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Now what?
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Last time on"Hot in Cleveland..."
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I got back together with
my ex-husband and my ex-parrot.
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Hello, bitch.
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I got lucky
with a handsome stranger.
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I missed seeing the guy
who stood me up at the altar.
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Nobody knows they're
the same guy.
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Doughnuts!
You're a saint.
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I ate them all.
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You bitch!
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That was too strong.
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I--I just really
wanted a doughnut.
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I just really
wanted a doughnut.
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He repeats
everything I say.
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They're emergency doughnuts.
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I was up all night,
obsessing about Kyle.
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Joy's pathetic.
She'll die alone.
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[Laughs]
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Where does he get
this stuff?
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I texted Kyle, explaining why
I didn't show up last night
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and he texted back,
"Maybe it's for the best."
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What could that
possibly mean?
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That he thinks
it's for the best.
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But he said "maybe".
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"Maybe it's for the best,"
which means, "maybe it wasn't."
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And until I figure that out, I
have no idea what to write back.
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I'm sure you'll think
of the right thing to say.
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Joy will screw it up.
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That's one bird's opinion.
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Good morning.
Guess why I am in men's clothes.
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You went naked to see a guy,
you slept with him,
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and you borrowed
his clothes.
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Well in my mind,
it didn't sound so cheap.
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But in my defense,
I did not sleep
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with the man
I got naked for.
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I slept with another man.
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That sounded even sluttier.
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But we did click.
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Well, if you're
just getting in,
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you must have clicked
more than once.
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I got back together
with Max.
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Joy, how did it go with Kyle?
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I just ate 12 doughnuts.
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You bitch.
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I'm sorry,
I'm still mad.
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Oh, honey,
I'm so sorry.
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Good morning.
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Hag alert,
hag alert.
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Oh, shut your seed hole.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you were going
to South America with Clark.
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Oh, I was.
And it was so exciting.
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I was actually falling
for him again.
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But then he accused me
of bringing too much luggage
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and I said, "well that
was never a problem"
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for Ginger
from Gilligan's Island."
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And then he wanted to know,
"where is this island?"
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And I said, "well nobody knew,
that was the whole point."
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And then, long story short,
he left me.
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Oh, Victoria, I'm sorry.
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Well, thank you.
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But as is customary
after a breakup,
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I have revenged myself.
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I have stolen one
of Clark's rare spiders
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whose poisonous venom instantly
paralyzes you for a few hours.
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Why would you take that?
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Because it also tightens
a woman's skin.
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Why, just now,
I accidentally brushed a fang
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while milking her
and... see?
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Oh, it's as soft
as a baby's bottom.
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Tut-tut-tut,
as a baby's poison bottom.
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Here, go ahead and poke it.
I can't feel a thing.
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Oh, to not feel anything.
I want that spider to bite me.
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Well, interestingly, uh,
the chances of that happening
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have gone up significantly
in the last half hour.
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Don't you dare say
a spider's loose.
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There's a spider loose.
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Well, I didn't say it.
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Sync, corrected by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Elka, Max's lake house
is beautiful.
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We should get our house
fumigated more often.
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Oh, please,
I'm still in mourning.
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We left that magical spider
behind to die before its--
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its contributions to skin care
could be fully exploited.
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[Phone beeps]
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Oh, it's Casey.
He's almost here.
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Thanks, you guys,
for letting me invite him.
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I wish Max
could be here.
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Without a man there's nothing
to do up here but drink.
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Ah, there's the magic word.
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Let's dump these groceries
and pick some boyfriends
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out of the liquor cabinet.
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Ooh, I think that's Casey.
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Oh, I can't wait
for you to meet him.
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There's a spider loose.
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You need a new catchphrase,
Barry.
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Eat me.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Is it possible you've gotten
sexier in the last five hours?
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- Why thank you.
- Hi, I'm Victoria.
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- Hi, I'm--
- Kyle!
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- Joy?
- Yes, it's me.
