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Michael Jordan
from the 3-point line.
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He shoots the jumper.
Oh, he misses!
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He's been playing
baseball too long.
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Okay. Here we go.
Reggie "The Albino" Miller.
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He shoots.
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'Yes, he gets it in!'
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Who says white men can't jump?
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Alright. Here we go.
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John Starks, from the inside.
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Shoots. He chokes again.
Oh, man.
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[telephone ringing]
Dikembe Mutombo
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jumps up for a rebound.
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Oh, he knocks
an airplane out of the sky.
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Marlon!
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[ringing continues]
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- 'Marlon!'
- What's up?
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Come watch these fries.
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'Alright. I got you.'
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- Ready, go.
- Yeah. Go.
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Keep an eye on them.
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Ah!
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[ringing continues]
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Hello?
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Hey, Lisa,
what's up, baby girl?
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How you doin'?
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(Shawn)
'I'm chillin'.
Just makin' some fries.'
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What's up?
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Are you comin' over today?
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Oh, really?
You gonna wear somethin' sexy?
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Uh-huh. What you gonna wear?
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'Ooh.'
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That sounds good to me.
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Stop. Don't talk
like that, girl.
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Don't make me all hot
over the phone.
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[fire crackling]
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Whoo! Yeah, I'm hot.
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Are you hot? I'm hot.
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Hey, Marlon, are you hot?
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Marlon, you're burning
the French fries.
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This boy cannot cook.
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Okay, I gotta go.
Marlon's on fire
again.
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright. Cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys!
Dynamite. That is--'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[grunts]
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Here you go, Burl.
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Six diet plates.
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Thanks, Marlon.
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You know, I've been
doin'
so good lately
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I think I deserve to celebrate.
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Ha, watch yourself
'cause I think
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uh, celebrating got you there.
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[laughs]
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- What's up, kid?
- What's up, baby boy?
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- Chillin', man.
- Where's Pop?
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Isn't he supposed to be
closing the diner today?
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Yeah, he went to pick up
Uncle Leon.
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They're going somewhere
where the wine flows free
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the women are easy,
and they gamble all night
long.
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Bingo Night at Church?
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Atlantic City, Shawn.
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Here they come.
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And where did they
get those shirts?
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It looks like
Easter in Puerto Rico.
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Hey, yo, Shawn, Marlon.
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- How you doing?
- What's happening?
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- Alright.
- What's up?
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Alright, alright, I'm good.
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What's up, uncle?
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- How you doing, Pop?
- I'm good.
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Whoo! How's my
favorite
Uncle Leon doing?
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- How am I doin'?
- Yeah.
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Hey, I got a metal plate
in my head
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I got a plastic hip
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and I got three pins
in my knee.
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And you know what?
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I can still do an hour
with your Aunt Louise.
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[laughing]
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Alright, come on,
everybody.
It's closing time.
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Hurry up and eat, big fella.
You're cuttin' into my
vacation.
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I'm hurryin'.
I'm hurryin'.
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Well, we're off to Atlantic City
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home of salt water
taffy
and economic chaos.
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Hey, Pop, listen, I know
I ask you this every year
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and every year you tell me,
"Hell, no, boy."
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but I'm gonna ask you again
this year.
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Please, instead of closing
the diner
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keep it open
and let me run it.
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Please, Pop, please!
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Hell, no, boy.
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Well, at least this time
he gave it some thought.
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Come on, Pop, please.
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It's the perfect opportunity
to teach Marlon
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some responsibility.
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And besides,
with the diner closed
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where's old Esther
gonna hang out?
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Same as every year,
Grand Central
Station
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with her imaginary friends.
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I don't know, son,
I've worked so hard to
build
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this business
and make it a
success.
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See, I do things a certain way.
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That's why the
diner
is so special.
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Johnny boy, take a chance, man.
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You know what?
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You're so anal
that if you sat down
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you'd suck up the furniture.
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- Just hush up, Leon.
- Come on, Pops.
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You always tell me
I'm your favorite
son.
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Hey!
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Hey, Pop, look
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I promise, I'll keep
an eye on everything.
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Well, I do hate to shut
down
and lose all that money.
