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[instrumental music]
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[humming]
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Hey, boys, somebody
just left me three tickets
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for tonight's hockey game.
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- You wanna go?
- Nah, pop.
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You know brothers
don't go to no hockey
game.
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Why not?
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Let me put to you like this.
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A bunch of drunk
white dude with
sticks..
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...swingin' at a black puck.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh.
- No, thank you.
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What about you, Marlon?
You wanna go?
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Uh, sorry, vomit shirt.
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Can't make it,
I got a acting seminar
tonight.
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What seminar?
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It's for the, uh..
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...Infinite Fellowship
Institute.
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Oh, yeah, Shawn, you have one of
their donation cans around here.
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- Oh, yeah.
- No, no, no.
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This can is for
the United Negro Fund. Whoo!
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Hey! Hey, man,
what are you
doing?
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What? I'm a Negro.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, Dee, check out
the pamphlet.
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Oh, "Join us for
a five part
program
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that guarantees to bring
out
your best performance."
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- 'Oh.'
- Ohh, best performance?
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Ooh! I remember
my best performance.
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Christmas of '82.
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Me and your mama...
48 times in one night.
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Bang bang bang!
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Bang bang bang
bang bang bang!
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Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, Pop stop!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey.
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I think I remember that year.
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Yeah, that was the Christmas
the whole house
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smelled like smoked salmon.
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(Dee)
Oh.
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Nasty, man.
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And Pop, I'm talking about
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acting, alright?
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Well after the 37th time
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I was doing
a little acting myself.
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Bang bang bang..
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I'm just ready
to prove y'all
here
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that I can be a serious actor.
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Marlon, can I give you
some advice?
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Stick to what you know, okay?
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You don't see Pop giving
fashion tips.
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Hey, look here,
it'd just be nice to
get
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a little bit of support
from my family, alright?
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Well, son, we don't
want you get bamboozled.
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Bamboozled?
I don't even
drink!
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Hey, hey, no, he means
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he doesn't want anybody
to take advantage of
you.
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Take advantage of me?
Who told you that?
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Leroy and 'em?
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Nah, see, that was
a camping trip.
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They put something
in my milk, Dee.
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D-don't tell..
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- Keep that story.
- Excuse me.
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Ain't nobody gonna take
advantage of me.
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Uh, sir, can I have
change for this 20?
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Oh, sure.
How would you like that?
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Oh, three tens and a five.
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Three tens and a five.
There you go, brother.
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- Thanks, homie.
- Alright.
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- Three tens and a five. Hey!
- Hey, man. come back here!
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite.'
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[instrumental music]
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Focus.
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Focus. Focus.
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How can we not focus
with them big ass
words
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written on the board?
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When we learn
to focus our brain waves
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we get in touch
with our auras.
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Aura what?
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We learn to focus.
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We learn to be in touch
with our inner selves.
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Wait, wait, wait,
hold on a second.
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How all this is
gonna help my acting?
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Well, what's your
biggest problem as an actor?
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All the ladies trying to rip
my clothes off and see my
loins.
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We can't help you if you're
not going to tell the truth.
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I just have a hard times
remembering my lines.
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Ah-ha, this is a common problem
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for many thespians.
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And straight people too.
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Let's not disseminate over here.
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See here.
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Read Joseph, the
Butlers
lines to yourself.
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Cool.
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Now, close the script.
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Recite from memory
what you've read.
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Page 1.
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Go ahead.
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That's it. Page 1.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Read the lines again.
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'This time..'
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...focus...on the words.
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'Become one with...the page.'
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'Picture yourself saying this.'
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Focus on the words.
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'Control your breathing.'
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[inhale and exhales]
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Now, close the script.
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Recite Joseph,
the Butlers lines.
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I didn't mean
to kill Miss Willis.
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I didn't mean
to kill Miss Willis.
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I swear, I didn't kill
Miss Willis.
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It wasn't me.
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I worked for that woman
for 25 years.
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Yes.
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She hired me
when no one else would.
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- Right.
- Not even Ms. Daisy to hire
me.
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No.
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- She was good to me.
- Oh.
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She only beat me
four times a day.
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Ohh.
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I picked..
I picked the corn..
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...I picked the cotton
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and I picked
the toe jam outta her feet.
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She even got me first class
tickets on the Amistad boat.
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I'm innocent..
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[applause]
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[instrumental music]
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Peace and blessings to you
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and the tacky one.
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Yo, what's going on?
