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Bud, have you ever
done this before?
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What? You mean have sex?
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Yeah. Hundreds of times.
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Well, I mean, with someone.
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Well, girls don't usually ask me that
until after the deed.
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I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous,
what with your parents right next door.
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Look, Jamie...
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...you see these locks?
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I have never, ever been caught
doing anything with myself.
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Look, no one can possibly
disturb us.
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I guess I'm just being paranoid.
And the truth is, I do want you.
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Badly.
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Then that is how you shall have me.
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Hi, son.
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Don't mind me.
Just keep on doing what you're doing.
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I can't find my Big 'Uns.
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You haven't seen any Big' Uns
have you, son?
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No, Dad.
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And, obviously, I won't be seeing
these "'Uns," either.
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Yeah. See, it's a special edition:
Big 'Uns Behind Bars...
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...and, in my humble opinion,
best damn magazine ever published.
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Why would I need that kind of stuff?
You know I slay the babes.
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Yeah, I see that.
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Here it is. My Big 'Uns.
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"Chain gang."
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So...
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...where were we?
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I was just buttoning up my cut-offs
and saying goodbye...
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...until you got your own place.
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Jamie, Jamie, no, no. Listen, listen.
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Listen, the reason
I'm living at home...
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...is to help out with dad.
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See...
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...he hasn't been himself...
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...well, since Desert Storm.
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He was there?
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No...
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...but he watched
the whole thing on CNN.
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I am so sorry.
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Take me now.
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Bud, have you seen my red bra?
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We got the stuff out of your son's room.
Where do you want to move this junk?
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Don't know, don't care.
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The boy said he'd have
an apartment by 6:00.
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So, in the words of his loving mother,
"Keep moving until I tell you to stop."
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Or, in the words of my loving husband,
"The sooner it's out of here the better."
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Al, I can't believe our baby boy
is finally moving.
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Baby boy, Peg?
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He's older than you tell people
you are.
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I was very young when I got married.
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And I was very drunk.
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So where's the cool guy who is ready
to leave home and bag some babes?
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Right here.
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Please, you can't even bag
your own wife.
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I can bag her, but it doesn't do me any
good, I remember what she looks like.
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Marcie, fruit.
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Peggy, this basket
is a gift for Bud.
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It's very thoughtful.
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But I'm sure he wouldn't want it
if I touched it.
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Or coughed on it.
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Or throw dirt all over it.
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Gee, I can't imagine
why Bud would ever want to leave here.
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But, God, I do remember
my first apartment.
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My roommate and I were both single.
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Bursting with ripe,
flowering womanhood.
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The sexual revolution was in full swing,
and we were a-happening.
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I bet you were having sex
all the time.
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No.
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That cheap slut of a roommate
stole all my boyfriends.
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I've never forgiven Mom for that.
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Well, let me tell you a little bit about
my own swinging bachelor pad.
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Mirror ball on the ceiling,
waterbed on the floor...
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...fake medical degrees on the wall.
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God, I have fun at that place.
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Have?
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Jefferson, you don't still own
that place, do you?
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No. And it's not where I go Thursdays
when I say I'm playing racquetball.
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Hey, you guys,
here comes Bud across the lawn.
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Everybody get down, be quiet.
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I think it'd make him feel good
if we all yelled, "Surprise."
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Forget that.
We are gonna yell, "Get out!"
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Get out!
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What?
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Yeah. Turn in your key.
All your stuff is in the street.
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Here is a lovely fruit basket
from your mother and father.
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Hold on to your filthy grapes, Dad.
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I couldn't find an apartment
I could afford.
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You know, son, the best way to ruin
a heartfelt goodbye party...
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...is to stay where
you're not wanted.
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Now, we bought you a lovely cake.
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The least you could do is get out.
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The most you can do
is take your mother with you.
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Al, you cannot just throw him out
in the cold.
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No, no, no. Dad's right.
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He deserves to be "Menendez-ed"
but he's right.
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No, I can't go on living upstairs.
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I guess I'll just go find
a box somewhere.
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Fine.
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Oh, Bud, don't be so down.
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Listen, I have the perfect place
for you to move into.
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It's lonely, it's grungy,
it's creepy, it's you.
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The basement.
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Kelly...
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...you may have
just hit on something.
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And for once it's not a married man.
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The basement. Lots of cool guys
live in the basement, right?
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Yeah, the coolest.
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Uncle Fester. Cousin Itt.
