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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,683 - mr. Woodman, Did I ever tell you 2 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,707 About the black Sheep of my family? 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,009 - I thought that was you. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,889 - no, the black Sheep of my family 5 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,180 Was my uncle lefty kotter 6 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,776 - well, get on with it, kotter. I Want to watch barney miller. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,098 - my uncle lefty was a gambler. 8 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,389 One time he lost $40,000 in las vegas, 9 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,834 So he goes outside the casino, 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,536 He looks up at The sky and he says, 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,661 "Please, god, I need $40,000. 12 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,441 I'll never ask you For anything again... 13 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,432 $40,000... Please." 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,744 All of a sudden, Another guy comes up 15 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,546 And stands alongside Of him, looks up and says, 16 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:40,272 "I need $20... Please, I need $20. 17 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:41,385 I'll never ask for Anything again... 18 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,774 I need $20." 19 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:45,188 My uncle lefty takes out $20 And gives it to the other guy. 20 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,324 He looks back up and says, Okay, now concentrate... 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:51,650 $40,000... I need $40,000. 22 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,264 ♪ welcome back ♪ 23 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:10,202 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 24 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,704 ♪ welcome back ♪ 25 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:16,975 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 26 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:21,646 ♪ well the names have all Changed since you hung around ♪ 27 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,660 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 28 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,085 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 29 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,320 ♪ and who'd have Thought they'd lead ya ♪ 30 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,434 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 31 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,491 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 32 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,560 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 33 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,428 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 34 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,697 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 35 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,100 ♪ welcome back ♪ 36 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:45,204 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 37 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:50,576 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 38 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,291 - okay, everybody. 39 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,138 My wife and I shall serve As your chaperones. 40 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,528 Take out your consent forms. 41 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,607 We are about to depart 42 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,132 On our trip to the Museum of natural history. 43 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,177 - here you go, mr. Kotter. 44 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,378 - collect those Over there, julie. 45 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,413 - okay. - lookie that. 46 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,880 There you go, mr. Kotter. - thank you, vinnie. 47 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,549 - you know Somethin', mr. Kotter? 48 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,485 I ain't never been to A real museum before. 49 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,986 - oh, good. I hope You'll enjoy it. 50 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,809 - but you know what? 51 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,645 I went to a wax museum once. 52 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,583 I saw raquel welch. 53 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,684 - good. 54 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,120 - you know that wax comes Off right in your hands. 55 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,026 - next time wear gloves. 56 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,163 - oh, oh, I'm sorry I'm late, mr. Kotter, 57 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,365 But principal lazarus Had some problems, 58 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,801 But the arrangement For the field trip... 59 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,537 It's in the bag. 60 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,639 - kotter? 61 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,974 What is your herd Doing out here? 62 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,587 - don't worry, mr. Woodman, We're about to leave. 63 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,288 We're going on our Field trip to the museum. 64 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,324 - oh, no, you're not. I changed my mind. 65 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,959 The last class I'd ever Let go on a field trip 66 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,816 Are sweathogs. 67 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,752 They're not responsible, kotter. 68 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,947 They can't be allowed To mingle with people. 69 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,759 Take them to the zoo So they can see family. 70 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:19,631 - mr. Woodman, we have Two adults to supervise. 71 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,100 - that's right. Two Consenting adults. 72 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,472 - a remedial class Requires three adults, 73 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:28,574 So you can't go. 74 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,588 - hey, mr. Woodman, you know, 75 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,856 I was talking to Principal lazarus. 