All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s03e02 Some of Their Planes Are Missing.eng

( theme song playing )

Gentlemen, welcome.

Now this is a very
special occasion,

and although I don't know
the nature of your mission--

an oversight, I'm sure--

( laughs ):
I am aware that this must be a task

that will bring greater
glory to the Third Reich.

Now, I am very proud that
Stalag 13 was chosen,

because this is the
most secure place

in all of Germany.

From time to time,

there have been escape attempts,

but not one has been successful.

Stalag 13
has the reputation of...

All positions report. Over.

Six Kraut officers
just arrived, Colonel.

Confirming, six of them.

Two, three, four, five, six.

Let me double check that
for you, Colonel.

Never mind, Carter,
you're holding up the war.

What are the Krauts--
SS, Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe?

There's not enough light,
Colonel.

I can't make them out.

Hold on.

LeBeau, we need more light
on the subject.

Colonel, the guards
in those towers

are very nervous
at night.

It's my guess
they won't shoot.

And if they shoot me, it
means you guessed wrong.

No one's perfect.

( grumbles )

From all the other prison camps,
they fly away like birds.

But here, at Stalag 13, we know

where every prisoner
is every moment.

( shouting in French )

Don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

( shouting in French )
What is this?

LeBeau, Commandant.

But-but what happened?

( speaking French )

Do you expect me
to believe that?

Of course, mon commandant.

Schultz, put him on report.

Get him out of here!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

( both bickering )

SCHULTZ:
Come on, LeBeau...

I can read them now, Colonel.

Luftwaffe.

Confirming Kinch's report,
Colonel-- Luftwaffe.

Yep, I can read them now.

They're Luftwaffe,
and there are six of them.

Carter, I don't know
what I'd do without you...

but sometimes I'd like to try.

But I tell you, I know nothing!

Nothing!

You spend a week
fixing up the barracks.

Six Luftwaffe officers
move in.

Since when
is that nothing?

Come on, Schultz,

you can't be
all that stupid.

Who says I can't?

Colonel,
it's just possible

that our Kraut friend here
is telling the truth.

Yeah, maybe.

Okay, Schultz,
thanks anyway.

I'm glad
someone believes me.

LeBeau, what's
interesting

in the Red Cross
package this week?

LeBEAU:
Oh, let's see now.

Hey, we have chocolate.
Hey, chocolate.

Chocolate with nuts.
Oh, wow.

Chocolate with raisin.
Chocolate with raisin.

Chocolate with
raisin and nuts.

I'll have the nut.

( all talking at once )

SCHULTZ:
I-I don't... I...

I take chocolate
with anything!

I take chocolate
with anything!

I take raisin and nuts!

Raisin and nuts
for me, please!

I take...
Uh, uh, uh!

Schultz...

What about the
Luftwaffe officers?

They left early this morning
when it was still dark.

But their gear is
still in the barracks.

They will be
brought back tonight.

From where?

The big shots
don't tell me everything.

All right.

See, Schultz, you're
not so stupid.

I'm still not convinced.

Six Krauts leave camp,
but they'll be brought back.

Their stuff's still here.

They've moved in.
But why in a stalag?

Well, could be
for security reasons.

Kinch,

any problem
with bugging their barracks?

Only if we get caught and shot.

A mere detail.

He never worries
about funeral arrangements

until the last minute.

Look, Carter, LeBeau...

( plane flying overhead )
Wait a minute, hold it.

What's that?

It's a plane.

I know that.

That's not a German plane.

Hey, it's RAF.

What's it doing here?

It must be lost.

Impossible--
we're too deep in Germany.

Fighters don't have
that range.

Hey, look!
More of them!

How do you figure it,
Colonel? I don't know.

Maybe the RAF has
a secret air base here in Germany.

Eh, that's crazy.

Maybe our guys have
invaded Europe.

We'd be the first to know.

We would?
Sure.

That great German war machine
Colonel Klink

would be hiding
under his bed.

No, no, no, no!

But we must get
inside this building.

We've come to
shine their boots.

What?

Commandant's orders.