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- Please, Pop. Please,
please--
- 'Okay. Okay.'
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- You got it, you got it.
- Thank you.
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Shut up before I whup
you
like a loosened horse.
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Thank you, Pop.
Thank you, thank
you.
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Leon, let's go.
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Atlantic City, here we come.
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I get to drive.
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You get everything, man,
you get the nice car
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you get the wife with both eyes
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and you get a prostate
that's not as big as your
head.
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- Congratulations, kid.
- Thank you.
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The diner's all yours.
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And you didn't even have to
wait
for Pops to die or anything.
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Shh. That was plan B.
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[hip hop music]
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Whoo.
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- What's up, kid?
- 'What's happening?'
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How's your first
two days at work? Good?
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Were they good?
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Does a homeless man stink?
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- I take that as a yes.
- Uh, yeah.
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- What are you wearing?
- Oh, nothin'.
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What do you mean nothin'?
That's my old tuxedo.
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No wonder why it's so tight
in the crotch.
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No, really, why you wearin' it?
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Oh, well, I just wanted
to bring a little
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class to the diner.
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Look, kid, I know you
trying
to impress Pops and all
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but I think you're getting
a little carried away.
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Ain't nobody
getting
no carried away.
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Shawn, have you seen my top hat?
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Here you go.
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How do I look?
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You look like
the black in the hat.
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You know what, I'm startin'
to get nervous, man.
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I'mma come down there
and check things out.
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Come on, man.
You sound like Pop.
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[imitating Pops]
You take that
back.
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Come on, man, for real,
y'all treat me
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like, I'm seven years old.
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We do not treat you
like you're seven years
old.
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- Do too.
- Do not.
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- Do too. Do too..
- Do not. Do not..
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- Infinity.
- No, no, uh, no pay tax.
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No pay-pay tax.
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Come on, man, for real.
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How you expect me to make
somethin' of myself
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and you don't even
believe in me?
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Alright, you're right,
kid.
You're right.
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You know why
I always mess up, Shawn?
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'Cause you and Pop
just sittin' around
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waitin' for me to mess up.
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It's self-fulfilling prophecy.
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What?
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I saw it on an episode
of "Different Strokes".
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See.
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Willis was hangin' around
with some drug dealers.
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And he told Arnold,
Arnold said..
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[as Arnold]
"What you
talking about, Willie?"
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- And look at Willis now--
- Alright, shut up. Fine.
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Alright. You know
what?
You're right.
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I'mma let you do
what you gotta do,
okay?
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Handle your business.
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Now, get outta here
so I can take a nap.
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Alright.
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Thank you for believin' in me.
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'Cause you know, if you
can't
trust your brother
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who in the world can you trust?
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(Shawn)
You know what,
you're right, kid, I mean
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I ain't gonna worry about
it.
It ain't my money.
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You know?
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If Pop ain't worried,
I ain't worried.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, put my damn money back.
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All of it.
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[instrumental music]
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- Yeah.
- I'm worried, Leon.
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I think it was a
mistake
leaving Marlon
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in charge of my establishment.
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Will you stop worrying, man?
We are on a roll.
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You see, I told you
that my little lizard foot
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would bring us good luck.
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Well, if that's
true,
where has it been
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for the last 40
years
of your life?
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Huh? Number ten?
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A hundred on number ten.
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Oh, you half a moron.
That
lizard foot ain't gonna
work.
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- Ten!
- Whoa!
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Oh, yes, it does.
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Hey, I'm more than
half a moron now.
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- Aren't I?
- Yes, you are.
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You're twice
that
and then some.
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♪ Ya-di-ti ya-di-ti ♪♪
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Look over there.
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[Hip Hop music]
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Sorry, brother, but, uh,
you can't come in here
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without a reservation.
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[laughs]
Marlon, it's me
Burl.
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And what do I need
a reservation for?
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Well, Burl, that's just our
new policy here at the Pops.
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We're under new management.
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I'm sorry, maybe next time
you put on a tie
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and we'll be more than happy
to grease the doors
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and squeeze you in.
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But for right now,
you're blocking
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the real customers, Burl.