76 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,146 He says you're absolutely Correct on that. 77 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,226 A rule is a rule... We Need three adults, 78 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,686 So guess who he Picked to go with us? 79 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,753 - who? 80 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,891 Me! 81 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,686 - okay, everybody, we're Going to the museum. 82 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,363 We shall use the buddy system, So everybody pick a buddy. 83 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,743 - you gonna be my buddy! 84 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,078 - what? 85 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,290 - I got some ribs In my lunchbox... 86 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,792 We could share, right. - come on, let's go! 87 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,627 - I'll save ya some. - everybody on the bus. 88 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:13,085 - last one on the Bus is a schmendrick! 89 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,053 - hold it! Hold it! 90 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,688 I'm no schmendrick! 91 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,601 - hah! 92 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:32,370 Oh, would ya look at that! 93 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,372 A dead ringer for miss fishbeck. 94 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,421 - epstein, what've You got there? 95 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,747 - this? It's from a dog. 96 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,493 It's just your Uh, run of the mill 97 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,784 Average dinosaur bone. 98 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,930 - you're lucky the Whole dinosaur 99 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,054 Didn't come crashing down. 100 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:05,837 - and finally, boys and girls, My favorite room of all... 101 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,473 A room of magic And superstition. 102 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:09,975 - ooh-ooh-ooooh! 103 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,278 One, two, three. 104 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,690 - hey, arnold... Do I look Like a hard-boiled egg? 105 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,961 - arnold, there is Nothing to be afraid of. 106 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,029 - of course not. 107 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,364 There's nothing to this Stuff, right, mr. Gore? 108 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,532 - goré. 109 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,904 You can be a non-believer If you like, kotter, 110 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:42,174 But there are powers Greater than we. 111 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:44,129 - I know... Epstein's Gym locker. 112 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,879 - look at all them hands! 113 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,126 God, wouldn't it be great To have all them hands 114 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,549 And a date in the drive-in? 115 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,386 - hey, hey. 116 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,632 That collection of carved birds 117 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:59,091 Really bent my mind, you know. 118 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,392 I'm gonna get me one Of them wooden eagles, 119 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,895 Put a motor in it, Get me some wheels 120 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,631 And go up to the grand canyon... 121 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,548 - I hate to interrupt This merriment, 122 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,039 But the museum's about to close 123 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,374 And there's still a Little bit of tour left. 124 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:19,111 - hey, mr. Gore... - goré. 125 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,646 - goré, whatever. 126 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,149 What is that flyin' Saucer thing up there? 127 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,517 - ah, this aztec sun calendar 128 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:30,055 Has been witness to Many a gory ritual. 129 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,156 - goré. 130 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,666 - every year 20,000 aztecs 131 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,102 Were sacrificed To their sun god. 132 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,369 - whew! 133 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,845 - I guess that explains why There aren't any more aztecs. 134 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,845 - mr. Kotter, may I Speak to you a moment... 135 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,880 Alone? 136 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,116 - sure. 137 00:06:58,584 --> 00:06:59,584 Okay, everybody. 138 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,264 Look around... Don't get in trouble. 139 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,065 - mr. Kotter, I think your Attitude is too frivolous. 140 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,156 Aztec jokes are in bad taste. 141 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,724 They anger the spirits. 142 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,959 - come on, mr. Goré. 143 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,305 Between you and I, don't you... 144 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,429 - between you and me. 145 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,699 - I know, we're the Only ones here. 146 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,778 Don't you think that... 147 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,336 - grammatically, it's Between you and me. 148 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,972 You're a teacher, You should know that. 149 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,118 - I teach social studies. 150 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,352 I was never too good in english. 151 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,775 - oh, I see. 152 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,223 - anyway, don't you think you Take this mumbo-jumbo stuff 153 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,579 A little bit too seriously? 154 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,448 - kotter, I'm warning you... 155 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:34,819 There are forces here That don't dig one-liners. 156 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,290 - mr. Goré, that is how I teach. 157 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,270 I try to integrate a Little humor into my class. 158 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,728 I find it has a very positive Effect on my students. 159 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:47,232 - it may be your class, But it's my museum. 