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** [ Blues Rock ]
[ Chattering, Laughing ]

Whoa.
Move that hand
right now.

** [ Continues ]

Annie.
Hey, I want to read you
something.

- I know how to read.
- That's great.
Here. Listen to this.

What is it?
It's poetry.

Aww. It's been tried,
and it's died.

Shakespeare came in here
and I have to tell you,
that's old.

- Next.
- Gee, you're pretty.

- Very retro.
- There you go.

I knew you'd come back.

You better watch
those hands, buddy.
Get your hands off--

- Get your hands off!
- Hey! Hey!

[ Grunting ]

Be a gentleman.

- You paid him, right?
- Wow. You're cold.

- You paid him!
- I didn't pay him,
but I would've.

Yo.

Why is love
like seasickness?

Why?

Once you got it,
you got it.

[ Beeping ]

Sergeant White.

Ahh.

Open field, mate.
Been called back to duty.

Turn that damn thing off.
No light
near the open flight deck.

- They're flying N.V.
- How the hell would you know?

What's his problem?

I don't think he likes M.P.'s.
What you writing?

Poem.
Yeah? What about?

Poetry.
About my bayonet.

That's touching.
Is there no end
to your talents?

I can't make
a very good margarita.

Package is waking up.

Hey! Three!

- What is it?
- I don't know.
A poem, something.

"Sheffield Steel.
They say love will find a way."

Is it unusual for a soldier
to be a poet?

We're not soldiers.
We're M.P.'s.

All right, if things
go bad on the ground,

put yourself
under the protection
of a combatant.

How dangerous is it
down there?

Well, stick by me,
Sergeants White and Blue,
you'll be fine.

If it had been dangerous,
D.O.D. would've sent you in
a squad of Special Forces...

or never let you come.

Start putting things together.
Get the package ready.

[ Announcer On P.A. ]
Please give a U.S. Army welcome
to Miss Lila Lee!

[ Soldiers Cheering ]

Whoo! How's everybody
doing tonight?

[ Cheering Continues ]
Good!

All right, y'all,
so listen.

Y'all
are looking good.

Um, you know,
I never met my daddy.
He died in Desert Storm.

- But Mama used to say he had
this real favorite song.
- Grab him.

* Oh, give me a home

* Where the buffalo roam
[ Cheering, Applause ]

* Where the deer
and the antelope play *

Hey, I'm out of ink.
You got a pen?

Now, y'all
are cowboys at heart!
Sing along with me.

[ Cheering Continues ]

* Where seldom is heard

- * A discouraging word
- ** [ Singing Along ]

* And the skies
are not clou-- *

[ Cheering Intensifies ]

* Please, please let me
make it right *

* Let me turn down
the lights *

* Please let me
latch the door *

* All the kings bow before

* Well, let me
hear it now *

[ Soldier ]
Marry me, Lila!

* Latch the door

* Make it right

* Let me be yours

* Tonight *

[ Cheering, Applause ]

Whoo!

Get your M.P. hands
off my pup.

You killed 'em.
Yeah, I killed 'em.

- I didn't even need a gun.
How about that?
- Most impressive.

You think that's worth
$50 million a year?

Only thing I know that's
worth that kind of money
is good manners.

Kiss my ass.

[ Man ]
* Give me your secrets
Bring me a sign *

* Give me a reason
to walk the fire *

* See another dawn

* Through a daughter's eyes

* You give me a reason
to walk the fire **

Bill? Company!

Mr.--
Uh, Danny White.

Mr. White!
Sergeant White.

Guy in soft clothes!

You a C.I.D.?

Oh, something like that.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

[ Laughs ]
You boys.

Come on in,
get yourself a cup of coffee.
Thank you, ma'am.

You, uh, work
with him before?

- We've met.
- Where was that?

He was kicking me
off my base.

- Bill!
- Morning.

Your wife's
a very hospitable woman.

Oh, you mean
she's very perceptive.

Is that what I mean?

Well, she let you in here
without seeing I.D.
or a badge or anything.

Maybe you mean
she's too trusting.

Don't drink my wife's
good coffee and tell me
she's too trusting.

- A cop's wife?
What could be worse?
- [ Snickers ]

Drink up.
I'll be back in five.

Oh, by the way,
I told her to expect you.

I'm not due for another 15.

- Well, I told her
you'd be early.
- How'd you know that?

I figured you'd wanna get here,
catch me off guard, establish
dominance, like the book says.

Want a piece of pie?
It's in the icebox.

