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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,178 - did I ever tell you About my aunt esther 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,162 Who was a matron In a movie house? 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:09,408 - no, but go ahead. 4 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,854 - well, she was a Matron in a movie house 5 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,022 For years and years and years, 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,489 And one time she was Walking down the aisle 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,091 And she sees this Guy lying there 8 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,749 Stretched over about Six seats like this. 9 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,618 And she said, "Don't you know How to act in a movie house? 10 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:21,787 You can't do that... 11 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,266 Just what do you Think you're doing? 12 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,256 Where did you come from?" 13 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,325 He said, "The balcony." 14 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,475 ♪ welcome back ♪ 15 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:47,546 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 16 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,748 ♪ welcome back ♪ 17 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:54,419 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 18 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,621 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 19 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:58,890 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 20 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,959 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 21 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,362 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 22 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,564 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 23 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,377 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 24 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,368 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 25 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,502 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 26 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,672 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot ♪ 27 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,840 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 28 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,176 ♪ welcome back ♪ 29 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:22,647 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 30 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:28,120 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 31 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,705 - goo-o-o-d morning. 32 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,709 - g'morning, mr. Kotter. 33 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,111 - looks like we're in For a few late fines 34 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,580 For the class fund today. 35 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:06,158 - barbarino, what Are you listening to? 36 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:09,227 - the news. 37 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,865 - barbarino, cough Up 25 cents, late fund. 38 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,865 - what, are you kiddin'? 39 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,545 I just bought this Beautiful new radio, 40 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,235 I can't afford that. 41 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,638 - all right, write An iou for 25 cents. 42 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,307 - hey, mr. Kotter, let's Count the money in the fund. 43 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,386 All: hey, yeah. 44 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,520 - wait, wait. Washington's late. 45 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,323 Don't you want to wait until Your treasurer gets here? 46 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,113 - nah, I know where it's hid. 47 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,230 - some place to Keep your money... 48 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,254 Halibut savings and loan. 49 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,124 - nice place to go if you Ever wanna borrow a fin. 50 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:45,363 - oh, I betcha we got about A million dollars in there. 51 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,898 - oh, sure, a million dollars. 52 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,733 - or at least eight bucks. 53 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:52,370 - hey, it's gone! 54 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,150 Somebody ripped Off the class fund. 55 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,473 - hey, what do you mean, hey? 56 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,277 - looks like some sweathog Made a sweatpig out of themselves. 57 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,592 - wait a minute! Freddie's the treasurer. 58 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,748 Where is he anyway? 59 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:04,749 - yeah, where is freddie? 60 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:05,750 Have you seen him, mr. Kotter? 61 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,797 - yeah, where'd he go? - all right, sit down. 62 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,587 Just sit down. 63 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,201 Come on, let's not Accuse anybody 64 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,724 Just 'cause they aren't here. 65 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,367 - oh, I'm sorry I'm Late, mister kot-taire, 66 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,570 But I don't wanna leave My new bike outside. 67 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,886 There's a whole lotta Crooks in this neighborhood. 68 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,674 - yeah, no kiddin'. 69 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,654 While you was peddlin' Around the neighborhood, 70 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,979 The class fund ain't In the fish no more! 71 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,947 So what? 72 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,684 - so what... You're The treasurer, man. 73 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,430 Did ya rip us off? 74 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,720 - did I rip us off? 75 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,835 Yeah, what about it. 76 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:45,924 - oh, wow. 77 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,126 Well, you guys Are somethin' else. 78 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,528 You remember you Elected me treasurer... 79 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,141 Let's give the money to freddie. 80 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,464 We can trust him. 81 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,411 Now you're all Callin' me a thief? 