totally different. 99 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:41,419 I know what static means. 100 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,507 Thing is, these things aren't cheap to hire. 101 00:04:43,543 --> 00:04:44,198 Hm. 102 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:47,560 I've been on to Rajesh for some overtime. He says there's nothing doing, 103 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,080 but I know there is, cos his mate Bikram got six hours last week. 104 00:04:51,607 --> 00:04:53,223 Look, could you do me a favour? 105 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,949 - Could you lean on Rajesh? - Oh... 106 00:04:54,985 --> 00:04:56,035 He listens to you. 107 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,600 Look, I can have a word, but there's less and less overtime these days. 108 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,600 All the more reason to spread the love. Why should Bikram get it all? 109 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,560 If you ask me, it's a union matter. 110 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,200 You want me to call the union so you can go on holiday in your caravan? 111 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,760 No, no. Static caravan, mate. Static. It's totally different. 112 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,440 - It doesn't move. - Doesn't move. 113 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:19,402 The police are coming. 114 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,240 I thought I'd give him a bit of dignity. 115 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,840 Kirsty, look at this. 116 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,240 Why has his wife not used any of this make-up? 117 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,178 I've got a good idea why. 118 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:31,800 Mm? 119 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,280 "My beloved Irene." 120 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:37,480 She died two years ago? 121 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,680 He always kept me talking at the door. 122 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,560 And the whole time, I didn't know he was alone. 123 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:45,760 Yeah. 124 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,280 We must contact his family 125 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,400 and let them know what has happened. 126 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:55,489 That's odd. 127 00:05:55,599 --> 00:05:57,439 There are no names in here. 128 00:05:58,878 --> 00:06:00,678 Oh, there's something. 129 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,280 "Brown Lion. Wednesday, 8:00pm. 130 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,040 That could be any Wednesday. 131 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,840 Let us ask his neighbours. 132 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,880 Go door-to-door and investigate 133 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,240 like Jessica Fletcher in Murder, She Wroted. 134 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,600 - Murder, She Wrote! - Yes, Murder, She Wroted. 135 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,760 Ooh-hoo! Look at this! 136 00:06:19,426 --> 00:06:22,030 Look at what I've bought! 137 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:26,953 Ooh, go back in! Maradona's boots! Hey! 138 00:06:26,989 --> 00:06:28,229 Snazzy! 139 00:06:28,265 --> 00:06:30,465 Leyton Orient are having open trials. 140 00:06:30,579 --> 00:06:32,299 Ha! You're not going up for 'em, are you? 141 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:35,108 Why not? I played football for my country. Hey! 142 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,050 Yeah, but it won't be the same as here, will it? 143 00:06:37,302 --> 00:06:38,475 What do you mean? 144 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,560 Well, the standard will be different. I mean, we invented football. 145 00:06:41,596 --> 00:06:43,676 Hey! Football was invented in Africa! 146 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,680 Bollocks! Frank, where was football invented? 147 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,977 - Jamaica. - Ah... 148 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:49,315 Shit off. 149 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,680 Frank, naughty bastard. 150 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,600 You know, I scored a goal in the qualifying game 151 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,240 for the 1978 Africa Cup of Nations. 152 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,200 Yeah, but that was seven years ago. 153 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,800 I mean, you're old. You're unfit. 154 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,520 Hey, I am very fit! 155 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,160 Did they mention if they want any coaching staff? 156 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,920 I've got a great footballing brain. 157 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,680 We'll play the game in our head! 158 00:07:08,682 --> 00:07:11,562 Hey. I know about football and I know about fitness. 159 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,521 Really? 160 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,045 I've done three fun runs. 161 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,044 Yeah, to a Wimpy and back as a Morris dancer! 162 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,400 Which we invented. 163 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,441 Oh, Bagpipes! 164 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,105 ? Rise up this morning ? 165 00:07:24,553 --> 00:07:26,833 ? Smiled with the rising sun ? 166 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:29,059 ? Three little birds ? 167 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,420 ? Pitched on my doorstep ? 168 00:07:31,961 --> 00:07:35,880 ? And they were singing a melody pure and true ? 169 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,280 ? Saying, this is my message ? 170 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,040 ? To you ? 171 00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:42,236 ? Oh, baby, don't worry ? 