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You've changed.
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Yeah. And, uh, you haven't.
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Thank you, Burl.
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- What are you doing?
- Are you crazy?
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I'm not crazy.
You're crazy.
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Look, guys, don't
worry,
I'mma-I'mma have
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this place packed
with all kind of high
rollers.
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They don't wanna
eat
with no lowlifes.
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You'll see, I'll make my
papa
proud of me.
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[scoffing]
How? You chased all
the customers away.
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You're drunk with power.
You're ruining everything.
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Yeah, what's the matter
with you?
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You work us twice as hard
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you pay us half as much
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and those pants don't even
fit you in the crotch.
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What is this,
some kind of a
mutiny?
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What, you guys
don't
believe in me?
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(together)
No.
250
00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,350
Alright. That's it.
251
00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:59,160
You, and one more
word out of you
252
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,116
Mister...Chef Boyar Bruce Lee..
253
00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:04,116
One more word out of
you,
and you're both fired.
254
00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,300
- Alright.
- Okay.
255
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,266
Okay, that's it. You're
fired.
Come on, let's go.
256
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,133
[speaks Spanish]
257
00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:11,333
Yeah,estupido?
I'll show you,amigos.
258
00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,366
I'll show all of you.
I'll show Pops too.
259
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,330
Shoot.
260
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,660
Believe in me.
261
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,100
Shoot.
262
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,300
Hey, God.
263
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,830
Um..
264
00:10:29,116 --> 00:10:32,830
...just let me be right
just this one time, please.
265
00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:33,233
[instrumental music]
266
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,366
Please.
267
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,366
Amen.
268
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,233
[jazz music]
269
00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:50,216
[whistling]
270
00:11:10,116 --> 00:11:12,233
Darryl, Kevin, pick it up.
271
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,116
[no audio]
272
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,366
Darryl, Kevin, pick it up.
273
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,116
Knuckleheads. Shoot.
274
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,000
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
275
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,166
And, uh, waiter, could I get
a glass of water, please?
276
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,200
Oh, sure. Hey, uh, Darryl!
277
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,330
Could you get this man
some water, please? Thank you.
278
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,200
[coughing]
Oh, sure.
279
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,500
Oh, thank you.
280
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:43,300
Waiter, um, I ordered
281
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,366
this burger medium and..
282
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,383
Well, does that look
medium to you?
283
00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:53,100
Yeah. Tastes medium to me.
284
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,160
Hey, Kevin.
285
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,500
That burger look medium to you?
286
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:01,660
Let me check this here.
287
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,250
- Yeah, tastes medium to me.
- Yeah.
288
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,250
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, it's medium.
289
00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,383
(Darryl)
'Yeah.'
290
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,183
- I'm not payin' for this.
- What?
291
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:09,233
Oh, that's-that's what
I want you to say.
292
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,250
Calm down. Calm down..
293
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:12,366
Chill. Chill. Chill.
294
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,330
- Chill. Chill. Chill.
- Calm down.
295
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,166
- You alright, D?
- You alright?
296
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,160
- You alright, man?
- Well, you know?
297
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,283
- Alright, man, cool down.
Yeah.
- It's cool, man. It's cool..
298
00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:21,660
Hey, uh, what seems to be
the problem here?
299
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,300
I'm the owner
of this fine establishment.
300
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,216
The money said that
this burger ain't medium.
301
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,233
Let me see that.
302
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,200
- It tastes medium to me.
- That's what I'm talking
about.
303
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,660
With a little ketchup.
304
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,266
Give me some of that.
305
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,283
Now, you need anything else,
I'll be right there.
306
00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:41,100
Right. Now, ahem, including
my tip, that'll be 15.25.
307
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,366
Please make it exact change.
308
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,330
I don't know how to
work
the cash register.
309
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:50,000
What are you guys,
a bunch of idiots?
310
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,333
And what kinda restaurant
are you running here?
311
00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:54,250
What kinda restaurant? The kind
that doesn't have to serve you.
312
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:55,350
Now, get up
and get on outta here.
313
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,266
- You don't like our food?
- Hey!
314
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,300
- Hey!
- Yo, chill, D. Chill..