82 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,837 - no-o-o... Embezzler Is a better word. 83 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:04,943 - what's the story, freddie? - yeah. 84 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,544 - I got nothin' to say. 85 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,214 - oh, wow, hey, freddie, guy. 86 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,383 Look, if you stole the Money, just tell us, you know. 87 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,153 We'll understand... Sorta. 88 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,434 - wait a minute, wait a minute. 89 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,191 Everybody is accusing freddie 90 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,626 Without stopping to think Who else might have done it. 91 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,506 - you know Somethin', mr. Kotter, 92 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,531 The guy who stole that money Must have been like really dumb, 93 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,511 Like the dumbest Guy in this classroom, 94 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,067 A real idiot. 95 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,208 What money? 96 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,453 - well, epstein knew right Where the money was hid. 97 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,443 - come on, arnold, 98 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,989 Everybody knew where The money was hid. 99 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,123 - horshack, how come you knew 100 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,726 Exactly how much Was in the fish. 101 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:49,220 - yeah. - and what about you, vincent? 102 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:53,892 With your brand new radio And your jet set lifestyle. 103 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,561 - horshack, I got this Radio from you, remember? 104 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,830 - yeah, for six bucks Which you still owe me. 105 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,410 - well, that proves It then, I'm broke. 106 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,445 - all right, look, how 'bout freddie's bicycle? 107 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,269 Yeah. 108 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,037 - all right, hold it. 109 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:07,472 Hold it! 110 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,143 Let's stop accusing. 111 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,079 Let's just reconstruct events 112 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,858 From the last time We saw the money. 113 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:16,847 - all right, yeah. 114 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,294 - yeah, okay, Reconstruct events. 115 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,484 - okay. 116 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,487 Now, when the bell Rang yesterday, 117 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:26,491 Barbarino was the first One outside the door as usual. 118 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,761 - yeah, and as usual, all The girls followed me. 119 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,500 - and I left very Quickly, mr. Kotter. 120 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,946 - that's right, arnold, I remember that 121 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,848 Because epstein was chasing you. 122 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:39,971 - yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,040 Nobody calls me Sheephead, arnold. 124 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,811 - okay, that left You and freddie. 125 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,323 - that's right; freddie And I were alone, 126 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:52,317 Then I left and I said Good-bye to freddie who was... 127 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,952 Standing alone by the fish tank. 128 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,287 - that's it. 129 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,393 - I ain't no thief. 130 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,105 - freddie, just Put it back, please. 131 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,765 - ju-just wait a minute, right. 132 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,043 I didn't take Anything, all right? 133 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,100 Nothin'. 134 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,279 - look, what you guys Are doin' to freddie 135 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,403 Is called railroading. 136 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,516 You're convicting a Man without a trial. 137 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,783 In this country, you're innocent 138 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,119 Until you're Proven guilty, okay. 139 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,454 Now if you wanna have a Trial, we'll have one tomorrow. 140 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,114 - all right, we'll have a Trial, then we'll convict him. 141 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,386 - hey, what's... What's The matter with you guys? 142 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,624 You guys call yourselves My friends, right? 143 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,993 My fellow sweathogs. 144 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,895 - hey, I'm really Sorry, freddie. 145 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,964 - oh, arnold. 146 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:44,469 - but that's the price you pay When you choose a life of crime. 147 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:47,950 - look, don't worry About it, freddie. 148 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,207 I'm gonna be your Defense counsel. 149 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,644 - oh, thanks, mister kot-taire. 150 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,946 At least somebody Around here trusts me. 151 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,815 - hey, I trust you, freddie. 152 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,883 - yeah. 153 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,918 - you didn't take The money, did you? 154 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,223 No, you didn't. 155 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,658 You did? 156 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:07,658 No. 157 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:08,694 Did you, freddie? 158 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,171 - here ye, here ye. 159 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,808 The superior court of sweathogs In and for the state of buchanan 160 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:27,645 Can begin just as soon as Mr. Kotter and the guilty party 161 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,280 Pull up a chair. 162 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:49,367 - I am gonna send your Client so far up the river, 163 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,702 He's gonna come back with gills. 