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All right, Griff, get your horse
back in the gate.
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Is my fly open again?
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I'm talking about your shoe horse,
you big Airedale.
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The blubber-aerobics class next door
is getting ready to start...
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- ...in a couple of seconds.
- All right.
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So, what we got riding on this one,
big Al?
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Loser gets to use the bathroom last.
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Stinky seconds?
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You bet.
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Let's rock.
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Three, two, one...
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- ...and they're off.
- Come on, Seattle Shoe.
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- Go, Knockout, go.
- Come on, Seattle Shoe.
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- Come on, Knockout.
- Come on, Seattle Shoe.
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- Yeah. Come on.
- Papa needs a new pair--
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- What happened?
- Well, the hungry hippos over there...
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...worked out
for a whole seven seconds.
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It's probably time for a cheese break.
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How are we gonna settle
this race now?
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I got an idea.
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Free jerk chicken
at the food court, man.
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I won! I won!
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I win.
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I won the Shoetucky Derby.
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But I was ahead.
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Did you cheat?
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Is this the face of a cheater?
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Am I gonna have to check
that surveillance camera again?
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All right. I cheated.
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And I ate your lunch.
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Drank your vanilla shake.
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Al, that was Kaopectate.
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Still the best lunch I've had in years.
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Oh, will you look at those karate cows
hoofing it over to self-defense class?
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Or, as they call it,
tae kwon doughnut.
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Can you believe Gary's charging
250 bucks for that class?
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It's still less than a dollar a pound.
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What a stupid waste of money.
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Hey, speaking of waste of money.
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Al, I need $250.
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You're not taking
that self-defense class, are you?
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No. I'm buying you
a very special gift.
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Of course I'm taking
the self-defense class.
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Marcie already signed me up.
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Peg, I'm not wasting my money
like I wasted my youth, on you.
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Self-defense is not a waste of money.
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We live in a bad neighborhood.
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Peg, you live on the couch.
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The only danger you face...
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...is getting your head stuck
in a Häagen-Dazs carton.
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Peg, let's face it, evolution
has only equipped you women...
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...made you strong enough,
to roll out of bed in the morning...
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...squeeze yourself into a girdle,
ooze down the stairs...
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...and fry your man up a Pop-Tart.
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Peg, the truth is
no woman could ever take a man.
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You'd back me up on that,
wouldn't you, Hans?
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You see, Peg...
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...we men are bigger...
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...we're stronger, we're tougher...
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...we're--
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Dead meat.
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Al, guess what?
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You got your black belt in nag fu.
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Marcie and I have been promoted
to the advanced self-defense class.
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Aren't you happy for me?
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Do I look like a happy man?
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You don't even look like
a happy tree stump.
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I'm gonna go outside
and practice my kicks with Marcie.
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Look, this self-defense class
of yours is taking up way too much...
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...of your time and my paycheque.
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I haven't been able to find my left shoe
in three days.
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Now, as the breadwinner
and king of my castle, I demand--
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To be left alone.
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Good. Where's the shoe?
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Dad, if you're looking for a place
to stick your head, I suggest the oven.
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I'm looking for my shoe.
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It's a good thing we have Lucky.
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- Maybe he can track it down for you.
- Yeah.
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Let me get this old shoe
out of his mouth...
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...and he'll be ready for action.
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Oh, pumpkin, that's my shoe.
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Oh, Lucky, you found it right away.
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Good boy.
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Now we know he can chew.
Maybe next time he'll go for my throat.
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Oh, no, thanks. I don't eat pork.
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Dad, you look sad. What is it?
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- It's your mother.
- What'd she do?
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Well, the trouble started this morning
when I woke up...
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...and so did she.
You know how much I hate that.
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I think I know what it is, Daddy.
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You're just feeling lonely...
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...because ever since Mom
started taking her class...
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...she hasn't paid you any attention.
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Isn't that it, you big galoot?
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No, I like that part. I also like the part
she's too tired at night...
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...to wanna fool around.
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I do kind of miss her
calling me bullet head, though.
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Look, Daddy, a little lesson in women:
All Mom wants is just a little tenderness.
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If you really want Mom to stop
taking karate, you gotta take her out.
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Well, don't you think I would
if I thought I could get away with it?
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Dad, I think she means, you know,
take her out on a date...
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- Yeah.
- ...and show her some affection.
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Romantic movies
always work for me.
