All language subtitles for Ishqeria (2018)_track3_[eng]

'My granny used to say...'

'...relationships are like doors.'

'Every time you make
a new relationship...'

'...it opens new doors.'

'When a relationship breaks...'

'...the door closes.'

'But some doors we slam so hard...'

'...that they never really close,
they just keep swinging to and fro.'

'And we don't realize that
they remain slightly open.'

"Nights are hard to endure."

"My mind is bewildered."

"No one knows why."

"Like someone's cast a spell on my heart..."

"...which alleviates me from me."

"No one knows why."

"How do I narrate..."

"...or explain my crazy heart."

"Why the dewdrops
keep trickling down like a string?"

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

"Nights are hard to endure."

"My mind is bewildered."

"No one knows why."

"Like someone's cast a spell on my heart..."

"...which alleviates me from me."

"No one knows why."

"How do I narrate..."

"...or explain my crazy heart."

"Why the dew drops
keep trickling down like a string?"

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

"Ishqeria."

Hi.

Hi.

Do you want something...

I want a divorce.

I didn't know why this
door was opening again.'

'But how did it close
in the first place?'

'This story began 7 years ago...'

'...when in some corner of Mussoorie,
Tapasya Heights...'

'... I was getting ready
to attend their biggest college.'

'And somewhere in Tapsee Heights,
our head boy, Raghav Dalmiya...'

'...was giving the welcome speech.'

All I want to say is
this isn't just a college...

...it's a universe on its own.

Because you won't just study here...

...but also become someone.

You won't spend just three years here.

You will live many moments.

You'll learn some,
you'll unlearn some.

You'll fall...and get
up on your feet again.

But by the end of it all,
you'll be ready to take on the world.

I have just one 'mantra'.

Definitely party hard,
but work harder.

Because your present
will shape your future.

Whether they make you laugh, or cry.
But you must always remember them.

Because if you can't remember them...

...then those are not memories.

One more thing...no ragging.

Let the music begin.

Raghav! Raghav! Raghav!

"The raging...winds."

"This wind...will usher in a change."

"This fresh...new wind."

"This wind will...definitely
do something."

'After rotting in an all-girls
school for 12 years...'

'...I was finally foraying into boys territory.'

'By God,
I was looking so hot that day...'

'...I was scared that I
might spark a riot in Mussoorie.'

"The world is ours..."

"...what more could we want
that's
better than this world?"

"Surrounded by jungles and mountains..."

"...oceans and rivers as well."

"We're like the raging winds."

"If you stop us from flowing..."

"...this raging wind
will do something unique."

"The world is ours..."

"...what more could we want
that's
better than this world?"

"No head or feet..."

"...going nowhere."

"Let's stop and think."

"These thoughts lead to many questions..."

"...someone just has to ask."

"When things go wrong,
something new is born."

"Since we're already wrong..."

"...let's turn into something new."

"The world is ours..."

"Everywhere we look belongs to us."

"We are the raging winds."

"Raging...winds."

"Making the youth soar high."

"The new winds..."

"Those winds are back again."

"Everyday on the steps, why sit and drool..."

"...like it was in school."

"It's new...Life's completely new."

"Give her a look,
just don't go by the book."

"It's my heart, let it stay mine."

"But you can borrow it for some time."

"My heart's like a balloon..."

"...it may burst some day."

"Look here comes the raging winds."

"The raging...winds."

"This wind...will usher in a new change."

"The raging...winds."

"Those winds are back again."

I've been praying since morning...

...that the other girl
doesn't show up. Sh**.

There's hardly any space for my stuff...

...how will we accommodate yours?
You can't.

But, I just have a small trunk.

My granny lives here.
I'll leave the rest of my stuff at her place.

And my trunk...can fit in here.

- And your shoes?
- I only have two pairs of shoes.

I'll keep them on top of the cupboard.

I love poor.

We're now best friends.

Luvlin Chaudhary
from Mata Sundari, Panipat.

Kuhu, from Harmandar Kaur, Jalandhar.

'And with this brief introduction,
Luvlin Chaudhary entered my life.'

'The most important character
in the drama, called life...'

'...after the handsome prince
and the misfit princess.'

- Even my father's name s Luvlin.
- Great.

He must be good looking, like me.

Him.

Why would anyone
want to learn from him?

- But if there's a hot girl...
- Come on. come...

Let's have tea.

The scent of Mussoorie.

Bro, make it really strong...

- ...so I can take a dump easily in the morning.
- You're quite open.

Mention not.

Dude, that's like unboiled water.

If you want mineral water in your tea...

...go to some hotel instead.

The first time you have
met your match. 10 on 10.

Here you are.

That's what you like.

Bro, she's definitely my match.

Because I've never
come across a man like her.

Listen...what's the color of your shit?

You're not my friend.

Have you heard this saying?

Bro, when a baby cries
in a faraway village...

...do you know what his mother says?

"Go to sleep or first-year
girls will come for you."

That's Because he hasn't seen us yet.

Freshers Party.

I'm scared to attend
the fresher's party.

No need to be scared.

What the...

Come, let's make you a man.

Where?

Hey, oily hair.

Yes, you.

Hello, ma'am.

See that sh** head.

Go up to him and...

Go up to him and say, ****.

Go on...we don't have all day.

Watch this. Watch this.

Close the book,
why are you always reading?

What is your problem?

It's an interesting book.

f...

****.

- Hey.
- What?

Do you know the consequences of raising
your tone in front of a third-year student?

I see...you're in the third year.

Sorry, I didn't know.

You see...I just joined
the third year today.

So I don't have any idea about it.

Sh**

Run! Run!

Luvlu...

Welcome, Sambha. welcome.

Raise your dress.

What?

Lift your dress up...dude.

- Why?
- My wish.

There are only two places
where one can lift their dress up.

When you're with your hero,
or at the commode.

Which isn't the case here.

Amit...stop messing with the kids.

Don't be scared of them, please.

They are bigger wimps than you.

They all once did what they
are asking you to do. Right?

That's why every year they sit here...

...and take revenge from their juniors.

Just do what they are saying.

