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Ugh. Something
Smells nasty!
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What is that?
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It's a new sandwich spread
I've invented.
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It's called, "I can't
Believe it's not squid."
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Ugh.
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It should be called,
"I can't believe
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You're actually
Eating that mess."
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Hmph. Your loss,
More for me.
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You can have it.
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Hey, son.
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Have I got
Incredible news.
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What, halle berry
Returned my phone call?
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No. I'm talking about
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Something that could
Happen on this planet.
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Well, you know, tomorrow,
Your mother and I
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Are celebrating our
23rd wedding anniversary.
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Forget it, dad.
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I'm not chipping in
This time.
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No. No, no, no.
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This time I've made
Extra special plans.
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Cool. What'd you do?
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Well, first you have to swear
Not to say a word.
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Okay. I won't.
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And if you do,
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May your tongue swell up
To the size of a football
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And may all your hair
Fall out.
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Ooh. Come on, dad.
Not the hair.
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Well, I'm serious, son.
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I want this to be
A complete surprise.
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Okay. I swear
I won't tell mom.
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Now, it took some doing,
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But I actually scored
2 luxury box seats
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At the bears-packers
Game tomorrow
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At soldier field.
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Oh, hoo hoo!
You go, dad!
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Wait, wait.
There's more.
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During half-time...
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Yeah?
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I actually hired a blimp
To fly over the stadium
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With a message
That reads, get this,
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"Carl loves harriette."
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I like it.
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Mom is gonna flip
When she sees that blimp.
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Yep. That's what
I'm hoping.
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Now, remember,
Do not say a word.
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My lips are sealed.
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Mm-hmm, well, then
You don't need this.
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Hey, dad--
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Ed.
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Edward, edward, edward.
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I have the most
Fantastic news!
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What, halle berry
Returned my phone call?
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No. I'm talking about
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Something that could
Happen on this planet.
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Listen, honey.
I'm surprising your father
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With a wild
And romantic evening
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For our anniversary
Tomorrow night.
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Oh, really?
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I'm dying
To tell somebody.
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Want to know
What it is?
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No, but I'm sure
Dad would.
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Oh, honey, don't be silly.
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Then it wouldn't be
A secret.
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Oh, but, mom,
Secrets are bad.
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Besides,
Haven't you always--
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Edward...One peep
Out of you,
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And your grandkids
Will be grounded.
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Gotcha.
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Oh! Ooh!
Stefan, laura! Oh!
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I wish I were going
To italy with you.
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It's going to be
So much fun.
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Modeling can be
Such a grind.
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Yeah. Well, buying me
An expensive present
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Might make you
Feel better.
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And which designer
Would you like?
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There's armani, gucci,
Dolce e gabana.
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Yes, please.
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Now, what about you,
My pretty portabella,
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Any sweet plans
For the weekend?
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Just some
Fraternity party
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Max and I are going to.
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But don't worry.
We won't get too crazy.
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What's so funny?
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You...Getting crazy?
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What is that
Supposed to mean?
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Laura, you may be
A lot of things--
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Beautiful, kind, funny--
But crazy? Come on now.
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What are you
Talking about?
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When I let loose,
I can get pretty wild.
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Laura, your idea
Of getting wild at a party
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Is double-dipping
Your potato chips.
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Yeah? Well, I'm also
Taking this tape back
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To the video store,
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And I have no intention
Of rewinding it.
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Ooh! Stop the madness.
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I'll call you tomorrow
Morning from rome.
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I should just
Be getting back
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From the party by then.
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The party.
Ha ha.
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Gooo!
Gooo!
Gooo!
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Yeah!
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Be careful, laura.
I heard these parties
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Tend to get a little
Out of control.
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Well, I'm in good company.
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'cause I plan to get
A little wild myself tonight.
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Well, what's so funny?
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You, wild?
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I'm tired
Of everybody thinking
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I'm a goody-two-shoes.
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I'm gonna spread
My wings a little bit.
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Kick up my heels.
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Tear it up.
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You know why?
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'cause this girl's got
A little somethin' somethin'.
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Laura, you ain't got
Nothin' nothin'.
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Well, then watch out,
Miss thing,
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Because tonight I'm
Gonna get my swerve on.
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Hey, babes.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Yeah!
Whoo!
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Nice.
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Hey, girls.
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How about a game
Of quarters?
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Okay. How do you play?
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Easy. You just bounce
A quarter off the table
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Into a glass of beer.