160 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,288 - hey, freddie. - hey. 161 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,611 - look at this, huh. 162 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,424 I didn't know they Had brothers in egypt. 163 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:03,581 - oh, sure. 164 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,117 Haven't you ever heard of Sam the sham and the pharaohs? 165 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,126 - oh, wow! 166 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,337 Did you get the number Of the truck that hit you? 167 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,572 - get out! Out, out out! 168 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,173 Everybody out! 169 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,509 This room is for vips only. 170 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:35,013 - hmpf, well, you're Lookin' at a vip. 171 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,816 Vinnie, italian person. 172 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,825 - mr. Goré, since We're here already, 173 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,994 Why not just continue the tour. 174 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,663 - yeah. - well, all right. 175 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,166 But remember, Don't touch anything 176 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:59,470 Or you'll risk the Wrath of the pharaoh. 177 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:05,777 Behold, the mummy. 3,000 years old. 178 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,746 - that's amazing. 179 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,741 He doesn't look A day over 2,500. 180 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,556 - his name is peu. 181 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,938 - I'd like to say something. 182 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,006 If you're been wearing The same white suit 183 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,797 For 3,000 years, they'd Call you peu, too. 184 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,116 - you know something, You're very close to an idiot. 185 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,340 - I've warned you, I've warned all of you. 186 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,190 They were just joking. 187 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,059 They were just playing around. 188 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,960 That's a nice mummy. 189 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,563 Nice, nice peu. Nice peu. 190 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,232 All right now, walk this way. 191 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,338 No, no, no, no, no. Here, here! 192 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:13,878 Here is peu's authentic Royal mummy case. 193 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,146 It is said 194 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,116 That if any interloper Dares to open this case, 195 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:22,353 The mummy will return To punish the offender. 196 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,492 - look, uh, mr. Goré, 197 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,672 I don't think you Should be imposing 198 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,396 Your own superstitious Beliefs on my class. 199 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,798 - you don't believe me? 200 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,566 - no, I don't. 201 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:40,438 - all right, then... I Dare you to open it. 202 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,409 - you want me to open that? 203 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,611 - heh, heh, heh, heh. 204 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,886 - go 'head, go on, go 'head. Try it. Open it up. 205 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,930 I am. 206 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,592 - uh, uh, uh, oh. 207 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,728 Oh, great and wondrous peu. 208 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,197 Oh, show yourself to Your unworthy servants. 209 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,967 Oh, speak the word, Speak the word 210 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,603 That will reveal Your true being. 211 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,238 Horshack: hullo! 212 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,484 How-wah-ya? 213 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,553 I'm peu, the mummy. 214 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,522 Yuk, yuk, yuk. 215 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,069 - horshack, will You get outta there. 216 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,303 Come on, don't fool Around. Get outta there. 217 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,393 - yeah, yeah. Mr. Gourmet, you okay? 218 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,332 - kotter, this is ridiculous. No more field trips... Ever. 219 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,436 Now wake up that weirdo, And everybody back on the bus. 220 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,282 - come on, mr. Goré. You're a grown man. 221 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,451 How could you faint Over a silly superstition? 222 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,320 It's the curse of peu. 223 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:55,412 - believe me, believe me. Nothing is gonna happen. 224 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,453 - hey, hey, this door Ain't got no handles. 225 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:05,123 Hey, what kinda door Ain't got no handles? 226 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,559 - a door from where The dead people live... 227 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,562 Woo, wooo. 228 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,664 Juan, I'm sorry. 229 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:16,067 - I'm so con-fused! 230 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,621 - come on, mr. Goré, Wake up. Come on. 231 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,011 Help us get outta here. 232 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,180 It's the curse of peu. 233 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,316 - nice goin', Kotter. Nice goin'. 234 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,484 Now you got peu mad, 235 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,120 And I'm locked in here With your sweathogs. 236 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,524 Let me out, let me Outta here, please. 237 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:45,163 - mr. Woodman, this is no way 238 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:49,366 For a responsible Educator to act. 239 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:53,871 Now I, who am an Underachiever... 240 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,340 Can get away with This kind of thing. 