172 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,280 ? About a thing ? 173 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:50,020 ? Cos every little thing is gonna be alright ? 174 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,600 - Hello, Mr Hten. - Hello, Agnes. 175 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,880 I'm sorry to tell you, but Mr Jenkins has died. 176 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,560 - Who? - Next door. 177 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,580 The old bloke in his seventies. 178 00:08:00,616 --> 00:08:02,768 - I thought next door was empty. - Ah! 179 00:08:02,804 --> 00:08:04,800 He's lived there for 30 years! 180 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,920 Oh. 181 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,600 Oh, that is terrible news! The poor, poor man. 182 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,880 - You knew him? - (DOG BARKS) 183 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,480 Excuse me. Shut up, Trixie! 184 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:20,153 No. I've absolutely no idea who you're talking about. 185 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Yeah, I know Ernie. 186 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,040 One of your lot, wasn't he? 187 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,216 A coloured chap. Lost his leg, diabetes. 188 00:08:28,252 --> 00:08:30,789 - No. - Bloody did! He showed it to me! 189 00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:32,768 - What's happened? - Ernie's dead. 190 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,315 - What, that big fat black chap? - Yeah! 191 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,680 BOTH: No. 192 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,432 Oh, what a bloody shame! 193 00:08:40,316 --> 00:08:42,250 MUSIC: The Specials: Rat Race 194 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,640 I knocked on every door on this estate. 195 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,653 And nobody knew a thing about Ernie. 196 00:08:55,689 --> 00:08:58,609 Why are they still talking about Live Aid? 197 00:08:58,645 --> 00:09:01,764 Live Aid, Live Aid, Live Aid. Bloody hell. 198 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,880 Can you imagine? If your father died alone 199 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,360 and there was no-one there to celebrate his life. 200 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,440 There's more to Africa than flies and famine and Bob Geldof! 201 00:09:11,944 --> 00:09:13,349 - What?! - What? 202 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:15,360 - Are you listening to me? - No. 203 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,600 - Are you listening to me? - Yes. 204 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,200 You're blaming Bob Geldof for everything, as usual. 205 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,920 And I am talking about the death of an old man. 206 00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:29,057 Walter, our community is failing its elders. 207 00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:31,173 Agnes, this is not Africa. 208 00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:34,129 This is England. In England, they don't look after their elders. 209 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:36,590 That is why they have an association for everything. 210 00:09:36,725 --> 00:09:39,941 Association for the bloody cat. The dog. You know what? 211 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:42,384 - You should call Bob Geldof and... - Walter! 212 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,080 We need to speak to, um... 213 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,440 - What do you call it? The Residents'... - Association. 214 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,498 - Please? - Why don't you do it? 215 00:09:50,534 --> 00:09:51,460 - Me? - Mm-hm. 216 00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:54,044 You know I don't like speaking in front of a crowd. 217 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,160 Ah, what happened to the sweet girl that moved from Ghana 218 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,400 to say hello and to become Sophia Loren? 219 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:02,436 Ah. She moved to London to make your dinner. 220 00:10:02,472 --> 00:10:04,096 Oh, well. Chop-chop, eh? 221 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:06,600 - Chop-chop. - I want fish and chips. I don't want that. 222 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,287 - I've made your okra now! - I'm in England. I eat fish and chips! 223 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:17,678 MUSIC: Ebo Taylor: Heaven 224 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,890 Come on. I'll be your pace man. 225 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:22,610 Bagpipe, I don't need you to train me. 226 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,530 Come on, try and keep up. 227 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,130 This baby's got ten gears! 228 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,810 Hey, Baggie! Bagpipes! 229 00:10:32,218 --> 00:10:34,898 - What kind of training is this? - (BAGPIPES CHUCKLES) 230 00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:37,402 My chest is exploding! 231 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,038 Bagpipe! 232 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,130 (PANTS HEAVILY) 233 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,570 Uh-oh! 234 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,879 You're in a bit of a rush, aren't you son? 235 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:46,795 Hey. 236 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,670 Good afternoon, sir! 237 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,627 How are you doing today, Officer? 238 00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:53,141 What fine English weather we are having! 239 00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:54,642 Are you from round here? 240 00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:57,209 No! I'm from Sierra Leone. 