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Mom, turn off Oprah for a second.
I need to talk to you.
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Mom.
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- Girlfriend.
- In the house.
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You're not Oprah.
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Mom, I had a horrible day.
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I could really use
some motherly advice now.
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Shut up, Bud.
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Oprah is doing a show on mothers
who don't pay attention to their sons.
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Next, a word from Earth Pads...
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...the only feminine-hygiene productrecycled from yesterday's garbage.
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- Now can we talk, Mom?
- Oh, okay.
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But make it quick.
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When Oprah comes back on,
I wanna be rested.
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I was working at
the Department of Vehicle Services.
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I noticed this long line
for new licenses.
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When I opened up a second window,
my supervisor comes up and says:
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"Son, I see you're a real go-getter.
We hate that here. You're fired."
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I need your help getting a new job.
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Oh, look, Stouffer's has a new
Apple Brown Betty.
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I can't expect you
to pay any attention to me...
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...since I don't have an antenna
coming out of my ass.
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Peg, I need to talk to you.
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Peg.
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- Girlfriend.
- In the house.
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Like you'd be anywhere else.
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Hey. What'd you do?
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What is that thing?
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It's a remote-control override, Peg.
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They're on sale
at the Real Man Shop.
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Well, while you were there,
why didn't you pick up a real man?
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Don't push it, Peg.
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It also overrides all your other
hand-held electronic devices.
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Even Otis?
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Especially Otis.
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Now, listen, Peg, the store next to me
at the mall has gone out of business...
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...and Gary wants to rent
the empty space.
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Al, is this gonna take long?
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You know how I hate it
when the TV set cools.
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Now you know how I feel during sex.
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Anyway, Peg, Gary's having a contest
for the best new-store idea.
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It's open to all the employees.
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That's me and Griff.
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But if I can just think of an idea,
there's a cool $10 in it for me.
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Al, I happen to have an incredible idea
for a store.
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Peg, this isn't gonna be really,
really stupid, is it?
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No, it's not.
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It's an all-Oprah store.
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I call it the Grand Old Oprah.
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You know, we'll sell Oprah T-shirts,
Oprah corn holders...
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...Oprah minivan covers...
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...and, Al, my very favorite,
Oprah Soap on a "Roprah."
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Gee, and I thought
it was gonna be stupid.
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Well...
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...I'm back from aerobics class.
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Although, you know, I didn't really feel
the burn until the bus ride home.
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Almost every man on the bus
offered me his seat...
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...although nobody was willing
to stand up to let me have it.
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Oh, and then
this delightful turban-clad chap--
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We'll just call him
Man of a Thousand Boils.
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--asked me if I wanted to rub
his magic lamp...
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...and see a genie come out.
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There was no genie.
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God, I wish that there was
an aerobics studio near here.
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Pumpkin, would you be quiet?
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I'm trying to think of an idea
for a business near here.
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All of my beautiful friends wish that
there was just a good gym in the area.
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Something in the area
that caters to beautiful women.
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I mean, let's face it, there is
no good place for an aerobics studio.
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Let's face it...
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...I'm not gonna be able
to think of an idea for a business.
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Nobody around herehas been eating lead-paint chips.
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Al, you should've been here
two hours ago.
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- Why? What happened?
- We opened.
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While you were
wasting your time opening...
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...I came up with a ripsnorting idea
for Gary's new-store contest.
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What would be better
right next door...
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...than an aerobics studio?
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- A topless aerobics studio?
- No, no.
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Don't be a pig, Griff. This is serious.
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We can finally get rid of this façade
of working and sit around all day...
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...looking at beautiful girls in spandex
doing lunges.
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- With a honk, honk here
- And a honk, honk there
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- Here a honk
- There a honk
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- Everywhere a honk, honk
- Everywhere a honk, honk
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Come on, Al.
You know Gary won't go for that.
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Whenever you make a suggestion,
she does exactly the opposite.
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I hear you, I hear you.
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So when I bring this up to her,
I gotta be very clever.
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Bundy.
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What's your big idea
for the new store?
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I'm in a hurry
and I'm bloating like a bandit.
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Now, I'm only going to say this once.
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Anything but an aerobics studio.
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You called me down here to suggest
anything but an aerobics studio?
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Indeedy do. What do you say?
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I'd say "You're fired" if I weren't sure
you'd make more on unemployment.
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Look, Gary, I have an idea...
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...and I think it's exactly
what you're looking for.
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Here it is: anything but Al's idea.
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So you're saying an aerobics studio?
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- Indeedy do.
- I love it.