This building is
strictly verboten.

It is off limits
to everybody.

Well, that's great,
because we didn't want

to shine their boots
anyway.

I will just tell
the commandant

that Schultz
chased us away...

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

I didn't say no...
as long as these are his orders.

Mm, why doesn't he tell me
these things?

Well, the commandant
is a busy man.

Yeah.

It's not easy
to lose a war.

All right.
Polish the boots.

Yeah, we'll make
it fast, Schultz.

Tell me something.

Did the commandant
say anything

about shining my boots?

Not a word.

Hmm...
But we'll do it anyway.

You will? Thank you.

Hey, LeBeau, where...

LeBeau?

How do you like that?
He's gone.

What do you mean?

Well, he must've sneaked out.

He's always goofing off.

Now I'm fighting this war
single-handed.

You work!

Oh, if I catch that
little cockroach,

I'll-I'll...

Oh, believe me, I will!

LeBeau.

We'll run it
to the ceiling

and up to the roof.

Kinch can hook it tonight
to the phone wire.

But if Schultz comes back
and catches us,

what'll we tell him
we're doing?

Ah, we'll say
we're putting in air conditioning.

That's a good idea.

I just knew
you'd like it.

They just went
into the barracks.

Burkhalter and some
bush colonel and Klink.

Good. Let's hope
it works.

I did the best
I could.

It's got to work.

I shined six
pair of boots.

Seven pairs,
with Schultz.

All right, what are
you complaining about?

Now you both have a trade
for after the war.

At ease, gentlemen.

This is Colonel Leman,
who will be in command

for the final phase
of your training.

Nice work, Kinch!
Hey, it works, huh?!

All right, all right,
pipe down, let's hear this.

Gentlemen, up until now,
you have been learning

how to fly RAF planes...

of the type used by the
British Fighter Command.

You were right, Colonel.
You had it pegged.

I wish I'd been wrong.

And now I will
explain your mission.

Well, hurry it up.
The suspense is killing us.

All of you have been chosen
for Operation Albatross.

Operation Albatross!
Ooh, I like that name.

I'm glad. There was no time
to consult you in advance.

Oh, that's quite all right,
Herr General.

Thank you.
And shut up!

Shut up, yes, sir.
Shut up.

Beginning tomorrow,
you will learn

RAF recognition codes
and flight patterns.

After that, you and your planes
will be transported

to our airfields
on the coast of France.

At that time, you will fly up,

infiltrate the enemy squadrons,

shoot them down
and destroy them.

You will be the foxes
among the sheep.

And your first strike
against the enemy

will be on the 12th--

a birthday present

for our beloved
Reich's Marshal Goering.

Any questions?

Any comments?

( clears throat ):
Gentlemen...

I just want to tell you
how proud I am

to be the commandant
of your base

for this very important mission.

Now, I feel pers...

Excellent.

The moment we named it
Operation Albatross,

we thought of you.

Thank you, Herr General.
That's all, gentlemen.

Oh, General, Colonel.

There is just
one little problem.

What have you
done now?

I distinctly saw
Colonel Hogan

watching the planes
when they flew over the camp.

Klink, do not try

to explain this
incident to him.

If he asks questions,

do not act as if
you know anything.

You know nothing!
You are ignorant!

Yes, sir, I'm ignorant.

I shall do it
right away.

I have every confidence

in your ability
along those lines.

Realize the damage
those Krauts could do

to the British
Bomber Command?

Foxes among the sheep.

If they take off
just once, just once,

they could kill off
a lot of our planes.

We've got
to head them off.

We don't even know
where they keep the fighters.

Kinch, get a message
to the underground.

Tell them to check
all the airfields in the area

and look for anything
suspicious.

And I need a quick answer.
Right, Colonel.

Let's see if we can kill off
that albatross

while it's still
on the ground.

They're pretty nice
birds, you know.

They just have
a bad name.

It's not getting
any better...

and neither are you.

Nice looking bunch of
dogs today, Schnitzer.

To me, a dog is a dog.

Except maybe Fritzy here.

What about him?
I don't know.