241 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:59,690 You're a bloody long way from home, then! 242 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,730 What were you chasing that man for? 243 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:04,348 My name is Valentine. I'm just minding my business. 244 00:11:04,411 --> 00:11:06,934 I wasn't chasing him! I'm just exercising! 245 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,130 Hey, hey! Hands against the wall, please, sir. 246 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,528 - Spread your legs! - Why? I've done nothing wrong! 247 00:11:11,564 --> 00:11:13,778 - Empty your pockets. - OK, OK! 248 00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:15,775 I am moving slow-ly 249 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,230 because I have no weapon. 250 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,958 Did I say how much I love the Queen? 251 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,709 - Don't take the piss! - What's going on? 252 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:25,465 - This fellow was after your bike, sir. - No, he wasn't! 253 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:28,440 Maybe he was chasing me because I'd nicked his bike! 254 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,407 You don't look the type, sir. 255 00:11:30,596 --> 00:11:31,566 What do you mean by that? 256 00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:34,749 Hey, Bagpipe. Stay calm and talk about the royal family. 257 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:37,332 No. I want to know why he doesn't think I look like a criminal. 258 00:11:37,368 --> 00:11:38,418 On your bike, son. 259 00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:39,824 Let us do our job. 260 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,045 Can I apologise for that? 261 00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,752 Come here! 262 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:49,836 MUSIC: Miriam Makeba: Pata Pata 263 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:56,210 So, any suspicion of squatters, please report them to me. 264 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:59,033 Any other items on the agenda? 265 00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:01,058 Yes. 266 00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:03,665 Here. 267 00:12:04,065 --> 00:12:05,465 Hello. 268 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:08,330 I am Mrs Agnes Easmon, a resident. 269 00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:11,183 A man on this estate died recently 270 00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:12,894 and was not found for days. 271 00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:14,761 To prevent this happening again, 272 00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:17,490 I propose we recruit a group of volunteers 273 00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:20,877 - to visit vulnerable... - I'm gonna have to stop you there. 274 00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,570 Two things. Number one, 275 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:26,232 what you're describing is something that the council should be doing. 276 00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:27,668 And two, 277 00:12:27,778 --> 00:12:29,930 the item is not on the agenda. 278 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:33,603 But I can put it on next month's agenda. 279 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,107 Mr Padgett, I don't think it can wait a month. 280 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:41,370 All I am asking is that a few of us spend time with our elders. 281 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:45,336 - You know, in Sierra Leone... - Ma'am, I'm gonna have to stop you again. 282 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,430 You're not in Sierra Leone. 283 00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,189 You are in Leyton. 284 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:52,007 Yes. Leyton. 285 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:55,321 A place where a man can lie dead for days. 286 00:12:57,717 --> 00:12:59,154 Finished? 287 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,770 No! 288 00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:06,867 I am not finished. 289 00:13:07,722 --> 00:13:11,230 Mr Padgett, I hope that when you are old, 290 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:14,130 you are treated with respect and kindness 291 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,118 and not left to the mercy of someone like yourself! 292 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,610 Now I am finished. 293 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,770 Twat! 294 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,370 You were bloody brilliant. 295 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:33,396 He's a wicked, wicked, wicked man. 296 00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:35,392 He doesn't care. Nobody does. 297 00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:36,883 And tomorrow is Ernie's funeral 298 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,706 and we still haven't found anyone who knows him. 299 00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:39,890 We can go to the pub. 300 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,752 Is getting drunk your answer for everything? 301 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,930 Usually, but no, not tonight. 302 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:47,765 We can go to that Brown Lion in his address book. Remember? 303 00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:48,773 Worth a go. 304 00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:51,077 And when we get there and no-one knows him, then what? 305 00:13:51,113 --> 00:13:53,393 Then we raise a glass to Ernest Jenkins. 306 00:13:53,762 --> 00:13:55,490 And then we get drunk! 307 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,410 (LAUGHTER) 308 00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:59,530 (MATCH OF THE DAY THEME) 309 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:01,890 Go on, son! Mark him. 310 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,933 Man up! Looking! 