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Oh, nothing. Just cleaned up
a little bit.
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Cleaned and waxed the floors
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and then I vacuumed.
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I don't know
if the folk up North
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done told you this but..
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...we is free now.
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Yeah, son, what's
with
all the cleaning?
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You trying to cover
up
something?
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No, Mrs. Bliss just said
that a cluttered home
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leads to a cluttered mind.
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I don't think you happen
to think to worry about
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your mind being cluttered, son.
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There's a lot of
space
up there.
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[microwave dings]
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Hey, boy, I hope you ain't
drying your drawers
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in the microwave again.
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Nope, I made you guys dinner.
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(Pops)
Hey. Alright, well.
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Here you go.
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- What's in it?
- What's in it, son?
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Oh, just some long grain rice.
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Some cracked wheat
and some tofu.
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Hm-mm.
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[munching]
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Mmm.
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Not bad. Tastes like chicken.
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When did you
start
eating healthy?
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Well, ever since Mrs. Bliss said
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"Your mind and your body
is your temple.
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And you are what you eat."
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Yeah? If that's the case,
then you're a six foot
booger.
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Sick in here, y'all!
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Ha ha ha.
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I'm telling you right now,
you can laugh all you want
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but I learned more
last week in that seminar
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than I did in all six
of my years at high school.
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Well, son, this seminar
has seemed to help you
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getting your life in order.
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You're cooking,
you're
cleaning..
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I wanna sign your mama up.
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Pop, do you know
Mrs. Bliss said that
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I'm the best dramatic actor
in the class?
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Oh, Marlon, those people
would tell you anything
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to get your loot,
they're like preachers.
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Don't listen to your brother.
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You're a good actor.
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Now, loan me $5. He he he.
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Hey, yo, Pop,
have you heard from Marlon?
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He was supposed to be back
last night.
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No, what's the matter, son.
You worried?
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Yeah, man.
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The last time he was
missing,
we found him dehydrated
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in the 25 cent movie booth.
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Well, I wouldn't worry, son.
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The seminar has done nothing
but good for him.
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- 'Mm-hm.'
- He's more responsible
lately.
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- 'I don't know, Pop.'
- 'Yeah.'
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I got a parcel
for S.
Williams.
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Hey, ain't that Webster?
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No, Pop, that's Gary Coleman.
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And watch what you call him.
You
might get punched in your eye.
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Punch me in my eye?
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I'll put him on my knee and
give
him a different stroke.
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Shh. Hey, hey.
What's up, Garry, man?
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Hey, what are you doing
delivering packages, man?
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Hey, brothers
got to pay the bills.
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Oh, I hear that.
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Hey, besides I'm just
doing
this till my agent
calls.
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- 'Oh'
- 'Ohh.'
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- Oh, is that your agent?
- No, that's my other job.
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I'm the bouncer
at the daycare
camp.
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- Whoa!
- Here's your package.
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- Whoa!
- Sign here.
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Alright, bro.
Do your thing, man.
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- You're doing alright.
- Alright, thank you.
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- Alright, man.
- Yeah.
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- Take care man. Peace.
- See you.
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Alright.
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Yo, I hope this is that, uh
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"When Animals Attack"
video, man.
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I can't wait to see
that white dude
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get stomped by them Elks.
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[giggling]
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Alright. Alright. Okay.
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- Okay, let's see. Alright.
- Yeah.
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Peace and blessings.
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I'm the actor formerly
known as Marlon.
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But now, I go by the name of..
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...Ecstasy.
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What?
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That's right,
you heard me, Ecstasy.
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I won't be returning to your
greedy and selfish ways of
life.
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For I have found peace,
tranquility and lots of
pudding
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here with my new family.
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A family that believes in me.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Goodness is gracious,
oh big, brown breasted one.
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I'm at 51 North Bingham Drive.
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It's secret location,
so please don't try to find
me.
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I will be here until
the comet comes to pick us up.
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Can I blink now?
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Hey, Marlon's acting
has gotten better.
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He must be up
for a part on Star Trek.
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No, Pop, Marlon
just joined a cult.
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[instrumental music]
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Man, this is all my fault.
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I mean, all
because
I didn't believe I
him
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he joined a cult.
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Don't blame yourself, son.
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Yeah, but I called him
stupid,
pop, and I laughed at him.
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Well, maybe it is your fault.
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Let's call the cops
and get him out of there.
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Well, the police can't do
anything unless
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they are forcing him
to stay there against his
will.
