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Hey, dad.
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Hey, son.
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What you watching?
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Mutiny
On the bounty.
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It's a classic.
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You know, they don't
Make movies like
This anymore.
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Thank goodness.
They have color now.
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Son, look, look,
Look at that
Tall ship.
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Man, is she
A beauty?
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Uh-huh.
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I've always
Dreamed of sailing
Tall ships like that.
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You know, there are
Places you can go
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And sail authentic
Tall ships.
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What?
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Pay $8.00 for some
Half-hour cruise
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Where you watch
Some tourist suck
On a corn dog?
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Uh-uh. Son,
I'm talking about
The real thing.
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The 1700s.
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The excitement
Of exploration
And discovery.
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Like the first
Super bowl.
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Yeah, something
Like that.
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Carl! Carl!
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Look what steve left
In my freezer.
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Both: eww!
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An octopus.
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Do you know where he is?
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Well, he's in 1870.
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Where?
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Not where, when.
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Steve combined
His teleportation pad
With his time machine,
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And now he can travel
Anywhere in history.
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Isn't that
Dangerous?
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I mean, for people
In history.
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Not this time.
He's visiting geronimo.
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When he gets back,
You tell him
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That his octopus
Is defrosting
In the backyard.
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Oh!
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Boy, who knew apaches
Hated polka music
So much?
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Well, steve,
Other than the fact
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That you almost
Got yourself killed,
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How was your trip?
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Cool! They gave me
An indian name...
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Whines like a woman.
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Boy, what a week!
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I witnessed
The french revolution,
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I helped set up chairs
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For the signing
Of the declaration
Of independence,
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Oh, and the end
Of his hunger strike,
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I gave gandhi a cookie.
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Well, what did he say?
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Well, he said,
"I'm thanking you
So very much.
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I'm so very hungry."
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Of course, the trip
Would have been
A lot more fun,
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If a certain somebody
Had come along with me.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, oh, no way.
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No way am I going
Back in time with you.
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Last trip I took, I
Almost didn't get back.
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Oh, but carl,
That was then,
This is now.
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I'm telling you,
I've ironed out
All the kinks,
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And my time travel watch
Works like a charm.
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Hey, dad, you know,
Maybe you can go back
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And sail the tall ships
After all.
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Tall ships?
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Oh, well, yeah,
Dad was just telling me
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How he's always
Dreamed of sailing
An authentic tall ship,
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Like the ones
In the 1700s.
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Carl winslow,
Your dreams have come true.
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Well, it was
Just a fantasy.
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Poppycock, seafarin' man.
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I can put you
On any ship you want.
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I don't know.
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Sure you do.
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Picture this...
The atlantic ocean, 1704,
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Trade winds provide
A steady breeze
Across a sun-drenched sea
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As your tall ship
Glides along
The crystal blue water,
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Your top sails
Puffed with pride,
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Propelling you
To an adventure
Of a lifetime.
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I'll do it.
1704, here I come.
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Yippee! Hey, eddo,
Want to go?
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No way, I don't want
To miss baywatch.
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Tell mom
I'll be home
For dinner.
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Don't be late. The gundersons
Are coming over for dinner.
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Don't want to spend the whole
Night listening to gunderson
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Tell me how he took
All the chrome
Off of his miata.
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Let's go, steve.
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Aye, aye, captain.
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High seas,
Here we come!
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Begging
The captain's pardon,
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But me thinks
As your right-hand man
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That I'd be entitled
To more of that booty.
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I takes that as a no.
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Ow, ow!
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Aah! Sorcerer!
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Howdy!
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Shiver me timbers!
Sorcerers!
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And they be wearing
Strange britches.
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A pirate ship?
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A pirate ship?
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Steve, I said
I wanted to sail
A tall ship.
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Well, this
Is a tall ship.
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It just happens to have
A few pirates.
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Hello, pirate people.
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We're not sorcerers.
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Oh!
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Well, we're--we're
From far, far away.
