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[instrumental music]
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Oh, one happy face.
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Pops, I know you are so proud
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that Marlon went off and became
a big time stage actor, huh.
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Can't wait to see my baby boy.
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After three months
on the road with Keith Sweat.
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Hmm, you give me three hours
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with Keith Sweat.
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Now, that would be
a show. Keith..
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Dee, Dee!
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Ugh!
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- Yo, what's up, y'all?
- How are you doing, baby?
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Hey, I got Marlon's favorite
triple-layer cake.
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- Ooh.
- First layer chocolate.
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Second layer vanilla, and
third
layer edible panty drawers.
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Oh.
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"Welcome home, Merlin?"
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Oh, damn, man.
Now I gotta take it back.
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No, no, no, uh, he's
gonna
be here any minute.
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Wait, let me fix it.
Hold on one second.
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"Welcome home, Moron."
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Perfect, pop.
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Oh, hey, everybody.
He's here. He's here.
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Oh, now I hope
all the success
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didn't make him change up
on us, you know.
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You crazy, not my baby brother.
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- Oh.
- Not my baby boy.
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Marlon Williams
is in the hiz-house.
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Marlon.
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Watch that, watch that,
watch that.
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Oh.
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She might have a gun
underneath the bullets.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Yeah, she look
vaguely familiar.
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Marlon, my boy.
My boy.
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Watch the old man,
he look a little shady.
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Frisk him, he look like
he don't wash right.
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Get him back.
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What's up, kid, yo?
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- What's up?
- What's up? Bow!
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Let's keep it right there.
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Alright, cool, thank you.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Jacket. Thank you.
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Yo, man, where'd you get
them liquor store shades?
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Look like them glasses they
keep
over by the cheese doodles.
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[laughing]
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Pa dam pa dam tsk. Pow.
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Not funny.
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Anyway, it's good
to have you back.
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Yeah, it's good to be
back.
Can you please?
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You're wrinkling the
DKNY.
Thank you.
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Marlon?
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How was it working
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with a big star
like Keith Sweat?
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Like Keith Sweat?
Dee, I'm the big
star.
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You better read these reviews.
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Hey, come on.
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Come on, light skin,
you got to be faster than
that.
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Eh, milk dud.
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Get on your man.
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It's right here. Read that.
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"Keith Sweat is brilliant
in the role of--"
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- No, not that.
- Oh you, boy!
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Are you gonna finish
readin' that or what?
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That's what I thought.
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You finish. Eyes down.
Get on that.
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[laughs]
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"There are no words
to describe Marlon
Williams'
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stage performance
short of spell
binding?"
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Comma, keep your eye
on the new hot talent period
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quote and quote, thank you.
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Wow, kid. You gonna beat
Chris Tucker out this year
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for the NAACP award.
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[high-pitched]
And you know this man.
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What about me, what about us,
man, what about us?
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Excuse me, too loud, fold
ears.
Can't hear no more.
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Don't worry, guys. I just
want
you guys to know something.
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No matter how big I get
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no matter how insignificant
you little people
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become in my life..
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...I'll never forget you.
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The little people.
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- And Marlon.
- Hmm?
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Since I'm still your
father,
I want you to know
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no matter how big you get..
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...I can still whip your ass.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Get him, get him, hold.
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Y'all want some
of this too,
huh?
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Send me a bottle
of your most expensive
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water for my bath.
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Also send me up 100 green M&Ms.
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And, uh, four cheese burgers.
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No cheese.
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Thank you.
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Woo-ha!
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Marl, where'd you get
all this stuff, huh?
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They look like
a ghetto shop image in here.
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I just went on a little
shopping spree, bro.
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Why do you need
a snowmobile in Harlem
for?
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Shawn...you silly negro.
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Now that I'm rich, I'm gonna
buy stuff I don't need.
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Marlon, can I tell
you
a little secret?
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- What?
- You ain't rich.
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Yeah, but I will be.
Shawn, my play is a hit, kid.
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I'm just gonna live out
my dreams, baby. Hoo.
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The way you're keepin' up,
you'll be livin' 'em out
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in a cardboard box.
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Remember these two words.
MC Hammer.
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First it was all good
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and now it's all gone.
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Hey, fool,
you straight trippin'.
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Come, look at this, man.
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Look at this
pretty
TV over here.
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Look at this
47-inch
bad girl.
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Look at her.