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Well, I tell you one thing,
I saw this movie about
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a cop one time with Pam Weir.
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00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:08,133
Man, she had a honey blonde
afro wig on about that big.
256
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,166
Uh-huh.
257
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,300
And she had a jacket on,
she tore it off
258
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,283
and she started dancing,
grabbed her brassiere
259
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,330
threw it into the woods
and she was..
260
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,330
[babbling]
261
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,316
- You finished?
- 'Yeah.'
262
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,660
What's the point?
263
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,133
The point is, as long as
he stays in there
264
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,333
the harder it is
to bring him out of there.
265
00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:37,116
- 'Mm.'
- I'm going to get my
brother.
266
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:39,330
Oh, and I'm gonna go with you.
Come on, Dee.
267
00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,350
Let's go kick some cult ass.
268
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:42,366
[sitar music]
269
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:46,200
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
270
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:49,233
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa..
271
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:54,133
It is now time to collect
the sacred offerings.
272
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:58,200
Ah, the keys to your Lexus.
Good choice, brother.
273
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:02,830
Oh, what have we..
A Rolex, lovely.
274
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:09,216
And what does our newest member
have to offer?
275
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:13,000
Sister, I already gave you
all my worldly possessions.
276
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,333
I gave you my paycheck,
my booty magazines
277
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:18,830
and my Scooby Doo lunch box.
278
00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:20,500
Can I have my
Shaggy thermos back?
279
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,330
- No.
- Zoinks.
280
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,316
What's that on your finger,
chief?
281
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,660
Oh, uh, this is given to me by
282
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,383
my great, great,
great
grand father.
283
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,150
Oh.
284
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,200
Yes, it seems a bit flawed
but...it will do nicely.
285
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:37,266
- Resume your prayers.
- Yes, yes, sister.
286
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:42,830
Come, come, children, it's
time
to detail the sacred Lexus.
287
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,366
Look, I can't believe
they're praying to a dead dog.
288
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,330
I can't believe he gave away
our family heirloom.
289
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,266
I should've never sold
it to him.
290
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,660
[whispering
]
Marlon.
291
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,233
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
292
00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:57,660
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
293
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,250
Ecstasy.
294
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,116
Mama say something?
295
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,283
He thinks the stuffed dog
296
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,250
with orange turban
just spoke to him.
297
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,316
That gives me an idea.
298
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,000
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
299
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,166
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
300
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,316
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
301
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,350
'Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.'
302
00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,316
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,ma ma coo sa.
303
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,150
-Ma ma se, ma ma sa--
- Ecstasy.
304
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,500
Stand up, my child.
305
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,160
Yes, mama.
306
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,183
Am I the chosen one?
307
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:29,100
Yes.
308
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,160
- Am I the golden child?
- 'Yes.'
309
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,116
Am I the leader of the divine--
310
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,283
- Oh, shut up, stupid.
- Yes, mama.
311
00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:36,166
- Listen to what I'm saying.
- Yes, mama.
312
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,250
It is time to go,
young grasshopper.
313
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:43,333
You mean, the comet
has come to take us away?
314
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,316
Yes. We double parked outside.
315
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,283
Now, let's go before the cops
put a boot on it.
316
00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:49,200
Wait, mama, I gotta go
get my black baggies.
317
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:51,116
No, no, no,
there's no time for that.
318
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,830
- Enough!
- Ohh!
319
00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:56,166
Remove these disbelievers!
320
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,116
We ain't going anywhere
without Marlon.
321
00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,133
My name is not Marlon.
322
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,500
It's Ecstasy,
and I'm not going
anywhere.
323
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:03,183
That's right.
324
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,116
Fool, your name is Marlon
just like that
325
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,233
ugly Jackson boy
that nobody remembers.
326
00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:09,660
Don't make me take off my rope!
327
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,000
No, no, no, wait, Pop.
Chill, man.
328
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,133
Remember you ain't got
no drawers on.
329
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,166
- Oh, I don't care.
- Sir.
330
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,116
Violence is not the answer.
331
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,330
- I'll tear your behind up
too.
- Oh.
332
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,266
You must go through me first.
333
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,366
What is it about white girls
334
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,160
that make brothers
lose their mind?
335
00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:26,383
Marlon, how did
they
get you like this?
336
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,216
Did they use drugs?
337
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,100
Oh, no.
338
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,183
You got my son on the pipe?
339
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,183
Didn't you look
at the commercial,
son?
