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This is Selma's room. Go out.
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But bro, honestly,
can we bowl ladies in here?
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- No, we must not. Came.
-Good, in your room.
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-Come on.
- Aren't they on a cabin trip?
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Now get out.
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-Relax now.
- Yes, I relax completely.
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No one will discover it.
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No one is going in here with you.
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-Hold that up!
-Not that fart for my baby shower.
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-What happens? Come on.
- Nothing happens here. We're going down.
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Stop, Sebastian. You're wearing shoes.
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You're going to be a father!
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-Sebastian!
-Sebastian!
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-Can we smoke here?
- No!
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We can just open the door.
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-Does anyone have a lighter?
- Outside, where we have to smoke.
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Let's smoke outside!
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-Can we...
-I love you.
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-Is she really that beautiful?
- The most delicious MILF in all of Norway.
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-Can we see the picture? I beg you.
- No... That's enough now.
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- She is beautiful.
-Hold mund.
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What happened to you?
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You inherited it from your father.
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Don't swipe her no!
She is so delicious.
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-What?
-How cute do you think you are?
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So say yes.
I had done that immediately.
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Of course,
because you have no standard, bro.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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- Say "sorry".
-Pardon.
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Your girl is so cute.
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-I'll smash you.
-Relax.
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Haven't had anything for a long time?
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"It's a boy."
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Shut up.
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Wipe that smile off.
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Now your mother will come soon.
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Oh, Maren.
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So what?
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- Then pull her ashore.
- Invite her here.
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Watch and learn.
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- Her.
-As if you dare to send.
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Then you might as well
send a crazy picture.
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It is so small.
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Do you want to say something?
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-Do you want to see?
-Yes please.
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I want to escape.
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You can feel.
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Now leave the dick.
Go in and look at your matches.
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-Smell.
-EW!
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-To his pussy?
-Go into your matches.
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-Wait. Back. Who was it?
-Who?
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Was it Selma? Go back up a bit.
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Yes, we matched last.
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-Hold that up.
- Elin's half-sister?
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-Yes.
-She is so beautiful.
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Hold that up.
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Look here, boys.
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-Don't write to her.
-Why not?
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No, it's embarrassing.
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The matches yes.
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She wants to.
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But drop it now.
It just gets so awkward.
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For whom? She is there.
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It gets so awkward.
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Have you matched with others?
We can look at...
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- We might know someone else.
-Seriously?
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Did you have a threesome?
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Keep in the family.
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Do you want to have sex with
your boyfriend's half sister?
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-Of course not.
-You are a pig.
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Come here.
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Bid dig fast!
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Come on. Let me show you something.
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-Oh boy. Everyone with.
-Where are you going now?
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Put it on.
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Stop now. Milad,
you destroy it. Clean me up!
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- We send a picture to Selma.
- Her.
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"Kiss. Elin's not home!"
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Hold that up.
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What are you doing?
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Take me!
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- Don't say anything to Elin.
-What the hell are you doing?
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You must stop now.
Stop, stop, stop!
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-Hold op, okay?
- Relax a little.
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It's enough.
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Yes, yes. I'm only...
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You can't beat her
in bed. You have to...
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You have to drive a bit.
Take her on the desk.
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I knew it! You are so turned on.
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-Such!
-Yes!
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Hold that up.
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-Pis.
-Well. Out, everybody.
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-It was an accident.
-Yes, but out.
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- I can buy a new one, August.
-You are so damn ugly.
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-Go out.
- I am writing to her.
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No, drop it.
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Go out.
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-Are you kidding?
- The cell phone.
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-When you go.
-Give it to me.
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-No, when you leave.
- When I get it, I go out.
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Yes here. Fine. So screw up.
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-You ruined the weekend.
-Yes.
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- I'm just polishing your halo.
-Do not touch me!
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Pussy.
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The one who plays
for Real Madrid. Vinícius.
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What are you laughing at?
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-Vinícius?
-Yes.
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-Have you had a stroke?
- Do you want to have a stroke?
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-Do you want to hit me?
-Yes.
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- You are resilient.
-Yes, I am.
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-Oh boy. You get trained.
-And and.
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-Have you eaten protein powder?
-Of course.
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Don't you have?
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You know that doesn't help?
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- Do you know it helps?
- It doesn't.
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- Good comeback.
- It does, bro.
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No. I read
a scientific article.
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-Well then.
-Yes.
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It became a popular claim
in the early 00s.
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-Well.
-Yes.
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- But it helps, bro.
-It looks like it.
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Just look at you.
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Pis.
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- I have also believed that for a long time.
-Do you have it? Well.