And next year you'll be
sitting here scaring some junior.

- But the dress...
- You know what...

...think of them as
your commode and do it.

Or...or...

Think of him as your hero.

'Seniors wanted me
to lift my dress up...'

'...and run all over the
college yelling 'Floods'.

'And by God, I didn't mind at all.'

'Because there was a flood.'

'It wasn't just love...It
was full on Ishqeria.'

'And suddenly, instead of being
scared to attend the fresher's party...'

'...the excitement
was driving me crazy.'

Obviously.

Lovely...why are they
wearing such boring clothes?

I thought we're supposed
to wear glittering frocks.

Bloody poor people, come on.

- Looking beautiful.
- Get lost.

What are you doing, baby?
I am still in the party.

- I was just laughing.
- Laughing at what?

Come with me...just come on.

She looks rich. And boys
are sticking to her like glue.

She's fair, laughs at stupid jokes...

...and wears next to nothing.
Custom made for boys.

So what? I was crowned Ms.
D Block in my society.

I see...and what was the prize...

...pink lipstick from
Sweety Cosmetics?

Hmm...

You better change your
opinion about yourself.

Look at these people.
Look at the ambiance.

We have to be cool...cool.

And how does one look cool?

Well...arch your back, tilt your head.

Always cover your
mouth with your hand...

...so that you don't scare people away.

And look closely...

Like this.

1...2...3...

1...2...3...

Lovely, we kept laughing
all evening but no one noticed us.

They won't just notice us.

We'll have to grab their attention.

Watch closely...

Ouch...I dropped it.

I think this belongs to you.

Cream.

'Other than locking
Are you with my 'Hero'...

'...there were other explosions
which happened that night.'

'I met the other two
members of my future gang.'

'A silly Rajender Nath types comedian Vidhi Jain...'

'...and the other wannabe Lady Gaga,
Sue Menon.'

'Both were one of a kind,
like me and Luvlin.'

'And that's it...thus
our gang was formed.'

English Rap

English Rap

English Rap

English Rap

'And what happened later that night...'

'...is what we all still regret.'

I am now going to handout
chits to all of you.

And you must write down
the name of a boy who you like...

...and he's from this college.

And, the rest of the girls
will help her entice him.

And will he get enticed?

Is there anything
that Luvlin cannot do?

Kuhu, my love, let's begin with you.

Raghav.

Headboy, Raghav Dalmiya.

Yes...

Hold on, hold on, you mean the debate
society president, sports champ...

...best student, stud, Raghav Dalmiya.

Yes, him.

All he loves is knowledge and God.
And not humans.

Nonsense. I saw him
flirting with school girls.

Stupid...he gives tuitions so that he
doesn't have to take money from home.

- How do you know?
- Everyone knows this.

In Tapsee, Raghav's story is
distributed even before the syllabus.

His father was having an affair...

...and didn't want a child from his wife.
Your hero...

They were going to abort
him even before he was born.

But his mother gave
birth to him anyway...

...and died due to depression herself.

And mister...he doesn't even
give a second look to Ayesha.

Who do you think you are?

Ms. D Block.

Then why are we playing
this stupid game?

Is there anything that Luvlin
Chaudhary cannot do, my foot.

Challenge.

- To a Jattni?
- Yes.

We'll entice Raghav for Kuhu.

I swear on my mother.

We'll entice Raghav for Kuhu.

I swear on...Luvlin's mother.

We'll entice Raghav for Kuhu.

Swear on everyone's mother.

'Next day...we weren't high on alcohol,
but the madness.'

Now?

Sh**

You all swore on my mother,
you rascals. Nobody will back out.

But it's a difficult job,
how are we going to do it?

Shut up, you crybaby.

You make it sound like we're
trying to catch the Don.

He's a man after all...

...and, somethings are common
in all of them.

Like.

Like this, strategy no. 1,
you're going on a diet from today.

This is a game of love,
not a wrestling match.

Silly...you don't understand love.

I want to someone who loves my soul,
and not my body.

Yeah...

My child,
the soul is nestled in the body.

To look at the soul,
one must look at the body.

True point.

And your body...

Hmm...

- Here you go.
- But this is for cattle.

Kuhu, sorry to break it to you...

...but even you look like cattle.

What? I don't want
to lose too much weight.

It's the only thing I have.
My two rare gems.

If I lose too much weight,
I'll lose them too.

Get lost... You will never
lose that much weight.

Just lose some weight around
your thighs and love handle.

That's all.

Will you two shut up?
I can't concentrate.

Ms. Jain.

Ms. Jain.

- Get up.
- But, ma'am.

No, please get out of my class.

- Ma'am, I'm really sorry, please.
- No, you just get out of my class.

And take your group also.

- Sorry, ma'am.
- Sorry, ma'am.

Sorry. Sorry for her.

How long are you going to keep crying?

Where's your best friend?
She's always missing.

Does she have a boyfriend?

No.

Then go get her. Go on.

I'll do all that,
what are you guys going to do?

We?

We're going to do what
even boys are scared to do.

We're going to be spies.

I'll be the head, of course.
And these two will be my assistant.

We'll keep a watch over
Raghav Dalmiya round-the-clock.

What he likes, who and why.

What he eats,
wears, and his lifestyle.

We'll make a note of everything.

And then suddenly, coincidentally...

Thanks to a beautiful coincidence,
you'll start taking interest in everything...

...that Raghav does.

And then...

No matter how hard he tries...

...he will have to notice you some day.

And then?

Then one day he'll say...

'I began preparing to
fight the battle of love.'

The game,
ladies and gentlemen had begun.'

"This is where...memories are created."

"This is where...friendships are made."

"Conversations, big or small..."

"Days are short...but nights are not."

- "This is where...
- Sweet memories."

- "...memories are created.
- Of college."

- "This is where...
- Like you and me."

- "...friendships are made.
- Forever."

"We'll never let go,
says these moments."

"We'll blossom into
beautiful flowers."

- "This is where...
- Sweet memories."

- "...memories are created.
- Of college."

- "This is where...
- Like you and me."

"...friendships are made."

Spare me something, sir.
God will bless you.

