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[humming
Camptown races]
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Ooh!
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Well, hello there,
Fellow artisan.
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Wow!
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You've done a great job
Capturing the big guy!
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Thanks I've been
Working on it for weeks.
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Oh, and it paid off.
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Why you've even got
The-he throbbing vein
Right in his neck!
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Oh, this is
Definitely an a.
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Can you keep an eye on it
For a moment?
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Make sure
Nobody touches it.
It's still wet.
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You got it.
I'll watch it
Like a hawk, baby.
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Hi, big guy.
Heh heh heh heh!
[snorts]
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Hmm.
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You know...
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The nose is just...
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Not right yet.
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Maybe--
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Oh.
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Oh...Oh.
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Ohh...
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Oh, me, oh, my.
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[coughs]
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Heh...Heh heh heh.
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Well,
Get out, you.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Heh...Well, it's...
Oh...Oh...It's not
A complete loss.
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There's a great
Ashtray in there
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Just dying to get out.
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You are so dead.
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Oh, my...
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[bell rings]
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Is this yours,
Laura?
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Oh...
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Mr. Vreeland,
I can explain.
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There's nothing
To explain.
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This...
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Is brilliant.
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I mean, I love it!
It's bold! It takes chances!
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Oh, laura,
It's an "A".
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Told ya!
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What do you call it?
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Man...
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In...
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Turmoil.
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Oh!
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That's deep!
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* nah neh neh
Neh neh neh *
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* dusting *
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* nah neh neh
Neh duh duh *
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* dusting *
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* nah neh neh
Neh neh neh *
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* dah dah dusting *
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* dah dah dah
Dah dah duh *
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Ow! Hit me, now! Oh!
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Duh!
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* duh duh duh *
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* duh-duh-
Duh-duh duh *
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* duh duh duh *
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* duh-duh duh-duh
Duh duh duh *
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Ha!
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Hey!
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Well, what are you
Doing, uncle carl?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just
Movin' and groovin'.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
So what's up
With you fellas?
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I thought you were
Out playing football.
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We were...Until I kicked
A field goal into
The neighbor's backyard.
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Yeah. Mr. Neidermeyer
Wasn't very happy
About it.
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Well, did you ask
For the ball back?
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Yeah, but all he would say was
"Flbbtt!"
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Well...He's being
More mature than usual.
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But don't worry, 3j.
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I'm your foster dad now.
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I'll get
Your football back.
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Winslow. Glad you're home.
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Oh. Neidermeyer.
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I was just about
To call you.
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Did you come
To bring
The football back?
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Get real. I came
To borrow some tools.
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Listen. Goldstein
Just got a new
Satellite dish.
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Ha ha!
I'm tapping
Into it!
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Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha!
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Shh!
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You're stealing
From his dish?
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Yeah!
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You can't do that.
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So--take
Your dollar back.
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Oh, come on!
Loosen up!
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We'll get disney for free
And show time in no time.
Ha ha
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Yeah, but what
About our football,
Mr. Neidermeyer?
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Your football?
Heh heh!
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You mean my football,
Peewee.
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Uh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You're gonna keep
The boys' football,
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Then come over here
And borrow my tools?
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Yeah. Which part of that
Don't you understand?
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh
Heh heh heh!
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Uh, excuse me.
Uh, kids...
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Uh, mr. Neidermeyer
And I would like to
Have a private chat,
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So if you
Don't mind...
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You gonna whoop him?
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No, it's not gonna
Come to that, 3j.
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Neidermeyer, I'm
Sick and tired of you
Pushing people around.
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Now, I want
That football back,
And I want it back now.
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Hey, I didn't start this.
I finished it.
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If you had been
Any kind of a parent,
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Those little hoodlums
Wouldn't be making trouble
In the first place.
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You know, neidermeyer...
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The airport would be
A better neighbor
Than you.
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Does that mean I'm not
Getting the tools?
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You're not getting
Anything until you
Give me back that ball!
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That ain't happening.
Get outta my house!
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Get outta your house?
Get outta my house!
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Don't put
Your hands on me!
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I'll put my foot
On you. Get out.
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Heh heh heh!
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Ooohhh...
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That's a good one,
Yes.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Carl.