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That silly guy with the butterflies
from Silence of the Lambs.
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It's gonna be the coolest pad
in town.
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It's gonna be the Mecca of chick-dom,
the North Pole of nookie.
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I'm gonna put in new carpets,
new lights--
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- New third step.
- Oh, my God!
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So, Peggy, what are you gonna do
with Bud's old room?
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Well, you know,
I've always wanted someplace...
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...I could just stretch out
and do nothing.
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Well, get in the car.
I'll take you to the morgue.
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Come on, Al. You should be proud...
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...that your son is moving out
and becoming a man.
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My son is burrowing down
and becoming a mole.
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Besides, as bad as this is, you know
something worse is gonna happen.
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Don't you know that all horrible things
happen in threes?
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Celebrity deaths.
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Pauly Shore movies.
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Wilson Phillips.
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And, in my own case, marrying Peg.
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Bud not moving out.
And three, two, one:
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Al, something horrible
has happened.
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The hell you say.
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That was Dad.
He and Mom had this big fight.
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And now Mom left
and he can't find her.
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Did he look behind the Rockies?
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Excuse me, oink-boy.
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But aren't you concerned about your
mother-in-law's whereabouts?
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I know where the blubbering beast
doth blow.
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Where?
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Margaret, open the door!
It's your mother, and I'm hungry!
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You know, Peg, I hate it
when your mom weebles down here...
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...for her little midnight snacks
which last till 9 in the morning.
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Mom does not eat between meals.
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No, Peg. Because in order to eat
between meals...
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...the first meal has to end.
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Al, don't you know how traumatic
this is for me?
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I now come from a broken home.
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As do I.
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Give Mom a break, she's distraught.
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She is humongous.
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I'm just retaining water.
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The Hoover Dam is retaining water.
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She is retaining Skittles.
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Did someone say Skittles?
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Al, I don't wanna come
from a broken home.
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Mom said she'd take Dad back
if he'd come here and apologize.
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Please, go to Wanker County
and bring my daddy home. Please.
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Peg, you know I hate going to
Wanker County.
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I could end up as pie filling.
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Did someone say pie filling?
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On the other hand,
same could happen upstairs.
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Okay, I'll go, Peg.
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You know what, Bud?
I've gotta hand it to you...
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...your new room looks pretty good.
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When Jamie gets here,
she'll wanna sleep with me?
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Well, no.
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I said your room looks good.
You still look like you.
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Kelly, could you help me
give grandma a pedicure?
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Sure, Mom.
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What's the point? It's not like grandma
can even see her feet.
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Bud, what was so important
that I had to drop everything--
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Which happened to be my
baby brother.
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--and rush right over here?
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I did it, I found a new place...
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...and I was hoping you and I could
christen it, if you know what I mean.
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Bud, that sounds great.
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I hope it's by the lake. I used to date
this guy that lived by the lake...
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...and every time I went through
the front door...
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...all I wanted to do is rip off
my clothes and make love.
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So where is your place?
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It's by the lake.
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Let's go.
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We can't.
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The bidet, it's not firing properly.
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But I have an equally romantic
suggestion.
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Let's do it right here?
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You're such a kidder.
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Call me when your place is ready.
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Hey, Efrum, how much do you want
for this here reading lamp?
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That ain't no reading lamp, Twitchy.
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That is my wife's old eating lamp.
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She used to use it at night
while I was asleep.
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I'd be counting sheep
and she'd be eating them.
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Okay, how much do you want
for this here eating lamp?
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It ain't for sale.
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It's my wife's, and I miss her.
Give it to me.
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No, no. Please, no.
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Who the hell would put a bear trap
in an outhouse?
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They wouldn't. It isn't no bear trap.
That's a human trap.
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Why would you want
to trap a human?
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I don't know, ask the bears.
They was the ones who put it in there.
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Can you get it off me, Efrum?
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The bear trap or that tarantula
you got there on your neck?
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That works every time, don't it?
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So, Al, what do you hear
from my bigger half?
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Plenty.
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She's moved in with me.
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Well, I might have known.
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She always thought
you were hot stuff.
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Mr. City-Slicker, with your shoes.
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Efrum, I'm not dating her.
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No, I'm caging her.
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Hey, Efrum, how much do you want
for that wading pool?
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That ain't no wading pool.
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That's my little darling's shower cap.
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It isn't for sale, you son-of-an-onion.
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Efrum, if you're not selling anything
of your wife's...
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...what the hell are you having
a divorce sale for?