"Don't be fooled by my beauty, dear."

"Don't be fooled by my beauty, dear."

"My tears are crazy, beloved..."

"...but the mind is smart."

"This beauty is very naughty..."

"...stuck with me like a sore in my throat.

- "This is where...
- Forever."

- "...memories are created.
- Like you and me.."

"This is where...memories someplace."

"This is where...memories dabbling."

"This is where...friendships effect."

"Conversations, big or small..."

"Days are short...but nights are not."

- "This is where...
- Sweet memories."

- "...memories are created.
- Of college."

- "This is where...
- Like you and me."

"...friendships are made."

Sue...what's taking you so long?
Open up.

- Did she have a radish?
- No, pumpkin.

By the way,
I've made a stunning discovery.

Every morning at 7:30 he goes jogging,
at the tracks downstairs.

And from tomorrow she will too.
So cute.

Dirty girl.

"This is where...memories are created."

"This is where...friendships are made."

"Conversations, big or small..."

"Days are short...but nights are not."

"This is where...memories are created."

"This is where...friendships are made."

"Conversations, big or small..."

"Days are short...but nights are not."

- "This is where...
- Sweet memories."

- "...memories are created.
- Of college."

- "This is where...
- Like you and me."

"...friendships are made."

You don't breathe properly.

You can run faster
if you breathe properly.

Go, go...

- Thank you.
- Welcome, sir.

Excuse me!

- Hi.
- Hi...

Why don't you teach me?

What?

Breathing. You breathe so well.

Oh...okay.

You know that wall
in front of our college...

...let's meet on that bench
in front of it.

Yes.

- Okay.
- Yeah, whatever.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, God.

- Is she okay?
- Look, look...

At least he's helping her.

At least he's helping her.
At least he's touching her.

- You're okay.
- Yeah, I am fine. I am fine.

Shall we begin?

Yeah.

Okay, arch your back, like upright.

Yeah, very good. Hands on your legs.

And look straight. And start.

He's doing something.
Something's happening.

Very good. Yeah...

I think you've got it.

Remember this,
and follow the same pattern tomorrow.

Okay.

Like this?

- No, no. The other way.
- Which way?

Breathe out... The other way.

You were doing it
properly a minute ago.

I learned it so soon,
that I can't remember.

Can we do another
session tomorrow?

I see...

I had some doubts.

Take it from me, all the first
year students this time are loco.

Big teeth, weird gait...and their names.

They sound more like truck drivers.

Luvlin Chaudhary...Kuhu Singh...

I mean, give them a pant and a shirt...

...and they will confuse everyone.

Dude seriously, these are not females.

They are just non-males.

So you're going to see her again.
Train her on how to breathe.

Weren't you scared talking to her?

Stop being mean, man.

- Raghav.
- Hello, uncle.

I'm going to Delhi for a few days.
For business.

Do you need money?

For the last ten years, I never asked you
where you're going or for what purpose?

And, I don't need your money.
Thank you.

That's a good thing.
Self-respect runs in our blood.

- I am glad you inherited it.
- I've inherited nothing, Mr. Dalmiya.

Nothing.

I've learned to endure like my mother.

It's not easy to live with a man...

...who wanted to kill
me even before I was born.

- I am off...
- Raghav.

Dude...you're filled with so much rage?

Is there a factory inside?

All the heirs of Dalmiya
family inherits it.

It's been 21 years.

Come on,
I mean by now you should've just...

And that's what makes me angry.

Even after 21 one years, I am still living
with that man under the same roof.

I don't make enough
money from tuitions...

...to have my own place.

And that's why I am waiting
for that scholarship.

I need it.

I just want to get
out of that sh** hole.

I've told you this before,
move in with me at my place.

Your place? Is there a place for me?

On the terrace.

Let me check mine. Come on.

Raghav, Salma, Aabas Shaik.

Oh, God...

Raghav got first place.

- Congratulations, Raghav.
- Thank you, sir.

I'll join you guys later.

Raghav...man, people are still
looking for their name on the board...

...and you don't look happy
even though you topped the list.

What's your problem, man?

It's become a habit.

I mean work hard every year,
come here, see my name on the list...

...and go back home.

The real achievement would've been
when it made a difference to someone.

If only my mother was still alive...

...she would've given me a big hug and
said; "Bravo son, I am proud of you".

Bravo son, I am proud of you.

Have you lost your mind?

What are you laughing at? Come on?

I know I am good looking
and all of that, but still...

What's her name?
Ayesha. Take her for instance.

We went out a couple times on a date...

...but now she's after me.
I don't know what to do.

But...she's been chasing me.

Excuse me. Kuhu.

Kuhu!

Hello... Hi.

Hi.

I was saying...

You mentioned that you
wanted another breathing class.

- Yeah...
- Yeah...

So I was saying that... I mean,
if you don't mind...

...can we do it in the clubhouse?

Yes, of course.

Sure.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Breathing.
- Okay.

I'll see you.

I just changed the venue,
but we'll still do the same thing.

Breathing coaching.

- Breathing coaching.
- Yes.

And since it will be dinner time,
we can't stay hungry.

We'll just eat dinner together,
that's all.

You even sleep alone every day.

Why don't you two even
do that together? Okay.

Stop blabbering, you know.

You too.

Call him like this.

Ms. D Block, you'll look sexy.

And ask for money when you leave.

And maintain an attitude.

No need agree with him all the time.

And please,
don't call him sir.

Okay.

Rascal, you never
took me to the clubhouse.

Stop ranting about the clubhouse.

Jacket! You're wearing a jacket.

What's wrong with a jacket?

In 21 years of our friendship,
you never wore a suit for me.

Suit...jacket...

Raghav, perfume as well.

You never wore perfume for me.

Well, I never looked at you that way.

You mean...you look
at Kuhu Singh that way.

No...that's not what I meant.

- Then what did you mean?
- I meant that...

- What did you mean?
- I meant that...

That...that...

- You're confusing me.
- Raghav. Raghav.

- Pimple.
- Don't touch it.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

Hold on.

- This looks nice, doesn't it?
- It's nice.