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Oh, my God,
it's really you.
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This is Kyle,
the Kyle.
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Uh, well, uh, but I'm not
going by Kyle any more.
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I go by my initials, K.C.
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Oh.
Wow.
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Interesting.
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I'll say.
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How did you find me?
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Uh, well, it's a--it's a--it's
a funny--it's a funny--
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it's a funny story.
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I--I got a hold
of him and--
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and brought him up here
to surprise you.
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Right, yeah.
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It--it's really
not so funny "ha ha"
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as it is funny, uh...
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Well, here we are.
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[Knock at door]
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- And who's that?
- That must be Casey, right?
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Uh, my new boyfriend's name
is Casey,
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which is funny 'cause Casey
and K.C. are easily confused.
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So we better call you "Kyle."
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Good, 'cause we wouldn't want
things to be confusing.
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Hi, have you heard
the Good Tidings?
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Yes, you're here.
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My new boyfriend, Casey.
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I certainly call
that good tidings.
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I'm not really sure
what's happening.
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What's happening is
you must be starving.
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So let's get you
in the kitchen... Baby.
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The Rapture
is rapidly approaching.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh,
you and those double-entendres.
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You see why I'm crazy
about him?
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Oh, hello ma'am,
have you heard the good news?
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I think
I'm looking at it.
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Okay, listen up.
Your name is Casey.
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We met last night,
and now you're my boyfriend.
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Is this a cult?
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The high master
warned us about cults.
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Oh, no, no, I promise
this isn't a cult, no.
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You just have to follow
my orders exactly,
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and can't leave.
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Look, Joy, uh...
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I owe you a--
a long overdue apology and, uh,
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more importantly,
an explanation.
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Actually, I'm still
overwhelmed by the surprise.
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I don't think I'm ready
to do that just yet.
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Oh, thank God.
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I mean...
When you're ready.
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I still don't get it.
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Okay,
that guy out there
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was "A love at first sight"
thing for me last night.
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But it turns out he's the guy
that left my friend
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my friend Joy
at the altar.
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Before you tell Joy, you might
wanna soften it with a joke.
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Like, uh...
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It seems there was
an assaulted peanut--
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oh, crap,
I told it wrong.
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I'm not gonna tell her.
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Nobody is ever and it's all
gonna turn out just fine.
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This is a disaster.
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How could you not know
that Casey was Kyle?
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Sweet greatness in the sky,
it's Victoria Chase.
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Last night when I met him--
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In a minute.
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Are you a fan?
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I used to rush through
my wood-chopping chores
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so I wouldn't miss a second
of Edge of Tomorrow.
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Oh, what a...
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Powerful story.
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Okay, listen up.
This is what we're gonna do.
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This nice religious person--
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- Heavenly Witness, ma'am.
- Super...
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is going to spend the night
and be my boyfriend, Casey.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
I am so confused.
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I should ask a higher power.
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What would you do,
Victoria Chase?
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I would do it.
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Then I'm in.
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I can help you
with those, Melanie.
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No, no, that's okay.
You stay here with Joy.
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Casey will help me.
Casey. Casey!
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Uh, I'm Casey.
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Okay.
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All through dinner,
I was holding this in,
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but I'm just gonna say it.
I am so mad at you.
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I know.
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But not for what you think
I'm mad at you for.
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I'm mad
because I can't get mad at you.
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For 25 years I've been carrying
around all this anger,
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and now all I can think about
is how good you look.
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Couldn't you be
bald and fat?
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Well, I've had two desserts,
give it time.
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I just have so many
mixed emotions about you...
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Although it's kind of obvious
how you feel about me.
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It is?
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I mean, a guy wouldn't
drive all the way up here
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to see a girl unless
he really cared about her.
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I guess that's true.
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And I guess
she wouldn't let him stay
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unless she felt
a little something too.
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I'm sorry,
what was that?
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Good night, all.
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Casey, I'll show you
to your room.
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I can handle it, Victoria.