He's been acting
very strange,

and I think he's trying
to tell me something.

What are you two
mumbling about?

You are not supposed
to be here at all.

I know, I know.

That's what makes it fun.

See you later, Fritzy,
and we'll have a nice talk.

( barks )

( whispers inaudibly )

Hey, Fritzy. Come on.

Here, Fritzy.

That's it, Fritzy.

Come on, baby.

Come on.
That's it, baby.

"Usual place, 2200 hours,
Conrad."

Carter, go out
and bring him in

through
the emergency tunnel. Right, Colonel.

LeBeau, get the dog back
before they miss him.

Oui, Colonel.

Thanks a lot, Fritzy.
You've been a big help.

Heil Hitler.

( vicious barking )

Are you sure
he's a German shepherd?

There's an emergency airfield
approximately here, Colonel.

About five kilometers
north of Hammelburg, huh.

Six planes, disbursed,
barbed wire fence.

Main gate guarded
by two sentries,

and more of them
inside the wire.

( sighing ):
All right, that's it.

Let's try
for tomorrow night.

I'll need six of your best men,
automatic weapons.

Kinch will give you the
assembly point and time later.

You can depend
on us, Colonel.

Good. LeBeau,
take him out.

Right, sir.
Come on.

Carter... we've
got six planes.

We need six
demolition charges,

short time fuses.

You've got it, boy.
I mean, "sir."

We need an alibi.
Alibi?

Yeah, the Krauts know
we saw the planes.

We blow them up, they
link it back to us.

They start
investigating,

our whole operation
could go down the drain.

Why don't I stay behind

and tell them
I was having this party

and that you were all
with me.

And that we were dancing
and everything was...

Carter...

why don't you join
the other side?

Hold it, hold it.

Party.

The Krauts have been having
a shindig

in Klink's quarters every night,
celebrating in advance.

Yeah?

Why can't I become
the life of that party?

The supply convoy
will take this route

to the coast.

I think you're right,
Colonel.

And for security
purposes,

the personnel carriers
will go in the autobahn.

Sorry, Colonel.
I didn't know you were busy.

Well, I am.
I just wanted to add one thing

to our Red Cross
requisition, sir.

Request denied.
Dismissed.

We need
Ping-Pong balls, sir.

All right, all right,
Ping-Pong balls.

Dismissed.

Thank you, sir.

Excuse me.

Aren't you
Captain Kurt Leman?

Colonel Leman...
Richard.

Of course. "Daredevil Dick"
we used to call you.

What is this?

I was attached to
the RAF for a while,

and I read all their
intelligence reports

on Germany's
best pilots.

You... you flew
stookers in Norway,

didn't you, Colonel?

Well, yes. As a matter
of fact, I did,

and that was no beer party,
I can tell you that.

Yeah, that's why
we called you

"Daredevil Dick."

Now, come to
think of it,

they even had your
picture posted

in the ready room with
a caption that read:

"Dangerous--
Handle With Care."

I'm glad to know the enemy
appreciated my efforts.

So has your own people;
you've been promoted.

Oh, incidentally,
my name is Hogan,

senior
P.O.W. officer. All right, all right,

this is all very interesting...
You gonna be around for a while?

We might have an
hour or so of good old pilot talk.

Well, yes--
as a matter of fact,

we're going to have
a little get-together

in the commandant's quarters
if you care to join us...

oh, with the Colonel's
permission.

Impossible!
Request denied!

It's a violation
of security.

Colonel Hogan
is a prisoner here, Colonel.

Well, in that case,

I'd better contact
General Burkhalter.

And a very trusted
prisoner, sir,

and we might make
an exception.

Thank you,
Commandant. Tonight at 8:00.

8:00. I'll be looking
forward to it.

Gentlemen.

Comes in here
for Ping-Pong balls

and gets himself invited
to a party.

( laughter )

So, anyway, anyway,

I got on the radio then
to the squadron leader,

and I said, "My fuselage
is full of holes.

I can't make it home.
What should I do?"

And he said,
"Don't land in Switzerland.

They'll sell you for cheese."