Beautiful.

Raghav, so you're going.

Listen... fine, you can go.

But don't you dare
take more than 30 minutes.

Listen...don't keep ranting
about a deadline like boring women.

Take at least 30 minutes
to build an ambiance.

Okay.

- How much?
- 30 minutes.

You love shopping
but hate video games.

Say that you love video
games and hate shopping.

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'
is your favorite film.

And you don't like
Kareena Kapoor at all.

Gladiator is your favorite film...

...and Kareena's not bad.

Talk less and listen more.

And no matter what,
don't look in her eyes.

That's where all the mess begin.

Talk less and listen more.

And no matter what, look in his eyes.

That's where all the mess begin.

Let's go.

By the way, I didn't expect
this from you...

Are you crazy?

But still,
go Simran and live your life.

And listen, no need to be decent or formal.

And may history remember you as the
first woman to set foot into this clubhouse...

...with the most popular, the most dashing,
the richest bachelor in all of Mussoorie.

I will.

Go.

Go on.

- First time wearing heels.
- I know.

- Look straight.
- She will fall.

Oh, my goodness.

That's for you.

- Please have a seat, sir.
- Thank you.

Come.

Thank you.

- Sir.
- Thank you.

What will you have?

One veg clear soup, no carbs at night.

Oh, nice.

Same here.

But I am really hungry tonight,
So I guess I'm going to eat today.

Me too.

I haven't eaten anything
since morning to look slim.

Something not very fattening,
of course.

Okay.

One minced meat stuffed bread,
tempered lentil with extra butter.

By the way,
what else do you like?

Me.

Well, there's hardly
anything that I don't like.

Lazing around, chatting, playing pranks
on people, eating chips, drinking rum...

...and bowing every morning,
before Sridevi.

- Sridevi? Why?
- She is God.

She can make you laugh,
she can make you cry...

...she can be a serpent,
a fairy, make the hero fall in love...

...and fool the villain.

Only God can have all these qualities.

You're very filmy, aren't you?

God created only two good things.
Films and me.

What kind of girls do you like?

It's so funny,
I never thought about it.

But I guess she should beautiful,
fit, and...

long, beautiful hair.

She should be smart.

But I guess... Yeah...

I think most importantly
she should be able to make me laugh.

You know, someone with whom...

...I can be a child
even when I grow old.

Because...I missed that, completely.

It's not a bus that you missed.

Just because you grew tall,
doesn't mean your childhood is over.

Chill out...drink cold buttermilk,
stay away from things you don't like...

...and take what you like.

And you're in your childhood again.

What kind of a guy do you want?

Me...

Well, I have a very small requirement.

I am a foodie... So someone who
doesn't comment on my eating habits.

And sings a song for
me with tears in his eyes.

With tears in his eyes?

Why?

Doesn't it give you that
'romantic' kind of a feeling?

Candy floss, romance, drama,
ice-cream, rains... I'll be floored.

Would you like an ice-cream?

I won't stop you.

"The moment I see you...is
worth cherishing for me."

"When you're not around,
there's a darkness surrounding me."

"You light up my mornings."

"You dwell in my dreams..."

"You're the one who
dwells in my heart."

"And in my restless arms."

"You are in my sights."

"The moment I see you...is
worth cherishing for me."

I am getting used to you, Kuhu.

Used to being happy.

It wasn't easy for our hearts to unite as one.

Under any circumstances,
please don't betray me.

Don't ever lie to me. Okay.

"You're the one I prayed for..."

"...you're my first wish."

"You're the one I prayed for..."

"...you're my first wish."

"Your grace lights up every moment..."

"You're the one who
makes my heart blossom."

"You're the one who
makes my heart blossom."

"You're the one who
makes my heart blossom."

"You dwell in my path
of love... and in my attitude."

"You dwell in my
dreams...you don't know."

"You dwell in my
dreams...you don't know."

"How do I make you believe..."

"...you're closest to my heart."

"...you're closest to my heart."

"...you're closest to my heart."

"You're the frivolity
of the ambiance."

"You're in all my prayers."

'And I was officially
Raghav Dalmiya's girlfriend.'

'My dress sense got better,
Even my marks got better.'

'Because I was always
with this bookworm.'

'But poor boy was stressed
about his interview.'

'Which was on 20th March.'

'The one with Harvard...'

'...due to which we couldn't
meet for a couple of days.'

'And during this time,
inspired by his hard work...'

'...even I took up a
job at granny's bookshop.'

- Hi.
- Hi...

Your father was here some time ago.

He's ordered some
very expensive books.

Which one? Adultery and abortion.

No. Wine Wealth
and Plantation Planner.

And he even made a fat donation
to our 'Let Your Child Read' campaign.

Tell him to start a 'Let
Your Child Be' campaign as well.

my-my...

Hasn't anybody ever thought you
to say; "It's okay, I forgive you".

What to do?

He threw my mother out...

...and he was in no position
to say these things himself.

life is so much bigger, Raghav.

I admit what he did was wrong, but...

Hello... why did your face turn pale?

Are you forgetting something?

What?

You're supposed to
ask me something, Kuhu?.

- What day is it today?
- Monday.

- So?
- So...

Raghav!

Raghav! Raghav!
Raghav! Listen to me, please.

Raghav!

Raghav!

Raghav! I remember it's
your interview today.

Thanks.

I am obliged.

Thanks to Mr. Dalmiya...

You forgot about the
most important day in my life.

Right?

I didn't do it intentionally, Raghav.

Of course, Because Mr.
Dalmiya is very important for you.

- Now you're over-reacting, Raghav.
- Yes, you're right.

You're right, Kuhu.
I am over-reacting.

I've been waiting for this
day for 21 years... which was today.

Raghav, I am sorry.

A goddamn regular,
same regular Monday.

No difference at all.

I don't know why, but...I thought that...

...this Monday would
be different for you.

- It would be what...it was for me.
- It is, I am sorry.

No sorry.

'And my hero left.'

Raghav, please don't go.

'But this wasn't
the twist in our story.'

'Hang on...granny also
used to say that...'

'There's a time for
every truth to be revealed.'

