All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s05e14 At Last Schultz Knows Something.eng

( theme song playing )

Thank you, Fraulein.
Bitte, Herr General.

Herr Doctor Felzer here
is with research.

Project 49.

Oh, really.

Oh, I think
research is marvelous.

His authority comes
directly from the Fuhrer.

The Fuhrer?
I'm all ears.

I thought you might be.

The matter I have to discuss
with you is top secret.

I'm afraid we cannot
talk about it here.

Dr. Felzer, I assure you
this is the safest place

in all of Germany.

FELZER:
Stalag 13's record

is well known in
Berlin, Kommandant.

Thank you, sir.

But any room
can be wired.

Oh, I agree.

But you see,
we are an exception.

There are no
hidden microphones here.

KLINK:
This room is not wired.

Of course, Klink's
office is not wired.

Sure isn't
wired!

Hold it, fellas,

I'd like to be
able to hear.

FELZER:
You have been chosen for an assignment that involves

the highest security
project in the Third Reich.

Are you sure you have
the right man, Doctor?

You asked me that
in Berlin, Herr General.

I know, and it
still mystifies me.

I suggest we take a ride
in General Burkhalter's car.

We can discuss the matter
in absolute privacy.

Excellent idea, Dr. Felzer.
I had the same thought myself.

Almost simultaneously.

Big secrets.

Something bloody
important, that's for sure.

LeBeau, I think you
should hitch a ride

with the General.

Hey, Shultz!

What are you doing
out of the barracks?

We need your help.

I have a bet that LeBeau

is small enough
to fit in the trunk

of a car, any car,
even this car.

And I say
I'm too tall.

You want me
to settle the bet?

Yeah, right.

It's against
regulation to bet.

For a percentage?

Step this way,
gentlemen.

Aha!

You lost.
The Colonel won.

As usual.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, Schultz, I promised
you a percentage.

All right, LeBeau,
back to the barracks.

Oui, Colonel.

It's the easiest
money I ever made.

Yeah? Well, LeBeau
insisted on betting.

I wouldn't gamble
on a thing like that,

I'm much too smart.

That's right, Schultz.

Nobody puts
anything over on you.

Oh, you said it.

Atomic research?

Oui, mon Colonel.

In a specially built
secret laboratory.

Where?

Doctor Felzer didn't
give the location.

Why didn't
you ask him?

Very funny. I was
in danger every minute.

What are they doing fooling
around with the atom?

They're trying
to make a bomb, dummy.

Well, I don't want
to have anything

to do with it.

We got enough bombs already.

For future use.
A rainy day.

And they want Klink to be
in charge of security?

Oui.

Felzer said
it would be

his responsibility
to protect the secret.

How do you
split an atom?

You can split
almost anything.

But an atom?

Carter.

Klink was picked
for the job

because of his good record
in Berlin.

That's our fault.

Burkhalter promised
Klink a promotion

if he does a good job.

That's great. That's great.

We make it possible for him to
get this job and a promotion.

We get a new commandant
and we're finished.

Hoisted on our own petard.

What does
that mean?

Keep working on the atom, hmm?

Isn't there any way
to stop Klink, Colonel?

I don't know.

The first priority
is that research plant.

We don't even
know where it is.

No, but Klink may
by this time.

Yeah, but if it's
top secret, he wouldn't tell you.

I know I wouldn't.

Carter, it never
hurts to ask.

You want me
to pack these records?

What are they?

Tommy Dorsey,

Sheffields and his
Rippling Rhythm,

Bob Crosby and the Bob Cats
and Lawrence Welk

and the champagne music,
a-one, a-two...

Left over from
before the war,

all decadent
American artists.

I used to like "Marie."

♪ Marie, my heart is breaking,
ba-ba-ba-boom... ♪

Your heart will be breaking
in very cold weather

if you don't stop that noise
and get on with the packing!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

( knocking )
Come in!

Hi, Commandant.

Hilda told me
you were here and...

Going on leave, sir?

No, Hogan.
What do you want?

Well, I was wondering

if you'd be one
of the judges

for our rumba contest
on the 31st.

You can discuss all that
with the new commandant.

Dismissed, Hogan.

New commandant, sir?

You're leaving our
winter wonderland?

Yes. I'm being transferred.

And I must say
I'm looking forward

to the challenge
of the new assignment.

The bald eagle takes
to the skies again.