315
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,200
Get on out of here. Shoo!
316
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,100
Some people just ain't
got
no manners, man.
317
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,166
'So rude. You can't talk
to my boys like that.'
318
00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,133
Oh, chill, chill,
chill.
Something's
burning.
319
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,166
What?
320
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,233
Well, it could be my meat loaf
321
00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:12,266
since I've been waiting for it
322
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,166
for an hour and a half!
323
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,660
I thought
it was this perm.
Damn!
324
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,233
Marlon, what the hell's
goin' on here?
325
00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:24,350
Huh?
326
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,383
It's lunchtime,
and there's no customers.
327
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,216
I guess they're out to lunch.
328
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,160
Where are Benny and Lupe?
329
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,350
Uh, things didn't
work out with them too good
330
00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:33,200
so I had to fire 'em.
331
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:36,100
I can't believe this, you
idiot.
You ruined Pop's business.
332
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,133
I didn't ruin it.
It was Kevin and Darryl.
333
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,366
Kevin and Darryl?
What are they doin'
here?
334
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,216
- They work here.
- Not anymore. You're fired.
335
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,350
- Oh, it's like that?
- Yeah.
336
00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:46,830
Oh, you's a sell-out!
337
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,150
Well, call me
Clarence Thomas.
338
00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:48,250
- Yeah.
- Okay?
339
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,150
You too. Yeah, you too.
340
00:13:50,183 --> 00:13:52,233
I got this job,
and I bought a
Benz.
341
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,116
Well, you should have
"Benz" a better employee.
342
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,166
Now, get the hell outta here.
343
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,300
Man, Shawn, I messed up.
344
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,830
I ruined Pop's business.
He's gonna kill me.
345
00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:05,383
I know what I'll do.
I'll burn the place down.
346
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,233
Look, man, stop it, okay?
347
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,500
- I'll get insurance.
- Stop it. Okay?
348
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,000
You've done enough
bad things for
today.
349
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,116
Now, all we need to is
hire
Benny and Lupe back
350
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,283
clean this mess up,
and maybe go apologize
351
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:17,366
to some of the customers.
352
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,830
Then when Pops come back
tomorrow night
353
00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:20,166
he won't notice.
354
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,383
We've got to do
a whole lot more than that.
355
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,183
I spent $500 of Pop's
emergency petty cash
356
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:27,100
tryin' to fix this place up.
357
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,300
Great. Great. Great.
358
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,383
Now, how the hell
are we gonna find
359
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,000
five hundred
dollars
by tomorrow night?
360
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,266
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
361
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,316
What are you thinkin'?
362
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,000
Nothing.
363
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,660
Just forget it,
okay?
Leave it up to me.
364
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,150
I'll think
of something as
usual.
365
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,183
[instrumental music]
366
00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:51,183
[indistinct chatter]
367
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,233
[cheering]
368
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,283
Now, come on, Leon.
Let's quit while we're
ahead.
369
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,116
Let's go lie under the boardwalk
and hope Sharon Stone walks by.
370
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,250
Man, are you crazy?
371
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:07,283
I can't quit until my
lizard foot tells me to quit.
372
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:10,660
But we're $14,000 ahead.
373
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,383
We quit now, this trip is
free,
we go home with pockets full.
374
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,200
Now, you see, that's
the problem with you, man.
375
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,283
You never wanna
take a chance, Johnny boy.
376
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,183
You're afraid to take
a chance on it, son.
377
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:21,100
And you're afraid
to take a chance on me.
378
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,333
I take a chance every time
I walk out in public with
you.
379
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,283
- Now let's cash in those
chips.
- Well, wait-wait, shh.
380
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,333
My li'l lizard's foot
is talkin' to me, man.
381
00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:30,660
Huh? Bet it?
382
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,166
Bet it all?
383
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,330
I'll live like a king, huh?
384
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,133
- Hey!
- Oh, man!
385
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,200
Hey, give me those here.
386
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,216
- Leon, wait.
- Give me those.
387
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,000
Give me those here, man.
388
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,830
Today, I'm leavin' here,
a winner.