'So patience.'

'Thank God at least I have my gang.'

'As always, a lot has changed
in 7 years. Even our friendship.'

'We're no longer friends.
We're soul-sisters.'

Hey...Niagara Falls.

Raghav Dalmiya is a stupid man.

And he left Mussoorie
for a very stupid reason.

And he's returned
for a stupider reason.

And please don't say "I told
you, he will come back one day".

Please, dear...there are some
people who still believe I love.

Did Raghav come back for me?

Oh, God.

Will someone please get her married.

I was scared that she
might run off with the uncle.

Like I care. At least that
will be some adventure in life.

And some people are still stuck in the
same place for the past seven years.

Forget it, sister. Let me tell you,
things never happen the way we want.

I mean, look at me.

Back in college,
I was Sue Menon the rockstar.

And now, Mrs. Sue Banerjee,
and before all of you guys.

I mean, who would've thought.

In fact, things happen in
the exact opposite of what we think.

- It's true.
- Hottie.

I think there's no point of thinking.

Life always stays the way it is.

I was smart back then, I still am...

...and I'll always be smart.

- Right.
- Right.

She was crying back then, still is...

...and will always keep crying.

Hey...I just saw Raghav.

He was slow back then, still is...

- ...and always will be slow.
- Will you shut up?

I am talking to Kuhu.

Kuhu, I swear I think
I just saw Raghav.

I know.

What do you mean you know? And...

And you didn't tell me.

- I didn't get an opportunity?
- opportunity? Are you kidding me, Kuhu?

Raghav Dalmiya's returned
to Mussoorie after 7 years.

And you need an opportunity to tell me this.

Well done, Kuhu. Well done.

You know what, I think you're positively
hiding something from me, Kuhu.

Oh ho Raghav, can't you see...

Amit. Amit...I am so sorry, Amit.

Amit. Amit.

Amit, stop. Please.

I am sorry. I am really sorry, Amit.

I love you, man.

I'll be right back.

- Uncle, three more.
- Okay, son.

Uncle, three large
pegs for me as well.

Okay.

- How are you, uncle?
- I am great, son.

- Uncle, four more.
- Four more.

Here you go.

Tell these wimps they
don't have to show off.

And tell crybabies...sometimes
we hit the jackpot.

Hey man, listen.
I don't talk to strangers...

- ...so can you please cut the crap.
- Listen, man.

I am back after seven years,
so...shut your trap.

Why did you come back?

I didn't call you back.

No phone calls,
messages or emails in 7 years.

Even if I was dead,
you wouldn't have known.

He won't die so easily, uncle.

At least 5 marriages...10
extra-marital affairs.

15... What's it called? Women
exploitation...and, 4 years in jail...

...and he won't die without all that.

- How are you?
- Dude...

leaving the city so abruptly.

Then you disappeared for 7 years.

sh*** on our 21 years of friendship.

Forget it.

That chapter is over.

You're treating our
lives like a storybook.

fu***

***** your chapter!

You married her, dude.
You married her.

Everyone makes one mistake, okay.

One mistake.

- Even Kuhu made a mistake.
- She made many mistakes.

She almost... She almost
bloody ruined my life, man.

Almost, huh...but she didn't.

Your life is exactly the
way you wanted it to be, Raghav.

You haven't changed at all.

Bloody rascal...

And you must be Amit.

Raghav says one who
curses the most is Amit.

The bold image of a bold India.

Bachelor Bajaj, right.

That's Radhika.

Radhika Bakshi.

My fiancee.

Hi, nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Wait, wait, I know. You're Aisha.

Aisha the college hottie, right.

Hi.

I am Kuhu actually.

Oh...

Kuhu, Radhika.

Radhika, Kuhu.

Raghav talks a lot about you.

Really.

He hasn't mentioned you at all.

You said she isn't beautiful at all.

She's bloody hot.

Is this the end of my story?

Radhika,
why are you always so dramatic?

But tell me, Raghav...love without
a little drama isn't love at all.

'Raghav.'

'Raghav.'

'Raghav.'

Raghav. Raghav.
Raghav. I said I am sorry.

Come on ...can't a person make mistake?

Raghav.

Raghav, I am saying sorry. Please...

It's not like I killed someone.

I said I am sorry.

look, I won't stop chasing
you until you don't forgive me.

Come on, Raghav.
Even girls don't play so hard to get.

Please.

The first point is...

"The moment I see you...is
worth cherishing for me."

"When you're not around,
there's a darkness surrounding me."

"You light up my mornings."

"You dwell in my dreams..."

"You're the one who
dwells in my heart."

"And in my restless arms."

"You are in my sights."

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Can you please forgive me now?

Forgive you...

After this stupid act,
everyone will forgive you.

And anyway, I cannot endure
your beautiful voice anymore.

Did he say yes or not?

Now let's go.

"The gang's here...to taste
the sweet lumps of Mussoorie."

"You'll get caught red-handed..."

"...if say no again."

"Jeans pant and top...we're
gonna play Holi."

"Colours on your Kurta,
we're gonna play Holi."

"Clothes get shorter and shorter..."

"...canopies make you
cross all boundaries."

"As I strip slowly..."

"...we're going to play Holi."

"Jeans pant and top...we're
gonna play Holi."

"Colours on your Kurta,
we're gonna play Holi."

"Don't spray those
colors on me from afar..."

"...like a bullet from a gun."

"I am crazy about you, dear..."

"...screaming and yelling happy Holi."

"The gang of milkmaids
are staring at Krishna."

"Mix some canopies in
the pot filled with butter."

"Jeans pant and top...we're
gonna play Holi."

"Colours on your Kurta,
we're gonna play Holi."

"Don't let anyone
come to their senses..."

"...or speak another word."

"Beat the drums so hard
that we sway to its tune."

"Immersed in colors
and high on canopies..."

"...let me do what I want."

"Tomorrow when I am sober again..."

"...I'll think about
what happened to me."

"Jeans pant and top...we're
gonna play Holi."

"Colours on your Kurta,
we're gonna play Holi."

"Let's go play Holi."