Wheels up at dawn.

We, who are about to die,
salute you.

It's bad news for our side,
Commandant,

with you back up
in the wild, blue yonder again.

Boy, did he guess wrong.

Those of us who are
on the ground

also serve
the Fatherland.

Should've realized you're
too valuable for combat.

You'll be a big hit
on the staff of the high command, sir.

Hogan!
I told you that I...

You mean, I could really
handle staff work?

I think it's agreed that you're
kind of a military genius.

Then you will be
on the planning staff?

My assignment is top secret.

Why are you so interested?

Nothing, I just thought you
might like to hear from us,

a postcard, birthday
greeting, perhaps?

Oh, that's very thoughtful.

Schultz! Shut up!

Well, Christmas
gift, perhaps.

Where do we write
to you, Commandant?

Oh, my new address will be

Luftwaffe Post Office 409,
Berlin.

Yeah.
Well, thanks.

KLINK:
Oh, Hogan?

Nothing expensive
for Christmas.

It's just the thought
that counts.

How much can it cost
to gift wrap a hand grenade?

Dismissed!

Strudel, strudel.
I'm going to miss it.

I'm going to miss it.

Well, maybe there will be
someone to make it for you

at your new post.

Where did you say it is?

I didn't.

Come on, you can tell me.

Well, I really don't know.

Tomorrow, Dr. Felzer
is going to take

the commandant and myself

on an inspection tour
of the new place.

Fine, I'll meet you
here tomorrow night.

Maybe I'll make
a chocolate eclair.

Chocolate eclair.

But I won't be
able to tell you.

What?

Look, cockroach.

You have been here long enough
to know that I know nothing!

You must know something.

I know nothing!
Nothing!

That's hard
to believe, Shultz.

You always look
so intelligent.

And you know nothing either!

( scoffs )

That's enough!
Raus! Raus! Raus!

Back to the barracks!

I got it.
13,247 kilometers.

Nice going.

And 6/10.

Kinch, you better get in touch
with the underground.

We're going to need somebody
who knows the countryside.

Bring him in through
the emergency tunnel tonight.

Right.

Newkirk?
Sir?

Better stand by and check
the mileage when he gets back.

Right, sir.

( yelps )

Burkhalter's car traveled
approximately 12 miles out

and 12 miles back,
all within that radius.

Somewhere in there, the Krauts
have an atomic laboratory.

Any ideas, Carla?

Yeah, I've got a few.

We're looking for a
laboratory, Newkirk,

not a date for you.

This is farm country.
Many orchards in here.

The towns, Grubstein,
Marbenshlur, Eindorf,

Flenseim...

It doesn't figure
to be in a town.

Suggestion, sir.

Has there been
any rumors

of local girls
going to dances

or parties in that
12-mile radius?

Maybe Carla would know.

I don't think they'd have
dances at a laboratory.

He would.

He's always thinking
about girls

and all
that funny stuff.

It's disgusting.

It's a hobby.

Obviously.

Well, I had
the same hobby

in civilian life.

Forget it.

There are many places
to hide a laboratory here.

Underground perhaps.

You know, they might be
disguising this place

as a factory or a war plant
of some kind.

No, no, no.

We know every war plant,
every factory in that area.

There are no new ones.

We've got to
find it somehow.

It's ironic,
isn't it?

I mean, here we stand
knocking our brains out,

and right across
the compound

there are three Krauts
who have the answer.

Tried pumping Klink,
no clues.

Couldn't get close enough
to Felzer to even work on him.

Well, that leaves Schultz.

He's the logical one,
but LeBeau couldn't

get anything out
of him either.

I could try
again, Colonel.

Only throwing good strudel
after bad.

If there was only some way
to get inside that skull of his.

Several weeks ago,
one of our agents

was captured by the Gestapo.

They questioned him.

Instead of their
usual filthy methods,

they injected him with a drug.

He told them everything
they wanted to know.

Truth serum.
Sodium Pentathol.

Where would we
get sodium Pentathol?

Kinch, radio London.

Have them drop it in,

along with a hypodermic
and instructions.

Right, Colonel.

Kinch, you better tell them,
when they drop that stuff,

make sure there's a doctor
holding on to it.

Not necessary, Newkirk.

Gentlemen, I'd like you
to meet Dr. Schnitzler

of the Luftwaffe
Medical Corps.