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That's my baby.
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- Well, you know what I think?
- 'What?'
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I think you should take
some of this stuff back.
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- And get your cash.
- Cash?
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Shawn, rich
people
don't use cash.
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We use credit.
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Man, you've got more
plastic than Payless Shoes.
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'Come on, let's gather around,
people. Time for cast prayer.'
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It's almost magic time
in this crazy business
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we call...show.
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Hoo.
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Dear Lord..
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Thank you for our last success.
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God, I always wanted, uh,
to ask you for the strength
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to personally
have a good performance
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for my family
and for that TIME critic
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that's sittin'
in the audience though.
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Please give him the strength
to recognize a real talent
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when he sees one.
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Lord, please give me
the strength
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to keep from droppin'
this brother
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if he keeps stealin' my
lines,
like he has been
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for the last two weeks.
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'Cause you know, Father,
Marlon is tryin' to take
over
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the whole show, Lord.
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Excuse me, Lord, while
I attend to these two asses.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I'm doin' what I gotta do
to save this show.
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Thank you.
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Look, let me tell you somethin'.
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It doesn't need savin'.
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Look, yes, it
does.
Okay?
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And I'm been carryin'
you
since we started.
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- Carryin' me?
- Yeah.
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Go take a look
at that sign out front.
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I'm the star, and without me
there is no show.
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I guess you've been
carryin' me too.
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Hell, no.
You'd break my back.
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What you say, boy?
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I said, uh, did you see
"The Men In Black?"
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It was a great movie.
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'You have to see
"The Men In Black."'
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'Cause you got four aliens
up under your skirt.
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Oh, Lord. What am I gonna do?
How am I gonna pay the rent?
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I done prayed on it.
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And I hoped
it wouldn't come to
this.
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But Shady Otis said
I can have my job
back
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at the Boom Boom Room.
Shaking my money maker.
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Mama, no.
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No, mama.
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No, mama.
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Mama, you promised me,
you wouldn't dance no more.
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Mama, you promised me.
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Oh, you promised me, mama.
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But, baby, I've got to
pay.
That is the only way.
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We ain't gots to dance
no more, mama.
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You don't have to do it, mama.
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Mama, I got the rent.
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I got the rent!
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Yeah, Travis got the rent.
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No, mama, I got the rent
tonight, okay.
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Mama, they took out one
of my liver for the rent,
mama.
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- They took it.
- I got the rent.
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I sold one of my livers.
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Why are you stealin' my lines?
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Because you don't
tell them right.
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It doesn't matter
who got the rent
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all that matters
is that we're together.
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Baby.
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Let mama tell you a story.
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You mean you're gonna
tell us a story about
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when you went marching
with Dr. Martin Luther King
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Ju-u-uni-o-r, mama.
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You went marching, mama,
when them dogs came after you
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and they bit you, mama.
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You just kept on
gettin' up, mama.
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You had the Lord
on your big back..
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I guess I won't be tellin'
that story tonight.
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- Travis.
- Yes, mama.
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Why don't you sing mama
a happy song?
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Sure, mama.
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[mellow music]
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♪ Oh happy day ♪
♪ Oh happy day ♪
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♪ Oh happy day ♪
♪ Oh happy day ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ He washed my sins away
now pray everyday ♪
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♪ He dipped me down
in holy water ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ Aaaa-a-a-a ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ Washed my sins away ♪♪
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Hold up, hold up.
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Ladies and gentlemen..
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if I were you,
I would ask for my money back
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because as far as I'm concerned
this show is over.
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I'm shutting it down.
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I quit.
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I'm with you.
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- Ah, see? He hittin' that.
- Come on, forget them.
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Who needs a platinum
audience anyway, right?
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Come on, y'all. Everybody.
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♪ When Jesus comes ♪
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Kirk Franklin style.
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♪ When Jesus comes ♪
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[indistinct chattering]
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♪ When Jesus comes ♪♪
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Oh, snap.
Look what happened.
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Keith Sweat is back.
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♪ Make it last forever ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ Make it last
oh yeah right now ♪
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- 'Go on.'
- 'Keep singing.'
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Hey, hey, hey.
Don't look over
there.
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Focus on us. Do your thing.
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'Look straight ahead.'
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[instrumental music]
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Marlon, will you come on, man.
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The guys gotta take
the stuff back to the store.
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[sobbing]
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Pancho, Mira.
