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It was a lovely funeral, Peggy.
I'm sure Buck would have been proud.
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I know. I just can't believe he's gone.
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You know, it seems like only yesterday
he was chewing up the furniture...
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...and peeing on the floor.
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That was yesterday.
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Your father seems to be taking it
especially hard.
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Poor guy.
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Twelve hundred bucks for a funeral.
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They buried King Tut for less...
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...and he got to take his wives
with him.
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I cannot believe
how cheap you are, Al.
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I mean, Buck was more than family.
He was someone we loved.
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That may well be, Peg,
but at $1200 for a 70-pound-dog...
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...do you realize how expensive
your mom's gonna be?
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I'd say bury her at sea
but then we'd have one less sea.
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All right, Al, you can say
what you want about Mom--
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Okay. She's a great big pile of--
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--but...
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...I want you to be careful what you say
about Buck around Kelly.
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She was closer to him
than any of us...
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...and she's gonna need
some extra love and attention.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I stopped over at Hallmark
to see if I could get a nice...
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..."Thanks for leaving me
at the pet cemetery" card.
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Naturally they were all sold out,
so I'm gonna make up my own.
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What rhymes with "May you all heave
and gag on your own chunks"?
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Well, let's see.
There's punks, drunks, hunks.
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So how did you get home, Kel?
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Oh, I got a ride from Igor,
the guy who drives the doggy hearse.
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You know, the one that Dad was too
cheap to spend the extra 40 bucks on?
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There's nothing wrong with the trunk
of the Dodge.
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Buck always liked
going for a nice ride in the car...
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...and he looked so peaceful...
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...with his head propped up
on the spare tire.
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So how are you feeling, Kelly?
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Oh, I'm better, I guess.
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I think I'm over Buck's death now
and I'm ready to get on with my life.
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Attagirl, pumpkin.
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I admire your courage.
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Now help me clean up the yard
and we'll burn Buck's old toys.
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And to think, I could have had
any man on the football team.
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Peg, you've had them all.
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Now, pumpkin.
Now, you know that I loved Buck...
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...more than I love anyone
in this room.
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Way, way more than some.
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But, sweetheart,
let's not dwell on sad things.
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Daddy, what do you think
Buck's doing right now?
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Well, gee, I don't know, sweetheart.
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He should still be dead,
shouldn't he?
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Oh, Buck.
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Buck, where for art thou, Bucky-o?
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Where? Where?
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Well, I'll be damned.
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I really can see my house from here.
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Bundy? Bundy?
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Buck Bundy?
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- That's me.
- I'm Thomas, your guide.
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Where exactly am I?
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You're where animals go
when they die.
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I'm in Oprah's refrigerator?
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No, Buck,
you're in the animal afterlife.
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Well, then what are you doing here?
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Computer error.
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I was the mascot
for a baseball team...
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...the Cleveland Chickens.
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I had this really great bit...
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...where I'd find some guy
bald as an egg and sit on his head.
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A scream, I tell you.
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Until one day I met a bald guy
who was a tad sensitive about it.
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- Oh, what did he do?
- Shot me in the face six times.
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- What's that?
- Gabriel's beeper.
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That means it's time for the judge
to determine your fate.
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If you've been good,
you'll be reincarnated...
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...as the animal of your choice.
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Well, in that case,I'd like to come back as an eagle...
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...soaring proud and free.
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How patriotic.
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But if you do come back as an eagle,
do yourself a favor.
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- What's that?
- Don't land on any bald guys with guns.
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So, pumpkin...
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...just know that Buck
is in a happier place now.
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He has to be. He's not here.
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And as long as you carry him
in your heart...
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...a part of him will ways be with you.
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That was beautiful, Daddy.
I feel a lot better now.
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- Thanks.
- No problem, sweetheart.
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Bud, help me chop up the doghouse
for firewood.
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What now?
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Daddy, we are not going to get rid
of anything that was Buck's.
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He will ways be a part
of this family, always.
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I think you're gonna
have to get a replacement.
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Are you serious? Where am I
gonna get another daughter?
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Dad, I think she meant
a replacement for Buck.
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I can't afford a pet
since Peg's mom...
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...a.k.a. Free Willy,
beached herself upstairs.
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I am not beached.
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I can roll over if I want to.
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Don't!
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Hey, I've got a great idea.
I have a friend who owns a pet store.