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We got caught
In a typhoon,
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Snatched in the air,
And blown down
On this ship.
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Well, blow me down.
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Well, that's
What I just said.
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I be
Nicholas hightower,
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Captain
Of this ship.
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I be?
You hear that, carl?
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Ebonics. I am
Nicholas hightower.
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If you want
To lead men,
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You'd better work
On your verbs, fella.
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Hey, hey,
Carl, carl,
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Take a picture of me
And the pirate.
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Gather around,
Hearties,
Gather around.
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Okay. Okay.
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There you go.
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Alright.
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Say cheese.
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Pirates: argh!
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"Argh" is good.
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[gasps]
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That magic box--
What she be?
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Oh, this?
This is a camera.
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A latent image in activated
Silver salt is formed
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Whenever light has fallen
On the emulsion.
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That's
What I thought.
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Oh, look, it's ready.
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Oh, me eye
Was closed.
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Blast.
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Argh, I say we make
The big sorcerer captain,
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And the one with
The bad fashion sense
First mate.
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All: aye!
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Hey, I be captain.
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What's wrong with me?
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They smells better.
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But what about me booty?
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Oh, a couple weeks
On the stairmaster
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Will firm that baby
Right up.
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I'm not giving up
My ship.
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Then you
Walks the plank.
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Welcome aboard, captain.
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All hail the new skipper
Of the rusty raven.
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All: aye!
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What be your name?
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Carl.
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Carl! That be
A foppish name.
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We can't fight
And plunder and pillage
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For someone named carl.
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He called you foppish,
Big guy.
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Big guy...
Captain big guy.
I likes it. Aye.
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Hey,
Captain big guy. Catchy.
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Argh!
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All hail
Captain big guy!
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All: aye!
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Belay that yarn!
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Man the cap stands!
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Hoist the silks.
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They'd be already
Done, captain.
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Oh. Anything else
We can hoist?
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Certainly not you, sir.
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Swab the deck, mateys.
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Argh, you
Scurvy lubbers!
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Hey, you like my costume?
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Yeah, you like mine?
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Hey, be careful, steve.
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Your pistol's cocked.
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Oh, puh-lease.
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I think a guy that's
Smart enough to build
A time machine
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Is certainly
Capable of handling
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A simple thing
Like a gun.
[gunshot]
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Oh, yummy.
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Tonight it will be
Surf and turf.
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I'll just go pirate
Over there.
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Alright. Don't get
Yourself in trouble.
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* 15 men on
A dead man's chest *
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* yo-ho-ho
And a bottle of rum *
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* drink and the devil
Had done for the rest *
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* yo-ho-ho
And a bottle of rum *
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Say, whatcha doin'?
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Singing.
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No, I mean
With the cannon.
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We be readyin' her
For a little
Target practice.
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Oh, can I help?
Can I, can I, can I,
Please?
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- I reckon.
- oh, what do I do?
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You lights the fuse.
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Oh, no problemo.
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Now aims her
Out to sea.
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Hey, I don't see anything.
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Well, I hopes
You're happy.
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You've ruined the soup.
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Did I do that?
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You idiot!
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Give me that.
Just give it to me.
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[whining]
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Hey!
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Whatcha got there?
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Likes a sip?
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Oh, thankee.
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Oh!
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Ack, what
Is that stuff?
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00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,003
It's rum.
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00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,139
Rum? Well,
I hope you have
A designated sailor.
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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,575
You know,
It's not safe
To slurp and sail.
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,643
Give me that!
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00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,111
No, you give me that.
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00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,813
Oh, not my watch.
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00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,649
Oh, carl! Carl! Carl!
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00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,919
Steve,
What's the matter?
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Oh, nothing.
No biggie.
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I just might have,
Sort of, accidentally
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Dropped my
Time travel watch
Overboard.
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What?!
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00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,532
Oh, my god,
We're stuck in the past forever.
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00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,135
[cries]
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00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,938
Oh, shut up.
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00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,715
Edward...