389
00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,333
Leon! Wait, Leon. Wait a minute.
390
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,216
♪ Just once
I want a little light ♪
391
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,200
♪ To shine on me ♪
392
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,000
Leon, let's talk about
this.
We gotta talk..
393
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,500
♪ Come on baby ♪
394
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,200
♪ Leon needs
a new pair of shoes ♪
395
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:01,330
- Flips. A loser!
- Oh, no, Leon!
396
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,233
It's all gone!
397
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,316
All gone!
398
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,350
Oh, why?
399
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:09,000
Why did my little
lizard foot let me down?
400
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,283
Leon, this ain't no lizard
foot.
This is a beef jerky.
401
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,366
No, no, no. I had
my beef jerky in my left hand
402
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,316
and my lizard's foot in my..
403
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,233
Oh, no.
404
00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:22,330
I ate my lizard foot.
405
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,283
We're ruined, man.
We're ruined.
406
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,660
No, we ain't ruined,
you better turn
around
407
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,183
let me burp that sucker
up.
Come here.
408
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,300
Come on, Leon. Burp it
up.
Burp that lizard foot.
409
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,183
Get that lizard.
Come on, lizard.
410
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,150
That's the beef jerky.
I don't want that beef
jerky.
411
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,350
I want the lizard foot. Come on.
412
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,316
[instrumental music]
413
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,283
- Go, Burl. Eat the sandwich.
- Go Burl, Go Burl.
414
00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:50,166
Eat the sandwich.
Go, Burl. Go, Burl.
415
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,283
Yo, kid..
416
00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:53,330
...turnin' this place
into a nightclub
417
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:54,350
was the best idea you ever had.
418
00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:57,330
Look what I got.
The Poppa Cabana.
419
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,350
Man, I couldn't believe
I didn't think of this
earlier.
420
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:01,183
Look, even Benny's gettin' paid.
421
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,300
Kamikaze's.
Three dollars a shot.
422
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:07,330
Ha! Yo, look, even
Old Esther's makin' some money.
423
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,100
[people cheering]
'Damn, go, Esther!'
424
00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:14,500
Who knew she used to be
a stripper on a chuck
wagon.
425
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,233
Yo, kid, look at this.
426
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,283
Crowd is happy,
we're makin' money
427
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,500
and the best part about it
428
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,500
Pops don't know
anything about it.
429
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,160
♪ We got a nightclub ♪
♪ We made a nightclub ♪
430
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,830
♪ We got a night club ♪
431
00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:29,500
♪ We're gonna make some money ♪
432
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,330
♪ We're gonna
make some money ♪
433
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,333
♪ Pops'll never find out
Pops'll never.. ♪
434
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:36,383
Hey! What the hell's
goin' on around here?
435
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,383
♪ He's gonna kill us ♪
436
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,316
♪ He's gonna kill us ♪♪
437
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,166
Hey, Pops. What are you
doin' back so soon?
438
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,830
I thought you wasn't
comin' back till tomorrow
night.
439
00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:47,116
Well, never mind that.
What the hell's goin'
on?
440
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,300
Get down from that, Esther.
This ain't no chuck wagon.
441
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,133
Turn that music off!
442
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:54,830
This thing's over. Everybody,
come on. Get outta here.
443
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,216
Come on. Move on outta here.
Let's go.
444
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,383
Let's go. Hurry up.
445
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,116
- Ooh, you boys!
- Come on, man, get outta
here.
446
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,183
You boys are in big trouble now!
447
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,316
Hey, Pops.
This was all Shawn's idea.
448
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,333
- All him.
- Pops, I had to do it, man.
449
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,133
It was the only
way.
Marlon drove
450
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,233
all of your customers
away
and lost all your money.
451
00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:13,333
This was the only way
I can make the money
back.
452
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,216
And this is how
you're gonna get 'em back?
453
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,333
By gettin' me arrested?
454
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,250
By violating the fire code?
455
00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:21,233
By havin' me fined for not
havin' a liquor license?
456
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,660
Not to mention, havin' me
shut down by the Board of
Health
457
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,166
because Esther's up there
dancin' like a free out
hooker.