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A Happy Meal and a Hello Kitty pen set
works for you, Kelly.
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Look, why don't you take Mom to go
see The Bridges Of Madison County.
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Now, I heard there's a new director's cut
with 11 extra minutes...
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...of Clint Eastwood
sponge-bathing Meryl Streep.
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Is there no other way?
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Well, you could make love to her
all night.
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Well, either way, I'll be eating
Junior Mints and crying in the dark.
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All right.
Bridges of Madison County it is.
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Oh, that was so much fun.
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Thanks for being
such a good sport, Jefferson.
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No problem.
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You know, just between you and me...
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...these workouts
are starting to turn me on.
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- So, what do you say?
- I say I need a flashlight.
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I think some of my equipment
rolled under the house.
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This is Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal...
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...reporting to you live at the premiere
of The Bridges of Madison County...
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...The Director's Cut.
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As you can see,
the re-release of this movie...
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...has generated
unbelievable excitement.
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I'm unbelievably excited, you know...
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Oh, Al, isn't this romantic?
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Finally you're taking me to a movie
that doesn't have the words "Debbie"...
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...or "does" in the title.
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I just can't figure out why you insisted
on taking me the night of my class.
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Pookie, tomorrow I may not be
in the mood to see Meryl and Clint...
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...playing Hide the Loofa
in the bathtub.
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Oh, my God, I'm in line to watch
Meryl Streep strip.
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No bloody way.
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Yeah, sure, go ahead,
take the easy way out.
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I just hope
I don't fall behind in class.
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Today was nunchak-to-the-nads day.
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Don't you understand, Peg?
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This women's self-defense
is against nature.
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Take the mighty wildebeest,
for example.
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He hunts while the wildebeestess
just stays on her couch...
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...watching the Oprah-beestess.
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Then there's the ant. She just
sits there all day and lays eggs...
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...while the male is off dragging
those heavy Budweiser bottles...
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...down that anthill.
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- I'll give you another example--
- Hey.
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This is the bravest thing
this reporter has seen...
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...since Bill said,
"Hillary, I beg to differ."
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This courageous woman
cold-cocked this low-life mugger...
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...without any help whatsoever...
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...from the weaselly man
who dares to call himself her husband.
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Well, you got to admit, it's pithy.
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Jefferson, don't you understand
the problem?
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If this gets around town, people
are gonna start thinking I'm a nerd.
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Well, technically, Al,
you're not smart enough to be a nerd.
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No, no, you're more of a pantywaist...
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...or a limp-wristed sissy boy.
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Horse feathers, Jefferson.
I could have taken that mugger. I just--
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I didn't have time to react.
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Hey, I believe you, buddy.
It's the rest of Chicago...
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...that thinks Al is short for Alice.
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You gotta understand, when I felt
that hairy hand go in my pocket...
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...I naturally assumed it was Peg.
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Don't worry, Al.
It was just a little mugging.
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I mean, how much more press
could it possibly get?
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Great news, Al.
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Good Morning, Chicago
wants to do an interview.
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Fine. I'd like to set the record straight.
I am no wimp.
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Could a wimp score four touchdowns
in one game?
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Was that Pee Wee football
or Powderpuff?
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I'm sorry.
We're here to interview your wife.
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Would you be a doll
and brew us up some coffee?
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And feel free to make
some herbal tea for yourself.
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All right. Come on, Al.
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Hey. Hey, I think I know
how to put an end to all of this.
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Well, if you've got the tailpipe,
I've got the lips.
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Let's assume for the sake of argument
that you are stronger than Peggy.
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I am stronger, damn it!
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Well, you know that
and I'm willing to play along.
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- But you have to prove it to the public.
- You want me to fight Peg on TV?
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- Love it.
- No.
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No. No. You gotta fight someone else.
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But can I still fight Peg?
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No, Al. Look, we have to stage a fight
even you can win.
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Okay. Look.
I have this stuntman friend.
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His name is Thunder, okay?
You go to this bar, he comes up.
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- He insults Peggy.
- And I buy him a drink?
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Later. First, you hit him with your
best shot. He pretends to be hurt.
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He falls down. You're out
of the Michael Bolton fan club.
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That's a good idea.
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That's a good idea.
And I can have Bud come in...
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- ...and video the thing.
- Yeah.
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Then I'll fight Peg.
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That will work, but how can I
recognize your buddy?
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Oh, well, Thunder has a goatee,
wears a bandana...