Huh?
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Aren't you coming to bed?
It's 1:00 am.
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I'm not sleepy sweetheart,
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I'm working on something
Really important.
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Heh heh heh heh heh!
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What is it,
Taxes?
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Oh, no.
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It's a list of ways
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Of getting back
At nick neidermeyer.
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"Number 1...
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Move away and give
The house to steve urkel."
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Carl.
Huh?
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Can I have that pad?
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Yes, yes!
Ha ha ha--
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Ow!
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Now, why did you do that?
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Carl.
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Remember on one
Of our first dates
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When you took me
To the amusement park?
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Well, I remember
That we got thrown out
Of the tunnel of love
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For getting
A little too frisky.
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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When we were leaving,
You had $10 in tickets
Left.
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I don't remember that.
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Well, I do...
Because on the way out,
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You handed those tickets
To a couple of kids
Who were coming in.
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You made their night.
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Well...You know
How I feel about kids.
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Well, I said to myself
Right then,
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"Harriette,
You're going out
With a mighty big man."
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Big man, huh?
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That man...
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Would never...
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Lose his temper
Over petty problems.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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That man...
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Would never stoop...
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To revenge.
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That man--
My man...
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Would take
This list...
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And tear it up.
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That's great, carl.
That's my man.
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Ha ha ha.
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Ohh...
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Mmm.
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Nick could've
Never done that.
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Huh. Well, course not...
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'cause he's
Not a big man.
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Ahem. Let's go
Upstairs...Big man.
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Just a second,
Sweetheart.
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Who are you calling
At this hour?
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Barney's pizza place.
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I'm gonna let them know
That nick won't be
Needing those 50 pizzas.
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Hello.
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Now, uh, listen,
Uh, class.
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Today we are
Gonna begin studying
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The glorious
Human form
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It will be one of our most
Difficult challenges.
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And to help us in our endeavors
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We will be working
With a live model.
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Well, that'll be a welcome
Change from bowls of fruit.
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Hey, laura.
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Hey, greta.
How you doing?
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Uh, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey!
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That's eddie's
Gal pal!
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Yeah. She's making
Some extra money
Modeling.
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Oh! Well, you know,
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Money comes in handy
When you want to buy--
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Yeee! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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Aaahhh!
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You saw my girlfriend
Buck naked?
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Ooh, as the day
She was born.
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But only for five seconds.
Then I was struck
With hysterical blindness
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For the rest of the class.
Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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I don't
Believe this.
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Greta was naked
In front
Of strangers?
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Well, they ain't
Strangers anymore.
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[knock on door]
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00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,457
Eddo, now, let's just
Keep this between
You and me, okay?
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Yeah, yeah. Right,
Steve. Just--
Just between us.
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I got you.
I got you.
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00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,101
Why were you
Naked?
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I guess steve told you.
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You bet he did!
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I better go
Upstairs now!
Whoo!
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Have you lost
Your mind?
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I don't want you
Shaking your booty
For anyone.
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I didn't shake it.
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00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:29,056
I posed...
In an artistic fashion.
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00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,758
Yeah, well,
Can't you be artistic
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00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,560
In some sweatpants
And a parka?
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00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:37,230
How would you like it
If I got naked
In a roomful of people?
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You do...Every day
With the basketball team.
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00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:45,005
Well, I don't do that
For money.
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I'm naked for free!
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Listen, eddie.
It's my body, okay?
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You got nothing
To do with it,
So drop it.
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Oh, you bet it's dropped...
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'cause you are never,
Ever, ever, ever...
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Gonna pose nude again.
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Excuse me?
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You do not have me
Under lock and key.
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I'll do
Whatever I want.
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Not while you going out
With eddie winnnslow, you won't.
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00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:26,479
Okay. Then I'm not
Going out with eddie
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Winnnslow!
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Well, fine!
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Fine!
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Huh!
Huh!
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Pshhtt!
Pfftt!
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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[doorbell chimes]
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[doorbell chimes]
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Alright.
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Hello,
Lieutenant.
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you
What's going on--
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Police brutality!
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00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,053
I'm sorry
To trouble you
At home, lieutenant,
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00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,422
But this man
Was caught climbing
In a window next-door.