340
00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:35,183
Just say no.
341
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:37,166
We don't use drugs, sir..
342
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,000
...or alcohol.
343
00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:43,200
I'll have you to know,
young lady, I have..
344
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,383
...rum-flavored tic-tacs
in my mouth.
345
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,183
Well, be that as it may
346
00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:52,500
Brother Ecstasy is free
to leave whenever he likes.
347
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,300
Well, he wants to go now.
348
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,250
- Come on.
- No, I don't.
349
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,233
Marlon, don't make me pull
you
by this little bang.
350
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,500
- Now, come on.
- I said, I do not wanna go.
351
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,830
- Ah.
- I know what's best for me.
352
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:06,000
Hey, you said the same
thing
when you tried to use
353
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,330
Vicks VapoRub as a lubricant.
354
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,383
Oh, it gave me
such a fresh tingly sensation.
355
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,116
It was like
a York Peppermint Pattie.
356
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:17,233
Now, if I prove to you all
357
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,660
that this place
is good for my
mind
358
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,316
body and soul..
359
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,660
...will you then leave?
360
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,350
And how do you plan
on doing that?
361
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,160
A test.
362
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,200
Me, against the three of you.
363
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,383
Perfect.
364
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,366
Hey, there's nothing that
you could do that we can't.
365
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,333
A test? Get the pencils and
papers out, brother. Let's
go.
366
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:41,300
The first test
is of physical
tolerance.
367
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,100
You must walk across
these hot coals.
368
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,200
Are you crazy?
369
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,366
These shoes cost me $7, each.
370
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,160
This test is done
without your
shoes.
371
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,000
Well, that's, that's better.
372
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,233
- Yeah.
- I think.
373
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,133
Brother Ecstasy,
would you like to go
first?
374
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,216
Yes, Sister Bliss.
375
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,250
Marlon, stop!
376
00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,160
- You're gonna get hurt.
- No, he won't, Dee.
377
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,830
I've seen the special
on National Geographic
once.
378
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,116
They had a bunch
of naked bush women doing
it.
379
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,300
Do they burn their feet?
380
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,830
I wasn't looking at their feet.
381
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,333
Brother Ecstasy, are you ready?
382
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,116
Yes, mistress, I am.
383
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,233
[Dee gasping]
384
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,160
You're right.
Those must be fake coal.
385
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,300
[cheering and applause]
386
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,366
Now, which one of you three
is brave enough to attempt
this?
387
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,333
Phew. If that fool can do it.
388
00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:03,300
- I know, I can do it..
- Yeah, good, Pop.
389
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,383
Give me the shoe.
Give me the shoe.
390
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,266
I don't want anybody
stealing my shoes.
391
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,366
Go on! You can do
it.
Go on! Go on!
392
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,283
This ain't nothin'.
393
00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:12,366
Oh, for heaven sake..
394
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,266
Just say "Go".
395
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,250
- Say, "Go."
- Go!
396
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:20,830
You want some hot coal?
I've got nails in my feet.
397
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:21,200
I use to barbe..
I've been barbecuing
398
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,250
for the last 50 years.
399
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,830
I know about some hot coals.
400
00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:27,116
[Indian classical music]
401
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,316
Somebody smell popcorn?
402
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,660
[babbling]
403
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,183
(Shawn)
'You can make it, Pop. Come
on.'
404
00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:37,500
[screaming]
405
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,150
- Get away from me!
- Ahh!
406
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:44,100
Yo, man, why is your
toe nail shaped so
weird?
407
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,283
It look like five
Christmas lights.
408
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,383
The next test
is of mental
dexterity.
409
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,366
Mental dexterity?
410
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,100
Speak English.
411
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:56,330
Uh, I think I'm gonna
take this test, pop.
412
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,116
What's up?
413
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,350
You must find the square root
414
00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:00,830
of this number.
415
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,283
First one to get the
correct
answer wins. Ready? Go!
416
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,830
No problem, uh..
417
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,116
Nine times two carry..
418
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,200
- I'm finished, mistress.
- Brilliant!
419
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,216
[applause]
420
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,133
I was, I was gonna
put the same thing
421
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,133
but my-my chalk ran out of ink.
422
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,333
Are you ready to give up?
423
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,660
No, as a matter of fact,
I'm not.
424
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,366
I got my own little test.
425
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,500
Watch this, Pop.
426
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,150
Let's fight.
427
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:26,830
Come on. What's up?
428
00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:27,200
- What's up?
