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I am a genius.
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Kiss my ass, world!
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As spokesman for the world: No, thanks.
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Oh, hey, Lionel.
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Sorry if I'm a little overzealous.
I just figured out life.
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Keep that to your damn self!
People are trying to sleep.
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- What are you doing up so early?
- I am going to work.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Sucker!
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Ow! Oh!
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What the fuck?
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Okay, so, I'm not a doctor,
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and there's a chance
I'm never gonna be one,
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but my best guess is that this is a baby.
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Congratulations, Mama!
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It's not a baby.
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I'm gonna throw you a shower.
I found a place with a great patio.
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I bet it's a pulled muscle.
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Or... I heard about this thing
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where a spider crawled
into this dude's skin
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and laid a bunch of eggs there,
then died and then the eggs hatched,
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and there were, like,
a thousand dead spiders
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all up in this guy's skin.
Do you think it's that?
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I'm gonna kill you for even suggesting it.
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Oh, Sophia. Aw.
I'm gonna love you no matter what.
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Even if one day a thousand dead spiders
trickle right out of your vag.
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- Does it hurt?
- No! Only when you poke it.
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If you're not gonna listen, at least go
to the free clinic and get it checked out.
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No. No, I wouldn't be caught dead
in a place like that.
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Everything is free!
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I've gotten,
like, a thousand dental dams there.
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I use them to wrap up leftovers.
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- Here.
- Figures.
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Soon as I have an epiphany,
it's coupled with a swig of a shit soda.
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Okay, is that what this is? Your epiphany?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, that jacket.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh!
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My life was garbage before this moment.
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Right? Oh...
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And... check it out.
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Ooh, Sophia, you're retrieving sexy
like Jason Timberline.
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Just say his name.
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No. Not after what he did to Britney.
No fucking way.
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I bought this for nine bucks.
Look how much it's going for.
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Sophia, you sneaky bitch.
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- Now, I can pay my rent.
- Ooh!
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Oh, not only that,
but I can, like, live doing this forever.
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I mean, all from the comforts
of my small, shitty apartment.
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- I never have to get another job again.
- Nice.
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So, Dax wants us to go rollerblading,
but I don't wanna see him on rollerblades
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and I don't think
he wants to see me on them either.
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I mean, what's the upside to this?
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Annie, I'm in the middle of explaining
to you how my life is changing.
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Shit, you're right. Keep going.
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But can you remind us to come back
to the rollerblading thing?
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He's gonna be in shorts, and you know
how weird I am about men and their knees.
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Okay, so, my next step is,
I need to find more cool shit to sell
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and I don't wanna wait for auction money.
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So, I was up all night...
scrounging for cash.
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- How much you got?
- $21.64.
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- Not bad.
- Right away I found a 20
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in a pant pocket and took the rest
of the night to find the $1.64.
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So, if I can dig up
a couple more overlooked pieces,
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that's, like, $1,200 right there.
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Boom! Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
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Sophia, you found something
that you like doing,
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and you are actually doing it.
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Yep, I figured out life.
There's nothing left to learn.
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Except for whatever the fuck that is.
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Hm.
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Okay... moving on.
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- Oh, excuse me.
- Hm?
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I know the price says 50,
but would you take 20?
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Price is the price.
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$21.64?
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Tag says 50, end of story.
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I just spent the last two hours
going through all your shitty old clothes.
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What do you think vintage is?
A nice way of saying "shitty old clothes."
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Okay.
Well, I'm never coming back here again.
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Nothing?
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You're killing me.
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I would blow Dick Cheney
for a top right now.
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You're out of pitas?
What, am I supposed to hold them?
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Seen better clothes at a Rite Aid.
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Just a reminder, there are no returns
on bathing suit bottoms.
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I mean, the tops are okay.
Unless you're lactating.
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And then you need to ask yourself,
"Should my body be in a bikini?"
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Hello, little street urchin.
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What existential malaise
is plaguing you today?
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Your cheap stuff sucks
and your good stuff is way too expensive.
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Then don't buy anything, problem solved.
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Problem not solved. I need to get stuff.
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Ugh. "I need to get stuff."
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See,
right there is what ails this society.
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It's that type of consumerist mentality.