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Are you sure
Your father said
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He'd be home
In time for dinner?
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00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,219
Yeah.
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00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,553
Oh, it's been hours.
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00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,822
You think he forgot?
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No way. Mom,
You know how time flies
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When you time travel.
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00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,695
Hey!
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Hi, girls.
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00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,131
What's up?
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00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,436
Myra, why do you
Wear that riding
Outfit so often?
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Well, I figure
If I wear it enough,
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Daddy will get the hint
And buy me a horse.
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00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,143
But he didn't buy you
That plane
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When you kept dressing
Up like a stewardess.
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A give-up gertie
Doesn't get the birdie.
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Where's my stevie?
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00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:28,922
Oh, he's running
Around with dad
Somewhere in 1704.
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00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,059
And I'm starting
To worry.
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00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,728
Well, if you'd like,
I can go
Fetch the fellas.
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00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,563
Well, how you going
To get there,
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On a horse
You don't have?
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00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:45,005
No, stevie made me
My own time travel watch.
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It's got a built-in
Tracking device
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So I can zap to my stevie
In a zip.
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Great. Myra,
Remind carl
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That the gundersons
Will be here
In 20 minutes.
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Care to join me, ladies?
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00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,652
Sure. How about
You, max?
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I'm down.
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00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,090
You gals might meet
Cute guys.
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00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,358
Men were less picky
In 1704.
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* row, row, row,
Your boat *
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00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,267
* gently
Down the stream *
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* merrily, merrily,
Merrily, merrily *
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00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,737
* life is
But a dream *
258
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,206
[humming]
259
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,345
* row, row, row,
Your boat *
260
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,980
* gently
Down the stream *
261
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:27,981
* merrily, merrily,
Merrily, merrily *
262
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,482
Oh, will you stop it?
263
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,121
Steve, you know,
You have really
Done it this time.
264
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,124
You got us trapped
On a ship full
Of cutthroat pirates,
265
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,660
And there's no way
Of ever getting home again.
266
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:44,364
Well, gee, you make
It sound so negative.
267
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,201
Well, excuse me,
But I was just thinking
268
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,871
About all the things
I'll never see again
269
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,705
Like hot showers.
270
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,176
Hot showers were not
Invented in 1704.
271
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,645
I'll never take
Another hot shower again.
272
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,948
Well, look
On the bright side.
273
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,615
There are
No nuclear weapons,
274
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,984
There's
No pollution,
275
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,253
And no pauly shore movies.
276
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,423
What about my family, steve?
277
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,995
I'll never see harriet
Again or eddie or laura.
278
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,600
Hey, daddy.
279
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,203
Hi, laura...
Laura!
280
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,005
Maxine! Oh, wow!
281
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,340
I'm so glad
To see you.
282
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,308
Oh, I'll say.
283
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,310
Why, I lost
My time travel watch
284
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,145
And we weren't
Able to get back.
285
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,848
Oh, don't worry,
Snookums, I have mine.
286
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:42,122
Oh, can we go
Now? These guys
Are not fine.
287
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,391
Hurry, let's go.
Let's get out of here.
288
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:53,333
Well, well, well,
Look what we have here.
289
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,802
Some comely wenches.
290
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,237
And just
Who do you think
291
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,207
You're
Calling a wench,
Snaggletooth?
292
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,043
Yeah, watch it, palley,
Or you'll be wearing
2 eye patches.
293
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,413
Oh, they be sassy.
294
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,249
Aye, and that's
Just the way
We likes them,
295
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,484
Right, mateys?
296
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,854
Oh, what did you do,
Brush your teeth
With a dead halibut?
297
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,057
Yeah.
298
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,594
Look what we have here,
A fortune in silver.
299
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,463
Hey, you can't
Harm those girls!
300
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,497
Whys not?
301
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,732
Aye, we be pirates.
302
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,467
That's what we do.
We harm people.
303
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,503
But there's a hefty ransom
To be had for these lasses.
304
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,638
Ransom?