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Well, if you get
lost in the night,
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I can handle it
right next door.
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Well, I guess
we should turn in too.
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Me... up there.
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All alone.
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You, here on the couch,
equally alone.
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Well, buona notte.
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I think I might be getting
a little company tonight.
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Oh, wouldn't it be great if
I had what you have with Casey?
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Oh, yeah, good ol--
Casey!
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That's me!
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Just think,
tonight I'm going to have
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strong sex
with Victoria Chase.
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Just don't get caught.
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Oh, before I leave, I need
to mentally prepare myself.
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Have you ever seen
Victoria Chase naked?
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Uh, yeah, but she was
covered in mud at a spa.
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Oh, to be a worm
in that mud.
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Yeah.
Please just go.
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Strong sex
with Victoria Chase.
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[Knock on door]
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Kyle, you came--
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Go away.
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There's no heat
in my room.
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I need some place to put
my cold, ancient feet.
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Sadly, I've fallen
for that line before.
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Come in.
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But if Kyle shows up,
you're out of here.
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I'll take those odds.
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Kyle,
get out of my bed!
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I--I--I just wanna
talk to you.
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Oh, yeah,
and kiss you...
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And have sex with you.
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No, you've already
turned me
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into some slutty
high-school girl who's cheating
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with her
best friend's boyfriend.
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Well, if you're trying to turn
me off, it's not working.
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No, stop being cute
and funny.
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Ow.
Ow.
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Oh, come on, I didn't
hit you that hard.
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No, no.
Something just bit me.
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And they're getting
so smooth and youthful.
251
00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:28,465
Oh, my God,
Victoria's spider.
252
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,768
Guys,
you have to help me.
253
00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:33,903
Kyle's in my room,
stiff as a board.
254
00:12:33,938 --> 00:12:36,173
Well, what a coincidence.
255
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,910
Your spider bit him.
He's paralyzed.
256
00:12:39,944 --> 00:12:41,244
My spider--
she's here?
257
00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,379
Yes, we have to get Kyle
out of my room.
258
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,115
It'll crush Joy
if she finds him in there.
259
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:46,383
So I'm gonna keep
a lookout for her
260
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,684
and then you guys drag
him down to the sofa.
261
00:12:47,718 --> 00:12:49,852
Well, why can't I keep
a lookout and you drag?
262
00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:52,654
Because you're stronger than
I am. Look at your toned arms.
263
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,656
Oh, these arms
are for show.
264
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,758
The only things
they carry
265
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,795
are lesser actors
through big scenes.
266
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,867
You know, between this
and jail and the zoo,
267
00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:07,002
we sure sleep together
a lot.
268
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:10,306
That thought is scarier
than this book.
269
00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:16,447
You idiot,
don't go in there.
270
00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:19,049
Called it.
271
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:22,286
Oh, you deserve to have
your brains eaten.
272
00:13:22,321 --> 00:13:24,488
Oh, I hate this book.
273
00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,625
Then why don't you
stop reading it?
274
00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:30,794
It's bad for me,
but I'm attracted to it.
275
00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:33,165
Remind you of anybody?
276
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,933
Point taken.
277
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,502
But I don't know if Kyle
is good or bad for me.
278
00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:41,870
He stood you up
at the altar.
279
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,607
And I still don't know why...
280
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,376
Because I'm afraid to ask.
281
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,547
I don't want to hear
all the reasons I was unlovable.
282
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,083
I just want him
to want me again.
283
00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:54,484
And this guy
just wants
284
00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:57,221
to smear a little brains
on a cracker.
285
00:13:57,255 --> 00:14:00,524
Everybody
has their dreams.
286
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,493
I'm sorry about this,
and I'm sorry
287
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:04,228
about Victoria dropping
you on the stairs.
288
00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:06,765
I told you these arms
were for show.
289
00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:10,434
- Good night.
- Good night.
290
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:12,202
Can I keep Casey?