241 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,975 Hel-l-l-p! 242 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,860 - all right, all right, come on. 243 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,428 Look, fellas. All right. 244 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,751 If somebody is here, 245 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,864 They're gonna Come and let us out. 246 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,087 Now if they've gone home, 247 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,556 We might be stuck 'til the morning. 248 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,591 - see that, juan. 249 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,204 It'll be all right, I promise. 250 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,327 - yeah, yeah, sure. 251 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,539 They'll let us Out in the morning, 252 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,564 But we gotta spend The night in the tomb. 253 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:24,168 - w-w-with peu the mummy? 254 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,508 - wait a minute! 255 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,778 Wait a minute! 256 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,648 - let's control ourselves. 257 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,117 Let's not lose our heads. 258 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,486 This mummy is dead. 259 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,722 It's been dead for 3,000 years. 260 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,891 They had the funeral 3,000 years ago. 261 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,764 This wonderful mummy Who we all know so well... 262 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:57,134 And loved so Dearly... Has left us. 263 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,404 One of the great Entertainers of our time. 264 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,040 Who originally worked In the cairo theater 265 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,409 Under the name Of smith and mummy. 266 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:10,748 We all remember very well The fantastic act that he did. 267 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,984 And we'll never forget. 268 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,592 - and so, this Wonderful mummy... 269 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,327 Who we all knew so well, 270 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,697 Who was a great friend Of the state of israel... 271 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:32,103 It is with sad regret that We all bid adieu to peu. 272 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,877 - doomed! We're all doomed! 273 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,647 Mr. Goré: yeah! - oh, he's fainted again! 274 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,716 How many times Can one man faint? 275 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,596 - hey, mister kot-taire, it Ain't nuttin' to worry about. 276 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,288 We just gotta get His feet up first. 277 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,555 You see, what we gotta do is 278 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,135 We gotta get the blood woozing 279 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,092 Back into his head. 280 00:14:55,128 --> 00:15:00,932 Okay... Wooze, wooze... 281 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,066 - where, where am I? 282 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,178 - hey, it worked! - what, what is it? 283 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,246 - mr. Goré, come on, get up. 284 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,314 - what happened, what happened? 285 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,382 - mr. Goré... - huh, yes... 286 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,449 - you were out for awhile. - huh, huh. 287 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,539 - look, mr. Goré. 288 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,552 While you were out, we Had a tiny little problem. 289 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,608 - yes. 290 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,177 - um, the door slammed shut, 291 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,813 And um, are we locked In here 'til morning? 292 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,793 - I knew it, I knew it! I Knew this would happen. 293 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,561 Your joking woke The mummy's spirit, 294 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,287 And now the wrath of peu Has descended on all of us. 295 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,363 - come on, mr. Goré, 296 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,235 Just tell us how we Can get outta here. 297 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,659 - mr. Kotter, this is No rinky-dink museum. 298 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,228 This tomb has a Built-in failsafe plan. 299 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,330 Follow me. 300 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,169 One pull on this tassel Will rouse the curator 301 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,082 Who will come Immediately to our rescue. 302 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,373 - mr. Goré... - yes? 303 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,574 - you're the curator. 304 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,644 - how unfortunate! 305 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:53,384 - doomed! We're all doomed! 306 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,529 - all right, all right. Let's sit down and relax. 307 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,864 Come on. Everybody Just sit on the floor. 308 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,522 Take it easy for awhile. - oh, wow. 309 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,992 - listen, I've got a great idea. 310 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,994 Let's tell ghost stories. 311 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,135 Oh, I'm not scared. I never get scared. 312 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,637 - well, I do, mrs. Kotter. 313 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:17,108 We're trapped... Trapped forever... 314 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,711 And I never even got To meet marie osmond. 315 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,018 I dream about marie osmond. 316 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,153 - yo, what kind of dreams? 317 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:34,892 - well, just marie and Me snuggled together, 318 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,295 And she whispers in my ear... 319 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:45,503 Hullo, I'm a little Bit country... 320 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:55,746 And I whisper back, marie, I'm a little bit rock 'n roll... 321 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,700 - hey, why don't we Use these old tools 322 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,602 To try and get Ourselves outta here. 323 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,837 - oh, yeah. - hey, that might work. 324 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,040 - that's a great idea. I'm Terrific with my hands. 