311 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,490 Another try. Goal! 312 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,330 Come on! 313 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,333 Magic! Come on! 314 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,010 Hey, Bagpipe, did you see me? 315 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,068 - Mover! - Lovely work. 316 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:26,584 Hello? Excuse me! 317 00:14:27,155 --> 00:14:28,302 Excuse me! 318 00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,159 Valentine. Hey, man. 319 00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:31,170 Well played. 320 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,799 Thank you. So, what did you think? 321 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:35,906 I can play deeper, if you like. 322 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,334 How old are you, Valentine? 323 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,210 24. Er... 30. 324 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,893 Er, 34. But a young 34, yeah? 325 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,449 I played for Sierra Leone. 326 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:46,770 I don't doubt it, but we don't offer new contracts to players of your age. 327 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,850 Most of these kids are still in their teens. 328 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,650 Yes, but I have the experience, eh? 329 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:52,970 Hey? 330 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,770 I'm sorry. I mean, you're pretty handy, 331 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,330 but I think that ship has sailed. 332 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,505 - So? - Good news! 333 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,890 - They want me! - Hooray! Terrific! 334 00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:08,623 - OK. - So, did he mention me? 335 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,499 Of course! I'm working on it. 336 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:13,170 - Shall we go to the pub? - Yeah, come on, mate. 337 00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:18,231 That's great, mate! You're gonna be the next Luther Blissett, mate! 338 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,016 ? I'm still standin' by the railroad track ? 339 00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:23,372 ? Waitin' for the freight train to come back ? 340 00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:26,806 ? Freight train came back and never made no stop... ? 341 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,818 Sorry to interrupt. 342 00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:32,664 We're looking for anyone who knows Ernie Jenkins. 343 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,955 No. Sorry. 344 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,010 Hang on! 345 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,470 You mean Tex? 346 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,410 I can't believe it. 347 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,437 He played washboard with us for years. 348 00:15:45,473 --> 00:15:48,450 How's his wife? Poor thing must be in bits. 349 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:52,292 We are trying to find people to come to his funeral. 350 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,928 It would be so great if you all could come. 351 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:57,294 - Course we can! - Oh, great! 352 00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,530 (BLUE GRASS INSTRUMENTAL) 353 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,370 We know his name wasn't Tex, for starters. 354 00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:08,170 Oh, my God. He pressed the button and the whole lot disappeared! 355 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,090 Oh, no! This is not true! 356 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,770 Come on, girls! 357 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,570 (ORGAN PLAYS QUIETLY) 358 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,094 Whose funeral is this? 359 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:29,610 - Ernie. - Ernie? 360 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,250 If I'm honest, I didn't know Ernie very well. 361 00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:39,490 I used to make deliveries to his home. 362 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:43,090 And we would talk and he would ask about my son. 363 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,010 Since he died, 364 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,610 I have learned he loved his music. 365 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:50,690 And I know he loved his wife, Irene, 366 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,790 who was always with him. 367 00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:56,230 And now, he is with her. 368 00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:00,750 Ernie's passing has taught me... 369 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:06,690 ..that we all need to spend a little more time with one another. 370 00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:10,370 We are a community, hm? 371 00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:13,026 We are a family. 372 00:17:13,062 --> 00:17:15,479 (DOG BARKS OUTSIDE) 373 00:17:15,755 --> 00:17:17,696 WOMAN: Excuse me. 374 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:21,570 Trixie! Shut your mouth! 375 00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:23,690 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 376 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,570 ? Good night, Irene ? 377 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,890 ? I'll see you in my dreams 378 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,610 ? Last night as I lay... ? 379 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,330 I thought your... 380 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,342 Your speech was... uh... 381 00:17:38,232 --> 00:17:39,872 I thought you were... 382 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:44,722 - Are you trying to say you're proud of me? - Yes. Yes, I... 383 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,890 ? Irene, good night, Irene ? 