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Before you take my baby
from my bosom
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can I please have
a minute alone with her?
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[speaking in Spanish]
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Alone.
Over there,
Mira.
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I'm gonna miss you, Mitzu.
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You promise me,
when someone else touches
254
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:02,330
your knobs, you'll think of me.
255
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,366
Oh, I love you.
256
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000
- Don't you forsake me.
- Come on, boy.
257
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,133
- Okay.
- Take it away, y'all.
258
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,333
Okay, okay.
Now, you be good, okay?
259
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:12,283
I promise when I get some money
I'm gonna send for you.
260
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,830
I love you.
261
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,333
I promise when I get the money
I'll send for you.
262
00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:20,283
You be good to her.
263
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,316
Marlon, did you give back
that cell phone?
264
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,830
You know what,
I couldn't find
it.
265
00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:31,283
Shawn, I, I swear,
I couldn't find it.
266
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:32,366
Marlon, where's the phone?
267
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,500
Shawn, I looked
everywhere for
it.
268
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:35,266
I just could not find it.
269
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:39,660
I mean, it bugged me out
too,
I just couldn't find it.
270
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,316
But you know,
as soon as I find
it.
271
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,266
I'm gonna send it to you
guys,
I promise. Scouts honor.
272
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,300
[cell phone rings]
273
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:52,233
Chello, Casanova
of the ghetto
speakin'.
274
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,233
Yes, can I speak
to Mr. Marlon Williams,
please?
275
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:58,300
- Yes, this is he.
- Give back the damn phone,
boy!
276
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,160
Boy, these fiber
optics
are good.
277
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,233
Sounds like you're
right here in this
room.
278
00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:06,660
Oh, come on, Shawn.
279
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,660
Besides, as soon as
I get a new gig
280
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,150
I'm gonna get all
my stuff back, anyway.
281
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:14,250
- Shoot.
- No offense, kid.
282
00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,830
What you did at that play
was filthy.
283
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,330
- You know that, right?
- 'Oh, stop it, stop it.'
284
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,166
You made Keith Sweat
quit the play.
285
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,160
I didn't make
him
quit the play.
286
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,160
Shawn, he quit 'cause he
couldn't take the
competition.
287
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,250
- Face it.
- Yeah, well, whatever.
288
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:27,166
All I know is when the word
gets
around about your performance
289
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,000
you landin' your next acting
gig
ain't gonna be that easy.
290
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,133
So, what are you sayin'?
291
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,166
You sayin'
you ain't got confidence
292
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,300
I'mma land back on my feet?
293
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,330
It's not about you
landin' back on your feet--
294
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,116
No, it is about me
landin' back on--
295
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,233
You're a Williams, okay?
296
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:39,116
You'll always
land back on your feet.
297
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,216
But you're not gonna
stay there long
298
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,383
if you keep this attitude up.
299
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,233
I don't have attitude!
Thank you!
300
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:47,660
You need to check
yourself
'cause you got
301
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,133
the attitude, alright?
302
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,266
You're the one
that got
attitude.
303
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,150
You never did
believe in me, Shawn.
304
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,150
Never did.
305
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,160
- Alright?
- I don't believe in you?
306
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,300
- No, you don't believe in
me.
- I don't believe in you?
307
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,166
No, you don't.
308
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,500
I believe in you more
than you even know, okay?
309
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:01,133
Yeah, right.
310
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,116
You know, I wasn't
gonna go here with you
311
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,283
but you-you need to
hear this, okay?
312
00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:06,116
'Cause your head
is getting too big.
313
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,500
The only reason why your play
didn't go out of business..
314
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,283
...is because I put my money up.
315
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:15,500
That's right. I tried
to help you with your dream.
316
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:16,266
And you ruined it with your ego.
317
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,250
For both of us.
318
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:21,316
[instrumental music]
319
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,200
Shawn, Shawn.
320
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,000
I found the way to turn
my business around.
321
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,300
Whose face do you see
on this honey bun?
322
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,266
- I don't know.
- Sammy Davis Junior.
323
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,160
Look at the eye.
It's lookin' right at you.
324
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,166
It's a miracle, son.
I've been blessed.
325
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,150
Pop, what are you gonna
do
with this thing?
326
00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:49,000
I'm gonna build a shrine.
327
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,283
Millions of people are gonna
come from all over the world
328
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:54,133
to talk to Sammy
on the other side.