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- Dude, you run a store.
- I like to think of us as one link
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in a circular chain
of sustainable clothing use.
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- Word.
- Thank you.
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Okay, I need to get stuff
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because I started reselling
vintage clothes online.
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- You?
- Mm-hmm.
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You...
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You think you're responsible enough
to run a business?
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- Not a business.
- Oh, no?
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Yeah. I'm not looking to cheat people
or screw taxpayers, buy elections.
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Sure, you just want
to exchange goods for money.
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Wrong, I just wanna spend all day
in my undertrunks on my bed
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and still be able to eat and pay rent.
It's a lifestyle, not a business.
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Oh, I see. You think
you can actually support yourself
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with your online business.
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Not a business, it was very clear.
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Well, it takes a lot more than lucking
into some bargains at thrift stores.
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I flipped that jacket
you sold me yesterday.
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It's now going for over 600 bucks.
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- You bratty little C-word.
- You mean "cunt."
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Maybe I know exactly what I'm doing.
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Do you? How much time have you spent
looking for more inventory to sell?
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And how much have you found?
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What do you know about overhead,
online marketing, shipping,
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customer complaints, returns?
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Duh. Plenty.
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Please. You may have found your acorn,
my little blind squirrel,
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but there is no way that someone like you
can make a living at it.
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Okay, go ahead, underestimate me.
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That's just what I want.
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I feed off that shit.
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The truth is, I'm smarter than you think.
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I have good instincts and common sense
coming out my dumper.
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I've got it all figured out.
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Twenty-four ninety-nine?
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- Ah.
- Just a bookmark?
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Yeah. Having a hell of a time
keeping my place in books.
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Can I have a bag?
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For a bookmark?
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Yeah, my husband wouldn't like it
if he knew that I read.
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Oh...
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- Good luck to you.
- Thanks.
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Hey, miss.
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Excuse me. Miss.
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- I see that book. You're stealing it.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
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I saw you take that book.
I'm almost certain you did not pay for it.
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- Paid for it. Thank you for your service.
- Let me see that receipt.
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I'm so sick of being profiled
all because I kind of look Indonesian.
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You're the whitest girl on this block.
Give me that.
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They don't always put everything on there.
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You need to come with me. Come on.
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So, what do I get for running afoul
of the asset protection associate?
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Is public shaming enough?
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No, no, no. We prosecute
to the fullest extent of the law.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Fuck me in the dick.
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Young women should not talk like that.
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What age would be appropriate
to say "fuck me in the dick"?
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You'd have a better vocabulary
if you read.
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Yeah, what do you think this was for?
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Get in there.
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Let's go.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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I have a growth.
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The pain is unimaginable.
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Yeah, I've heard it all before.
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"I'm sick." "My water broke."
"This is a robbery, put your hands up.
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Why are you crying?
I just want the money." Keep moving.
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- I can't. It hurts.
- Why should I believe you?
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Oh! Fuck me in the dick, what is that?
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Steve! Steve, get the manager!
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- Sic him, Marley!
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Yeah, don't come back!
It's a family bookstore!
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You wanna flash your cooch?
Go to City Lights!
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"Shopping garage sales.
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Fancier neighborhoods have better stuff
than poor or middle class ones."
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No shit.
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I can't believe
I almost got arrested for this.
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Oh, wait.
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I am a dummy.
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One minute she's figured out life,
the next she's digging through junk mail.
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The ups and downs of Miss Sophia.
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Yeah, it's all part of the process.
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Yes!
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Is the Penny Saver number five or six
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on the list of habits
of highly effective people?
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A, I'm not loving your attitude.
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B, I'm looking for estate sales. C...
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Babe, I know you are not alphabetizing me
right now.
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I didn't have a C anyway.
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- Hey, girl, hey.
- Hey.
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Landlord don't like it
when I smoke in my place.
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So, you're gonna do it here?
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Child, I have been at airport security
all day long, looking people in the eyes.
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You only get a split second
to read their souls.
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Are they good? Are they evil?
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Am I really mankind's last line
of defense?
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And when I come home, I needs to smoke up
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so I can clear that shit out of my brain.
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Or else I go crazy.
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So, yeah, I'm gonna smoke here.