305
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,374
Yeah. And
If you harm them,
We won't get it.
306
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,809
'cause they're the
Daughters of a very
Prominent governor.
307
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,011
What governor?
308
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,913
Well, the governor
Of--of...
309
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,981
Motown.
310
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,315
Motown.
Yeah, motown.
311
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,085
Yes, it's a small colony
Near detroit.
312
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,054
They have
A very cool anthem...
313
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,057
* sugar pie
Honey bunch *
314
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,526
* you know
That I love you *
315
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,096
* I can't help myself *
316
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,798
* I love you
And nobody else *
317
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,233
* duh duh duh duh *
318
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,003
* sugar pie
Honey bunch *
319
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,505
* I'm weaker than
A man should be *
320
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,307
Oh, stow it!
321
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,909
I don't care who
Their fathers be.
322
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,044
I want their gold.
323
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,612
Pirates: yeah!
324
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,650
I will not stand
For this thievery.
325
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,953
Oh, what kind of captain
Are ye?
326
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,689
We can't harm people,
We can't steal
From them.
327
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,124
What can we do?
328
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,926
Well, when's the
Last time you tidied
Up your bunks?
329
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,361
Listen to me, men.
330
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,597
This scurvy knave
Ain't no captain.
331
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,867
You follow me and you can
Pillage and plunder
All you like.
332
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,137
And I gives you
Me affidavit,
333
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,839
You'll never have to tidy
Your bunks again.
334
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,874
Pirates: aye!
335
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,576
Give me your gold, wench.
336
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,412
Aye! Oh!
337
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,550
Oof! Argh!
338
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,989
[screams]
339
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,725
Oh, get them, men!
340
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,331
Steve, can we all get
Back on myra's watch?
341
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,666
Well, yes, but we
Have to be touching.
342
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,504
Come on, myra,
We got to get
To the guys.
343
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,541
Well, it's not
Like I'm not trying.
344
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,111
Oops. I dropped
My hanky.
345
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,846
Permits me.
346
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,649
Yaah! Oh!
347
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,062
Oh!
348
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,669
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
349
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,507
Girls: aah!
350
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,521
Get him!
351
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,230
Don't worry,
I'll save you!
352
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,533
Myra:
Oh, stevie!
353
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,210
Right! What shall
We do with him, men?
354
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,146
Pirates:
Run him through!
355
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,014
No! Let's
Torture them.
356
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,483
Pirates: yeah!
357
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,718
How about
A stern lecture?
358
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,454
Good idea.
359
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,555
The plank!
360
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,623
Aye, make them
Walk the plank.
361
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,860
Really, guys, the plank
Is so overdone.
362
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,930
No, steve, steve,
No, the plank is okay
As long as they don't
363
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,433
Make us walk the plank together.
364
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,303
That would be
Just too gruesome.
365
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh!
366
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,840
You're right, carl.
367
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,943
Anything but that, please.
368
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:37,049
Whatever you do,
Don't make us
Walk the plank together.
369
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,053
Let's make them
Walk the plank together!
370
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,589
Pirates: yeah!
371
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,458
Get up there!
372
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,228
Alright,
Get up there!
373
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:56,068
Alright, any last
Words before you
Meet your maker?
374
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,072
Yeah. So long, suckers!
375
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,675
That's a very strange
Choice of words.
376
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:09,048
Yeah, come on! Aah!
377
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,617
Pirates: yeah!
378
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,624
I'm so sorry.
Carl should be here
In a flash.
379
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,163
Told you.
380
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,900
So, roy,
How's the miata?
381
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,015
* 15 men
On a dead man's chest *
382
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:46,753
* yo-ho-ho
And a bottle of rum *
383
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,622
* drink and the devil
Had done for the rest *
384
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,159
* yo-ho-ho
And a bottle of rum *
385
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,794
[humming]
386
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,470
Hey, is my cannonball
In there?
387
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,275
I think it went
Over there.
388
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,577
Perhaps on your couch maybe.
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