458
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,660
Damn, Pop, you put it
like that you make it
459
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,200
sound like a bad idea.
460
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,133
Look at all the money we made.
461
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,133
- What money?
- This money.
462
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,660
Paper!
463
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,100
You made all this money tonight?
464
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,000
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,216
Boys!
466
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,000
We are a family again!
467
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,200
A family with $3000.
468
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,216
[gasping]
469
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,233
(together)
Three thousand dollars?
470
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:51,166
(together)
Three thousand dollars.
471
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,350
Three thousand dollars.
472
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:55,116
And our wives are not
expectin'
us till tomorrow night.
473
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,133
Yeah. And are you
thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
474
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,300
What are you thinkin'?
475
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:04,660
Nothin'.
476
00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,166
Well..
477
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,166
...I got an idea.
478
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,283
♪ Ya-ti-di ♪♪
479
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,383
[crowd cheering]
480
00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,330
Alright, alright, alright..
481
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,183
Five in a row.
482
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,330
Give it a little blow,
baby girl.
483
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,283
(John)
'Five in a row!'
484
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,150
[laughing]
485
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:25,133
Maybe you should blow.
486
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,500
(John)
'Come on, Marlon.
Five in a row, brother.'
487
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,000
'Five in a row, son.'
488
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,500
Five in a row!
489
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,150
Seven! A winner!
490
00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:37,133
- That's my boy right there.
- The boy is hot.
491
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,283
The boy is hot.
Alright, alright.
492
00:19:38,316 --> 00:19:40,660
- 'Six in a row!'
- Here we go. What?
493
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,133
They're talkin' to me.
They're talkin' to me.
494
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,330
What'd they say?
What'd they say?
495
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,366
[indistinct mumbling]
Ma ma say ma ma sa..
496
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,383
- Ah-ha, alright.
- 'Six in a row!'
497
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,000
[cheering]
498
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,350
[cheering]
499
00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:58,366
That's my boy.
500
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,300
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
501
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,366
I want y'all to bet it all.
502
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,100
- Bet, baby..
- Whoo!
503
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:06,660
Hey, you bet that weave,
put all your money now.
504
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,166
Bet it all.
505
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,660
Brother, I'mma win you
some ham.
506
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,300
I'mma win my brother some ham.
507
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,300
Yo, I'm puttin' my
shoe
and my watch on.
508
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,100
Alright, put your shoe on that.
509
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,183
- Alright.
- Come on, now.
510
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,660
Papa gonna take
these home, baby.
511
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,183
- You ready?
- Come on.
512
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:21,500
You ready?
513
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,330
[indistinct chanting]
514
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,183
Ho-ya!
515
00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:26,150
Craps! A loser!
516
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,250
[crowd booing]
517
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:29,183
Hey! Hey!
518
00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:31,830
Hey, hey, yo!
519
00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:32,100
[indistinct clamoring]
520
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,316
Break it off, break it off.
521
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,830
Break it off. Break it off.
522
00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:36,216
[clamoring continues]
523
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,183
- Break it off.
- Hey, get off my brother.
524
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:39,316
Get off my bother.
525
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,500
- Back off, Lou Rawls.
- Get away from him.
526
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:43,216
Thank you, officer.
527
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,830
- You alright, Marlon?
- You alright, now?
528
00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:47,100
- Yeah, I'm cool, yeah.
- Good.
529
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,183
[clamoring]
530
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:51,330
I'll beat you like Rodney King!
531
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,166
(Marlon)
'Please!'
532
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,330
Please!
533
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,316
Please!
534
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:03,250
Please!
535
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,133
Help me, please!
536
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,216
Go, Esther.
Go, Esther. Go, Esther.
537
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,300
[Esther grunts]
538
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,383
(together)
Breathe, Esther.
Breathe, Esther.
539
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,216
Breathe, Esther.
Breathe, Esther.
540
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,183
Somebody give
a mouth to mouth
resuscitation.
541
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,266
(together)
Bye, Esther. Bye, Esther.
542
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,383
Bye, Esther, Bye, Esther!
543
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,300
(Shawn)
'Look up, Marlon, say cheese!'
544
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,316
[theme music]
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