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If you miss,
You gotta chug the mug.
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Yeeeeah.
Gooooo!
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Instead of beer,
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Can we play
With diet soda?
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I guess not, huh?
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Come on, girl.
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Let's check out
The party.
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Ooh, girl.
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That cute guy by the keg has
My name written all over him.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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I didn't see you.
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Can I have a beer,
Please?
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Here you go.
Here you go.
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Here you go.
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Oh, thanks, but can I
Have a diet soda?
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Sorry, gidget.
This is a fraternity,
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Not a malt shop.
No soda.
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Well, don't you have
Anything else besides beer?
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Let me check.
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No! We just got beer!
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Well, I don't drink beer.
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Come on.
What's the big deal?
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What is the big deal?
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Laura, you're actually
Gonna have a beer?
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What the heck.
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Girl! Do you realize
There's alcohol in that beer?
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Don't worry, girl.
I can handle it.
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Go, laura. Go, laura.
Go, laura. Go, laura.
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Laura! Girl,
The music stopped.
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Girl, tell that
To my booty.
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Whoo! Whew!
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All this dancing can make
A girl a little thirsty.
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Hey! I'm that girl.
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Whoo!
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Oh! Thank you, boys.
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Excuse me.
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Laura, if you're finished
Being a fly girl,
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I think we should leave.
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Please! This party is
Just getting started.
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Now, where's that
Buff quarter boy?
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hey, y'all.
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Excuse.
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Alrighty, gentlemen,
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Who has a quarter
For the lady?
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Thanks.
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Goooo!
Goooo!
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Laura winslow!
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Steve, thanks
For coming.
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Oh, my god!
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Why, she's--she's
Sucking suds.
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Yeah. She's pretty drunk
And out of control.
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* the roof,
The roof *
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* the roof
Is on fire *
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I gotta deal
With this right--
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* the roof is on fire *
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Okay, okay, okay, laura.
Say goodnight.
This party's over.
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I don't want to.
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Come on, laura.
Laura, come on.
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Stop being such a bunch
Of party poppers.
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Don't--oh, laura!
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Say, sweet thing,
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I know where there's
Another party going on.
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Where?
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Up in my room.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Fat chance, mr. Horn dog!
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Now, this little lady
Is coming with me.
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And there's not
A doggone thing
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You can do about it.
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I guess there isn't.
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Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
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Ohh! What have you been eating?
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Ooh. Are you alright?
Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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[babbles]
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[grunting]
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Thanks.
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Whoo!
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Oh! Oh, alright.
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Now, what you need is
A visit to nappyland.
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After that, you'll
Wake up in soberland.
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Now, come on, and let's
Get you upstairs.
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No...
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Steve...
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You are such a good friend.
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Thank you.
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You're a good
Friend, too.
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No. No, no.
I'm serious.
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00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,573
You've always cared for me,
And you know what?
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I appreciate it.
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00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:09,943
You know that?
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00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812
Mm-hmm. Yes.
I know you do.
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Ow.
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00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,183
Okay. Now, upsy-daisy.
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00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,617
You know what, steve?
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00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,153
I am so sorry
About your eye.
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Heh. No problemo.
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00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,957
Actually, my vision's
Getting better.
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I'm only seeing
Double now.
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Oh, I know what would help.
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Oh...
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How does that feel?
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Great.
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Only it's the swollen
Black and blue eye.
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Better?
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Much.
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00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,119
Oh, yeah.
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Pain's all gone now.
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Mom, dad.
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00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,671
Guys, breakfast is ready.
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Three eggs sunny side up.
Put some bacon on the side.
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Look you guys,
I can't take this any more.
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The pressure is killing me.
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00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,182
Now, look, if you two want to
Keep the anniversary plans
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A secret from one another,
That's your business.
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But please leave me out of it.
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00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,257
By the way, good morning.
248
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,293
Carl?
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00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,494
Hmm?
250
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,098
Did you make any plans
For tonight?
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00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,933
Sure did.
252
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:14,935
You?
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00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:18,038
Well, not just
Any ol' plans.
254
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,942
We're taking a romantic cruise
On lake michigan.
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00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,112
Oh...How sweet.
256
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,381
Yeah, but, uh...Ahem.
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00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,017
I got us
2 luxury box seats
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00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,719
At the bears-packers
Football game.
259
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,354
Ha ha. How sweet.
260
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,688
Heh heh. Yeah.
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00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,992
But a football game
On our anniversary?