384 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,010 ? Irene, good night... ? 385 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:56,450 Any news on that overtime? Only now, I've got a small police fine to pay. 386 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:58,410 Oh, here he is! 387 00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:01,370 Ha-ha! Leyton Orient's answer to Cyrille Regis! 388 00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,610 Did you speak to the coach about us? 389 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:07,090 - Of course! They offered me a contract. - Yeah? Hey! 390 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,610 - But I, uh, turned them down. - What? Are you soft in the head? 391 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,650 I mean, Leyton Orient is no Sheffield Wednesday, but... 392 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,690 Listen. Why don't you get me a drink? 393 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,970 - You've got a full pint! - Oh, I'm so thirsty. 394 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,210 All right. 395 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,590 Man, talk to me. 396 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,690 It's been an interesting week. 397 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,770 Maybe you are right. 398 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,210 As a 34-year-old African man, 399 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,801 I'm going to have to learn to adapt. 400 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:37,009 Vallie, welcome to London! 401 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,810 I didn't think it would be easy coming here, but... 402 00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:43,650 some of these challenges have not been what I expected. 403 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,250 - Like the weather! - Hm. 404 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,410 - And the warm beer. - And the food. 405 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,090 And the riots and this Cockney language. 406 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,650 "Cor blimey, Guvnor!" 407 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,650 My brother, remind me. Why did we come here? 408 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,370 Well, listen. We all have to adapt, man, 409 00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:00,090 even if it's just a little bit. 410 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,010 But it goes both ways. 411 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:04,250 Hm? Try not to be so hard on yourself. 412 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,274 OK? I mean, look at Agnes. 413 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,490 Making people change their ways. 414 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,050 All right? So... 415 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:15,734 have a drink, enjoy yourself. We are supposed to be celebrating. 416 00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,699 To my big bro. 417 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,090 (AGNES TAPS GLASS) 418 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:24,190 Thank you all for coming today. 419 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,730 I really, really appreciate it. 420 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,030 Now, I am looking for people 421 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:33,690 who would like to come and pop in and chat to our older residents. 422 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,730 (SILENCE) 423 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,930 Hey! 424 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,009 I'm just asking for one hour a week. 425 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,970 I can spare an hour. 426 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,450 God bless you, sister. 427 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,976 Anybody else? 428 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:55,716 Yes. Thank you, Frank. 429 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:56,912 Now. 430 00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:59,988 Who would like to spend some time with Vic and Sheila? 431 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,744 - Oh, Bagpipes. - Yeah? 432 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,170 - Do you still want that overtime? - Yeah. 433 00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,050 What? 434 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,850 Dear Mama, 435 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,604 Please, don't worry about Vallie. 436 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,183 He's learning from the best teacher you could wish for. 437 00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:22,613 I have 15 volunteers and a full roster. 438 00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:25,099 Stick that on your agenda! 439 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,170 Agnes has reminded me this week 440 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,330 that our elders are more precious than gold 441 00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,733 and have so much to teach us. 442 00:20:37,941 --> 00:20:40,453 - When we first moved in here... - As a cabbie, you see all sorts... 443 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,435 - ..this was considered the lap of luxury... - ..couldn't tell the missus. 444 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,370 - She don't know nothing. - Didn't even have an inside toilet. 445 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:51,450 - I met this Page 3 girl. - We had to share the shitter with seven families. 446 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,570 - With the boobies! - And they were always shitting. We couldn't get in! 447 00:20:57,372 --> 00:21:00,882 - Would you like some more cake, love? - No, thanks. 448 00:21:00,949 --> 00:21:05,549 Bollocks you don't. You'd love some more cake. I can tell! 449 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:10,149 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33167

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