- "Girls are naive...
- Boys are going to play Holi."

- "Girls are naive...
- Boys are going to play Holi."

- Happy Holi!
- Please, please, please, no colors.

- I am not in the mood.
- What are you saying? You're not in the mood?

We would be surprised if
you were in the mood to play Holi.

What is this? We're just dabbling
colors on each other like old aunts.

Can we have some real Holi, please?

We've all turned into aunts.

It's Holi dude,
how did our gang become so boring?

It's the effect of Mussoorie, dear.

This city spoils everyone.

Then go away.

No need to come here
every year for me.

Don't flatter yourself, Kuhu.
I only come here to smoke.

Since it's not allowed at home.

And I come here to find a husband.
Someday I will find him.

And...I come here to
get away from my husband.

Whenever I want to feel young again...

...I mean, what's better than Tapsee.

I come here to play, Holi.
No one else plays with dung!

- What are you doing?
- All you guys.

My tragedy queen,
don't you get dehydrated?

Seriously.

By the way,
I knew we were going to come to this.

- That's why...
- Party time.

I thought so too... That's
why I came along too.

What are you looking at?

I was entitled to this cafe long
before all of you. Bloody juniors.

And I had to come.

I haven't played Holi for so long.
I thought Raghav didn't like it.

His fiancee.

But is there anything
better than Holi?

You guys talk too much.

Let's start with
a drinking game first.

I stopped drinking.

I see...and which number
bottle is this? Fifth!

This is my first.

Amit.

Why don't you drink this?

This is Mussoorie's best liquor,
it's got alcohol. You don't know.

Come on.

- How are you?
- You will never find this stuff in Boston.

You asked, now I am better.

Your book shop...didn't change at all.

In a good way.

It's nice.

You haven't changed
either...in a good way.

This is our room.

Get 10 plates of chowmien.

But my exams are coming up.

How dare you argue with the seniors.
Come on, get lost.

- You've changed a lot.
- People change.

Nothing much has changed in this room.

Except for the stench of bookworms.

The press has changed.
The Chowmein won't taste the same.

You guys cooked chowmein on the press.

Not always.

Sometimes we would boil
it in the geyser, right?

You guys never went out and
ate cooked food?

We never had money.

But you do now.
So I have a great idea.

I am really hungry.

So why don't we go to
someplace nice, relaxed.

Let's eat Italian. Whose with me?

Or why don't we sit here, on the floor,
and eat chowmein together from the same plate.

Who is with me?

I am in for that.

I am in for that for sure.

Well, we don't get chowmein in Boston.

I mean the one you
get in Tapsee Heights.

We'll have Italian tonight, okay.

- Looking nice, right.
- I bought it from Delhi.

You've turned into a complete NRI.

What did you say inside?

You don't get Chowmein
noodles in Boston.

How does that make me NRI?

I mean...you really don't get
Chowmein noodles in Boston. Honestly.

- I don't believe it.
- Raghav.

Foreigner.

You're talking nonsense.

So tell me what else
you don't get there?

I am sure there's a lot
of thing, you don't get there?

Like...the fragrance of mother-earth.
like this shovel, cattle, naked saints.

Naked saints and all.

- Bajrang Bali.
- Bajrang Bali, huh.

Stop taking my kiss,
I don't have that accent.

I see...

Then repeat everything you
said in Hindi.

Are you serious?

- Yeah.
- In Hindi.

- Yeah.
- Give me a minute.

Stop f**** with me.

Correct.

And, I don't have an accent.

I mean... what's accent called in Hindi?

Accent...

Stop laughing, even you don't know.

Let's go ask that bald
foreigner In Mr. India.

He used to act as the foreigner
in all the Hindi films. - Yes.

My Bajrang Bali. My Bajrang Bali.

You're still here.
I didn't notice, sorry.

Why?

What changed in the
last three minutes...

...that you didn't notice
our three-year-old relationship?

Relax Radhika, you're embarrassing me.
You're overreacting.

I am embarrassing you.

I've been calling you
for the last five minutes...

...and you didn't hear me,
and I am over-reacting.

Stop it.

She won't sign so easily, Raghav.

She has a habit of
always ruining your plans.

Radhika, stop it.

Stop what?
She's not going to sign.

Shut up.

Lord, please save me this time.
Please...

I made a mistake.
I'll never make this mistake again.

How will I go home? Please...

What happened? What happened?

I missed my period, Luvlu.

Wait.

- What's...
- Wait, Kuhu.

Wait, Kuhu.

Kuhu.

What will you do if
this happens with you?

Can you tell everyone?
Can you go back to Panipat?

Can you tell your mom-dad...

- Mom-dad...
- Kuhu.

There's a solution
for this kind of problems.

There's a clinic on Mall Road.

We'll go there and get an abortion...

I hate that word.

But I love you.

Hey...what are you thinking?

That...what a weird marriage this is.

No music, no relatives,
no wedding saree or henna.

I knew it.

Oh, God.
Tears on the henna are bad luck.

Hi.

Tears on holi colors are bad luck.

Relax Radhika,
your mind is over-working.

And your's is rusting.

I mean, come on...didn't
you see their body language.

Their chemistry.

Are you really that naive?

- They are just good friends.
- Friends?

Right.

That's where it all begins.

Okay, tell me.

Do you believe that all your
friends are still bachelors?

You moved to Boston and you moved on.

She's been here all
these years, alone.

And she wouldn't. Come on.

It's her life,
she can do what she wants.

Yes, but she can't.

Because you won't set her free.

For the last three
days I've been saying...

...come on Raghav, get the divorce.

What are we doing here?

Why are we here?

Tell me, why are we here?

You forgot again, didn't you?

You don't forget to
fight with me every day.

Then how do you forget this?

I am telling you, Raghav.

If this doesn't happen today...

...it's never going to happen.

- Amit.
- Raghav.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- How are you?
- I am fine, how about you.

All good...I was going to meet Kuhu.

Do you know where Kuhu is?

Raghav, Kuhu isn't some
herb which is found in shops.

Call her up and ask her.

That's the problem,
I don't have her number.