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Congratulations, you won the prize.
Here's $10.
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Hey, don't I get anything?
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Yeah, here's $5.
Go get me some Earth Pads.
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- There you go.
- Oh, nice, nice.
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- Gentlemen, I'd like to propose a toast.
- Hear, hear.
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In the course of human history,
there have been four great inventions:
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- The bikini.
- Yes.
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The thong bikini.
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The really itchy thong bikini.
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And Al's idea to put an aerobics studio
next to the shoe store.
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- Hear, hear.
- Speech. Speech.
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- Speech.
- Speech.
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If I have seen far...
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...it's because I have stood
on the shoulders of giants.
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Einstein, Magellan, Heineken.
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It is my goal
to uplift the human spirit.
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Gentlemen, to your holes.
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Oh, man,
we're gonna see some jiggling!
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Oh, my God, I'm blind.
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They're all fat.
Have they no shame?
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Well, Al, this was your idea.
Now what do we do?
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Well, we'll just patch up the holes.
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Oh, man. Move it, big mama.
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- Baby's got backs.
- Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Get over there.
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Now, like I was saying,
if you can't see them...
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...how much trouble
can fat women be?
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Okay, girls, do the Dumbo drop.
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I don't understand it.
I was a size 6 before aerobics class.
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All that jumping
must've expanded my foot.
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Then I see you must've fallen
on your butt a time or two.
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How dare you say that to my face?
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Well, I'd say it behind your back, but
my car's only got half a tank of gas.
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- What'd I say?
- Maybe it was more your tone of voice.
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Well, who wouldn't be grumpy?
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The aerobics studio is the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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That was my last Sweet Tart.
Cough it up!
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No, that's the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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- Hi, Al.
- No.
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That's the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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Jefferson told me
that it was your idea...
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...to put in a metabolically challenged
aerobics studio next door.
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- I am so proud of you.
- Here it comes.
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So to help you out...
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...I have made up these fliers
advertising Gary's Aerobics Studio...
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...and I've given them to all of
my full-figured banking customers.
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You know, they're gonna get
really hot and sweaty...
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...and they're gonna come in here
to buy aerobics shoes.
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And remember, shoe man...
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...women that large have
a really tough time finding underwear.
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Marcie, why are you
doing this to us?
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Because I don't like either of you.
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Oh, look, there's two of my gals now.
Hi, Rebecca, Arlene.
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You look fabulous.
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Thanks for your tips
about the aerobics classes.
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Yeah, I mean,
I really think I'm starting to tone.
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Me too. Corn dog?
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Didn't they tell us
not to eat before class?
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That was during class.
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Well, all right, then.
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Well, I'm off.
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I've got to leave these fliers
in der Wienerschnitzels...
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...and finer girdle shops
all over town.
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Not the StairMaster, Bertha.
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Anything but the StairMaster.
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Well, guess what I'm doing
for money now.
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Playing the very young Mr. Lincoln?
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No. But then at least I could
look forward to being shot in the head.
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No, what you're looking at
is an apprentice chimney sweep.
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I'm a regular one,
but they call me an apprentice...
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...so they don't have to pay
my health benefits.
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Oh, Dad, this is the worst job
I've ever had.
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Can you please help me?
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Well, like my father used to say
when I came to him with my problems--
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"Get out"?
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No, actually, it was, "I'm leaving you
and your mom for this hooker."
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But now that you mention it--
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Al, guess what's under the sheets.
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Peg, if I don't like that game in bed,
why would I like it under the lights?
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No, speedy.
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It's a scale model of Oprah Land.
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See? The tongue
is a moving sidewalk...
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...which carries people
into her mouth.
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Like so many
unsuspecting McNuggets.
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Now, once inside
her climate-controlled head...
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...a moving Barcalounger whisks you
past animatronic Oprahs...
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...in all her different weights.
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I call it "It's a Big World After All."
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Then, after a light lunch
of waffles and gravy...
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...you disembark, tell a studio audience
your innermost secrets...
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...and snarf down
a whole fried chicken.
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Amazing. All this detail,
yet when I ask you for a sandwich...
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...you can't figure out
bread, meat, bread.
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Big talk from someone who's yet to get
lift, pee, flush.
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You leave that head here,
I'll show you lift, pee, flush.
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Well, ready for my bus ride
to aerobics class.
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This here is my pinch-proof padding.
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Oh, pumpkin.
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Honey, I've gotta ask you some--
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With a high-voltage
anti-fondling device.
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- Turn it off.
- What?
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Turn it off.
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I can't understand you, Daddy.