164 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,285 - horshack, will ya Take off those glasses 165 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,375 And that silly novelty nose. 166 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:01,379 - ha, ha, ha, the joke's On you, mr. Kotter. 167 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,920 I ain't wearin' no novelty nose. 168 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,255 Oh. 169 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,461 - all rise. Court Is now in session. 170 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,430 The unbearable vinnie Barbarino presiding. 171 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,970 - barbarino, I told you To wear a black robe. 172 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,671 - oh, I'm sorry, mr. Kotter. 173 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,587 I thought you said a bath robe. 174 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,649 All right, now openin' Statements will you... 175 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,217 - yeah, I got a Openin' statement. 176 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,687 In the words of our Former president, 177 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:48,326 "I am not a crook." 178 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,465 - okay, would the prosector Please present his briefs. 179 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,234 - certainly, your honor, Just let me get them out. 180 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:08,213 Your honor, ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, 181 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:14,119 Esteemed losing Attorney, guilty defendant. 182 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,486 - objection. 183 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,922 Who asked you? 184 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,262 - thank you, your honor. 185 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:28,433 I intend to prove to this Court that the defendant, 186 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,035 Freddie "Boom boom" washington 187 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:35,540 Is guilty beyond a Re-e-e-asonable doubt. 188 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,442 Thank you, your time. 189 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,781 - ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, 190 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:50,816 I have prepared a Lengthy defense, 191 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,002 But I'm gonna talk to You like you're my friends, 192 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,460 'cause you are. 193 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:59,030 Yeah, certainly is some hot Weather we been havin' lately. 194 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,166 Real scorcher. 195 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:06,170 I am honored today to have Such a worthy adversary 196 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:10,574 As the big city lawyer, Mr. F. Lee horshack. 197 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:16,914 My task today Will be a simple one, 198 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:22,220 So we can all go home And enjoy a nice dinner. 199 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,623 I believe the Defendant is innocent, 200 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,192 And like my old Daddy used to say, 201 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,362 When you walk through The cow pasture of facts, 202 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,697 You're bound to Step in some truth. 203 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,306 I believe with my heart and My soul and my conscience, 204 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,276 This boy committed no crime. 205 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,979 Thank you for your time. 206 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,182 How my doin'? 207 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,498 - you'll be lucky if they Don't send you up, too. 208 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,134 - all right, will the Prosecutor please present 209 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,591 His next witness. 210 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,660 - I call verna jean williams. 211 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,396 Verna jean williams! 212 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,182 Miss williams... - yes. 213 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:17,241 - that's a very smart Outfit you're wearing today. 214 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,442 - I know. 215 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,813 - now yesterday you were Seen talking to mr. Washington. 216 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,725 Will you please tell the class 217 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:27,185 The subject of That conversation. 218 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,455 - well, boom boom was Just showin' me a bicycle 219 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,368 That he bought At a police auction. 220 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,491 - for how much? 221 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,227 - eight dollars. 222 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,228 - eight dollars! 223 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,408 Eight dollars! 224 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:39,564 - guilty! 225 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,899 Guilty! Guilty! 226 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,568 I am gonna bury Your client so deep, 227 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,805 He's gonna be the Treasurer of sierra madre. 228 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,713 - miss williams, did You ask mr. Washington 229 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,915 Where he got the eight dollars? 230 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,117 - no! 231 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,418 - no further questions. 232 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,534 Next witness... - if it please the court, 233 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:08,860 I would like to call My surprise witness. 234 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,896 Surprise witness. 235 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,664 Surprise witness. 236 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,660 - come on, let's Get on with this. 237 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,950 - okay, raise your right Hand and repeat after me. 238 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,424 - what is this? Am I sworn in? 239 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,015 - no, but you've just Been bar mitzvah'd. 240 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,085 Congratulations. Today you are a man. 241 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,790 - keep your hands Off me, sheephead. 242 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,005 - do you swear to tell The truth, the whole truth, 243 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,140 And nothin' but the truth? 244 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,808 - certainly, washington did it. 245 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,400 - objection. This Witness is hostile. 246 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,103 - thank you, kotter. 