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If you get your daily protein,
the powder becomes redundant.
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But I train so it works.
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-I can see that.
-Me too.
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Fool.
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You're making a fool of yourself.
The article was about-
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- that you have researched it
and believed it for a very long time.
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But new tests have arrived,
and that is some worse nonsense.
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-Is that rubbish?
-Yes, it is.
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Are you starting to cry more now?
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-I haven't cried.
-"I haven't cried."
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-Sky Pippin!
-Yes.
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Drive. Drive!
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Come now.
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Come here.
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-Yes.
-Not.
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And!
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And!
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Of!
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-Did it ring?
- It's probably Helene and Katrine.
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What? Why?
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"Hvorfor?"
Don't you want ladies here?
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You can't invite people without
to ask first.
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My girlfriend and her friend.
When are they not invited?
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- It's just about manners.
- Jesus. Drink a beer though.
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Nice to meet you girls.
How are you?
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-Cool.
-Nice.
151
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What was your name now? Catherine?
152
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-Yes it's true.
-Nice.
153
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What else do you do?
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-Wait... I guess.
-Okay.
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Yes. You study psychology.
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-How did you know?
- Well, you know.
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I'm a policeman after all.
So I've gotten pretty good at…
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-Have you checked?
-No no. I haven't checked.
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But I can do it.
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But it's fun
that you have held a baby shower for a man.
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- It is very modern.
-I totally agree.
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-Do you like modern men?
-According to whom?
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-Me.
- Well, you. Well.
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You must get ready, Gustav.
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-Is it time?
-Yes.
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-Cheers!
-So what?
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- You'll see.
-Okay.
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Hold that up.
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-Are you ready?
-Yes!
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Ready, set, go!
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You got him, Sebastian!
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He must be a father. What the hell?
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Hold that up.
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-Fem, fire...
- Sut min spade!
175
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...three, two, one!
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Disconnect.
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I let him win.
I can't spoil the party.
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I totally agree.
The judge takes it into account.
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Are you ready?
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And the winner is...
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...Sebastian!
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And!
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-Did you see that?
- Yes, it was so nice.
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Champ!
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- No, you know what...
-Relax now.
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I just don't want that shit anymore.
187
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Don't block him.
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- So it's not fun!
-Relax. What has he done?
189
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,799
-What the hell are you doing?
- The toilet door was locked.
190
00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:14,000
Yes. So you do this instead?
191
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- But now I'm pissed.
- Yes, pour it down the toilet.
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You fool. Immediately. Hello?
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- We cook here.
-Relax.
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It's disgusting.
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No, stop. Stop!
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Stop.
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You can't be here. Out.
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-Then go out.
- No, it's Selma's room.
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-Relax.
- Then listen. Go out!
200
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What's up with you and Selma?
Are you having sex with her?
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Damn it.
202
00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:00,320
Oh no!
203
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,039
-Pardon.
-What the hell are you doing?
204
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,279
What the hell? Is it piss?
Are you peeing on me?
205
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,519
- I tried to hit Milad...
-Why do you have to throw pee?
206
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,240
Because he...
He mustn't be mad at you like that.
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00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,480
Grams? What are you doing?
You pee on me!
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Not intentionally.
209
00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,559
Who the hell are you? Before hell.
210
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,799
What the hell are you doing?
Are you stupid in the head?
211
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,200
Why do you throw piss at people?
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- But I thought that...
-What did you think, August? What?
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-I do not know.
- Her.
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- We were on.
- You could have said something.
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Do I have to tell you everything in the world?
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- Her.
- Her.
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- Are you starting to cry?
- Her.
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- She borrows it.
-Yes.
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You idiot.
220
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-Pardon.
- Tell that to Katrine.
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Damn it.
222
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,360
It is nice. I just want to go to the bathroom.
223
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,960
-Yes. Maybe we should go?
-Yes.
224
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-Shall we go?
-Yes.
225
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,679
-Can we talk together?
-You can call me.
226
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- It wasn't my fault.
-I know. We slip.
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- Yes, but only...
-It is nice.
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-Shall we go?
- We're slipping away.
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-Fine.
-Well.
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-Thanks for tonight.
-Yes.
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- Well arranged.
-Yes.
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I love you. Suresen.
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Shall I help clean up?
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-Do you mind?
-Of course.
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Honestly, we can't
stay like this longer.
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I know.
237
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So.
238
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Do you have feelings for Selma?
239
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I have Elin.
240
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,879
But you can be in love
in two people at the same time.
241
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,840
Yes. I know. I am just...
242
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:09,039
I'm in love with someone
and it's Elin.
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If you say so.
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-Can you handle the rest?
-Yes.
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