Just give her breakfast, son.
No autographs. You'll get these
on your way out.

Miss Lee?

All right.
She's up.

Sergeant White,
why don't you grab some grub?

"Sheffield Steel."
Young fellow's
quite the poet.

Is that what he is?
Your friend's notebook.
I took the liberty.

Good material
for a song or two.
Mm-hmm.

Hey, she wants to go
to the forward area.

This is
the forward area.

She wants to be
out on patrol.

Ain't gonna happen.

But if she wants
the same effect,
I can blow her foot off.

She wants to
"Get up in the thick of it."

Sir, this right here could,
in the blinking of an eye,
be the thick of it.

My orders are to ensure
her safety in this area
till 2230 this date...

and pack her back on a lovely
and talented helicopter.

Thence to Baghdad
and out of my hair.

If she has a different plan?
Her possession of a plan
is her God-given right.

But she will go
when and where she's told.

Let's review
today's festivities.

Ah, a publicity walk around
in one quarter-hour.

[ Lila ]
Mmm. [ Giggles ]

- Come here.
- [ Jonas ] Do you believe this?

Hey, wanna give her
some privacy?

Secure him.

Come here.
[ Panting ]

- [ Whining ]
- Okay, let's break that up.

Could you excuse us,
please?

Yeah, in a minute.

Son,
you're out of uniform.

Son, I'm here in an official
capacity, and that capacity
is to kick your ass.

Sergeant Blue. This boy
wants a four-wall conference.

- Sir!
- Sergeant White,
secure this area.

- Miss, I'd like you to
put on some clothes.
- Is that so?

I would've bet you
you would've liked the opposite,
a fine-looking man like you.

Come on over here.
Miss, get dressed.

- You're due outside to talk
to the press in 10 minutes.
- [ Scoffs ] Go get my dog.

- And what's the magic word?
- Have a drink.

You son of a bitch.
I offer you a drink,
and this is how you treat me?

Get the hell out of here!

"Kings Bow Before Me!"
Have you not heard that song?

Get out of here!
Get out!

- That's par for the course.
- What is she? Crazy?

Yeah, she's crazy.

Now, if any son of a bitch
expects me to perform
in this atmosphere,

y'all are barkin'
frickin' mad!

And let me tell you,
if you do not get these bozos
out of my area code,

I'm staying right here...

and you can take your
afternoon concert and shove it!

Oh. P.S., I want to
go where the action is.

I didn't come here
to sign autographs.

[ Soldiers Chanting ]
Lila! Lila! Lila! Lila! Lila!

Lila! Lila!
Lila! Lila!

[ Hooting, Cheering ]
[ Chanting Continues ]

Well, hey!
How y'all doing?
[ Cheering Continues ]

I have to say it is an honor
to be here among you people.

[ Mack ]
Hey, break it up!
Break it up! Back it up!

Think there might be
a song lyric in that?
You got real possibilities.

Really?
I said move it back!

Hey!

I ain't movin'
till these bozos are gone.

Yeah!
[ Cheering Continues ]

You know, I hate the M.P.'s.

Any y'all hate the M.P.'s?
[ Soldiers Cheering ]
Yeah!

- Here. You forgot
your funny little hat.
- [ Soldiers Laughing ]

Show us your tattoo!

[ Cheering Intensifies ]
How'd y'all hear
about that ol' tattoo?

[ Cheering, Shouting ]

You know, they promised
they wouldn't print that.

Well, they lied to you,
sweetheart.

You know what I'd like?

I would love to just
purely live among you all.

No, that's right.

Just to be with you,
eat with you...

and sleep with you.

- [ Shouting Continues ]
- All right, y'all,
you know what I meant.

Don't take it
the wrong way.

I mean, after all,
I am a good girl.

- Yeah!
- Trust me. I am a good girl.

Ain't life interesting
sometimes?

I've remarked that, too.

[ Buzzer Buzzes ]
[ Door Unlocking ]

Higgins!

- Mr. Higgins,
what's the color of the day?
- Color of the day is blue.

Tell me the other thing.
Rover fortune.

- What's your Aunt Sarah's
maiden name?
- Hendrickson.

Mr. Strickland,
what was the name of
your first music teacher?

Mr. Ricardo.

A lot of trouble to take
to guard a guy
that's gonna be dead.

Well, we're all
gonna be dead.

I assume the guy just didn't
want him to die in his custody.

I'm gonna sleep a lot easier
tonight and that's the truth.
Thanks for coming.

You know, I've done a lot
of prisoner transport.
All right.