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Okay, fine. Just don't distract me.
I'm trying to focus.
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Okay. But you know how difficult it is
for me to keep my mouth shut.
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These old ladies,
they don't wanna check nothing.
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One was coming from Napa
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with four bottles of Merlot
in her old lady purse.
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War hero. That sucks.
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Controversial opinion, but it's your home.
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Four bottles.
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So, I had to say to her, I said, "Look,
ma'am, you can't bring that on here.
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You're gonna either have to throw it out
or drink 'em up right here."
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So, goddamn it, she tried.
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This other lady came on
with a baby in a dog carrier.
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I said, "No. Oh, hell, no!
Oh, no, you better don't!"
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Shh. No one cares about national security.
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Rita Wertheimer.
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Rita was a hairdresser
who got married to an investment banker...
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After that, she quit her job
and started focusing on fund-raising.
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Rita, a fixture in San Francisco
high society, never missed a party.
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He dies. She never remarries.
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No kids. Dead at 76?
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Ah!
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This bitch's closet runs deep.
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But a dog in a baby carrier,
that sounds cute and socially acceptable.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, I gotta go!
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Go get your man, girl!
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Romance lives.
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Why don't you have a wonderful day.
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Master bedroom upstairs?
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Uh, yes, but keep in mind,
we have to shut down soon.
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Um, watch your step.
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Oh!
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Is... is that all that's left?
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Yes, they're not even my size,
but they're Chanel.
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I have to own them.
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You know, this is gonna sound so crazy,
but I left some Chanel in here earlier.
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You see a grown woman standing
in front of you, right?
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Yeah, you're right, you're right.
I could do better.
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Get your twiggy little arms off my Chanel!
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- All right, calm down.
- God, you fucking riffraff!
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Holy... fuck.
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Oh, that hurt.
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Okay. Time to rest.
241
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Save a spot for me down there, Rita.
242
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Hey, you can't sleep in here.
243
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How long have I been out?
244
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Hours?
245
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Days?
246
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,192
What time is it?
247
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It's, uh, ten after three.
248
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Hm.
249
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A few minutes then.
250
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,409
Are you okay?
251
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,662
Yeah, I think so.
252
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,081
I was just trying to open that trunk
253
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,001
and a wave of pain
went through every inch of my body.
254
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,711
You want me to call somebody?
255
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,173
No.
256
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,842
I want you to open that trunk.
257
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,560
Oh, thank God. It's just winter clothes.
258
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,355
I once worked one of these sales
with a beautiful roll-top desk.
259
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,232
I opened up a drawer. Full of teeth.
260
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,151
- Gross.
- Yeah, it was a lot of teeth.
261
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More than several mouths.
262
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,404
So, how much for all of this?
263
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,783
Well, we never inventoried it,
so 20 bucks.
264
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,745
I almost died. How about ten?
265
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,787
Mm.
266
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Deal.
267
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,627
Are you sure you're okay?
268
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,048
Oh, yeah, I just have this, like,
weird bump near my razor burn area.
269
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,425
Appeared out of nowhere.
I'm hoping it goes away.
270
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,887
Yeah, zits go away on their own.
Everything else just really gets worse.
271
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,473
- Never heard a grown man say "zits."
- I'm serious.
272
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One day, you're looking at a mole,
next day, stage three melanoma.
273
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,312
- Hmm.
- Take it from Rita Wertheimer.
274
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,815
- Rita died from skin cancer?
- No, she shot herself from loneliness.
275
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But through her charity, she raised
money for skin cancer awareness.
276
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So, go get that looked at. For Rita.
277
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,706
My ear's bleeding!
278
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:22,750
I'm sorry.
279
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,588
As a result of an adulterous affair!
280
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I don't have much to say to you
about that.
281
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,263
Okay!
282
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,726
Sophia, where are you?
283
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,272
Shane just got this new game.
He and Dax are totally shredding!
284
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,359
Also, did I mention that Shane's here?
285
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,071
Annie, I'm the one who called you.
That means I get to set the agenda.
286
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,783
- Well, talk to me, girl. Set my agenda.
- Ask her when we're hanging out again.
287
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,327
- I'm at the free clinic.
- You're at the free clinic?