329
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,250
Oh, yeah, brother.
You gonna get paid.
330
00:15:56,283 --> 00:15:58,500
You should put it
on the internet
under
331
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,300
www.sammyseye.
332
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,830
[laughs]
333
00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:05,660
That ain't funny, son.
334
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,150
You should be ashamed
of yourself
335
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,133
talkin' about Sammy like that.
336
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,116
- Dee, no!
- What?
337
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,660
Pop just found that miracle bun
that looked like Sammy Davis Jr.
338
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,166
and you just ate it.
339
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,283
Woman, are you out
of your damn mind?
340
00:16:18,316 --> 00:16:20,133
What do you have to say
for yourself?
341
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,000
Got milk?
342
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,830
Million of dollars
gone down the drain.
343
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,300
'Cause of one bite, son.
344
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,660
What's up.
What's the deal, yo?
345
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,316
How's the job search going, son?
346
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:32,166
Oh, man, it's going good,
pop.
It got me a gig already.
347
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,183
Hey, don't worry, man, I'll
have you that money in no
time.
348
00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:36,133
Oh, man, don't worry about it.
349
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,250
Hey, look, kid,
I wanted to tell you that,
uh..
350
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:40,116
...sorry the way
I came at you earlier.
351
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:43,200
No, no, no, you-you was
right.
I, I deserved it.
352
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,133
What kind of job is this, son?
Another show?
353
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah, it's, it's a show.
354
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,330
Yeah, I guess you can
call it that, yeah.
355
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,350
Well, we'll be there
to support you.
356
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:53,100
No, it's alright, pop.
357
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,166
You know, I..
I'm a little nervous at
first.
358
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,216
So I'm gonna get in touch
with
my character and
everything.
359
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,100
And then you guys
can come down, okay?
360
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,366
So, just wait a while.
I'll see you later, okay?
361
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:07,166
Hmm, something's
not right here, Shawn.
362
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,500
Normally, Marlon would beg us
to come to his gigs.
363
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,200
I know, and where's he gonna
364
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:14,283
get all that money
in three weeks?
365
00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:18,300
You don't think he's gonna do
something freaky, do you?
366
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,830
You talkin' about
the same Marlon?
367
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,216
Oh, Lord! Lord! Lord!
368
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,160
I've lost my son
to the streets, Shawn.
369
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,660
Pops, look, I just found
a donut that look like
370
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,100
the old Michael Jackson.
371
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,233
Now go put some powdered sugar
on it so it can look like
372
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,150
the new Michael Jackson.
373
00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:37,283
Let's go, son.
374
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,283
[instrumental music]
375
00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:47,160
Yo, yo, yo. What's
up,
little children?
376
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,300
My name is Pirate Leroy.
377
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,366
Yo, yo, yo,
and a bottle of activator.
378
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,500
[Marlon laughing]
379
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,250
Activate, yo, yo.
Hoo.
380
00:17:57,283 --> 00:18:01,200
Anyway, this here is my
pet parrot, Polly. Come on.
381
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:03,333
That's not a
parrot,
that a pigeon.
382
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,366
I said, it's a damn parrot.
383
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,316
You interrupt me again, I'mma
kick you with my little nub.
384
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,216
'Anyway, come on, children,
y'all gather around.'
385
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,233
I'mma tell you a
story.
Come on.
386
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,000
Come on, Jane Brady.
387
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:19,200
This better be good,
'cause you stink like fish.
388
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,266
Oh, yeah? Well, you
interrupt me again
389
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,330
I'mma cut your
little weave off.
390
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,330
You hear me, with my hook.
391
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,250
Raven-Symone.
392
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,000
Anyway, once upon a time
393
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:33,100
Pirate Leroy was
cruising
the seven seas.
394
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,283
You know, all of a sudden
395
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:37,350
I just passed by
the Crincho Islands.
396
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,300
'All of a sudden..'
397
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:43,660
along came
a low-ridin' sailboat.
398
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,250
He put up next to me and said
399
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:47,160
"Break yourself, fool,
break yourself, fool.
400
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,283
Break yourself,
you jacket fool."
401
00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:51,166
I said, "What you sat
trippin' off up in here?
402
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,383
Pacific Ocean, fool."
He said, "West side."
403
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,233
Then he put out the cannon,
and he blew my leg off.