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00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,525
I keep telling you.
The wind blew
My door shut
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While I was
Nude-sunbathing!
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00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,729
Nude-sunbathing?
254
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,867
Yeah...So you don't
Get a tan line.
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00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,802
Chicks dig guys
Without a tan line.
256
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,774
This guy claims
He lives next-door.
257
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,442
Tell him, winslow!
258
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,413
Tell the mayor
Of munchkinland
I'm your neighbor.
259
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,447
Well...
260
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,548
Uh...
261
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,919
Anytime today,
Winslow!
262
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,354
I'm missing my peak
Tanning hours!
263
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,524
Garber...
264
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,428
I've never seen this man
Before in my life.
265
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,363
What?
266
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,599
Thank you. That's all
I needed to know.
267
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,001
Let's go,
Nature boy.
268
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,903
Carl! Carl,
Help me!
269
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,039
Pal! I c--you gotta
Help me out here!
270
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,708
I wasn't really
Gonna keep
Those kids' football!
271
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,710
I love those
Little rugrats!
272
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,980
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
273
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,483
Nothing, ma'am.
We just caught
A pervert next-door.
274
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,321
He won't tell him
Who I am!
275
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,024
Carl.
276
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,458
Be the bigger man.
277
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,498
I'm sorry,
Garber.
278
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,866
He is my neighbor.
279
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,044
I'm sorry he's your
Neighbor, too, sir.
280
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,083
Boy, I, uh...
281
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,085
Really appreciate
That, winslow.
282
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:48,922
Yes, nick.
My carl's a big man.
283
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,091
Nah.
284
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,626
Your carl's a big sap.
285
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:57,330
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha!
286
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,968
Winslow, you had me
In your sights,
And you choked!
287
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,069
Ha ha ha ha!
288
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,804
Ah, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha!
289
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,806
Ha ha ha.
Ooh, nick!
290
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,042
Is that a sexy girl
Going in your house?
291
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,211
Ooh, she's
A looker!
Oh, look there!
292
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,412
Where?
293
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,014
Hey! Hey!
294
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,848
Open up
This door!
295
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,150
[banging]
296
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,093
Hey, eddie.
297
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,061
What's up, laura?
298
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,997
I heard
What happened.
299
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,265
You broke up
With greta over
The modeling thing?
300
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,701
Well, you were there.
You saw what she did.
301
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,537
Listen, eddie, artists
Have been using nude
Models for centuries.
302
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,539
I mean, look
At michelangelo's
David.
303
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,442
Yeah, laura, but
We're not talking
About that.
304
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,012
We're talking about
Eddie winslow's greta.
305
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,082
Look. All I'm saying
Is, maybe you should
Try and see her side.
306
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,584
Hey, everybody's
Seeing her side.
307
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,456
It's the top and
The bottom I don't
Want 'em to see.
308
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,459
You don't know
The whole story.
309
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,429
What, greta's a part-time
Stripper, too?
310
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,899
Eddie, you are being
So insensitive about this.
311
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,169
You know what?
You need a wake-up call.
312
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,204
What are you
Talking about?
313
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,040
Greta told me
Something in confidence,
314
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,874
And I wasn't going
To say anything,
315
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,609
But you leave me
No choice.
316
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,446
Well, what is it?
317
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,981
Greta's father gave her
An ultimatum
A few weeks ago.
318
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,485
Either she had to stop
Dating you, or he'd
Cut her off financially.
319
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:29,989
And for some twisted,
Strange reason,
She chose you.
320
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,658
Lord knows why.
321
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,363
Wait a minute. He cut
Her off completely?
322
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,865
Yes. No money
For textbooks,
323
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,301
No money for tuition,
Makeup, clothes.
324
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,371
She's got less money
Than you, eddie.
325
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,340
Dang.
326
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:53,246
That's seriously broke.
327
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,915
So she took
Two part-time jobs,
Including modeling,
328
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,384
To make ends meet.
329
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,818
Well...
330
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,087
Laura,
I don't understand
331
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,221
Why she didn't just
332
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,456
Come and tell me
All of this herself.
333
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,759
She didn't want
To make you feel guilty.