I thought maybe you know where she is.
I thought I'll ask.

- Why?
- Because you and...

I mean you guys are
so... You guys are friends.

So?

And you're taking these books for her,
so I thought...

Actually Raghav, Kuhu is at my home.

Packing lunch for my children.

What the hell do you want with her?

- Are you two have an affair?
- So what?

- Tell me first?
- So what if we do.

- Nothing, it won't matter to me.
- You're such a dog, Raghav.

You don't Kuhu, and you don't
want to see her with someone else.

You know what your problem is, Raghav.

You won't give Kuhu
the happiness she deserves...

...but, you can't endure
someone else making her happy.

- Do you two have a thing?
- I wish we did, Raghav.

I wish we did.

Kuhu is the kind of girl
anyone would fall in love with.

I mean...she's stupid.

But that fool...unfortunately loves
the most pathetic guy in the world.

Happy? Did you get your cheap thrill?

Now go and divorce her.
And please stop confusing everyone.

Hi, hi...do me a favor.

Can you ask Kuhu, ma'am
to come here, please.

Yes...

Now stand up everyone.

Everyone's going to clap for him.

- Sister Kuhu...
- Yeah.

Mr. Dalmiya's here. - Uncle?
But he was supposed to come tomorrow.

Ask him to wait for some time,
I'm coming.

Okay, go.

- Bala. Bala.
- Yes, madam.

A strong cup of tea for uncle,
and...it's breakfast time.

Get some breakfast for
him from upstairs.

Yes, madam. - Don't forget the onions.

So Mr. Dalmiya is
still your favorite, huh?

Dalmiya sir has always
been my favorite.

And look at you...

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan.
You've got a short-temper.

And you...still Asrani (Comedian).
Smiling on everything.

- Well, bye.
- See you.

Okay, see you.

- Hello.
- What?

Are you going to wait here?

Actually, my car's got a flat tire.

Then why don't you
worry some more, son.

Your tire will get fixed on its own.

After all, mechanics are
only good for knitting sweaters.

What the hell do they know about cars?

You know what,
let's sit together puff our nose.

That will fix everything, right?

By the way, what did you want from me?

What happened? Why is your face pale?

Please look ahead while driving.

I only ran over a couple of guys,
not much.

I am a safe driver.

Poor Amit...went broke
trying to bribe the injured's families.

Amit takes really good care of you,
doesn't he?

Why? Shouldn't he?

Tell me. Does it matter?

Please look ahead.

Are you mad?

There was a boulder up ahead, please.

I didn't do it intentionally.

Stop. stop...stop.

Pinky Talkies is still here. - Yes.

They are coming to include it in the
list of seven wonders of the world.

Which film are they playing now?

Madam, it's an amazing room.

Room, with balcony,
and a view of the garden, overlooking the sea...

...and cool breeze 24 hours a day.

How did you like the room, madam?

It's nice.

I can write ghost stories here.

What happened? What happened?

Co...Co... - What happened?

Cockroach. Cockroach.

Help.

What will it take to shut you up? - This
ordinaryIndian is good enough for you.

Do you have a diploma in cinema?
- No, BA.

It's so funny,
I mean...it's been 8 years, but...

...I still remember
all the scenes clearly.

Things we know closely...

...we don't have to
try hard to remember them.

So tell me...when did you meet Radhika?

Three years ago.

And...when did you two fall in love?

I don't know,
I...don't calculate these things.

Who proposed?

I did.

She is gorgeous.

That's not why I love her.

Radhika is smart.

Sometimes its fun to be foolish.

Kuhu, you...you're no longer a kid.

You're a grownup.
- And you...

You were born old. When was
the last time you laughed, Raghav?

Radhika makes me laugh a lot, Kuhu.
She does. - Really?

Yeah?
- Is she a clown?

Relax.

I love Radhika a lot, and so does she.

We...cannot stay apart
even for a minute.

And do you guys have
a moment in all those minutes?

Remember...

Because if you can't remember it,
it's not a moment.

Surprise! Where have you been?

Radhika, I...

Where are you going?

Radhika, where are you going?
- It doesn't matter anymore, Raghav.

I am just leaving.

Please, let me explain it to you.

Please, Raghav.

You never stopped loving Kuhu.

You're everything with
her...which you're not with me.

Back in Boston, I would often wonder...

...why isn't this guy happy?

Now I got it?

Your heart was still here,
in Mussoorie.

Right?

Radhika,
you're getting all of this wrong.

Give me a chance to
explain to you... - Raghav.

Raghav, listen to me.

Kuhu cannot love anyone else,
nor can you.

So please...stop lying to the world,
and yourself.

Just listen to me.

Radhika.

Radhika, Kuhu is my past.

I am with you.
- No, Raghav. That's the problem.

You're not with me.
You're still with Kuhu.

I am leaving.

Raghav, you never
introduced me to your papa.

But, when you mee...please tell him,
that I was a nice girl too.

She left...shall we party?

You ruined my life again.
- What did I do?

What did you do?

You corrupted my mind.

Radhika's too. Mine too.

I came to Mussoorie to get you to
sign the divorce papers, that's all.

Can you do anything
other than fooling people?

Huh?

And can you do anything
other than blaming other people.

Am I holding you hostage?

Am I coercing you
to spend time with me?

You did what you wanted, Raghav.

Today and seven years ago.
- That's because you cheated me.

Today...and seven years ago.

What happened? Are you pregnant again?

I got my period.
- What?

I just got my period.
- Must be a miscarriage.

Let's go quickly.
- No, Luvlu, you don't get it.

I wasn't pregnant at all. I panicked.

My dates were delayed
by two weeks, okay...

...my cycle's always like clockwork.

I got scared, and... - Got married.

Kuhu, I told you, didn't I?
- But what else could I do?

Raghav got so emotional.
You were right there.

It was all over within 30 minutes.

I couldn't understand...
- You couldn't understand.

Raghav.

You're not pregnant.
- No.

I gave up my scholarship.

I am sorry, Raghav.
I thought I was pregnant.

It was a mistake... - Mistake.

I married you, Kuhu. You're my wife.