404
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:01,160
And I started runnin'
around
with one leg, runnin'..
405
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,000
...and then he sailed off.
406
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,183
And that..
407
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:10,283
...was the first sail-by..
408
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,160
...shootin' ever happened.
409
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,350
You suck, man.
Bring on a mermaid.
410
00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:17,350
Pop, man, this is worse
than I thought.
411
00:19:17,383 --> 00:19:20,500
Yeah, he sold his leg.
412
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,150
No, pop, I'm talkin'
about this gig.
413
00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:27,830
Alright, [indistinct].
Who wants some ice cream?
414
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:29,266
We don't take anything
from strangers.
415
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,300
Well, I'm not a stranger.
416
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,383
Your mama knows me.
417
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,830
Now, who wants some rocky road?
418
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:40,116
We don't want rocky road.
We want vanilla.
419
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:43,383
We don't have vanilla.
We only got rocky road.
420
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,330
[shouting in unison]
We want vanilla!
421
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,216
- We want vanilla!
- No.
422
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,330
- We want vanilla!
- Ow!
423
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,166
- We want vanilla!
- Ow-w!
424
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,300
- We want vanilla!
- Ow!
425
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,166
- We want vanilla!
- 'Oo-ow!'
426
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,316
We want vanilla!
427
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,133
Oh, what's happening?
428
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,366
I'm a trained actor.
429
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,100
I worked with Keith Sweat.
430
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,200
Let's go help your brother.
431
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,500
Hey, hey, you little kids.
432
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,500
Uh, umm, Power Rangers is
beatin' Barney up outside.
433
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,350
'Let's go, come on up.'
434
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:18,183
What're you guys doing here?
435
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,150
I don't want
y'all
to see me like
this.
436
00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:22,183
Well, I can see why.
437
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh, you look like
a gay Captain Crunch.
438
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:26,350
Hey, was this the best gig
you could get?
439
00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:28,316
Shawn, I'm been
on two auditions every
day
440
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,116
for the past week, man.
441
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:33,500
Nobody wants to hire me
because of my
reputation.
442
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,316
So it was either
this
or all male
version
443
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:40,283
of Shakespeare's
Romeo and Big
Curtis.
444
00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:43,200
Good choice.
445
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,383
See here.
446
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,333
Here's $300. They paid
me
a month's advance.
447
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:57,000
Marlon, man, I told you
it's not about the money.
448
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,183
I know, I just
wanted
to pay you back.
449
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,350
You wanna pay me back?
450
00:21:00,383 --> 00:21:03,183
Pay me back by the next time
you have a good thing going
451
00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:05,200
don't blow it by ego trippin'.
452
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,500
Yeah and look on
the bright side, Marlon.
453
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:09,200
Your acting clean was good
while it lasted
454
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,830
but now you can move on
to other things.
455
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:15,830
Let me ask you something, pop.
456
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:19,660
Something like this make you
give up on your dream?
457
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,660
Yeah, son. It would.
458
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,660
Pops is only
playin' around, man.
459
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,350
Hey, look, we still
believe in you.
460
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,000
And until you land
your next big gig..
461
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,133
...you always got a job
back at the newsstand with me.
462
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,300
Thanks, kid.
463
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,150
You know, y'all boys
come on home.
464
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:37,133
Marlon, bring me that bird.
I'm gonna make a six piece.
465
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,283
Rice or somethin'.
466
00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:40,830
- Hey, Shawn.
- What's up?
467
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:43,283
Uh, see if it's not
about the money,
uh..
468
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:45,000
...could I get
that $300 back?
469
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,166
- No.
- Come on, brother.
470
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,160
Come on, how you gonna say no
to a, to a brother with one
leg?
471
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,316
Come on, Shawn.
Help me up, man.
472
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:55,150
Use that $300,
give me one pair of Air
Jordan.
473
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,350
Well, actually,
all I need is one.
474
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,166
♪ When Jesus washed ♪
475
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
We could be a group, yo.
476
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:07,160
♪ When Jesus washed ♪
477
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,160
♪ When Jesus washed ♪
478
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,283
♪ When Jesus washed ♪
479
00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:16,160
♪ When Jesus washed ♪
480
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,166
♪ He washed my sins.. ♪
481
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,160
♪ Away ♪
482
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,330
♪ Sure enough ♪
♪ Washed them ♪
483
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,200
♪ Away ♪
484
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,350
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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