I'm gonna have to turn this thing off.
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Well, serves me right
for touching a family member.
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Pumpkin, why do so many
beautiful women...
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...travel so far
to go to your aerobics studio?
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Two words:
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Ramon.
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He is a prince.
He's actually more than a prince.
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He's an aerobics teacher
formerly known as prince.
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Come with me.
I'm gonna drive over there.
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I wanna see
if Ramon will change affiliations.
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I think he's kind of happy
with women, Daddy.
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Well, that makes one of us.
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God, look at all this mondo talent
and all these micro bikinis.
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All I ask
is for just one seam to burst.
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- Hey, Ramon.
- Hey, Kelly.
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Who's your daddy?
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Oh, this isn't my daddy,
this is my father.
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Daddy, meet Ramon.
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Kelly, why don't you
warm up the class?
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Should we stretch or run in place?
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No, just show them one of those
big posters of me in Speedos.
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Oh, okay.
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Your daughter
is making remarkable progress.
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Tell her mother.
I'm here for something important.
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I just can't remember what it is.
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- Fat-free muffin?
- You certainly are.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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- That was delicious.
- Sure.
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Ramon, if it wouldn't be
too much trouble...
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...could we talk in private?
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There's this
state-of-the-art aerobics studio...
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...and we'd be very, very happy
if you would teach there.
236
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,854
Actually, I'm very comfortable here.
237
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,455
What do you have
that could possibly lure me away?
238
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,453
I'm offering a free membership
to NO MA'AM...
239
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...Chicago's most exclusive
men's club.
240
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,699
With the membership comes--
Hold on to your green card.
241
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,935
--luxury boxes at WrestleMania...
242
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,968
...free use of a classic Dodge,
when it's working...
243
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:58,408
...and a key to the Big 'Uns
reading room in my garage...
244
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,737
...when we get the bowl unclogged.
245
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:05,138
Well, Mr. Bundy,
as tempting as your offer sounds...
246
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:12,209
Yeah, you've said a mouthful.
247
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,328
Well, I'll be going.
248
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:19,779
Don't bother to get the elevator.
I'll just jump out the window.
249
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,658
Don't land on the Porsche.
250
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,611
What does he got that I don't have?
251
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,499
We're both virile men
in the prime of our lives.
252
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,736
Except he's not saddled
with a lazy wife...
253
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,976
...worthless kids,
a prostate like a melon...
254
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,536
...and worst of all,
I sell women's shoes.
255
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:39,097
Shoes? You sell shoes?
256
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:43,618
- Yeah, right next to an aerobics studio.
- Did you hear that, Ramon?
257
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,339
He sells shoes.
258
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,538
There's not a shoe store
within miles of here.
259
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,490
Yeah, you never buy us shoes.
260
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:55,374
Do I not leave the curtain open
when I change?
261
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,896
That's not shoes. We want shoes.
262
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,016
We wanna work out
next to the shoe guy.
263
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,571
Formerly known as Al.
264
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:10,371
Oh, and by the way, I was just joshing
about that melon thing.
265
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,856
- We're getting shoes.
- Shoes.
266
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,812
Shoes.
267
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,534
Okay. Okay, Bundy, you got me.
268
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,614
You shoe salesmen, you're so lucky.
You get all the women.
269
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,455
Luck has nothing
to do with it, Ramon.
270
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,378
You see, since the dawn of time...
271
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:32,449
...women and shoes have gone together
like alcohol and firearms.
272
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,613
Oh, sure, we men of the foot
might have a slight PR problem...
273
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,489
...but once you've tried shoe,
you never go back.
274
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,968
Who loves you, baby?
275
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,571
Whoa, wait a minute, now.
276
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:58,451
Gentlemen, would you prefer
a front or rear view?
277
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,419
What do you recommend?
278
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,859
Well, the rear view is fresh tonight...
279
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,375
...but the locals swear by
the front, so...
280
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,895
Two fronts, please.
281
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,690
Front it is.
282
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,900
- Hey, great work, Griff.
- Thank you.
283
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,933
- The place looks swank.
- Yeah, but we're not finished.
284
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:23,252
Next week, we put in zoom peepholes
and chin rests.
285
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,575
- Yes.
- Now you're talking.
286
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:33,130
Gentlemen, to your holes.
287
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:37,895
- Oh, man.
- Coming through.
288
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:46,571
Oh, man, Al, are you checking out
that one in red?
289
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,535
Actually, no.
290
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,816
Could someone roll me to a hole?
291
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,049
Oh, sure, buddy.
292
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,528
Oh, this is much better.
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