( all guffawing )

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
easy, Colonel.

I've already had four shots
of this machine oil.

Machine oil?

This is our
best brandy.

Then you'd
better check and see

what they're putting
in your carburetor.

( all roaring with laughter )

He has an amazing sense
of humor.

Yes, yes.

Oh, I'm... I'm so glad
I invited him.

KLINK:
Tell me, Colonel, what was the last campaign...

( Morse code beeping )

Conrad's in position.
We're all set.

How do you like
our Krauts?

They look good enough
to shoot.

Merci for nothing.

We've got
about 40 minutes.

Everybody relax.

Well, they didn't have
many planes.

The Dutch Air Force

gave us a run
for our money.

Oh, all this flying talk,
it's so exhilarating.

Tell me, Colonel,
have you ever had

any combat
experience?

Only with headquarters
in Berlin.

( laughing )

Well, you see, sir, uh,

we administrative people
have many problems.

Yeah, sure, when he crashes,
they just give him a new desk.

Oh! You all right?

General, uh,

Colonel Hogan is
drinking too much.

Nein, nein,
let him oil up.

If he loosens his tongue,
we may learn a few things.

Has he mentioned
anything about the RAF planes he saw?

Shh! Not a word.

I, uh, was prepared
to be ignorant

just as you ordered,
Herr General.

The most unnecessary
orders I ever gave.

Okay, Olsen, time to go.

Right.

So long.

Good luck.

To all of us.

Hogan?

Hogan!

Huh, passed out.

Typical American weakness.

Can't drink,
can't finish wars they start.

Mm!

Anybody home?

Shh!

Oh, here's the
map, Colonel.

You stay on the
Hammelburg road,

you can't miss it.

The weapons carriers

are a half mile
outside the perimeter.

Thanks, Kinch.
What's the word from Conrad?

He'll meet you
on the road,

near the field.

Achtung!

Soldiers of the Third Reich,
let's move out.

Jawohl, Herr Kapitan.

Stick to English,
will you?

You've got
enough trouble.

*

Situation?

Airfield's just
around the next turn.

The sergeant and one
man on duty at the gate.

Where are your men?

Right here.
They're all set.

All right, good.
Hop in. Let's go. ( whistles )

Achtung! Open up!

The password for the day,
Herr Hauptmann?

Password?

I haven't heard anything
about a password.

You hear, Schmidt?

Nein, Herr Kaptain.

You're delaying us,
Sergeant. Open up.

Well, sir, if you don't
have the password...

may I see your orders?

Yes, of course.

( speaking German )

Your orders,
Herr Hauptmann?

Don't move.

Get them in there, quick.

I'll open the gate.
Move!

( shouting command )

All right,
LeBeau, Carter,

get the charges
into those planes.

Set the timers
for 60 seconds,

no longer.

Oui, Colonel.

You'd better watch
those barracks.

We don't need
any surprises.

Yes, Colonel.
Come on, boys.

( footsteps approaching )

There, General.

I wanted you to see
Colonel Hogan in all his glory.

Hogan, wake up!

( muttering )

( grumbling )

Dead to the world.

Phew! It smells
of schnapps in here.

Phew! Terrible.

Let him sleep.

( crickets chirping )

( explosions )

( sirens blaring )

Good work!
Get in the truck!

Colonel, you'd better
leave at once!

What about the barracks?

We can handle that.

All right, good luck.

Let's go.

You fools!

How could you let
such a thing happen?

Road blocks at
once, yes, yes.

Our planes have
been destroyed

on the ground--
sabotage.

But-but how is
such a thing possible?

Mainly because you were
in charge of security.

General,
you mentioned sabotage.

Three men in Luftwaffe uniform

forced their way
into the airfield.

One of them fits the description
of our friend Hogan, by the way.

But it is only a coincidence...

or is it?

Hogan?

Hogan!

Aw, come on, pipe down
and let a guy sleep, will you?

Six of our planes destroyed!

Sabotage!

( fingers snapping ):
I miss everything.

I'd like to leave a call
for 6:00 a.m.

I got an early war
in the morning.

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