You want to hear
my theory?

Your first music teacher
was Mr. Ricardo?
That's right.

What was your instrument?
[ Laughs ]

[ Beeps ]

Mr. Ayoub, it's time.

It's time.

I'll check it out.

E.T.A. stage one in--

Twenty.
Stage one in 20 minutes.

Yeah.

[ Engine Starts ]
Hey, uh, I got
a daughter, too.

- She's nine. That's her.
- What you got there?

- Family picture.
- [ Chuckles ]

Why are you doing that?

[ Woman On P.A. ]
This is a T.S.A.
security advisory.

Do not leave your car
unattended at the curb.

You will be ticketed
and towed.

[ Woman On P.A. Continues,
Indistinct ]

Rover fortune.
Flight's delayed.

- What do they want to do?
- They want you to wait.

[ Bob ]
We'll put him
in the room.

[ Buzz, Door Unlocks ]

We got this.

It's all clear here.
What are you doing, showing him
pictures of the folks back home?

- Well, I have a theory
about that.
- What's its source?

The source is, I've been
doing prisoner transport
for 13, 14 years.

I've learned that time spent
on the bushwa is time
you ain't spending on security.

And P.S., what the hell do
you care if I'm showing him
pictures of my family?

What does it gain?
What's it gain?

What it gains,
that fella's gonna get shot.

He's got nothing to lose.

What?
Is he gonna overpower you?
The fella's a zombie.

He's not gonna overpower me.

But he's liable,
and I speak from experience,
at any given minute,

to jump
from his affectless state
into his nut bag.

'Cause
basically he's nuts.

He doesn't know
whether he's dead or alive.

He doesn't know if he wants
to get it over with now
or live forever.

And?

And so if we bypass
that rationale,

connect with him unconsciously
about things he's familiar with,
like a normal life,

he's much more likely
to stay calm and biddable.

What? Too long a speech
for the M.P.'s?

He's upset
about his own daughter.

He can't see his own daughter.
That's why I showed him
pictures of mine.

Connect with him
on a human level.
Keeps him quiet.

Watch this.

I tried to
turn on the television,
but it's not working.

I think they're a little afraid
you're gonna be getting messages
from Mars or something.

- What's your daughter's name?
- Name's Maisy.

Mine's Nali.

Yes.
Leave the door open.

Great. You can take him home
and keep him as a pet. Except
he's gonna be dead tomorrow.

What's your mission, soldier?
Deliver the package
alive and whole.

Well, advanced your goal
by another man's road.

-Fella's killed a lot of people.
-And he's gonna die for it
tomorrow.

What are you gonna do today
that's gonna make that
any worse? What?

Talk to him
disrespectfully?

We're gonna be here
for a bit.

Bet you can't guess
what I got in my pocket.
No, I can't.

Deck of cards.

Sit down.
Sit down.

My daughter
lives in this city.

That's a shame.

[ Knocking On Door ]

Oh, thank God you've come.
Hey.

Is he here?
Yes, he's here.

It's so good to have a man
around the house.
What have you tried?

Well, we've tried not having
a man around the house,
and that's not so good.

Okay.
Is the water shut off?

Oh, hi.

Oh, knock it off.

Kim.
Hey, Kim.

Olly olly oxen free, okay?

I do not need to be set up
by the Marx Brothers.

And I do not need to
suffer the machinations
of the well-meaning.

- You know Hector Williams?
- I've met Hector Williams,
and we've had our say.

- Why not?
- Why not?

- That's right.
- Why not go out with you?

That's right.

At least he's straightforward.
Turn it around.
Why go out with you?

Because he's gaga
about you.
Dime a dozen.

Because I'm a nice guy.
Nice guys finish last.

Because he's drop-dead
the best soldier on the base.
Take it to the bank.

Well, why didn't you
lead off with that?
That'll get you a date.

Think of it what you will.

- I've got her and her manager
screaming bloody murder.
- Sir, I got my hands tied.

I have been directed, me
and my team, suit up as M.P.'s
because young lady, quote,

"Doesn't wish to be guarded by,"
saving your presence,
"shock troops."

And here we have her request
to move among the soldiers
treated with wanton disregard.

Quote, "One of the world's most
prominent young artists who has
risked her life to entertain."

Sir--
Now she's gonna e-mail her
senator and the news networks.

Sir.
I'm listening.

Two guys in a room?
All right.

She's a two-bit tart
on an adventure holiday.

She's a drunk and a pill head,
and I caught her in her quarters
raping a young corporal.