288
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,954
- Red flag, dude.
- I'm taking your advice
289
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,664
and getting my snatch looked at.
290
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,416
Can't hear you!
291
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,293
Bleeding ear!
292
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,004
Oh, boy. This place is awful.
293
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,590
Right now, I'm staringat a People magazine from the '90s
294
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,216
with Tonya Harding on the cover.
295
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,927
Her face is all red and puffy
from sick hands that have touched it.
296
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,888
- Oh, no, doll. That's just how she looked.
- Harriet Connick Jr.?
297
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,473
Oh, they just called for me.
298
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,892
I'm just gonna call in sick,
and I'll come meet you.
299
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,353
No, don't do that.
It's okay. I'm okay, really.
300
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,773
All right. You are gonna be fine.
I know this, I'm very smart like that.
301
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,359
- Ms. Connick Jr.?
- Yup, that's me.
302
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,278
- I gotta go.
- Love you in case I die.
303
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,113
Love you in case I die. For real.
304
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,159
Yup, I feel it.
305
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,911
- What is it?
- It appears to be an inguinal hernia.
306
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,289
A hernia?
307
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,458
I'm too young to have a hernia.
308
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,003
Well, some people tell me I'm too young
to be a doctor, but here we are.
309
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,881
I may not know everything,
but I know enough.
310
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,301
Okay, so, what's an "inguinual hernia"?
311
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,011
"Inguinal." Uh...
312
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,222
Some tissue, most likely your intestine,
has protruded through the muscle wall.
313
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,516
How did I get it?
314
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,310
It can happen lots of different ways.
315
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,356
Were you engaging in any kind
of unusual strenuous activity?
316
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:12,151
Um... Oh, yeah. Well, this morning
I was celebrating because I kind of...
317
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,987
figured out life.
318
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,447
So, is it dangerous?
319
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,325
Nah, some live with them for years
and never know they have them.
320
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,746
But if tissue becomes strangulated,
meaning the blood flow to it gets cut off,
321
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,457
it could become necrotic,
and that's potentially lethal.
322
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,835
So, it could be the most dangerous?
323
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,004
Just take it easy.
If it hurts, take an Advil.
324
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,923
Okay, and then how do you fix it?
325
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,216
Do you just pop it back in
326
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,885
and then a bump grows on my head,
like Tom and Jerry?
327
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,763
Heh, right? If only.
328
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,224
No, no, no, you'd have it done surgically.
329
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,519
- How much does that cost?
- Hard to say.
330
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,355
I'd guess 3,000 to 5,000.
331
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,191
But if you have health insurance,
it'd just be your deductible.
332
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,401
- Dude.
- Doctor.
333
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,569
You think I would be here
if I had health insurance?
334
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,531
After this, I'm gonna buy Advil
with an Albertsons rewards card.
335
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,117
I wouldn't know where to begin
to get health insurance.
336
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,119
Most people get it through their job.
337
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,704
Christ!
338
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,706
I need to get a job?
339
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,793
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay.
340
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,974
- Everything okay?
- No, it is not, sir!
341
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,560
Thank you so much for asking.
342
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,521
What?
343
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,193
Failure to curb tires?
344
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,488
This isn't even a fucking hill!
345
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,701
What?
346
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,120
Oh!
347
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,248
Bitches! Nothing but bitches.
348
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,877
Just keeping the woman down.
349
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:15,941
Hey.
350
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,529
Annie told me you're having my baby.
351
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,867
I thought that I was taking steps forward.
352
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,121
Now, I don't even know
what direction forward is.
353
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,664
We should go inside.
354
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,500
Things are supposed to get better.
355
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,045
There's really no guarantee
that that's true.
356
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,633
For tons of people, their lives
just get worse and worse, and then...
357
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,927
that's just it!
358
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,681
They never figured out what they were put
on this goddamn planet to do.
359
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,978
They just live, and then they die,
and they take a big old mud nap?
360
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:59,693
And I'm standing out here in the rain,
literally with my guts hanging out,
361
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,656
holding a dead woman's clothes
in a dirty laundry bag!
362
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,329
My life has got to be better than this.
363
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,666
It just does...
364
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,586
right?
365
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,005
Right?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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