Nice to meet you,
Herr Doctor. How are you, doctor?

Charmed, I'm sure.

All right, let's go.

There he is.

Let's go.

Good luck, doctor.

Danke.

And if I'm not back
in five minutes, sir,

you better come after me--
with a real doctor.

( German accent ):
Sergeant Schultz!

Major.

Major Schnitzler,

Luftwaffe
Medical Corps.

Have orders to
inoculate you

and, uh,
Colonel Klink.

Something to do
with a new post

you're going to.

Inoculation?

With a needle?

Of course.

Now, where
can I do this?

( nervous chuckle )

Major, I am on guard duty.

I cannot leave my post.

Never mind that.

We can go in here.

It'll only take a minute.

You'll be back
on duty immediately.

But, Major, I cannot
stand needles.

Uh, whenever I
see a needle,

I faint and
fall down.

( chuckles ):
You fall down?

That would be a very interesting
phenomenon to observe.

Come!

Sergeant!

All right.

( soft groan )

( goofy whimpering )

There, I told you
it wouldn't hurt.

You know,
with all that blubber,

I thought I'd have to use radar
to find the vein.

Now, just relax.

I want you to start counting
backwards from 100.

Just want to be sure
the inoculation's working.

100...

99...

98...

98...

What comes after 98?

Sleep.

Hey, come and have a look.

You better tell the colonel.

Ready with the
big fellow, sir.

You better stay out of sight
when we wake him up

just in case.

All right, LeBeau,
you ask the questions.

Your voice is familiar.

Me, Colonel?

You represent strudel
to him.

Carter, take down everything
he says, huh?

Kinch, watch the door,
please.

Yeah. Right.
All right, go ahead.

Schultz!

Achtung! Wake up!

Oh, oh, Major,

I think I should
not leave the post.

It's all over, Schultz.

The inoculation is finished.

All is in order.

Schultz, it's me, strudel.

Mmm, strudel.

When do you go
to your new job?

Ah, it's you, cockroach.

( chuckles )

Are you having an inoculation,
too?

Your new job--
when are they transferring you?

Ah, in a few days,

when the Commandant will go
to the laboratory.

LeBEAU:
I'd like to come and see you.

Where is the place?

How do I get there?

Oh, it's a big door,

and you go down steps
and through the big door,

and everybody wears white.

And aluminum.

Lots of aluminum.

Some research process
with aluminum, I guess.

( gasps )

What beautiful equipment
they have.

Fantastic range.

Tell me more
about the range.

( chuckles ):
Fantastic!

Fantastic!

They're developing guns
or missiles.

They must really
be advanced.

LeBEAU:
Laboratory, fantastic range.

Where?

In, uh...

in the kitchen.

Oh, they have the most beautiful
aluminum pots

and range you ever saw.

( gasps )

So...

A stove.

Bloody aluminum cooking pots.

Would that be an
electric range

or a gas range?

Carter.

Maybe we should have taken
the sodium Pentothal.

Right back where
we started.

All he's got
on his mind is the kitchen.

I got it all
down, sir.

♪ Marie, my heart is ache...

( chuckles )

Oh, and what a breakfast
they served us.

( chuckles )

The potatoes were a dream.

( gasps )

Schultz, you like
Flenseim potatoes?

( chuckles )

They are the best
in all of Germany.

Nobody but nobody grows potatoes

like the people in Flenseim.

♪ Flenseim, my heart is aching ♪

♪ Flenseim,
my heart is breaking... ♪

( Schultz hums )

Flenseim.

That is a town within
the 12-mile radius.

Potato country.

Those potatoes could be
shipped from Flenseim.

It's not much, but it's
the only lead we've got.

Do you know anybody there?

We have a
few contacts.

I will go
immediately

and return tomorrow
night, same place.

I'll be there waiting
for you, love.

I volunteer,
Colonel.

Somehow I knew you would.

Uh, Colonel.
* Flenseim... *

What do we do
with Humpty-Dumpty?

Put his coat back on,
take him outside.

♪ Flenseim...

And, uh,

call Major Bowes'
Amateur Hour, huh?

Aluminum pots.

I got it
all down, sir.

Forget it.

The laboratory is located here,
in the woods,

a few miles away from town.

An underground installation
underneath a bombed-out factory.

There's a farm road.

It goes right past
the entrance there.

What about the guards?