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00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,728
Well, yeah,
A football game...
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00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,864
With an extra
Special surprise
264
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,632
During half-time.
265
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,535
What, we get to leave?
266
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,738
Oh, that's cute,
Harriette.
267
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,007
Very cute.
268
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,777
But a football game
Sure beats
269
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,814
Getting seasick
On a stupid cruise.
270
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,086
You think my present's
Stupid, carl?
271
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,688
Yeah!
272
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,290
I'll have you know,
Carl winslow,
273
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,559
I spent a lot
Of time and money,
274
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,861
None of which
Is refundable,
275
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,428
To rent that boat.
276
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,630
Well, harriette,
What do you think,
277
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,933
That my tickets just
Fell from the sky
278
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,036
Screaming,
"I'm free! I'm free!"
279
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,239
Well, carl, we'll just have to
Use your tickets another time.
280
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,977
Uh-uh! We're gonna have to use
That boat another time.
281
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,279
Harriette, the bears
Do not play the packers
282
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,280
Again this year.
283
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,515
Carl, I worked
3 months overtime
284
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,151
Just to get enough money
To even rent that boat.
285
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,453
Harriette,
I called in a huge favor
286
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,754
To commissioner geiss,
287
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,191
Who then called in a
Huge favor to the mayor,
288
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,294
To secure
His season tickets.
289
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,829
Let me tell you something,
Carl winslow.
290
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,799
I am not going to some
Silly ol' football game
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00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,902
On my anniversary.
292
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,107
Well...I am.
293
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,542
So if you want me,
Harriette winslow,
294
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,245
I'll be
At soldier field,
295
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:08,115
Box 134. Hmph.
296
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,218
Well--well, I'll be on
A cruise on lake michigan.
297
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,988
So if you want me,
Get a foghorn.
298
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,356
I don't need to...
299
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:20,693
'cause I'm already
Married to one.
300
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,794
Oh, yeah?
301
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,630
Well, it'll be
A month of sundays
302
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,333
Before you get
Another toot.
303
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,275
Yes, yes, yes.
304
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,614
What do we want?
305
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:45,118
Peas or stir-fry
Vegetables with wild rice?
306
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,356
Peas.
307
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,330
Ahh...Oh.
308
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,600
Morning, my little
Love basket.
309
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,602
Not so loud, steve.
310
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,903
Who moved the sink?
311
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,406
It used to be a lot closer.
312
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,076
Looks like
Miss missy miss
313
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,245
Is getting a visit
From mr. Hangover.
314
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:16,283
Oh, my lord! What are
You off to, a luau?
315
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,219
No. I'm still haven't
Locked in my new look.
316
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,989
Surfer dude,
What do you think?
317
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,391
I think you're gonna
Make me blow chunks.
318
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361
Laura, what's gotten
Into you lately?
319
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596
I don't think
You've ever had
320
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,098
A drink
In your life.
321
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,334
But last night, you turned
Into the st. Pauli girl.
322
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,902
I've been sneaking
Out of the house,
323
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,903
Breaking my curfew.
324
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,371
It's like lately
I'm somebody
325
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,639
I don't even know.
326
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,842
I can relate.
I'm there, too.
327
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,077
I guess
We're just trying
328
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,512
To find ourselves.
329
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,514
Well, that's right.
330
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,481
You know, laura,
331
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,517
If you ever need
Anybody to talk to,
332
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:54,121
A pair of broad shoulders
To lay your burdens on,
333
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,123
I'm always available.
334
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,624
Thank you, steve.
335
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,359
I really
Appreciate that.
336
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,963
And I'm also available
If you'd like to pick up
337
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,699
Where we left off last night.
338
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,602
What are you
Talking about?
339
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,338
Don't you remember?
340
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,306
Last night after the party,
341
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:17,077
When you planted
That big wet one on me?
342
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,247
Now, steve,
I was drunk last night,
343
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,015
But I didn't plant
344
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,485
Anything big or wet
Anywhere near you.
345
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,321
Oh--oh, yes, you did!
346
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,324
Why, you laid a kiss
On me that--
347
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,760
That singed
My nostril hairs.
348
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,198
The kind of kiss
That changes things forever
349
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,100
Between you and me.
350
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,802
Steve.
351
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,272
Oh, now, come on, laura.
352
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,442
You're honestly saying
You don't remember that kiss?
353
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,378
Sorry, babes.
354
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,983
Well--well, then...