291
00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:14,371
Yes, have strong sex
with Casey.
292
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,407
Let's do it right here.
293
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,680
Uh, guys?
294
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,116
I'm still alive.
295
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,384
Oh, uh,
he's right.
296
00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:32,187
We should probably go to
our room but not empty-handed.
297
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,422
A bottle of wine?
298
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,958
Amen.
299
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,126
Uh, excuse me?
300
00:14:38,161 --> 00:14:40,462
Could you help prop me up
on my pillows, please?
301
00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:42,098
Oh, yeah, sure.
302
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,702
I'm not gonna die,
am I?
303
00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:50,137
I doubt it, but if you do,
after what you did to Joy,
304
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,405
you'd probably deserve it.
305
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,008
You know, people tend
to get what they deserve.
306
00:14:55,043 --> 00:15:00,147
Oh, something bit me.
307
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:04,151
There's a spider loose.
308
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:06,721
Yeah, Barry,
we got that.
309
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,558
- Barry, are you okay?
- Clark.
310
00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:11,992
Victoria!
311
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:16,197
Uh, Clark...it isn't
what it looks like.
312
00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:18,468
Strong sex
with Victoria Chase.
313
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,470
How did you find me?
314
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,539
Tracking chip
in Barry.
315
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,607
And to think
I came back for you.
316
00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:28,576
Oh, look, Clark, um,
this man is not my lover.
317
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,145
I don't even
find her attractive.
318
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,380
All right, that is not
necessary information.
319
00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:35,216
She is the most beautiful
woman in the world,
320
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,619
and I will fight any man
who tries to take her from me.
321
00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:40,387
Well, then you'll
have to fight me.
322
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,823
Oh...Uh...
323
00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:45,726
Well I might have to do
a bit of stretching first.
324
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,961
Clark, you don't
have to fight anyone.
325
00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:51,999
Look at you,
sounding all jealous and sexy.
326
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,534
Oh, Victoria,
give me a hug.
327
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,637
Uh, a little help
with the arms.
328
00:15:57,671 --> 00:16:00,306
Wait a minute.
You're paralyzed.
329
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:01,507
No, I'm not.
330
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,343
- You stole my spider!
- No, I didn't.
331
00:16:04,378 --> 00:16:05,978
Then stand up.
332
00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:09,148
I don't feel like it.
333
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:13,352
You selfish, spider-stealing
she-demon!
334
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:15,854
Don't you talk to the woman
I love that way.
335
00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:18,023
What do you mean,
"the woman you love"?
336
00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:21,526
Could somebody get the woman
they love off of me?
337
00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:24,395
What is going on out here?
338
00:16:24,429 --> 00:16:26,397
Oh... boy.
339
00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:28,632
Your boyfriend just said
he's in love with Victoria.
340
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:29,934
I'm not her boyfriend.
341
00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,870
Well, of course not,
now that I know
342
00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:33,305
you're in love
with Victoria!
343
00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:36,341
How could you?!
344
00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,412
Okay, that's done,
good night, everybody.
345
00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,013
All right,
what's going on?
346
00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,882
Everyone seems
to know except me.
347
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:44,918
[Sighs]
348
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:46,918
Joy--
349
00:16:46,952 --> 00:16:48,553
I've got this.
350
00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:52,324
Joy, these two peanuts
went on a salty--
351
00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:54,360
Crap, that's not right either.
352
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:58,196
Would somebody
please just tell me?
353
00:16:58,231 --> 00:17:01,499
Okay, but it's gonna hurt,
so I'm gonna tell it fast,
354
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:03,135
like pulling off
a band-aid.
355
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:06,505
Last night I met Kyle, but I
thought he was Casey, not K.C.,
356
00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:07,906
and he came up here
to see me, not you,
357
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,140
and as soon as I found out
who he was,
358
00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:10,208
I didn't wanna have anything
to do with him.
359
00:17:10,243 --> 00:17:13,111
- I'm so, so, so sorry.
- Me too.