- I'm sorry.
429
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,200
We do not
practice
fighting here.
430
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,116
Only peace and tranquility.
431
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:35,133
[chuckles]
Sounds like a little
biyatch move to me.
432
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:38,000
Hoo!
433
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,266
Mistress...may I?
434
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,330
Well, just this once.
435
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,183
Kick his ass!
436
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:45,333
Come on, you gay milk dud,
what's up?
437
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,100
What's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
438
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,283
- Whoo..
- Whoo! Oh, whoo.
439
00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:51,183
- Whoo-o-o!
- I'll go Billy Blanks?
440
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,183
[screaming]
441
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,100
Hyah, hyah, hyah!
Hyah-hyah!
442
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,316
[screaming]
443
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,350
Never mind, Dee.
444
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:09,233
I ain't never messing
with that angry eggplant.
445
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,250
You go ahead. Your turn.
446
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,500
What am I suppose to do?
447
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,150
I hope it's a
pie
eating
contest.
448
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,350
The final test is of agility.
449
00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:21,150
- Damn.
- Yeah.
450
00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:24,233
You must demonstrate
the divine position.
451
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,283
Now, what's that?
452
00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:26,383
This.
453
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,183
Oh.
454
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,216
If I could do that
I'd never leave the house.
455
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:39,183
[applause]
456
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:45,660
Looks like Brother Ecstasy
wins again.
457
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,216
Now that I've proven to you
that I do belong here..
458
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,283
Can you three please leave?
459
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,830
Thank you.
460
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,133
I'm really
gonna miss you, Marlon.
461
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,350
I mean, Ecstasy.
462
00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,500
Peace and blessings.
463
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,383
Peace and blessings
to you and yours.
464
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,316
Peace and blessings.
465
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,383
I'm gonna miss you too, son.
466
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,266
You call home,
but not too late, okay?
467
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,300
Yes, sir. Peace and blessings
to you and your white shoes.
468
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:16,233
May you get Griffin polish
so they always shine
brightly.
469
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,660
Peace and blessings, yes.
470
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,100
Peace and blessings, yes.
471
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,316
Well, kid, I guess
this is your new home now.
472
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,660
Yes, that's right.
473
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,150
Hey, look, man..
474
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,250
...I just wanna
let you know, it's not that
475
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:30,183
I didn't believe in you,
it's just..
476
00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:32,660
...I just didn't want you
to stop being my funny
477
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,116
little brother, that's all.
478
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,383
I know.
479
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,100
Peace and blessings
to you and your
goatee.
480
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,316
Yes.
481
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,330
[bell dings]
482
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,500
Hey, lunch time.
483
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,300
- Let's eat.
- No, no.
484
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,233
That's time for prayer.
485
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,333
Come on, let's go, y'all.
486
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,100
This is, this is
his new family now.
487
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,183
Yeah.
488
00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:55,316
I guess we'll see you
on holidays huh, Marlon?
489
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,266
Well, actually
490
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,660
once he becomes a divine deacon
491
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,830
there is not
interaction
with outsiders.
492
00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:05,160
Sister Bliss,
not even on holidays?
493
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,183
Oh, we don't
believe
in holidays.
494
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:11,266
No Christmas. No
Thanksgiving.
No birthdays.
495
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,133
What about Vale-Valentine's day?
496
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:17,330
Oh, there will be no
need
for physical love
497
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,333
once your ceremonial
castration takes
place.
498
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,166
Castration?
Wait, wait, wait hold on.
499
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,116
First, you take my ring,
now you're gonna try
500
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,216
to take my jewels?
Oh, hell, no, man.
501
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,830
Give my damn ring back.
I'm outta here.
502
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:32,150
I'm sorry, all donations
are non-refundable.
503
00:21:33,316 --> 00:21:35,350
Hey, look, you freaks!
The comet's here.
504
00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:38,133
- The comet!
- The comet. I got shotgun.
505
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,383
- I have shotgun..
- Not you, stupid.
506
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,160
Get your ring back. Go, get
your
ring. Yeah, get the ring.
507
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,266
- Get the ring.
- Let's go, let's go.
508
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,216
- Get the ring. Get the
ring.
- 'Let's go. Let's go.'
509
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,830
'Get the dog.
Ah, get the dog. Get the
dog.'
510
00:21:50,116 --> 00:21:52,100
[instrumental music]
511
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,316
[panting]
512
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,283
(Shawn)
'Come on, Pop, hurry up.'
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