I cannot and will not
allow her to step one foot
out of this secured area,

let alone on patrol.

You will not allow?

Sir, you've got
an antiwar leftie lush...

the Pentagon would rather
have in the accommodation
urinating out.

That's why she's here,
pursuing her dream of sacrifice
and martial glory.

Two old soldiers,
we're walking a thin line.

Name of the line's
"Keep her happy,
but don't get her killed."

- My end of things is,
"Don't get her killed."
- Then help me out with my end.

Sir,
mind if I get grisly?
Say on.

She's psychotic.
Play into her sense of drama.

You got a soldier who's laid up,
minor wound, take him aside.

He tells her,
"You're my favorite singer
in the world.

My hand don't work.
Would you write me
my letter home to Mama?"

You put her on the Internet
writing a poor lad's
letter to Mama.

The bloggers pick it up.

Worldwide publicity.
Everybody goes home happy.

Sarge, you've been
out after dark.

Thank you, sir.

[ Explosion ]
Where's it coming from?
Can you see 'im?

We're trying
to get a fix now.
Go get 'im.

She was walking
to the mess tent!

Where is she now?

Oh, hell!

Damn!

Bye, baby.

[ Barking ]

[ Shouting ]

Please help!

- [ Screams ] Oh, my God!
- [ Soldier ] Come up!

How's she doing?
Shook up!

Let's go!

[ Panting ]

Pick it up!

Top, I don't think
we're going anywhere!

[ Groans ]

Apple Six,
this is Military Police 303!

Apple Six!
This is Military Police 303!
We're taking mortar fire!

- What the hell did you
think you were doing?
- I wanted to go to the party.

Well, you forgot
your funny hat!

These two men will meet you at
the airport. You will surrender
the prisoner to no one else.

Washing his hands again?

You'd be washing your hands too
if you'd done what he's done.

All right, let's go.
Next stop, four hours.

Our people
will meet you in Miami
and oversee the transfer.

It's time.

My daughter
lives in this city.

It's time, sir.

[ Buzzer Buzzes ]

And Ayoub?
Yes, it is.

No one on the plane
after us?
That's correct.

Sky marshals in place?

That's correct.
All right, let's go.

I'd like to
see my daughter.

Ayoub! Ayoub!

[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

- [ Groaning ]
- Back in the room!
Back in the room!

Send the plane.
Let the plane go.
Get him back in the room.

Go. Go.
[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]

Not clear!
Not clear!

Well, I scrubbed it
as this airport is compromised.

So is the flight.
So is the arrival airport
and time.

I'll hold.
It's his daughter.

Is that right?
Is that your daughter?

What is that?
What does that say?
Who reads that?

No, no, no.
Dream on.

Yes.

Military transport,
as my unit suggested
in the first instance.

No.
Sir, we are secure here.

I suggest contact his embassy.
You arrange new transport,
this field, by military carrier.

Standing by.

You know how to screw up
a one-car funeral? Huh?
You make it a joint operation.

So who the hell are you?

I--
I've broken no law.

Who are you?

I brought him a message
from his daughter.

And how did you know
we would be here?
I've broken no law.

That's true.
But you got unlucky.

How did you know
we would be here?

She worked it out.
What does this say?

"I love you. I miss you.
I long to see you
one last time."

Where is she?

She longs to see him
one last time. Where is she?
I'll make it happen.

She's in the airport.

All right.
Did you have
a good time?

Yeah, I did.

Good.

Aren't you in Special Forces
or something?

I'm a clerk.
Mm-hmm.

But didn't they ever teach you
that you gotta
take the initiative?

[ Moans ]

Well, I must say--

Annie! Annie!

Sir?
I miss you.

- I got no quarrels
with you, man. Annie!
- Billy!

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

Now run!

- You pay him?
- [ Both Laughing ]

Thank you
for a lovely evening.

Oh, but uh-uh.

Why not?

Trouble follows you!
Trouble follows me?

- Uh-huh. That's right.
- Hmm.

[ Laughs ]

Roger that.

Rest of the cavalry
in 10 to 15!

There you are.
[ Gunfire, Explosions Continue ]

Hey, Soldier.
How you doing?

- I'm all shot up.
- You're gonna pull through!

- They're on their way.
You heard that.
- Could you do something for me?

Well, you bet.

Would you write to my mother?

What do you want me
to say to your mom?

Tell her I'm with you.
She won't believe it.

[ Laughing ]

- Do you know my songs?
- Yeah.

I know all your songs.

Well, which one's your favorite?