The man who did
the reconnaissance

said the guards are hidden

right near the front
of the building.

Now that we got it located
on the map, Colonel,

how do we knock it off?

Well, ask London
for an air strike.

No good. It's
underground.

We'll just have to
do it ourselves.

How are we going to get
in a bloody place like that?

Well, there's one thing
that might be useful.

The troops on guard take
whatever they want

from the countryside.

They give receipts to the people
for what they take.

That's how Schultz got
the Flenseim potatoes.

I can't see
how that can possibly...

Hold it, hold it.

Carla, you mean
farm produce--

vegetables, eggs,
things like that?

Exactly.
They eat very well.

All right, look,
I'll give you a list

of things we need
for tomorrow night.

Carter, I'll need
some dynamite

with some timers.

You got
it, pal.

Uh, sir.

We'll also
need a couple

of ugly-looking
peasant types.

Got more
than we need.

HOGAN:
We must be almost there.

I don't see any guards.

Don't worry.

They will find us.

HOGAN:
That must be it.

MAN ( shouting ):
Halt! Halt!

Abend.
Abend.

Abend.

Where are you
taking this?

Hamilburg.

Luft Stalag 13.

They, uh...

They buy all our vegetables.

Uh, we had better move on,
Uncle Billy.

We are late.

Yes. You are right.
Just a minute.

We'll take
this stuff.

It's impossible.

We sell
to Luft Stalag 13.

I don't care
about them.

We do.
They pay cash.

You'll get paid.

Unload the baskets.

Come back tomorrow.

The quartermaster
will give you a voucher.

A voucher.

Yeah, you can
cash it in

after the war.

It's out of the question.

We promised all of this
to Luft Stalag 13.

And we just broke our promise.

Keep the motor running.

Put it down there.

( motorized whirring )

All right, raus.

Halt.

You, the
small one.

Bring the
stuff in here.

I think he means you.

Thanks.

Raus!

Raus!

Colonel, those
timers only have

about six
minutes left,

and then they're
gonna go off.

And LeBeau goes with 'em.

We got to get
Louis out of there.

But if only
we had a diversion.

I got a grenade.

Bless you, my boy.

It's wrapped
around my waist.

All right, start undressing.

You-You know, I've
always figured

any time you
might have one

of these
emergencies, it's not...

Carter...

Look at it.

Is that a beauty?

All right,
now when I give you the word,

drop it in the ventilator.

Now?
Now wait a minute.

We eat well tonight.

All right, drop it in,
then run for the wagon.

I'll get LeBeau out of there.

Hold it.

You allowed this man
to enter the building?

Jawohl, Herr Lieutenant.

You know that's
against all regulations.

You are
in trouble.

Report to the sergeant
at once.

Now you, get out
of here at once!

Schnell!

( motorized whirring )

Whoa. Whoa, boy. Whoa.

( deep rumbling )

( explosions )

That's what I call
hot potatoes.

You ugly peasants
did a great job.

Thank you,
Uncle Billy.

Yeah, thank you.

Who's Uncle
Billy?

It's a long story, Carter.

You see, once upon a time,

there was this POW camp
in Germany.

You taking this down?

Well...

Good-bye.
So long, Carla. Good luck.

( all taking at once )

It was nice
having you.

Watch it. Klink.

Duck her.

Under there. Quick.

Surprise inspection,
Commandant?

No, Hogan. I just dropped by
to give you some very good news.

You're going
to surrender.

General Burkhalter canceled
my transfer to the new post.

Hey, let's hear it
for the commandant.

Oh, that's marvelous,
Herr Kommandant,

Brilliant.
Good.

That is good
news, sir.

What made him
change his mind?

He didn't change his mind.

The post changed.

It's not there anymore.

Not there anymore?

The story I get is
that some farmers sabotaged it.

Blew it up.

Oh, that's
terrible.

Boy, it's all gone...

The things
people do.

That is terrible.

Hmm. Some people
are so impulsive.

Yeah, yeah.

( door closing )

Oh, by the way, Hogan,

now that I'm staying,

I will be able
to judge that rumba contest

for you on the 31st.

Oh, thank you,
sir. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, boy, that was close.

Wow.
Oh.

CARTER:
I'm telling you, boy.

Oh, what do we do
now, Colonel?

Organize a rumba contest.

We'll be back
in time for the finals.

Oh, I hope
so, Colonel.

( all talking )

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0