247 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,439 I, uh, I'm glad we're finally Starting to communicate. 248 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:03,114 - mr. Woodman, you are looking Very chipper this morning. 249 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,250 Please tell the court what You saw washington doing 250 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,886 In the halls yesterday. 251 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:08,887 - counting money. 252 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,690 - he was counting money. And what did you do? 253 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,326 - I checked to see if My wallet was missing. 254 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,231 - and how much Money did he have? 255 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,299 - I don't know, 256 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,568 But it was all in dimes, Nickels, and quarters. 257 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,123 Oh, no. 258 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:32,276 - it was all in dimes, Nickels, and quarters. 259 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,744 Your witness, mr. Kotter. 260 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,046 This is like taking Candy from a baby. 261 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,720 - mr. Woodman, is it? 262 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,456 - you know my name, kotter. 263 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,559 - well, mr. Woodman, are You currently employed 264 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,795 Here at buchanan high school? 265 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,664 - no, I'm a jammer In the roller derby. 266 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,903 - mr. Woodman, you are In fact employed here, 267 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,039 And you are employed In the position of 268 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,885 Vice principal, isn't that true? 269 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,709 - yes. 270 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:10,247 - for how long have you Been the vice principal? 271 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,649 - twenty-seven years. 272 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:17,054 - twenty-seven Years, mr. Woodman. 273 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,724 One step away from the top. 274 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,059 So close you could Almost touch it, 275 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,763 Yet so far away. 276 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,865 Frustratin', isn't it? 277 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,335 - yes. 278 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,972 - mr. Woodman, what induced You to testify here today? 279 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,041 - well now, that's Easy, kotter... 280 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,777 A desire to fulfill My duty as a citizen, 281 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:42,079 An interest in Seeing justice served, 282 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:45,216 And last but Certainly not least, 283 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:49,520 I saw a clean shot at Torpedoing one sweathog. 284 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,170 - ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, 285 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,128 I must question the impartiality 286 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,631 And the competency Of this surprise witness. 287 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,333 No further questions. 288 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,346 - well, I think this Is a good experience 289 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,403 For your students, kotter. 290 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,673 In the future, 291 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,477 They'll be spending A lot of time in court. 292 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,712 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 293 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,350 - your honor, the Prosecution rests. 294 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,386 - all right. 295 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,614 Okay, defense will Now call on its witness. 296 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,558 - I only have one witness. 297 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,026 I call to the stand 298 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,662 Mr. Freddie "Boom Boom" washington. 299 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,701 - raise your right hand. 300 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,036 - nah, do not bother. 301 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,271 I ain't got nothin' to say. 302 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,009 - freddie, I'm only gonna Ask you one question... 303 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,545 Did you take the money? 304 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,516 Freddie, say something In your own defense. 305 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,557 Freddie, they're Gonna find you guilty. 306 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,863 Your witness. 307 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:17,975 - aren't we quiet this Morning, mr. Washington? 308 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,310 Now, isn't it true 309 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,981 That when mr. Kotter Left you in the class, 310 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,284 You had an easy opportunity To get to the money? 311 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,453 Isn't it true that You did, in fact, 312 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,157 Willfully and knowingly Steal the money? 313 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,821 Isn't it a fact... Isn't it a fact... 314 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,429 - oo-o-h. 315 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,477 - well, look at this. We Got our eight bucks back. 316 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,533 Look at that. 317 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,446 - you better guess Again, barbarino. 318 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,590 There's a lot more Than eight dollars here. 319 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,249 - there's uh, Thirty-two dollars. 320 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,585 - hey, mr. Kotter, 321 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,721 The prosecution Is willing to discuss 322 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,823 A little plea bargaining, huh? 323 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,292 - what are you talking about? 324 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,094 - let's pardon washington, 325 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,563 And you and I split the Money as legal fees. 326 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,064 Mexico awaits! 327 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,745 - horshack, you cannot Pardon somebody 328 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,914 Unless you first establish That they're guilty. 329 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,405 It's a court... Not The white house. 