* Babe, baby, baby

- [ Laughs ]
- That's my favorite, too.

You want me to sing
a little for you?

[ Gunfire,
Explosions Continue ]

- He's sleeping?
- He's dead.

We got some help!

Over here!
303rd M.P.'s!

Three of us and the girl,
one of yours!

Come on, now.
Come on, miss.

Let's move!
[ Soldiers Shouting ]

Come on now, miss.
Gotta make a move.

[ Mack ]
Guy coming in!

[ Soldier ]
Marker six!

He's dead.

Let's go.
Let's make a move!

Miss Lee?
Come in.

The young fella...
got killed.

Yes.

He was running to his truck.

Yes.
Why?

- He went back for ammunition.
- [ Scoffs ]

Your man.
Yes.

- Ran out to get him.
- Yes.

Why?

Go ahead and drink
if you have to.

I was gonna say
it won't kill you,
but it will kill you.

It just takes its time.

[ Coughing ]

Top.

Hey. D.F.I. Troop's full of
healthy anticipation waiting
for our friend to sing.

Post which immediate evac by
helo to Baghdad and then to the
world, not sparing the horses.

- Security by other troops
and we are stood down.
- Lila!

She's in back.
I'm not sure
if she'll sing.

And if not,
I'd like to pack her up
and get her out right now.

- I'll ask her.
I'll ask her for you.
- [ Scoffs ]

Look, Sergeant said
he's gonna ask her.

[ Jonas ]
They're hoping
you'll sing 'em a song.

They expect me to sing?
That's right.

After what just happened?
You wanted to come and sing.

Information on the soldier.
You said you'd write him
a letter.

Thank you.

- I'll go out there and sing.
- That's right.

- Do you believe
people can change?
- No.

You don't believe
that people can change?

Nope.
Seen it though.

How did you know your father
would be here?
Where else would he be?

Explain it
to my satisfaction.

Is my father here?
Just break it down.

I want to see my father.
You help me,
I'll help you.

I don't believe you.
Well, you don't help me, I don't
help you. You can believe that.

- You needed to take him
on a commercial flight.
- And why is that?

To show that he is
not a military prisoner,
which he is.

He--
To show your hands
are clean.

He is a civilian prisoner
of the Federal Department
of Prisons,

which is remanding him
to the government
of your country for trial.

He is going to be
executed tomorrow.

Things are rough all over.

She's alone.
Airport's clean.

Who's your friend?

Fella with the photograph?

He is my husband.

- Close that door.
What are you doing?
- Papa!

Nali! Nali!
Wait. Just wait.

- For God's sake,
give 'em a minute.
- Why?

- Out of human decency?
- Try again.

- What does it cost ya?
- What do I gain from it?
Take her away.

Wait! What do you
gain from it?
That's right.

Do you have a family?
I can't remember.

You gain that, all rhetoric
aside, all bull aside,

everything he's done aside,
he's still a human being.

You got a woman
on your team?
That's right.

Throw a wand on her.
Search her to the skin.

She's got one minute,
all of us in the room.

- So.
- [ Annie ] So?

Yes.

- Are my actions fodder for
some round table discussion?
- Theoretically, yes.

- Because?
- Well, here's why.

The guy is nuts about you.

It seems you
like him so, too, and--

And we, our unit--

- The Logistical Studies Unit.
- That's right.

Have--

We have--
We have certain requirements.

I understand.

Which do not weigh so heavily
on the married folks.

All right.

But which impose
certain restrictions
on the unmarried.

As to
what they can tell whom.
Good for you.

- Hector.
- Hector...

is a gem beyond price.

He is smitten with you.

Where this might go,
of course you can say,
and Lord, you make me feel old.

And you are in butterfly stage
of your development...

and perhaps flit
from flower to flower, but--

But--
if you are looking...

or foresee at some point
you might be looking
for a good man--

- Whatever the commitment is.
- I'm honored you think me
worthy of him.

Then take a look
at Hector Williams.

I'll give him one weekend.

* Now, what can I say

* What did I do

* Was there something
you thought *

* I was withholding
from you *

* Help me to see

* Explain it to me

* Oh, baby
please come home again *

* Now, I've heard that men
crave adventure *

* So I'll tell you
what I have arranged *

* If you left
'cause you needed *

* A different girl

* Come home and you'll find
that I've changed *

* Oh, my latchstring
is out of the old front door *

* And the staircase
still creaks *

* Like it used to before

* Old candlewick spread

* So fine on the bed

* Oh, baby, please
come home again *

* It's the same old key

* 'Neath the welcome mat

* And an empty hook

* For your traveling hat

* I watch and I pray

* That you'll know
the way *

* Oh, baby
please come home again *

* I watch and I pray

* That you'll know the way

* Oh, baby, please

* Come home again *

[ Soldiers Cheering,
Applauding ]

And my dearest wish is that
you all make it home safe too.
God bless you.