You know they don't give
scholarships to married people.

And you're saying...

Raghav, I panicked. - You panicked,
and look at what it did to my life.

Don't say that, Raghav?
- What else should I say and how?

Now thanks to you I'll
have to stay here, in Mussoorie.

With Mr. Dalmiya.

The one thing I didn't want to do, Kuhu.
The one thing I didn't want to do.

Raghav, we'll do something.
We'll find a solution.

No one knows and we won't tell anyone.

Only we know and Luvlu.

And you won't tell anyone.
- I won't

Right?
- Yes.

Raghav, you can...

He was completely mad. Imagine...

Mr. Dalmiya.
- Mr. Dalmiya, are you free for lunch.

Because we are.

Can we talk tomorrow,
I am busy right now.

Wait.

And, you have to take
us to the Clubhouse.

Because we won't settle
for anything less.

Treat?
- Your treat, bro.

If it wasn't for us,
you wouldn't be with Kuhu.

I didn't get it.
What do you mean? - You don't know.

We planned everything so
that you fall in love with Kuhu.

Your match wasn't
made in Heaven, we did.

You didn't wait for a second.

You didn't wait for
a second to listen to me.

You didn't give me an
opportunity to tell you, that...

...yes, I had to plan extensively
to make you fall in love with me.

But my love wasn't planned.

If that was true,
then I would've been somewhere else.

With someone else.

And not waiting here
for you like a fool.

Did I tell you to do so?

Did I force you to stay here?

I told you,
Kuhu, I don't like lies that's all.

You know what, you're a goddamn liar.

And do you know what you are?
You're a coward.

Back then you were only
thinking about your scholarship.

You were only worried about yourself,

Did you think about me?

How will I face my parents?
Where will I go with my married life?

You left...and you found someone else.

I stayed back...and lived as your wife.

I didn't know whether
you'll come back or not.

Whether you still remember me or not.

Whether you're alive or not.
But I still belonged to you.

You want a divorce, don't you?

"The mile-wide rifts..."

"...how can anyone breathe?"

"The mile-wide rifts..."

"...how can anyone breathe?"

"Everyone's here, except for you."

"My body's here, but not my heart."

"Everyone's here, except for you."

"My body's here, but not my heart."

"Tell me...how can one feel he's alive?"

"Your beautiful face
still, dwells in my eyes..."

"...come back to me, beloved."

"Without you, life has stopped..."

"...O my beloved."

"...beloved."

"...beloved."

"...beloved."

"There's silence everywhere I go."

"Who do I narrate my heart to?"

"How can the swords of your memories..."

"...my heart endure anymore?"

"Swallow my sorrows..."

"...and live again."

"Swallow my sorrows..."

"...and live again."

"Because you're in my sights now."

Come in.

You're a grownup now.
You deserve a drink with your papa.

Cheers.

Aren't you going to ask anything?

You don't question those you love.

They just talk.

You said that so easily.

Such sweet words, like honey.

Anyone who hears
would think I am the villain.

I know you're angry with me...

...for the story only you heard.

Who was wrong,
or who was right yesterday...

...shouldn't matter today.
- Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter, Mr. Dalmiya.

You left my mother. You kept
me away from her all those years...

...and you say it doesn't matter.

And after everything that happened...

...you want me to forget everything.

Forget it.
- I didn't say you should forget.

All I am saying is that,
you're a grownup now...

...so you don't make the
same mistakes which I did.

Think about your present,
that is the reason I want you...

Oh come on, Mr. Dalmiya.

Even after 7 years we're
doing the same old thing.

We're doing the same old thing,
once again.

We're still fighting.

And do you know why?
Because you can't clarify things.

You always twist your words.
There is no clarity.

There's lots of clarity.
- There are lots of complications.

I am not complicating anything.

I am sorry.

It's not as simple...as black and white.

Life is too short, Raghav.

What's done is done. Move ahead.

I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that we did.

Kuhu loves you a lot.

All her foolishness...was for you.

Forgive her.

You knew about Kuhu.

I have only one son.
I know everything about him.

For seven years,
that girl's been loving you...

...without any complaints
or grievance. Accept her.

Bring her home. Go.

You can come back and fight with me.

I love you, dad.
- I love you too.

I always have.

I love you.

Just say it.

Talk to me.

Or else, for the rest of the life...

"The moment I see you...

...is worth cherishing for me."

"The moment I see you...is
worth cherishing for me."

"When you're not around,
there's a darkness surrounding me."

"You light up my mornings."

"You're the one who
dwells in my heart."

"You are in my sights."

Hey, what were you doing?
- Sh** do you want some?

Yuck, you're so dirty.

I was going to say
something emotional, but...

Emotional? Speak up.

I am feeling sad without Raghav.

I think...I think I
am kind of missing him.

Yes, because you're
pregnant with his child.

You're his friend,
not his girlfriend who parted ways.

Let them chill.

- They haven't finished their honeymoon yet.
- Stop it...stop it...stop lecturing me.

Who wrote on Facebook,...

...when some people leave you,
they leave you with a heavy heart.

But when some people leave you,
they leave you with no heart at all.

Bloody dog, stalking me on FB.

I am not stalking you,
just watching your pictures.

By the way,
you do look a little hot these days.

Just over the past few months,
don't get carried away.

By the way, you still look the same.

I see...

Mussoorie's cheapster.

I see, Mussoorie's cheapster.

Then tell me something,
why are your cheeks turning pink?

I've heard there's been
an outbreak of an epidemic...

...called the Ishqeria virus.
Just be careful.

Get lost, it's not like that.

And anyway,
when I come to Mussoorie next week...

...I won't go out with you.

Hold on...what did you say?

Are you coming to Mussoorie?

Are you coming to Mussoorie? - Yes.

Why didn't you tell me before?
- I am telling you now.

I see...you're telling me now so that...

...I can make all arrangements before
you arrive. - It's not like that.

Have you seen your face?
- It's better than yours.

You...

First, go and take some
lessons on how to hit on a girl.

hello...I am a born stud.
I even hit on my nurse.

Isn't that our college
shirt that you're wearing?

This one? You remember?