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Well, actually he's a crooked
customs agent...
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...who smuggles in
endangered species...
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...and some really great
imported porn.
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I mean corn.
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Wait a second,
how much does this porn, I mean--
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How much is this pet gonna cost?
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Gee, I don't know, Al.
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What's the spending limit
on Kelly's peace of mind?
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Eleven bucks.
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No, you don't, Al Bundy.
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You're not gonna Scrooge your way
out of this.
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Kelly is your only daughter.
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This is my only $11, Peg.
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All right. I promise to get her
a pet that she'll love.
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So, Kelly...
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...tell me which one of these cool pets
is gonna be the new Buck?
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Oh, forget it, Daddy.
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I can't take a goldfish on a walk.
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I can't scratch a moth
behind its ears...
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...and I can't teach an ant farm
to pee in Bud's shoes.
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Kelly, have we got the pet for you.
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- What is it this time?
- A bird.
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It takes one to buy one.
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But this isn't just any bird, Kel.
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This is a genuine Venezuelan
emerald-crested cockatoo.
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He does great celebrity impressions.
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And he knows
over 150 different words.
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That's got your father beat
right there.
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Yeah, but he's not Buck.
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Can he roll over and play dead?
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Buck couldn't do that.
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Until now.
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Look, Kelly, I know he's not Buck
but you should give him a chance.
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We got him on approval...
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...so if you don't want him
after a week, he goes back.
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Look.
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Kelly pretty, Kelly pretty.
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Well, he is awfully cute and smart.
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Hey there, cute little guy.
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- How much?
- A thousand dollars.
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Well, I'll give him a try.
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I just hope it's okay with Buck.
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I'm gonna be an eagle.I'm gonna be an eagle.
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If the judge decides
that you've been good.
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Oh, he will. Everybody loves me.
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All rise for the HonorableJudge Felix D. Katt.
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Well, I just hope I get a defense lawyerwho can stand up to a cat.
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Buck Bundy?
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Ira Mousekewitz.I'm your court-appointed attorney.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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I hope Tweety likes the gifts
we got him.
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Yeah, it will be just like Christmas.
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Yeah, except Dad's sober
and somebody's getting presents.
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Well, I guess it's true
what they say.
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Nothing brings a family together
like a new pet.
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- Al, you busted Tweety's bird food.
- That's no problem.
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I was on my way back to town
to have a hernia operation anyway.
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Can I get anybody else
a hundred pounds of anything?
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Jujubes.
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I'm gonna give Tweety
his cuddle bone.
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- Hey, where'd he go?
- Somebody left the cage open.
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- He must have flown upstairs.
- Upstairs?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God, a feather.
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Gee, I was wondering
why Mom sent out for white wine.
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What do you mean
you thought it was a chicken?
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When was the last time
you heard a chicken...
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...doing a Marlon Brando impression?
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Tweety.
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Well...
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...I've got some good news
and got some bad news.
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The good news is
Tweety knew over 150 words.
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Well, what's the--?
What's the bad news, Dad?
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Bad news is none of them were
"Please don't eat me."
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Oh, there, there, sweetheart.
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- Daddy will get you a new Tweety.
- Like hell Daddy will.
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I don't want another Tweety.
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I don't want another anything.
I just want Buck back.
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- Now, look Kel--
- No, leave me alone!
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- Al, I've got another idea.
- Forget about it, Marcie.
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There's no pet in the world
wouldn't fit in that woman's mouth.
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She can unhinge her jaw
like an anaconda.
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Kelly's problem is that
she needs closure...
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...to reconcile herself
to the fact that Buck is really gone.
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She needs to communicate with him.
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But he's dead.
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He may have crossed over
to the other side...
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...but he's not out of reach.
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Come on, Marcie. Let's get
this doggy séance on the road.
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Father, we're ready.
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Well, the house is blessed...
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...except for that big, fat
ugly she-demon up there.
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Father Sarducci,
can we talk to Buck now?
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Soon, my child with the diary
in the top drawer.
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Are you clairvoyant?
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No, I was just
going through your things.
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Let us all join hands.
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Al, you're not joining hands.
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What's the matter, Mr. Bundy,
you don't believe in the afterlife?
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No, it's not that, Father. It's just that
I don't wanna hold my wife's hand.
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Come on, now. Calm down.
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It is not easy to contact a dead dog.