[ Jonas ]
What?

They took my poetry book!

- What?
- My poetry book!

"Sheffield Steel!"
I was writing a poem!

Poetry's
for sissies!

What?
He said poetry's
for sissies!

Did you miss
grade school, boy?
What?

[ Laughs ]
He said, did you miss
grade school?

No, I went!
I didn't pay attention!

[ Together ]
That's why you ended up
in the army!

[ Laughing ]

[ Sobbing ]

We have an inbound flight
touchdown in 10.

[ Sobbing Continues ]

[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
No. English only.

Papa?

I want to--

I want to say--
Shh.

It's okay.

Yes.
That's affirmative.
Gotta go.

- You'll hold her?
- Yeah, we'll hold her.

Good-bye.
[ Foreign Language ]

[ Sobbing Continues ]

Keep the door open.

All right, let's go.
Baggage area to air-side.

Van to the runway.
Put a vest on.

You did the right thing.

Put the vest on him.
Let's get him out of here.

Where's her scarf?

Where is her purple scarf?

Oh, God.

We need an ambulance!
We need a medic right now!
He's dead.

We need a defibrillator!
He's dead.

Well, she just
killed her father.

She just poisoned
her father.

No, don't you touch him.
I gotta make some calls.

[ Officer On Headset,
Indistinct ]

- You could use
a shave, soldier.
- I just got in.

- What happened to "No excuses"?
Didn't they teach you that?
- No excuse, sir.

You're reporting
a dead war criminal...

five hours
from a happy extradition,

dead on your hands
in an American airport?

- Sir, that is correct.
- We did a piss-poor job
of protecting him.

As instructed.

We couldn't have
let him go home.
No, sir.

We're clean?
Yes, sir.

You're sure?
Yes, sir.

Well done.

Though I-- I practically
had to drag that girl
into the safe room.

Dismissed.

- Sir?
- All right.

That M.P.
Yes?

He has a daughter too.
Yes?

It's gonna cost him his career.

There's a war on.

Top, check this out.

My new song was
very much influenced...

by my experiences in Iraq
three months ago.

That's right.
You went to Iraq
to entertain the troops.

That's right, Nigel.
Why?

Why? You know, my daddy
died in Desert Storm.

Come on. That's a lie.
Your daddy's a 60-year-old drunk
in Boca Raton.

That's true?
That's the gospel, baby.

You know, I sat with him.
I don't know if you know this,
but I was involved in-- in--

In combat?
That's right.

[ Jonas ]
I don't know how
they get away with this.

I thought
she was, you know,
under house arrest.

I think she's been
in every rehab--
Why are you so upset?

Wait.
Shh-shh-shh.
** [ Guitar ]

* They say
love will find a way *

* But I'll tell you what
at the end of the day *

* Maybe love
ain't even real *

* But I believe

* In Sheffield Steel

* Sheffield steel

Hello, hello. Kim Brown's
famous baked tuna surprise.
Shh-shh-shh!

* More than I

* Could say for you

* You've touched my heart

* And you made me feel

* Your knife forged out
of Sheffield Steel *

* The eyes can pierce

That's a great song.
Oh, you're kidding me.

What's wrong with you?
That's right up your alley.

- He doesn't like the song?
- You don't like the song?

Great song.
I wish I wrote it.

* But I missed the knife

* That you put
deep inside me *

Well?
You betcha.

If we sprinkled rice
on our hair,
I'd even feel married.

Oh, you're scared.

Oh, good.
No, we do not
have to get married.

But we should get
comfortable.

Come here.
I'll break the ice.

** [ Continues ]

Mmm.
There you go.

It's just like
falling off a log.

Annie, I'll--
Go get some ice.

We're gonna see how many
uses we can put it to.

When you get back,
I'll give you
a big surprise.

Hmm.
You know what?

What?
You're all right.

You're all right, too.

Hurry up!

* They say I don't know
if a broken heart can heal *

* But not a heart
made of Sheffield Steel *

Tom.

* Sheffield Steel
Tom.

* Tempered and true

* More than I

* I could say for you

* You've touched my heart

* And you made me feel

* Your knife forged out
of Sheffield Steel **