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Well, because I'm lonely.
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And my psychotherapist told me
that either I should try this...
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...or get up on that water tower
and start picking off cousins.
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You know, Efrum...
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...it's my impression that, A, you've got
some serious toxins in your well water.
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Or, B, you still miss the wife.
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Well, A, I don't drink nothing
but sour mash and Robitussin.
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And, B...
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...when it does wear off,
I do kind of miss her.
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Of course, I don't cough no more.
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There is still light
at the end of the tunnel.
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She swallow a comet again?
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No, she misses you
and she wants you back.
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All you gotta do is say you're sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Not to me, you corn nut.
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To her. You just come on back
with me, say you're sorry...
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...she'll take you back and
I'll even throw in a pair of my shoes.
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- Show me how they work too?
- Sure.
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What are we waiting for? Let's go.
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Efrum, hang on there a second.
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You know, you're a braver man
than I am.
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If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on
the deck of the good ship hooter-pop.
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With a smile on my face
and my face on a smile.
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God, the times that I've had.
But you know...
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...in a strange way,
I have to respect your loyalty.
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It's not every man
who would stand by a woman...
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...who is large enough
to have her own fire escape.
244
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,670
No, Efrum,
I've gotta hand it to you...
245
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,998
...you're gone.
246
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,270
Efrum, get back here,
you son-of-an-onion.
247
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,708
Bear trap.
248
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,356
Hi, Peg, I'm back. Good night.
249
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,028
Al, where's Dad?
250
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,955
He's not coming, Peg.
251
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,954
- Good night.
- Hey, what happened?
252
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,432
Peg, he was all set to come back...
253
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,315
...and then, somehow or another,
someone-- I'm not saying who.
254
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,796
--said something
about good ship hooter-pop.
255
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,595
Before you know it,
a 70-year-old hillbilly...
256
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,836
...was popping wheelies
on a thresher...
257
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,998
...and saying how he'd never
marry a family member again.
258
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,633
This is all your fault.
259
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,348
You have ruined
a perfectly happy marriage.
260
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,273
Yet, I remain
in a perfectly dreadful one.
261
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,677
If you men only knew what we do
to keep a marriage alive.
262
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,753
Watching Oprah all day so that
we have something interesting...
263
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,430
...to talk to you about.
Dressing like this to keep you excited.
264
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,513
Taking beauty naps
to reverse the aging process...
265
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,958
...and spending all your money
so you feel like a good provider.
266
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,440
That is how I sacrifice
for you, Al Bundy.
267
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,150
It is a thankless, exhausting job,
but I do it...
268
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,716
...and the only thing I ask in return
is that you bring Dad back here...
269
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,194
...and you failed.
270
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,839
You know what this means?
271
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,311
No, Peg. Not sex now, Peg.
272
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,954
No, Peg. Peg, no.
273
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,119
Peg, please, I just need
a little more time. I'll find him.
274
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,635
I want you to help me
give Mom a sitz bath.
275
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,589
Can't we have sex instead?
276
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,878
- Later. Right now Mom needs her bath.
- Okay.
277
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,876
- Would you ever leave me, Al Bundy?
- First chance I get, Peg.
278
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,910
Fine. Then you can scrub her front.
279
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:05,354
Can't you just feel the mist
from the lake?
280
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,433
Can I take this off now?
281
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,108
Allow me.
282
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,357
I meant my blindfold, you horn-dog.
283
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,831
Not yet. It will spoil the surprise.
284
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:29,076
Okay, now we're in the lobby walking
past my trusted doorman, Rodney.
285
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,754
Rodney, this is Jamie.
286
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,798
Rodney, you lout. Take that.
287
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,512
Sorry, Lord Bundy.
288
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,111
Okay, now we're getting
into the elevator here.
289
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,079
Bud, it doesn't feel like it's going up.
290
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,197
Oh, it is.
291
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,796
So, what do you think?
292
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,273
I think you did a great job
fixing up your parent's basement.
293
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,398
When did you know?
294
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,796
When you put the blindfold on me,
sat in the driveway, and went...
295
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,916
...for 20 minutes.
296
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,112
But I think what you did
was very sweet...
297
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:40,273
...and to tell you the truth,
it turns me on.
298
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,197
And it is private.
299
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,228
So as they say at the lakefront,
let's do the wiggly.
300
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,394
Everybody duck and cover,
grandma got out of the tub...
301
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,710
...she's about to shake herself dry.
302
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,159
There she blows.
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