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Fortunately, I have
my dead-dog whistle with me.
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Won't be long now.
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Maybe gonna try something else.
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I got this idea.
How about everybody concentrate?
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Okay, concentrate.
You just have to...
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Buck Bundy, Buck Bundy.
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Yeah, I know.
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But in bed
I hardly have to do anything.
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- Silence?
- No, hardly. She's quite the screamer.
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He wasn't talking about that.
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Actually, I was.
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We are gathered here tonight
to contact a friend...
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...a departed friend,
who still carries heartstrings...
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...for his grieving companion,
the blond chick.
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- Kelly.
- Kelly.
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Buck, Buck...
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...hear me, Buck.
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Fill me up with thy spirit.
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My body is your vessel.
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Fill me up, Buck.
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Fill me up.
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Am I the only one
getting turned on here?
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What is it, Father?
What do you feel?
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Great fear.
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I think Buck's in trouble.
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Buck Bundy, I understand you havewaived your right to an attorney.
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Yeah, after you ate him.
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Strike that from the record.
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Thomas shall now read aloudfrom The Book of Life.
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Let's see. "Total number of cats
chased up trees, 15."
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It was harmless fun.It's not like anyone got hurt.
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"Total number of cats chased under
the wheels of Mack trucks, 197."
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I'm truly sorry about that.
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I was a young pupand I did it to impress the bitches.
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And finally,
"Total number of cats eaten...
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...this morning
in heaven's waiting room, three."
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- Well, dog?
- You know, I don't have to be an eagle.
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I'll settle for a finch with huevoslike an eagle.
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This court will recess for one hour...
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...while I contemplate the appropriatesentence in my litter box.
242
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,901
Well, this certainly sucks.
243
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,859
Be one with me, oh, spirit.
244
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,907
Join with me, Buck.
245
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,948
Join with me.
246
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,943
Now, look here, La Toya.
247
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It has been over an hour.
248
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:37,266
Get to the part where Buck is fine
and Kelly's happy.
249
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:40,229
What, you want me to lie?
What do you take me for?
250
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:43,428
A lot less than you're taking me for.
Now go ahead.
251
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:47,945
Okay, I will again
attempt to break through.
252
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,067
I broke through.
253
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,389
Buck?
254
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Yes, it's me, Buck.
255
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Daddy...
256
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...Daddy, Buck's Italian.
257
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The afterlife is in Italy.
258
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- I miss you Buck.
- I miss you too, Kelly...
259
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...but I think it's time
for both of us to move on.
260
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Go forth, my child,
and get yourself another dog.
261
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,547
A cheap dog.
262
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,463
And, Kelly, share yourself
with others...
263
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...like you have shared yourself
with me, Buck.
264
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:33,784
I'll do that.
265
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I will share myself with others.
266
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:46,148
If she shared herself any more...
267
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,944
...she'd be traded on
the New York Stock Exchange.
268
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,549
Now, before we say goodbye
is there anything I can do for you?
269
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:01,268
Well, Buck would like
to have a little hug.
270
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,670
Oh, of course.
271
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And maybe a little kiss.
272
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,548
Okay.
273
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,421
No, Buck would really like to have
his tongue involved.
274
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:23,384
Would Buck like to have
a little shoe up his blowhole?
275
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,748
The spirit has departed.
276
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,380
Hey, hey, wait.
While you're still out there...
277
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:37,428
...I used to have a pet goldfish
named Winky.
278
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,865
Not on my dime you didn't, buddy.
279
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:45,261
Hey. Hey, wait a minute, you guys.
Now, you heard what Buck said.
280
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,062
He wants me to get another dog.
281
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:49,738
But, pumpkin, it's after 9:00.
Daddy's broke.
282
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:52,584
There's no way in the world
we can find another--
283
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,587
Hey, wait a minute. What's that?
284
00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:05,143
Look, it's a puppy.
285
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,143
Where did it come from?
286
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,699
It's a sign, a sign from Buck.
287
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,861
That's ridiculous--
288
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,820
Entirely possible.
289
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,419
Oh, look how cute he is.
290
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:23,462
Wait a minute, I'm not an eagle.
291
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:28,498
I'm a dog.
292
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,978
What should we name him?
293
00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:34,143
I know, let's call him Lucky,
Lucky Bundy.
294
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:37,780
Gee, I was saving that name
for my tombstone.
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