334
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,561
That's how much
She loves you.
335
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,048
Oh, that's
Very impressive,
Miss winslow.
336
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,684
It reminds me
Of rodin.
337
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,721
Oh, no. It's supposed to be
Greta not a japanese monster.
338
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,326
Just keep sculpting, dear.
339
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,530
Urkel.
340
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,364
Urkel!
341
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,699
Huh? Oh, yes,
Mr. Vreeland?
342
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,303
What do we have
Here?
Oh, okay.
343
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,806
This--this is a--
Is a three-story
Victorian house
344
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,442
From 1894.
345
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,477
But I'm not done
With the roof yet.
346
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,346
Oh. That's all
Very interesting,
Urkel...
347
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,449
But we're all
Sculpting this model.
348
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,750
Ha ha!
349
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,318
Where is she?
350
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,089
Oh. She's in the house.
351
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,329
I don't see her.
352
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,730
She's in the shower.
353
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,134
I don't hear her.
354
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,471
It's a reduced-flow
Nozzle.
355
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,641
Urkel...
356
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,043
By any chance...
357
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,080
Would your major
Happen to be...
358
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,348
Art?
359
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,251
Oh, no! It's
Biological engineering.
360
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,287
Oh, there is a god!
361
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,755
Okay, class...
Dismissed, please.
362
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,123
Now.
363
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,464
Bye, greta.
I'll see you.
364
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,499
Hi, greta.
365
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,535
Sorry it was so cold
In here today.
366
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,136
Would you stop?
367
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,849
Hi. What are you
Doing here?
368
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,418
[sighs]
369
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,555
I felt like
We needed to talk.
370
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:19,058
You've already done
Your talking, and I don't
Need to hear it again.
371
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,028
Look, greta, I'm sorry
I acted like a jerk.
372
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:26,599
But I didn't know you
Were modeling just so you
Could keep seeing me.
373
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,701
Laura told me about
What your father did.
374
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,638
That was supposed
To be a secret.
375
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,040
Yeah, I know.
But I guess she felt
376
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,977
That I reached a certain
Knucklehead level and
She needed to wake me up.
377
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,812
And did she?
378
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,013
Yeah.
379
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,849
Big time.
380
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:46,118
It's great that you
Stood up to your father just for
Me.
381
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,720
It wasn't
Just for you, eddie.
382
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,258
It was for me, too.
I'm tired of my father
Pushing me around.
383
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,792
Yeah, I know.
384
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,728
I don't want
To be pushed around
By you, either.
385
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,832
I know.
386
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,202
Look...
387
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,972
I don't care about
You modeling anymore.
388
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,876
I just care about
Us staying together.
389
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,816
Would you please
Forgive me, baby?
390
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,917
Come here.
391
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:19,986
Mmm.
392
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,960
Wow. That movie
Was great.
393
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,496
Isn't halle berry
Pretty?
394
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,730
Oh, who can
Notice "Pretty"
395
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,900
When you're sitting
Next to "Ravishing"?
396
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,768
Mm-hmm.
Come here.
397
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,605
I want to taste
Those lying lips.
398
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,739
Mmm...
399
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,777
Hi-dee-ho,
Young lovers!
400
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,580
Hi, steve.
401
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,817
I made some
Late-night snacks.
Care for a weasel puff?
402
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,385
Uhhh!
403
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,422
Steve...I thought
You had a date
With myra tonight.
404
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,124
Oh. Those plans
Went kablooie.
405
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:02,795
My little hummingbird
Was doing yoga and got her leg
Stuck behind her head.
406
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:07,500
She sneezed violently
And wedged herself
In the fireplace.
407
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,836
Oh, that's terrible.
408
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,937
Goodnight.
409
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,206
Goodnight? Why,
The fun's just beginning!
410
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,575
It's like they say.
411
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,445
Two's company,
Three's a par-tay!
412
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,948
Okay. Pick a card.
Any card.
413
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,485
Now archeologists
Believe that the pterodactyl
414
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,355
Had this mating call...
415
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,056
Rwaaawwwwkkk!
416
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,695
[playing strauss'
The blue danube
On accordion and kazoo]
417
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,103
Hey!
418
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,738
Hey! Hey!
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