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...and he reeks of that cologne,
Obsession for Men.
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Excuse me.
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You may go.
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Al, I thought you were taking me out
for a nice, romantic dinner.
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We are, Peg. I just wanna...
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...soak up the atmosphere here.
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Obsession for Men?
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Well, I experimented a little in college,
but it was just a phase.
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Honey, I wanna go freshen up.
You think the ladies' room is free?
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It's free.
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Dad, can we get this thing over with?
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It's kind of sleazy in here and,
frankly, it's a little scary.
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I don't wanna be in here
any more than you do.
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What kind of low-life loser would
voluntarily come in a dump like this?
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Oh, this isn't the library.
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We must be in the wrong place,
study buddy.
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I thought we were gonna get hammered
and do it on the "Pac-Man."
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But that book must be checked out.
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Why don't we go to the other library
down the street?
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The one with the Jell-O shots? Cool.
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Well, she's moving on up.
She used to only date senators.
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Bud, here comes your mother.
Go hide.
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How am I gonna know when to start?
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When I say to this guy, Thunder,
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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Hey, Al, how come on the wall
next to the pay phone...
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...it says, for a good time,
call our house?
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Beats me. I never
had a good time there.
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What will you have?
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Did you call my wife an ugly, useless,
lazy, Oprah-watching...
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...bonbon-eating couch loafer?
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No, I said, "What will you have?"
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One of your finest beers.
Nothing for the wife.
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You're cute.
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Wanna ride a hog?
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- Well, all right, then.
- No, no, no. Mommy, daddy!
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Al, what are you doing?
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You take me out at night
and sniff other men?
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I'm not sniffing them, Peg.
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It's a male thing.
Shows dominance in the territory.
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Well, you're not gonna lift
your leg on a chair, are you?
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I'm Thunder. Sorry I'm late.
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Your wife.
236
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:13,880
Your wife's a tacky,
chocolate-snarfing, couch-butted...
237
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,476
...beehive-headed parasite.
238
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:28,030
No one calls my wife a tacky,
chocolate-snarfing, couch-butted...
239
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:34,037
...beehive-headed parasite
who snores louder than a logging mill.
240
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,674
Al, he didn't say that.
241
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,480
No, but he was gonna say it
if I hadn't stopped him.
242
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,599
- So, what are you gonna do about it?
- What am I gonna do about it?
243
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,115
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do about it.
244
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:53,393
Oh, no, please don't.
You're hurting me!
245
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,910
I said, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do about it, Bud!
246
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,796
- Okay, Dad.
- Now...
247
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,472
...would you mind repeating
what you just said to my wife.
248
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,153
Well, I forgot.
249
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,075
- A chocolate-snarfing--
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
250
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,551
A couch-butted,
beehive-headed parasite.
251
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,313
All right?
252
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,274
You asked for this, pal.
253
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,312
One...
254
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,199
...two--
255
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Three.
256
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,233
I got it. Good night.
257
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,193
You ever think about
just getting a perm?
258
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,477
And selling Mary Kay cosmetics?
259
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,234
They give you a pink car.
260
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,597
Tell me, Mrs. Bundy, has your husband
always been more Lois than Clark?
261
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,229
Now, look here, Miranda.
262
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,151
If you really want some film at 11...
263
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,550
...why don't you follow me
down to the brewery.
264
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,911
I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle,
dive in a vat of beer.
265
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:43,790
I'll leave this world the same way
I entered my marriage, dead drunk.
266
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,032
Hey, I thought you said I could have
your bowling ball when you die.
267
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,754
- Don't you push it, Jefferson.
- Hey, come on.
268
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,549
- Daddy?
- You wanna kick me while I'm down?
269
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,434
No, that's Mom's job.
270
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,873
Now, you remember Genghis
from the library, right?
271
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,517
Okay, go ahead Gengie.
272
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,311
Mr. Bundy...
273
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:23,554
...would you give me your hand
in daughter marriage?
274
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,639
You know, Genghis,
your timing couldn't be better.
275
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,279
You wanna do me a favor, son?
276
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,315
You wanna say what you just said to me
in front of the camera here?
277
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,073
Sure, Dad.
278
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,073
Hey, and better still,
hold my wallet.
279
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,799
Cool.
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00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,800
- Call my wife an idiot.
- Okay.
281
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,793
Mrs. Bundy...
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...you're an idiot.
283
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,592
That's good.
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