325 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,697 - no, no, no, no, no! Those tools... No, no. 326 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:16,400 Those tools are relics. They're 3,000 years old. 327 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,169 They're for peu's use only. 328 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,270 - look, mr. Goré, 329 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,549 If peu wanted to Use those tools, 330 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,772 He woulda done it by now. 331 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,354 Peu, we're gonna use your tools. 332 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,556 We're stuck in here 'til The morning, and we're... 333 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,448 Just use the tools, go ahead. 334 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,094 - all right, but If we all perish, 335 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:35,119 Don't come yelling to me. 336 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,354 - I ain't seen or Heard any old relics... 337 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,855 Not even mr. Woodman. 338 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,724 - get bent, barbarino. 339 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,005 - all right, all Right. Now look, 340 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,474 We're all working together here. 341 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,142 Look, we're trying To get outta here. 342 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,299 We'll find a way... 343 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,369 Mr. Goré, where does This air duct lead? 344 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,537 - I don't know. 345 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,933 I don't spend as much time In this tomb as I'd like to. 346 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,313 - you know something, 347 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,426 I bet a small person Could fit through there. 348 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,984 - oh, I'll do it, mr. Kotter! 349 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,721 I ain't scared. Call me mr. Danger. 350 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,256 - okay, mr. Danger, go ahead. 351 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,336 - be careful, arnold. - all right, be careful. 352 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,427 - go ahead, arnold. - all right, arnold. 353 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,382 Don't bend your Nose on anything. 354 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:24,535 - mr. Kotter, I would not Talk about noses if I was you. 355 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,543 You know, you could Fit a family of four 356 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:36,347 Comfortably in your nose, 357 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:40,017 With room to spare For two dogs... 358 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:44,788 A cat... A mother-in-law... - get in there! 359 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,925 - the mormon tabernacle choir. - get in there! 360 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:56,467 - oooh, it's real dark In here, mr. Kotter. 361 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,236 I can't see where I'm going. 362 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,871 where am I going? 363 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:05,176 wait, I think I see... Yes, I see light! 364 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,744 light, mr. Kotter! 365 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,148 okay, I am crawling Towards the light. 366 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,716 it's getting brighter. 367 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,553 mr. Kotter, I am near the light. 368 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,088 I am gonna back up. 369 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,942 - mr. Kotter, you gotta help us. 370 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,567 We're trapped in there! 371 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,942 No, we're not. 372 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,178 Yes, we are. 373 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,514 - I'm so con-fused! 374 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,920 We're all doomed. 375 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,022 I may be doomed, kotter, 376 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,259 But I'm taking your Sweathogs with me! 377 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,032 - you've got a strange Bunch here, kotter. 378 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:05,369 - look, mr. Goré, you Brought new meaning 379 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,771 To the word strange. 380 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:11,742 - mister kot-taire, look, We know the stupid stupidity 381 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:15,946 About these stupid Superstitions is... Stupid. 382 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,459 I mean, life would Really be a real drag 383 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,083 If we knew everything, right? 384 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,159 - knowing everything 385 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:24,421 Is not one of this Group's major problems. 386 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,167 Look, I don't want you Guys just to blindly accept 387 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,769 Whatever comes your way in life. 388 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:31,362 I want you to ask questions, Think before you believe. 389 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,730 - that's all very well, kotter, 390 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,366 About asking questions and Thinking before you believe, 391 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,678 But the fact is, 392 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:41,037 The mummy's gonna get Us if we don't get out! 393 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:45,709 - ha, ha, ha, ha, heh, he. 394 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,647 However, there is one chance. 395 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:54,585 The mummy won't harm us if We offer him a human sacrifice. 396 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,654 - a human sacrifice? 397 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,622 - yes, a human sacrifice. 398 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:06,563 - horshack... Get over here. 399 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:14,599 - sorry, a human sacrifice Has to be pure and untouched. 