330 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,821 I wanna find out how that Fish turned eight dollars 331 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,144 Into thirty-two dollars. 332 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,516 - in an unprecedented move, 333 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,752 The defense would like To call as its next witness, 334 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:40,324 The prosecuting Attorney, f. Lee horshack. 335 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,459 - me? On the stand? 336 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:46,263 Yuck, yuck, yuck. 337 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,398 - all right, horshack. 338 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,478 I have some questions About the thirty-two dollars. 339 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,136 - all right, ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, 340 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,238 The defense must be desperate. 341 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,739 Even if I knew anything, 342 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,075 You would never Get it out of me. 343 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,188 - just take the stand. 344 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,423 - I know what you're gonna Try and do, mr. Kotter. 345 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,447 You're gonna try And break me down. 346 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,517 Me? The man of steel? 347 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,687 Well, unless you got Some kryptonite on you, 348 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,189 You'll never weaken me. 349 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,858 I will never crack. Never, never, never. 350 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,539 - you know anything About the $32? 351 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,163 I did it! 352 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,213 I put eight dollars in its mouth 353 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,471 So that freddie Wouldn't get into trouble. 354 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,117 Oh, I don't know What came over me. 355 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,542 Mercy on the court, Mercy, mercy, mercy. 356 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,312 - all right, the Witness is excu-u-u-sed. 357 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,685 - you finally broke me down. 358 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:49,359 I don't know how Ya did it, but ya did it. 359 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,996 - epstein, take the stand. 360 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,175 - do I gotta? - that's right. 361 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,699 This court does not recognize Notes from your mother. 362 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,184 - can you throw any Light on this mystery 363 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,975 That we're unraveling? 364 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,509 - I plead the eighth amendment. 365 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,655 - that's the fifth amendment. 366 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,639 - inflation's Hittin' everywhere. 367 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:17,054 - well, it sure hit our fish. Did you put money in the fish? 368 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,422 - yeah, yeah, sure. 369 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,790 Sure I did. 370 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,025 I mean, uh, I don't want My friend washington 371 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,627 To take a bum rap, you know. 372 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,030 I mean, I just couldn't see Freddie walkin' that last mile. 373 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,132 - walk? 374 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,448 The way the money's coming In, he could take a cab! 375 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,603 All right, you're excused. 376 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:37,641 I call as the next witness, Judge vinnie barbarino. 377 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,792 Did you put any Money in the fish? 378 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,896 - judge, do I gotta Answer that question? 379 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,066 Tell the witness he's Gotta answer that question. 380 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,791 What? 381 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,161 The question... Did you Put the money in the fish? 382 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,733 Where? 383 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,271 Boy, are you stupid, You know that. 384 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,472 You're a real idiot! 385 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,789 The question is did you Put the money in the fish? 386 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,343 Yeah. 387 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,113 Put me down for Eight bucks, would ya? 388 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,415 I was saving for my College education. 389 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,922 - mr. Kotter, Well, we all guilty. 390 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,993 Between us, me and the Girls put in eight dollars, too. 391 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:33,463 - all right, that explains How the $32 got into the fish, 392 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,767 But it doesn't explain where The original eight dollars went, 393 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,336 And we're not goin' anywhere Until the shadow of guilt 394 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,605 That surrounds My client is lifted. 395 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,019 - all right, I think It's time for a verdict. 396 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,155 So I'd like the jury, The members of the jury 397 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,012 To please come to a decision. 398 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,980 - okay everybody, follow me. 399 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,315 - take your time about it. 400 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,828 You got a man's Future in your hands. 401 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,585 Please take your time. 402 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,003 - sorry it took so long. 403 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,907 I had a hung jury on my hands. 404 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,296 - all right. 405 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,576 Has the jury come to a decision? 406 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,100 - yeah, your honor. 407 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,969 We the jury find the Defendant guilty as charged. 408 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,403 - all right. 409 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,250 Um, would you guys Come on up to the bench 410 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,240 And get your sentence. 