360
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:15,947
The last thing I wanted
to do was hurt you...
361
00:17:15,982 --> 00:17:17,115
Again.
362
00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:18,516
And I'm only
on top of him
363
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,586
because we both got bit
by my spider.
364
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:25,289
Now could someone please move me
into a more dignified position?
365
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:26,892
- I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
366
00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:29,327
No, I've got her.
367
00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,030
- I've got her.
- No, I've got her.
368
00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:35,267
Give her to me!
She's mine.
369
00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,970
[Grunting]
370
00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:39,471
There.
371
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,908
There.
372
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:45,544
- Legs together, please.
- Yeah.
373
00:17:53,752 --> 00:17:55,253
Continue.
374
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,389
I just don't understand.
375
00:17:58,423 --> 00:18:00,658
Why did you agree to meet me
on top of the tower?
376
00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:03,327
Well, I was in a confused
and desperate place,
377
00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:04,362
and when you got in touch
with me,
378
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:06,698
I thought,
"maybe it's a sign."
379
00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:10,268
So I called off my marriage
and I--I came to see you.
380
00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:12,437
You left someone else
at the altar?
381
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:15,374
I can't help it.
I panic.
382
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:17,777
I thought maybe if we
reconnected, you could fix me.
383
00:18:17,811 --> 00:18:20,513
And then when you weren't
there and I met Melanie,
384
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:23,383
I thought maybe this was
a sign and she could fix me.
385
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,420
I know a vet
who could fix you.
386
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,723
How many times
have you done this?
387
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,759
Oh... four.
388
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:34,994
Five if you include Joy.
389
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:38,698
So, for the past 25 years,
you've just been jumping
390
00:18:38,732 --> 00:18:40,867
from woman to woman,
hoping the next one
391
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,335
will solve
all your problems?
392
00:18:42,369 --> 00:18:44,837
I guess I'm just
a hopeless romantic.
393
00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:48,008
You're not a romantic,
you're pathetic.
394
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,744
Joy, I'm sorry.
Are you kidding?
395
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,813
This is fantastic.
396
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:57,218
All these years, I thought it
was me, but it's you!
397
00:18:57,252 --> 00:19:00,254
You're a selfish,
emotionally stunted bastard.
398
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,159
Yes, you get it.
You can fix me.
399
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:07,394
We can put the mistakes
of our past behind us
400
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:08,762
now that we're finally
getting closure.
401
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:13,801
Oh, Kyle, I have waited
so long to hear that.
402
00:19:17,371 --> 00:19:19,773
I want you out of this house
right now.
403
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:22,609
Because you know what the best
kind of closure is?
404
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:25,713
- Door closure.
- What, it's over?
405
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,249
You heard me.
Door closure.
406
00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:30,520
But I still can't move.
407
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,623
Well,
as soon as you can,
408
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,191
we're going right back
to this position
409
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:38,394
because I just came up
with that door closure line,
410
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,730
and I obviously
really like it.
411
00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,210
- There's a spider loose.
- Oh, shut up.
412
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:49,012
- Shut up.
- Oh, quit imitating me.
413
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:52,183
- Quit imitating me.
- Barry is an idiot.
414
00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:53,687
Nice try, hag.
415
00:19:56,622 --> 00:19:57,823
Oh, I still feel
terrible about this.
416
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:00,225
- I hope I didn't hurt you.
- Oh, thank you.
417
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,360
But I'm not hurt
at all.
418
00:20:02,394 --> 00:20:04,664
Ow, something just bit me.
419
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,934
- Oh, Victoria's spider.
- My spider?
420
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:10,702
My spider?
421
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,870
Oh, my God,
look at her face.
422
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:13,972
What?
423
00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:15,541
You look 19.
424
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,243
I'll get the Antivenin.
425
00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:20,146
- Wait!
- Don't you dare!
426
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,982
Just brush my hair
and prop me up
427
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,019
in front of the nearest
fire station.
428
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:32,519
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