400 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,474 All: horshack, get over here! 401 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,312 - hey, mr. Kotter. Mr. Kotter, come here. 402 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,357 You know, like what You was just sayin' 403 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,858 About asking questions And everything... 404 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,093 Well, I've been Asking questions. 405 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,995 I figured out how to Get this door open, see. 406 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,130 You know, like I watch people, 407 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,464 You know, when they're Building buildings. 408 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,100 I ask them questions, And they tell me things 409 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,423 About the stress and Balance... Stuff like that. 410 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,527 Anyway, ya find the Stress spots on this door 411 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,195 And we're home free. 412 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,390 Yeah, yeah, you got It. Watch out. Look out. 413 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,736 - all right, we're outta here! 414 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,092 Everybody, let's go! 415 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,062 Back on the bus, single line. 416 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,666 Well, mr. Woodman, 417 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,503 What do you think of My sweathogs now, huh? 418 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,582 - well, you know, kotter, 419 00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:21,983 I was pretty close To doomed back there. 420 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,019 When a man comes That close to the end, 421 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,810 He thinks about a lot of Things, so I came to a conclusion 422 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,548 About you and your Sweathogs, kotter. 423 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,683 You're still not people! 424 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,154 - oh, I wish that Door hadn't opened. 425 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:41,158 I was so looking forward To becoming a mummy. 426 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:45,796 Kotter, woodman was Right about your sweathogs. 427 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:50,501 They're not people, But then neither am I. 428 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,536 Heh, heh, heh, heh. 429 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:06,283 - ritual, superstition... It's all nonsense. 430 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:08,252 Uh-uh. 431 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,087 - gotcha! 432 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,500 - I knew it was You all the time. 433 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,667 - you did not! - I knew it was you! 434 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,403 I know what your Hand feels like. 435 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,960 - you jumped, you jumped a mile! 436 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,248 - well, where'd you Leave it? Where is it? 437 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,083 - oh, there it is, honey. - come on, let's get it. 438 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,651 Come on. We gotta travel. - okay. 439 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,320 - did I ever tell You about my uncle 440 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,511 Who used to travel a lot? 441 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,479 - was he a salesman? 442 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,682 - no, he just liked to Get away from my aunt. 443 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:39,961 Uh, no, no. He was a salesman. 444 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,653 The thing is, he never bothered To make hotel reservations. 445 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,422 - well, he must have lost Out on a lot of rooms. 446 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,436 - no, he had this Terrific strategy. 447 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,504 You see, if he'd get to a hotel 448 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,571 And they say well, we Don't have any rooms, 449 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,039 He'd say, whad'ya mean Ya don't have any rooms? 450 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,474 Suppose the president Of the united states 451 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,875 Was to call up for a Room, would ya have a room 452 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:55,944 For the president Of the united states? 453 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,012 The guy would say, well, I guess 454 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,247 If the president of the United states called up, 455 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,436 We'd have a room. 456 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,437 He'd say, well, I Just spoke to him. 457 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,873 He's not coming, so Let me have his room. 458 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,757 ♪ welcome back ♪ 459 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:25,329 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 460 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,898 ♪ welcome back ♪ 461 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:32,469 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 462 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,638 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 463 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,907 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 464 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,975 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 465 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,345 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 466 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,814 ♪ and who'd have Thought they'd lead ya ♪ 467 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,727 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 468 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,784 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 469 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,953 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 470 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,722 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 471 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,091 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 472 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,227 ♪ welcome back ♪ 473 00:24:56,262 --> 00:25:00,497 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 474 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,200 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 475 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,702 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 476 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,703 ♪ welcome back welcome back ♪ 35220

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