411 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,342 Come on. 412 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,282 - ya had a lousy lawyer. 413 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,419 - you're really gonna do this... 414 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,565 You're really gonna Convict the man 415 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,987 On circumstantial evidence? 416 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,456 - yeah, but mr. Kotter, 417 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,825 We all know that Freddie is guilty. 418 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,294 - is that right? That's really right? 419 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,540 Well, maybe you Might be interested 420 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,030 In takin' a look at this. 421 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,066 - lemme see this. 422 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,947 It's a bank book For eight dollars. 423 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,105 - that's right. Now What does that name say? 424 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,339 - the sweethogs. 425 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:55,679 - the sweathogs, Sweathogs, sweathogs. 426 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,191 - right? - oh, wow. 427 00:21:57,215 --> 00:22:00,384 You mean, freddie put Our money in a bank? 428 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,622 - you know, you Never asked me once, 429 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,056 "Freddie, where's the money?" 430 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,859 All you sad was freddie, Why did you steal it? 431 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:09,927 - that's right. 432 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,173 If you hadn't Assumed he was guilty, 433 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,008 He woulda told you where The money was in the first place. 434 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,064 - dang. 435 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,211 - freddie, what did you Put it in the bank for? 436 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:19,503 - because a rubber fish Don't pay 6% interest. 437 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,285 - not only were You ready to believe 438 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,642 That your friend was a thief, 439 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,144 But you made things worse By puttin' money in the fish 440 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,779 And tryin' to cover up for him. 441 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:32,015 I think everybody owes Freddie a big apology... 442 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:36,019 Including myself because I had my own doubts. 443 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,321 I'm sorry, freddie. 444 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,855 - freddie, I'm real sorry. 445 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,224 - I'm sorry, freddie. - can you forgive me. 446 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,894 - hey, hey, look. Forget the apologies. 447 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,197 You know, I probably Woulda convicted me, too, 448 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,831 Under the same circumstances. 449 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,901 - so, what are we Gonna do with the $32? 450 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,304 - you know what I say... 451 00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,706 I say we give it to fredrick "Boom boom" washington, 452 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:58,175 Our class treasurer, For safekeeping. 453 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,478 Yay, yeah. 454 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,712 Yay, freddie. 455 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,780 - it's all right. 456 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,092 Hey, I tell ya what We're gonna do... 457 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,328 We're gonna take all this money, We're gonna put it in the bank. 458 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,151 We gonna all be typhoons. 459 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,023 - that's uh, tycoons. 460 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,592 - no, typhoons 'cause At the end of the year, 461 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,594 We gonna all blow it. 462 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,510 Yeah, yay. 463 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,183 - julie? - what? 464 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,673 - guess what I have in my hands? 465 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,749 No, guess, come on. 466 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,744 - um, a butterfly. 467 00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,980 - nope. 468 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,516 - a-a-a-a flower. 469 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:40,962 - no, guess again. - aw. 470 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:44,922 Gabe, this is stupid. All right, all right. 471 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:48,692 Um, an elephant. 472 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,793 - what color? 473 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,349 ♪ welcome back ♪ 474 00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:16,186 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 475 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,389 ♪ welcome back ♪ 476 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:22,993 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 477 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:27,464 ♪ well the names have all Changed since you hung around ♪ 478 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:32,102 ♪ but those dreams have remained And they've turned around ♪ 479 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,270 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 480 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,917 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 481 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,075 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 482 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,077 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 483 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,312 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 484 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,314 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 485 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,616 ♪ welcome back ♪ 486 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:51,021 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 487 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,290 ♪ welcome back welcome back ♪ 488 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,192 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 489 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,394 ♪ welcome back welcome back ♪ 490 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,596 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 491 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,564 ♪ welcome back welcome back ♪ 492 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,901 ♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪ 36227

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