355
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,818
Things aren't
Any different
356
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,587
Between you and me?
357
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,921
Steve, trust me.
358
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:05,192
Things are exactly
The same between us.
359
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:12,165
That kiss was the greatest
Moment of my life,
360
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,268
And laura doesn't
Even remember it.
361
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:22,209
Woman on videotape:
Ohh, that's it. Ten more.
And 9 and 8.
362
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:26,279
Now tighten those buttocks
And feel the burn.
363
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,617
Mmm. Hurt me, baby.
364
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,818
Hey, dad.
365
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,886
Hi.
366
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,389
Eddie: hi, mom.
367
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,025
Ahem. Excuse me.
368
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,627
Pardon me.
369
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,601
Would you mind passing me
My newspaper, please?
370
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,636
Certainly.
371
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,903
Thank you.
372
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,872
Can I trouble you
For my magazine?
373
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,642
Oh, no, no problem.
374
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,944
Oh, my goodness.
375
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,412
I don't believe this.
376
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,748
Now, you two
Both started out
377
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,351
Doing something
Really nice for each other.
378
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,687
But this thing has gotten
Way out of hand.
379
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,923
Dad, I know you love mom.
380
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,626
And, mom,
I know you love dad.
381
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,163
And that's all
That really matters here.
382
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,866
Now, work it out!
383
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,642
Thank you.
384
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,545
Isn't this nice, carl?
385
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,647
Mmm, I'll say.
386
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,515
Perfect.
387
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,817
I am having
A candlelight dinner
388
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,319
On a romantic cruise
389
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,654
In the middle
Of lake michigan
390
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,492
With the most beautiful
Woman in the world.
391
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,127
Oh, carl.
392
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:51,898
And besides that,
We are 5 miles from shore
393
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,236
And steve urkel
Is a weak swimmer.
394
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,137
And the night's
Not over yet.
395
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,239
When we get home,
396
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,040
We're gonna make
Some popcorn
397
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,644
And put in that tape
Of the bears game.
398
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,880
Harriette?
399
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,716
Have I got a surprise
For you.
400
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,817
A surprise?
401
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,051
Mm-hmm. Come on.
402
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,954
Ooh!
403
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,391
Now, take a look
Right up there.
404
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,263
Oh, carl...
405
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,200
And I thought of it
All by myself.
406
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,035
It's wonderful.
407
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,938
And harriette
Loves carl, too.
408
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,083
"Eat at ray's"?
409
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,553
What does that mean?
410
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,656
Well, it, uh,
It means that, um,
411
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:56,329
It means that I save 50%
If I share the blimp with ray.
412
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,335
Happy anniversary,
Honey.
413
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,516
Girl, this weave is fierce!
414
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,287
Let's face it. I'm good.
415
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,623
Can I borrow your
Black shirt friday night?
416
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,759
You know, the one
With the pearl buttons.
417
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:33,466
Did I tell you that will smith
Asked me to marry him?
418
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,269
Hey, this is only
A conversation
419
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,305
If 2 people talk.
420
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,539
I'm sorry.
It's just that
421
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,973
Something's
Been on my mind
422
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,375
The last couple of days.
423
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,578
Ooh, that patch of
Small hairs on your chin?
424
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,946
Girl.
425
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,383
Well, it's just that...
426
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,452
Ever since steve started
Improving himself,
427
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,187
I'm finding myself...
428
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,958
Sort of...Kind of...
429
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,461
Well, you know...
430
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,796
Attracted to him.
431
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,467
This explains it.
432
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,936
It can cause brain damage.
433
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,207
No, I'm serious.
Remember last night
434
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,143
When steve said
I kissed him,
435
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,478
But I told him
I didn't remember
436
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,579
Because I was
Too drunk?
437
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,113
Yeah.
438
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,082
Well, I wasn't
That drunk.
439
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,585
You remember the kiss?
440
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:26,886
Oh, yeah.
441
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,021
And you liked it?
442
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,760
Oh, yeah!
443
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:38,365
Girl, you actually
Like steve urkel?
444
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,433
I'm starting to.
445
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,643
You know, honey.
446
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,813
This is the perfect end
To a wonderful anniversary.
447
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,482
Mmm, I'll say.
448
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:01,621
It's half-time,
And the bears are up 42-0.
449
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,524
Ooh! The bears game.
What a thriller.
450
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:08,595
Hard to believe they lost it
In the last 10 seconds.
451
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,601
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